Big Cocks Make Her Rock Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/24/2011

Running Time: 90 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: None given

Cast: Brittney, Jenna, Justine, Nickole, Shayla Green, Veronica, Joachim Kessef, and five uncredited guys

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are weak. The audio is okay with a decent balance and clarity, but isn't anything special. The problem is in the video, which is presented in anamorphic widescreen. The picture is well lit, but it often has an overly soft look. If that isn't enough, some of the early scenes have a very jerky presentation (think of watching a flipbook) while the last two scenes have several segments that come in somewhere between being shot underwater and being shot in the full frame ratio and presented in the widescreen ratio. It's never anywhere close to as clear and nicely presented as it is on the boxcover.

The Movie: Big Cocks Make Her Rock collects five scenes which are unrelated with the exception of all featuring European talent.

Cute brunette Shayla starts out in a little pink animal print lingerie showing off for the camera and touching herself before she's joined by a guy who happily moves up to suck her tits and kiss her. He quickly moves down to lick and finger her bald pussy, and plays with her a little more as she starts sucking his completely average (even by white guy standards) cock. Shayla gets on all fours for the guy to take her from behind before they work on each other manually and then move on with some missionary work. Finally they stroke him onto her tits with a little cum also getting into Shayla's mouth.

Dark haired Veronica strips out of a nice looking tied off striped dress to happily show her pink and grey bra and touch herself lightly. She continues to strip down and is joined by a guy from behind who oils her up and plays with her a little before letting her suck and titty fuck his cock. They nicely work back and forth pleasuring each other orally before he takes her from behind on the chair. Veronica and the guy continue to work in plenty of oral action as they fuck missionary style in the chair, and after plenty of stroking he finally dribbles a disappointing load on her nice tits.

Brunette Jenna starts her scene checking out a globe while wearing a little pink and purple lingerie and then starts showing off for the camera. She plays with her hairy pussy and seems quite happy when she's joined by a guy who happily kisses her, plays with her pussy, and sucks her nipples. He's rewarded with a bit of knob gobbling before he lays Jenna back to eat her pussy and fuck it missionary style. She gets on top for a cowgirl ride before letting him take her doggie style. They return to missionary and the guy finally pulls out to pop on Jenna's hair down there.

Blonde Brittney starts the penultimate scene out in a little pink lingerie with black stockings and gloves as a guy in crotchless back underwear with a black nylon over his head admires her feet. She strokes him with her feet while playing with herself and then lays back for him to rip open her stockings and eat her pussy. Brittney sucks his cock before letting him fuck her as she lays back in the chair with plenty of camera mugging. She strokes him with her feet a little more before riding him reverse cowgirl style and letting him take her from behind. Finally Brittney strokes the guy to a pop on her feet after ripping open the soles on her stockings.

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Dirty blondes Nickole and Justine start out in some sexy black lingerie on a couch as Joachim and a white guy walk in. The girls quickly get down to suck and stroke the guys with a bit of face fucking mixed in, and even trade back and forth with their sucking. The girls lay back for the guys to eat their asses before tapping them missionary style, and after moving on with a bit of doggie and reverse cowgirl one of the girls even takes a double pussy penetration reverse cowgirl style before taking a double anal in cowgirl. Not wanting to leave anything behind, she lets the guys team up on her holes for a standard DP doggie style, and naturally makes sure to show plenty of gapes as well. Joachim breaks off to fuck the other girl missionary style as her friend continues to give up the ass with a pile driver, and they finally finish things with a nice pair of facials and a few little kisses.

Big Cocks Make Her Rock is another Unparalleled disappointment. To cover the good side of things, yes there's some cute girls here who look like they like to fuck. Shayla is extremely cute and Veronica has an exotic look that worked very well for me. Nickole and Justine also turn out a great nasty scene to end things. That said, they never have a chance to make this one work. Joachim is the only stud here who would qualify as a “big cock” with everybody else being average or even below average even by white guy standards. The presentation is often poor, and the entire release feels like it's just slapped together as cheap as possible to throw out there and make some easy money with scenes that have probably been sitting on the shelf for several years. Big Cocks Make Her Rock should be more than easy to pass by.

The Extras: The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Skip it.

Note to Unparalleled Productions / Juicy Entertainment: If only you put as much effort and care into your movies as you do the boxcovers...

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