Drill: To the Point Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/20/2005

Co-directors Brain Mills and Harold Creg are back at the helm with Mr. Mills on camera for Titan’s latest essay in macho merriment, DRILL. It doesn’t take a wizard to know the title is a pun.

It opens with Tyler Boots drilling into a bank vault where he finds the guard, Victor Rios, bound in a chair, a heavy weight hanging from his balls. I thought Tyler was holding up the bank, but apparently he is rescuing Victor. At any rate, he does rescue him, removing the chains binding his hands and removing the chain from his balls. He then proceeds to down Victor’s rampant cock. Both of these studs are macho as hell. Tyler is a slender bear with a short goatee and with both nipples pierced. Victor is a nice Latino bear with a hefty foreskin. He sports a mustache with his goatee. The cocksucking goes on a mite long for my taste (but obviously not for Tyler’s). Victor is ready for other things as well, so he bends over for Tyler to eat his ass. I’m surprised when Tyler slips on a condom and shoves his very hard cock up into Victor, the sight of which almost caused me to shoot there and then. Victor is enjoying it too as his hard cock readily attests. Tyler withdraws after a bit in order to sit on the chair Victor has vacated. Victor sits on Tyler’s dick. These guys, it should be said, look great together. Victor gets back in the chair, but this time it’s to raise his legs so Tyler can fuck him missionary. In very short order, Tyler spews his load onto Victor’s torso. He then licks it up, establishing a motif for the film of the guys lapping up their own cum. (Waste not, want not.) It’s now Tyler’s turn to bend over and get drilled. Victor really throws it to him. He pulls out only to cum. Tyler cums again as Victor shoves fingers up his ass. Victor chains the exhausted Tyler to the table on which he was lying; and, to Tyler’s protests, locks him in the vault where he remains, I suppose, until someone rescues him. I’m game.

In the following scene, Joey Dino and Bo Knight decide to settle their differences with a grudge-wrestling match wearing only jockstraps. It’s certainly better than anything from the WWF, but Can-Am does this sort of thing better. Joey looks as though he would be a nice guy, Bo looks like a brute. But it’s Bo and not Joey that I find more attractive. They wrestle on until Bo sits on Joey’s face and Joey starts chewing on Bo’s bone through the pouch and shoves a tongue up Bo’s ass. Antagonisms seem to fade as Bo releases Joey’s dick from its confinement and goes down on it. They 69, and Bo cums. It’s only a momentary lull however as Bo goes right back to sucking Joey’s cock. Joey applies lube, tongue and cock (in that order) to Bo’s ass. By the end, these two former enemies are kissing. I don’t know how “drill” fit into this scene unless one or both are “drill sergeants”. And that’s kind of hokey. It’s also the film’s weakest scene. Maybe a scene with a road worker and a pneumatic drill would have been better. Hmm.

One day in the warehouse, Todd Maxwell and Matthieu Costa decide to tip a large empty wooden crate over onto the sleeping P. J. Dixon. Panicking from claustrophobia, Dixon claims he can’t breathe. So, Todd gets a large drill and bores two holes into the crate. These air holes also become glory holes, and Todd and Matthieu insert their cocks for Dixon to service. Well, Dixon may no longer be anxious to get out of the box, but I soon am as it’s going on for much too long. (Remember, Brian, MTV has given us short attention spans.) P J is finally let out of the box to get fucked. This is an impressive threesome. Todd is built like the proverbial brick shithouse; Matthieu is not far behind him in bulk, and PJ is a large bear. Todd comes close to fisting Matthieu who is fucking PJ, then drills into Matthieu’s ass.

“Well one thing’s for sure, I said to myself when I saw the film's title, “the film won’t be about going to the dentist.” But I was wrong! The final scene takes place in the dentist’s office. Tim Bruno is sitting in the chair getting his tooth drilled by the dentist, Miguel Leonn as his assistant Joey Russo looks on.
“Are we going to have to pull that?” Joey asks, referring at this point to the tooth and not Tim’s dick.
“Oh, yes.” Miguel answers, not without a trace of glee.
Joey asks Tim if he wants gas and receives an affirmative nod.
As Tim gets gas, he starts to dream that the others will get ass—his. It begins with everyone nude and Joey sucking the dentist’s flesh drill. A recumbent Tim soon takes over sucking Miguel’s cock and takes Joey’s on as well. Naked we now get these guys to their best advantage. Miguel is one hell-of-a handsome hunk. With his curly raven hair, tan skin, and long uncut cock the man is stunning. Tim Bruno is cute as buttons; and Joey Russo is one of the sexiest dudes to ever come down the pike. I just look at Joey and get an instant boner. Sliding on a condom, Joey is the first to drill into Tim’s ass. No Novocain is necessary for this type of drilling and Joey proceeds to enlarge Tim’s cavity. Miguel takes over, and Joey stands by to ASSist. Miguel cums and Tim cums. Miguel licks his up to continue the motif established in the first scene and followed in each of the previous scenes. Tim now bends over the chair for Joey to go back to fucking his ass. Miguel moves behind Joey and kneels to eat out his assistant’s ass. I know that for Russo the term “assistant” is now going to take on an entirely different meaning. As Joey inserts his cock into Tim, Miguel inserts his cock into Joey. Miguel’s stiff cock bangs Joey. Joey’s stiff cock bangs Tim. And Tim stiff cock bangs his belly. Miguel withdraws to cum on Joey’s ass and leans over to lick it up. But it ain’t over yet! Joey lies back in the dentist’s chair for Miguel to continue to fuck him, this time in the missionary position, and Miguel really drills into him. When Miguel showers Joey with cum, he once again licks it up. Joey fires off a fabulous load. (Gee with these multiple cum shots it’s like watching a Bjorn film.) Back in the chair with the gas mask in place, Tim beats off. The dream over, he finds everyone clothed. Boy, if going to the dentist really were like this, I’d go more that twice a year!

One now expects Titan to have the best extras of any studio around, and they don’t disappoint us here. We have a CUM-SHOT REVIEW : the juice without the effort. The standard Titan PHOTO SHOOT where we see the master Mills at work and have yet another chance to ogle these guys. An ADDITIONAL CUM SHOT from scene three with Matthieu cuming as PJ eats out his ass. BEHIND THE SCENES: Mills shows the guys what he wants and they clown around. The MUSIC IMAGE GALLERY shows photos from the photo shoot and still action shots in a slide show with musical accompaniment. And FLUFFING with Knight helping Dino get it up and Todd, PJ, and Matthieu giving helping mouths. There are also PREVIEWS and access to the Titan web site.

Although not truly a blockbuster, the film more than maintains Titan’s high standard. The scenes are properly placed with the hottest scenes at the beginning and at the end. I was a bit pissed off that the scene selection didn’t work on my DVD forcing me to have to go next, next, next to get to the final scene again. (One I plan to watch over and over.) Now, when’s my next dentist appointment?