Cafe Cum Leche Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/25/2005

As the title suggests, skin tones vary as Tribal Pulse goes Latin in CAFE CUM LECHE. It’s off to a less than intriguing start as the first two performers Fabio and Paulo are only average in appearance. Both lean a bit toward the cafe side. Fabio is turned on by Paulo’s nipple piercings. He is soon turned on more by Paulo’s tongue piercing. The final stimulation comes from Paulo’s cock up his ass.

Things pick up considerably in scene two when we discover nicely hung and handsome Andre Bueno showering. Andre is one of the “leche” Latins. Lounging in a pile of bubbles is Luan. Andre stops showering, slowly crawls into the bubble bath, and blows Luan. He’s an excellent cocksucker. After a bit, Andre presents Luan with his ass. Luan fills it with his big dick and pounds away until Andre's anus is gaping open like a cunt. Luan can pull his cock all the way out and thrust it back in with no hands. The hole just seems to swallow it up. Andre loves it. (So do I.)

For scene three our narrator tells us the duo is Fabrizio and Peter. (The back cover lists them as Marcelo and Casey.) I’ll call them Fabrizio and Peter. Fabrizio strips, showing Peter his ass. Peter buries his face in the fleshy mounds. Fabrizio/Marcelo has a nice bod and is handsome in a simian sort of way. Peter/Casey is nice-looking, slender, and has a big cut dick (an unusual trait in this gathering). Fabrizio licks and sucks Peter’s cut peter. Grabbing Peter’s hand, Fabrizio pulls it toward his ass and indicates he wants Peter to finger-fuck him. Peter is eager and willing to oblige. After a nice 69, he puts more than his finger up Fabrizio’s itching hole. When Peter has shot his load—thanks to Fabrizio’s helping hand—it’s a case of turn-a-fuck’s fair play—Fabrizio tops Peter.

The final pairing are the least attractive of the lot. Hunter is tres "cafe" with a black cock devoid of pubic hair. (The narrator refers to him as Jonas.) He also has the beginnings of a belly. Renato reminds me of a lemur. Renato sucks Hunter. Hunter fucks Renato. Thus the film ended on a weak note.

Indeed with two good central scenes preceded and followed by weak scenes the film was sort of like a tasty sandwich served between slices of stale bread.
A photogallery and Cum Fest along with the usual trailers and chapter points give us more extras than we have need to expect.