Bone Mountain Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/17/2005

This delightful dick-stiffening adventure begins with a group of cute Eurotwinks climbing a mountain under a ski lift. It’s summer so the slopes are barren. Some of the party get “distracted” along the way and pair off. The first to do so are Lucas Ford and Peter Wood. (How’s that for a nom de porn?) Lucas is an adorable blond wearing red pants and a sun hat to match. Peter is a shaggy-haired brunet. They begin by sucking face before Peter kneels to suck something else. Lucas—it must be noted—has a long plump stiff dick and Peter knows how to keep it that way. This kid really knows how to suck a cock. Indeed all of them do in this one. Unfortunately just as I’m getting into this twosome we are yanked away to two others who have also separated from the group: Brad Ryder and Erik Masters.

Now crosscutting is all very well when one is directing a western and the cavalry is riding to the rescue of the wagon train, but in a porn film it is a killer. It prevents us from becoming involved in what we are watching and getting that necessary release. We should be allowed to finish one scene before we are wafted away to another. When this happens we are reluctant to even attempt to get involved with the new scene because we know that at any moment we are going to be hauled back to the first scene.

Anyway, Brad and Erik are kissing passionately. In addition to sucking cock like pros the youngsters in this film are the best kissers I have seen. They are really into the sex and one another. Brad, with his dark blond hair and bee-stung lips, is a chicken hawk’s wet dream come true. Erik is another. As soon as Erik has sucked Brad and they’ve spared with tongues, Brad kneels to suck Erik. It is at this point that we cut back to Lucas and Peter who are in medias fuck. They are lying on their sides on the grass and Lucas’ long plump dick is reaming Peter’s butt. Both are naked but Lucas is still wearing his red hat. Peter’s moans indicate that Lucas’ hefty cock is not the easiest thing he may have had up his ass but he enjoys it enough that he shoots his load onto his leg while Lucas plunges into him. Lucas jacks off into Peter’s mouth to finish their scene. It’s a direct hit.

Returning now to Brad and Erik we find them being joined by a cute brunet, Sean Bronson. I’ve seen this cutie before but under another name. I wish these young performers would insist on using the same name rather than accept those assigned them by the studios when they move from one to the other. By this practice they often end up with five or six names. Brad is sucking Erik’s dick when Sean joins them. Erik welcomes him with a kiss, and Sean drops down to help Brad suck dick. We cut to all now naked. Sean is still sucking Erik’s dick and Brad is eating out Sean’s ass. Not surprisingly, Sean’s cock is hard as marble. We cut again to find Sean fucking Erik who is engaged in sucking Brad’s cock. Sean next becomes the central figure, taking Brad’s cock in his ass and Erik’s in his mouth. This tableau goes on a bit too long before the boys kiss and jack off.

Scene three, the central scene, is the high point of the film. It begins with Lucas strolling across a field where he discovers Mario Danza raking hay. Mario has a lightly haired chest, a fine head of hair, is muscled like a farm hand, and is fucking gorgeous. He spies the approaching Lucas and lures the lad under a tree. He grabs Lucas and pulls him into a kiss. At the same time, Mario lowers his own trousers freeing an enormous cock atop large furry balls. What an endowment! Lucas falls to his knees. Mario’s cock seems to inspire him and he sucks it greedily and superbly.

I think the hottest part of anal sex is seeing the cock penetrate the anus. But here—as in all the scenes—we join the fuck when it is already in progress. Lucas—who fucked Peter so vigorously in scene one—is now thoroughly enjoying the huge cock that is enlarging his anus. As he leans against a tree for support he looks as happy as a lottery winner. We are given great close-ups of the huge cock skewering the kid’s slender buns and I wish Mario and pulled out so that we could see how big a hole he had drilled, but he just keeps thrusting. Lucas is smiling and laughing, obviously the mammoth dick plowing his ass feels fantastic. Soon the huge dick shoots its load onto Lucas’ pale bum. Mario then holds Lucas from behind, kissing him as Lucas fires off a considerable charge.

Elsewhere in the field we find Brad Ryder and Peter Wood lying in the high grass. Their kissing is so passionate that they appear to be on the verge of sucking off their tongues. Brad releases Peter’s stiff peter and begins stroking it. Peter then takes over masturbating himself as Brad continues their soul kiss. Peter cums and what may be the shortest (but still hot) scene in gay porn ends.

Lucas is seen stumbling across the field. His walk appears a bit unsteady after the reaming he’s just been through. He sees two boys swapping tongues. Brad Ryder has found another horny lad—Luke Cummings, the beauty on the cover. As the cocksucking starts, Lucas pulls out his cock and stokes along with us. Brad and Luke suck one another’s cocks, stopping only to share a deep kiss, until Luke cums.

We cut to Lucas who is completely naked (except for that red hat) stroking his manly cock. What a beauty this kid is! Director Éclair has found a new superstar with this youngster. Lucas’ jacking off takes a good while but I could watch him for days. I’m actually a bit sad when he finally shoots his load.

It’s back then to Brad and Luke. Luke is supporting himself on a small sapling and Brad’s cock is in his rear. They kiss as they fuck until Brad withdraws and cums.

Extras include a photo gallery with stills from each scene—web connect—Cum fest (all the cum shots in order)—and previews of other Tribal Pulse films.

Despite the editing and not seeing the fucking begin, this is a breathtaking film. The youths are beautiful (Lucas Ford for one is a real find—as indeed are all) and they are really into the sex and one another, going at it with fun and abandon. I never knew a mountain without snow could be so much fun. Bone Mountain is well-named.