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Gulp 2 (Gai Studios)
Release date: 12/14/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Danny, Sage, Jay Lopez, Jason Forest, Phillip Pines, Ian Cody, Brad Riley, Chip
Studio: GAI Studios
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: It begins with two twinksJay Lopez and Chip Sastrein bed sucking lollipops. You suck that lollipop like a dick, Chip tells Jay. No, I dont. Jay counters. You dont even know how a dick is sucked. Yes, I do, Chip affirms. Prove it, Jay challenges. Chip immediately pulls down Jays pants and starts sucking dick. I guess you do, Jay agrees. Both boys have tattoos. Chip has rings in both nipples. Jay has nary a pubic hair which makes his dick look even bigger as Chip sucks this big tasty lollipop. Chip tooas we shall discoveris pretty pubeless. Which lollipop tastes better? Jay asks after a while. This one, Chip answers. Jay then asks to taste Chips. After sampling that he moves down to taste Chips ass. Soon the tongue is followed by the big bun-splitter. Uh, uh, uh, oh shit! Chip exclaims. After a bit Jay claims hes tired and lies back for Chip to sit on his dick and ride. (Why would a gay kid like Chip have a silhouette of a naked female tattooed on his back?) They return to the missionary position for Jay to get ready for orgasm. Im about to cum, he informs Chip.
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ATM City 2
Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Missy Monroe, Audrey Hollander, Tory Lane, Veronica Jett, Genesis Skye
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Dan Dapper
Review brief: ATM City #2 follows the theme of many porn movies today, overdoing something to the point of boring the viewer. Many porn fans watch smut flicks to see girls get fucked good and hard. When that hard boning is constantly interrupted by the act of A2M, it looses its eroticism quickly. Do it once or twice, its sexy; do it every 10 seconds and it becomes a boring circus sideshow. To their credit, the girls all seem to dig the abuse heaped on them by the guys, and they dont seem to mind that they have zero chance of reaching orgasm due to the constant stopping by the guys. Do this in real life and theres a very good chance youll never be invited back to your lovers bed. The girls are, in order: blond Missy Monroe, who takes on two guys; curly redhead Audrey Hollander and Tory Lane, who engage a couple guys; brunette Vanessa Lane; brown-haired Veronica Jett; and blond Genesis Skye. Every scene includes the typical spanking, slapping, spitting, and gaping associated with this genre. Missy, Audrey, and Tory all get DPed.
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Sweet Angels
Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Crystal, Lolita, Laura Lion, Melissa Black, Rita Nemeth
Studio: Playhouse
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Sweet Angels is a Euro flick featuring couples sex and decent looking women. The action, such as it is, is accompanied by soft music, dubbed voices, and fake moaning. Look up vanilla in the dictionary and youll see the box cover for this movie. Blond Lolita leads off, and she gets the pleasure of two guys who diddle all her holes, including DP and a double face frosting. Next is a boring girl/girl romp set by a swimming pool. Blond Kira Valentine (aka Jenny Blair) and brunette Tera Bond use toys on each other but seem to shy away from actually licking each others pussies. The next scene is marred by too frequent use of soft, fuzzy lighting that tends to white out the action between brown-haired cutie Laura Lion and her guy. A facial ends the scene and allows the viewer to readjust his eyes. Chrystal (aka Christel Starr), a blonde with a band tat around her left bicep, get analed next, and the money shot lands on her pussy. There is a continuity editing error here, as they couple is briefly shown in missionary position several minutes after they switched from mish to doggie.
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2 Girls For Every Guy (Acid Rain)
Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Kat, Sascha, Sativa Rose, Delilah Strong, Brooke Haven, Haley Scott, Victoria Sweet, Courtney Simpson, Nadia Hilton, Havana Ginger, Crissy Cums, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: Stealing a line from a 60s Jan & Dean surfing song entitled Surf City, 2 Girls for Every Guy is an average porn flick from Acid Rain. Director Bobby Damone presents five scenes that are basically identical in theme, energy, and nastiness. Each scene offers two girls getting hosed by one guy. The guys follow a similar formula: lets abuse these babes as much as possibly for 25 minutes. Well spank and slap them, throat gag and fishhook them, choke them, and pull their hair. Lets halt our stroking every 10 seconds or so to let the girls suck the pussy and ass juices off our cocks. The girls, for their part, give the impression they dont mind the guys antics and they participate in the nastiness full throttle.
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Four Score
Release date: 1/26/2006
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Ben Damon, Moreno, Matthew, Brady Martin, Trevor Knight, Nick Capra, Corbin Michaels, Brett Matthews, Eric Hung, Juan Casannova
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Review brief: Gino Colbert has done an interesting job in putting together this video, Four Score. You wont find the hottest and most well known models out there, but you will find models with one thing in common---huge dicks. There is no weinee in the bunch. The video is divided into four different stories, each with its own title. It doesnt exactly follow the lines of most videos. Each scene is entirely different from the others. . The video features an Asian guy named Eric Hung as the Asian Sex Machine. Ironically, Eric is not shown on the front cover. The first scene shows Eric coming out in a tee shirt and briefs to do some push-ups. In between doing the push-ups, he takes off the shirt, and takes off the briefs and goes back to the push-ups each time. He moves to the shower where you can see his tight muscular body and this huge hardon--huge as in length and girth. This has got to be the biggest dick I have seen on an Asian guy. He strokes himself for a bit and then moves to the bedroom for a quick jack off and cum shot.
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Beauty & the 14 Inch Beast
Release date: 9/10/2005
Reviewed on: 2/17/2006 by picman
Starring: Nico, Mandingo, Jack Napier, Danka, Cynara Fox, Crystal Ray, Julie Faith, Terrill, Boz, Deja Daire, Richard Mann, Catarina
Studio: West Coast Productions
Review brief: Prologue The premise of this video is very simple. White chicks being fucked by the biggest black dicks in captivity. Of the eight women listed, I'm only familiar with three. Cynara Fox, Crystal Ray, and Deja Daire. All total sluts. Of course the title alludes to the fact that it's the guys who are the real stars here. Jack Napier, Mandingo, Boz and Richard Mann. The size may be exaggerated, but they're all packing, and these women are in for a deep reaming heretofore unknown to them. WCP claims these are fresh scenes and not a compilation, which makes me extra curious about the quality. Filmed in Penisvision. Cute. Cynara Fox introduces herself and tells us she's getting fucked by a big, hard cock today. She emphasizes the fact that it better be big 'cause she doesn't do small. Skinny and slutty looking with a 40's hairdo and pink bikini, Cynara plays with her labia pierced hole. Horny as hell, she screams for dick. Cut to Cynara wrapping her lips around a whopper, courtesy of Jack Napier.
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Lusty Legs 4
Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/15/2006 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, David Perry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Trinity, Max Cortes, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Tiffany Hopkins, Robby Blake, Marie Luv, Angel Dark, Poppy Morgan, Jose Santana, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: Lusty Legs 4 Now what am I doing reviewing this movie, months old, another volume already down the line, listening to Sigur Ros babbling away with some unsettling music thats really adding to my addled state? Some things move too fast and never last. So lets get some focus here: look at these girls, look at the topic hot girls with great legs, and bags of spicy sexsurely this is going to put things in orderor is it? Haley Paige and Poppy Morgan Thing is, Haley looks as bewildered as I feel in this frenetic but somewhat heartless scene, teamed, as she is, with Poppy Morgan. Yet another British trouper who swears like, um, a trooper. Shed make an RSM blush. Anyway, Toni supplies the bare minimum of content on the prescribed topic as the girls put on their black nylons and pose fetchingly before lurching into breathless, frantic fuck action with Ribas, Ferrara and Everhard.
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Horny Poles
Release date: 1/21/2006
Reviewed on: 2/5/2006 by Netguy
Studio: Pole Studios
Review brief: Horny Poles features a cast of 13, young, hot, and whom I assume are Polish, studs in a somewhat lackluster production. 13 after all is an unlucky number, directors take note. Actually its not so much the direction but the storyline, music, editing, and lighting. The cast is attractive, well hung, and seem to be enjoying every moment but the scenes audio is this annoying looping soundtrack that I could only take for so long before turning the volume almost completely off. If Poles Studios are going to continue making films they should try to use the natural audio and let us hear these studs enjoying themselves. Another fault was the editing. In some of the scenes it was cut quick and choppy and was a bit hard to keep track of what was going on or who was doing who. Storyline, forget it! This was all over the place, not that Im looking for any Oscar winner, but at least try and keep it somewhat consistent. Finally, the lighting. For the most part its really not bad but quite a few of the penetration shots are washed out or over lit which makes the hues off.
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Guilty Pleasures (Wicked)
Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 2/5/2006 by janicii
Starring: Serenity, Alec Metro, Chris Cannon, Keisha, Mickey G., Amber Michaels, Heather Lynn, Kiki Daire
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: This film had serious possibilities, but ultimately fell pretty flat for some fundamental reasons. First, the good news... alec metro and serenity are great and perfectly cast in their leads as the conniving stepsiblings. (as you've already read, this film is a takeoff on "cruel intentions," where the steps are rich, beautiful and bored. alec is lusting after his stepsister serentity, and they make a bet where serenity will give him her goodies if he can bed kiki d'aire). each are self-absorbed, beautiful (except for alec's flaming red fake tan), and put down some seriously good acting. the set-up alone should have made the film hot. a couple of the sex scenes were fun, particularly the two g-g-b scenes, which i'm not even typically a fan of. the bad news... kiki d'aire as the prize? ohmygod, to watch her was painful. she was entirely miscast as a supposed stuck-up, yet virginal lawyer. she can't read a line to save her life and, hey, the quasi-bo derek cornrow thing ain't working. every time she was on the screen i ff'd.
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Star Crossed (Adonis)
Release date: 1/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/4/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Rod Barry, Corbin Michaels, Troy Punk, Mario Cruz, Kyle Aames, Kris Anthony, Jonathan Gabriel, Jason Longh
Studio: Adonis Pictures
Directed by: Mike Donner
Review brief: The video starts with some country music playing and you almost expect to hear some lyrics by Kenny Chesney or Tim McGraw. It also begins with one of my pet peeves---no opening credits of the cast. Caleb played by Sean West is a country boy from Greenboro and his boyfriend Billy played by Andy Kirra open the movie playing with each other throwing a football and running around. Sean is a handsome faced guy with a pudgy midsection. Andy is pretty much an average looking guy. They find a blanket and being making out kissing and rubbing each others body. Sean is first to start sucking Andy. Andy reciprocates in sucking Sean. By now the country music playing in the background has changed to a more upbeat type. Andy bends over and Sean goes to licking his ass, and follows it by fucking Andy doggy style. The background scenery during the fucking is pretty awesome. I feel its sort of supposed to represent the mountains of Appalachia or Blue Ridge, but its definitely a California valley. There is very little verbal exchange between the two.
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Pumpin' In 2
Release date: 12/30/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Hawk McAllistar, Otto Horyna, Victor Hugo, Tomas Mach, Jiri Homolka, Fabio Abel, Skyler Orion, Mlkulik Pavel, Joey Landis
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Pumpin In 2 looks like one of those movies where the studio took some scenes from other videos or maybe had some footage they couldnt use in another film. There is no plot to this movie nor is there any kind of theme flowing. Even with that, a video can still be hot. This one has its moments. The first scene has Thomas Mach and Jiri Homolka at a bar. Thomas is the hot muscular bartender and Jiri is the bored customer. They speak no English so we are treated to subtitles. Thomas comes around from the bar, pulls out Jiris dick and begins stroking and sucking it. He pretty much just sucks the head of Jiris dick. Jiri is a sort of twink looking tight muscled blonde. Thomass attempt at a blowjob is dismal. Finally this boredom ends and Jiri sucks on Thomas. Jiri gives us a much better performance. While getting sucked each of these guys play with their own nipples. Thomas is still in his jeans during the blowjob and Jiri is still in his jockstrap. Thomas barely touches Jiri during this session so I am already sensing he must be gay for pay.
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Big Titty Woman
Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by EQSEG
Starring: Jerry, Tony T., Cheyne Collins, Alexis Amore, Katie Morgan, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Jay Huntington, Nadia Hilton
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Martin Del Toro should not be allowed to direct another video until he goes back to film school. He takes a perfectly good concept, hot big titted women, and completely blows it as far as Im concerned. Half of this video is shot in a diagonal angle instead of straight on and he does not hold any shot for more than 30 seconds the camera shot constantly jumping around. In addition, for some reason Martin feels that viewers like to watch porn through an obscured lens. In every scene, the girl spits on the camera lens a minimum of 5 times. In most cases we are also treated to sound effects of the girl spitting on the camera. Kind of like the sounds heard in the fight scenes in a Rocky movie. You know, when Rocky is hitting Apollo Creed in slow motion and hear the impact of the punch on the skull. This is all very amusing considering that Del Toro had the following comment to say in a recent press release. "I love to get these girls all fired up for some rougher sex.
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3's Cumpany Season 2 (Damaged)
Release date: 9/2/2005
Reviewed on: 1/30/2006 by dandaman
Starring: Dolly Golden, Alba Del Monte, Lady Rox, Chipy Marlow
Studio: Damaged Productions
Directed by: James Justice
Review brief: 3's Cumpany Season 2 Studio: Damaged Productions Category: All Sex Director: Are you Kidding? Starring: Dolly Golden, Jessica Fiorentino, Gianna Super short Review. There's no secrets of what this one is about: 2 on 1, every scene, with some familar faces but no name to match, this is a hard to review, the sex is not real, real bad, but the picture is kind of odd, this should be consider for extrange porn hall of fame, and maybe the grand finale is the best proof, with a kind of gangbang in spanish, lol.... Overall Thoughts I'm blank, sorry. DVD Quality Audio and Video quality aren't the best you seen in your life, gallery, web info and so on.
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Duchess (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 3/28/2003
Reviewed on: 1/28/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Steve Holmes, Cameron, Holly Hollywood, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Long, Laurie Wallace, Natasha Dolling, Bobbi Eden
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 105 min. (cover states 100 min.) Production Date: 12 / 2 / 2002 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Holly Hollywood, Cameron, Ashley Long, Bobby Eden, Laurie Wallace, Natasha Dolling, Randy Spears, Steven St. Croix, Steve Holmes, Cain, and Anthony Hardwood The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nicholas Steele has been hit or miss for me. Im not really sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its okay, and definitely nothing special. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants an extremely softened movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a movie where it feels like the people behind the camera are into sex too The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are above average. The audio is fairly clear, but some of the dialogue is hard to understand due to a slightly muffled feel and a balance that seems slightly off. The video also has a soft feel, and often feels a little over lit.
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Off the Rack 3
Release date: 11/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/24/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Brooke, Van Damage, Reno, Nick Manning, Talon, Mason Storm, Michelle B., Sara Stone, Carly Kaleb, Havana Ginger, Marco Banderas
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: This is the third in the Off the Rack series featuring women with nice and/or big tits. We are treated to six scenes. Each of the scenes starts with a girl talking to the cameraman and undressing herself, while maybe playing with her tits and fingering herself along the way. Her male scene partner will suddenly appear after about 5 minutes of her introduction and strip. Michelle is our first lady. She is a blonde chick from England with fake boobs. Nick Manning appears and starts out with some brief kissing and nipple sucking. He heads down for some pussy eating. This guy is very gentle in his moves. She sucks on him some with him standing and him laying back on the couch. He moves her to her back and starts fucking her. He is still slow and gentle but he picks up the pace and begins to drill her deep. This chick wears some striped stockings that are so distracting for the video. He flips her over for some doggy style fucking. She must not have been given much direction as her position makes it hard to see her tits during this segment of the scene.
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Tight & Fresh
Release date: 3/31/2004
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Tawny Roberts, Veronica Velour, Alaura Eden, Allison Wyte, Ashley Moore [I] (female), Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Kinzie Kenner, Annie Body
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 128 min. Production Date: 11 / 26 / 2003 Director: Luc Wylder Cast: Kinzie Kenner, Lucy Lee, Billy Glyde, Allison Whyte, Kyle Stone, Annie Body, Mickey G., Veronica Velour, Alan Knight, Jesse V., Ian Daniels, Amanda, John West, Ashley Moore, Kurt Lockwood, Alaura Eden, Mario Rossi, Tawny Roberts, and Ricky Roberts The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmm. Im not quite sure about this one for some reason... Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good Amateur Angels compilation. If only the boxcover would have represented that... Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about the Amateur Angels series Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos followed all of the Amateur Angels series The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with compilations, the technical aspects often vary a little from scene to scene. The audio, for the most part, is nicely balanced. There are a few background noises and a couple hollow spots, but for some of the locations this seems pretty good.
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Rocket Girls
Release date: 4/16/2001
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006 by Kelly
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Summer Knight, Victoria Paris, Angela Summers, Woody Long, Tracy Winn, Lilli Xene
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Title: Rocket Girls Company: New Machine Length: 79 minutes VHS Release: May 1993 DVD Release: February 2001 Condoms: None Directed by: Stuart Canterbury Director of Photography: Kenny Gibb Written by: Clinton Darke BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Send a bunch of young men and women scientists up in a rocket to save the ozone layer and what do you get? An interstellar sex orgy, that's what. Instead of applying their brilliant minds to the problem at hand, our erotic astronauts pose the astronomically ambiguous question: Ever see a Red Giant go into a Black Hole? Prepare for blast off! In space no one can hear you cream. (taken from the 1993 VHS boxcover; even though the original won the AVN award for Best Boxcover Concept, New Machine has thrown it out in favor of a new one with Summer Knights on the cover and no synopsis on the back). THE MOVIE: So, its 1993 and the international Earth summit (United Nations Conference on Environment and Development) has just met. Global warming is a problem, and it is apparently largely due to Western industrialism.
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Face Fucked 2 (Hustler)
Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006 by HeyNow
Starring: Chastity, Naomi, Katie Rae, Brooke Haven, Amber Wild, Sara Stone, Courtney Simpson, Luissa Rosso
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: This is purely a blowjob movie. Unfortunately face fucking can't overcome a weak script. I felt like the story was still a 2-3 drafts short of being ready for the screen. The biggest problem was that there are plot holes you could drive a truck through. Dont even get me started on the dialogue. In one scene the girl says, Ill face fuck you for a burger --- wha? In another a girl says Give me a cock to fuck my face with and so it goes. We shant even be mentioning the one-dimensional characters or question the motivation for their promiscuous acts. But who am I to concern myself with such nonsense. Im here to see nudity and sex (or at least oral sex) and this one does deliver. This title is marketed as a public blowjob movie. Its not like they are going down and filming at the local K-mart with public spectators, but instead the girls are seeking out men to face fuck them in parking garage restrooms, building utility rooms, closed diners and the such. It would be nice to see a couple of extras walking by in horror and lust.
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Jammed In Japan 1
Release date: 4/12/2004
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006 by darkcloud
Studio: Avalon
Review brief: This DVD is a collection of girls/scenes from Pretty Little Asian series, the first 15 or so. There are 14 girls in this DVD. Running time is 4 hours. Each scene is fully complete with original running time just like regular Pretty Little Asian DVDs/series. This DVD pretty much REPLACES 15 DVDs. Pretty Little Asian series are generally NOT very good. The fucking time is short, bad camera work, condoms are always used, and most importantly the video quality is average at best. I guess Pretty Little Asian series must not be selling well, that's why they decided to make this DVD compilation to win some customers back. Starring: Mayu, Yume, Miho, Momoko, Rina, Asuka, Yuko, Risa, Anna, Asami, Norika, Yuri, Haruka, and Reiki. Most of the better looking girls are featured in this DVD. Few girls left out were: Hiromi the Korean from #2, Mayu from #5, Reiko from #15, Hitomi from #3, and Yu from #15. Overall this is a decent DVD with many different girls.
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Camera Girls POV
Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006 by Patrick Riverside
Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Brock Adams, Rebecca Love, Kris Slater, Katrina Kraven, Jordan Styles, Jenaveve Jolie, Kelly Wells, Jersey Jaxin, Derrick Pierce
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Constance Le, Caren Capo
Review brief: This is an entry into the POV genre that sells itself on the idea that it's a girl operating the camera. A clever idea, but quite frankly one that isn't properly explored in this outing. Caren Capo, wife of editor Guy Capo plays the role of the girl in all the scenes except one. The Rundown: Scene 1 - Katrina Kraven gets done by Kris Slater after a warm up from Caren. The basic set up of the scenes has Capo's hand working on the pussy with either fingers or a dildo. Pretty good masterbation action to start with. Kris Slater shows up and Katrina blows him. She's wearing a little white tank top and black see through panties. Well, here we already stray from a "girl's" POV as we get a pretty good POV from Slater's perspective getting blown. Not that I'm complaining, because it's a hot hummer. Caren pushes Katrina's head down on his cock. After a tease she rides him cowgirl. Katrina gets a blue dildo up her ass while this goes on, giving us some sweet action. He bends her over an ottoman, and fucks her ass with a real dick. They move to reverse cowgirl anal.
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Collectible
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006 by MD James
Starring: Mickey Ray, Scott Irish, Bianca, Randy Spears, Randy West, Alexis DeVell, Jonathan Morgan, Danielle Rogers, Melanie Moore, Sonja, Tracy Winn
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Review brief: Title: Collectible Released by: B-line (New Machine) Reviewed by MD James Submitted for your approval in an otherwise ordinary-looking home in an otherwise ordinary-looking neighborhood, we come across a man who has literally become the master of his domain. A man who has created a willing collection of human beings, eager to be used to fulfill any sexual desire imaginable. A man who collects human beings like you and I would collect stamps. And yet, for all of the power that this man has amassed, his Garden of Eden is about to encounter a temptation that will bring the world that he knows crashing down. A world that only exists in the dimension that we call the Scotty Fox Zone. Okay, with apologies to the late Rod Serling I couldnt watch this video without thinking about the "Twilight Zone" or any number of other reality-suspending shows.
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Thighs Wide Open (VCA)
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 1/13/2006 by jani
Starring: Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Randy Spears, T.J. Hart, Eric Masterson, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Justine Romee, Ronni Coxx, Maya Divine
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: I streamed this video after reading many reviews for various films on this site. this one seemed like it had the goods. unfortunately, it was really not any better than any other mass-market adult film. nothing that really set it apart. the premise could have been good, although a bit overused - the dull marital sex, woman semi-frigid looking for adventure. and chloe is believable as the main character. her scene with spears is excellent, making the film worth the price of admission. their scene is the only one that rises above (no pun intended) the rote, basic porn stuff. quite simply, chloe and spears have heat, and their stairway encounter is believable and builds friction. spears is just tough enough to frighten, intrigue and excite chloe, all at once. if the heat in this scene could have been replicated a bit more through the film it would have gotten higher marks. and if chloe is a novice at experimentation why didn't she get it on with two men - say spears and ...
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Slip Inside (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 1/12/2006
Reviewed on: 1/12/2006 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Silvia Saint, Alexa, Kaylynn, Keri Windsor, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Devlin Weed, Cheila, Cameron, Joey Ray, Jason McCain, Flick Shagwell, Tawny Roberts, Lyla Lei, Ricky Roberts
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 136 min. Production Date: 11 / 15 / 2005 Director: Various Cast: Silvia Saint, Tawny Roberts, Flick Shagwell, Keri Windsor, Jessica Drake, Lyla Lei, Cameron, Cheila, Alexa, Kaylynn, Ricky Roberts, Evan Stone, Dale DaBone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, John Decker, Jason McCain, Randy Spears, Joey Ray, and Devlin Weed The Short Story Initial Expectations: Adam & Eves compilations have been very hit or miss. Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but not up to the level of some of Adam & Eves other recent comps. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a compilation with a focus on beauty Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a compilation focusing on passion and heat The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As one would expect from a compilation, the technical aspects vary a little from scene to scene. That said, they dont vary a lot. Most of the audio is clear and well balanced, and there are very few background noises or balance problems.
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Extreme Behavior
Release date: 11/18/2003
Reviewed on: 1/10/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mia Smiles, Randy Spears, Jade, Mr. Marcus, Mickey G., jessica drake, Voodoo, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Monique Alexander, Angela Crystal, Aria, Dru Berrymore, Billy Banks, Michelle Michaels, Daisy Marie
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Toni English, Kelly Holland
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 8 / 8 / 2003 Director: Toni English Cast: Angela Crystal, Aria, Aurora Snow, Daisy Marie, Dry Berrymore, Jade, Jessica Drake, Mia Smokes, Michelle Michaels, Monique Alexander, Nicole Sheridan, Billy Banks, Evan Stone, Mickey G., Randy Spears, and Voodoo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Adam & Eve and extreme behavior just arent words Id put together. I cant get too excited over this one. Initial Reaction: Theres some good ideas, but the art direction is so far overboard that it failed under its own weight. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something more artistic Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something more extreme The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there also isnt a lot of audio other than the music. The video is pretty well done, with varying degrees of lighting and very little grain. Music: The music is a bit heavy throughout the movie.
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Girls Gone Wild: Craziest Frat Parties
Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 1/9/2006 by The Captain
Studio: Mantra Films
Directed by: Joe Francis
Review brief: Reviewed by The Captain Title: Girls Gone Wild: Two Volume Set (Craziest Frat Parties & Wet T-Shirt Strip Off) Studio: Girls Gone Wild Category: Amateur Runtime: 59:48 (28:44 and 31:04) Extras: None (except for standard, title and chapter selection) The Captain's Avg. Boner Rating: 7/10 (5.75/10 and 8/10) Video Details: 2 videos on one disc. Each one is shorter than the average GGW title. You can choose from either title at startup. Each title also has 4 chapters. Each title will be reviewed separately. Pretty much girls flashing and guys yelling woooo. More details for each video below. Craziest Frat Parties: Run time 28:44 / The Captains Avg. Boner Rating: 5.75/10 Chapter 1: Mostly just 4 or 5 girls flashing their breasts, and dancing.
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Release date: 12/14/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Danny, Sage, Jay Lopez, Jason Forest, Phillip Pines, Ian Cody, Brad Riley, Chip
Studio: GAI Studios
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: It begins with two twinksJay Lopez and Chip Sastrein bed sucking lollipops. You suck that lollipop like a dick, Chip tells Jay. No, I dont. Jay counters. You dont even know how a dick is sucked. Yes, I do, Chip affirms. Prove it, Jay challenges. Chip immediately pulls down Jays pants and starts sucking dick. I guess you do, Jay agrees. Both boys have tattoos. Chip has rings in both nipples. Jay has nary a pubic hair which makes his dick look even bigger as Chip sucks this big tasty lollipop. Chip tooas we shall discoveris pretty pubeless. Which lollipop tastes better? Jay asks after a while. This one, Chip answers. Jay then asks to taste Chips. After sampling that he moves down to taste Chips ass. Soon the tongue is followed by the big bun-splitter. Uh, uh, uh, oh shit! Chip exclaims. After a bit Jay claims hes tired and lies back for Chip to sit on his dick and ride. (Why would a gay kid like Chip have a silhouette of a naked female tattooed on his back?) They return to the missionary position for Jay to get ready for orgasm. Im about to cum, he informs Chip.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Missy Monroe, Audrey Hollander, Tory Lane, Veronica Jett, Genesis Skye
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Dan Dapper
Review brief: ATM City #2 follows the theme of many porn movies today, overdoing something to the point of boring the viewer. Many porn fans watch smut flicks to see girls get fucked good and hard. When that hard boning is constantly interrupted by the act of A2M, it looses its eroticism quickly. Do it once or twice, its sexy; do it every 10 seconds and it becomes a boring circus sideshow. To their credit, the girls all seem to dig the abuse heaped on them by the guys, and they dont seem to mind that they have zero chance of reaching orgasm due to the constant stopping by the guys. Do this in real life and theres a very good chance youll never be invited back to your lovers bed. The girls are, in order: blond Missy Monroe, who takes on two guys; curly redhead Audrey Hollander and Tory Lane, who engage a couple guys; brunette Vanessa Lane; brown-haired Veronica Jett; and blond Genesis Skye. Every scene includes the typical spanking, slapping, spitting, and gaping associated with this genre. Missy, Audrey, and Tory all get DPed.
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Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Crystal, Lolita, Laura Lion, Melissa Black, Rita Nemeth
Studio: Playhouse
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Sweet Angels is a Euro flick featuring couples sex and decent looking women. The action, such as it is, is accompanied by soft music, dubbed voices, and fake moaning. Look up vanilla in the dictionary and youll see the box cover for this movie. Blond Lolita leads off, and she gets the pleasure of two guys who diddle all her holes, including DP and a double face frosting. Next is a boring girl/girl romp set by a swimming pool. Blond Kira Valentine (aka Jenny Blair) and brunette Tera Bond use toys on each other but seem to shy away from actually licking each others pussies. The next scene is marred by too frequent use of soft, fuzzy lighting that tends to white out the action between brown-haired cutie Laura Lion and her guy. A facial ends the scene and allows the viewer to readjust his eyes. Chrystal (aka Christel Starr), a blonde with a band tat around her left bicep, get analed next, and the money shot lands on her pussy. There is a continuity editing error here, as they couple is briefly shown in missionary position several minutes after they switched from mish to doggie.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Kat, Sascha, Sativa Rose, Delilah Strong, Brooke Haven, Haley Scott, Victoria Sweet, Courtney Simpson, Nadia Hilton, Havana Ginger, Crissy Cums, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: Stealing a line from a 60s Jan & Dean surfing song entitled Surf City, 2 Girls for Every Guy is an average porn flick from Acid Rain. Director Bobby Damone presents five scenes that are basically identical in theme, energy, and nastiness. Each scene offers two girls getting hosed by one guy. The guys follow a similar formula: lets abuse these babes as much as possibly for 25 minutes. Well spank and slap them, throat gag and fishhook them, choke them, and pull their hair. Lets halt our stroking every 10 seconds or so to let the girls suck the pussy and ass juices off our cocks. The girls, for their part, give the impression they dont mind the guys antics and they participate in the nastiness full throttle.
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Release date: 1/26/2006
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Ben Damon, Moreno, Matthew, Brady Martin, Trevor Knight, Nick Capra, Corbin Michaels, Brett Matthews, Eric Hung, Juan Casannova
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Review brief: Gino Colbert has done an interesting job in putting together this video, Four Score. You wont find the hottest and most well known models out there, but you will find models with one thing in common---huge dicks. There is no weinee in the bunch. The video is divided into four different stories, each with its own title. It doesnt exactly follow the lines of most videos. Each scene is entirely different from the others. . The video features an Asian guy named Eric Hung as the Asian Sex Machine. Ironically, Eric is not shown on the front cover. The first scene shows Eric coming out in a tee shirt and briefs to do some push-ups. In between doing the push-ups, he takes off the shirt, and takes off the briefs and goes back to the push-ups each time. He moves to the shower where you can see his tight muscular body and this huge hardon--huge as in length and girth. This has got to be the biggest dick I have seen on an Asian guy. He strokes himself for a bit and then moves to the bedroom for a quick jack off and cum shot.
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Release date: 9/10/2005
Reviewed on: 2/17/2006 by picman
Starring: Nico, Mandingo, Jack Napier, Danka, Cynara Fox, Crystal Ray, Julie Faith, Terrill, Boz, Deja Daire, Richard Mann, Catarina
Studio: West Coast Productions
Review brief: Prologue The premise of this video is very simple. White chicks being fucked by the biggest black dicks in captivity. Of the eight women listed, I'm only familiar with three. Cynara Fox, Crystal Ray, and Deja Daire. All total sluts. Of course the title alludes to the fact that it's the guys who are the real stars here. Jack Napier, Mandingo, Boz and Richard Mann. The size may be exaggerated, but they're all packing, and these women are in for a deep reaming heretofore unknown to them. WCP claims these are fresh scenes and not a compilation, which makes me extra curious about the quality. Filmed in Penisvision. Cute. Cynara Fox introduces herself and tells us she's getting fucked by a big, hard cock today. She emphasizes the fact that it better be big 'cause she doesn't do small. Skinny and slutty looking with a 40's hairdo and pink bikini, Cynara plays with her labia pierced hole. Horny as hell, she screams for dick. Cut to Cynara wrapping her lips around a whopper, courtesy of Jack Napier.
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Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/15/2006 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, David Perry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Trinity, Max Cortes, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Tiffany Hopkins, Robby Blake, Marie Luv, Angel Dark, Poppy Morgan, Jose Santana, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: Lusty Legs 4 Now what am I doing reviewing this movie, months old, another volume already down the line, listening to Sigur Ros babbling away with some unsettling music thats really adding to my addled state? Some things move too fast and never last. So lets get some focus here: look at these girls, look at the topic hot girls with great legs, and bags of spicy sexsurely this is going to put things in orderor is it? Haley Paige and Poppy Morgan Thing is, Haley looks as bewildered as I feel in this frenetic but somewhat heartless scene, teamed, as she is, with Poppy Morgan. Yet another British trouper who swears like, um, a trooper. Shed make an RSM blush. Anyway, Toni supplies the bare minimum of content on the prescribed topic as the girls put on their black nylons and pose fetchingly before lurching into breathless, frantic fuck action with Ribas, Ferrara and Everhard.
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Release date: 1/21/2006
Reviewed on: 2/5/2006 by Netguy
Studio: Pole Studios
Review brief: Horny Poles features a cast of 13, young, hot, and whom I assume are Polish, studs in a somewhat lackluster production. 13 after all is an unlucky number, directors take note. Actually its not so much the direction but the storyline, music, editing, and lighting. The cast is attractive, well hung, and seem to be enjoying every moment but the scenes audio is this annoying looping soundtrack that I could only take for so long before turning the volume almost completely off. If Poles Studios are going to continue making films they should try to use the natural audio and let us hear these studs enjoying themselves. Another fault was the editing. In some of the scenes it was cut quick and choppy and was a bit hard to keep track of what was going on or who was doing who. Storyline, forget it! This was all over the place, not that Im looking for any Oscar winner, but at least try and keep it somewhat consistent. Finally, the lighting. For the most part its really not bad but quite a few of the penetration shots are washed out or over lit which makes the hues off.
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Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 2/5/2006 by janicii
Starring: Serenity, Alec Metro, Chris Cannon, Keisha, Mickey G., Amber Michaels, Heather Lynn, Kiki Daire
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: This film had serious possibilities, but ultimately fell pretty flat for some fundamental reasons. First, the good news... alec metro and serenity are great and perfectly cast in their leads as the conniving stepsiblings. (as you've already read, this film is a takeoff on "cruel intentions," where the steps are rich, beautiful and bored. alec is lusting after his stepsister serentity, and they make a bet where serenity will give him her goodies if he can bed kiki d'aire). each are self-absorbed, beautiful (except for alec's flaming red fake tan), and put down some seriously good acting. the set-up alone should have made the film hot. a couple of the sex scenes were fun, particularly the two g-g-b scenes, which i'm not even typically a fan of. the bad news... kiki d'aire as the prize? ohmygod, to watch her was painful. she was entirely miscast as a supposed stuck-up, yet virginal lawyer. she can't read a line to save her life and, hey, the quasi-bo derek cornrow thing ain't working. every time she was on the screen i ff'd.
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Release date: 1/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/4/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Rod Barry, Corbin Michaels, Troy Punk, Mario Cruz, Kyle Aames, Kris Anthony, Jonathan Gabriel, Jason Longh
Studio: Adonis Pictures
Directed by: Mike Donner
Review brief: The video starts with some country music playing and you almost expect to hear some lyrics by Kenny Chesney or Tim McGraw. It also begins with one of my pet peeves---no opening credits of the cast. Caleb played by Sean West is a country boy from Greenboro and his boyfriend Billy played by Andy Kirra open the movie playing with each other throwing a football and running around. Sean is a handsome faced guy with a pudgy midsection. Andy is pretty much an average looking guy. They find a blanket and being making out kissing and rubbing each others body. Sean is first to start sucking Andy. Andy reciprocates in sucking Sean. By now the country music playing in the background has changed to a more upbeat type. Andy bends over and Sean goes to licking his ass, and follows it by fucking Andy doggy style. The background scenery during the fucking is pretty awesome. I feel its sort of supposed to represent the mountains of Appalachia or Blue Ridge, but its definitely a California valley. There is very little verbal exchange between the two.
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Release date: 12/30/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Hawk McAllistar, Otto Horyna, Victor Hugo, Tomas Mach, Jiri Homolka, Fabio Abel, Skyler Orion, Mlkulik Pavel, Joey Landis
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Pumpin In 2 looks like one of those movies where the studio took some scenes from other videos or maybe had some footage they couldnt use in another film. There is no plot to this movie nor is there any kind of theme flowing. Even with that, a video can still be hot. This one has its moments. The first scene has Thomas Mach and Jiri Homolka at a bar. Thomas is the hot muscular bartender and Jiri is the bored customer. They speak no English so we are treated to subtitles. Thomas comes around from the bar, pulls out Jiris dick and begins stroking and sucking it. He pretty much just sucks the head of Jiris dick. Jiri is a sort of twink looking tight muscled blonde. Thomass attempt at a blowjob is dismal. Finally this boredom ends and Jiri sucks on Thomas. Jiri gives us a much better performance. While getting sucked each of these guys play with their own nipples. Thomas is still in his jeans during the blowjob and Jiri is still in his jockstrap. Thomas barely touches Jiri during this session so I am already sensing he must be gay for pay.
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Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by EQSEG
Starring: Jerry, Tony T., Cheyne Collins, Alexis Amore, Katie Morgan, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Jay Huntington, Nadia Hilton
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Martin Del Toro should not be allowed to direct another video until he goes back to film school. He takes a perfectly good concept, hot big titted women, and completely blows it as far as Im concerned. Half of this video is shot in a diagonal angle instead of straight on and he does not hold any shot for more than 30 seconds the camera shot constantly jumping around. In addition, for some reason Martin feels that viewers like to watch porn through an obscured lens. In every scene, the girl spits on the camera lens a minimum of 5 times. In most cases we are also treated to sound effects of the girl spitting on the camera. Kind of like the sounds heard in the fight scenes in a Rocky movie. You know, when Rocky is hitting Apollo Creed in slow motion and hear the impact of the punch on the skull. This is all very amusing considering that Del Toro had the following comment to say in a recent press release. "I love to get these girls all fired up for some rougher sex.
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Release date: 9/2/2005
Reviewed on: 1/30/2006 by dandaman
Starring: Dolly Golden, Alba Del Monte, Lady Rox, Chipy Marlow
Studio: Damaged Productions
Directed by: James Justice
Review brief: 3's Cumpany Season 2 Studio: Damaged Productions Category: All Sex Director: Are you Kidding? Starring: Dolly Golden, Jessica Fiorentino, Gianna Super short Review. There's no secrets of what this one is about: 2 on 1, every scene, with some familar faces but no name to match, this is a hard to review, the sex is not real, real bad, but the picture is kind of odd, this should be consider for extrange porn hall of fame, and maybe the grand finale is the best proof, with a kind of gangbang in spanish, lol.... Overall Thoughts I'm blank, sorry. DVD Quality Audio and Video quality aren't the best you seen in your life, gallery, web info and so on.
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Release date: 3/28/2003
Reviewed on: 1/28/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Steve Holmes, Cameron, Holly Hollywood, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Long, Laurie Wallace, Natasha Dolling, Bobbi Eden
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 105 min. (cover states 100 min.) Production Date: 12 / 2 / 2002 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Holly Hollywood, Cameron, Ashley Long, Bobby Eden, Laurie Wallace, Natasha Dolling, Randy Spears, Steven St. Croix, Steve Holmes, Cain, and Anthony Hardwood The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nicholas Steele has been hit or miss for me. Im not really sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its okay, and definitely nothing special. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants an extremely softened movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a movie where it feels like the people behind the camera are into sex too The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are above average. The audio is fairly clear, but some of the dialogue is hard to understand due to a slightly muffled feel and a balance that seems slightly off. The video also has a soft feel, and often feels a little over lit.
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Release date: 11/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/24/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Brooke, Van Damage, Reno, Nick Manning, Talon, Mason Storm, Michelle B., Sara Stone, Carly Kaleb, Havana Ginger, Marco Banderas
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: This is the third in the Off the Rack series featuring women with nice and/or big tits. We are treated to six scenes. Each of the scenes starts with a girl talking to the cameraman and undressing herself, while maybe playing with her tits and fingering herself along the way. Her male scene partner will suddenly appear after about 5 minutes of her introduction and strip. Michelle is our first lady. She is a blonde chick from England with fake boobs. Nick Manning appears and starts out with some brief kissing and nipple sucking. He heads down for some pussy eating. This guy is very gentle in his moves. She sucks on him some with him standing and him laying back on the couch. He moves her to her back and starts fucking her. He is still slow and gentle but he picks up the pace and begins to drill her deep. This chick wears some striped stockings that are so distracting for the video. He flips her over for some doggy style fucking. She must not have been given much direction as her position makes it hard to see her tits during this segment of the scene.
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Release date: 3/31/2004
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Tawny Roberts, Veronica Velour, Alaura Eden, Allison Wyte, Ashley Moore [I] (female), Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Kinzie Kenner, Annie Body
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 128 min. Production Date: 11 / 26 / 2003 Director: Luc Wylder Cast: Kinzie Kenner, Lucy Lee, Billy Glyde, Allison Whyte, Kyle Stone, Annie Body, Mickey G., Veronica Velour, Alan Knight, Jesse V., Ian Daniels, Amanda, John West, Ashley Moore, Kurt Lockwood, Alaura Eden, Mario Rossi, Tawny Roberts, and Ricky Roberts The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmm. Im not quite sure about this one for some reason... Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good Amateur Angels compilation. If only the boxcover would have represented that... Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about the Amateur Angels series Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos followed all of the Amateur Angels series The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual with compilations, the technical aspects often vary a little from scene to scene. The audio, for the most part, is nicely balanced. There are a few background noises and a couple hollow spots, but for some of the locations this seems pretty good.
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Release date: 4/16/2001
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006 by Kelly
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Summer Knight, Victoria Paris, Angela Summers, Woody Long, Tracy Winn, Lilli Xene
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Title: Rocket Girls Company: New Machine Length: 79 minutes VHS Release: May 1993 DVD Release: February 2001 Condoms: None Directed by: Stuart Canterbury Director of Photography: Kenny Gibb Written by: Clinton Darke BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Send a bunch of young men and women scientists up in a rocket to save the ozone layer and what do you get? An interstellar sex orgy, that's what. Instead of applying their brilliant minds to the problem at hand, our erotic astronauts pose the astronomically ambiguous question: Ever see a Red Giant go into a Black Hole? Prepare for blast off! In space no one can hear you cream. (taken from the 1993 VHS boxcover; even though the original won the AVN award for Best Boxcover Concept, New Machine has thrown it out in favor of a new one with Summer Knights on the cover and no synopsis on the back). THE MOVIE: So, its 1993 and the international Earth summit (United Nations Conference on Environment and Development) has just met. Global warming is a problem, and it is apparently largely due to Western industrialism.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006 by HeyNow
Starring: Chastity, Naomi, Katie Rae, Brooke Haven, Amber Wild, Sara Stone, Courtney Simpson, Luissa Rosso
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: This is purely a blowjob movie. Unfortunately face fucking can't overcome a weak script. I felt like the story was still a 2-3 drafts short of being ready for the screen. The biggest problem was that there are plot holes you could drive a truck through. Dont even get me started on the dialogue. In one scene the girl says, Ill face fuck you for a burger --- wha? In another a girl says Give me a cock to fuck my face with and so it goes. We shant even be mentioning the one-dimensional characters or question the motivation for their promiscuous acts. But who am I to concern myself with such nonsense. Im here to see nudity and sex (or at least oral sex) and this one does deliver. This title is marketed as a public blowjob movie. Its not like they are going down and filming at the local K-mart with public spectators, but instead the girls are seeking out men to face fuck them in parking garage restrooms, building utility rooms, closed diners and the such. It would be nice to see a couple of extras walking by in horror and lust.
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Release date: 4/12/2004
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006 by darkcloud
Studio: Avalon
Review brief: This DVD is a collection of girls/scenes from Pretty Little Asian series, the first 15 or so. There are 14 girls in this DVD. Running time is 4 hours. Each scene is fully complete with original running time just like regular Pretty Little Asian DVDs/series. This DVD pretty much REPLACES 15 DVDs. Pretty Little Asian series are generally NOT very good. The fucking time is short, bad camera work, condoms are always used, and most importantly the video quality is average at best. I guess Pretty Little Asian series must not be selling well, that's why they decided to make this DVD compilation to win some customers back. Starring: Mayu, Yume, Miho, Momoko, Rina, Asuka, Yuko, Risa, Anna, Asami, Norika, Yuri, Haruka, and Reiki. Most of the better looking girls are featured in this DVD. Few girls left out were: Hiromi the Korean from #2, Mayu from #5, Reiko from #15, Hitomi from #3, and Yu from #15. Overall this is a decent DVD with many different girls.
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Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006 by Patrick Riverside
Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Brock Adams, Rebecca Love, Kris Slater, Katrina Kraven, Jordan Styles, Jenaveve Jolie, Kelly Wells, Jersey Jaxin, Derrick Pierce
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Constance Le, Caren Capo
Review brief: This is an entry into the POV genre that sells itself on the idea that it's a girl operating the camera. A clever idea, but quite frankly one that isn't properly explored in this outing. Caren Capo, wife of editor Guy Capo plays the role of the girl in all the scenes except one. The Rundown: Scene 1 - Katrina Kraven gets done by Kris Slater after a warm up from Caren. The basic set up of the scenes has Capo's hand working on the pussy with either fingers or a dildo. Pretty good masterbation action to start with. Kris Slater shows up and Katrina blows him. She's wearing a little white tank top and black see through panties. Well, here we already stray from a "girl's" POV as we get a pretty good POV from Slater's perspective getting blown. Not that I'm complaining, because it's a hot hummer. Caren pushes Katrina's head down on his cock. After a tease she rides him cowgirl. Katrina gets a blue dildo up her ass while this goes on, giving us some sweet action. He bends her over an ottoman, and fucks her ass with a real dick. They move to reverse cowgirl anal.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006 by MD James
Starring: Mickey Ray, Scott Irish, Bianca, Randy Spears, Randy West, Alexis DeVell, Jonathan Morgan, Danielle Rogers, Melanie Moore, Sonja, Tracy Winn
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Review brief: Title: Collectible Released by: B-line (New Machine) Reviewed by MD James Submitted for your approval in an otherwise ordinary-looking home in an otherwise ordinary-looking neighborhood, we come across a man who has literally become the master of his domain. A man who has created a willing collection of human beings, eager to be used to fulfill any sexual desire imaginable. A man who collects human beings like you and I would collect stamps. And yet, for all of the power that this man has amassed, his Garden of Eden is about to encounter a temptation that will bring the world that he knows crashing down. A world that only exists in the dimension that we call the Scotty Fox Zone. Okay, with apologies to the late Rod Serling I couldnt watch this video without thinking about the "Twilight Zone" or any number of other reality-suspending shows.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 1/13/2006 by jani
Starring: Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Randy Spears, T.J. Hart, Eric Masterson, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Justine Romee, Ronni Coxx, Maya Divine
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: I streamed this video after reading many reviews for various films on this site. this one seemed like it had the goods. unfortunately, it was really not any better than any other mass-market adult film. nothing that really set it apart. the premise could have been good, although a bit overused - the dull marital sex, woman semi-frigid looking for adventure. and chloe is believable as the main character. her scene with spears is excellent, making the film worth the price of admission. their scene is the only one that rises above (no pun intended) the rote, basic porn stuff. quite simply, chloe and spears have heat, and their stairway encounter is believable and builds friction. spears is just tough enough to frighten, intrigue and excite chloe, all at once. if the heat in this scene could have been replicated a bit more through the film it would have gotten higher marks. and if chloe is a novice at experimentation why didn't she get it on with two men - say spears and ...
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Release date: 1/12/2006
Reviewed on: 1/12/2006 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Silvia Saint, Alexa, Kaylynn, Keri Windsor, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Devlin Weed, Cheila, Cameron, Joey Ray, Jason McCain, Flick Shagwell, Tawny Roberts, Lyla Lei, Ricky Roberts
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 136 min. Production Date: 11 / 15 / 2005 Director: Various Cast: Silvia Saint, Tawny Roberts, Flick Shagwell, Keri Windsor, Jessica Drake, Lyla Lei, Cameron, Cheila, Alexa, Kaylynn, Ricky Roberts, Evan Stone, Dale DaBone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, John Decker, Jason McCain, Randy Spears, Joey Ray, and Devlin Weed The Short Story Initial Expectations: Adam & Eves compilations have been very hit or miss. Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but not up to the level of some of Adam & Eves other recent comps. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a compilation with a focus on beauty Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a compilation focusing on passion and heat The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As one would expect from a compilation, the technical aspects vary a little from scene to scene. That said, they dont vary a lot. Most of the audio is clear and well balanced, and there are very few background noises or balance problems.
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Release date: 11/18/2003
Reviewed on: 1/10/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mia Smiles, Randy Spears, Jade, Mr. Marcus, Mickey G., jessica drake, Voodoo, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Monique Alexander, Angela Crystal, Aria, Dru Berrymore, Billy Banks, Michelle Michaels, Daisy Marie
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Toni English, Kelly Holland
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 8 / 8 / 2003 Director: Toni English Cast: Angela Crystal, Aria, Aurora Snow, Daisy Marie, Dry Berrymore, Jade, Jessica Drake, Mia Smokes, Michelle Michaels, Monique Alexander, Nicole Sheridan, Billy Banks, Evan Stone, Mickey G., Randy Spears, and Voodoo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Adam & Eve and extreme behavior just arent words Id put together. I cant get too excited over this one. Initial Reaction: Theres some good ideas, but the art direction is so far overboard that it failed under its own weight. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something more artistic Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something more extreme The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there also isnt a lot of audio other than the music. The video is pretty well done, with varying degrees of lighting and very little grain. Music: The music is a bit heavy throughout the movie.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 1/9/2006 by The Captain
Studio: Mantra Films
Directed by: Joe Francis
Review brief: Reviewed by The Captain Title: Girls Gone Wild: Two Volume Set (Craziest Frat Parties & Wet T-Shirt Strip Off) Studio: Girls Gone Wild Category: Amateur Runtime: 59:48 (28:44 and 31:04) Extras: None (except for standard, title and chapter selection) The Captain's Avg. Boner Rating: 7/10 (5.75/10 and 8/10) Video Details: 2 videos on one disc. Each one is shorter than the average GGW title. You can choose from either title at startup. Each title also has 4 chapters. Each title will be reviewed separately. Pretty much girls flashing and guys yelling woooo. More details for each video below. Craziest Frat Parties: Run time 28:44 / The Captains Avg. Boner Rating: 5.75/10 Chapter 1: Mostly just 4 or 5 girls flashing their breasts, and dancing.
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