Thirty-Something and Stacked Review

Reviewed by jayo  on  4/7/2007

This is a no-frills, no-nonsense DVD. Four couples, four chapters, that's it. No fancy animated menus, no submenus, no "extras" (except ads for other titles). Just straight man on woman, big-tit action.

Film quality, sound, looks, "acting" are all adequate. There's a small little leadup to the sex that's quickly forgotten. There's no artsy camerawork, no annoying music track, and no gimmicks. Considering a lot of other things I've seen lately, this is a pleasant change of pace.

One of the unpleasant things is the lack of actual Stacked action. If you're a fan of big boobs, you don't just want to see them, you want to see some attention being paid to them. While there's a little bit, there's surprisingly little breast play, nipple sucking (by either her or him), or even tit-fucking. This is like selling a title for foot fetishists and then doing nothing with them. The movie doesn't have to be breast-worship, but it would be nice to have at least *some* attention paid. Especially when you have pretty performers with nice sets. It's a crime to see them ignored like this.

1. Sunny Day and Rick Masters
A dirty blond and a dark haired guy. She has great nipples but funky looking boobs when shot from certain angles. Starts with him licking her out, then she blows him as he stands over her. Then he moves onto his back (actually his shoulders are on the floor and his ass in on a chair) and she blows him some more while he fingers her from behind. She sits down on him and rides him cowgirl, then a reverse cowgirl, then some doggie-style anal. Then she's back on top of him for some anal cowgirl, then finishes with another blow and a hand-job that goes on forever.

2. Stephanie Wylde and Dino Bravo
A pretty brunette (easily the best of the lot) and a clean cut dark-haired guy. Starts with a little nipple sucking, then she goes in for the blowjob, followed by some 69. Then she climbs on for some cowgirl. Then they break for some doggie-style vaginal, followed by another blowjob, a reverse cowgirl, and so on. Finally a little titty-fucking to wind up.

3. Darien Ross and Brad Baldwin
A brunette with a dark-haired guy. She's the oldest looking of the bunch, and her corn-rows aren't terribly flattering. Begins with a blowjob, including a blow while she fingers herself. Then some reverse cowgirl, and on through the positions. She may as well be an A-cup because they as well not be there.

4. Celestia and Ryan Knox
A pretty blonde and a blonde guy with tattoo sleeves. Starts with the obligatory blowjob, then some missionary while she's on the kitchen table. Another blow, then some doggie-style anal, another blow, then a reverse cowgirl, etc.

Conclusion: I'd like to see more of Stephanie Wylde, especially with someone who might actually care about her boobs. The rest of it can be summed up by "meh."