Janet Exposed 32: Threesomes 2 Review

Running Time: 60 min. with 3 min. of recaps

Production Date: 2 / 18 / 2002

Director: Janet and Steve Mason

Cast: Janet Mason, Mr. Big, and Lex

Initial Expectations: This is a new series for me, so I’m keeping my mind open.

Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD is extremely problematic.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody with a DVD player that will play anything

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with fussy DVD players or who wants nastier sex

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely impressive, especially for this type of feature. The audio is clear and well balanced. There’s no background noises and the only fault I could find was a soft hum in the background. The video is just as impressive. There’s barely any grain and the action is all very well lit. There’s a little camera shake, as it all appears to have been shot hand held, but the cameraman moves around just enough to let you see everything but not feel like you should take a Bonine.

Music: None

Disc Problems / Complaints: First, I had major problems running this DVD. At first it wouldn’t play on either of my DVD players, with my more sensitive player rejecting it faster than I’ve seen it reject any other DVD. I made sure it was clear and tried it repeatedly since my less sensitive player seemed like it wanted to play it. When it finally started working I was about two tries from deeming it my newest coaster. I still had problems after that, and watched a few portions of the movie in fast forward mode because the one player which would play it would skip past some of the problem spots on the disc that way. Second, there’s no time stamp anywhere on the DVD. This is one of my biggest pet peeves as I like to jump around in the movie. Without a time stamp, I can’t do this. It also means that for anybody with a DVD player that allows them to start right where they left off if they want to stop watching and restart later has to start at the beginning of whatever chapter they were it. Finally, the lack of a time stamp makes a DVD feel amateurish to me, as my understanding is that it takes next to nothing for cost or effort to include a time stamp on a DVD. I don’t think janet-exposed.com has been putting out DVDs for long, so I’m hoping this will soon become a thing of the past. Due to the combination of these things, I can’t help but penalize the overall score of the DVD severely. If I ever see a change, I will update this review accordingly.

Menus: The menus are pretty basic. The main menu has a small clip from the movie and a decent feeling. The chapter menu is very basic and lets you choose a scene based on a still from each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature: Janet’s still at it and on another interracial adventure. She’s brought back Mr. Big as well as bringing in her new friend Lex. Both guys are black, while Janet’s a cute and spunky (in personality as well as complexion after her scenes) redhead in her mid-30s with a very nice body. She looks like your typical housewife, and advertises herself on her website as “loving wife, devoted mother, exhibitionist, swinger”.

After a little chit-chat with Steve (aka Mr. Janet) behind the camera, Janet lets Lex kiss and lick his way from the tips of her toes to the heart of her hoochie. The guys team up to give Janet a thorough oral warmup before Janet decides to see if it’s as good to give as it is to receive by taking Mr. Big’s tongue in her twat and Lex’s manhood in her mouth. Janet also gets a little fingering for her amazing ass and her toes sucked while she and the boys caress each other. Mr. Big gets to give Janet the first poke, which she takes missionary style while sometimes sucking Lex’s cock. Mr. Big fucks her until he pops in her pussy, and afterwards Janet heads over to suck out the last few drops. Lex follows suit, giving Janet a sloppy cream pie. Afterwards, Janet shows off the cream pie from a few angles while laughing about it and thoroughly enjoying herself.

This is a very likeable scene with some great heat. Janet and the guys have great chemistry and look like they want nothing more than to please each other and have a great time. This makes the scene work despite its limitations, such as very limited camera work, only one position, and Janet not really getting to show off many oral skills. There’s a fair amount of things that I could complain about here, but I enjoyed the scene! This is amateur porn, and it delivered on everything that I’ve come to expect from amateur porn.

Janet, Mr. Big, and Lex get back together for a second round. After a little caressing, Janet decides that it’s time to give Lex some oral attention. She lets the guys fingerbang both her holes while she sucks Lex, and then turns her mouth towards Mr. Big’s boner while Lex nails her from behind. The guys seem to have a little trouble fucking her from behind, but after a few minutes take the time to lube her up a bit. Janet does her best fingercuffs impression before taking another pair of cream pies.

This is another great looking scene, but the DVD started having major problems and I ended up watching most of it at about 8X scan. Janet and the guys looked like they were having a great time once again, even with the problems and extra lube requirements. I really wish I could have seen more of this scene as Janet looked every bit as enjoyable here as elsewhere.

Janet Exposed 32: Threesomes, Vol. 2 is a very nice bit of interracial porn. Janet is immensely enjoyable, and looks like she’s into every single moment. She’s obviously a couple years older than the typical pornstar, but she still has a great body that I can easily believe still turns eyes. The guys are also pretty good here. They don’t seem to get into it nearly as much as Janet does, but they put some nice energy into it and look like they’re trying to please Janet as best they can. Janet Exposed 32: Threesomes, Vol. 2 is a very likeable amateur feature with some nice chemistry and energy, and should please fans of interracial group sex.

Extras: The photo gallery can be viewed with or without music. It lasts about two and a half minutes with five seconds per decent looking full screen photo. There’s also trailers for ten of Janet’s other movies.

Themes: Straight, amateur, interracial, group, rimming (male > female), toe-ing, internal pop shots, and anal (finger)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

Overall: You can find Janet’s DVDs on her website for $24 (if you’re a member of her site) or $32 if you’re not. I’d suggest skipping this one. The sex is very nice and has a great feel of realism, the transfer is well above average, but there isn’t much for extras.

Note to janet-exposed.com: First please watch your quality control better. I would have blamed shipping damages on the problems here, but I didn’t see any scratches on the DVD and the problems seemed to happen almost at random. Beyond that, a little polish could go a long way. It’s great to see you putting some effort into getting well done technical aspects, but the addition of a time stamp is a must, in my opinion. More extras would also be nice, such as an interview, outtakes, or maybe one of the quickies you mention on your website.

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