Reviews of Gay movies (1402 - page 13)
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jose Morales, Jeff Stone, Bud Wallace, Ryan Harker, Tharon Davis, Corrado Quinto, Jesse Jones
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Joe Gage
Release date: 3/8/2005
Oil Rig #99 review summaries:
Flash's
Joe Gage may have made some great gay adult films over the years, unfortunately, Oil Rig #99 isn't one of them. Oil Rig #99 is essentially an all sex film that was made fast and cheap. If you are a fan of the cast, Oil Rig #99 might be worth a rental, otherwise, this reviewer would recommending passing on this one. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Oil Rig #99 with almost unwatchable video quality and audio that is hard to hear. [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2017:
Joe Gage may have made some great gay adult films over the years, unfortunately, Oil Rig #99 isn't one of them. Oil Rig #99 is essentially an all sex film that was made fast and cheap. If you are a fan of the cast, Oil Rig #99 might be worth a rental, otherwise, this reviewer would recommending passing on this one. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Oil Rig #99 with almost unwatchable video quality and audio that is hard to hear. [read the full review]
Weekend Party (Tribal Pulse) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
If you like em young, cute, and uncut, then this is one party you wont want to miss. Zach Garrity, a short muscular guy with long black locks and a pencil thin beard along his jaw line, throws a party every year. But this time he wants his friends to meet his new lover, Bruno Parks. Bruno is thin and very cute with close-cropped hair. He is taller than Zach. They meet on the upstairs landing and decide to get it on together before the others arrive. Bruno falls to his knees to suck on Zachs stiffy. Bruno looks even cuter with a cock in his mouth. Then its Zachs turn. Out comes Brunos big boner. And a big one it is! Zach cant take it all. He can barely get his mouth around it. (Why is it that these skinny Eurokids all have the biggest cocks?) It doesnt fit in Zachs mouth, but it fits quite well up his ass. Bruno withdraws to deposit his load onto Zachs back. Zach turns around to deposit his on Brunos belly. The guys begin to arrive and Bruno sequesters young blond Brock Wilder in his bedroom. There he begins an artful seduction of the lad, although Brock is more than willing. [read the full review]
review from 3/5/2005:
If you like em young, cute, and uncut, then this is one party you wont want to miss. Zach Garrity, a short muscular guy with long black locks and a pencil thin beard along his jaw line, throws a party every year. But this time he wants his friends to meet his new lover, Bruno Parks. Bruno is thin and very cute with close-cropped hair. He is taller than Zach. They meet on the upstairs landing and decide to get it on together before the others arrive. Bruno falls to his knees to suck on Zachs stiffy. Bruno looks even cuter with a cock in his mouth. Then its Zachs turn. Out comes Brunos big boner. And a big one it is! Zach cant take it all. He can barely get his mouth around it. (Why is it that these skinny Eurokids all have the biggest cocks?) It doesnt fit in Zachs mouth, but it fits quite well up his ass. Bruno withdraws to deposit his load onto Zachs back. Zach turns around to deposit his on Brunos belly. The guys begin to arrive and Bruno sequesters young blond Brock Wilder in his bedroom. There he begins an artful seduction of the lad, although Brock is more than willing. [read the full review]
Brazilian Cum Ons 4: Yours To Have review summaries:
HornyDiablo's
Alexander Pictures has built up a nice stable of fresh-faced, well-toned (and well hung) young men from Brazil. If you've never seen any of their DVDs, Brazilian Cum-Ons #4: Yours to Have is a nice starting point. All of their performers are versatile, so if you see someone you like in the Cum-Ons series, chances are you'll get to see them plowing (or getting plowed) again. These DVDs usually have 4 or 5 scenes that have a general "theme." In Yours to Have, the theme is long-term relationships. Awww, isn't that cute? But don't worry, the storyline/setups are very brief, so if you have 32X fast-forward like my DVD player has, you can be right in the middle of sex within 5 seconds. Scene #1 opens with Flavio de Silva making breakfast for his boyfriend Darrien Leon. Both boys drop their towels and show off some big fat morning erections. Darrien and Flavio make a great couple - both have washboard abs, bubble butts, big stiff uncut cocks, and amazingly sensual mouths (a.k.a. cocksucker lips.) This scene could be just half an hour of oral-only and I'd be happy. [read the full review]
review from 8/10/2006:
Alexander Pictures has built up a nice stable of fresh-faced, well-toned (and well hung) young men from Brazil. If you've never seen any of their DVDs, Brazilian Cum-Ons #4: Yours to Have is a nice starting point. All of their performers are versatile, so if you see someone you like in the Cum-Ons series, chances are you'll get to see them plowing (or getting plowed) again. These DVDs usually have 4 or 5 scenes that have a general "theme." In Yours to Have, the theme is long-term relationships. Awww, isn't that cute? But don't worry, the storyline/setups are very brief, so if you have 32X fast-forward like my DVD player has, you can be right in the middle of sex within 5 seconds. Scene #1 opens with Flavio de Silva making breakfast for his boyfriend Darrien Leon. Both boys drop their towels and show off some big fat morning erections. Darrien and Flavio make a great couple - both have washboard abs, bubble butts, big stiff uncut cocks, and amazingly sensual mouths (a.k.a. cocksucker lips.) This scene could be just half an hour of oral-only and I'd be happy. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Raven, Antoine, Skillz
Studio: Street Life
Release date: 3/5/2005
Streetcam 212 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Well, here were precious minutes taken from my life that I will never get back again. What we have here is some amateurish action photographed using a web cam processed for us on a rather faulty DVD-Rom featuring average to less than average black guys with the less than average prevailing and selling for the price of a top of the line DVD. It starts off with a threesome. (We get their names and those of the performers in each scene if we check the Scene Selections but Ive decided the kindest thing I can do here is not mention them.) The camera is at a high angle (which makes cocks look smaller than they actually arebut thats not too bad here as we only see one cock clearly). One of the dudes is apparently fucked. (I say apparently because with that camera angle we never see any penetration.) At any rate we see his back covered with spooge at the scenes conclusion. The second scene features only two guys. So with the limited frame of the web cam its a bit better. One of the guys whom we shall call the suck-ee is getting his cock blown by anotherthe suck-er. [read the full review]
review from 11/12/2005:
Well, here were precious minutes taken from my life that I will never get back again. What we have here is some amateurish action photographed using a web cam processed for us on a rather faulty DVD-Rom featuring average to less than average black guys with the less than average prevailing and selling for the price of a top of the line DVD. It starts off with a threesome. (We get their names and those of the performers in each scene if we check the Scene Selections but Ive decided the kindest thing I can do here is not mention them.) The camera is at a high angle (which makes cocks look smaller than they actually arebut thats not too bad here as we only see one cock clearly). One of the dudes is apparently fucked. (I say apparently because with that camera angle we never see any penetration.) At any rate we see his back covered with spooge at the scenes conclusion. The second scene features only two guys. So with the limited frame of the web cam its a bit better. One of the guys whom we shall call the suck-ee is getting his cock blown by anotherthe suck-er. [read the full review]
Soldiers From Eastern Europe Part 10 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
As Ive mentioned in other reviews, this is an excellent series. Its full of hot uncut studs who have no inhibitions in sucking dick and getting fucked. I havent seen all in this series (although I wish I had) but those I have seen are well worth your time. This one is no exception. The guys in number 10 speak a heavily accented English, as the producers know the films are for the American market. The conversation which contains sentences such as I would like to something tell you; you are very pretty boy. will strike some as cute, camp, comicor all three. Often times once cant follow the sentence at all, but theyre tryingbless their big hard-ons. The film opens with a young twink soldier packing. It is he who elicits the above sentence from one of his comrades. Thank you, he replies modestly. (He IS a very pretty boy.) When a third soldier arrives he is asked, Dont you think hes pretty boy? He makes it unanimous. They encourage the pretty boy to sit between them where they kiss him, undress him, and soon have the twink's cock in their mouths. Its a big one. [read the full review]
review from 6/3/2005:
As Ive mentioned in other reviews, this is an excellent series. Its full of hot uncut studs who have no inhibitions in sucking dick and getting fucked. I havent seen all in this series (although I wish I had) but those I have seen are well worth your time. This one is no exception. The guys in number 10 speak a heavily accented English, as the producers know the films are for the American market. The conversation which contains sentences such as I would like to something tell you; you are very pretty boy. will strike some as cute, camp, comicor all three. Often times once cant follow the sentence at all, but theyre tryingbless their big hard-ons. The film opens with a young twink soldier packing. It is he who elicits the above sentence from one of his comrades. Thank you, he replies modestly. (He IS a very pretty boy.) When a third soldier arrives he is asked, Dont you think hes pretty boy? He makes it unanimous. They encourage the pretty boy to sit between them where they kiss him, undress him, and soon have the twink's cock in their mouths. Its a big one. [read the full review]
Not Without My Brother review summaries:
2for1's
Ah...twins. There's something inherent in human nature that makes us crave the good deal. That is, getting two for the effort of one. Moreover, there's something hot about guys with identical DNA spewing their loads all over an eager bottom (you can never go wrong with double the cum as a reward for throwing your ass in the air). Of course, Miami and Twink USA make us wait for the double action. We start off with Rikki, a submissive, Latin bottom boy with a huge, dark-brown, uncut cock. He's the narrator, so he says. Switch to Cameron a blond cutie in the Navy and his fuck-buddy Scott (a hot Marine). Scott has trouble wedging his massive meat into Cam's waiting hole since it's "so tight". Once in, Scott gives Cam a fine fuck, both doggy and upright on the knees from behind. Cam is almost in a meditative state while taking the cock, until he awakens to announce to us all that he's cumming. He blows onto a towel that has been strategically placed below his throbbing meat. According to our cameraman, Cam "carpet-bombed" the towel. [read the full review]
review from 9/30/2005:
Ah...twins. There's something inherent in human nature that makes us crave the good deal. That is, getting two for the effort of one. Moreover, there's something hot about guys with identical DNA spewing their loads all over an eager bottom (you can never go wrong with double the cum as a reward for throwing your ass in the air). Of course, Miami and Twink USA make us wait for the double action. We start off with Rikki, a submissive, Latin bottom boy with a huge, dark-brown, uncut cock. He's the narrator, so he says. Switch to Cameron a blond cutie in the Navy and his fuck-buddy Scott (a hot Marine). Scott has trouble wedging his massive meat into Cam's waiting hole since it's "so tight". Once in, Scott gives Cam a fine fuck, both doggy and upright on the knees from behind. Cam is almost in a meditative state while taking the cock, until he awakens to announce to us all that he's cumming. He blows onto a towel that has been strategically placed below his throbbing meat. According to our cameraman, Cam "carpet-bombed" the towel. [read the full review]
Born To Grind review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
BORN TO GRIND is the first film from Boyride films that Ive seen. And it wont be the last. Before the film the two barebacking boyfriends (Jeron & Trey) give a warning about bareback sex. They tell us they are lovers and that although unprotected sex is okay for them, the rest of us shouldnt try it. They are the cuties we see on the cover. I dont really know which is which. In this warning segment the one with long black hair calls the other with the pageboy shag Laszlo. So rightly or wrongly Im going to call the talkative one with long black hair Jeron and Laszlo Trey. The film proper begins with Laszlouh, Trey surprising Jeron with a surfboard that was stolen from him some time ago and that Trey has found in a pawnshop. He gets a kiss. (These two kiss a lot. If they kiss this much off-screenand in the behind the scenes segment it appears they do, then their lips between kissing and cocksucking must get awfully sore.) They now make love. Thats the operative word with these two: love, not just sex. Theres much kissing and cocksucking before Trey tops Jeron without a condom. [read the full review]
review from 6/11/2005:
BORN TO GRIND is the first film from Boyride films that Ive seen. And it wont be the last. Before the film the two barebacking boyfriends (Jeron & Trey) give a warning about bareback sex. They tell us they are lovers and that although unprotected sex is okay for them, the rest of us shouldnt try it. They are the cuties we see on the cover. I dont really know which is which. In this warning segment the one with long black hair calls the other with the pageboy shag Laszlo. So rightly or wrongly Im going to call the talkative one with long black hair Jeron and Laszlo Trey. The film proper begins with Laszlouh, Trey surprising Jeron with a surfboard that was stolen from him some time ago and that Trey has found in a pawnshop. He gets a kiss. (These two kiss a lot. If they kiss this much off-screenand in the behind the scenes segment it appears they do, then their lips between kissing and cocksucking must get awfully sore.) They now make love. Thats the operative word with these two: love, not just sex. Theres much kissing and cocksucking before Trey tops Jeron without a condom. [read the full review]
California Sweet Cum 1 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
With CALIFORNIA SWEET CUM #1, Body Shoppe has inadvertently produced a comedy of errors. It begins with three cute twinks Cory, Peewee and Tyler. All wear baseball caps, which they never remove perhaps for fear their cocks might fall off if they did? Cory has a lot of tattoos for being only 18. There is a line of Chinese characters moving up his left abdomen, flames on his bicep, and a snake of some sort (dragon?) on his shoulders. Peewee is full of himself (although he has no real cause to be) Tyler has rings in both nipples. [He and Cory are on the cover] They strip, and pull their puds trying to get hard as they watch a straight fuck-film. Tylers low hanging balls flop as he and Peewee get a mite hard. Ordered by Uncle Don, the cameraman, Peewee kneels to suck Tyler. I dont want to be a good cocksucker, Peewee informs Uncle Don. (He neednt worry, he isnt. On a scale of 1-10, Peewees cocksucking would rate a 1. In fact hes so bad, that Tyler loses his erection.) They go back to jacking off and Peewee cums on a full-length mirror. Cory follows suit. [read the full review]
review from 3/21/2005:
With CALIFORNIA SWEET CUM #1, Body Shoppe has inadvertently produced a comedy of errors. It begins with three cute twinks Cory, Peewee and Tyler. All wear baseball caps, which they never remove perhaps for fear their cocks might fall off if they did? Cory has a lot of tattoos for being only 18. There is a line of Chinese characters moving up his left abdomen, flames on his bicep, and a snake of some sort (dragon?) on his shoulders. Peewee is full of himself (although he has no real cause to be) Tyler has rings in both nipples. [He and Cory are on the cover] They strip, and pull their puds trying to get hard as they watch a straight fuck-film. Tylers low hanging balls flop as he and Peewee get a mite hard. Ordered by Uncle Don, the cameraman, Peewee kneels to suck Tyler. I dont want to be a good cocksucker, Peewee informs Uncle Don. (He neednt worry, he isnt. On a scale of 1-10, Peewees cocksucking would rate a 1. In fact hes so bad, that Tyler loses his erection.) They go back to jacking off and Peewee cums on a full-length mirror. Cory follows suit. [read the full review]
Drill: To the Point review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Co-directors Brain Mills and Harold Creg are back at the helm with Mr. Mills on camera for Titans latest essay in macho merriment, DRILL. It doesnt take a wizard to know the title is a pun. It opens with Tyler Boots drilling into a bank vault where he finds the guard, Victor Rios, bound in a chair, a heavy weight hanging from his balls. I thought Tyler was holding up the bank, but apparently he is rescuing Victor. At any rate, he does rescue him, removing the chains binding his hands and removing the chain from his balls. He then proceeds to down Victors rampant cock. Both of these studs are macho as hell. Tyler is a slender bear with a short goatee and with both nipples pierced. Victor is a nice Latino bear with a hefty foreskin. He sports a mustache with his goatee. The cocksucking goes on a mite long for my taste (but obviously not for Tylers). Victor is ready for other things as well, so he bends over for Tyler to eat his ass. Im surprised when Tyler slips on a condom and shoves his very hard cock up into Victor, the sight of which almost caused me to shoot there and then. [read the full review]
review from 3/20/2005:
Co-directors Brain Mills and Harold Creg are back at the helm with Mr. Mills on camera for Titans latest essay in macho merriment, DRILL. It doesnt take a wizard to know the title is a pun. It opens with Tyler Boots drilling into a bank vault where he finds the guard, Victor Rios, bound in a chair, a heavy weight hanging from his balls. I thought Tyler was holding up the bank, but apparently he is rescuing Victor. At any rate, he does rescue him, removing the chains binding his hands and removing the chain from his balls. He then proceeds to down Victors rampant cock. Both of these studs are macho as hell. Tyler is a slender bear with a short goatee and with both nipples pierced. Victor is a nice Latino bear with a hefty foreskin. He sports a mustache with his goatee. The cocksucking goes on a mite long for my taste (but obviously not for Tylers). Victor is ready for other things as well, so he bends over for Tyler to eat his ass. Im surprised when Tyler slips on a condom and shoves his very hard cock up into Victor, the sight of which almost caused me to shoot there and then. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Josh, Brett, Tony Bishop, Pete Ross, Damon DeMarco, Spencer Quest, Blu Kennedy, Jay Black, Damon Stavros, Jason Diaz
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Harold Creg, Brian Mills
Release date: 2/23/2005
Manplay 18 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The success of any of Titans basically unscripted MANPLAY films depends on the performers for success. I am happy to tell you that there are some hot guys in MANPLAY 18. There are no true twinks here or any aged troll daddies, just nine sexy m-e-n. They are: Spencer, handsome and versatilethe star of any film in which he might appear. Josh, a dark haired young man who sucks a mean cock. Blu, a versatile and most desirable young redhead. Jason, a handsome and muscular African-American. Brett, a dirty blond with light chest hair. Damon S, who possesses Italianate good looks Damon D, a very sexy young man with long hair. Troy, another dirty blond with light chest hair and a very light mustache. Pete, a young blond with numerous piercings (both nipples, cock, and a guiche). The film opens with Josh chowing down on Jason big black dick as Spencer looks on and decides to join them. Tony, too, strips for action; and so begins our first four-way. Before long, young Pete enters to make it a quintet and zeros in on Jason had cock, leaving Tony to eat out Spencers ass. [read the full review]
review from 3/10/2005:
The success of any of Titans basically unscripted MANPLAY films depends on the performers for success. I am happy to tell you that there are some hot guys in MANPLAY 18. There are no true twinks here or any aged troll daddies, just nine sexy m-e-n. They are: Spencer, handsome and versatilethe star of any film in which he might appear. Josh, a dark haired young man who sucks a mean cock. Blu, a versatile and most desirable young redhead. Jason, a handsome and muscular African-American. Brett, a dirty blond with light chest hair. Damon S, who possesses Italianate good looks Damon D, a very sexy young man with long hair. Troy, another dirty blond with light chest hair and a very light mustache. Pete, a young blond with numerous piercings (both nipples, cock, and a guiche). The film opens with Josh chowing down on Jason big black dick as Spencer looks on and decides to join them. Tony, too, strips for action; and so begins our first four-way. Before long, young Pete enters to make it a quintet and zeros in on Jason had cock, leaving Tony to eat out Spencers ass. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nick, Marco, Darren, Sean, Mario Ortiz, Drew, Jace, Cliff Rhodes, Joey Milano, Ted
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Harold Creg, Brian Mills
Release date: 2/23/2005
Manplay 19 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
With MANPLAY 19, Titan once again invites us to become voyeurs to an orgy. There are no aged daddies in this one, no trolls, and no twinks. Just ten hot men. Some are slender bears like Marco. Some have big cocks like Cliff, who is mightily hung. Some are voracious bottoms like Drew and Ted with his pierced dick. Others are game for some kinky maneuvers such as Darren and Sean. Each viewer will have his favorite or favorites. Mine was Joey, who is very good-looking with black hair and a nicely built body. Turned loose in this group, he is the one I would seek to pair with. But there are none I would seek to avoid as so often happens in this series. The film opens onto the action. Cliffs big cock being the center of focus. After sucking on it, Ted rushes off to get a condom which he hands Cliff and then lies down to get fucked. Elsewhere Marco is cumming. This must be a record for this to happen so soon in one of these. Ted too cums from Cliff fucking him, and Drew is quick to take his place. [read the full review]
review from 4/23/2005:
With MANPLAY 19, Titan once again invites us to become voyeurs to an orgy. There are no aged daddies in this one, no trolls, and no twinks. Just ten hot men. Some are slender bears like Marco. Some have big cocks like Cliff, who is mightily hung. Some are voracious bottoms like Drew and Ted with his pierced dick. Others are game for some kinky maneuvers such as Darren and Sean. Each viewer will have his favorite or favorites. Mine was Joey, who is very good-looking with black hair and a nicely built body. Turned loose in this group, he is the one I would seek to pair with. But there are none I would seek to avoid as so often happens in this series. The film opens onto the action. Cliffs big cock being the center of focus. After sucking on it, Ted rushes off to get a condom which he hands Cliff and then lies down to get fucked. Elsewhere Marco is cumming. This must be a record for this to happen so soon in one of these. Ted too cums from Cliff fucking him, and Drew is quick to take his place. [read the full review]
Latin Thugz 2 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
I dislike it when films begin with previews of other films. It either annoys me that I have to wait to see the film I wanted to see. Orwhat is worseit makes me wish I were seeing one of the films in the previews rather than the one Im about to watch. Its a lose, lose situation. Previews should be at the end, inducing us to buy some more. Not put at the beginning to make us dissatisfied with the present product. That said, lets look at Latin Thugz Volume 2. This film is part of the "amateur line from Latino Fan Club. After much safe sex warnings, they tell us that the encounters are mostly unedited in order to be more real. But a film without editing is like a meal that hasnt been cooked. As a result the blowjobs seem to go on beyond the limit of any jaw to remain open that long without locking and for any cock to be sucked for that length of time and still keep its foreskin. We begin with Joieto and Papo sitting on a sofa bed. [read the full review]
review from 7/4/2005:
I dislike it when films begin with previews of other films. It either annoys me that I have to wait to see the film I wanted to see. Orwhat is worseit makes me wish I were seeing one of the films in the previews rather than the one Im about to watch. Its a lose, lose situation. Previews should be at the end, inducing us to buy some more. Not put at the beginning to make us dissatisfied with the present product. That said, lets look at Latin Thugz Volume 2. This film is part of the "amateur line from Latino Fan Club. After much safe sex warnings, they tell us that the encounters are mostly unedited in order to be more real. But a film without editing is like a meal that hasnt been cooked. As a result the blowjobs seem to go on beyond the limit of any jaw to remain open that long without locking and for any cock to be sucked for that length of time and still keep its foreskin. We begin with Joieto and Papo sitting on a sofa bed. [read the full review]
Ruff Neck Rehab review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The Latino Fan Club really must get a proper method of creating their so-called DVDs. If you turn the back over you will see the telltale coloring of DVD-ROMs. This particular one would not play on either the oldest or the newest of my DVD players. On another one where it did play it stuck and skipped like a drunken spastic. From what I could deduce between the stops and jerks, the film begins with a stud taking drugs and being admitted to a rehab center. He is ordered to shower and the handsome stud supervising him watches with increased interest as our druggy soaps up his uncut shlong. The hunky supervisor strips and joins the patient in the shower. The supervisors nice cock is hard. He assists in soaping his charge and kneels to suck the sizeable dick. When they dry off he returns briefly to sucking the now hard cock and bends over to take it up the ass. We see a counseling session where some of the guys are introduced. The DVD jumped through this and I missed some of the intros. I dont think there was any sex in the scene. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 8/12/2005:The Latino Fan Club really must get a proper method of creating their so-called DVDs. If you turn the back over you will see the telltale coloring of DVD-ROMs. This particular one would not play on either the oldest or the newest of my DVD players. On another one where it did play it stuck and skipped like a drunken spastic. From what I could deduce between the stops and jerks, the film begins with a stud taking drugs and being admitted to a rehab center. He is ordered to shower and the handsome stud supervising him watches with increased interest as our druggy soaps up his uncut shlong. The hunky supervisor strips and joins the patient in the shower. The supervisors nice cock is hard. He assists in soaping his charge and kneels to suck the sizeable dick. When they dry off he returns briefly to sucking the now hard cock and bends over to take it up the ass. We see a counseling session where some of the guys are introduced. The DVD jumped through this and I missed some of the intros. I dont think there was any sex in the scene. [read the full review]
Brazilian Holiday review summaries:
Ryder7's
Synopsis: Several brazilian gay guys cruise for hook-ups amid scenic oceanside views. Its in a foreign language but subtitles are provided. No heat sex with big uncut cocks follow. Scene 1: Begins on a beautiful beach as we see a nice looking bronze boy exiting the ocean. He strikes up a conversation with a light skinned brazilian, and soon they're headed into the rain forest. Once there, Our light skinned guy begins sucking on his new found friends big bronze cock. The sucking goes on a little too long, but the scenery along with a small rock waterfall is nice to look at. Our bronze man then does some rimming and rubbing the head of his cock around soon to be bottom boys' nice tight tiny shaved asshole. Just when I think some barebacking is gonna commence, a condom "magically" appears on the big cock (which is fine, but I hate the way condoms show up out of the blue) Our top takes his time edging his big pole into that tight ass. Soon its in and fucking away while our receiver moans in exquisite pain. [read the full review]
review from 10/14/2005:
Synopsis: Several brazilian gay guys cruise for hook-ups amid scenic oceanside views. Its in a foreign language but subtitles are provided. No heat sex with big uncut cocks follow. Scene 1: Begins on a beautiful beach as we see a nice looking bronze boy exiting the ocean. He strikes up a conversation with a light skinned brazilian, and soon they're headed into the rain forest. Once there, Our light skinned guy begins sucking on his new found friends big bronze cock. The sucking goes on a little too long, but the scenery along with a small rock waterfall is nice to look at. Our bronze man then does some rimming and rubbing the head of his cock around soon to be bottom boys' nice tight tiny shaved asshole. Just when I think some barebacking is gonna commence, a condom "magically" appears on the big cock (which is fine, but I hate the way condoms show up out of the blue) Our top takes his time edging his big pole into that tight ass. Soon its in and fucking away while our receiver moans in exquisite pain. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
For those of us who have been watching Brazilian hunks in various films and perhaps have our Brazilian Holiday in the planning stages, this filmuntil we can make the trip in personwill serve paradoxically both as a pacifier and a further stimulus to our travel plans. I dont know if the city is Rio, Sao Paulo, or some other paradisiacal port of call but it has a sandy beach, a splendid ocean view, a tropical rainforest, and lots of sexy guys. The film begins with one them, a slender youth called Ricardo Caffe, strolling on said beach when dark-skinned Nill Black comes out of the surf to come on to him. They have brief conversation (It has subtitlessomething that I complained was lacking in a film from another studio that I recently reviewed.) Its an easy pickup for Nill and Ricardo is sucking on Nills cock. They move from the beach into the surrounding rainforest and stop in front of a small waterfall. Small is not an adjective that one would apply to Nills cock, however, or to its huge ball sac. [read the full review]
review from 5/15/2005:
For those of us who have been watching Brazilian hunks in various films and perhaps have our Brazilian Holiday in the planning stages, this filmuntil we can make the trip in personwill serve paradoxically both as a pacifier and a further stimulus to our travel plans. I dont know if the city is Rio, Sao Paulo, or some other paradisiacal port of call but it has a sandy beach, a splendid ocean view, a tropical rainforest, and lots of sexy guys. The film begins with one them, a slender youth called Ricardo Caffe, strolling on said beach when dark-skinned Nill Black comes out of the surf to come on to him. They have brief conversation (It has subtitlessomething that I complained was lacking in a film from another studio that I recently reviewed.) Its an easy pickup for Nill and Ricardo is sucking on Nills cock. They move from the beach into the surrounding rainforest and stop in front of a small waterfall. Small is not an adjective that one would apply to Nills cock, however, or to its huge ball sac. [read the full review]
Damon Blows America 6: New York review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Is cum fattening? I once read in a letter to a sex advisor. Well, if it were, Damon Dogg would weigh over 300 pounds. IN DAMON BLOWS AMERICA #6, the greedy cum pig continues his trek across the country sampling sperm from the spout. Damona cute gat-toothed guy with a lot of tattoos (including a skull and cross bones, the insignia of Treasure Island Media on his belly) and an impish grinsucks cocks and waits with open mouth for guys to jack off into it. Damon never met a cock he didnt like. If there are cum-producing balls attached, Damon will suck it. Not overly surprising, I suppose, from someone who says in interviews that he grew up practicing on his brother. Damons travels and travails in this one take him to Palm Springs and NYC. But before they even get to Palm Springs, Damon sucks off this buddy, Jason Croft, in a Taco Bell washroom off I-5. Damon doesnt miss a drop. In the car Damon jacks off. When they get to Palm Springs they head to a nudist resort where Jason goes down on Damon and they end up eating one anothers loads. [read the full review]
review from 3/5/2005:
Is cum fattening? I once read in a letter to a sex advisor. Well, if it were, Damon Dogg would weigh over 300 pounds. IN DAMON BLOWS AMERICA #6, the greedy cum pig continues his trek across the country sampling sperm from the spout. Damona cute gat-toothed guy with a lot of tattoos (including a skull and cross bones, the insignia of Treasure Island Media on his belly) and an impish grinsucks cocks and waits with open mouth for guys to jack off into it. Damon never met a cock he didnt like. If there are cum-producing balls attached, Damon will suck it. Not overly surprising, I suppose, from someone who says in interviews that he grew up practicing on his brother. Damons travels and travails in this one take him to Palm Springs and NYC. But before they even get to Palm Springs, Damon sucks off this buddy, Jason Croft, in a Taco Bell washroom off I-5. Damon doesnt miss a drop. In the car Damon jacks off. When they get to Palm Springs they head to a nudist resort where Jason goes down on Damon and they end up eating one anothers loads. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Leonardo, Ryan, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Felipe, Victor, Rodrigo, Diego
Studio: Arena
Release date: 2/7/2005
Boys Are Back In Town, The (Arena) review summaries:
Netguy's
The cover is what attracted me to The Boys Are Back In Town, featuring two cute blondes, but much to my surprise, when the film began, was that it was in Portugese. Had I looked closer this is presented by South American Pictures. Guess I was too busy looking at the eye candy! In any event, these boys are hungry for sex and just love to fuck! The film begins with the title only and dives right in to two guys talking. Theres no subtitles so I didnt have a clue as to what they were chatting about, Im sure it wasnt Desperate Housewives. One guy is fairly muscular, black hair, and sports large tattoos while the other guy is slender, and both are attractive. A third guy appears and before he can take off his cowboy hat the slender guy is whipping out his huge cock. The muscular dude rims the slender guy a bit before he gets fucked by the well endowed one. As he gets fucked from behind he sucks his tattooed buddy. Eventually he ends up on his back on a table in the room and the well hung guy drives his big rod deep inside while lots of moans and groans emit from the bottom. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2007:
The cover is what attracted me to The Boys Are Back In Town, featuring two cute blondes, but much to my surprise, when the film began, was that it was in Portugese. Had I looked closer this is presented by South American Pictures. Guess I was too busy looking at the eye candy! In any event, these boys are hungry for sex and just love to fuck! The film begins with the title only and dives right in to two guys talking. Theres no subtitles so I didnt have a clue as to what they were chatting about, Im sure it wasnt Desperate Housewives. One guy is fairly muscular, black hair, and sports large tattoos while the other guy is slender, and both are attractive. A third guy appears and before he can take off his cowboy hat the slender guy is whipping out his huge cock. The muscular dude rims the slender guy a bit before he gets fucked by the well endowed one. As he gets fucked from behind he sucks his tattooed buddy. Eventually he ends up on his back on a table in the room and the well hung guy drives his big rod deep inside while lots of moans and groans emit from the bottom. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
The film opens with two average lookers. One of them is wound up like a three-day clock. Hes chattering away making all sorts of slushy sounds but as I dont hear chupa (which I know means suck) I have no idea what hes so excited about. A third joins them and the chatter stops chattering and hauls out the newcomers cock. He sucks it. Eventually he sucks his buddy, too. The newcomer eats out the suckers ass and fucks him. It goes on and on and on with much squealing from the fuckee. In scene two, the cute blond twink in the background on the cover is having a problem with his hot tub. Two muscular guys enter. One is a hunk Ive seen before with scads of tattoos. The other wears a knitted cap. They fiddle with the tub a bit and then start fiddling with the twink. He sucks both. Chupa, chupa they say. The twink looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth. The knitted cap has trouble getting hard. Tattoo spears the kids ass with his big dick. Ai-ee, ai-ee, ai-ee, goes the little twink as his buns are split asunder. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2005:
The film opens with two average lookers. One of them is wound up like a three-day clock. Hes chattering away making all sorts of slushy sounds but as I dont hear chupa (which I know means suck) I have no idea what hes so excited about. A third joins them and the chatter stops chattering and hauls out the newcomers cock. He sucks it. Eventually he sucks his buddy, too. The newcomer eats out the suckers ass and fucks him. It goes on and on and on with much squealing from the fuckee. In scene two, the cute blond twink in the background on the cover is having a problem with his hot tub. Two muscular guys enter. One is a hunk Ive seen before with scads of tattoos. The other wears a knitted cap. They fiddle with the tub a bit and then start fiddling with the twink. He sucks both. Chupa, chupa they say. The twink looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth. The knitted cap has trouble getting hard. Tattoo spears the kids ass with his big dick. Ai-ee, ai-ee, ai-ee, goes the little twink as his buns are split asunder. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ben Damon, Michael Vista, Jack Sanders, Rob Romoni, Park Wiley, Andrew Adams
Studio: Arena
Release date: 2/4/2005
Straight To Bed (Arena) review summaries:
Jay's
"Straight to Bed" is a movie that tells the story of wives setting up their guys with other men in order to prevent the guys from wanting 3 ways with other women and them. Jack Sanders and Park Wiley start us out as they are watching a football game. Park seduces Jack and a nice little sex scene starts that ends with Jack fucking park very nicely and cumming on his face. Michael Vista and Sean Steele are up next. When Michael comes over to do some home repairs he comments on how good a cook he is in the kitchen and in the bedroom. This of course peaks Michael's curiosity and low and behold they start fucking. Sucking and fucking ensues with Sean fucking Michael and cumming on his face. There is a lot of face cumming in this video if you like that stuff. Andrew Addams seduces straight man Raphael Shawn sucking him and getting his cock ready to plow his ass. They fuck any way possible giving Raphael's uncut cock a nice work out. The best looking guy in this film Rob Romoni and the astoundingly handsome Fredrick Ford and Ben Damon. [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2005:
"Straight to Bed" is a movie that tells the story of wives setting up their guys with other men in order to prevent the guys from wanting 3 ways with other women and them. Jack Sanders and Park Wiley start us out as they are watching a football game. Park seduces Jack and a nice little sex scene starts that ends with Jack fucking park very nicely and cumming on his face. Michael Vista and Sean Steele are up next. When Michael comes over to do some home repairs he comments on how good a cook he is in the kitchen and in the bedroom. This of course peaks Michael's curiosity and low and behold they start fucking. Sucking and fucking ensues with Sean fucking Michael and cumming on his face. There is a lot of face cumming in this video if you like that stuff. Andrew Addams seduces straight man Raphael Shawn sucking him and getting his cock ready to plow his ass. They fuck any way possible giving Raphael's uncut cock a nice work out. The best looking guy in this film Rob Romoni and the astoundingly handsome Fredrick Ford and Ben Damon. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
The seduction of a straight guy is a fantasy for many gays. In actuality its mainly an ego trip as the sex is seldomif evergood. In films its always hot. Of course the guys in the films are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road. STRAIGHT TO BED is a film that feeds the fantasy of straight seduction. The opening scene is by far the best. It is done with wonderful humor and the acting is top-notch. None of the remaining scenes come anywhere near it in believability and/or sexual heat. Straight Jack Sanders and gay Park Wiley are watching football on TV. Or rather, Jack is watching football and Park is watching Jack. Between touchdowns, Jack complains that his wife won't go for three-ways. Naturally, Jack is thinking of himself, his wife, and another woman. Park suggests that wifey might be more accommodating if he would permit her to first have a three-way with her husband and another man. But where will I find another man? Jack laments. OH, shut up and lean back, an exasperated Park orders. And down he goes. In no time, Jack's big dick is reaching heavenward. [read the full review]
review from 7/4/2005:
The seduction of a straight guy is a fantasy for many gays. In actuality its mainly an ego trip as the sex is seldomif evergood. In films its always hot. Of course the guys in the films are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road. STRAIGHT TO BED is a film that feeds the fantasy of straight seduction. The opening scene is by far the best. It is done with wonderful humor and the acting is top-notch. None of the remaining scenes come anywhere near it in believability and/or sexual heat. Straight Jack Sanders and gay Park Wiley are watching football on TV. Or rather, Jack is watching football and Park is watching Jack. Between touchdowns, Jack complains that his wife won't go for three-ways. Naturally, Jack is thinking of himself, his wife, and another woman. Park suggests that wifey might be more accommodating if he would permit her to first have a three-way with her husband and another man. But where will I find another man? Jack laments. OH, shut up and lean back, an exasperated Park orders. And down he goes. In no time, Jack's big dick is reaching heavenward. [read the full review]
Taking the Plunge review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Some enterprising person came up with the idea for an incredibly cheap video shoot: hire a deserted warehouse for the day, advertise for ten guys willing to spend the day having sex, and film it. With the glut of new films on the market today and the fact that this is a former VHS film now transferred to DVD to make still more from it, this doesnt sound like one you would want to rent or buy, does it? Well, the truth is you would be passing up a rather hot little item. The reason is that the guys are all sexual dynamos and seem as though they are having a ballrather twenty balls! Some of the performers had appeared in porn flicks previously, but the majority seemed to be first-time performers just out for the bucks and/or the fucks. Adam Rom was a seasoned pro. (He was unforgettable in IN MANS COUNTRY as the one who introduced hunky Sonny Markham to sex for his birthdaysadly, Adam only works now behind the camera.) Chris Yeager and the stud-muffin Dakota had also been in other films. [read the full review]
review from 2/4/2005:
Some enterprising person came up with the idea for an incredibly cheap video shoot: hire a deserted warehouse for the day, advertise for ten guys willing to spend the day having sex, and film it. With the glut of new films on the market today and the fact that this is a former VHS film now transferred to DVD to make still more from it, this doesnt sound like one you would want to rent or buy, does it? Well, the truth is you would be passing up a rather hot little item. The reason is that the guys are all sexual dynamos and seem as though they are having a ballrather twenty balls! Some of the performers had appeared in porn flicks previously, but the majority seemed to be first-time performers just out for the bucks and/or the fucks. Adam Rom was a seasoned pro. (He was unforgettable in IN MANS COUNTRY as the one who introduced hunky Sonny Markham to sex for his birthdaysadly, Adam only works now behind the camera.) Chris Yeager and the stud-muffin Dakota had also been in other films. [read the full review]
Military Manholes review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
If you have watch any of the Soldiers from Eastern Europe series then you have no doubt seen these studs before. This time however they fuck bareback. The scenes all follow an identical pattern. Two soldiers are in the woods. They kiss. They suck cock. One rims the other. Then the rimmer fucks the other. The guys are good eye-candy but the sex is pro-forma. [read the full review]
review from 6/11/2008:
If you have watch any of the Soldiers from Eastern Europe series then you have no doubt seen these studs before. This time however they fuck bareback. The scenes all follow an identical pattern. Two soldiers are in the woods. They kiss. They suck cock. One rims the other. Then the rimmer fucks the other. The guys are good eye-candy but the sex is pro-forma. [read the full review]
Cafe Cum Leche review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
As the title suggests, skin tones vary as Tribal Pulse goes Latin in CAFE CUM LECHE. Its off to a less than intriguing start as the first two performers Fabio and Paulo are only average in appearance. Both lean a bit toward the cafe side. Fabio is turned on by Paulos nipple piercings. He is soon turned on more by Paulos tongue piercing. The final stimulation comes from Paulos cock up his ass. Things pick up considerably in scene two when we discover nicely hung and handsome Andre Bueno showering. Andre is one of the leche Latins. Lounging in a pile of bubbles is Luan. Andre stops showering, slowly crawls into the bubble bath, and blows Luan. Hes an excellent cocksucker. After a bit, Andre presents Luan with his ass. Luan fills it with his big dick and pounds away until Andre's anus is gaping open like a cunt. Luan can pull his cock all the way out and thrust it back in with no hands. The hole just seems to swallow it up. Andre loves it. (So do I.) For scene three our narrator tells us the duo is Fabrizio and Peter. [read the full review]
review from 6/25/2005:
As the title suggests, skin tones vary as Tribal Pulse goes Latin in CAFE CUM LECHE. Its off to a less than intriguing start as the first two performers Fabio and Paulo are only average in appearance. Both lean a bit toward the cafe side. Fabio is turned on by Paulos nipple piercings. He is soon turned on more by Paulos tongue piercing. The final stimulation comes from Paulos cock up his ass. Things pick up considerably in scene two when we discover nicely hung and handsome Andre Bueno showering. Andre is one of the leche Latins. Lounging in a pile of bubbles is Luan. Andre stops showering, slowly crawls into the bubble bath, and blows Luan. Hes an excellent cocksucker. After a bit, Andre presents Luan with his ass. Luan fills it with his big dick and pounds away until Andre's anus is gaping open like a cunt. Luan can pull his cock all the way out and thrust it back in with no hands. The hole just seems to swallow it up. Andre loves it. (So do I.) For scene three our narrator tells us the duo is Fabrizio and Peter. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nico, James, Aaron, Terry, Criss, Ricko Boyani, Deen Tiny, Androw Quiet, Stas Marcus, Tobby
Studio: SEVP
Release date: 1/31/2005
Frisky Business (SEVP) review summaries:
PLamumba's
This video is typical SEVP fare, an unfortunate script the company never varies. First is the requisite shaved models, looking like lab rats. I guess that might appeal to people who are inclined towards the prepubescent or who find bumps from ingrown pubes attractive. I find nothing more boring than a shaved cock, leaving me with the impression that the people involved suffer a pathetic self-deception that their cocks look bigger in the denuded state. Then there is the ridiculous sound track, apparently a loop running about 90 seconds comprising some grunts interspersed with "oh yeah" and "fuck me" delivered in monotone. Also present is yet another SEVP gimmick, the peculiar requirement that the models look at the camera. Why someone at that company thinks this is appealing is beyond me. [read the full review]
review from 1/31/2007:
This video is typical SEVP fare, an unfortunate script the company never varies. First is the requisite shaved models, looking like lab rats. I guess that might appeal to people who are inclined towards the prepubescent or who find bumps from ingrown pubes attractive. I find nothing more boring than a shaved cock, leaving me with the impression that the people involved suffer a pathetic self-deception that their cocks look bigger in the denuded state. Then there is the ridiculous sound track, apparently a loop running about 90 seconds comprising some grunts interspersed with "oh yeah" and "fuck me" delivered in monotone. Also present is yet another SEVP gimmick, the peculiar requirement that the models look at the camera. Why someone at that company thinks this is appealing is beyond me. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jupy Bertocchi, Matteo Brandi, Andrea Greco, Denny Martini, David Nardi, Danny Pacino, Jan Tonello, Simone Vitali
Studio: All Male Studio
Directed by: Franco Minnelli
Release date: 1/25/2005
Joint Sex Venture review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
If you dont believe the music in the background can totally ruin a film then check this one out. The music consists of a guy on the piano who plays the same two bars of music over and over ad nauseum: duh dee duh dum dum, duh dee duh dum dum. Its like the notorious Chinese water torture. The only way one can get into the film is to mute the fucking piano or speed things up to 2x which also kills the sound and watch this as a silent film. Its in Italian with subtitles so you wont miss anything. I like to practice my limited Italian so I was pissed off. ARGH! As to the film itself it has a plot to move things along. Two young ragazzi need a place to stay and agree to let an older guy fuck them once a month for 20 off the rent. The film opens with him fucking one of the boys. This kid has more piercings than a pincushion and is rather scruffy. Hes an amorous little beast however, kissing the landlord with that pierced tongue and giving up his ass without qualm. The landlord leaves his shirt on for the fuck so I know little about his physique. He has a pretty big cock. [read the full review]
review from 3/9/2006:
If you dont believe the music in the background can totally ruin a film then check this one out. The music consists of a guy on the piano who plays the same two bars of music over and over ad nauseum: duh dee duh dum dum, duh dee duh dum dum. Its like the notorious Chinese water torture. The only way one can get into the film is to mute the fucking piano or speed things up to 2x which also kills the sound and watch this as a silent film. Its in Italian with subtitles so you wont miss anything. I like to practice my limited Italian so I was pissed off. ARGH! As to the film itself it has a plot to move things along. Two young ragazzi need a place to stay and agree to let an older guy fuck them once a month for 20 off the rent. The film opens with him fucking one of the boys. This kid has more piercings than a pincushion and is rather scruffy. Hes an amorous little beast however, kissing the landlord with that pierced tongue and giving up his ass without qualm. The landlord leaves his shirt on for the fuck so I know little about his physique. He has a pretty big cock. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tony Rangel, Alex Cinque, Antonio Piras, Antonio Silva, Diego Serra, Enrico Roversi, Leo Ciccone, Michele Maggiore
Studio: Eagle Video
Directed by: Franco Minnelli
Release date: 1/25/2005
Hard Trip To Berlin review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Two hunky Italians set off for Berlin to have a hard time. They do and we do too. In spite of the fact that all the performers are Italian they are every bit as degenerate and decadent as anything youd find in Germany. Its a film that is guaranteed to bring out any latent Sado-Masochistic tendencies youve denied up to now. It isin shortone hot film! We cut from our strolling tourists to a guy strung up in chains. Although he has a light beard, his head, chest and pubic area have been shaved. He releases himself to go hook up a leather sling. He lies back in the sling and strokes his uncut cock spilling his seed onto his belly. We once more see our Italian visitors who have arrived in the gay district of Berlin and are consulting a map. We go inside to join a bearded stud, who strips down to a jock and heads to the sling. As he lies back the camera lovingly pans the body of this green-eyed stud. He fishes his cock from the jock and starts manipulating it. Tonythe handsome one of our Italian visitorsappears similarly clad (or unclad as the case may be). [read the full review]
review from 2/17/2006:
Two hunky Italians set off for Berlin to have a hard time. They do and we do too. In spite of the fact that all the performers are Italian they are every bit as degenerate and decadent as anything youd find in Germany. Its a film that is guaranteed to bring out any latent Sado-Masochistic tendencies youve denied up to now. It isin shortone hot film! We cut from our strolling tourists to a guy strung up in chains. Although he has a light beard, his head, chest and pubic area have been shaved. He releases himself to go hook up a leather sling. He lies back in the sling and strokes his uncut cock spilling his seed onto his belly. We once more see our Italian visitors who have arrived in the gay district of Berlin and are consulting a map. We go inside to join a bearded stud, who strips down to a jock and heads to the sling. As he lies back the camera lovingly pans the body of this green-eyed stud. He fishes his cock from the jock and starts manipulating it. Tonythe handsome one of our Italian visitorsappears similarly clad (or unclad as the case may be). [read the full review]
Raw Luck review summaries:
cumluvr's
This film is yet another display of the perfect specimen that is the Czech boy (there must be something in the water over there that produces such perfect, young bucks!). This little film is about some of Jay Renfro's fuck experiences over a two day (or so) period. The boys in this film can certainly be called "Young, dumb and full of cum". However, my one complaint is--while they certainly are carrying around a lot of seed in those weighted down balls, someone needs to send them to the propulsion lab--b/c they just can't seem to get their rocks off with force and intensity that I had expected. We are treated to six scenes. In scene one, Michael Armano is a photographer and is taking shots of Cameron Jackson when he can't resist the urge to get more physical. In walks Steve Mitchel and we have a threesome on our hands. Steve does Michael over a stool while Michael eats Cam's ass. Steve then switches to Cam's ass and Michael is kneeling down with his pointy tongue out, waiting for some liquid gold. Cam obliges by coating Michael's tongue and chin. [read the full review]
review from 9/6/2005:
This film is yet another display of the perfect specimen that is the Czech boy (there must be something in the water over there that produces such perfect, young bucks!). This little film is about some of Jay Renfro's fuck experiences over a two day (or so) period. The boys in this film can certainly be called "Young, dumb and full of cum". However, my one complaint is--while they certainly are carrying around a lot of seed in those weighted down balls, someone needs to send them to the propulsion lab--b/c they just can't seem to get their rocks off with force and intensity that I had expected. We are treated to six scenes. In scene one, Michael Armano is a photographer and is taking shots of Cameron Jackson when he can't resist the urge to get more physical. In walks Steve Mitchel and we have a threesome on our hands. Steve does Michael over a stool while Michael eats Cam's ass. Steve then switches to Cam's ass and Michael is kneeling down with his pointy tongue out, waiting for some liquid gold. Cam obliges by coating Michael's tongue and chin. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
I can resist anything except temptation, Oscar Wilde once wrote. Those who see Cameron Jackson on the cover of this DVD are not likely to resist purchasing it. Well, give in to the temptation! You are not going to be disappointed. I dont know what it isthe genes, the climate, the drinking waterthat makes the Czech Republic the breeding ground for so many beautiful men and boys, but here they are. And, as the title suggests, they do it bareback and they eat cum. The film opens with an adorable blond, Jay Renfro, guiding us through the days events as noted in his diary. Its Friday the 13th, but its anything but an unlucky day. Jay tells us that the day started with Cameron going to a photographer for a photo session. The photographer is a young brunet beauty, Michael Armano. We quickly get by the clothed shots to get to the nude ones. Blond Cameron has the beginning of chest hair, very hairy legs, and a large uncut cock that arcs upward like a rhinos horn when fully aroused. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2005:
I can resist anything except temptation, Oscar Wilde once wrote. Those who see Cameron Jackson on the cover of this DVD are not likely to resist purchasing it. Well, give in to the temptation! You are not going to be disappointed. I dont know what it isthe genes, the climate, the drinking waterthat makes the Czech Republic the breeding ground for so many beautiful men and boys, but here they are. And, as the title suggests, they do it bareback and they eat cum. The film opens with an adorable blond, Jay Renfro, guiding us through the days events as noted in his diary. Its Friday the 13th, but its anything but an unlucky day. Jay tells us that the day started with Cameron going to a photographer for a photo session. The photographer is a young brunet beauty, Michael Armano. We quickly get by the clothed shots to get to the nude ones. Blond Cameron has the beginning of chest hair, very hairy legs, and a large uncut cock that arcs upward like a rhinos horn when fully aroused. [read the full review]
Bareback Men In Uniform 1 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
In culling these four scenes of approximately thirty minutes each from among their films, this studio has given us a very hot compilation featuring very cute young guys having bareback sex. First upand I mean that literallyare Dorian, a young brunet wearing a black navy uniform, and Evan, a handsome young black wearing a white sailor suit. They start immediately sucking tongues. When Dorians dick is freed from its confinement, Evan goes down on it bringing it to full stand. Although Evans cock is not as big as his, Dorian gives it a good suck and increases its size considerably. Evan then desires to be fucked and Dorian is very willing to oblige him. Sean Cassidy, a cute twink of nineteen is paired with another young cutie, Jonas James. Again they begin with swapping a bit of spit, and Sean shows his prowess at cocksucking. Jonas is no slouch at it either. Sean is a horny little slut, and soon asks permission to eat out Jonass ass. Jonas is willin. Jonas gives the lad a vigorous bareback drubbing that makes Sean ecstatic. And Sean is back for scene three. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2005:
In culling these four scenes of approximately thirty minutes each from among their films, this studio has given us a very hot compilation featuring very cute young guys having bareback sex. First upand I mean that literallyare Dorian, a young brunet wearing a black navy uniform, and Evan, a handsome young black wearing a white sailor suit. They start immediately sucking tongues. When Dorians dick is freed from its confinement, Evan goes down on it bringing it to full stand. Although Evans cock is not as big as his, Dorian gives it a good suck and increases its size considerably. Evan then desires to be fucked and Dorian is very willing to oblige him. Sean Cassidy, a cute twink of nineteen is paired with another young cutie, Jonas James. Again they begin with swapping a bit of spit, and Sean shows his prowess at cocksucking. Jonas is no slouch at it either. Sean is a horny little slut, and soon asks permission to eat out Jonass ass. Jonas is willin. Jonas gives the lad a vigorous bareback drubbing that makes Sean ecstatic. And Sean is back for scene three. [read the full review]
(zero stars)(0.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kenan Wade, Skateboard Steve, Tommy Rock
Studio: D & E
Release date: 1/20/2005
Tommy's Bareback Trilogy review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Having reviewed nearly 550 films Ive seen some really bad films in my time, but if they were any worse than this one then Ive repressed the memory. Tommy Rock is a mature guy in his late thirties or early forties who in this tiresome opus has assembled three guys to be in a film where he plans to fuck them bareback. The operative word is plans as he doesnt always succeed. Now not only does Tom star and direct, he also mans the camera. This means he has to set up a shot and then jump into the scene. And thats where one of the major problems lies. Its not just that the camera cant move, he doesnt know how to set up a shot in the first place! First up (thats a laugh) is Skateboard Steve. Hes a scruffy guy with more hair in his ass crack than most people have on their heads. He jacks off. Then Tommy joins him and sucks on the kids cock. Steve takes a few very tentative tastes of Tommys tool. Tommy attempts to fuck him, but he just cant get his cock through all that hair and into Steves anus. The thought of using lube never seems to occur to Tommy. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 4/22/2006:Having reviewed nearly 550 films Ive seen some really bad films in my time, but if they were any worse than this one then Ive repressed the memory. Tommy Rock is a mature guy in his late thirties or early forties who in this tiresome opus has assembled three guys to be in a film where he plans to fuck them bareback. The operative word is plans as he doesnt always succeed. Now not only does Tom star and direct, he also mans the camera. This means he has to set up a shot and then jump into the scene. And thats where one of the major problems lies. Its not just that the camera cant move, he doesnt know how to set up a shot in the first place! First up (thats a laugh) is Skateboard Steve. Hes a scruffy guy with more hair in his ass crack than most people have on their heads. He jacks off. Then Tommy joins him and sucks on the kids cock. Steve takes a few very tentative tastes of Tommys tool. Tommy attempts to fuck him, but he just cant get his cock through all that hair and into Steves anus. The thought of using lube never seems to occur to Tommy. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rod Barry, Corbin Michaels, Troy Punk, Mario Cruz, Kyle Aames, Kris Anthony, Jonathan Gabriel, Jason Longh
Studio: Adonis Pictures
Directed by: Mike Donner
Release date: 1/3/2005
Star Crossed (Adonis) review summaries:
wizzerbud's
The video starts with some country music playing and you almost expect to hear some lyrics by Kenny Chesney or Tim McGraw. It also begins with one of my pet peeves---no opening credits of the cast. Caleb played by Sean West is a country boy from Greenboro and his boyfriend Billy played by Andy Kirra open the movie playing with each other throwing a football and running around. Sean is a handsome faced guy with a pudgy midsection. Andy is pretty much an average looking guy. They find a blanket and being making out kissing and rubbing each others body. Sean is first to start sucking Andy. Andy reciprocates in sucking Sean. By now the country music playing in the background has changed to a more upbeat type. Andy bends over and Sean goes to licking his ass, and follows it by fucking Andy doggy style. The background scenery during the fucking is pretty awesome. I feel its sort of supposed to represent the mountains of Appalachia or Blue Ridge, but its definitely a California valley. There is very little verbal exchange between the two. [read the full review]
review from 2/4/2006:
The video starts with some country music playing and you almost expect to hear some lyrics by Kenny Chesney or Tim McGraw. It also begins with one of my pet peeves---no opening credits of the cast. Caleb played by Sean West is a country boy from Greenboro and his boyfriend Billy played by Andy Kirra open the movie playing with each other throwing a football and running around. Sean is a handsome faced guy with a pudgy midsection. Andy is pretty much an average looking guy. They find a blanket and being making out kissing and rubbing each others body. Sean is first to start sucking Andy. Andy reciprocates in sucking Sean. By now the country music playing in the background has changed to a more upbeat type. Andy bends over and Sean goes to licking his ass, and follows it by fucking Andy doggy style. The background scenery during the fucking is pretty awesome. I feel its sort of supposed to represent the mountains of Appalachia or Blue Ridge, but its definitely a California valley. There is very little verbal exchange between the two. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Andrew Adams, Alex Mendoza, Ariel Cruz, Alexis Lechero, Juan Carlos Camacho, Juan Jose Hernandez, Rocco Valdez
Studio: El Dorado Entertainment
Directed by: David Del Dorado
Release date: 1/2/2005
Lust In Translation (El Dorado) review summaries:
HornyDiablo's
Lust in Translation profiles six sexy guys who work the streets of Buenos Aires. Some are gay. Some are bi. Some are straight. All are skilled fuckers with smooth young bodies, sexy accents, and big dicks that shoot monster loads. If you're like me and love trashy documentaries about gay hustlers (check out my Zona Rosa review), this is a dream cum true. These boys are authentic Argentinian street trade. But, for the most part they are quite sweet. The DVD is presented in segments: First, they interview the boy about his sexual past, orientation, how he got into the mansex industry, etc. Then, we get to see him in action. Pretty simple. First up is Ariel who describes himself as heterosexual, but has bottomed for clients. Some interesting topics that come up are his ongoing affair with a famous painter and his fantasy to have a three-way with a girl and a transvestite. We then cut to Ariel in a hot scene with Juan Jose. The two kiss and 69 until Ariel fucks Juan Jose (who is interviewed later on) in multiple positions before the two have simultaneous orgasms. [read the full review]
review from 7/22/2006:
Lust in Translation profiles six sexy guys who work the streets of Buenos Aires. Some are gay. Some are bi. Some are straight. All are skilled fuckers with smooth young bodies, sexy accents, and big dicks that shoot monster loads. If you're like me and love trashy documentaries about gay hustlers (check out my Zona Rosa review), this is a dream cum true. These boys are authentic Argentinian street trade. But, for the most part they are quite sweet. The DVD is presented in segments: First, they interview the boy about his sexual past, orientation, how he got into the mansex industry, etc. Then, we get to see him in action. Pretty simple. First up is Ariel who describes himself as heterosexual, but has bottomed for clients. Some interesting topics that come up are his ongoing affair with a famous painter and his fantasy to have a three-way with a girl and a transvestite. We then cut to Ariel in a hot scene with Juan Jose. The two kiss and 69 until Ariel fucks Juan Jose (who is interviewed later on) in multiple positions before the two have simultaneous orgasms. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
With LUST IN TRANSLATION David Del Dorado and El Dorado Entertainment do for Argentina what Kristen Bjorn in his early films did for Brazil. I can find no other films by this director and there is only one preview for coming attractions from the studio so I dont know what his background is. But if this is indeed his first film then it is one of the most remarkableif not THE most remarkable debuts in gay porn. IN LUST IN TRANSLATION the men are young and beautiful, the sex is scintillating, and the direction and photography are among the finest Ive seen. The scenes begin with one of the performers giving an interview (in Spanish with subtitles) telling us a bit about himself and setting up the scene. The first of these is Ariel Cruz, a nicely muscled young hunk, who tells us that he has sex with men for money and that one of his clients was a famous elderly painter who was really hung (the biggest cock Ive been fucked with) and who took Viagra so that they could engage in that flip-flop fuck. For this experience Ariel received $1500. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2005:
With LUST IN TRANSLATION David Del Dorado and El Dorado Entertainment do for Argentina what Kristen Bjorn in his early films did for Brazil. I can find no other films by this director and there is only one preview for coming attractions from the studio so I dont know what his background is. But if this is indeed his first film then it is one of the most remarkableif not THE most remarkable debuts in gay porn. IN LUST IN TRANSLATION the men are young and beautiful, the sex is scintillating, and the direction and photography are among the finest Ive seen. The scenes begin with one of the performers giving an interview (in Spanish with subtitles) telling us a bit about himself and setting up the scene. The first of these is Ariel Cruz, a nicely muscled young hunk, who tells us that he has sex with men for money and that one of his clients was a famous elderly painter who was really hung (the biggest cock Ive been fucked with) and who took Viagra so that they could engage in that flip-flop fuck. For this experience Ariel received $1500. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Scott, Alex, Brett, Cory, Pete Ross, Jacob Slader, Enrique, Brunno Storni, Jude
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Harold Creg, Brian Mills
Release date: 1/2/2005
Manplay 17 review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Titan has followed up its super ManPlay 16 with yet another hot addition to the series. There are nine performers although one is little more than a shadow and totally forgettable. The others, however, are quite memorable and keep things up. Jacob is a scruffy young sexpot with a fancy tattoo pattern on his back and a big stiff dick thats constantly seeking a hole. Cory is young with a black thumbprint goatee. His sultry oriental looks remind me of Keanu Reeves. He has a Prince Albert, and pierced dicks really turn me on. His well-used anus suggests a vagina. Jude is a handsome slim muscular stud with a mustache and goatee. [growl] Pete is the youngest of the group. He is blond and loves piercings. Both nipples are pierced. He also has a guiche and a rod piercing the head of his penis. Like Cory he is a voracious bottom boy. Enrique is another insatiable bottom. He has a five oclock shadow, a fine build, and is sought-after by the others. Brunno isas his name suggestsvery Italianate looking. He has a big uncut cock. His body is hairless. Scott is the daddy of the group. [read the full review]
review from 11/5/2004:
Titan has followed up its super ManPlay 16 with yet another hot addition to the series. There are nine performers although one is little more than a shadow and totally forgettable. The others, however, are quite memorable and keep things up. Jacob is a scruffy young sexpot with a fancy tattoo pattern on his back and a big stiff dick thats constantly seeking a hole. Cory is young with a black thumbprint goatee. His sultry oriental looks remind me of Keanu Reeves. He has a Prince Albert, and pierced dicks really turn me on. His well-used anus suggests a vagina. Jude is a handsome slim muscular stud with a mustache and goatee. [growl] Pete is the youngest of the group. He is blond and loves piercings. Both nipples are pierced. He also has a guiche and a rod piercing the head of his penis. Like Cory he is a voracious bottom boy. Enrique is another insatiable bottom. He has a five oclock shadow, a fine build, and is sought-after by the others. Brunno isas his name suggestsvery Italianate looking. He has a big uncut cock. His body is hairless. Scott is the daddy of the group. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Matt Majors, Ivan Andros, Joey Dino, Ben Jakks, Joshua Adams, Ben Taylor, Troy Punk, Marcos David, Pete Ross, Fredrick Ford, Joey Russo, Spencer Quest, Tim Rusty, Hunt Parker, Nate Pierce, Sebastian Tauza, Jason Diaz
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Bruce Cam
Release date: 12/28/2004
Fallen Angel 5: Horse (Director's Cut) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
(This review is of the director's cut. You can find the general release Fallen Angel 5: Horse pricing here.) Since GORGE in 2002 (a film which very well may be the most beautiful gay porn film ever made) Bruce Camthe head honcho of Titanhas been content to let others occupy the directors chair. Brian Mills, Harold Creg, and the legendary Joe Gage have certainly justified his trust, but Mr. Cam has decided to regain his seat with HORSE: FALLEN ANGEL 5. The result is overwhelming. To put it simply, HORSE is undoubtedly one of the finest gay porn films ever made. Yes, there are real horses, but those of interest are the performers who wear leather belts designating them as horses. There is a stable with stalls but there is also a master suite, a forge, a cave, and an outdoor scene. (If the setting is Hell, I for one am breathing a lot easier about a purported afterlife.) Characters appear out of nowhere a la Bewitched andin one instancedissolve into dewy droplets with the flick of a wrist from a master. The production values are top-notch. [read the full review]
review from 12/21/2004:
(This review is of the director's cut. You can find the general release Fallen Angel 5: Horse pricing here.) Since GORGE in 2002 (a film which very well may be the most beautiful gay porn film ever made) Bruce Camthe head honcho of Titanhas been content to let others occupy the directors chair. Brian Mills, Harold Creg, and the legendary Joe Gage have certainly justified his trust, but Mr. Cam has decided to regain his seat with HORSE: FALLEN ANGEL 5. The result is overwhelming. To put it simply, HORSE is undoubtedly one of the finest gay porn films ever made. Yes, there are real horses, but those of interest are the performers who wear leather belts designating them as horses. There is a stable with stalls but there is also a master suite, a forge, a cave, and an outdoor scene. (If the setting is Hell, I for one am breathing a lot easier about a purported afterlife.) Characters appear out of nowhere a la Bewitched andin one instancedissolve into dewy droplets with the flick of a wrist from a master. The production values are top-notch. [read the full review]
Taboo Sex Acts review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
My dictionary defines Taboo as: prohibited or forbidden by tradition. A prohibition placed on certain acts which makes them unmentionable. So one would expect to see something called TABOO SEX ACTS to feature incest or, at the very least, barebacking. Well, forget it. This is just another typically dull unimaginative piece of limp-dicked drivel from this repetitive and tiresome studio featuring less than average guys attempting to engage in bad sex. We begin with two guys in military fatigues. One is a skinny smirking redhead with a nice dick and pink pubes. Seeing his feet, it appears he has nail fungus. The other is a semi-pump brunet with a sore at the side of his mouth that may be herpes. You wouldnt want to climb in the sack with either. I suggest you turn the sound off or fast forward through the usual obnoxious banter that always begins these scenes. Talk of pussy and the guys telling when they last had some when probably the closest theyve come to ever seeing a naked woman was in getting a glimpse of Janet Jacksons boob at the Super Bowl. [read the full review]
review from 4/16/2005:
My dictionary defines Taboo as: prohibited or forbidden by tradition. A prohibition placed on certain acts which makes them unmentionable. So one would expect to see something called TABOO SEX ACTS to feature incest or, at the very least, barebacking. Well, forget it. This is just another typically dull unimaginative piece of limp-dicked drivel from this repetitive and tiresome studio featuring less than average guys attempting to engage in bad sex. We begin with two guys in military fatigues. One is a skinny smirking redhead with a nice dick and pink pubes. Seeing his feet, it appears he has nail fungus. The other is a semi-pump brunet with a sore at the side of his mouth that may be herpes. You wouldnt want to climb in the sack with either. I suggest you turn the sound off or fast forward through the usual obnoxious banter that always begins these scenes. Talk of pussy and the guys telling when they last had some when probably the closest theyve come to ever seeing a naked woman was in getting a glimpse of Janet Jacksons boob at the Super Bowl. [read the full review]
Surfboys Taken Downunder review summaries:
Ryder7's
Set in and around the beautiful beaches of Australia, "Surfboys Taken Down Under" features a gorgeous cast of fit & trim surfer types. The movie is directed by Mike Esser and condoms are used. Jake is a photographer. He and his boyfriend Rory are on vacation in Aussie land. Jake, a cute brunette is snapping photos of Josh, a hot looking blonde posing against the crashing waves of the beach and rocks. He's wearing a skimpy red speedo which our photographer coaxes him out of with some extra cash (I would too) Soon Jake is naked as well and both guys are rolling around on the beach while the surf splashes all around them ala "From Here to Eternity." They then retreat behind some rocks and take turns sucking each others hot cocks. The scene ends with our blonde friend getting jerked off and cumming. Our next scene has 2 hot brunette surfer-boys exiting the ocean with their boards. They are soon out of their tiny black speedos and play wrestling on the beach as their dicks flop around. They both end up lying down and making out. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2005:
Set in and around the beautiful beaches of Australia, "Surfboys Taken Down Under" features a gorgeous cast of fit & trim surfer types. The movie is directed by Mike Esser and condoms are used. Jake is a photographer. He and his boyfriend Rory are on vacation in Aussie land. Jake, a cute brunette is snapping photos of Josh, a hot looking blonde posing against the crashing waves of the beach and rocks. He's wearing a skimpy red speedo which our photographer coaxes him out of with some extra cash (I would too) Soon Jake is naked as well and both guys are rolling around on the beach while the surf splashes all around them ala "From Here to Eternity." They then retreat behind some rocks and take turns sucking each others hot cocks. The scene ends with our blonde friend getting jerked off and cumming. Our next scene has 2 hot brunette surfer-boys exiting the ocean with their boards. They are soon out of their tiny black speedos and play wrestling on the beach as their dicks flop around. They both end up lying down and making out. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
How, you may ask, can I give 4 stars for the performers' looks and only ½ a star to the film as a whole? Because this is the most irritating film I have ever seen. It had everything going for it: handsome guys, a spectacular locale. But it also had something else: a director who fucked it up. What a tragedy! Mike Esser began his career doing soft pornthe only kind that was allowed in Britain at the time. As a result he still directs as if this is what hes doing. There are scads of double exposures, jump cuts, cross-fades, and much editing and camera-play. Actually these occur every 4 seconds! I actually counted and every 4 seconds something happened to the picture. EVERY 4 SECONDS! I began to feel woozy. Soon I even experienced motion sickness and acquired a headache. Anyone with epilepsy should definitely avoid this film, as it will certainly trigger a seizure. Its like trying to watch sex under a strobe light. Theres a bit of a plot, if you can follow it though all the blips and fades and double exposures. Young Rory has come to Australia. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2005:
How, you may ask, can I give 4 stars for the performers' looks and only ½ a star to the film as a whole? Because this is the most irritating film I have ever seen. It had everything going for it: handsome guys, a spectacular locale. But it also had something else: a director who fucked it up. What a tragedy! Mike Esser began his career doing soft pornthe only kind that was allowed in Britain at the time. As a result he still directs as if this is what hes doing. There are scads of double exposures, jump cuts, cross-fades, and much editing and camera-play. Actually these occur every 4 seconds! I actually counted and every 4 seconds something happened to the picture. EVERY 4 SECONDS! I began to feel woozy. Soon I even experienced motion sickness and acquired a headache. Anyone with epilepsy should definitely avoid this film, as it will certainly trigger a seizure. Its like trying to watch sex under a strobe light. Theres a bit of a plot, if you can follow it though all the blips and fades and double exposures. Young Rory has come to Australia. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chad Hunt, Jason Ridge
Studio: Red Devil Entertainment
Release date: 12/17/2004
Best Of Jason Ridge, The review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
When Jason Ridge won last years Gay VN Award for best newcomer, it was no surprise to those of us who had seen his films. Not pretty-boy handsome nor built like the proverbial brick shithouse, Jason has that mystical quality that makes for film stars. The camera loves him and when he is in a scene he is the one you watch. Some have said he reminds them of Ben Affleck (I dont think so.). Since I just finished watching the Turner Classic Movies Anthony Quinn Festival, I thought on re-viewing his scenes that he reminded me of the young Quinn. The truth is, he looks like Jason Ridge. He has a quiet charisma and hes damned sexy. Seeing his first time on film again, a solo from RED DEVIL SOLOS: CHICAGO one knows why Jett Blakk, director and founder of Red Devil Entertainment, snatched him up to be put under contract for future films. Jason takes him time; he strokes his dick slowly and sensuously, driving the viewer wild. At one point we see a close-up of his ass that makes one want to go up and mount the TV. But Im getting ahead of myself. [read the full review]
review from 4/23/2005:
When Jason Ridge won last years Gay VN Award for best newcomer, it was no surprise to those of us who had seen his films. Not pretty-boy handsome nor built like the proverbial brick shithouse, Jason has that mystical quality that makes for film stars. The camera loves him and when he is in a scene he is the one you watch. Some have said he reminds them of Ben Affleck (I dont think so.). Since I just finished watching the Turner Classic Movies Anthony Quinn Festival, I thought on re-viewing his scenes that he reminded me of the young Quinn. The truth is, he looks like Jason Ridge. He has a quiet charisma and hes damned sexy. Seeing his first time on film again, a solo from RED DEVIL SOLOS: CHICAGO one knows why Jett Blakk, director and founder of Red Devil Entertainment, snatched him up to be put under contract for future films. Jason takes him time; he strokes his dick slowly and sensuously, driving the viewer wild. At one point we see a close-up of his ass that makes one want to go up and mount the TV. But Im getting ahead of myself. [read the full review]
Best Of Maxime Cannon, The review summaries:
The Alchemy's
I am a fan of big uncut dicks. Aiden Shaw, Brad Patton, Barrett Long, and now Maxime Cannon. Maxime might not be as popular as the names I mentioned before him, but boy does he have an amazing uncut cock. Through watching The Best of Maxime Cannon you get to see him use his outstanding uncut tool on seven studs. On to the scenes descriptions. In scene one: Maxime gets to work with Steve Rambo, Catalina's leading man. Steve can deep throat any dick that exists. In this scene he takes all nine inches of Maxime's dick, right up to the balls in his mouth and ass. Steve's cumshot is always a scorcher. This is the best scene on the DVD, but the other scenes ain't that much worst then the first. Scene two: Has Sebastian Cole paired with Maxime. The scene begins with Maxime spying on Sebastian in the shower. Scene three: Has Maxime with Ben Damon. Ben has the whole goofy jock look going for him, if you like that look. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2005:
I am a fan of big uncut dicks. Aiden Shaw, Brad Patton, Barrett Long, and now Maxime Cannon. Maxime might not be as popular as the names I mentioned before him, but boy does he have an amazing uncut cock. Through watching The Best of Maxime Cannon you get to see him use his outstanding uncut tool on seven studs. On to the scenes descriptions. In scene one: Maxime gets to work with Steve Rambo, Catalina's leading man. Steve can deep throat any dick that exists. In this scene he takes all nine inches of Maxime's dick, right up to the balls in his mouth and ass. Steve's cumshot is always a scorcher. This is the best scene on the DVD, but the other scenes ain't that much worst then the first. Scene two: Has Sebastian Cole paired with Maxime. The scene begins with Maxime spying on Sebastian in the shower. Scene three: Has Maxime with Ben Damon. Ben has the whole goofy jock look going for him, if you like that look. [read the full review]
Damon Blows America 5: New Orleans review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Our nation's number one cum-consumer, Damon Dogg continues his quest for spooge by setting off to New Orleans for Southern Decadence. Prior to this he blows a big black, Tony. This stud cums deep in Damon's mouth so we don't see it. In New Orleans there is a small orgy in his hotel room with a young man with a bit of a paunch and a young black. Damon has brought along regulars Jesse O'Toole if the 1001 tattoos and Tom Sawyer (still wearing his trademark dirty red cap and coveralls) who hangs about in his usual method like a jackal on the fringe of the camp. They also take part in this scene. Memorable are Damon's search for cream in the 7 foot 8 inches Vladimir (as Mae West once remarked "forget about the seven feet, let's talk about the 8 inches", and the dual sucking and swallowing of Damon and Kole Michaels--a bald dude with an incredible hairy torso, a tongue piercing, two pierced nipples, a belly piercing, and a cock piercing. [read the full review]
review from 9/28/2004:
Our nation's number one cum-consumer, Damon Dogg continues his quest for spooge by setting off to New Orleans for Southern Decadence. Prior to this he blows a big black, Tony. This stud cums deep in Damon's mouth so we don't see it. In New Orleans there is a small orgy in his hotel room with a young man with a bit of a paunch and a young black. Damon has brought along regulars Jesse O'Toole if the 1001 tattoos and Tom Sawyer (still wearing his trademark dirty red cap and coveralls) who hangs about in his usual method like a jackal on the fringe of the camp. They also take part in this scene. Memorable are Damon's search for cream in the 7 foot 8 inches Vladimir (as Mae West once remarked "forget about the seven feet, let's talk about the 8 inches", and the dual sucking and swallowing of Damon and Kole Michaels--a bald dude with an incredible hairy torso, a tongue piercing, two pierced nipples, a belly piercing, and a cock piercing. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Julian, Pascal St. James, Kurt Lockwood, Mario Rossi, Peter Shaft, Franco Del Torro
Studio: Rascal Video
Release date: 12/11/2004
Str8 Shots review summaries:
dumblonde's
Director: Chi Chi LaRue Videographer: Hue Wilde DOP: 09/27/04 Length: 2 hours 20 minutes Cast: Julian (21 min) Mario Rossi (16 min) Voodoo (17 min) Pascal St. James (16 min) Franco Del Toro (23 min) Peter Shaft (15 min) Rick Pirelles (14 min) Kurt Lockwood (13 min) Nicole Sheridan hosts, in a non-sex role. Audio/Video/Technical: Great camerawork in a wide variety of lighting situations, from a dark den with lava lamps to bright natural light from a window. There's inoffensive background music in each scene that doesn't overwhelm. 4 or 5 chapter stops for each segment makes it easy to navigate, although it probably could have benefited from a 'cumshot recap'. Extras: 4 Trailers: Bolt, A Night at Bruno's, Stone Fox, Raw Footage Wrap it Up : Chi Chi's pro-condom statement Condoms: none The Movie: Leave it to Chi Chi LaRue to come up with this idea. Okay, apparently it was tried some years ago, but it might as well be new. [read the full review]
review from 1/13/2005:
Director: Chi Chi LaRue Videographer: Hue Wilde DOP: 09/27/04 Length: 2 hours 20 minutes Cast: Julian (21 min) Mario Rossi (16 min) Voodoo (17 min) Pascal St. James (16 min) Franco Del Toro (23 min) Peter Shaft (15 min) Rick Pirelles (14 min) Kurt Lockwood (13 min) Nicole Sheridan hosts, in a non-sex role. Audio/Video/Technical: Great camerawork in a wide variety of lighting situations, from a dark den with lava lamps to bright natural light from a window. There's inoffensive background music in each scene that doesn't overwhelm. 4 or 5 chapter stops for each segment makes it easy to navigate, although it probably could have benefited from a 'cumshot recap'. Extras: 4 Trailers: Bolt, A Night at Bruno's, Stone Fox, Raw Footage Wrap it Up : Chi Chi's pro-condom statement Condoms: none The Movie: Leave it to Chi Chi LaRue to come up with this idea. Okay, apparently it was tried some years ago, but it might as well be new. [read the full review]
Academy X 2 review summaries:
saveface's
I remember watching SEVP films for the first time and constantly wanting more. After having seen most of their releases over the past few years, however, I'm beginning to get a bit bored. For the most part, everything is the same in all of the films. Originally the boys were mostly Swedish, now I think they're Eastern European (but that makes little difference since they speak only rudimentary English, if at all). By and large, the camera work is good and the sound is always of high quality. Recently the films have become 100 bareback. Of course given the origins of the boys, everyone is uncut. While slight adjustments have been made in the SEVP formula (such as more plots, more English, and no condoms), all of the films basically follow the same pattern: the guys are usually in 2's or 3's, they first suck, then usually there's either a rim scene or a finger fuck...then there's the fuck scene, often with the same positions, followed by the facial cumshots. This film is no different in that respect. In scene 1, Gino and hottie Jocker trade blowjobs. [read the full review]
review from 4/30/2005:
I remember watching SEVP films for the first time and constantly wanting more. After having seen most of their releases over the past few years, however, I'm beginning to get a bit bored. For the most part, everything is the same in all of the films. Originally the boys were mostly Swedish, now I think they're Eastern European (but that makes little difference since they speak only rudimentary English, if at all). By and large, the camera work is good and the sound is always of high quality. Recently the films have become 100 bareback. Of course given the origins of the boys, everyone is uncut. While slight adjustments have been made in the SEVP formula (such as more plots, more English, and no condoms), all of the films basically follow the same pattern: the guys are usually in 2's or 3's, they first suck, then usually there's either a rim scene or a finger fuck...then there's the fuck scene, often with the same positions, followed by the facial cumshots. This film is no different in that respect. In scene 1, Gino and hottie Jocker trade blowjobs. [read the full review]
A Piece Of the Action (Arena) review summaries:
Boner Bud's
A Piece of the Action is a movie by South American Pictures, which means all the guys have fabulous tans and speak Portuguese. And since there are no subtitles, it's nearly impossible to figure out what the plot is. But I'll give it my best shot. The Plot This movie seems to be the all-male porn version of Frankenstein. We start off with a mad scientist working in his lab, his monster creation laying on a table under a sheet. Another guy comes in and seduces the mad scientist, while some very American honky-tonk music plays in the background. Bizarre! There's some oral and some fucking, and the men are both decently attractive (but then I like guys with darker features). In the next scene, a guy wanders into the scientist's lab and pulls the sheets off the monster, who turns out to be just another Brazilian guy wrapped up in bloody bandages. The intruder starts feeling up the monster, and then starts sucking his dick. What would motivate him to do this is beyond me, but then maybe I missed some important pieces of dialogue. [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2004:
A Piece of the Action is a movie by South American Pictures, which means all the guys have fabulous tans and speak Portuguese. And since there are no subtitles, it's nearly impossible to figure out what the plot is. But I'll give it my best shot. The Plot This movie seems to be the all-male porn version of Frankenstein. We start off with a mad scientist working in his lab, his monster creation laying on a table under a sheet. Another guy comes in and seduces the mad scientist, while some very American honky-tonk music plays in the background. Bizarre! There's some oral and some fucking, and the men are both decently attractive (but then I like guys with darker features). In the next scene, a guy wanders into the scientist's lab and pulls the sheets off the monster, who turns out to be just another Brazilian guy wrapped up in bloody bandages. The intruder starts feeling up the monster, and then starts sucking his dick. What would motivate him to do this is beyond me, but then maybe I missed some important pieces of dialogue. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Troy Banner, Marc Sterling, Todd Maxwell
Studio: Titan Media
Release date: 12/3/2004
Back To Barstow review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Mike Bailey has come back to Barstow and the town is a-buzz. The beguiling Joey Russo who has appeared in secondary roles in previous Titan films and was unforgettable in their ManPlay 16 plays Mike. He plans to stop and visit his friend Fyerfli who is staying at his friend Ruthies until his trailer is repaired. (Fret not, we never meet Ruthie.) But as Joey parks his pickup across the street he sees Tyler Boots striding purposefully toward the front door. Tyler has come to see his girlfriend Ruthie. Tyler is a big boy and the black eye he sports makes him seems both ultra straight and tough as steel. Fyerfli, who is horny after perusing an erotic magazine, invites him in and offers him a beer. Hoping to get Tyler aroused, Fyerfli hands him a beer and the magazine. The pictures soon have the desired effect and Fyerfli suggests he make himself comfortable. Go ahead, Buddy, Take it out. Jack it. Tyler gives him an angry look. [read the full review]
review from 12/2/2004:
Mike Bailey has come back to Barstow and the town is a-buzz. The beguiling Joey Russo who has appeared in secondary roles in previous Titan films and was unforgettable in their ManPlay 16 plays Mike. He plans to stop and visit his friend Fyerfli who is staying at his friend Ruthies until his trailer is repaired. (Fret not, we never meet Ruthie.) But as Joey parks his pickup across the street he sees Tyler Boots striding purposefully toward the front door. Tyler has come to see his girlfriend Ruthie. Tyler is a big boy and the black eye he sports makes him seems both ultra straight and tough as steel. Fyerfli, who is horny after perusing an erotic magazine, invites him in and offers him a beer. Hoping to get Tyler aroused, Fyerfli hands him a beer and the magazine. The pictures soon have the desired effect and Fyerfli suggests he make himself comfortable. Go ahead, Buddy, Take it out. Jack it. Tyler gives him an angry look. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Taz, Danny Mountain, Sammy Case, Adam Sebastian, A.J. Gunn, Adon Diaz, Harold Angel, Sky Blue, Bobby Starks, Chris Damon, Taylor Valez
Studio: Video 10
Release date: 12/1/2004
Seducing Sammy review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Like me, everyone is going to buy this film for Sammy Case. And probably like me, they are going to be disappointed. I zoomed right to his scene (the second one on the DVD). Well right off the bat one notices that Sammy looks better in his still photos than he does on film. Hes paired with a young man who is billed as Danny BIG Boy. Yes, he has a very big uncut cock, but thats part of the problem here. Its much too big for Sammy. (Ever see a Great Dane fuck a Chihuahua?) Together they look ridiculous. Little Sammy can barely get it in his mouth and when it goes into his assit makes it, but Sammy is not enjoying it. Its in there for only a minute (if that) before Danny pulls out to tear off the condom and drop his load on Sammy. SAMMY DOES NOT CUM!!! The title puzzled me, too. As the scene opens with Sammy dancing around in his undies in front of Danny, it would seem that SAMMY SEDUCING was a more fitting title. The entire thing was so awkward and the stars were so obviously not into it that it never got a rise out of me. The solo that followed did better. [read the full review]
review from 1/16/2005:
Like me, everyone is going to buy this film for Sammy Case. And probably like me, they are going to be disappointed. I zoomed right to his scene (the second one on the DVD). Well right off the bat one notices that Sammy looks better in his still photos than he does on film. Hes paired with a young man who is billed as Danny BIG Boy. Yes, he has a very big uncut cock, but thats part of the problem here. Its much too big for Sammy. (Ever see a Great Dane fuck a Chihuahua?) Together they look ridiculous. Little Sammy can barely get it in his mouth and when it goes into his assit makes it, but Sammy is not enjoying it. Its in there for only a minute (if that) before Danny pulls out to tear off the condom and drop his load on Sammy. SAMMY DOES NOT CUM!!! The title puzzled me, too. As the scene opens with Sammy dancing around in his undies in front of Danny, it would seem that SAMMY SEDUCING was a more fitting title. The entire thing was so awkward and the stars were so obviously not into it that it never got a rise out of me. The solo that followed did better. [read the full review]
Bone Mountain review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This delightful dick-stiffening adventure begins with a group of cute Eurotwinks climbing a mountain under a ski lift. Its summer so the slopes are barren. Some of the party get distracted along the way and pair off. The first to do so are Lucas Ford and Peter Wood. (Hows that for a nom de porn?) Lucas is an adorable blond wearing red pants and a sun hat to match. Peter is a shaggy-haired brunet. They begin by sucking face before Peter kneels to suck something else. Lucasit must be notedhas a long plump stiff dick and Peter knows how to keep it that way. This kid really knows how to suck a cock. Indeed all of them do in this one. Unfortunately just as Im getting into this twosome we are yanked away to two others who have also separated from the group: Brad Ryder and Erik Masters. Now crosscutting is all very well when one is directing a western and the cavalry is riding to the rescue of the wagon train, but in a porn film it is a killer. It prevents us from becoming involved in what we are watching and getting that necessary release. [read the full review]
review from 4/17/2005:
This delightful dick-stiffening adventure begins with a group of cute Eurotwinks climbing a mountain under a ski lift. Its summer so the slopes are barren. Some of the party get distracted along the way and pair off. The first to do so are Lucas Ford and Peter Wood. (Hows that for a nom de porn?) Lucas is an adorable blond wearing red pants and a sun hat to match. Peter is a shaggy-haired brunet. They begin by sucking face before Peter kneels to suck something else. Lucasit must be notedhas a long plump stiff dick and Peter knows how to keep it that way. This kid really knows how to suck a cock. Indeed all of them do in this one. Unfortunately just as Im getting into this twosome we are yanked away to two others who have also separated from the group: Brad Ryder and Erik Masters. Now crosscutting is all very well when one is directing a western and the cavalry is riding to the rescue of the wagon train, but in a porn film it is a killer. It prevents us from becoming involved in what we are watching and getting that necessary release. [read the full review]
Spyboy review summaries:
spewboy's
I wasn't much impressed by the clunky, over-bearing plot-line here. However, when you find some hotties from the UK (they're not all freckled with bad teeth and pale skin it appears) and mix them with hot Germanic stock from the continent, you have a combination that is sure to make any man cum himself dry. What's more, these boys know how to fuck! The sex is passionate, almost animalistic, and the well-deserved cumshots are the perfect ending to many of these very hot scenes. In scene one: Bonk (Chris Cooke), our spyboy, is engaged in a suck scene with P (his assistant). Towards the end, the voice of Bonk's boss, K, comes over the intercom asking if Bonk is "coming" (the play on words here is with "cumming" of course). P then responds, "soon, sir". However, their's no deep breathing or anything other than normalcy in P's voice so it's hardly believable. P moans a lot and busts nut all over his lower belly. Bonk then coats P's writhing chest (the load was awesome, but Bonk did little more than breathe heavy when he dumped it). [read the full review]
review from 10/30/2005:
I wasn't much impressed by the clunky, over-bearing plot-line here. However, when you find some hotties from the UK (they're not all freckled with bad teeth and pale skin it appears) and mix them with hot Germanic stock from the continent, you have a combination that is sure to make any man cum himself dry. What's more, these boys know how to fuck! The sex is passionate, almost animalistic, and the well-deserved cumshots are the perfect ending to many of these very hot scenes. In scene one: Bonk (Chris Cooke), our spyboy, is engaged in a suck scene with P (his assistant). Towards the end, the voice of Bonk's boss, K, comes over the intercom asking if Bonk is "coming" (the play on words here is with "cumming" of course). P then responds, "soon, sir". However, their's no deep breathing or anything other than normalcy in P's voice so it's hardly believable. P moans a lot and busts nut all over his lower belly. Bonk then coats P's writhing chest (the load was awesome, but Bonk did little more than breathe heavy when he dumped it). [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
BonkJames Bonk. Until now Sean Connery was for me the only James Bond. But now theres Chris Cooke. This handsome young Brit is now the Bond (or Bonk) for me. The film opens with a marvelous take-off on the traditional Bond openers. But instead of a gun, Chris points a dildo at the camera. This sets the mood for a film that is clever, funny, and very very hot. We first see Bonk as he strolls along the street to MI69 headquarters. There he encountersnot Moneypenny, butLoving, played by Ryan Williams a cute young twink. Loving lives up to his name and is soon swinging on Bonks bone. Chris returns the favor andlet me tell youthis Bond (or Bonk) knows how to suck dick. Ks impatient voice comes over the intercom: Is Bonk coming? Soon, says the already ejaculating Loving. Now K (Tom Jordan) is absofuckinglutely gorgeous, and Im hoping to see him in action; but hes all business. (The good news is that he and P get it on later in the film.) He informs Bonk that an American military group in Iraq has succumbed to an orgasmic death due to a lethal aphrodisiac. [read the full review]
review from 8/12/2005:
BonkJames Bonk. Until now Sean Connery was for me the only James Bond. But now theres Chris Cooke. This handsome young Brit is now the Bond (or Bonk) for me. The film opens with a marvelous take-off on the traditional Bond openers. But instead of a gun, Chris points a dildo at the camera. This sets the mood for a film that is clever, funny, and very very hot. We first see Bonk as he strolls along the street to MI69 headquarters. There he encountersnot Moneypenny, butLoving, played by Ryan Williams a cute young twink. Loving lives up to his name and is soon swinging on Bonks bone. Chris returns the favor andlet me tell youthis Bond (or Bonk) knows how to suck dick. Ks impatient voice comes over the intercom: Is Bonk coming? Soon, says the already ejaculating Loving. Now K (Tom Jordan) is absofuckinglutely gorgeous, and Im hoping to see him in action; but hes all business. (The good news is that he and P get it on later in the film.) He informs Bonk that an American military group in Iraq has succumbed to an orgasmic death due to a lethal aphrodisiac. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dano Sulik, Johan Paulik, Lukas Ridgeston, Sebastian Bonnet, Julian Armanis, Marcel Bouvier, Oliver Krist, Ion Davidov, Oleg Vronski, Nico Tiziani
Studio: Bel Ami
Release date: 11/22/2004
All About Bel Ami review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Five Stars for a documentary? YEAH! Few things could be more pleasant than spending two and a half hours with the handsomest man in the world (Lukas Ridgeston), the cutest guy in the world (Johan Paulik), the sexiest guy in the world (Ion Davidov), the worlds most beautiful (Sebastian Bonnet) and a bounteous bevy of other exquisite boys cavorting around in the nude, sucking, fucking, and just generally looking gorgeous. The boysprimarily Lukasare interviewed and we fans of the studio learn not only about what each likes and dislikes about their careers but also what they think about each other and their future hopes. (Lukas who studied architecture wants to rebuild his family home.) Bel Ami is indeed a happy family. They speak in Slovak but in the U.S. where Lukas and Johan are inducted into the Porn Hall of Fame we hear them speak very good English and during the filming of AN AMERICAN IN PRAGUE that featured Chance, the only American to appear with Bel Ami (lucky bastard), we hear him and Johan chattering away in our tongue. [read the full review]
review from 6/3/2006:
Five Stars for a documentary? YEAH! Few things could be more pleasant than spending two and a half hours with the handsomest man in the world (Lukas Ridgeston), the cutest guy in the world (Johan Paulik), the sexiest guy in the world (Ion Davidov), the worlds most beautiful (Sebastian Bonnet) and a bounteous bevy of other exquisite boys cavorting around in the nude, sucking, fucking, and just generally looking gorgeous. The boysprimarily Lukasare interviewed and we fans of the studio learn not only about what each likes and dislikes about their careers but also what they think about each other and their future hopes. (Lukas who studied architecture wants to rebuild his family home.) Bel Ami is indeed a happy family. They speak in Slovak but in the U.S. where Lukas and Johan are inducted into the Porn Hall of Fame we hear them speak very good English and during the filming of AN AMERICAN IN PRAGUE that featured Chance, the only American to appear with Bel Ami (lucky bastard), we hear him and Johan chattering away in our tongue. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Michael Lucas, J., Jason Dean, Wilfried Knight, Adrian R., Asoka, Alex Lopez, Dani Eitan, Gabriel Sinclair, Kacorot, Luke Stamm
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Directed by: Michael Lucas
Release date: 11/20/2004
Auditions 2 (Lucas) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
There are five scenes. Number One features regular Wilfrid Knight with newcomer Gabriel Sinclair. Number Two features Michael himself with a sexy young Israeli bear, Dani Eitan. Scene Three violates what I said above by having two newbies: Luke Stamm and Jason Dean (which is no doubt why in spite of the water sports on the Directors Edition the scene is one of the least successful). The Fourth Scene features old-pro Asoka with Eric R. (listed on Lucas website and ever hereafter as Adrian R.). The final has Lucas faithful known only as J. along with the huge-dicked Karocot and the young Puerto Rican Alex Lopez. (Lucas also pops into the scene to initiate J.s ass and join the fun.) [read the full review]
review from 12/30/2007:
There are five scenes. Number One features regular Wilfrid Knight with newcomer Gabriel Sinclair. Number Two features Michael himself with a sexy young Israeli bear, Dani Eitan. Scene Three violates what I said above by having two newbies: Luke Stamm and Jason Dean (which is no doubt why in spite of the water sports on the Directors Edition the scene is one of the least successful). The Fourth Scene features old-pro Asoka with Eric R. (listed on Lucas website and ever hereafter as Adrian R.). The final has Lucas faithful known only as J. along with the huge-dicked Karocot and the young Puerto Rican Alex Lopez. (Lucas also pops into the scene to initiate J.s ass and join the fun.) [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Johnny Dawes, Victor Young, Jerry Davis, Chris Burns, Joey Yale, Abdul, Chi Chi, Max Corral, Rocky DiAngelo, Colby Douglas, Lee Jones, Doug Raymond, Jerry Thomas
Studio: Gentleman's
Directed by: J.J. English
Release date: 11/9/2004
Private Pleasures Of John Holmes, The (Gentlemans Video) review summaries:
Flash's
The Private Pleasures of John Holmes is notable because it is the only gay film to have starred John Holmes. Because of this, straight and gay oriented viewers may find some curiosity in the title, however because of the cheap nature of the film, John Holmes' obvious lack of enjoyment, and poor transfer, I can't recommend this release for anyone. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2014:
The Private Pleasures of John Holmes is notable because it is the only gay film to have starred John Holmes. Because of this, straight and gay oriented viewers may find some curiosity in the title, however because of the cheap nature of the film, John Holmes' obvious lack of enjoyment, and poor transfer, I can't recommend this release for anyone. [read the full review]
Parashooter review summaries:
Boner Bud's
There's so much sex and there are so many beautiful men in Kristin Bjorn's latest flick Parashooter that it's overwhelming. In fact, it's dang near impossible to describe it all, but I'll try. The Plot Parashooter is the story of soldiers who are dropped into the mountainous regions of South America on a recon mission to monitor the activities of drug lords and their cocoa plantations. The first thing you should know about this movie is that rather than letting each scene end before moving on to the next scene, all of the scenes are intermingled with each other. This is one of the reasons that the movie becomes so overwhelming to watch. There's just so much action and it keeps moving back and forth from scene to scene. [read the full review]
review from 1/1/2005:
There's so much sex and there are so many beautiful men in Kristin Bjorn's latest flick Parashooter that it's overwhelming. In fact, it's dang near impossible to describe it all, but I'll try. The Plot Parashooter is the story of soldiers who are dropped into the mountainous regions of South America on a recon mission to monitor the activities of drug lords and their cocoa plantations. The first thing you should know about this movie is that rather than letting each scene end before moving on to the next scene, all of the scenes are intermingled with each other. This is one of the reasons that the movie becomes so overwhelming to watch. There's just so much action and it keeps moving back and forth from scene to scene. [read the full review]
Red Center review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
RED CENTER: SHEEP SHEARERS IN THE CITY. At first the title was a puzzle to me. I would have immediately understood AUSSIE ANAL ADVENTURES, GOING UNDER DOWN UNDER, or THE WHIZZER OF OZ, but RED CENTER meant nothing to me. So, in order not to be thought a drongo I went to my book of Australian slang. Nothing. It turns out the hero is named Red Center. But why hes named Red Center is even more of a mystery as he doesnt have red hair. Instead he has dark hairincluding a nice bush on his slender chest. Hes a sexy bloke with enough patter and charm to lure the koalas from the trees. The accent is thick and heavy. The plot tells us that he inherited money from his aunt who was killed in a sheep-dipping incident. (Yeah, theres humour here.) So with the money from his inheritance he and his fellow sheep-shearer Bruce (yes, Bruce) have taken a camera and gone to Sydney to record their good times. What we see is the result. Five guys succumb to their charms and we witness their seduction and eventual boffing by these two horny mates. [read the full review]
review from 1/8/2005:
RED CENTER: SHEEP SHEARERS IN THE CITY. At first the title was a puzzle to me. I would have immediately understood AUSSIE ANAL ADVENTURES, GOING UNDER DOWN UNDER, or THE WHIZZER OF OZ, but RED CENTER meant nothing to me. So, in order not to be thought a drongo I went to my book of Australian slang. Nothing. It turns out the hero is named Red Center. But why hes named Red Center is even more of a mystery as he doesnt have red hair. Instead he has dark hairincluding a nice bush on his slender chest. Hes a sexy bloke with enough patter and charm to lure the koalas from the trees. The accent is thick and heavy. The plot tells us that he inherited money from his aunt who was killed in a sheep-dipping incident. (Yeah, theres humour here.) So with the money from his inheritance he and his fellow sheep-shearer Bruce (yes, Bruce) have taken a camera and gone to Sydney to record their good times. What we see is the result. Five guys succumb to their charms and we witness their seduction and eventual boffing by these two horny mates. [read the full review]
Bone Bud's
Red Center is the hilarious and very hot story of Red and Bruce, 2 sheep shearers from Western Australia who have come all the way to Sydney after Red's aunt dies in a freak sheep dipping accident and leaves her inheritance to him. (By the way, if anyone knows what sheep dipping is, please let me know). Anyway, the 2 guys take the big city by storm, seducing men and filming it all on their camcorder. The result may just be the most entertaining porn movie I've ever seen. The Plot The film opens with Red talking into the camera and explaining how he and his pal Bruce have ended up in Sydney. Red is an adorable brunette with a scraggly five o'clock shadow and the same kind of hat worn by Crocodile Dundee. The pair's first stop is world famous Bondi Beach where they hope to find some hot surfers. Unfortunately the surfers aren't out today, but they do run into a cute skater-boy named Joey. Red asks Joey if he would be willing to show the out-of-towners some hospitality. Joey is a little hesitant to take them back to his place because his mum will be home shortly. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2004:
Red Center is the hilarious and very hot story of Red and Bruce, 2 sheep shearers from Western Australia who have come all the way to Sydney after Red's aunt dies in a freak sheep dipping accident and leaves her inheritance to him. (By the way, if anyone knows what sheep dipping is, please let me know). Anyway, the 2 guys take the big city by storm, seducing men and filming it all on their camcorder. The result may just be the most entertaining porn movie I've ever seen. The Plot The film opens with Red talking into the camera and explaining how he and his pal Bruce have ended up in Sydney. Red is an adorable brunette with a scraggly five o'clock shadow and the same kind of hat worn by Crocodile Dundee. The pair's first stop is world famous Bondi Beach where they hope to find some hot surfers. Unfortunately the surfers aren't out today, but they do run into a cute skater-boy named Joey. Red asks Joey if he would be willing to show the out-of-towners some hospitality. Joey is a little hesitant to take them back to his place because his mum will be home shortly. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brent Everett, Brent Corrigan
Studio: Cobra Video
Release date: 11/7/2004
Schoolboy Crush (Cobra) review summaries:
Brentluvr's
Schoolboy Crush is one of the best films released by Cobra to date in my opinion. Besides having great sex and hot twinks, all the technical elements are quite professionally done (ie sound, camera, etc). Basically, the plot involves 18 year-old virgin Brent Corrigan. He's got a crush on his older brother's friend Brent Everett who unfortunately doesn't even know that he exists. To make matters worse, all of Brent's friends are getting laid. In scene one we witness the deflowering of one of Brent C's friends--Benny. He's paired up with older jockboy Shaun who quickly has his young, inquisitive student naked, sucking and full of cock. Benny whines that it hurts (according to Cobra this is actually Benny's first time being fucked and he's agreed to let it be before the camera) but Shaun persists. Eventually Benny starts to enjoy it. In the end, Benny dribbles a disappointing load which Shaun laps up. Ever curious, Benny asks Shaun what cum tastes like, and Shaun agrees to show him by spooging into his mouth. This is a hot scene if you're into popping virgin cherry. [read the full review]
review from 1/18/2005:
Schoolboy Crush is one of the best films released by Cobra to date in my opinion. Besides having great sex and hot twinks, all the technical elements are quite professionally done (ie sound, camera, etc). Basically, the plot involves 18 year-old virgin Brent Corrigan. He's got a crush on his older brother's friend Brent Everett who unfortunately doesn't even know that he exists. To make matters worse, all of Brent's friends are getting laid. In scene one we witness the deflowering of one of Brent C's friends--Benny. He's paired up with older jockboy Shaun who quickly has his young, inquisitive student naked, sucking and full of cock. Benny whines that it hurts (according to Cobra this is actually Benny's first time being fucked and he's agreed to let it be before the camera) but Shaun persists. Eventually Benny starts to enjoy it. In the end, Benny dribbles a disappointing load which Shaun laps up. Ever curious, Benny asks Shaun what cum tastes like, and Shaun agrees to show him by spooging into his mouth. This is a hot scene if you're into popping virgin cherry. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nick Capra, Pascal Bruno, Mack Manus
Studio: Red Devil Entertainment
Directed by: Jett Blakk
Release date: 11/4/2004
French Kiss (Red Devil Entertainment) review summaries:
Boner Bud's
Hottie Nick Capra does Paris in this better than average film from director Jett Blakk. The Plot French Kiss opens with Nick Capra (one of my many porn crushes) playing a tourist, wandering around Paris and checking out the sites. At one point, someone slips a package into his backpack while he's not looking. It's only later that he discovers the package and finds a letter inside, detailing a sexual escapade. He begins reading and we cut to the scene in question. It's a duo between the incredibly sexy Taurus, and somewhat less sexy Mack Manus. The two trade blowjobs before Taurus gets his ass plowed. In the end, Manus shoots his load on Taurus' ass and eats it up, while Taurus shoots a fine load on Manus' bearded face. Capra then puts the letter back in his bag and sets off to do more sightseeing. We see him pass the Arc de Triomphe on his way to the Louvre. After seeing much of the museum (in a set-up that takes far too long), he takes a break to read another of the letters that was slipped into his bag. [read the full review]
review from 1/16/2005:
Hottie Nick Capra does Paris in this better than average film from director Jett Blakk. The Plot French Kiss opens with Nick Capra (one of my many porn crushes) playing a tourist, wandering around Paris and checking out the sites. At one point, someone slips a package into his backpack while he's not looking. It's only later that he discovers the package and finds a letter inside, detailing a sexual escapade. He begins reading and we cut to the scene in question. It's a duo between the incredibly sexy Taurus, and somewhat less sexy Mack Manus. The two trade blowjobs before Taurus gets his ass plowed. In the end, Manus shoots his load on Taurus' ass and eats it up, while Taurus shoots a fine load on Manus' bearded face. Capra then puts the letter back in his bag and sets off to do more sightseeing. We see him pass the Arc de Triomphe on his way to the Louvre. After seeing much of the museum (in a set-up that takes far too long), he takes a break to read another of the letters that was slipped into his bag. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
I always reviewed the films from Red Devil Entertainment by saying that they were porn movies; not porn films. A porn film being one in which anonymous guys walk into a room and fuck. A porn movie being one in which there is a strong story, and three-dimensional characters. So, I was surprised andI admitdisappointed that their latest release is a porn film; not a porn movie. This is not to say it isnt good. It is. Its just not their typical release. As director Jett Blakk explains in his commentary (do listen to the commentary, its interesting) the logistics of filming on a tight schedule in Paris made a complex plot problematic, so the plot here is merely a device to link together the various scenes. Nick Capra, an American in Paris, is reading the menu outside a French restaurant when a packet of letters is slipped into his backpack. When Nick reads the letters, they describe various sexual encounters and we see them occur. [read the full review]
review from 11/20/2004:
I always reviewed the films from Red Devil Entertainment by saying that they were porn movies; not porn films. A porn film being one in which anonymous guys walk into a room and fuck. A porn movie being one in which there is a strong story, and three-dimensional characters. So, I was surprised andI admitdisappointed that their latest release is a porn film; not a porn movie. This is not to say it isnt good. It is. Its just not their typical release. As director Jett Blakk explains in his commentary (do listen to the commentary, its interesting) the logistics of filming on a tight schedule in Paris made a complex plot problematic, so the plot here is merely a device to link together the various scenes. Nick Capra, an American in Paris, is reading the menu outside a French restaurant when a packet of letters is slipped into his backpack. When Nick reads the letters, they describe various sexual encounters and we see them occur. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Damian Ford, Marco Paris, Rob Romoni, Kent Larson
Studio: Zaye Entertainment
Release date: 11/4/2004
Damian Ford In Hawaii review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The island of Hilo is a virtual Eden. Nude male bodies against this lush natural setting make DAMIAN FORD IN HAWAII one of the most beautiful porn films Ive seen. If theres a problem with this film, its that the sex plays second fiddle to the setting. Not that I really minded that. I dont think you will either. The film contains no dialogue. A wise choice as it would only take away from the visual. There is only a cast of five. Four seasoned pros (Damian Ford, Rob Romoni, Kent Larson, and Marco Paris) joined by one newcomer (Casper Sloan). I used to think Damian Ford was an incredibly sexy guy with beautiful hair adorning his torso. In this film he has opted to bleach the hair on his head so that its snow white and has shaved all that magnificent fur from his torso. As a result he looks somewhat like an aged crustacean without its shell. (Give me back my beast!) The film opens with Damian and Rob exchanging blowjobs by a rushing stream while the other three sit on the opposite back and watch Damian fuck Rob. [read the full review]
review from 5/8/2005:
The island of Hilo is a virtual Eden. Nude male bodies against this lush natural setting make DAMIAN FORD IN HAWAII one of the most beautiful porn films Ive seen. If theres a problem with this film, its that the sex plays second fiddle to the setting. Not that I really minded that. I dont think you will either. The film contains no dialogue. A wise choice as it would only take away from the visual. There is only a cast of five. Four seasoned pros (Damian Ford, Rob Romoni, Kent Larson, and Marco Paris) joined by one newcomer (Casper Sloan). I used to think Damian Ford was an incredibly sexy guy with beautiful hair adorning his torso. In this film he has opted to bleach the hair on his head so that its snow white and has shaved all that magnificent fur from his torso. As a result he looks somewhat like an aged crustacean without its shell. (Give me back my beast!) The film opens with Damian and Rob exchanging blowjobs by a rushing stream while the other three sit on the opposite back and watch Damian fuck Rob. [read the full review]