Anal & Facial Assassination Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/23/2011

Running Time: 90 min.

Production Date: 4 / 2 / 2011

Director: None given

Cast: Amanda, Breanna, Desire (aka Lucie Theodorova), Julie Silver, Samantha, George Uhl, and a couple uncredited guys

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is average at best and has some very noticeable background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen, and just plain doesn't look right. It appears to be stretched to the widescreen aspect ratio from the full screen ratio, and has a murky look like you're watching it through a dirty window or beer goggles. This is not a well presented release.

The Movie: Anal & Facial Assassination collects five scenes containing, you guessed it, anal and facials. The scenes look to not be new scenes, but a collection of old, and possibly unreleased scenes featuring European performers.

George helps dirty blonde Julie strip down so he can suck her tits and lick and finger her pussy as she sits back on a fur covered chair. She sucks his cock in return while mugging the camera before laying back to let him fuck and finger her. George plays with her ass a little before fucking it missionary style. He works his way between her holes and pulls out to pop around them before going right back to poking her pussy and her face. Julie gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style, and lets George pick her up to tap her ass before taking it from behind. They also get in an anal cowgirl with a little more standing action before Julie sucks him to a second pop on her face.

Dirty blonde Amanda starts out tied to a bed in a sexy schoolgirl inspired outfit as her partner checks himself out in the mirror. He moves over to the bed to grope her and eat her pussy before letting her loose form the bed and fucking her missionary style. Amanda sucks his cock before letting him fuck her doggie style, and then rolls to the side to let him fuck each of her holes. She gets up for the reverse cowgirl anal before sucking her guy clean and then turning around for the traditional anal cowgirl with a little gaping mixed in. They even get in a bit of anal spooning before Amanda takes a nice facial finish.

Brunette Desire paints her toenails sitting on the staircase wearing a little pink lingerie as a guy walks by with a ladder and then returns for some sex. They kiss and play lightly before she sucks his cock and lets him fuck her face. He fucks Desire's pussy doggie style before she gets on top to ride him in each of the cowgirls. They move on with some anal spooning, missionary work, and pile driving before the guy lets Desire have a nice facial finish.

George gets it on with brunette Breanna on the couch kissing before starting to strip her down to play with her pussy. She leans over to suck his cock, and George plays with her pussy a little more before fucking it missionary style. He continues to play with her pussy as they move through the cowgirls, and Breanna gives him a little more head before letting him fuck her doggie style and spoon her. Finally she lets George stroke himself onto her face without ever letting him tap her ass.

Samantha starts out in a sexy black pinstriped outfit sitting on a well dressed guy's lap letting him suck her big tits. She has him lay back so she can suck his cock before stripping down a bit to let him eat her pussy. They start fucking cowgirl style before spinning around for the reverse cowgirl. She also lets him spoon her and mixes in a little more oral action for him before letting him take her doggie style. They sixty nine and finally finish things with a decent facial finish.

Anal & Facial Assassination might have been better named Anal or Facial Assassination. Julie, Amanda, and Desire each put out the ass fairly well, but Breanna and Samantha never give a hint of it. The chemistry is okay in each of the scenes, but never gets too far beyond the average mark. The camera work is below average and often seems just a little too tight on the action so that it's not unusual for part of somebody's head to get cut off. If not for a title that suggests this being a full on anal movie with a facial in each scene (and thankfully each girl does take a facial), this would have seemed like a very average movie. By only including anal in three of the five scenes, however, Anal & Facial Assassination comes up short.

The Extras: A photo gallery lasting a little under three minutes.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Skip it.

Note to Unparalleled Productions: If this is the type of release you're going to put out, please have your price point so that retailers can offer it for less than the price of a six pack a shitty beer.

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