astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 230)
Desert Island Story X 2
Release date: 11/2/2001
Reviewed on: 8/27/2004
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 24 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated with voices by Dayton Raines and Miko Lee The Short Story Initial Expectations: I found absolutely nothing redeeming about Desert Island Story X Part 1, so Im not expecting anything here either. Initial Reaction: Its an improvement, but not much of one. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to be depressed sexually Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with an emotion other than hate and fear The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but some of the dubbed lines feel like theyre just being read off a sheet of paper rather than feeling like theyre the actual voices of the characters. The video leaves a bit to be desired. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but much of it looks a little fuzzy, almost as if its a soft focus problem. Theres also some that has off-color bars through it.
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Release date: 11/2/2001
Reviewed on: 8/27/2004
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 24 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated with voices by Dayton Raines and Miko Lee The Short Story Initial Expectations: I found absolutely nothing redeeming about Desert Island Story X Part 1, so Im not expecting anything here either. Initial Reaction: Its an improvement, but not much of one. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to be depressed sexually Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with an emotion other than hate and fear The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but some of the dubbed lines feel like theyre just being read off a sheet of paper rather than feeling like theyre the actual voices of the characters. The video leaves a bit to be desired. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but much of it looks a little fuzzy, almost as if its a soft focus problem. Theres also some that has off-color bars through it.
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Black Mail, The 1
Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/4/2004
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Misty Rain and Tabitha Stevens Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck out of NuTechs anime releases. Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its easily skipped Who Should Watch It : Pedophiles Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to watch sex that appears enjoyable Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is soft and has a bit of a sad feeling that fits the feature only too well. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene. The Feature: Mr. Miyaki is the track coach at the school where Ayas sister teaches.
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Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/4/2004
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Misty Rain and Tabitha Stevens Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck out of NuTechs anime releases. Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its easily skipped Who Should Watch It : Pedophiles Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to watch sex that appears enjoyable Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is soft and has a bit of a sad feeling that fits the feature only too well. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene. The Feature: Mr. Miyaki is the track coach at the school where Ayas sister teaches.
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Lusty Busty Dolls 4
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/30/2004
Studio: Bizarre
Starring: Rebecca Wild, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Summer Cummings, Holly Body, Penelope, Anita Cannibal
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 7 / 12 / 1999 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Anita Cannibal, Holly Body, Penelope Pumpkins, Rebecca Wild, Skye Blue, and Summer Cummings The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from this series. Im not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: The sex is okay, but the technical aspects hold it back tremendously. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who looks for big boobs first and everything else second and who likes to be teased Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of lesbian action or naturally big boobs The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The only audio is the music. The video has a soft and slightly grainy look, but helps a lot with the artistic feel of the movie. Its well lit, and sometimes even over lit depending on the effect wanted. Theres some bad pixelation during some parts of the feature, as well as a flickering effect which was bad enough to start giving me a headache during the movie.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/30/2004
Studio: Bizarre
Starring: Rebecca Wild, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Summer Cummings, Holly Body, Penelope, Anita Cannibal
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 7 / 12 / 1999 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Anita Cannibal, Holly Body, Penelope Pumpkins, Rebecca Wild, Skye Blue, and Summer Cummings The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from this series. Im not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: The sex is okay, but the technical aspects hold it back tremendously. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who looks for big boobs first and everything else second and who likes to be teased Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of lesbian action or naturally big boobs The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The only audio is the music. The video has a soft and slightly grainy look, but helps a lot with the artistic feel of the movie. Its well lit, and sometimes even over lit depending on the effect wanted. Theres some bad pixelation during some parts of the feature, as well as a flickering effect which was bad enough to start giving me a headache during the movie.
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Slave Nadia's Gangbang
Release date: 9/25/2003
Reviewed on: 6/6/2004
Studio: Works World Wide
Starring: Nadia
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 50 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Nadia and three black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been anything but lately. Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Extreme interracial fans Who Should Avoid It: Most anybody who can. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves a bit to be desired. Its pretty clear, but the TV thats playing in the room is as loud as the performers some of the time. Thankfully there arent many background noises. The video is also a bit weak. The lighting is slightly uneven and theres some very noticeable grain. Theres also some funky color tones which show up in the movie and plenty of camera shake. Music: None Borderline False Advertising: Theres a grand total of four people in this entire movie. To me thats a long, long way from being a gangbang, and I felt a bit ripped off because of it.
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Release date: 9/25/2003
Reviewed on: 6/6/2004
Studio: Works World Wide
Starring: Nadia
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 50 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Nadia and three black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been anything but lately. Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Extreme interracial fans Who Should Avoid It: Most anybody who can. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves a bit to be desired. Its pretty clear, but the TV thats playing in the room is as loud as the performers some of the time. Thankfully there arent many background noises. The video is also a bit weak. The lighting is slightly uneven and theres some very noticeable grain. Theres also some funky color tones which show up in the movie and plenty of camera shake. Music: None Borderline False Advertising: Theres a grand total of four people in this entire movie. To me thats a long, long way from being a gangbang, and I felt a bit ripped off because of it.
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Gem 'n' Kelseys 7 Man GB
Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Gem Martin
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 106 min. Production Date: 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Gem Martin, Kelsey, and seven guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, I just cant get excited about this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Extreme group sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting very attractive women or real gangbangs The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves plenty to be desired. You can hear the performers pretty good, but you can hear the TV which appears to be in the room in the first scene every bit as well. Theres also plenty of background noises and comments between the performers and cameraman. The video is okay. Its lit pretty well, but also fairly grainy. Music: None False Advertising: The cover states theres trailers, but I couldnt find any on the DVD. The title is also misleading. I expected this to be one big scene with two girls taking on seven guys, or two scenes with each girl taking on seven guys.
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Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Gem Martin
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 106 min. Production Date: 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Gem Martin, Kelsey, and seven guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, I just cant get excited about this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Extreme group sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting very attractive women or real gangbangs The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves plenty to be desired. You can hear the performers pretty good, but you can hear the TV which appears to be in the room in the first scene every bit as well. Theres also plenty of background noises and comments between the performers and cameraman. The video is okay. Its lit pretty well, but also fairly grainy. Music: None False Advertising: The cover states theres trailers, but I couldnt find any on the DVD. The title is also misleading. I expected this to be one big scene with two girls taking on seven guys, or two scenes with each girl taking on seven guys.
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Gag Factor 7
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 114 min. (cover states approx. 120 min., which is fairly close) Production Date: 12 / 5-7 / 2001, 12 / 10 / 2001 Director: Jim Powers Cast: Alexia Riley, Barbi Blazer, Belle, Bisexual Britni, Jen X., Kaylynn, Kelly Warner, Randi Storm, Ravika, Ryan Meadows, Tracy Mathis, Brian Surewood, Jim Powers, and Jay Ashley The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent heard much good about this series, but with Kelly Warner in it I had to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its as distasteful as Ive heard. Who Should Watch It : Misogynists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with taste The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio denies you nothing. You get to hear everything going on in the rooms, including every sound the camera makes as it snaps pictures. The video is pretty good. Theres a little minor grain, but the feature is well lit. Music: None Menus: The main menu has some simple animation and gives an okay first impression.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 114 min. (cover states approx. 120 min., which is fairly close) Production Date: 12 / 5-7 / 2001, 12 / 10 / 2001 Director: Jim Powers Cast: Alexia Riley, Barbi Blazer, Belle, Bisexual Britni, Jen X., Kaylynn, Kelly Warner, Randi Storm, Ravika, Ryan Meadows, Tracy Mathis, Brian Surewood, Jim Powers, and Jay Ashley The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent heard much good about this series, but with Kelly Warner in it I had to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its as distasteful as Ive heard. Who Should Watch It : Misogynists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with taste The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio denies you nothing. You get to hear everything going on in the rooms, including every sound the camera makes as it snaps pictures. The video is pretty good. Theres a little minor grain, but the feature is well lit. Music: None Menus: The main menu has some simple animation and gives an okay first impression.
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Mercedes Gangbang
Release date: 2/18/2004
Reviewed on: 3/11/2004
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Mercedes
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None listed Cast: Mercedes and three black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Sensational, so Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Boredom. Who Should Watch It : Extreme interracial sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Gangbang fans The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensationals movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio is nicely balanced, but theres a lot of background noises. Not only do you get to hear the camera, but you get to hear the crew almost as if theyre a part of the scene. The video is okay. It has a little grain, and although there are a few shadows, its pretty well lit. Theres a bit of camera shake, and the cameramen show up in the background throughout the action.
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Release date: 2/18/2004
Reviewed on: 3/11/2004
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Mercedes
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None listed Cast: Mercedes and three black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Sensational, so Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Boredom. Who Should Watch It : Extreme interracial sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Gangbang fans The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensationals movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio is nicely balanced, but theres a lot of background noises. Not only do you get to hear the camera, but you get to hear the crew almost as if theyre a part of the scene. The video is okay. It has a little grain, and although there are a few shadows, its pretty well lit. Theres a bit of camera shake, and the cameramen show up in the background throughout the action.
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2 Timers: Ms 24/7 & Squirting Anne
Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 3/9/2004
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None listed Cast: Squirting Anne, Ms. 24/7, Tony Eveready, a white guy, and a couple more black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Normally Sensational has only included one scene like these on a DVD. Seeing them putting the care in to double them up gives me some hope here. Initial Reaction: I should have turned it off after the first scene. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can turn it off after the first scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who feels the need to watch full movies The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensationals movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio in the first scene is a bit on the quiet side, but balanced pretty well. Theres a few of background noises, most of which come from the camera although there are a few comments with the crew. The video is okay.
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Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 3/9/2004
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None listed Cast: Squirting Anne, Ms. 24/7, Tony Eveready, a white guy, and a couple more black guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Normally Sensational has only included one scene like these on a DVD. Seeing them putting the care in to double them up gives me some hope here. Initial Reaction: I should have turned it off after the first scene. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can turn it off after the first scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who feels the need to watch full movies The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensationals movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio in the first scene is a bit on the quiet side, but balanced pretty well. Theres a few of background noises, most of which come from the camera although there are a few comments with the crew. The video is okay.
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Raunch 9
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Shelby Stevens, Alex Sanders, Julia Ann, Diva, Woody Long, Vixxen, Laurie Cameron, Aaron Colt
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 09 / 1993 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Julia Ann, Diva, Laurie Cameron, Shelby Stevens, VixXen, Aaron Colt, Steve Drake, Alex Sanders, and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Something about this one scares me, but with Julia Ann and Celeste on the cover I cant resist it! Initial Reaction: Its kind of like a tornado. Im not sure if it sucks or blows. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Julia Ann fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can afford the money to pick up one of Julia Anns current Wicked DVDs. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is decent. Its nothing outstanding, but for the time the feature was made it seems decently done. The video shows some of the age of the feature. Theres a blue bar that runs down the left side of the screen and a bit of grain. Surprisingly the lighting is pretty good, but there are a fair amount of soft focus blurs.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Shelby Stevens, Alex Sanders, Julia Ann, Diva, Woody Long, Vixxen, Laurie Cameron, Aaron Colt
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 09 / 1993 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Julia Ann, Diva, Laurie Cameron, Shelby Stevens, VixXen, Aaron Colt, Steve Drake, Alex Sanders, and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Something about this one scares me, but with Julia Ann and Celeste on the cover I cant resist it! Initial Reaction: Its kind of like a tornado. Im not sure if it sucks or blows. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Julia Ann fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can afford the money to pick up one of Julia Anns current Wicked DVDs. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is decent. Its nothing outstanding, but for the time the feature was made it seems decently done. The video shows some of the age of the feature. Theres a blue bar that runs down the left side of the screen and a bit of grain. Surprisingly the lighting is pretty good, but there are a fair amount of soft focus blurs.
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Corporate Affairs (NuTech)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Christi Lake, Tony Tedeschi, Luc Wylder, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, Jonathan Morgan, E.Z. Ryder, Mitchell Grant
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 05 / 06 / 1996 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Ashley Renee, Steve Drake, Mitchell Gant, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Voyeur in sexual roles and EZ Ryder and Luc Wylder in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but something about this one really scares me. Initial Reaction: The movie isnt too bad, but the DVD leaves pretty much everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a stereotypical porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels a little different in any way or who wants a movie with somebody whos listed on the cover The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit throughout the feature. Some of it is nicely balanced, but quite a bit of it seems a little on the hollow side. The video is pretty good. There isnt much grain, but much of it is a little on the dark side.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Christi Lake, Tony Tedeschi, Luc Wylder, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, Jonathan Morgan, E.Z. Ryder, Mitchell Grant
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 05 / 06 / 1996 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Ashley Renee, Steve Drake, Mitchell Gant, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Voyeur in sexual roles and EZ Ryder and Luc Wylder in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but something about this one really scares me. Initial Reaction: The movie isnt too bad, but the DVD leaves pretty much everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a stereotypical porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels a little different in any way or who wants a movie with somebody whos listed on the cover The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit throughout the feature. Some of it is nicely balanced, but quite a bit of it seems a little on the hollow side. The video is pretty good. There isnt much grain, but much of it is a little on the dark side.
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Tina In Gloryhole Guzzler
Release date: 9/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/11/2003
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Tina B., Tina Princess
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Tina B. and five uncredited and unshown guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational Video hasnt been completely sensational from what Ive seen, but theyve had some decent ideas that show promise. This one looks like a different enough oral feature that Im a little curious about it even though Im not really a fan of oral movies. Initial Reaction: The sex is okay but the technical aspects made this one a big loser for me! Who Should Watch It : Deaf people and oral sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a variety of camera angles or who wants average or better technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. You can hear everything, including a few background noises and a little camera noise throughout the movie. It also doesnt synch well with the video. Thankfully with an oral movie there isnt a lot of dialogue.
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Release date: 9/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/11/2003
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Tina B., Tina Princess
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 54 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Tina B. and five uncredited and unshown guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational Video hasnt been completely sensational from what Ive seen, but theyve had some decent ideas that show promise. This one looks like a different enough oral feature that Im a little curious about it even though Im not really a fan of oral movies. Initial Reaction: The sex is okay but the technical aspects made this one a big loser for me! Who Should Watch It : Deaf people and oral sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a variety of camera angles or who wants average or better technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. You can hear everything, including a few background noises and a little camera noise throughout the movie. It also doesnt synch well with the video. Thankfully with an oral movie there isnt a lot of dialogue.
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Search For The Ripe Peach
Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003
Studio: Lord Perious
Starring: Pat Myne, John West, Frank Bukkwyd, Victoria Givens, Avena Lee, Britney Foster, Rebecca Love, Kylie Rachel
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: the cover claims approx. 90 min. Since there isnt a time stamp and every chapter has its own running time on my DVD-ROM, I have no clue how long the feature actually takes Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2003 thru 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Shawn Ricks Cast: Victoria Givens, Britney Foster, Avena Lee, Kylie Rochelle, Rebecca Love, Pat Myne, John West, Fabio Scorpion, and Tommy Gunn (listed here as Dr. Thomas Gunn, M.D.) in sexual roles and Wankus, Frank Bukkwyd, Frank Felone, Tony Montana, and Rod Lightning in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lord Perious hasnt impressed me too much in the past, but with Victoria Givens Im willing to give this one a try! Initial Reaction: Hardware once said That's the trouble with coming up with ideas when you're stoned. You may think they're funny but everybody else thinks you're an idiot.. That said, Im not sure if anybody involved with this wasnt stoned throughout this entire process with the exception of the ladies.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003
Studio: Lord Perious
Starring: Pat Myne, John West, Frank Bukkwyd, Victoria Givens, Avena Lee, Britney Foster, Rebecca Love, Kylie Rachel
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: the cover claims approx. 90 min. Since there isnt a time stamp and every chapter has its own running time on my DVD-ROM, I have no clue how long the feature actually takes Production Date: 3 / 30 / 2003 thru 4 / 1 / 2003 Director: Shawn Ricks Cast: Victoria Givens, Britney Foster, Avena Lee, Kylie Rochelle, Rebecca Love, Pat Myne, John West, Fabio Scorpion, and Tommy Gunn (listed here as Dr. Thomas Gunn, M.D.) in sexual roles and Wankus, Frank Bukkwyd, Frank Felone, Tony Montana, and Rod Lightning in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Lord Perious hasnt impressed me too much in the past, but with Victoria Givens Im willing to give this one a try! Initial Reaction: Hardware once said That's the trouble with coming up with ideas when you're stoned. You may think they're funny but everybody else thinks you're an idiot.. That said, Im not sure if anybody involved with this wasnt stoned throughout this entire process with the exception of the ladies.
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Touch (Ultimate / Adam & Eve)
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/22/2003
Studio: Ultimate
Starring: Brick Majors, Shay Sweet, Ian Daniels, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Azlea, Claudia, Nicolette, Taylor St. Clair, David Steele, Paul Cox, Pryce Leigh, Shelbee Myne, Amaretta
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Amaretta, Azlea, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Nicolette, Pryce Leigh, Shay Sweet, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Claire, Brick Majors, Dante, Tony Martino, Thomas Ryder, David Steele, Ian Daniels, Paul Cox, and Steve Taylor in sexual situations and Michelle Milano, Lulu Grimes, Kinky Kelly, Captain Protein, and Rev. Cheddar in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans has normally put out enjoyable movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an extremely soft feeling feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects or who wants something that doesnt feel watered down Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave much to be desired. First, the audio is frequently off balance. People walking over gravel are louder than the people theyre talking with, and there are frequent wind noises during the outdoor scenes. The video is much the same.
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Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/22/2003
Studio: Ultimate
Starring: Brick Majors, Shay Sweet, Ian Daniels, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Azlea, Claudia, Nicolette, Taylor St. Clair, David Steele, Paul Cox, Pryce Leigh, Shelbee Myne, Amaretta
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Amaretta, Azlea, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Nicolette, Pryce Leigh, Shay Sweet, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Claire, Brick Majors, Dante, Tony Martino, Thomas Ryder, David Steele, Ian Daniels, Paul Cox, and Steve Taylor in sexual situations and Michelle Milano, Lulu Grimes, Kinky Kelly, Captain Protein, and Rev. Cheddar in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans has normally put out enjoyable movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an extremely soft feeling feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects or who wants something that doesnt feel watered down Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave much to be desired. First, the audio is frequently off balance. People walking over gravel are louder than the people theyre talking with, and there are frequent wind noises during the outdoor scenes. The video is much the same.
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Young, Wet & Wild 2
Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 9/6/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Sasha, Pat Myne, John West, Gia, Christopher Streams, Kate Frost, Austin, Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Friday, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Austin O'Riley, Taylor Lynn, Britney Foster
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 6 / 22 / 2002 thru 7 / 02 / 2002 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Gia, Kate Frost, Sasha, Ashley Long, Friday, Austin ORiley, Britney Jade, Taylor Lynn, Pat Myne, John West, Mark Ashley, Nikke Frank, and Christopher Streams Initial Expectations: Ive heard some great things about Pat Mynes work behind the camera. He definitely has a cast with potential here, so Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Shanes World its not! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something light and fun similar to the early Shanes World features. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see and hear the action clearly Audio /Video Quality: The audio is, in a word, horrible. It captures the party boat action perfectly as you get to hear 99 party, boat, and atmosphere and 1 action happening on the boat. Even when they get away from the boat you can barely hear the action, and sometimes on the boat you get to see one couple go at it while another fucks.
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Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 9/6/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Sasha, Pat Myne, John West, Gia, Christopher Streams, Kate Frost, Austin, Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Friday, Mark Ashley, Ashley Long, Austin O'Riley, Taylor Lynn, Britney Foster
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 6 / 22 / 2002 thru 7 / 02 / 2002 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Samantha Sterlyng, Flick Shagwell, Gia, Kate Frost, Sasha, Ashley Long, Friday, Austin ORiley, Britney Jade, Taylor Lynn, Pat Myne, John West, Mark Ashley, Nikke Frank, and Christopher Streams Initial Expectations: Ive heard some great things about Pat Mynes work behind the camera. He definitely has a cast with potential here, so Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Shanes World its not! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something light and fun similar to the early Shanes World features. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see and hear the action clearly Audio /Video Quality: The audio is, in a word, horrible. It captures the party boat action perfectly as you get to hear 99 party, boat, and atmosphere and 1 action happening on the boat. Even when they get away from the boat you can barely hear the action, and sometimes on the boat you get to see one couple go at it while another fucks.
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Anime Fiction 2
Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003
Studio: MMG
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (cover states 45 min.) Production Date: None given Director: None given Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Anime Fiction 1 didnt overly impress me. Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: The X-Men scene is good, but the rest of the feature is easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anime fans who want to see characters they know getting it on Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the typical darker anime or who isnt familiar with anime Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both extremely clear. The animation is decent, but often feels like its just the same loop of animation run over again. Music: The music is a little on the loud side. It ranges from being not much more than the beat of a drum machine and a nice orchestration. Disc Problems: When you go to the extras menu and try to play all of the sequences, the DVD automatically stops at the end of the menu. Menus: The menus arent too bad.
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003
Studio: MMG
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (cover states 45 min.) Production Date: None given Director: None given Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Anime Fiction 1 didnt overly impress me. Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: The X-Men scene is good, but the rest of the feature is easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anime fans who want to see characters they know getting it on Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the typical darker anime or who isnt familiar with anime Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both extremely clear. The animation is decent, but often feels like its just the same loop of animation run over again. Music: The music is a little on the loud side. It ranges from being not much more than the beat of a drum machine and a nice orchestration. Disc Problems: When you go to the extras menu and try to play all of the sequences, the DVD automatically stops at the end of the menu. Menus: The menus arent too bad.
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Erotic Bondage
Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Tatiana, Frank Zee, Ariel
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 1996 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Ariel Daye, Tatianna, and Frank Zee Initial Expectations: As with most bondage DVDs, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: With audio I think this would have been a darn good feature! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants bondage action with a softer touch and who doesnt mind not having audio Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hardcore bondage or who wants audio Audio /Video Quality: Although it looks like it should have it, since there is talking in the movie, theres absolutely no audio for the feature. Okay, if you turn up your volume all the way you get a hiss that sounds kind of like what happens after I eat Mexican food, but I dont really consider that audio. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: The menus do anything but give a good first impression. The main menu is unanimated and there isnt a chapter menu.
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Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Tatiana, Frank Zee, Ariel
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 1996 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Ariel Daye, Tatianna, and Frank Zee Initial Expectations: As with most bondage DVDs, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: With audio I think this would have been a darn good feature! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants bondage action with a softer touch and who doesnt mind not having audio Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hardcore bondage or who wants audio Audio /Video Quality: Although it looks like it should have it, since there is talking in the movie, theres absolutely no audio for the feature. Okay, if you turn up your volume all the way you get a hiss that sounds kind of like what happens after I eat Mexican food, but I dont really consider that audio. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: The menus do anything but give a good first impression. The main menu is unanimated and there isnt a chapter menu.
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My Naughty Genie
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003
Studio: SinTec Media
Starring: Luna
Review brief: Running Time: 18 min. Production Date: 7 / 25 / 2001 Director: None credited for obvious reasons Cast: Ian Daniels and Luna Initial Expectations: SinTec has a reputation for being one of the worst companies out there. I think Im watching this one just out of morbid curiosity of how bad its going to be. Initial Reaction: The interactive portion isnt quite as bad as I expected, but the movie portion sucks. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something that caters to their I Dream of Jeanie fantasy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD that competes with the well known lines such as Digital Sins My Plaything or Digital Playgrounds Virtual Sex With Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio is normally clear, but the balance and level seems to change with every camera angle or edit. You also get to hear directions from off camera while seeing the stars reactions.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003
Studio: SinTec Media
Starring: Luna
Review brief: Running Time: 18 min. Production Date: 7 / 25 / 2001 Director: None credited for obvious reasons Cast: Ian Daniels and Luna Initial Expectations: SinTec has a reputation for being one of the worst companies out there. I think Im watching this one just out of morbid curiosity of how bad its going to be. Initial Reaction: The interactive portion isnt quite as bad as I expected, but the movie portion sucks. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something that caters to their I Dream of Jeanie fantasy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD that competes with the well known lines such as Digital Sins My Plaything or Digital Playgrounds Virtual Sex With Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio is normally clear, but the balance and level seems to change with every camera angle or edit. You also get to hear directions from off camera while seeing the stars reactions.
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Sinfully Yours: Brittany
Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003
Studio: Digital Lust
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews
Review brief: Running Time: 15 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: None credited Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Digital Lust brings to mind a few common words such as liars, inept, Clinton (oops, thats a little redundant, isnt it!), and scum. I think I might be peeking through my fingers here to see just how wrong they do Brittany. Initial Reaction: Run away from it like you would if it were Gray Davis wanting to balance your checkbook. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Brittany Andrews and anybody wondering how to not do an interactive DVD Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can Audio /Video Quality: The audio in the scene isnt too bad. It has an okay balance, but you get to hear the stars get directions from the crew and see them react to each other. The audio for the interactive portion sucks, to say the least. The video isnt too bad. Its nicely lit and although it has a little grain, it isnt much worse than VHS.
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Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003
Studio: Digital Lust
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews
Review brief: Running Time: 15 min. Production Date: November 1999 Director: None credited Cast: Brittany Andrews and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Digital Lust brings to mind a few common words such as liars, inept, Clinton (oops, thats a little redundant, isnt it!), and scum. I think I might be peeking through my fingers here to see just how wrong they do Brittany. Initial Reaction: Run away from it like you would if it were Gray Davis wanting to balance your checkbook. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Brittany Andrews and anybody wondering how to not do an interactive DVD Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can Audio /Video Quality: The audio in the scene isnt too bad. It has an okay balance, but you get to hear the stars get directions from the crew and see them react to each other. The audio for the interactive portion sucks, to say the least. The video isnt too bad. Its nicely lit and although it has a little grain, it isnt much worse than VHS.
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Inescapable Desires
Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003
Studio: Full Blown Pictures
Starring: Charlie, Amythiest, Michelle Michaels, AnnMarie Rios
Directed by: Bill Black
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. (so with 3 multiple angles theres roughly 180 minutes of content as the cover claims) Production Date: 9 / 10 / 2002 Director: Bill Black Cast: Charlie, Ann Marie, Amythiest, and Michelle Michaels Initial Expectations: I havent heard a single thing about this company, so Im curious going in. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD leaves much to be desired technically. Who Should Watch It : Dedicated fans of Charlie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very nice. Its clear and well balanced, but there are a couple background noises that intrude on the scenes. The video is also well done, although there are quite a few shadows throughout the feature. Theres also some very slight grain, but the picture normally looks very good. The setup for The Gathering on the DVD, however, uses some filters with the video, which seems completely out of place and makes it look very blurry.
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Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003
Studio: Full Blown Pictures
Starring: Charlie, Amythiest, Michelle Michaels, AnnMarie Rios
Directed by: Bill Black
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. (so with 3 multiple angles theres roughly 180 minutes of content as the cover claims) Production Date: 9 / 10 / 2002 Director: Bill Black Cast: Charlie, Ann Marie, Amythiest, and Michelle Michaels Initial Expectations: I havent heard a single thing about this company, so Im curious going in. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD leaves much to be desired technically. Who Should Watch It : Dedicated fans of Charlie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done interactive DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very nice. Its clear and well balanced, but there are a couple background noises that intrude on the scenes. The video is also well done, although there are quite a few shadows throughout the feature. Theres also some very slight grain, but the picture normally looks very good. The setup for The Gathering on the DVD, however, uses some filters with the video, which seems completely out of place and makes it look very blurry.
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Raw: Behind the Scenes of Nasty Porn
Release date: 1/22/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Starring: Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, Brian Surewood, Kylie Ireland, Randy Spears, Taylor St. Clair, Dick Nasty, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tavalia Griffin, Dillion Day, Illona
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Kylie Ireland, Silvia Saint, Misty Rain, Tavalia Griffin, Illona, Randy Spears, Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, and Chad Thomas Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer did some great work in their Ecstasy Girls series. Im hoping for more here! Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a behind the scenes look at highly artistic sex, complete with the same art direction Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something new, with good technical aspects, or with straightforward scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies from scene to scene. Most of it is pretty good, having nice clarity for the dialogue as well as a good balance. The video also varies, but normally sucks. Some of it has such bad pixelation that I wasnt sure if I was watching new porn or if somebody had piped in an Atari game.
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Release date: 1/22/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Starring: Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, Brian Surewood, Kylie Ireland, Randy Spears, Taylor St. Clair, Dick Nasty, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tavalia Griffin, Dillion Day, Illona
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Kylie Ireland, Silvia Saint, Misty Rain, Tavalia Griffin, Illona, Randy Spears, Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, and Chad Thomas Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer did some great work in their Ecstasy Girls series. Im hoping for more here! Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a behind the scenes look at highly artistic sex, complete with the same art direction Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something new, with good technical aspects, or with straightforward scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies from scene to scene. Most of it is pretty good, having nice clarity for the dialogue as well as a good balance. The video also varies, but normally sucks. Some of it has such bad pixelation that I wasnt sure if I was watching new porn or if somebody had piped in an Atari game.
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Racquel in Paradise
Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/24/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Biff Malibu, Buster Cheri, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne Kayne, Tiara West, Derek Lane
Directed by: Derek Lane
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Derrick Lane and Mickey Ray Cast: Racquel Darrian, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne, Tiara, Trixie Tyler, Derrick Lane, Jon Dough, Buster Cheri, and Biff Malibu Initial Expectations: I think I remember seeing this movie when I was first able to legally watch porn. Its not giving me good expectations. Initial Reaction: Im thrilled that Racquel is in paradise, but I wish she wouldnt have put the rest of us through this living Hell! Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can possibly do something else, like giving Saddam Hussein and his camel a full body sponge bath with their tongue Audio /Video Quality: Almost everything about the technical aspects leaves much to be desired. The audio is poorly balanced, and has a bunch of feedback-like crap that should make your neighbors dogs wince in pain. The video is just as bad, and shows the beaches in the movie what grain really is. If thats not enough, theres plenty of shadows throughout the movie.
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Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/24/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Biff Malibu, Buster Cheri, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne Kayne, Tiara West, Derek Lane
Directed by: Derek Lane
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Derrick Lane and Mickey Ray Cast: Racquel Darrian, Hot Cinnamon, Rayne, Tiara, Trixie Tyler, Derrick Lane, Jon Dough, Buster Cheri, and Biff Malibu Initial Expectations: I think I remember seeing this movie when I was first able to legally watch porn. Its not giving me good expectations. Initial Reaction: Im thrilled that Racquel is in paradise, but I wish she wouldnt have put the rest of us through this living Hell! Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can possibly do something else, like giving Saddam Hussein and his camel a full body sponge bath with their tongue Audio /Video Quality: Almost everything about the technical aspects leaves much to be desired. The audio is poorly balanced, and has a bunch of feedback-like crap that should make your neighbors dogs wince in pain. The video is just as bad, and shows the beaches in the movie what grain really is. If thats not enough, theres plenty of shadows throughout the movie.
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Mario's Raunchy Road Trip 1: Booty Babes
Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/13/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Vicky, Mario, Beth, Georgette Neale, Ian Tate, Ria Carlisle
Review brief: Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 02 / 2000 Director: Freddy Finger Cast: Super Mario, Dirty Dog, Georgette Neale, Ria Carlisle, Beth, Vicky, and Willster in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one scares me. I think it might be due to the ego of a guy who puts the word Super in front of his name. Initial Reaction: I guess its not too bad other than Mario makes Ed Powers look humble and charming. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting porn that focuses on egotistical guys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants porn focusing on women, thats tastefully edited, or thats an anal and D.P. spunkfest Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and much of the dialogue seemed just muddy enough that when combined with a British accent I couldnt understand it. Theres a fair amount of camera shakes, extreme close-ups, and shots where you cant see any of the real action.
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Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/13/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Vicky, Mario, Beth, Georgette Neale, Ian Tate, Ria Carlisle
Review brief: Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 02 / 2000 Director: Freddy Finger Cast: Super Mario, Dirty Dog, Georgette Neale, Ria Carlisle, Beth, Vicky, and Willster in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one scares me. I think it might be due to the ego of a guy who puts the word Super in front of his name. Initial Reaction: I guess its not too bad other than Mario makes Ed Powers look humble and charming. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting porn that focuses on egotistical guys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants porn focusing on women, thats tastefully edited, or thats an anal and D.P. spunkfest Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and much of the dialogue seemed just muddy enough that when combined with a British accent I couldnt understand it. Theres a fair amount of camera shakes, extreme close-ups, and shots where you cant see any of the real action.
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Gonad the Barbarian
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Princess Orgasma
Directed by: Arthur King
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (the cover states 76 min.) Production Date: 1986 Director: Arthur King Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its easily the worst DVD Ive ever seen from VCA. Who Should Watch It : The bottom of a glass and prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a choice Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little lower than Pokemon. The audio is decently balanced, but some of the audio is a little muddy. The video is okay but doesnt have a lot of detail. Music: The music has the same cheesy feel as most porn of the mid-eighties, and is a bit on the loud side. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. You have the choice between watching one or both movies and previews. There isnt any animation in any of the menus, but this was also a very early DVD release.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Princess Orgasma
Directed by: Arthur King
Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (the cover states 76 min.) Production Date: 1986 Director: Arthur King Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its easily the worst DVD Ive ever seen from VCA. Who Should Watch It : The bottom of a glass and prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a choice Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little lower than Pokemon. The audio is decently balanced, but some of the audio is a little muddy. The video is okay but doesnt have a lot of detail. Music: The music has the same cheesy feel as most porn of the mid-eighties, and is a bit on the loud side. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. You have the choice between watching one or both movies and previews. There isnt any animation in any of the menus, but this was also a very early DVD release.
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Casting Couch 6 (Brookland Bros)
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Elizabeth, Lisa, Chase, CeeCee
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: CeeCee, Lisa, Chase, Elizabeth, and a few guys Initial Expectations: So far everything Ive seen from the Brookland Brothers has disappointed me. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money who like older women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Elizabeth, Lisa, Chase, CeeCee
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: CeeCee, Lisa, Chase, Elizabeth, and a few guys Initial Expectations: So far everything Ive seen from the Brookland Brothers has disappointed me. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money who like older women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is.
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Best of Pacific Northwest Panty Peeks, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Jennifer, Sante Fe, Kat, Misery, Akane, Charis, Secily
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 40 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Sante Fe, Akane, Charis, Jennifer, Kat, Misery, and Secily Initial Expectations: Ive never heard of this studio, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent care to the feature, but its not my thing and almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch mostly dressed women only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nudity or real audio Audio /Video Quality: Theres no audio outside of the music, which disappointed me. The video is surprisingly clear right out to the edge of the screen and well lit. Theres a little pixelation, but not much. Music: The music reminded me of things like elevators and the dentist office. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp here, which always ticks me off. I like to be able to jump around in movies, as well as knowing things like how long the movie is and how much is left. Without the time stamp, Im left in the dark.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Jennifer, Sante Fe, Kat, Misery, Akane, Charis, Secily
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 40 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Sante Fe, Akane, Charis, Jennifer, Kat, Misery, and Secily Initial Expectations: Ive never heard of this studio, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent care to the feature, but its not my thing and almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch mostly dressed women only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nudity or real audio Audio /Video Quality: Theres no audio outside of the music, which disappointed me. The video is surprisingly clear right out to the edge of the screen and well lit. Theres a little pixelation, but not much. Music: The music reminded me of things like elevators and the dentist office. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp here, which always ticks me off. I like to be able to jump around in movies, as well as knowing things like how long the movie is and how much is left. Without the time stamp, Im left in the dark.
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