Big Tit Patrol 5 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/28/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 152 min.

Production Date: 5 / 22 / 2006, 6 / 22 / 2006, 7 / 20 / 2006, 8 / 4, 16 / 2006

Director: Julian

Cast: Aqua Hazel, Danni Daire, Gianna Michaels, Melodie Peters, Whitney Stevens, Barry Scott, Billy Glyde, and Jack Venice

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This is the first I've seen of this series, or of Twisted Pink for that matter. I've heard good things about them, and with Gianna Michaels along for the ride I can't help but have some good hope here.

Initial Reaction: The movie's pretty good, but the overall DVD needs a little work.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of big tits

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex with big tits

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty average. The audio is nicely balanced and clear, but there are a fair amount of background noises which are very noticeable. The video is presented in the full frame format. It's nicely lit, but it ranges from being nicely clear to noticeably pixelated with smooth camera handling.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu just gives the boxcover with a couple choices for a very lackluster first impression. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.

The Feature

Big Tit Patrol 5 keeps things fairly simple. Julian lets the girls show off their tits before chatting with them, and then lets the girls get it on with a guy keeping things simple with plenty of oral action.

Scene 1 – Danni Daire and Billy Glyde

Big tittied brunette Danni starts her scene out in a red pinstriped skirt and a sleeveless black top that can't help but get stretched out. She talks about sex and herself, as well as her wonderfully natural 34DD titties that she whips out soon after starting to talk with Julian. She moves over to slowly start licking Billy's bone before wrapping her big fat titties around them and fucking him with them while she mixes in a little sucking. Billy has her move to another couch so he can tongue her holes before letting Danni get up and ride him reverse cowgirl style. She sucks Billy clean before letting him take her doggie style and bouncing on him cowgirl style to show off a very nice ass. The mix in a little more oral action and titty play as Billy moves on to fuck her missionary style, and Danni finally has Billy pop on her great tits.

This is a hot scene. Danni is hot and has a killer rack that she isn't afraid to use or show off. She puts out some nice energy and vocals, but the vocals are really on the edge for feeling a touch forced. The camera work is pretty good and moves around to capture Danni well, and the editing doesn't feel like you're getting a little here and there from a shoot that took three hours to finish. This is a very nice scene to start the movie with and gives a good first impression.

Scene 2 – Melodie Peters and Billy Glyde

Brunette Melodie starts her scene out playing with her tits through a black mesh shirt before reaching in to get right at her nipples. She chats with Julian about herself, her boobs, and sex with plenty of smiles and giggles before Billy comes in to admire her tits and let her suck his cock. Melodie lets Billy fuck her tits before he licks her bald beaver and starts fucking her missionary style. She makes sure to suck his cock a little more as they move on through a reverse cowgirl ride and some spooning. They even get in some doggie fucking before Melodie sucks and strokes Billy to a nice pop on her great tits.

This is another very nice scene. I love Melodie's spirit, and her having a great womanly body and a fantastic smile that lights up her face doesn't hurt a single thing. The scene moves along at a very nice pace, and there's some very nice chemistry between Billy and Melodie. This scene does a great job of continuing the great feel of the movie.

Scene 3 – Aqua Hazel and Barry Scott

Brunette Aqua starts her scene out jumping on a trampoline wearing a white wife beater and short pink girly shorts before chatting with Julian about her tits, herself, and sex. She goes right to sucking Barry's cock when he arrives, and of course mixes in a bit of titty fucking before sliding her snatch over his shaft reverse cowgirl style. Barry slaps her ass a little as she rides him, and Aqua gives him a little head to try combating some possible wood problems before they move on with a bit of doggie fucking and spooning. Finally, they mix up some cocksucking, titty fucking, and missionary work until Barry pops on Aqua's great natural tits as she smiles up at him with her bright eyes and takes a little taste.

This scene just didn't do a lot for me. Aqua is cute and has a great body, and she also gets into the scene well. Unfortunately, most everything else about the scene held it back for me. Barry just didn't bring anything to the scene as a cocksman, and the camera work often felt like it was trying to avoid him. Combine that with a little choppier editing and a trampoline opening that lasted about three times longer than it seemed like it should and this scene doesn't even hit the average mark for me. Although Aqua's cute with a nice rack, this scene is the weakest in the movie.

Scene 4 – Whitney Stevens and Jack Venice

Whitney starts out the penultimate scene rubbing her melons through a ripped shirt and jumping on the trampoline before talking about her DD tits growing out in high school and showing off a bit more. Jack comes in to kiss her and worship her tits before fingering her pussy from behind. Whitney sucks his cock and lays back so he can fuck her tits before Jack moves down to fuck her pussy missionary style. Whitney gets up and rides Jack in the cowgirls while mixing in a little more head, as well as letting him fuck her doggie style and spoon her. Finally, Jack unleashes a very nice pop over Whitney's tits.

This is another okay at best scene. I know a lot of guys are really taken by Whitney, but she just doesn't do a lot for me. Yes, she has a very nice young body and a great sex of knockers. If you're into girls, I'm sure that's great. Myself, I like women with a little experience, which Whitney is far from. She often looks clueless with deer in the headlights looks at the camera and very little body going into the scene. She also looks bored through a lot of her scenes, this one included, which often leaves me a bit bored with her. I just couldn't get into this scene.

Scene 5 – Gianna Michaels and Billy Glyde

Smoking hot brunette Gianna starts out the opening scene lying on a bed with her tits hanging out of her wife beater top. She chats with Julian as her 36DD tits hang out about her tits, sex, and what turns her on before Billy comes in with a hard cock for her to work on. Gianna happily thrusts it down her throat repeatedly and eats her holes before fucking her missionary style. Gianna continues to give him plenty of oral action as they fuck, and happily lets her tits bounce away in reverse cowgirl. They keep it going with some spooning and doggie fucking before Gianna lets Billy have a little titty and mouth action until he nuts on her tits and tongue.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. Not only does Gianna have a killer rack, a fantastic body, and a pretty face with fantastic eyes, but she knows how to use all of them. The spirit that comes out is fantastic, and I love her little laughs throughout the scene. Billy seems to love it too, as there's fantastic chemistry throughout the scene. Although the rest of the movie is far from bad, this scene is head and shoulders above the rest.

Big Tit Patrol 5 is a nicely done big tit movie. Julian shows a nice love for big tits throughout the movie, and does a nice job focusing them not just in the tease segments to start the scenes but throughout the scenes as well.

The Extra Stuff

None. Not even a stinking photo gallery!

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, titty fucking, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Sudden Impact's DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $20. I'd aim low or rent this one first. The movie's not bad, and it should have some replay value. The technical aspects are pretty average with some noticeable faults, but the overall DVD lacks even more due to absolutely no extras. Although the movie's good here, with no extras and the technical aspects only being average I just can't justify this much money for this DVD.

Note to Twisted Pink: A little effort into the extras could go a very long way!

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