astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 225)
Firm Hand Will Spank
Release date: 9/12/2003
Reviewed on: 1/12/2004
Studio: Metro
Review brief: The Little Details NOTE: This title was originally released with a title of Nasty Cracks. Running Time: 50 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Roy Sparrow Cast: Lilli X-Ene, Fantasia (better known as Brooke Ashley), Dominique Simone, Alicia Rio, Crystal Wilder, Desi DeAngelo, Tanya Storm, Angella Faith, and Jonathan Morgan The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen any of Metros fetish features, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Its cheesy but amusing. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants some cheesy fun spanking action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a serious spanking movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects take away any doubt you might have that the movie was made recently. The audio has a hiss in the background like there was a strong wind blowing during the movie and plenty of background noises. The movie sounds about like a 1930s movie that hadnt went through any restoration. The video is much the same.
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Release date: 9/12/2003
Reviewed on: 1/12/2004
Studio: Metro
Review brief: The Little Details NOTE: This title was originally released with a title of Nasty Cracks. Running Time: 50 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Roy Sparrow Cast: Lilli X-Ene, Fantasia (better known as Brooke Ashley), Dominique Simone, Alicia Rio, Crystal Wilder, Desi DeAngelo, Tanya Storm, Angella Faith, and Jonathan Morgan The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen any of Metros fetish features, so Im going in with an open mind. Initial Reaction: Its cheesy but amusing. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants some cheesy fun spanking action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a serious spanking movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects take away any doubt you might have that the movie was made recently. The audio has a hiss in the background like there was a strong wind blowing during the movie and plenty of background noises. The movie sounds about like a 1930s movie that hadnt went through any restoration. The video is much the same.
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F Zone, The
Release date: 10/10/2002
Reviewed on: 12/27/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Kim Kataine, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Kylie Ireland, Alex Sanders, Rebecca Lord, Nici Sterling, Jenna Jameson
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 8 / 16 / 1995 Director: Jim Enright Cast: Nici Sterling, Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Kim Kitaine, Rebecca Lord, Peter North, Alex Sanders, and Steven St. Croix The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this, how could I not have high expectations? Initial Reaction: Skip it. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nici Sterling Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for the typically well done Wicked movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video, however, lacks a little. Its fairly clear, but the entire movie is a bit dark. Some areas are darker than others, and even make it next to impossible to tell whats going on. Theres a little grain to the picture, but its even and doesnt seem that bad for how old the feature is. Music: The music is pretty typical porno music, and is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Release date: 10/10/2002
Reviewed on: 12/27/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Kim Kataine, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Kylie Ireland, Alex Sanders, Rebecca Lord, Nici Sterling, Jenna Jameson
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 8 / 16 / 1995 Director: Jim Enright Cast: Nici Sterling, Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Kim Kitaine, Rebecca Lord, Peter North, Alex Sanders, and Steven St. Croix The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this, how could I not have high expectations? Initial Reaction: Skip it. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nici Sterling Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for the typically well done Wicked movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video, however, lacks a little. Its fairly clear, but the entire movie is a bit dark. Some areas are darker than others, and even make it next to impossible to tell whats going on. Theres a little grain to the picture, but its even and doesnt seem that bad for how old the feature is. Music: The music is pretty typical porno music, and is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Blue Plate Special
Release date: 10/10/2002
Reviewed on: 11/17/2003
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, Alex Sanders, Candy Roxx
Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 5 / 03 / 2002 Director: Luc Wylder Cast: Claudia Chase, Candy Roxxx, Alex Sanders, Billy Glyde, and the voice of Luc Wylder Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: It didnt come close to fulfilling my appetite. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants an emphasis on food rather than sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of sex Audio /Video Quality: For the first half of the first scene, the music is the only audio. After that, you can hear the performers clearly. There arent many background noises or anything else that interferes with the audio badly, although there are a few areas where there is a bit of a hiss in the background. The video is nicely lit, but theres some minor grain to it thats even throughout the movie and a few areas with some pixelation popping in and soft focus problems. Music: Theres only music in the first scene.
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Release date: 10/10/2002
Reviewed on: 11/17/2003
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, Alex Sanders, Candy Roxx
Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 5 / 03 / 2002 Director: Luc Wylder Cast: Claudia Chase, Candy Roxxx, Alex Sanders, Billy Glyde, and the voice of Luc Wylder Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: It didnt come close to fulfilling my appetite. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants an emphasis on food rather than sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of sex Audio /Video Quality: For the first half of the first scene, the music is the only audio. After that, you can hear the performers clearly. There arent many background noises or anything else that interferes with the audio badly, although there are a few areas where there is a bit of a hiss in the background. The video is nicely lit, but theres some minor grain to it thats even throughout the movie and a few areas with some pixelation popping in and soft focus problems. Music: Theres only music in the first scene.
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Candida Royalle's Christine's Secret
Release date: 12/18/2001
Reviewed on: 10/20/2003
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Joey Silvera, George Payne, Carol Cross, Chelsea Blake, Marita Ekberg, Anthony Casino, Jake West
Directed by: Candida Royalle
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 1984 Director: Candida Royalle Cast: Carol Cross, Chelsea Blake, Marita Ekberg, Taija Rae, Anthony Casino, George Payne, Joe Elliot, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Femmes line. Im not really sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for porn thats a step up from softcore Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting pop shots or porn that takes any kind of risks Audio /Video Quality: For the age of the feature, the technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is a bit hollow, but its well balanced and free of background noises. The video has a bit of grain and more than a few shadows, and looks fairly close to VHS quality. Although I normally have higher expectations than this for DVD movies, with the movie approaching twenty years old Im pretty happy with the presentation here. Music: The music has a soft and often fun feeling that seems pretty neutral.
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Release date: 12/18/2001
Reviewed on: 10/20/2003
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Joey Silvera, George Payne, Carol Cross, Chelsea Blake, Marita Ekberg, Anthony Casino, Jake West
Directed by: Candida Royalle
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 1984 Director: Candida Royalle Cast: Carol Cross, Chelsea Blake, Marita Ekberg, Taija Rae, Anthony Casino, George Payne, Joe Elliot, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Femmes line. Im not really sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for porn thats a step up from softcore Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting pop shots or porn that takes any kind of risks Audio /Video Quality: For the age of the feature, the technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is a bit hollow, but its well balanced and free of background noises. The video has a bit of grain and more than a few shadows, and looks fairly close to VHS quality. Although I normally have higher expectations than this for DVD movies, with the movie approaching twenty years old Im pretty happy with the presentation here. Music: The music has a soft and often fun feeling that seems pretty neutral.
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One for the Gusher 2
Release date: 1/8/2003
Reviewed on: 9/5/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Jade, Sabrina, Jason, Will Ravage, John Janiero, Dulce, Alina, Luna Blanca, Louie Maso, Andrew Riviera
Directed by: Roman Pornanski
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 5 / 30 / 2003 thru 7 / 27 / 2002 Director: Roman Pornanski Cast: Jade, Sabrina, Dulce, Luna Blanca, Alexis, Jason, Will Ravage, John Janiero, Ty, Louie Maso, and Andrew Riviera Initial Expectations: I have no clue what to expect here other than this one should have a few ladies I havent seen before or much of. Initial Reaction: Its all wet, and not in the good way. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos turned on by unattractive women Who Should Avoid It: Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. Theres a few background noises here and there, but its balanced pretty well. The video is also pretty good. Theres a little bit of grain but its even throughout the feature and the action is nicely lit. Music: None Menus: The menus are fairly typical. The main menu has a little animation to give it a decent first impression and the chapter menu lets you choose a chapter based on a snall clip of each scene and a chapter number.
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Release date: 1/8/2003
Reviewed on: 9/5/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Jade, Sabrina, Jason, Will Ravage, John Janiero, Dulce, Alina, Luna Blanca, Louie Maso, Andrew Riviera
Directed by: Roman Pornanski
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 5 / 30 / 2003 thru 7 / 27 / 2002 Director: Roman Pornanski Cast: Jade, Sabrina, Dulce, Luna Blanca, Alexis, Jason, Will Ravage, John Janiero, Ty, Louie Maso, and Andrew Riviera Initial Expectations: I have no clue what to expect here other than this one should have a few ladies I havent seen before or much of. Initial Reaction: Its all wet, and not in the good way. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos turned on by unattractive women Who Should Avoid It: Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. Theres a few background noises here and there, but its balanced pretty well. The video is also pretty good. Theres a little bit of grain but its even throughout the feature and the action is nicely lit. Music: None Menus: The menus are fairly typical. The main menu has a little animation to give it a decent first impression and the chapter menu lets you choose a chapter based on a snall clip of each scene and a chapter number.
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Anime Fiction 1
Release date: 3/11/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003
Studio: MMG
Review brief: Running Time: 39 min. (cover claims 45 min.) Production Date: None given Director: None given Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from MMG, so Im going in not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its easily skipped Who Should Watch It : Extreme anime fans who want to see characters they know getting it on Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the typical darker anime or who isnt familiar with anime Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both extremely clear. The animation is decent, and varies a little to fit the style of the cartoon its ripping off. Music: The music is sexy and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Menus: The menus are extremely simple. The main menu is unanimated and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a still of each chapter. The Feature: Anime Fiction 1 collects scenes that take well known anime characters and put them together to have sex.
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Release date: 3/11/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003
Studio: MMG
Review brief: Running Time: 39 min. (cover claims 45 min.) Production Date: None given Director: None given Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from MMG, so Im going in not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its easily skipped Who Should Watch It : Extreme anime fans who want to see characters they know getting it on Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the typical darker anime or who isnt familiar with anime Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both extremely clear. The animation is decent, and varies a little to fit the style of the cartoon its ripping off. Music: The music is sexy and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Menus: The menus are extremely simple. The main menu is unanimated and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a still of each chapter. The Feature: Anime Fiction 1 collects scenes that take well known anime characters and put them together to have sex.
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Hypnotic Hookers
Release date: 11/20/2001
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003
Studio: Skin
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Jake Steed, Heather Lee, Lauren Montgomery, Scott Styles, Spice
Review brief: Running Time: 117 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 5 / 15 / 1996 (cover); pre-July 3, 1995 (movie) Director: Cheeks Cast: Tricia Devereaux, Lauren Montgomery, Heather Lee, Spice, Kyle Stone, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, and Scott Styles Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here, but with Tricia Devereaux and Lauren Montgomery here I cant resist checking it out. Initial Reaction: Its got plenty of hot sex, but poor camera work and an annoying gonzo director hold it back from getting close to its potential. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that feels like a DVD rather than a VHS tape or who wants above average technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. Some of it is nicely balanced, but Cheeks is behind the camera and talks frequently which comes off very muffled. Theres also plenty of wind and background noises. The video quality reminds me of a home movie with a drunk uncle behind the camera.
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Release date: 11/20/2001
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003
Studio: Skin
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Jake Steed, Heather Lee, Lauren Montgomery, Scott Styles, Spice
Review brief: Running Time: 117 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 5 / 15 / 1996 (cover); pre-July 3, 1995 (movie) Director: Cheeks Cast: Tricia Devereaux, Lauren Montgomery, Heather Lee, Spice, Kyle Stone, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, and Scott Styles Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here, but with Tricia Devereaux and Lauren Montgomery here I cant resist checking it out. Initial Reaction: Its got plenty of hot sex, but poor camera work and an annoying gonzo director hold it back from getting close to its potential. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that feels like a DVD rather than a VHS tape or who wants above average technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. Some of it is nicely balanced, but Cheeks is behind the camera and talks frequently which comes off very muffled. Theres also plenty of wind and background noises. The video quality reminds me of a home movie with a drunk uncle behind the camera.
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Leather (New Machine)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/26/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Kia, Mike Horner, Marc Wallice, Morgan Ray, Raquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spantaneeus Xtasty
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/26/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Kia, Mike Horner, Marc Wallice, Morgan Ray, Raquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spantaneeus Xtasty
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr.
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Raging Hormones (New Machine)
Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Christina, Jerry Butler, Makala, Toni Chase
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 1988 Director: None given Cast: Christina Appeleigh, Makala, Toni Chase, Jerry Butler, Jonathan Morgan, and Steve Drake Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to relive late eighties porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a hot or fun porno Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. On the plus side, there arent any background noises, its decently balanced, and it synchs well with the video rather than relying on a lot of dubbing. Unfortunately there are a more than a few comments from the crew that are more than noticeable as well as plenty of noise from the still cameras. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music shows why most everybody in the known world makes fun of porn music.
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Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Christina, Jerry Butler, Makala, Toni Chase
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 1988 Director: None given Cast: Christina Appeleigh, Makala, Toni Chase, Jerry Butler, Jonathan Morgan, and Steve Drake Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to relive late eighties porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a hot or fun porno Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. On the plus side, there arent any background noises, its decently balanced, and it synchs well with the video rather than relying on a lot of dubbing. Unfortunately there are a more than a few comments from the crew that are more than noticeable as well as plenty of noise from the still cameras. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music shows why most everybody in the known world makes fun of porn music.
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Janet Exposed 32: Threesomes 2
Release date: 8/23/2003
Reviewed on: 8/23/2003
Studio: Enigma Productions
Starring: Janet
Review brief: Running Time: 60 min. with 3 min. of recaps Production Date: 2 / 18 / 2002 Director: Janet and Steve Mason Cast: Janet Mason, Mr. Big, and Lex Initial Expectations: This is a new series for me, so Im keeping my mind open. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD is extremely problematic. Who Should Watch It : Anybody with a DVD player that will play anything Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with fussy DVD players or who wants nastier sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely impressive, especially for this type of feature. The audio is clear and well balanced. Theres no background noises and the only fault I could find was a soft hum in the background. The video is just as impressive. Theres barely any grain and the action is all very well lit. Theres a little camera shake, as it all appears to have been shot hand held, but the cameraman moves around just enough to let you see everything but not feel like you should take a Bonine.
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Release date: 8/23/2003
Reviewed on: 8/23/2003
Studio: Enigma Productions
Starring: Janet
Review brief: Running Time: 60 min. with 3 min. of recaps Production Date: 2 / 18 / 2002 Director: Janet and Steve Mason Cast: Janet Mason, Mr. Big, and Lex Initial Expectations: This is a new series for me, so Im keeping my mind open. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD is extremely problematic. Who Should Watch It : Anybody with a DVD player that will play anything Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with fussy DVD players or who wants nastier sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely impressive, especially for this type of feature. The audio is clear and well balanced. Theres no background noises and the only fault I could find was a soft hum in the background. The video is just as impressive. Theres barely any grain and the action is all very well lit. Theres a little camera shake, as it all appears to have been shot hand held, but the cameraman moves around just enough to let you see everything but not feel like you should take a Bonine.
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Raw 2: Uncensored (Nasty Pixxx)
Release date: 3/30/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Starring: John Decker, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, April, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tera Patrick, jessica drake, Bridgette Kerkove, Rafe, Bruno SX, Rachel Moore, Jennifer Andersson, Dru Berrymore, Rumika Powers
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 101 min. (cover states approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 7 / 15 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, April, Julie Meadows, Silvia Saint, Dru Berrymore, Jessica Drake, Tera Patrick, Rumiko Power, Rachel Moore, Jennifer Andersson, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Jay Ashley, Tyce Bune, John Decker, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Rafe, and Bruno Sx Initial Expectations: Raw 1 left me rejoicing for the invention known as a fast forward button. Needless to say, that doesnt do much for my expectations here. Initial Reaction: Its better than its predecessor, but still doesnt seem to know quite what it wants to be. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who isnt sure if they want to watch a porno or a behind the scenes feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of information on the making of a porn scene or who wants to see well done porn scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a little throughout the feature.
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Release date: 3/30/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Starring: John Decker, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, April, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tera Patrick, jessica drake, Bridgette Kerkove, Rafe, Bruno SX, Rachel Moore, Jennifer Andersson, Dru Berrymore, Rumika Powers
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 101 min. (cover states approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 7 / 15 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, April, Julie Meadows, Silvia Saint, Dru Berrymore, Jessica Drake, Tera Patrick, Rumiko Power, Rachel Moore, Jennifer Andersson, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Jay Ashley, Tyce Bune, John Decker, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Rafe, and Bruno Sx Initial Expectations: Raw 1 left me rejoicing for the invention known as a fast forward button. Needless to say, that doesnt do much for my expectations here. Initial Reaction: Its better than its predecessor, but still doesnt seem to know quite what it wants to be. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who isnt sure if they want to watch a porno or a behind the scenes feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of information on the making of a porn scene or who wants to see well done porn scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a little throughout the feature.
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Yes, Got Milk 2
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 5/24/2003
Studio: Cinderella
Review brief: Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 1 / 15 / 2001 (feature) 7 / 30 / 1997 (cover) Director: None credited, but Im guessing his name is Paul since thats what some of the talent calls him Cast: Jamie West, Renee Summers, Silver, Alexa, Rene, Tom Chapman, John West, Tony Eveready, Red, and Alex Initial Expectations: As with most fetish movies, Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty even collection of hits and misses. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks milk should come from a pair of jugs rather than the refrigerator Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants at least average technical aspects or who thinks milk should come in a plastic jug Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. A fair amount of it has an annoying buzzing to it almost as it somebody shoved a vibrator up the cameramans ass. It also has comments from the camera man to the cast, which is all but inexcusable in my opinion. Finally, the audio isnt balanced too well and is frequently a little hollow.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 5/24/2003
Studio: Cinderella
Review brief: Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 1 / 15 / 2001 (feature) 7 / 30 / 1997 (cover) Director: None credited, but Im guessing his name is Paul since thats what some of the talent calls him Cast: Jamie West, Renee Summers, Silver, Alexa, Rene, Tom Chapman, John West, Tony Eveready, Red, and Alex Initial Expectations: As with most fetish movies, Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty even collection of hits and misses. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks milk should come from a pair of jugs rather than the refrigerator Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants at least average technical aspects or who thinks milk should come in a plastic jug Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. A fair amount of it has an annoying buzzing to it almost as it somebody shoved a vibrator up the cameramans ass. It also has comments from the camera man to the cast, which is all but inexcusable in my opinion. Finally, the audio isnt balanced too well and is frequently a little hollow.
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Half-Pint Honies
Release date: 4/10/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Gauge, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Bridget Powers
Review brief: Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 2 / 25 / 2003 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Gauge, Bridget Powers, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Twigget, Mojo, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im really not sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: I almost fell asleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of midgets and Ed Powers style Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants something new Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Ed Powers, the technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio has a frequent whisper in the background, and if there are any background noises youre going to hear them. Surprisingly, however, the audio is balanced pretty well. The video is pretty close to VHS quality. It has a soft feel and a little pixelation, a fair amount of camera shake, and you frequently get to see Eds helpers and the camera. Surprisingly, the lighting is pretty good. Music: None Disc Complaints / Misleading Advertising: The cover for this DVD is horrible, and almost misleading.
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Release date: 4/10/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Gauge, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Bridget Powers
Review brief: Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 2 / 25 / 2003 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Gauge, Bridget Powers, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Twigget, Mojo, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im really not sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: I almost fell asleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of midgets and Ed Powers style Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants something new Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Ed Powers, the technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio has a frequent whisper in the background, and if there are any background noises youre going to hear them. Surprisingly, however, the audio is balanced pretty well. The video is pretty close to VHS quality. It has a soft feel and a little pixelation, a fair amount of camera shake, and you frequently get to see Eds helpers and the camera. Surprisingly, the lighting is pretty good. Music: None Disc Complaints / Misleading Advertising: The cover for this DVD is horrible, and almost misleading.
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Cathy's Diaries
Release date: 4/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 6 / 29 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Malissa Walker, Laura Jones, Carla St. James, Pete Le Meat, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: So far Ive been disappointed with almost everything Ive seen from Union Jaxxx. This doesnt give me high expectations here. Initial Reaction: Extreme boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to watch somebody new and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos fast forward button is broken Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises such as the stars being given direction and the cameraman tripping over what sounds like pop cans. The video is about the same quality. It has some grain but is nicely lit. Unfortunately, theres more than a few soft focus problems, a ton of jerky pans and zooms, and some obvious shadows from the cameraman that hold it back. It ends up looking like a beginners attempt at porn.
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Release date: 4/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 6 / 29 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Malissa Walker, Laura Jones, Carla St. James, Pete Le Meat, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: So far Ive been disappointed with almost everything Ive seen from Union Jaxxx. This doesnt give me high expectations here. Initial Reaction: Extreme boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to watch somebody new and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos fast forward button is broken Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises such as the stars being given direction and the cameraman tripping over what sounds like pop cans. The video is about the same quality. It has some grain but is nicely lit. Unfortunately, theres more than a few soft focus problems, a ton of jerky pans and zooms, and some obvious shadows from the cameraman that hold it back. It ends up looking like a beginners attempt at porn.
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A.E.R. Adult Entertainment Robot 1
Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Starring: Angel Long, Karina Clarke, Pete LeMeat, Michelle Thorne
Review brief: Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne, Angel Long, Jane Whitehouse, Pete Le Meat, Taylor-J., Rebecca Smyth, Lucy Law, Lee Henshaw, Karina Clark, Stephanie Grany, Sahra Wright, Laura Meadows, Beth Thornton, Justin Round, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed with anything from Union Jaxxx yet, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Perhaps the only thing more cleverly invented than the AERs is the fast forward button. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something cheesy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something very hot or well done Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly well done. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, but there are a few areas where the sound gets a little jumbled. The video has a slight bit of grain, but is normally very well lit. Music: Theres a little music, but its kept very quiet in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Starring: Angel Long, Karina Clarke, Pete LeMeat, Michelle Thorne
Review brief: Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne, Angel Long, Jane Whitehouse, Pete Le Meat, Taylor-J., Rebecca Smyth, Lucy Law, Lee Henshaw, Karina Clark, Stephanie Grany, Sahra Wright, Laura Meadows, Beth Thornton, Justin Round, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed with anything from Union Jaxxx yet, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Perhaps the only thing more cleverly invented than the AERs is the fast forward button. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something cheesy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something very hot or well done Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly well done. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, but there are a few areas where the sound gets a little jumbled. The video has a slight bit of grain, but is normally very well lit. Music: Theres a little music, but its kept very quiet in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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Saturday Night Beaver plus Tit-Fuck Frenzy
Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/17/2003
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Starring: Cathy Berry, Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, Kelly Watts, Geoff Pearce
Directed by: Phil Barry
Review brief: Saturday Night Beaver Running Time: 45 min. Production Date: 7 / 28 / 2001 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, and Kelly Watts Initial Expectations: For some reason, rather than sounding fun this one scares the heck out of me. Initial Reaction: This beaver isnt going to find much wood. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a bit to be desired. The first scene has a bit of background noise that makes it sounds as if it was done in a subway restroom. The balance is okay, but nothing too great. The video is also okay. There arent many technical problems, but the angles normally leave much to be desired. Music: The music is very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a slightly techno feel to it. Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature, which is extremely annoying. Luckily theres three chapters, which means you can move around the feature a little.
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Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/17/2003
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Starring: Cathy Berry, Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, Kelly Watts, Geoff Pearce
Directed by: Phil Barry
Review brief: Saturday Night Beaver Running Time: 45 min. Production Date: 7 / 28 / 2001 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, and Kelly Watts Initial Expectations: For some reason, rather than sounding fun this one scares the heck out of me. Initial Reaction: This beaver isnt going to find much wood. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a bit to be desired. The first scene has a bit of background noise that makes it sounds as if it was done in a subway restroom. The balance is okay, but nothing too great. The video is also okay. There arent many technical problems, but the angles normally leave much to be desired. Music: The music is very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a slightly techno feel to it. Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature, which is extremely annoying. Luckily theres three chapters, which means you can move around the feature a little.
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Best of Pacific Northwest Hardcore 1, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Liza, Georgina, Akane, CeeCee
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 70 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, CeeCee, Georgina, Liza, Maria, and a few guys Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers havent impressed me much so far, and Im not expecting them to start here. Initial Reaction: Its not too bad. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. Its often slightly out of balance and theres nothing edited out so you hear things like background noises and the cameraman asking the performers to do things like look at them before you see a flash of the still camera or give me some sort of facial reaction, which results in a stoned look. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is. Its normally well lit and doesnt show too much grain, but there are a few soft focus problems.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Liza, Georgina, Akane, CeeCee
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 70 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, CeeCee, Georgina, Liza, Maria, and a few guys Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers havent impressed me much so far, and Im not expecting them to start here. Initial Reaction: Its not too bad. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. Its often slightly out of balance and theres nothing edited out so you hear things like background noises and the cameraman asking the performers to do things like look at them before you see a flash of the still camera or give me some sort of facial reaction, which results in a stoned look. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is. Its normally well lit and doesnt show too much grain, but there are a few soft focus problems.
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Casting Couch 1 (Brookland Bros)
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/9/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Jasmine, Charis, Secily
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Secily, Charis, Jasmine, and an unnamed guy Initial Expectations: This is the first type of feature like this Ive seen from Brookland Brothers, so Im trying to keep an open mind even though I thought Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Panty Peeks 1 pretty much blew large hairy chunks. Initial Reaction: Its not as bad as Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Panty Peeks 1, but that isnt saying much. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of amateur action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes real audio to go with their sex scenes. Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. I know you never hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. The one actual sex scene does have some audio that appears real, but parts of that also feel dubbed.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/9/2003
Studio: Brookland Bros
Starring: Jasmine, Charis, Secily
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Secily, Charis, Jasmine, and an unnamed guy Initial Expectations: This is the first type of feature like this Ive seen from Brookland Brothers, so Im trying to keep an open mind even though I thought Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Panty Peeks 1 pretty much blew large hairy chunks. Initial Reaction: Its not as bad as Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Panty Peeks 1, but that isnt saying much. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of amateur action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes real audio to go with their sex scenes. Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. I know you never hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. The one actual sex scene does have some audio that appears real, but parts of that also feel dubbed.
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Casting Couch Confessions 9 (Wildlife)
Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 11/7/2002
Studio: Wildlife
Starring: Jewels, Layne Young, Claire Bandit, Marina Alexis, Alexis Scott, Shaudra, Daisy Thomas
Directed by: Tyce Bune
Review brief: Running Time: 109 min. (cover states over 2 hours) Production Date: 7 / 15 / 2002 Director: Tyce Bune Cast: Jewels Jade, Layne Young, Claire Bandit, Alexis Scott, Marina Alexis, Daisy Thomas, Shaudra Serandon, and Tyce Bune Initial Expectations: Tyce Bune has surprised me before, so Im hoping for another surprise here. Initial Reaction: I think Ed Powers might even laugh at this one. Who Should Watch It : Fans of real women, fresh talent, and porn obviously captured from tripods Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see pop shots in adult scenes Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty standard for this kind of feature. The audio is pretty well balanced, and there isnt much for background noises as long as the scene takes place indoors. When its outdoors, you might as well not even try to hear whats being said. Theres some pixelation in the video, but most of it only has some very slight grain. Theres also some very noticeable lighting inconsistencies, camera shake, and soft focus blurs. Music: None.
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Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 11/7/2002
Studio: Wildlife
Starring: Jewels, Layne Young, Claire Bandit, Marina Alexis, Alexis Scott, Shaudra, Daisy Thomas
Directed by: Tyce Bune
Review brief: Running Time: 109 min. (cover states over 2 hours) Production Date: 7 / 15 / 2002 Director: Tyce Bune Cast: Jewels Jade, Layne Young, Claire Bandit, Alexis Scott, Marina Alexis, Daisy Thomas, Shaudra Serandon, and Tyce Bune Initial Expectations: Tyce Bune has surprised me before, so Im hoping for another surprise here. Initial Reaction: I think Ed Powers might even laugh at this one. Who Should Watch It : Fans of real women, fresh talent, and porn obviously captured from tripods Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see pop shots in adult scenes Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty standard for this kind of feature. The audio is pretty well balanced, and there isnt much for background noises as long as the scene takes place indoors. When its outdoors, you might as well not even try to hear whats being said. Theres some pixelation in the video, but most of it only has some very slight grain. Theres also some very noticeable lighting inconsistencies, camera shake, and soft focus blurs. Music: None.
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Wrestling Vixxxens
Release date: 5/24/2002
Reviewed on: 10/18/2002
Studio: Pandora
Starring: Extacy, Rayn
Review brief: Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2001 Director: None listed Cast: Tracii Taylor, Rayn, Extacy, Missy Hyatt, and Tammy Sytch Initial Expectations: Ive never really been into wrestling, but Ive been so impress by everything else Ive seen from Pandora that I decided to pick this one up. Initial Reaction: Its easily Pandoras worst offering, but I still couldnt help but kinda like it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something softcore and who doesnt mind a little grain Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual wrestling or sex Audio /Video Quality: The only audio is the music, which is pretty consistent. The video has some bad pixelation and looks about like a second generation VHS copy. Its not lit too badly, but thats about the only good thing I can say about it. Ive often complained about the video quality in Pandoras releases, and when I look from where they are now compared to here, where they started, I can see that theyve made some good progress.
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Release date: 5/24/2002
Reviewed on: 10/18/2002
Studio: Pandora
Starring: Extacy, Rayn
Review brief: Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2001 Director: None listed Cast: Tracii Taylor, Rayn, Extacy, Missy Hyatt, and Tammy Sytch Initial Expectations: Ive never really been into wrestling, but Ive been so impress by everything else Ive seen from Pandora that I decided to pick this one up. Initial Reaction: Its easily Pandoras worst offering, but I still couldnt help but kinda like it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something softcore and who doesnt mind a little grain Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual wrestling or sex Audio /Video Quality: The only audio is the music, which is pretty consistent. The video has some bad pixelation and looks about like a second generation VHS copy. Its not lit too badly, but thats about the only good thing I can say about it. Ive often complained about the video quality in Pandoras releases, and when I look from where they are now compared to here, where they started, I can see that theyve made some good progress.
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Cage Bound Cuties
Release date: 7/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2002
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Megan [I] (ambiguous), Roxxi Raye, Tracy Christiansen, Barbie Brookes
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 3 / 1997 Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Roxxie Raye, Megan, Barbie Brookes, and Tracy Christiansen Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but Im kinda looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Although the third scene is fun, I was barely awake to notice it. Who Should Watch It : Fans of spanking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a little variety with bondage Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay, but very off balance at times. The dialogue is pretty clear, but theres a fair amount of background noise and some obvious dubbing. The video has a bit of grain and frequent soft focus problems, as well as a few artifacts. Music: None. Menus: The main menu is very different, and shows the video cover spinning around over some green good while the choices for the DVD sit alongside it. Its not an impressive main menu. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a nice sized picture of the scene.
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Release date: 7/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2002
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Megan [I] (ambiguous), Roxxi Raye, Tracy Christiansen, Barbie Brookes
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 3 / 1997 Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Roxxie Raye, Megan, Barbie Brookes, and Tracy Christiansen Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but Im kinda looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Although the third scene is fun, I was barely awake to notice it. Who Should Watch It : Fans of spanking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a little variety with bondage Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay, but very off balance at times. The dialogue is pretty clear, but theres a fair amount of background noise and some obvious dubbing. The video has a bit of grain and frequent soft focus problems, as well as a few artifacts. Music: None. Menus: The main menu is very different, and shows the video cover spinning around over some green good while the choices for the DVD sit alongside it. Its not an impressive main menu. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a nice sized picture of the scene.
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XXX (Gen XXX)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/22/2002
Studio: Gen XXX
Starring: Kim Kataine, Sid Deuce, Ian Daniels, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Anna Malle, Stephanie Swift, Jonathan Morgan, Davia Ardell, Dawn Burning
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: CENSORSHIP WARNING: An entire scene has been edited out of the movie between Davia and Ian Daniels near the start. Theres no mention of any editing on the cover or anywhere else that I found. Furthermore, both Ian and Davia are still listed on the boxcover. Im deducting a half point for the bad handling of the censorship. Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: cover states June 30, 1998, IAFD claims 1996, and the disclaimer before the movie states pre-July 1995. Im guessing the IAFD is probably right. Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Melissa Hill, Stephanie Swift, Anna Malle, Dawn Burning, Kim Kataine, Sindee Coxx, Sid Deuce, Jonathan Morgan, Steve Hatcher, and Randy West Initial Expectations: Ive had some mixed results from Nic Cramer, so Im keeping an open mind here. Initial Reaction: Its a very well done movie, but could have used a lot more attention for the video.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/22/2002
Studio: Gen XXX
Starring: Kim Kataine, Sid Deuce, Ian Daniels, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Anna Malle, Stephanie Swift, Jonathan Morgan, Davia Ardell, Dawn Burning
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: CENSORSHIP WARNING: An entire scene has been edited out of the movie between Davia and Ian Daniels near the start. Theres no mention of any editing on the cover or anywhere else that I found. Furthermore, both Ian and Davia are still listed on the boxcover. Im deducting a half point for the bad handling of the censorship. Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: cover states June 30, 1998, IAFD claims 1996, and the disclaimer before the movie states pre-July 1995. Im guessing the IAFD is probably right. Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Melissa Hill, Stephanie Swift, Anna Malle, Dawn Burning, Kim Kataine, Sindee Coxx, Sid Deuce, Jonathan Morgan, Steve Hatcher, and Randy West Initial Expectations: Ive had some mixed results from Nic Cramer, so Im keeping an open mind here. Initial Reaction: Its a very well done movie, but could have used a lot more attention for the video.
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Fuck You, Ass Whores 5
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/5/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Sana Fey, Mark Davis, Inari Vachs, Jake Steed, Cassandra Knight, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Christgen Wolf, Emilia, Amber Michaels, Nancy Vee
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Running Time: 111 min. Production Date: 7 / 13 - 14 / 1998 Director: Alex Ladd Cast: Inari Vachs, Sana Fey, Nancy Vee, Amber Michaels, Cassandra Knight, Christgen Wolf, Emilia, Marc Davis, Jake Steed, Tyce Bune, and Vince Voyeur Initial Expectations: Ive had pretty good luck with Metros all sex features, so Im expecting at least an average feature. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars and people who only want a little anal sex in scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of anal sex or intense anal sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is spotty. Frequently theres no sex sounds in the scene, and when there are the audio is fairly low. There are also a few times when you can hear the stars being given directions. The video is pretty clear, and has the same feel as a well done home video. Music: The music is at a comfortable level, but is frequently the only audio in the scene. Its also some of the most annoying bad porno music Ive heard in a long time.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/5/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Sana Fey, Mark Davis, Inari Vachs, Jake Steed, Cassandra Knight, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Christgen Wolf, Emilia, Amber Michaels, Nancy Vee
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Running Time: 111 min. Production Date: 7 / 13 - 14 / 1998 Director: Alex Ladd Cast: Inari Vachs, Sana Fey, Nancy Vee, Amber Michaels, Cassandra Knight, Christgen Wolf, Emilia, Marc Davis, Jake Steed, Tyce Bune, and Vince Voyeur Initial Expectations: Ive had pretty good luck with Metros all sex features, so Im expecting at least an average feature. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars and people who only want a little anal sex in scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of anal sex or intense anal sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is spotty. Frequently theres no sex sounds in the scene, and when there are the audio is fairly low. There are also a few times when you can hear the stars being given directions. The video is pretty clear, and has the same feel as a well done home video. Music: The music is at a comfortable level, but is frequently the only audio in the scene. Its also some of the most annoying bad porno music Ive heard in a long time.
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Up for Grabs 2: Silvia Saint
Release date: 3/3/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Silvia Saint, Nina, Peach, Autumn Haze, Sky Taylor, Maya Divine, Tanya Danielle
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 9 / 13 / 1999, 10 / 21 / 1999, 7 / 20 / 2000, 10 / 12 / 2000, 12 / 28 / 2000 Director: None listed Cast: Silvia Saint, Wendy (Maya) Divine, Sky Taylor, Tanya Danielle, Autumn Haze, Nina, Peach, and Initial Expectations: Up for Grabs Vol. 1 pretty much sucked, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: The only things that should be happy with this one is the guys collecting the sucker checks from the people who bought it and the fast forward button on your remote. Who Should Watch It : Extreme (and I mean extreme) fans of the stars only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos expectations are above poor Audio /Video Quality: The audio is average at best. The balance changes throughout the scene, which is a little annoying, and some parts are horribly off balance. Theres also quite a bit of outdoor background noise, since all the scenes are set outdoors, as well as frequent comments from the director that never got edited out.
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Release date: 3/3/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Silvia Saint, Nina, Peach, Autumn Haze, Sky Taylor, Maya Divine, Tanya Danielle
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 9 / 13 / 1999, 10 / 21 / 1999, 7 / 20 / 2000, 10 / 12 / 2000, 12 / 28 / 2000 Director: None listed Cast: Silvia Saint, Wendy (Maya) Divine, Sky Taylor, Tanya Danielle, Autumn Haze, Nina, Peach, and Initial Expectations: Up for Grabs Vol. 1 pretty much sucked, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: The only things that should be happy with this one is the guys collecting the sucker checks from the people who bought it and the fast forward button on your remote. Who Should Watch It : Extreme (and I mean extreme) fans of the stars only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos expectations are above poor Audio /Video Quality: The audio is average at best. The balance changes throughout the scene, which is a little annoying, and some parts are horribly off balance. Theres also quite a bit of outdoor background noise, since all the scenes are set outdoors, as well as frequent comments from the director that never got edited out.
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Up For Grabs: Tera Patrick
Release date: 2/16/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Chandler, Nina, Erik Everhard, Tera Patrick, Jade Marcela, Sky Taylor, Barbie Bell
Review brief: Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999, 7 / 20 / 2000, and 10 / 12 / 2000 Director: None listed (which never gives anybody a good feeling as they start to watch a feature) Cast: Tera Patrick, Jade Marcella, Chandler, Sky Taylor, Barbie Bell, Nina, Erik Everhard, and several guys who I dont recognize and who arent given credit Initial Expectations: Something about this one worries me. Initial Reaction: The title is ironically appropriate. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the performers Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for an interactive feature or hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is average at best. The balance changes throughout the scene, which is a little annoying, and some parts are horribly off balance. Theres also quite a bit of outdoor background noise, since all the scenes are set outdoors, as well as frequent comments from the director that never got edited out. The video has a soft feel to it, almost as if it was shot on film. Its also has frequent problems with shadows in many of the shots.
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Release date: 2/16/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Chandler, Nina, Erik Everhard, Tera Patrick, Jade Marcela, Sky Taylor, Barbie Bell
Review brief: Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999, 7 / 20 / 2000, and 10 / 12 / 2000 Director: None listed (which never gives anybody a good feeling as they start to watch a feature) Cast: Tera Patrick, Jade Marcella, Chandler, Sky Taylor, Barbie Bell, Nina, Erik Everhard, and several guys who I dont recognize and who arent given credit Initial Expectations: Something about this one worries me. Initial Reaction: The title is ironically appropriate. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the performers Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for an interactive feature or hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is average at best. The balance changes throughout the scene, which is a little annoying, and some parts are horribly off balance. Theres also quite a bit of outdoor background noise, since all the scenes are set outdoors, as well as frequent comments from the director that never got edited out. The video has a soft feel to it, almost as if it was shot on film. Its also has frequent problems with shadows in many of the shots.
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