I wasn't much impressed by the clunky, over-bearing plot-line here. However, when you find some hotties from the UK (they're not all freckled with bad teeth and pale skin it appears) and mix them with hot Germanic stock from the continent, you have a combination that is sure to make any man cum himself dry. What's more, these boys know how to fuck! The sex is passionate, almost animalistic, and the well-deserved cumshots are the perfect ending to many of these very hot scenes. In scene one: Bonk (Chris Cooke), our spyboy, is engaged in a suck scene with P (his assistant). Towards the end, the voice of Bonk's boss, K, comes over the intercom asking if Bonk is "coming" (the play on words here is with "cumming" of course). P then responds, "soon, sir". However, their's no deep breathing or anything other than normalcy in P's voice so it's hardly believable. P moans a lot and busts nut all over his lower belly. Bonk then coats P's writhing chest (the load was awesome, but Bonk did little more than breathe heavy when he dumped it).

BonkJames Bonk. Until now Sean Connery was for me the only James Bond. But now theres Chris Cooke. This handsome young Brit is now the Bond (or Bonk) for me. The film opens with a marvelous take-off on the traditional Bond openers. But instead of a gun, Chris points a dildo at the camera. This sets the mood for a film that is clever, funny, and very very hot. We first see Bonk as he strolls along the street to MI69 headquarters. There he encountersnot Moneypenny, butLoving, played by Ryan Williams a cute young twink. Loving lives up to his name and is soon swinging on Bonks bone. Chris returns the favor andlet me tell youthis Bond (or Bonk) knows how to suck dick. Ks impatient voice comes over the intercom: Is Bonk coming? Soon, says the already ejaculating Loving. Now K (Tom Jordan) is absofuckinglutely gorgeous, and Im hoping to see him in action; but hes all business. (The good news is that he and P get it on later in the film.) He informs Bonk that an American military group in Iraq has succumbed to an orgasmic death due to a lethal aphrodisiac.