astroknight's Movie Reviews (5802 - page 228)
Release date: 6/20/2011
Reviewed on: 9/6/2011
Studio: Third World Media
Starring: Celeste, Glory Foxxx, Karla Lane, Leola Rose, Entyce, Lorelai Givemore
Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: Aim low or just skip this one. The girls get into the action okay, but the guys can barely deliver and the camera work is weak. The technical aspects are also weak and there's no effort put into the extras. This is a disappointing release.
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Release date: 4/4/2011
Reviewed on: 7/20/2011
Studio: Freaky Empire
Starring: Lexington Steele, Brian Pumper, Platinum, Rico Strong, Crystal Clear, Kelly Starr, Gerina, Mz. Booty
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: Instead of being a nicely done compilation release featuring big asses and big women, Brian Pumper kills this release by masquerading it as a fresh release. There's some decent action here, but due to Pumper's deception I can't recommend anybody spend their hard earned money on it.
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Release date: 11/29/2010
Reviewed on: 6/10/2011
Studio: Reality Kings
Starring: Voodoo, Tiffany Rose, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, J-Mac, Brynn Tyler, Amy Brooke, Dylan Riley, Vivie Delmonico
Review brief: Pass this one by. The action isn't bad, but the horrible piped in music that never lets you hear the performers all but kills the chemistry in the scenes. Throw in a lack of unique extras and a running time under an hour and a half and you have a very forgettable release.
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Release date: 12/30/2004
Reviewed on: 12/11/2009
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Morgan, Harmony Rose, Tory Lane, Michael Kahn
Directed by: Michael Kahn
Review brief: This should be a very easy release to pass by. The sex is all far from comfortable even knowing that girls like Harmony Rose and Tori Lane are into rough sex, and Michael Kahn seems to have wood problems when he stops slapping the girls around and they start to enjoy the sex a bit. The technical aspects leave quite a bit to be desired due to extremely inconsistent audio along with average at best video and there's no real effort put into the extras either. Skip this DVD.
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Release date: 9/28/2009
Reviewed on: 11/4/2009
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Sean Michaels, Rico Strong, Alexis Silver, Sara Jay, Broc Adams, Velicity Von, Tia Gunn, Kristine Madison, Ethan Hunt
Directed by: Mr. Pink
Review brief: This would be an inconsistent and fairly disappointing release even without it being a deceptive compilation. There's some decent sex to the movie, with only Tia Gunn falling down to the average mark, but it often feels like it had the potential to be even better and at least three of the scenes were already released on other Exquisite Brotha Lover titles. The technical aspects are inconsistent and struggled to the average mark while the extras are basic at best and fall short of even what's advertised on the cover. Aim low if you feel the need to check this one out.
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Release date: 10/19/2009
Reviewed on: 10/30/2009
Studio: Score
Starring: Eric Swiss, Jazella Moore, Mishka 38G, Gia Giancarlo, Gigi Jewels, Jamy Nova, Randi Layne
Review brief: Skip this release. Although the title makes it sound like a cream pie release, every cumshot is external in the movie. The sex ranges from disappointing to not bad, and the technical aspects are pretty average. There's no effort put into the extras to help the DVD out either. This is a very deceptive release.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 8/8/2009
Studio: Sin City
Starring: John Strong, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Nature Blossom, Cheyne Collins, Julianna Sterling, Ashly Sage, Jesse, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: This is a pretty forgettable release. The girls are cute and the sex has a touch of fun to it, but the camera work and editing holds the movie back quite a bit. The technical aspects are weak and there's no real care put into the extras. This release has a touch of fun but it isn't enough to save it.
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Release date: 10/6/2003
Reviewed on: 6/26/2009
Studio: Gentleman's
Starring: Rick Masters, Lana Cox, Tabitha Blue, Angel Eyes, Lana Moore, Trevor Thompson
Review brief: This is a dud of a release. With two of the three cream pies looking like they're faked, the movie barely lasting an hour and a quarter, no extras, and poor technical aspects there really isn't much to like here. Angel Eyes does look like her cream pie was real and did turn out a nice scene, but it's not enough to save this release. Skip this one.
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Release date: 12/8/2008
Reviewed on: 1/6/2009
Studio: Mr. X Productions
Starring: Ashley, Abbey Brooks, Chan, Loona Luxx, Lana Davis
Review brief: In a word, this release sucks. The scenes all feel like an early attempt at amateur porn only there's never that much charm to them. The girls aren't bad looking, and in the case of Abbey Brooks is darn hot, but the guys often fall short and have wood problems. The technical aspects are poor and there's no effort put into the extras. Pass this one by!
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Release date: 1/22/2008
Reviewed on: 2/8/2008
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Chapman, Madison, Cameo, Don Fernando, Gail Force, Ashley Dunn, Ted Wilson, Teddi Austin, Brandi Blaxx
Directed by: Eathen Marcs
Review brief: This is a horrible movie. It's downright dumb with boring sex. The technical aspects are weak and there's no real care put into the extras. If you're given a choice between watching this movie and being punched in the gut, even if you haven't been working on your abs the punch to the gut is going to be less painful.
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Release date: 11/28/2007
Reviewed on: 12/24/2007
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Cherry, Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Ek, April Flore, Cherre, Peppermint Fatty, FREEda
Directed by: Carlos Batts
Review brief: This release is so bad that it's painful. Start with alt-porn and then make it more chopped up and with less of a point. There's barely any sex in the movie, and instead feels like a poor alt-porn look at a bunch of photo shoots. The technical aspects are okay and there's a little effort put into the extras, but overall the release just made me want to bang my head against any hard surface so that I would be able to stop watching it. The only thing that saves it from a zero rating is some of the footage with Kimberly Kane is decent.
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Release date: 8/18/2005
Reviewed on: 9/8/2007
Studio: Metro
Starring: Gary, Rita Faltoyano, Suzy Sweet, Clark, Betty Dark, Nikki Montana, Frank Tyler, Gabi Black
Directed by: Levente Kovaks
Review brief: Avoid this release even though it has Viv Thomas's name on it and a great female cast. The movie only lasts an hour and is so poorly lit that there are times you can't even tell which hole the girls are getting nailed in during gyno-cam shots. The action is overly generic and forgettable, and never has much chemistry. Add in a photo gallery that doesn't even come from this release and a plethora of commercials and you're pretty much guaranteed a complete loser of a DVD.
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Release date: 7/24/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2007
Studio: VCA
Starring: Rachel Love, Alec Metro, Van Damage, Joey Ray, Rita Faltoyano, Payton, Ana Nova, Jayna Oso, Stephanie Tripp, Will Powers, Rachel Luv, Derrick Pierce
Directed by: Alec Metro, Eric Lasher
Review brief: Watching this movie I couldn't help but wonder if the Flynts were trying to use VCA as a tax write-off. It's not just bad, it's horrible with poor chemistry, lousy editing, and so much camera motion that Uncle Bill could better shoot it after his traditional gallon of Christmas eggnog. There's a bonus movie to help the extras, but it was nothing too great either. This is a horrible release that made me wonder why Alec Metro and Eric Lasher wanted to take credit for any part of.
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Release date: 8/16/2005
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Claudia Chase, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Temptress, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Rebecca Lord, Todd Alexander, Dale Dabone, Margo, Johnny Packwood, Troy Halston, Ava Vincent, Holly Hollywood, Zana, Flick Shagwell, Nick Manning, Katie Morgan, Envy Me, Angel Long, Jasmine Klein, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Holly Halston, Frazer, Nikki Love, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: Pass this one by. Although it's over four hours long with thirty one scenes, the scenes are all horribly edited with most of the scene often appearing to have ended on the cutting room floor. The technical aspects are below average due to frequent stutters in the video where the scenes are hacked together, but the extras actually include a full scene. There's nothing sweet about this release.
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Release date: 5/19/2007
Reviewed on: 6/7/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Chloe, Paula, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Mande
Directed by: Dave Road
Review brief: Throw a few stoners who like public sex in a motorhome, make sure they have a video camera, and apparently you have the makings of an adult movie. Although the public aspect is pulled off pretty well, the movie appears to be more about just partying and getting stoned, with the sex just being a result of the partying and toking up. The technical aspects are pretty good for the way the movie had to be shot, but there's absolutely no extras beyond the generic. Throw in some unnecessary political statements and a cover that makes the movie look much bigger than what it is, especially when the movie barely makes an hour and a quarter with the recaps and credits, and you have a definite disappointment. This one isn't too big on either the adventure or the sex.
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Release date: 11/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Sarah Blake, Page Morgan, Emily Evermoore, Ryme
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Barely Legal franchise focuses on strippers for this release. Stripper school, action in the strip club, and girls who want to see if they have what it takes to be a stripper with their father's friends. Yes, it sounds like it could have potential, but the entire move comes off so generic and cheesy that it's easy to completely forget about the entire movie five minutes after you watch it. Add to that how Huster forces you to watch a complete commercial before the movie (not even allowing you the option to scan through it) and a doesn't deliver on the extras advertised on the box and you have a sure loser of a DVD.
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Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/21/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mia Smiles, Yuri, Arcadia, Lady Armani, Tinker Belle, Kitty Langdon, Thai Lia
Directed by: Rob Spallone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 13, 20, 27 / 2006, 3 / 12 / 2006, 11 / 21 / 2006 Director: Rob Spallone Cast: Arcadia Davida, Kitty Langdon, Lady Armani, Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, Tinkerbell, Yuri, Dwayne Cummings, Julian St. Jox, Justin Long, Sylvio Mata, and Tony Eveready The Short Story Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that has me a little worried. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Gluttons for punishment Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio has a decent balance that falters a little and I didn't really notice any background noises. Of course, I might have missed a few as I was whimpering about Make it stop watching the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a little minor camera motion throughout the entire movie, and some of it looks like it was sped up with the audio dubbed in.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/24/2007
Studio: Legend
Starring: Harley Raine, Deja Blew, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, Shelbee Myne, Bobbie Barren
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 81 min. (cover states Approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 9 / 7, 8, 11 / 1999 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Bobbie Barron (listed here as Swan), Deja Blew, Harley Rains, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Clair, Tex Sexton, Roy L. Shaft, and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, this one worries me a little. Initial Reaction: It's annoying and boring. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting heavily artistic movies with vanilla sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants substance to go with their style The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is dominated by voiceovers and heavy music, but there is a little audio from the performers and no noticeable background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format and a bit on the artistic side. The lighting varies throughout the movie and there's a soft feel with a touch of grain to the video. Music: The music is on the loud side.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 9/8/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Jay Ashley, John West, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Talon, Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Buster Good, Kelly Wells, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. (cover states 92 min.) Production Date: 12 / 1 - 2 / 2005 Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romain, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, John West, Lee Stone, and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hustler's put out some very good movies, but Dale Jordan's never impressed me too much. There's a good cast here, but I just can't get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's quite possibly the worst Hustler movie I've seen so far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting camera work at least at an average level or who wants all anal and no vaginal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows just a hint of grain.
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Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 7/18/2006
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Bailey, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Lexi Bardot, Marco Banderas, Franko Del Torro, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Daniel Dakota, Ronnie James
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 10 / 18, 19 / 2005, 2 / 14 / 2006 (DVD) 3 / 17 / 2006 (cover) Director: Daniel Dakota (movie), Ronnie James (cover) Cast: Bailey, Flower Tucci, Katja Kassin, Lexi Bardot, Luscious Lopez, Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Buster Good, Franko Del Torro, Marco Banderas, and Seth Dickens The Short Story Initial Expectations: I know nothing of Ronnie James, and haven't checked out anything from Bad Seed up until now. With this group of ladies taking anal cream pies I can't wait and have high expectations! Initial Reaction: It's far from a good first impression! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't care about anything other than anal anal and cum normally ending up in the girl's ass or who only cares about Marie Luv's scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real anal cream pies and well captured and edited sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay.
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Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 7/3/2006
Studio: Suze Randall
Starring: Taylor Rain, Katsuni, Michelle B., Dana Vespoli, Marie Luv
Directed by: Holly Randall, Big Bad Onxxx
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 3 / 1 / 2005 Director: Holly Randall and Big Bad Onxxx Cast: Dana Vespoli, Katsumi, Marie Luv, Michelle B. Taylor Rain, Jerry, Maxxx Black, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Scott Nails, Tristan, and Tyler Knight The Short Story Initial Expectations: With a cast like this I can't help but go in with high expectations! Initial Reaction: I'm not sure Holly Randall or Big Bad Onxxx should ever be allowed near a camera again! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't have a lot of time but who wants to watch a full movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done anal movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show potential at times, but are very inconsistent. The audio is pretty clear, but there are also a few background noises. The level also changes drastically throughout the movie, which is more than a little annoying, and there's some very scratchy audio during the final scene. The video is okay through most of the movie.
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Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2006
Studio: Fantadream
Starring: Ellen Sin
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 3 / 5 / 2001 Director: None credited Cast: Ellen Sin, an uncredited girl, and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen much from FantaDream, so Im going in with an open mind here. Initial Reaction: Its okay. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting more than just virtual sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well done virtual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio isnt bad, but it isnt good either. Its fairly clear, but is often a bit muddy and has many minor balance issues. The video is much the same way. Its presented in non-anamorphic widescreen, and the lighting is a bit low. Its also has some noticeable grain that gives the movie a blurry appearance. Neither the audio nor the video impressed me here. Music: The music is very soft, both in style and balance. Menus: The menus are pretty simple.
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Release date: 5/22/2002
Reviewed on: 1/20/2006
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 2001 Director: Uncredited Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: NuTechs hentai DVDs have almost always left plenty to be desired. Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: Its not horrible, but its far from great as well. Its also a horrible DVD release, with everything associated with the movie on the DVD not even lasting a half hour. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Hentai fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whod have to pay for it. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: You have the choice between English and Japanese audio, along with optional English subtitles. The audio is fairly clear, but the balance is a little off. The music is loud enough to make much of the audio a little difficult to hear. The video is okay. Theres a touch of grain and the animation is pretty basic even for Japanese standards. Music: The music nicely changes moods to fit the feelings in the scenes, but its a little on the loud side.
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Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 10/8/2005
Studio: Anarchy
Starring: Ariana Jollee
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 34 min. Production Date: 4 / 6 / 2005 Director: None credited Cast: Ariana Jollee and Nacho Vidal The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ariana is fantastic to watch. Anarchy is a lying pile of steaming shit. I think I know which ones going to come out on top, and Ill be surprised if its the one we all want to. Initial Reaction: I cant help but wonder how much hotter this would have been done as a regular scene... Who Should Watch It : Extreme Ariana fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to decent virtual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear, but the balance falters a little and theres a couple background noises. The video is pretty good. Theres barely any grain, but it appears that theres a natural light used which occasionally bleaches out the colors. Theres also a fair amount of camera motion. Music: Theres some cheesy porno music that dominates the audio during the opening tease.
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Release date: 7/20/2005
Reviewed on: 10/8/2005
Studio: Anarchy
Starring: John West, Hillary Scott
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 68 min. Production Date: 6 / 5 / 2005 Director: None credited but featuring camera work by Jimmie D. Cast: Hillary Scott and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a joke of an interactive series with Anarchy coming off as a lying piece of crap every time. My only real expectations here are to be lied to on the cover. Initial Reaction: Boring sex, stupidity, and misdirection do not a good interactive release make. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. Although the audio in most of the movie is okay, there are several spots where the background noises around the camera come across as loud or louder than Hillary does. The video is also extremely lackluster. It has a soft look that just seemed cheap and a bit of camera motion. Music: Theres a bit of music during the opening tease that dominates the audio. Its not too impressive.
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