Big Black Sticks In Little White Slits Review
Celestial Productions
Studio: Celestial Productions
Category: All Sex , Interracial
Directed by: Charlie Manson
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Jayna Woods, Jamie Elle, Nathan Threat, Julius Ceazher, Bailey Sky, Kimberly Kole, Anell Lopez
Released on: 10/18/2006
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Reviewed by picman on 4/10/2007
Big Black Sticks in Little White Slits |
| Prologue Another entry into the crowded field of most original title, this video offers up a cast that only has one woman I've ever seen in action, Jamie Elle. She's a good performer, and if her vocals are kept under control, could be counted on for a fun scene. Two first timers, as stated by the boxcover, Bailey Sky and Kimberly Kole. Jayna Woods, whose tight body graces the cover, and Anell, who has gotten positive buzz from the big booty fans, round out the cast. Directed by Chucky Manson. |
 Curvalicious Anell strolls over to Sledge Hammer and gives him an eyeful of her soft, but firm assets. She heard he's got a big cock and Sledge wants a look, and taste, of her big tits. Anell rolls her jeans down and shows him she's got plenty of bottom to balance out, then peels her teal panties to show off some inviting orifices. Sledge sucks her toes while Anell plays in her pussy. They decide to take things inside and Sledge slathers Anell with baby oil. Her glistening butt makes Sledge hungry and he sticks his tongue up Anell's dirt road. He has her sit on his face for the full meal, lapping at both holes. Anell is getting hungry, too, and has Sledge bring the hammer to her mouth. Too much eye contact with the camera and not enough energy mark the bj, but Hammer is ready to rock. They start fucking in the see saw position he favors. Sledge sucks her toes and Anell talks to the camera. Hammer leans in to shift to mish, then P2M. Cut to Anell rubbing her body on his torso, then planting the cock for CG. Any doubts she had about her ability to take the big cock are dispelled here as Anell impales herself on it. Some Latina movement as his balls grind into her asshole, then P2M. RC is next, and Anell is taking full advantage of the pussy pleaser. They roll into spoon, Anell asking for it deep. She sucks the savory dick, then a cut to doggy, Sledge teasing the crack of her ass before digging out the muffin. Anell backs up on him after getting a railing, then calls for the cum. She assumes the position and Hammer pours his love out over her waiting mouth. He actually manages a second quick load as Anell massages his balls, then does some post pop play as the splooge runs down out of her mouth and decorates her lovely body.Anell reminds me a lot of early Katja Kassin, except she doesn't get nearly as down and dirty. Her body jiggles beautifully when getting pounded, but she needs to forget the camera and work on burning down her partner. Decent scene, and a good introduction to Anell. |
 Covergirl Jayna Woods is shaking it for the camera. She's about to do her first interracial scene and comes off as being pretty excited about it. She claims to love sucking cock. Good business to be in if it's true. She gives herself a pussy wedgie with her rainbow colored bikini bottoms, then unleashes her tight little titties from their pink prison. More cameltoe action, then a cup of water is produced for Jayna to douse herself with and pose for the leering camera. A now nude Jayna gets oiled up for more posing and simulates a doggy fuck. She traipses her way inside the house and crawls up to a big black horn of a dick. Jayna shows some skill by engulfing most of it with her first swallow. Good enthusiasm as Jayna beats the back of her throat with the hard cock. Scene partner Julius Ceazher pushes her back onto the couch and gets a taste of her very hot looking little snatch. He works two fingers and licks the clit while Jayna squeezes her taut nipples. Teasing the enflamed pussy with his hard dick, Julius finally buries it and has Jayna testifying like a like a newly minted black cock slut. P2M and back to mish. A short facefuck, then a cut to CG. Jayna rides the dick like she's running the Derby, then takes a balls deep pounding as she squats over it. She puts her ass into it ass she impales herself, then sucks the cock clean. RC shows more of the same energy in this cervix busting exhibition. More P2M for the cock hungry slut, then back to RC. Another P2M, and a cut to doggy. Jayna takes a railing and fucks back when ordered. Up and over puts it deep in her kitchen, and a cut to Julius laying his baby makers on her face. PCH seals the scene.Still too much playing to the camera but the fucking was very lively and Jayna looked to be into it. Good work by Julius, knowing when to be aggressive and when to let Jayna take over. |
 Bailey Sky, looking like any garden variety coed, descends some stairs and greets Brian Pumper. She tells him she only dates black guys and shows off a nice booty. He checks out her cameltoe and discovers some phat pussy lips. Brian suckles her tits a little, then sends her to the couch for some tease. He oils up her golden globes and peels her colorful panties. Honey blonde Bailey gets to her knees to suck some big dick and seems to enjoy it, fondling his balls and taking a few deep draws while laving it slow and sensual. She sits in Pumper's lap and gets her wet pussy filled in CG. It isn't long before he needs to have his balls licked and cock sucked again. Back to CG, and more P2M on his savory dick. RC has Bailey pounding her gash on the cock and more oral love on the soaked pussy pleaser. Doggy gives Pumper a big target to slap while dicking her deep. Bailey backs up that fine apple bottom and takes a nice joy ride, juicing copiously and cumming on the cock. Mish pronging ish't as rough as Bailey would like as Brian shows restraint, holding those camera ready positions. They move to spoon and Bailey asks Pumper to make a deposit in her womb. He lets go, then show her how to put it on display, feeding her some dick to suck after she mines the load.There's a world of unrealized potential here as Bailey was primed to be tore up. The director should have thrown his menu away and lifted the restraints from Pumper, allowing him to give this girl all she could handle, and then some. |
 Brunette newbie, Kimberly Kole, runs through some lines quickly and does a quick strip. When she bends over, it's apparent that her inner pussy lips are dripping wet. Either she's good and lubed up or excited as hell at the prospect of some big dick. She hauls out some baby oil and greases up her big fakies. A red jelly dildo is produced and Kimberly makes some rude, crude, lewd sloshing noises as she works it into her sloppy fuckhole. Sledge Hammer gets the honors again and his battering ram looks like it's ready to burst through his shorts. Kimberly makes loud smacking sounds as she scarfs the huge truncheon. Hammer returns the favor, priming the pussy for a stretching. Kimberly's in a semi piledriver position, propped against the arm of the couch, as Hammer weapon comes a calling. After a couple of minutes burying his bone, he eats the wet slit, then a switch to RC. Kimberly's squeezebox makes all kinds of noise as the hard cock is jammed inside. Another shift to CG and a lively ride for Kim. P2M, and back to CG. No lack of energy on Kimberly's part, and Sledge isn't likely to wear out himself. They go seesaw and Kim threatens to cum. Sweat lines her cleavage and the intensity has knitted her brow. P2M has Kim banging the back of her throat. Spoon has Hammer banging his balls on her clit. Sledge checks her for pussy gapes. The hole may not be lingering open, but it's soaked. More P2M, leading to doggy. Hammer takes a taste of tossed salad before inserting into slot A. Kimberly fucks back at him wildly, then orgasms loudly when he takes over the driving and pounds her greedy box. Cut to Kimberly waiting for her baptism, Hammer stroking over her head. Not a great deal of cum, but taken into Kimberly's mouth without a problem, and swallowed just as quickly.A surprisingly raucous scene. Kimberly may claim to be 20, but she looks older and fucks like a deprived matron. |
 Jamie Elle has her fine body stretched out on a mint green couch. She's got black fishnet stockings with pink bows, garter and half cup bra propping up her perfect C's. Nathan Threat has her introduce herself and starts to inventory her body like a blind man. Jamie reaches behind and checks his bulge, eliciting a sly smile when she feels how big it is. He frees her tits, then a cut to Jamie squatting in front of his hard dick and showing off her oral skills, taking a delight in his man meat and attempting to kiss the short hairs. Nathan plays with her ass and peels the panties, showing some love for her sweet slit. He buries the bone in mish and Jamie starts her verbal barrage. Her pussy does look as tight as she says it is and Nathan is stuffing it. P2M, then CG. Jamies sweet knockers are bouncing in Nathan's face as she rides, but she's not taking all he has to give her yet. She squat fucks the slippery pole for a great visual, then suggests anal, sucking the cock out of her pussy first. Nathan complies with a doggy buggering. Jamie works her clit while he digs her out and reddens her cheeks with some smacks. A couple of big gapes with Jamie's ass high in the air. Deep A2M, and a cut to RCA. Nathan spreads her hot pussy while insinuating himself deeper in her crapper. Another A2M bj and back to the RCA. They roll into spoon and Nathan hits it hard. He gives her the spanking she asks for, then ruts balls deep as Jamie howls. Cut to mish anal and a semen deposit in her open mouth. Jamie shows and swallows. A depraved and happy camper.I wish Jamie would at least aim her vocals at her partner and forget the camera for awhile. I'm getting used to her grating voice but would like to see her get more real. That said, she puts on a nice visual show and has her dynamite body plundered well. |
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| Epilogue This was what I would call a very average video. That's fine unless you feel as I do, that average = mediocre. Couch porn with mostly newbies performing a fairly regimented set of positions and fed lines to blather to the camera. Nothing goes much beyond that, even when it looked like it could. I think that if the director wasn't so locked into what he's convinced is good enough, and lets the performers lead him into the unknown, he'd have had a better result here. The video is not without it's rewards, and the girls all put out good energy. The guys held up their ends, and I'm pretty sure could have taken things further if called upon. The two newest performers, Bailey and Kimberly, showed an honest passion for cock. Jayna, who doesn't have much more experience than they do, also seemed ready to rock. Anell and Jamie bookended the others with their hot bodies running the spectrum from voluptuous to lithe and tight. In the end, it was all just good enough. |
| The Disk Aside from the bonus scene, there are outtakes (BTS), trailers and photo gallery. |
| Recommendation I wouldn't go much beyond a rental here. Nothing memorable enough to own. I would have expected more from someone calling himself Chuckie Manson. |
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