astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 233)
(zero stars)
Release date: 4/13/2002
Reviewed on: 2/4/2003
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Charlie, Jewel De'Nyle, Nikita Denise, Brittany Blue, Zana
Directed by: Dyanna Lauren
Review brief: Running Time: 29 min. (blowjob feature) Production Date: 11 / 11 / 2001 Director: Dyanna Lauren Cast: Brittany Blue, Jewel DeNyle, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Zana, and some uncredited guys Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything of Dyanna Lauren behind the camera, so Im going in here with an open mind. Initial Reaction: The more I watched it, the more pissed off and ripped off I felt (which really says something since I received this as a screener). Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Vivid has to offer but who doesnt care about video quality Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of oral action or an interactive disc. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video leaves more than a bit to be desired. Its grainy, almost like a second or third generation VHS copy. Its also extremely consistent throughout the entire DVD, including the bonus scenes. Its decently lit, but nothing close to average. Music: The music is pretty typical porn music, but rests nicely in the background.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 11/22/2002
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Aki
Review brief: Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 02 / 02 Director: Innjean & Mark Media Cast: None listed Initial Expectations: Virtual sex titles seem to be really hit or miss. Since I hadnt heard anything about this one, when I agreed to review it I wasnt expecting a hit, but my expectations really hit the bottom when I saw that New Machine is just distributing this one for Pixis. Initial Reaction: Once again, Pixis shows why anything that has their name on it should be avoided like the plague and anything they say should be taken with the same amount of trust and believability as whats said by people like Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Hillary Clinton. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can get it cheap and likes Japanese sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but entirely in Japanese. The video is okay, and has some very slight grain, limited lighting, and more than a little bit of soft focus and camera shake problems.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/26/2002
Reviewed on: 5/22/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: John Decker, Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Sindee Coxx, Roxanne Hall, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Steve Drake, Julian St. Jox
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 142 min. (cover states both 83 and 120 min.) Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2001 Director: Various Cast: Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Rebecca Lord, Sindee Coxx (possibly), Raylene, Valentina, John Decker, Steve Drake, Steve Hatcher, Rick Masters, Tyce Bune, Buck Adams, Tom Byron, Tony Tedeschi, Michael J. Cox, Colt Steele, and a few more who can rest easy at not being named here Initial Expectations: The original Erotica for Two wasnt that impressive, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: Wow. Suddenly Girl Power doesnt look quite so bad. Adam & Eve has such fraudulent false advertising here that it should be used to introduce their entire quality control department to anal sex. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who just wants some couples sex without caring about who the performers are or what the original features were.
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