Tommy's Bareback Trilogy Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/22/2006

Having reviewed nearly 550 films I’ve seen some really bad films in my time, but if they were any worse than this one then I’ve repressed the memory.

Tommy Rock is a mature guy in his late thirties or early forties who in this tiresome opus has assembled three guys to be in a film where he plans to fuck them bareback. The operative word is “plans” as he doesn’t always succeed. Now not only does Tom star and direct, he also mans the camera. This means he has to set up a shot and then jump into the scene. And that’s where one of the major problems lies. It’s not just that the camera can’t move, he doesn’t know how to set up a shot in the first place!

First up (that’s a laugh) is Skateboard Steve. He’s a scruffy guy with more hair in his ass crack than most people have on their heads. He jacks off. Then Tommy joins him and sucks on the kid’s cock. Steve takes a few very tentative tastes of Tommy’s tool. Tommy attempts to fuck him, but he just can’t get his cock through all that hair and into Steve’s anus. The thought of using lube never seems to occur to Tommy. “Will you let me fuck you sometime?” Tommy plaintively asks Steve as their scene ends.

He has better luck with Angel. But as Angel is positioned with his head toward the camera anything—like Tommy’s cock—going into Angel’s ass can’t be seen! Finally Angel is arranged sideways and we do see Tommy’s cock go into him but it’s immediately obscured by Tommy’s shadow. Now Angel is placed with his ass to the camera (good choice, Tommy!) Tommy is holding a dildo in Angel’s ass as Angel jacks off. Tommy isn’t moving the dildo in and out; he’s just holding it there. Angel cums and Tommy licks it up. Then Tommy cums up near Angel’s face and puts his scummy cock in Angel’s mouth. When Tommy isn’t looking Angel surreptitiously spits out any cum in distaste.

Kenan Wade, a bleached blond, is the last. He’s sucking Tommy’s cock when we first see him. When it’s time to fuck it’s done with the guys sideways to the camera but shadows obscure both the entry and the fuck. Then there is the same disastrous position we saw earlier with the fuckee’s head toward the camera. It's the position soft core uses for fake fucks. Finally with Kenan’s ass toward the camera we can see Tommy’s cock moving in and out of him. But it's too little too late.

Now I ask you, what’s the point of a film being bareback if we can’t see the fucking? This film was amateurish, tedious and excruciatingly boring. I don't even think it would make a good coaster. Thankfully it was only a trilogy and not a tetralogy. I’d never have lasted through that.