astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 222)
Release date: 11/27/2014
Reviewed on: 11/27/2011
Studio: Roman Video
Starring: Caroline Pierce, Sabrina, Naomi, Petra, Monica, Victoria Zdrok, Pantera, Monica Sweetheart, Olivia Saint, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Tory Lane, Barbara Summers, Lorenna
Review brief: This is a disappointing compilation. The POV facesitting aspect is often hokey and never seems close to facesitting. If that isn't enough, the scenes often feel like they're not complete scenes and are just cut out of bigger scenes. The technical aspects are okay, but there's nothing worth mentioning for extras. You're not missing much if you pass this one by.
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Release date: 6/29/2011
Reviewed on: 9/24/2011
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: Veronica, Justine, Jenna, Brittney, Natali Lamas
Review brief: This is another Unparalleled Productions release that should be easy to pass by. The sex hovers around or just below the average mark, but the technical aspects are inconsistent and often very poor. There's also virtually no effort put into the extras. Skip this one.
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Release date: 7/10/2011
Reviewed on: 8/23/2011
Studio: Third World Media
Starring: Zara, Mintra, Weene, Thanya
Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: This one just didn't work for me. The BDSM seemed off somehow and there was an inconsistent feeling jumping around in some of the scenes that just didn't work for me. The technical aspects seemed nicely done for the release, but there's no real effort put into the extras. Aim low on this one if you need to check it out.
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Release date: 4/20/2011
Reviewed on: 8/11/2011
Studio: Venom
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Chris Johnson, Derrick Pierce, Mikey Butders, Jayden Jaymes, Phoenix Marie, Vannah Sterling, Angelina Castro, Angela Aspen
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: This is a compilation release masked as a fresh release. Angela Aspen easily takes the prize for her scene with Cheyne Collins, but the rest of the scenes hovered around the average mark. The technical aspects were good but as usual with compilations there wasn't any real effort put into the extras. This one should be easy to pass by.
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Release date: 3/15/2010
Reviewed on: 8/5/2011
Studio: Third World Media
Starring: Satsuki, Aya Sakaki, Meguru Kosaka, Seira Rando, Miku Anzai
Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: Aim low or rent this one if you need to see it. The action hovers around the average mark and never drew me in too well. The technical aspects are below average and held back further by an obnoxious watermark. Add in a lack of care towards the extras and you're not missing too much if you pass this one by.
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Release date: 5/18/2011
Reviewed on: 6/23/2011
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Starring: Samantha, Amanda, Desire, George Uhl, Julie Silver, Breanna
Review brief: Pass this one by. The action is pretty average and only has anal in three of the five scenes in a ninety minute release. There's virtually no effort put into the extras and the technical aspects are very weak. This is a very disappointing release.
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Release date: 3/21/2011
Reviewed on: 5/6/2011
Studio: Freaky Empire
Starring: Carla, Alicia, Jordan, Apple, Brian Pumper, Ke Ke
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: Pass this one by. Although it looks like a brand new cream pie release, instead it's a compilation of four to five year old scenes with little known girls. The sex is hot and the technical aspects are good, but it isn't in 16:9 HD widescreen as the cover claims and it sure as hell isn't new or worth the price tag it's put at.
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Release date: 5/4/2010
Reviewed on: 3/4/2011
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Billy Glide, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Madison Scott, Carmen McCarthy, Tanner Mayes, Cyrus King, April O'Neil, Tiffany Star
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: This one is easily skipped. Evan Stone quickly becomes a liability and neither he or the camera seem to realize that the sex part is about the couples having sex instead of Evan talking or goofing off. The sex is average at best and by halfway through the movie I didn't care about any of it. The technical aspects are pretty average but the extras show a touch of effort with a very nice behind the scenes featurette. That's not enough to save this one, however, so save yourself some time and pass it by.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 2/27/2011
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Angel, Damon, Tara Tainton, Code T., Emma Gold, Kyrie Eleison, Curious James
Review brief: Pass this one by. The normally reliable Tara Tainton and Code turn out what might be the weakest scene I've seen from them and Kyrie Eleison's scene isn't even fit to include as cut footage from a movie. Angel does okay, but Emma Gold's the real star here who turns out a fun solo scene that actually makes it past the average mark. The technical aspects hover a bit below average, which isn't new for amateur porn, and as usual with Homegrown the extras are completely generic and recycled. This is a disappointing release.
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Release date: 5/4/2010
Reviewed on: 2/21/2011
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: King James, Kensey Knox, Lya Pink, Dizzy Dee, Sean Swipe, Jenny Lo, Kelly Surfer, Lacey Dash, Lexxi Lowe
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: If you want hot orgy action, this isn't the best place to look. With the same three guys taking on four girls in one scene and three in the other it never seems big enough to feel like a real orgy. The technical aspects are okay and the extras show a bit of effort with a fun behind the scenes, but overall this release comes out all too forgettable.
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Release date: 12/14/2010
Reviewed on: 1/17/2011
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Ian Daniels, Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, John West, Eric Masterson, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Dexter, Noname Jane, Mark Wood, Joey Ray, Trinity, Maya Divine, Dru Berrymore, Barrett Blade, Jason Zupalo, Talon, Ana Nova, Gia Jordan, Shy Love, Melissa Lauren, Alisha Bizart, Buster Good, Holly Wellin, Nicki Hunter, Luscious Lopez, Joanna Angel, Eric Swiss
Review brief: This collection of fifteen anal scenes had plenty going for it. A nice mix of styles combined with threesomes, interracial action, and cum going almost everywhere it could should have made it where almost anybody who likes anal action could find something they like. Instead, the sloppy reformatting of the aspect ratio makes this compilation barely watchable and I wouldn't blame anybody for skipping this release because of it.
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Release date: 8/3/2009
Reviewed on: 11/18/2009
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Rachel, Kitty, Molly, Linzi
Review brief: This is another disappointing Homegrown release. It shows a few flashes of hope with Molly and Kitty, but the rest of the movie dashes those hopes. Between two lackluster scenes, a cock so small the girl has a hard time giving a blowjob, and technical aspects that leave more than a bit to be desired there's plenty to hold this one back. Throw in recycled extras and false cover claims and you have yet another disappointing Homegrown release.
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Release date: 10/5/2009
Reviewed on: 11/8/2009
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Tom, Candy, Daphne, Tim, Drew, Damon Wild, Jay Rock, Screech Grind, Lexi Diamond, October Daring
Review brief: This is a pretty easy release to pass by. Candy and Lexi Diamond turn out nice scenes, but most of the movie is easy to forget and due to weak authoring my extremely reliable player repeatedly locked up during the first scene. The technical aspects are pretty average, but as usual with Homegrown releases the extras are very generic and don't even deliver what the cover claims. This release had a little potential, and then did nothing to it while shooting itself in the foot not delivering what it claims.
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Release date: 9/22/2008
Reviewed on: 8/9/2009
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Misty, Jamie, Tara, Chassitie
Review brief: This is a fairly forgettable release. The girls are obviously new to being in front of the camera, but Chassitie is the only one who's performance makes it past the average mark and the guys never bring much to the scene. The technical aspects are weak and the extras are also recycled from other releases. This should be a fairly easy DVD to skip.
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Release date: 7/4/2007
Reviewed on: 8/1/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Sunshine, Essence, Carmen Hayes, Vida Valentine, Candace Von, Kapri Styles, Misty Stone, Ariel Alexus, Beauty Dior
Directed by: B Dawg
Review brief: Ironically, this release sucks. The girls are cute and often put in some nice effort, but every scene is held back by horribly editing along with frequently poor camera work and guys who want to either run off at the mouth or lay there like a log. The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark and the extras barely show any effort while the cover offers more than what's on the DVD. This should be an easy release to skip.
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Release date: 11/20/2007
Reviewed on: 7/12/2009
Studio: LFP Video
Starring: Nick East, Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Selena Steele, Penny Porsche, Vanessa Videl, Mae Victoria, Claire LaFemmeDC
Directed by: Bonnie Clyde
Review brief: This is a complete dud of a release. The scenes are all annoying to varying degrees with the women acting bitchy and playing to the camera, and only Mae Victoria's scene makes it past the average mark. The technical aspects show a bit of care, but there isn't even the effort in the extras to include a photo gallery or weblink. This is a release that should be easy to pass by.
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Release date: 1/20/2007
Reviewed on: 6/24/2009
Studio: FYA
Starring: Jennifer Steele, Kate Frost, Rebecca Love, Chloe Knight, Chevon Taylor
Review brief: This one's a dud. The scenes feel drawn out beyond reason with the girls looking like they're putting out some nice effort, but also they also mug the camera repeatedly as well as staring off as if they're looking for direction. Throw in technical aspects that are often weak and no effort towards the extras and this one should be very easy to ignore.
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Release date: 3/17/2009
Reviewed on: 5/28/2009
Studio: Amateur District
Starring: Cassidy, Dylan, Star, Julissa, J Star
Review brief: Pass this one by or aim very cheap. This is one of those movies where amateur really means sloppy. Dylan and Cassidy Clay each turn out nice performances, but Dommy B. brings everything down about the movie he can from behind the camera. The technical aspects are also weak and there's no real effort put into the extras. This is a dud of a release.
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Release date: 3/3/2009
Reviewed on: 3/29/2009
Studio: Venus Girls
Starring: Carolyn Reese
Directed by: J. Hunter
Review brief: Aim very low on this one or pass it by. Caroline Reese does a great job in each of the scenes, but with only one of the five scenes involving any bisexual action and three of the other scenes being one-on-one scenes this one doesn't come close to living up to the title. The release is further held back by absolutely no extras (which isn't unusual on a fetish release) and the video being skewed due to it being stretched from the full frame format to the widescreen ratio for an anamorphic presentation. This release could have had potential but just takes too many wrong turns.
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/17/2009
Studio: Mr. X Productions
Starring: Peaches, Tricia, Jazmine Leih, Nyomi Banxxx, Abbey Brooks, Oh, Loona Luxx
Review brief: This is a complete dud of a release. The movie feels cheap with most of the girls looking like they can't wait to get their check. The technical aspects are poor with frequent camera motion, inconsistent lighting, and plenty of background noises. If that isn't enough, there's absolutely nothing for extras. This release makes me wonder how Mr. X Productions is still around.
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Release date: 5/13/2008
Reviewed on: 2/6/2009
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Christian XXX, Daisy, Dino Bravo, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Will Powers, Jay Huntington, Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Justin Syder, Brooke Banner
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: This is one heck of a stupid movie. The Love Twins show that there's no doubt if they'd be able to act their way out of a wet paper bag (no they can't) and suck any humor that might have been in the movie back out. The sex is better, but not much as it hovers around the average mark and is held back by choppy editing and shaky camera work. The most effort for the release seems to be put into the extras, as the bonus scenes last roughly a third again as long as the feature and behind the scenes featurette put together. This is a dud of a release.
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Release date: 11/13/2007
Reviewed on: 12/23/2008
Studio: Silver Sinema
Starring: Janine Lindemulder, Danny, Jacqueline, Bobby, Maya, Jenna, Romeo, Lance, Maya Lee, Phat Zane, Matt Daddy, Aileen
Review brief: This one leaves plenty to be desired. Jacqueline and Maya Lee each show some nice potential, but most of the movie has an all around sloppy and amateurish feeling that did very little for me. The technical aspects barely make it past the average mark, and the extras are pretty bare bones and don't deliver what the cover claims. If you really need to check it out, aim low or rent this one, but you might be better off just passing it by.
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Release date: 11/26/2008
Reviewed on: 12/8/2008
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Sergio, Seth Dickens, Richard Kline, Jessica Young, Brad Hardy, Angelina Valentine, Emma Heart, Beverly Hills
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Skip this one. The glory hole action might be okay for those who are glory hole fans, but the action is so limited here that it's often very boring. Throw in misguided attempts at being artistic that result in poor technical aspects and this one only gets worse. There is a little effort put into the extras, but it's not nearly enough to do anything for this release. This one's a dud.
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Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/26/2007
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn, Nadia Nyce, Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Kody Coxxx, Nicki Hunter, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Brett Maverick
Review brief: This is one of the worst anal movies I've watched in recent memory. The girls do a good job, but the camera work is average at best, the editing is poor, and Brett Maverick seems to have no clue that the viewer wants to see the girls take it in the ass rather than listening to him talk. The technical aspects are weak, and although there are some extras, there's nothing really special here. Pass this one by.
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Release date: 9/25/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2007
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Starring: Gina Ryder, John West, Joey Ray, Anthony Hardwood, Taylor Rain, Trent Tesoro, Cindy Crawford, Dick Delaware, Jessica Jaymes, L.A. Lamann
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: This release is so average that it will be hard to remember it even moments after watching it. Taylor Rain has a nice anal scene with Trent Tesoro, but Cindy's threesome with John West and Dick Delaware was boring and bland and her scene with Anthony Hardwood was surprisingly tame. The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark, and although there's about an hour of extras, only six minutes actually pertains to this release. This one just didn't do much for me.
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