astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 227)
Release date: 6/5/2014
Reviewed on: 1/20/2015
Studio: Roman Video
Starring: Monica Mattos, Sabrina Lins, Dino Miranda
Directed by: Romulus
Review brief: This one doesn't even come close to delivering what the title suggests other than featuring Brazilian talent. The facesitting is light and limited and there's only three people in the entire movie. The technical aspects are weak, there's no effort put into the extras, and it's a ten year old movie that's re-released at the same price point as new releases. Skip this one without worrying.
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Release date: 7/17/2014
Reviewed on: 8/4/2014
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Nick Lang, Daria Glower, Csoky Ice, J.J., Jessica Moore, Sabina K., Jason Novak, Dionne Darling
Review brief: You can pass this release by without worrying much. The scenes have all been released on other DVDs recently and have nothing to do with the theme put forward by the title. The technical aspects go from being skewed and making one's eyes hurt to looking decent and you don't get all the extras listed on the cover. This is a very disappointing release.
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Release date: 6/26/2014
Reviewed on: 7/29/2014
Studio: Desperate Pleasures
Starring: Krysten Coxx, Terra Coxx, Penny Jean, Emma Evins, JW Ties
Review brief: With bad camera work, horrible audio, lackluster editing, and one of the four girls unable to finish her scene, there isn't a lot to like here. Emma Evins is cute and does a good job, but the lack of skill behind the camera holds back her scene as well. Pass this one by without a worry.
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Release date: 8/2/2013
Reviewed on: 4/30/2014
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: Dino Bravo, Otto Bauer, Seth Dickens, Carrie Ann, June Summers, Phoenix Marie, Persia Monir
Review brief: Pass this one buy. In addition to masquerading as a new creampie release, three of the four scenes appear to be fake creampies and the fourth is a pop on the pussy with no evidence of cum ever going internally. The technical aspects are a bit on the weak side and there's no effort put into the extras. This should be an easy release to skip.
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Release date: 2/27/2014
Reviewed on: 4/2/2014
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Nick Lang, Trinity, George Reno, Titus Steel, Niki Dark, Janet Peron, Csoky Ice, Ruka Stone, Martin Gun, Leny Ewil, Kleopatra La Roux, Thomas Crown
Review brief: The action is solid, but this release comes out as a bottom shelf rental due to the scenes all being recently recycled from other Swank Digital and Erotic Planet releases. To make matters worse, it seems to be masquerading as a fresh release listing things like a behind the scenes featurette on the covers. Skip it.
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Release date: 2/19/2014
Reviewed on: 3/15/2014
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: Justin Long, Cherish Ley, J. Strokes, Ray Black, Scarlet Envy, Diana Divine, Mya Hernandez
Review brief: This would be a pretty average compilation if not for D. Lynch Productions' continued false advertising claiming it was directed by someone other than those who actually directed the scenes. Scarlet's scene is the only scene that gets much above average, so you're not missing much if you pass this one by for reasons other than D. Lynch's deceptive business practices.
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Release date: 2/6/2014
Reviewed on: 3/7/2014
Studio: Roman Video
Starring: Bubba, Nikki Sexx
Directed by: Romulus
Review brief: This is easily one of the worst release I've seen from Roman Video. It feels cheap and hacked together, and even Nikki Sexx's charm and beauty don't have a chance of saving it. Add in a lack of extras and poor technical aspects and this becomes a release that should be more than easy to pass by.
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Release date: 1/23/2014
Reviewed on: 2/17/2014
Studio: Erotic Planet
Starring: Maya, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Trinity, Thomas Stone, George Uhl, Bob Terminator, Wein Lewis, Csoky Ice, Michaella, Katy Caro
Review brief: This is a deceptively promoted release that puts itself forward as being a peeping release in suburbia when it's really just another compilation of Swank / DDF scenes from at least five years ago. There's some hot action, but the technical aspects are pretty average and the very misleading way the release puts itself out there makes this an easy one to skip.
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Release date: 10/30/2013
Reviewed on: 1/28/2014
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: Charlie Macc, Tabitha James, D. Snoop, Rock The Icon, Kelly Divine, Soreal, Piper Brady
Directed by: J. Royal, The Wizard
Review brief: This is an okay interracial compilation marketing itself as a fresh release. The action is a bit hit or miss, and although some of the girls are cute the guys are often average at best. The technical aspects are very hit or miss and as usual with a compilation like this, there's no real effort put into the extras even though the back cover lists bonus footage as being in the extras. Skip this one just as you would any other D. Lynch release.
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Release date: 11/6/2013
Reviewed on: 1/24/2014
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: Billy Glide, Barry Scott, Sexy Vanessa, Jordan Ash, Kitty Caulfield, Mandy Sweet, Alison Star
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer
Review brief: This is yet another compilation of fairly average scenes that D. Lynch Productions is trying to pass off as a new compilation. Feel free to pass it by just like you would anything else with D. Lynch on the cover.
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Release date: 11/20/2013
Reviewed on: 12/5/2013
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: Mr. Pete, Michael Stefano, Barry Scott, Alan Stafford, Sophia Lomeli, Raquelle De Rossi, Sisi Sinz, Sierra Skye
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer
Review brief: As usual, D. Lynch Productions is throwing out previously released scenes while trying to maker it look like a fresh release. The scenes here barely make it above the average mark, and combined with the deceptive marketing this becomes a very easy release to skip.
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Release date: 7/25/2013
Reviewed on: 10/1/2013
Studio: Erotic Planet
Starring: Titus Steel, Lis, Wiska, J.J., Luba Love, Mischel, Ruka Stone, Virginiee, Kleopatra La Roux
Review brief: This release is filled with darn hot scenes, but there's no way I can recommend anyone to spend their money on it when it puts itself forward as an American voyeurism release and instead is a nasty Europorn compilation.
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Release date: 7/18/2013
Reviewed on: 8/6/2013
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: James Brossman, Lucy Love, George Reno, Niki Dark, Csoky Ice, Cherry Jul, Martin Gun, Defrancesca Gallardo, Thomas Crown
Review brief: Although Cherry turns out a nice scene to close the movie, the rest of it is a hacked up mess that should be passed by without a second thought. Add in that once again Swank hasn't included unique extras like the Behind the Scenes featurette advertised on the cover and this one should be all the easier to pass by.
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Release date: 6/26/2013
Reviewed on: 7/26/2013
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: Justin Long, Vanessa Videl, Dick James, Adrianna Nicole, D. Snoop, Brittany Blaze, Melanie Monroe
Directed by: Michael Raw, Phil E Blunt, Don Corleone, D. Lynch
Review brief: It's yet another deliberate looking deceptive compilation money grab from D. Lynch Productions, but surprisingly this time the scenes come from a few different studios. It's short, but has a good mix of anal, facials, and cream pies with the interracial action. As usual, due to the deceptive marketing from D. Lynch I can't recommend anyone spend their hard earned money here when you can get a lot better product for the same money from much more honest studios.
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Release date: 5/29/2013
Reviewed on: 6/25/2013
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: Alexa, Patricia, Tony Eveready, Jenner, Jaylynn, Jaylnn West, Barbie Baja, Bliss Lei
Review brief: It's another Unparalleled Productions compilation masquerading as a new release by trying to list a supposed director on the cover. Pass it by just like you would any other Unparalleled Productions release.
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Release date: 4/10/2013
Reviewed on: 6/2/2013
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: John Strong, Barry Scott, Laurie Vargas, AnnMarie Rios, Diamond Kitty, Aleksa Nicole
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: As usual with D. Lynch Productions, this is a Sudden Impact compilation with a boxcover that uses some deliberate deception to make it appear to be a new release. Pass it by and don't look back.
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Release date: 11/17/2010
Reviewed on: 5/24/2013
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Starring: Sindee Coxx, Reno, Sascha, Ben English, Keri Sable, Alex Gonz, Heidi Mayne, Jessica Bangkok, London Keyes, Victoria White, Clo Conner
Review brief: This is another Juicy Entertainment compilation of scenes from other companies. The scenes are okay at best but often held back by less than average technical aspects. This is an easy release to skip.
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Release date: 4/26/2013
Reviewed on: 5/19/2013
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: Billy Glide, Michael Stefano, Lacey Cruz, Renae Cruz, Johnny Sins, Madison Ivy, Cyrus King, Casi James
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is another D. Lynch and Juicy Entertainment compilation that's being deceptively marketed as a fresh release. Give it all the love you would a case of herpes.
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Release date: 10/13/2010
Reviewed on: 5/6/2013
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Starring: Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Anthony Hardwood, Gianna Michaels, Tory Lane, Alec Knight, Velicity Von, Carmella Bing
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: This is a compilation made up of scenes from Francesca Le's Juggies series masquerading as a new release (without crediting a director) with some top notch talent. The sex is solid, but due to a deliberate attempt to mislead consumers I can't help but encourage people to pass it by.
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Release date: 1/9/2013
Reviewed on: 4/27/2013
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Starring: Maria Bellucci, Barry Scott, Bridgette Lee, Nikki Sexx, Violet Monroe
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: It's a compilation of average scenes with mope Barry Scott putting itself forward as a fresh release and even advertises nonexistent extras including bonus footage to further the deception. Pass this one by and don't look back!
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Release date: 4/3/2013
Reviewed on: 4/18/2013
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: Joachim Kessef, Kristina Blonde, Mike Adriano, Eric Swiss, Steve Q., Beatriz, Ulrika, Chanel White, Cameron Angel, Summer Daniels
Directed by: Von Gabriel
Review brief: This is a compilation putting itself out as a new release to deliberately mislead consumers. Kill it with extreme prejudice.
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Release date: 12/26/2012
Reviewed on: 2/13/2013
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: Bianca, Tanya, Sandra, Jane, Tasha, Lucie, Cameron, Nataly, Brenda, Cinthia
Directed by: Von Gabriel
Review brief: Although this release has some very hot girls, the action is generic, the presentation is poor, and there's no worthwhile time put into the extras. Don't feel bad about skipping this one.
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Release date: 8/1/2012
Reviewed on: 9/11/2012
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: Van Damage, Trinity, George Uhl, Mandy Bright, Lauro Giotto, Kitty Caulfield, Natalia Jay, Jordan Lane, Vannah Sterling, Levi Cash
Review brief: This is a compilation of scenes previously released by Combat Zone which is now being put forward as an apparently new release. I abhor when this happens, and even though the scenes are pretty good can't help but encourage people to pass it by due to the poor video quality and the misleading presentation.
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Release date: 10/19/2011
Reviewed on: 1/16/2012
Studio: Black Market
Starring: Nikki, Pinky, Mone Divine, Carmen Hayes, Jade Stone, Sara Jay, Kaleah, Ms. Platinum, Bella Moretti, Michelle Malone
Review brief: This is a half-assed release in virtually every way you can think of. Skip it.
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Release date: 4/20/2010
Reviewed on: 10/9/2011
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Broc Adams, Dawayne Dane, King James, Prodigy X, Lexi Moore, Nasir, Dizzy Dee, Sean Swipe, Luxury Play, Tia Freaxx, Honey Berry, Jessica Bad Bitch, Porsha Carrera, Porche Carrera, Dariel Dukes, Red Royal
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: You'd be better off slamming your hand in a door than watching this dud.
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