Parashooter Review

Reviewed by Boner Bud  on  1/1/2005

There's so much sex and there are so many beautiful men in Kristin Bjorn's latest flick Parashooter that it's overwhelming. In fact, it's dang near impossible to describe it all, but I'll try.

The Plot
Parashooter is the story of soldiers who are dropped into the mountainous regions of South America on a recon mission to monitor the activities of drug lords and their cocoa plantations. The first thing you should know about this movie is that rather than letting each scene end before moving on to the next scene, all of the scenes are intermingled with each other. This is one of the reasons that the movie becomes so overwhelming to watch. There's just so much action and it keeps moving back and forth from scene to scene. And just when you think the movie is about over, it keeps going.

At various times throughout the movie we see soldiers in the jungle sucking, rimming, and fucking; plantation workers in the fields going at it; a 5 man orgy in a hot tub; a drug lord being taken care of by his servant; plantation workers having sex with soldiers; a fisherman getting worked over by a couple of locals; soldiers being caught by the drug lord and being taught a lesson in mansex; and finally we see a parashooter who gets stuck in a tree and is helped out by a hunk wandering by. I viewed the mail order version which is 3 hours long, and is so full of wall-to-wall sex that it took me forever to get through it all!

Overall Thoughts
I do wonder if the movie would have been more manageable and easier to digest if it had been broken into distinct scenes like most other movies. I guess we'll have to wait and see if time is kind to Parashooter. But with this many gorgeous men and all the hot sex they have, my guess is it's going to become a classic that will revolutionize the way porn is made!