Big Boobs the Hard Way 3 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/24/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 109 min.

Production Date: 9 / 28 / 2006, 11 / 16 / 2006, 12 / 5, 12 / 2006

Director: Michael Bushler

Cast: Chavon Taylor, Chloe Knight (aka Chloe Von Elson), Jennifer Steele, Kate Frost, Rebecca Love, Alex Gonz, Anthony Hardwood, and Reno

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This series hasn't been too impressive, but with Kate Frost I can't help but have a little hope.

Initial Reaction: It leaves a lot to be desired

Who Should Watch It : Extreme big boob fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie where the people behind the camera appear competent

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is fairly well balanced, but there are also quite a few background noises that intrude on the action. For part of the second scene the audio between the performers even disappears completely for a little while! The video is presented in the full frame format and also falls a bit short. There's a little grain throughout the presentation as well as plenty of lighting imbalances and inconsistencies and a little camera motion.

Music: The music is cheesy generic porn music, but thankfully rests in the background through most of the movie.

Menus: The main menu gives a few stills and the choices in an extremely basic and unimpressive manner. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene as well as the name(s) of the girl(s) in it.

The Feature

The Big Boobs the Hard Way series works itself around big boobs with a generic porno style. Each scene has a small opening to lead into the scenes, and the camera pays a little extra attention to the tits as they performers get it on.

Dyed redhead Rebecca calls up Reno to let him know her hubby's out of town before laying back with the same smutty book that everybody else in the series seems to be reading. She greets Reno with a kiss wearing sexy lingerie when he arrives and lights some candles before they kiss and bit more and he helps her out of her corset to worship her big tits. Rebecca gives him a lap dance as he gropes her before dropping down to tease him through his pants, undress him, and titty fuck his cock. She mixes in a bit of stroking as she warms him up and gives his balls some attention before riding him reverse cowgirl style. Rebecca turns around for the cowgirl ride and lays back for him to pile drive her before laying back on the couch so Reno can eat her pussy and fuck her missionary style. They finish things up with Reno fucking Rebecca from behind before he strokes himself off onto her face.

This scene hovers around the average mark. Rebecca is cute and puts out some nice energy and vocals, but as usual with this series the work behind the camera leaves plenty to be desired with angles that seem a little off, lackluster editing, and lighting that's far from consistent. Rebecca does a pretty good job through this scene, but her performance was constantly held back by things out of her control. This is an okay at best way to start the movie.

Busty black babe Chavon lets Anthony know that she likes to fuck after he comments on how he liked the romantic aspect of the movie they went to. He's a little unsure but starts kissing her passionately before they explore each other's body while helping each other strip down. Anthony admires her nice big tits before Chavon drops down to mouth his manhood, and then goes back to worshiping her tits and having her titty fuck him when she comes back up. Anthony tongues her twat in return before fucking it missionary style and spooning it. Chavon mixes in a little cocksucking with riding it in each of the cowgirls as well as letting Anthony take her in pile driver and doggie. Finally she takes a decent load on her tits.

This scene doesn't even make the average mark. The opening is a bit cheesy, which isn't anything new, but shows some decent potential with chemistry between Chavon and Anthony and some nice boob worship. The falls apart as the scene drags on over roughly a half hour with Chavon constantly looking off screen as if she's afraid somebody's going to run off with her check for the day. Throw in wonderful blunders like the audio from Chavon and Anthony disappearing and you have a scene that's easy to pass by.

Hot bottle blonde Kate starts out the penultimate scene in a little pink frilly bra and panties talking with darker bottle blonde Jennifer, in sexy black lingerie about the guy she's dating before they start talking about their boobs and checking out each other's. They start admiring each other's tits orally and rubbing them together before Kate starts rubbing Jennifer from behind and rubbing her tits over her ass. They play with each other while playing to the camera before Jennifer sits on Kate's face and then lays back for her to mix in a little finger play as she eats her. Kate also brings a jackrabbit style vibe into the mix before they close things up with a little more kissing.

This is one of the better scenes in the movie, yet still comes up a bit short. Kate and Jennifer look fantastic, and there's nice chemistry between them. The scene moves at a pretty good pace, but the constant camera mugging and playing to the camera as “you” just didn't work for me. I was also disappointed that the roles were never mixed up so Kate could receive while Jennifer gave. This could have been a smoking hot scene, but instead it just makes it past the average mark.

Heavily tattooed busty brunette Chloe, in a little schoolgirl outfit complete with plaid skirt and white button down top, visits Alex, dressed as the mad hatter before sucking on his pipe. When he lets her know he was thinking of her tits she quickly breaks them out and lets him suck them with plenty of kissing mixed in between them. Alex continues to worship her tits as she sits on his lap, and lets her take off her sexy black platform pumps before worshiping them a little more. Chloe has him stand up so she can admire his cock and balls with her hands, mouth, and tits before riding him reverse cowgirl style with a little more oral mixed in for each of them before they spoon. Finally, Chloe gets down for a decent pop in and around her mouth that she drools back out onto her tits.

This is yet another scene to hover just below the average mark. There's something I really loved about the trashy Alice in Wonderland role playing opening, and Chloe has a great attitude through the scene. That said, I was more than a little put off by her excessive tattoos and for a scene to only have two positions when it lasts roughly a half hour made it really drag on. This had the potential to be a very hot and very fun scene, but once again the lack of skill behind the camera never let it get there.

Big Boobs the Hard Way 3 leaves plenty to be desired, and the “hard way” in the title appears to be describing the viewer's experience rather than anything that's happening in the movie. The girls aren't bad looking and definitely have nice big tits, but that's not enough to make this one fly. Most of the female cast look like they're putting out a nice effort, but there's numerous times when they look like they're staring off camera to get direction or just plain mug the camera. The scenes often feel like they're greatly drawn out beyond reason and there's enough technical missteps so that one frequently feels potential in the scenes as well as feeling it get completely crushed out of it. Big Boobs the Hard Way 3 has potential, but its never fully utilized.

The Extra Stuff

The slide show lasts about a minute and three quarters with about five seconds per decent looking snapshot. There's also trailers for some of FYA's other series.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, titty fucking, interracial, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Between Reno and Rebecca Love

The Bottom Line:

Currently, FYA DVDs can still be found online for between $10 and $25 with quite a few stores offering them for under $20. Don't even think of paying that much for this one. In addition to the scenes rarely making it to the average mark, the technical aspects leave plenty to be desired and there's no real effort put into the extras. This one should be easy to pass by.

Note to FYA: Once again it's easy to see why FYA no longer seems to be around.

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