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Boxcover for Naked Pen, The
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Francesca Le, Melanie Moore, Alicia Rio, Traci Winn
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Release date: 5/28/2008
Previews: Previews
Naked Pen, The review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 6/20/2008:
Oldie but goodie, or oldie & moldy ? Hmm. Suppose it's kinda nice to travel backwards in porn time, but this one's just not that molten, despite the presence of Tyffany Million . Best for ' golden age ' junkies . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Watching My Wife (Vivid)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Christian XXX, Monique Alexander, Maria Bellucci, Jack Venice, Natalie Heck, Holly West, Alan Stafford
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Chuck Lords
Release date: 5/22/2008
Previews: Previews
Watching My Wife (Vivid) review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 6/25/2008:
Features fare for fans of fluffy bunny fuckage . Lovely Monique has 2 scenes here....w/no anal, sorry . Good couples viewage I suppose . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Predator 2: The Return
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nikita Denise, Aline, Lexi Lamour, Penny Flame, Sammie Rhodes, Kelly Wells, Memphis Monroe, Gianna Lynn, Alektra Blue, Stormy Daniels, Adrianna Nicole, Roxy Deville, Holly West
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Stormy Daniels
Release date: 5/21/2008
Previews: Previews
Predator 2: The Return review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 3/25/2009:
Although it suffers slightly from sequelitis, this is another nicely done release from Stormy Daniels. She builds nicely on the framework of the original Predator release to let it grow slightly here while never losing the mood. The sex is all nicely done, but it does vary a bit with some scenes just making it past the good mark (such as the opening scene with Nikita Denise, Roxy DeVille, and Stormy Daneils) while others really take off (such as Kelly Wells and Adrianna Nicole's pairing or Stormy Daniels taking on Penny Flame). The lighting might be a little dark for some people's tastes, but the technical aspects show some definite care and the extras show some decent effort. This is a nicely done release. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 7/22/2008:
A worthy sequel to the first one, this one excels in many areas for fans of g/g entertainment. Beautiful girls for sure but they all have on thing they seem to like and that's eating pussy, maybe licking a little booty too! Stormy helms this project and does a top notch job I think. The dialogue isn't to difficult and is handled well by the cast. The story moves along neatly too from the first abduction to the last, you have some treats here too, Penny Flame in a cops uniform, Sammie Rhodes dressed up as doll and of course Stormy herself wearing a long black trenchcoat. Well worth a purchase for g/g fans and for fans of Stormy's directing/ performing as she does both here. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Private Tropical 37: Anal Honeymoon in the Tropics
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sandra, Daria Glower, J.J., Nesty, Phil Hollyday, Mike Angelo, Deniska, Regina Moon, Kathia Nobili, Annamaria Santos, Marc Nero
Studio: Private
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Release date: 5/21/2008
Previews: Previews
Private Tropical 37: Anal Honeymoon in the Tropics review summaries:
loverboy's
review from 7/10/2008:
Beautifully photographed beach and poolside sex in this formula Private Tropical production. It was all very beautiful, but somehow it didn't live up to other Private hotness. Maybe after 37 tropical escapades it's getting too predictable? [read the full review]
Boxcover for Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: David Perry, Alex, Steve Holmes, James Brossman, Karim, Simony Diamond, Nikky Blond, Ava Rose, Bree Olson, Roxy Panther, Jenny Baby, Aron Lazlo, Tibor Butch
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Ethan Kane
Release date: 5/20/2008
Previews: Previews
Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant review summaries:
Comet Man's
review from 7/15/2008:
This is a couples-friendly spoof of Indiana Jones (the one w/ the Ark) it's couples friendly because there is minimal anal (last scene only w/ Bree Olson) in the movie and there are no condoms used. [read the full review]
barrettman's
review from 6/16/2008:
Coulda been called " Carolina Jones & the Boobies & Ball-sacks of Budapest ", since that's where it's filmed . Lame dialog & cheezy acting ? Uh, yeah . Gorgeous babes in abundance ? Check . Anal lovin' ? Little bit, as Bree takes Karim inside her killer kornhole . Very good as a couples flick . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Looking Glass
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nikki Luv, Van Damage, Victoria Sin, Alec Knight, Jack Venice, Tony De Sergio, Kayla Synz, Carolyn Reese, Mikayla Mendez
Studio: Penthouse
Directed by: Bud Lee
Release date: 5/20/2008
Previews: Previews
Looking Glass review summaries:
loverboy's
review from 6/4/2008:
I didn't know they still did corny porn movie plots like this and this one is corny. A couple buy a home and discover to their dismay that outside on the back pool area there is a constant fuck party going on which they can only see when looking through a certain window/door of the home! How realistic! How corny! What a concept! It won't win an Academy Award, but is rather amusing couples fare. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Demi the Demoness Movie
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sinn Sage, Ellie Idol, Audrey Elson
Directed by: Steve Steele
Release date: 5/16/2008
Demi the Demoness Movie review summaries:
Flash's
review from 6/1/2008:
This movie is a rather short but highly entertaining live action debut of the adult comic characters Demi, created by SS Crompton, and Vampirooni, created by Randy Vogel. Having never read the comic series I can't say how a fan of the comics will react to this movie, however, coming in with no knowledge of the series I highly enjoyed this short film and recommend it. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Breaking & Entering (Penthouse)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, James, Dean, Nick Manning, Niko, Paola Rey, Roxy Deville, Holly West, Alan Stafford, Rhylee Richards, Shawna Lenee
Studio: Penthouse
Directed by: Bud Lee
Release date: 5/13/2008
Previews: Previews
Breaking & Entering (Penthouse) review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 8/4/2008:
This is a nice little couples movie. The setups are a bit generic for porn, but the cast handles them in such a way that theyre still fun. Theres a touch of kinkiness thats also brought into the scenes, and it helps scenes such as Roxy DeVilles to stand out nicely. The technical aspects are nicely done and theres also a bit of effort put into the extras to help out the overall DVD. This is a very nice release that should be great for couples wanting to spice things up a little. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Twins Do Science
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Christian XXX, Daisy, Dino Bravo, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Will Powers, Jay Huntington, Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Justin Syder, Brooke Banner
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Release date: 5/13/2008
Previews: Previews
Twins Do Science review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 2/6/2009:
This is one heck of a stupid movie. The Love Twins show that there's no doubt if they'd be able to act their way out of a wet paper bag (no they can't) and suck any humor that might have been in the movie back out. The sex is better, but not much as it hovers around the average mark and is held back by choppy editing and shaky camera work. The most effort for the release seems to be put into the extras, as the bonus scenes last roughly a third again as long as the feature and behind the scenes featurette put together. This is a dud of a release. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Contract Star
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Jenaveve Jolie
Directed by: Robby D
Release date: 5/9/2008
Previews: Previews
Contract Star review summaries:
fu_q's
review from 4/1/2012:
"Contract Star" is a very good (strong 4-star), 2004 comedy from Digitial Playground and Robby D that still holds up well by today's standards. Bordering on the edge of tongue-in-cheek political incorrectness, Evan Stone and Eric Masterson play the parts of "Mexicano" workers in the packaging area of an adult film company. Their boss (Tommy Gunn) is in the market for a new contract star, and they decide to team up to try to claim the $5000 reward for finding one. What ensues is a comical and clever fuck-flick that playfully pokes fun at various stereotypes and that ultimately puts stress on Evan's and Eric's friendship...all before working out for the best in the end. Of course, the fucking is smokin' hot all the way along, as well...so no worries in that regard. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 5/16/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 8 / 7 / 2004 Director: Robby D. Cast: Jesse Jane, Evan Stone, Jenaveve Jolie, Eric Masterson, Tommy Gunn, and Teagan The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard some very good things about this one. Im goign in with pretty high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun and has some darn hot sex as well. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a few laughs with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced in the non-sex scenes. In the sex scenes its heavily dominated by the music, but you can often hear the performers as well. The video is very well done. To start with, its presented in anamorphic widescreen and was shot in HD. Theres barely any grain, and the entire movie is extremely well lit. This is a very nice looking and sounding movie. [read the full review]
tdigle's
review from 3/9/2005:
Introduction/Synopsis Robby D.'s Contract Star tells the story of Julio and Chewie (respectively Evan Stone and Eric Masterson), two Mexican cousins working as inventory clerks at an adult film production company. In hearing the news that the company's biggest earning contract star has just left and that the company is paying $5,000 to whoever can find her replacement, Julio and Chewie proposition everyone from Julio's girlfriend Maruca (played by Jesse Jane) to a random stripper in order to get the money. What I liked Like most of Digital Playground's DVDs, Contract Star has the works: hot men and women fucking each other's brains out, exceptional video and audio quality, and a Behind the Scenes special feature that is extremely funny (just hearing Jesse Jane elicit the most obnoxious high pitched laugh after she spits on Tommy Gunn's hand is worth at least renting this DVD). In addition to these assets, Contract Star features a hilarious script written by Joey Pulgadas which heavily stereotypes American minorities, although in a playful manner. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Flesh Dance (Gourmet)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Rachel Ashley, Kimberly Carson, Laurie Smith, Stephanie Taylor, Herschel Savage, Tanya Lawson, Janey Robbins, Shana Evans
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 5/8/2008
Previews: Previews
Flesh Dance (Gourmet) review summaries:
fu_q's
review from 1/19/2017:
Love, lust, and stripping beneath the hot lights all collide, when an all-nude club that's fallen upon hard times pulls out the stops with an amateur night competition that attracts the attention of an innocent, young woman (Shana Evans) who loves nothing more than to dance. Of course, aiding in the process is a friend and adviser (John Leslie) of the club's owner (Herschel Savage), who's also falling hard for the girl. Such is the case in "Flesh Dance", a very good, 1983 release from GVC and director Ken Gibbs. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Kayden's Krossfire
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Andre Madness, J.D., Mo, Tempest, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Lorena Sanchez, Slick Rhodes, Kayden Kross, Eleni, Captian Bob, Aida Masdew, Darth Schuhe, Jesse Tenessee
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Andre Madness
Release date: 5/7/2008
Previews: Previews
Kayden's Krossfire review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 7/4/2008:
Feature time fans and this time we follow along as Kayden Kross tries to sort out a robbery gone wrong which involves her kin. A pretty good plot twist about half way through helps explain things and in between you have some solid sex with Lorena Sanchez taking on two different cocks in her scenes and Kayden doing one b/g scene and closing it out with Flower Tucci licking her coochie, Miss Tucci also has some b/g fun as well here with Evan Stone so those seeking out Kayden Kross material should definitely check this out, you see her pretty good and she does look hot in a cowboy hat! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Fountain Of Innocence
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Tom Byron, Jeremy Steele, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Toni James, Sean Rider, Taren Steele, Supremacy
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Veronica Hart
Release date: 5/6/2008
Previews: Previews
Fountain Of Innocence review summaries:
YogaDame's
review from 11/9/2008:
Ah, the halcyon days of VCA features. How I miss them. As is typical for the movies I've seen from that not-long-ago era, Fountain of Innocence is a beautiful multi-camera production, attractively lit, skillfully edited, and boasting excellent sound that's enhanced by carefully selected music. The views of the sex are explicit yet pretty. The costumes are a hoot: the perfect swizzle of elegance and tackiness, just right for a porno about a porno. Ron Jeremy stars as a director who's taping History of the Sex World: Part 2. Taren Steele plays an aspiring actress who's about to perform for the first time. Our nervous heroine receives friendly advice and reassurance from a trio of hot blonde veterans: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, and Nina Hartley. The conversational flow is pleasingly uncontrived. It sounds as though the performers are discussing their real and very positive experiences in the industry. It all leads to a happy heap of flesh by the swimming pool. [read the full review]
Boxcover for A Girl Like That (Gourmet Video)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Samantha Fox, Merle Michaels, Dave Ruby, Marlene Willoughby, Ron Hudd, Michael Lawn, Amy Stone, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Richard Mailer
Release date: 4/30/2008
Previews: Previews
A Girl Like That (Gourmet Video) review summaries:
fu_q's
review from 1/14/2017:
A twisted web of lies and sex results when Merle Michaels ends up secretly hooking to pay the bills so that her guy, Bob Presley, can go back to medical school. Of course, he fails miserably and winds up in the arms of prostitutes himself...all using her "hard" earned money. What will happen when their mutual indiscretions are discovered remains the burning question of the day. Such is the case in "A Girl Like That", an overall-decent, 1979 release from GVC and director Richard Mailer. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Beast In Space, The (Severin)
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Marina Hedman, Sirpa Lane, Venantino Venantini, Maria D'Alessandro, Vassili Karis, Lucio Rosato, Umberto Ceriani, Giuseppe Fortis, Dada Gallotti, Giuseppe Lauricella, Iren Szeremi, Claudio Zucchet, Claudio Undari, Benito Pacifico, Bruno Romagnoli
Studio: Severin
Directed by: Alfonso Brescia
Release date: 4/29/2008
Beast In Space, The (Severin) review summaries:
Flash's
review from 3/9/2016:
The Beast in Space is a poorly done Italian softcore science fiction film that had hardcore inserts added to it to become a poorly done Italian hardcore science fiction film. The plot is slow and not overly well developed nor interesting. The acting is bad. The hardcore sequence doesn't even fit within the film. Severin has done a good job with the transfer for this release but hasn't included much for extras. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Morphine
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jerry, Daniel, Jada Fire, Kimberly Kane, Ashley Blue, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Alex Gonz, Julius Ceazher, April Flores, Faith Leon
Studio: Vivid Alt
Directed by: Kimberly Kane
Release date: 4/26/2008
Previews: Previews
Morphine review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 5/15/2008:
Kimberly Kane krafts this kollection of kuties who are slightly..... cuckoo, in a good way . You likey girlies & guns ? Noose sex ? Anal lovin' ? Double anal lovin' ? Hotties hooked on Haze-inducing hallucinogens ? If 'yes', then " Morphine ", is your' fix . Gritty, gripping & salacious, good times ! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jenna Loves Diamonds (Blu-Ray)
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy Spears, Jenna Jameson, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Aurora Snow, Cherry Rain, Dru Berrymore, Ashley Marie, Kendall Karlson
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Michael Zen
Release date: 4/23/2008
Jenna Loves Diamonds (Blu-Ray) review summaries:
Flash's
review from 5/16/2008:
Despite being helmed by a proven director and having a great cast Jenna Loves Diamonds ultimately suffers from arty effects that don't mesh with the movie, editing problems and a rushed plot. Fans of the director or cast may want to check it out but if you aren't I'd pass for a better Club Jenna production. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Apocalypse of Vampires
(zero stars)(0.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Renata Wife, Laura Brent, Tania Califa, Andrea Mortina, Katya Romanov
Directed by: Angel Mora
Release date: 4/23/2008
Apocalypse of Vampires review summaries:
Flash's
(zero stars)
review from 5/2/2017:
Apocalypse of Vampires is the third movie, and final movie, in Ángel Mora's Vampira series. Quite frankly Apocalypse of Vampires is a movie that should never have been made. Yes, this reviewer knows that quite often that is the case with sequels and the like, however, apparently even Ángel Mora couldn't think of a reason that this movie actually should be made. He raided the vaults and used footage from the first two Vampira movies in this one along with some other assorted sex scenes that were shot for other projects. Most of the movie is spent rehashing the plot from Vampira and Vampira 2 - Abiertas hasta el amanecer. The scant amount of footage that was actually shot for this movie is poorly done and clearly inferior to the first two movies. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would want to see this movie. Whether or not Apocalypse of Vampires should have been made or not, Nexxxt Generation has done a nice job with their DVD release of the movie. The video quality is ni [read the full review]
Boxcover for Please Me (Vivid)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Monique Alexander, Sascha, Carly Parker, Charles Dera, Alan Stafford, Brooke Belle
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: B. Skow
Release date: 4/16/2008
Previews: Previews
Please Me (Vivid) review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 4/23/2008:
4 scenes of sexy Monique in all her mouth watering glory . Anal lovin' ? Umm, no . Eye candy galore ? Most assureadly . A good pick for couples viewage . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Brea's Mirror Image
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Christian XXX, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Penny Flame, Derrick Pierce, Brea Bennett, Lela Star, Lindsey Meadows
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: D. Cypher
Release date: 4/15/2008
Previews: Previews
Brea's Mirror Image review summaries:
Sean Renaud's
review from 4/14/2008:
Brea's Mirror Image is the story of a couple of con-artists who decide that the best way to get rich is to take advantage of a recent widower who lost his wife. The rest of the movie is about how she makes him love her and well everybody around them is getting laid. Its an enjoyable story with a nice ending and there is even a lot of good sex. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground)
(3.5 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Directed by: Joone
Release date: 4/11/2008
Previews: Previews
Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground) review summaries:
andyblake's
review from 10/14/2006:
This is a two-disk set, with one of the disks being HD. I played the HD disk on my computer and was completely blown away by remarkable video quality. It is super-sharp and brilliant, and takes full advantage of the incredibly beautiful backgrounds in Tahiti and Bora Bora. Of course, this is strictly couples fare with routine, non-edgy sex. The star is the Hi-Definition presentation and the incredibly gorgeous scenery. The Tera Patrick scene with Barrett Blade is not shot in HD, nor on an island, and it does not really belong in this movie. It seems as though they used some old footage so they could put Tera's name on the box-cover. That brought the overall rating down for me. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 2/25/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 10 / 02 / 2003 & 5 / 03 / 2004 Director: Joone Cast: Devon, Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, and Evan Stone The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from this series but Ive heard good things about it. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its fairly soft, but also beautiful. Who Should Watch It : Fans of soft, beautiful, and artistically captured sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a variety of types of sex scenes, a bit of nastier sex, or to hear the performers. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is basically non-existent. No, there is sound, but you never get to hear the performers because the only audio in the movie is music. The video is great. Its nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen, and has a slightly soft touch that looks perfect for it. The video is extremely well lit, and all looks fantastic. Music: The audio is completely taken up by the music. [read the full review]
Steel69's
review from 1/23/2005:
I can really understand why Island Fever 3 was under-rated by my two previous reviewers: If you are only a fan of nasty, hard porn, let your finges off this one. Well, I love nasty hard sex too, but I also love artistic, sophisticated porn with very beatiful women in an incredible scenery. Those, who saw the first two Island Fever movies know, what is waiting for him/her here. The style is the same: An relaxing soundtrack (where you don't can hear the actors) & highly erotic atmosphere through the whole movie. If you enjoyed Island Fever 1 & 2, you'll be blown away with this one! You'll get three of the hottest girls in porn to see in Island Fever 3: The always great looking Tera Patrick, the sweet hot blonde Devon, and last but not least the new Digital Playground super star Jesse Jane. I think, that she did the best job in this one. She did her scenes all very well, and shows in Island Fever 3, that she can better blow a dick than Devon & Tera. [read the full review]
All reviews of Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground)
Boxcover for Private Gold 99: Barcelona Sex Secrets
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: George Uhl, Andrea Moranty, Olivier Sanchez, Priva, Mike Angelo, Silvia Rubi, Regina Ice, Jandi Lin, Lucy Belle, Nick Moreno, Aletta Ocean, Toni Ferrer
Studio: Private
Directed by: Johnny Vendetta
Release date: 4/9/2008
Previews: Previews
Private Gold 99: Barcelona Sex Secrets review summaries:
Faunus'
review from 4/25/2008:
Another excellent feature film from Private. You get all the usual, hot Euro Girls, high quality production values, a decent plot, and sex that will leave you panting just watching it. And as an added bonus, there is no dubbing! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Scenes From a Cell
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Lanny Barbie, Angela Stone, Austin Kincaid, Paulina James, Kayden Kross, Grace Wylder
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Chuck Lords
Release date: 4/8/2008
Previews: Previews
Scenes From a Cell review summaries:
Flash's
review from 5/14/2008:
Scenes From a Cell is a vignette style movie from the prolific Vivid director Paul Thomas, using his Chuck Lords moniker, that is sexy and hot all while looking nice. You're not going to find anyone choking on a cock until they puke, actresses forced to tears or looking uncomfortable while doing a sexual act that they might be unprepared for. Just hot sex, with some short scenarios, that is a treat for the eyes. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Bree's Slumber Party
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Penny Flame, Aiden Starr, Bree Olson, Kayden Kross
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: David Lord
Release date: 4/3/2008
Previews: Previews
Bree's Slumber Party review summaries:
bono's
review from 5/18/2008:
An interesting flick from director David Lord-- he is in the in between scenes stuff more than I've seen before, liked the approach and you'll just have to listen to what is said, you might laugh, you might FF too. Good sex scenes with Bree doing two, the first sharing a cock with Penny Flame. I hadn't seen Kayden Kross before so her romp with Charles Dera was cool to see and anytime I can watch Roxy DeVille I'm there. Worth a rental for sure. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Stalker (Vivid)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Cassidey, Jezebelle Bond, James Deen, Derrick Pierce, Adrianna Nicole, Regan Reese, Kayden Kross
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Eli Cross
Release date: 4/1/2008
Previews: Previews
Stalker (Vivid) review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 5/8/2008:
Sexy, suspenseful feature fare . Who's the uber porn vixen ? Cassidey or Regan Reese, gotta watch to know . Sex is pretty hot for a feature, yup, that means ' anal lovin' '. Might be worth your' time . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Private Movies 44: Fuck TV
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Karina, Linda, Katrin, Dora Venter, Nikol, Veronica Carso, Mandy Bright, Ramon Nomar, Sandra Iron, Steve Hooper, Claudia Rossi, Angel Dark, Vanessa Mae, Wein Lewis, Tony De Sergio, Csoky Ice, Lee Henshaw, Jennifer Love, Dieter Von Stein, Keana Moire, Will Steiger, Martin Gun, Keanna Moire, Cindy Dollar, Leny Evil, Katherina, Rose Delight, Bettina Campell
Studio: Private
Directed by: Moire Candy
Release date: 3/26/2008
Previews: Previews
Private Movies 44: Fuck TV review summaries:
Comet Man's
review from 4/14/2008:
This is an amusing spoof of all the trivia game shows nowadays. The twist is that the winner gets to "Win Your Dream" sex scene and audience members get to have sex on stage. Add Private's beautiful European women and you get an interesting movie. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Cheating Affairs
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan, Mario Rossi, Alexis Love, Lindsey Meadows, Natasha Nice, Alan Stafford
Studio: Penthouse
Directed by: James Avalon
Release date: 3/23/2008
Previews: Previews
Cheating Affairs review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 5/15/2008:
This is a nice little fuck flick. The story has some of your typical porno problems, but the cast treats it right and seems like they're having a lot of fun with it. As for the sex, Katie Morgan soars in each of her two scenes, but the other three scenes have a very hard time keeping up with her and just make it past the average mark. The technical aspects are nicely done and show some care, and although there's a little effort put into the extras, it isn't much. This is a decent little DVD that's worth checking out if you want something on the lighter side of porn features. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Zodiac Rapist Grindhouse Collection, The
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Sandy Dempsey, Suzanne Fields, Tricia Opal, Buddy Boone, Eve Orlon, Judy Angel, Gerard Broulard, George Peters, Starlyn Simone, Patti Snyder, Andy Bellamy, Nora Weiternik, Jack King, Linda Vroom, Annette Michael, John Dullaghan
Directed by: John Lamb
Release date: 3/18/2008
Zodiac Rapist Grindhouse Collection, The review summaries:
Flash's
review from 8/14/2014:
The Zodiac Rapist Grindhouse Collection combines the two Sam Dobbs films together on one release. The films are fun and lighthearted. However, After Hours Cinema has altered both films, one considerably, which makes it hard to recommend this set. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Porn Valley Law
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelly Wells, Veronica Rayne, Darryl Hanah, Amber Rayne, Natasha Nice, Heidi Mayne
Studio: Rodnievision
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Release date: 3/17/2008
Porn Valley Law review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 4/30/2008:
You likey 'oral only' scenes ? You had better, cuz 3 outta 5 scenes here have just that . 1, MAYBE 2 would suffice, but 3 ??? Unpardonable sin alert....only having Kelly Wells give oral weenie love w/OUT penetration . WTF ????!!!!!! Not recommended . [read the full review]
Boxcover for All in the Family (LBO)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Kristara Barrington, Rick Savage, Kevin James, Robin Cannes, Jennifer Noxt, Lorimarr
Studio: LBO
Directed by: Bobby Hollander
Release date: 3/16/2008
All in the Family (LBO) review summaries:
fu_q's
review from 9/19/2015:
If nothing else, the mid-80s film "All in the Family", from VCR / LBO and Bobby Hollander, certainly lives up to its namesake. Indeed, as one might expect, it's an incest-themed production that doesn't pull many punches and that delivers on its purported premise...fucking in the family. (Note: All material is clearly of an adult / fantasy nature.) [read the full review]
Boxcover for Carmen Goes South
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Exotica, August, Barrett Blade, Marcus London, Carmen Hart, Ryder Skye
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: David Stanley
Release date: 3/15/2008
Previews: Previews
Carmen Goes South review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 2/9/2009:
This is a very fun release. The sex is a bit simple, but the story portion of the feature is absolutely hilarious. David Stanley does every bit as good of a job playing the head of the hillbilly family in front of the camera as he does directing the movie behind it, and Carmen Hart does a great job both acting and fucking. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's some very nice care put into the extras. This is easily one of the best adult comedies to come out of 2008. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Babysitters (Digital Playground)
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Jerry, Tommy Gunn, Gina Lynn, Sascha, Ben English, Jesse Jane, Tyler Durden, Nautica Thorn, Nikki Benz, Teagan Presley, Scott Nails, Sammie Rhodes, Jay Lassiter, Angie Savage, Tony De Sergio, Sophia Santi, Alektra Blue, Lexxi Tyler, Sasha Grey, Shay Jordan, Charles Dera
Directed by: Robby D
Release date: 3/14/2008
Previews: Previews
Babysitters (Digital Playground) review summaries:
MythMaker's
review from 3/15/2008:
Digital Playground operates around the fact it has a roster of grade A contract gonzo girls. Director Robby D is their premiere director (alongside Celeste) and he travels old territory in an attempt to blaze a new trail in the fantasy realm of Babysitters. With everything in place including the talent, the director, the production values, and the concept you would think it's a slam dunk - that everyone involved would push the envelope. Unfortunately, this formula fizzled. I feel as though everyone simply expected it to work, but didn't reach for the inspiration to make it a reality. It is certainly worth watching, as all the girls ares smoking hot and the video/audio clarity is fantastic. Of particular note is Shay Jordan, who single-handedly raises the bar for other conceptual gonzo creations. She is wonderful. [read the full review]
SexyHard's
review from 10/18/2007:
Whether you get off watching mainstream or hardcore gonzo porn, there is something for everyone in this DVD. Rent it! [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 9/28/2007:
Digital Playground lets loose with their big budget all star blast of the year with great results. There's a great variety to the sex and the setups are all a lot of fun and never too serious. The girls are all gorgeous, with all four Digital Playground girls being put on full display doing what they do best. Teagan gets in some great nastier anal action, Shay gets in both a one-on-one and a threesome scene, Jesse puts out the tease before taking on Tommy Gunn and Nikki Benz, and Sophia Santi get in on an all girl orgy. Throw in Nautica Thorn for a passionate one-on-one and a blowbang for Sasha Grey and you should have a little something for everybody all wrapped up in a great packaged complete with great technical aspects and some nice effort towards the extras. If you feel even the slightest urge to check this release out, grab this urge with both hands as tight as you can and ride it. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Miles From Needles
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brian Surewood, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Kimberly Kane, April Blossom, Maria Bellucci, Savanna Samson, James Deen
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: B. Skow
Release date: 3/12/2008
Previews: Previews
Miles From Needles review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
review from 5/3/2016:
Savanna and her girlfriend are caught in bed by Savanna's enraged husband. He freaks out, and the girlfriend accidentally kills him. They run away and end up in Needles, California, where the real nightmare begins...starting with a local psycho impersonating a cop. Think of it as Thelma and Louise meets The House of 1000 Corpses. Only Savanna squirts and the anal scenes will amaze you. This is B. Skow at his darkest...not for the faint of heart. Or faint of pants. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Private Tropical 35: Sex & Lies In The Caribbean
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: George Uhl, Joe Monti, Claudia Adams, Tarra White, Jennifer Love, Boroka Bolls, Nesty, Phil Hollyday, Kathia Nobili, Nick Moreno, Jorg Joppke
Studio: Private
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Release date: 3/12/2008
Previews: Previews
Private Tropical 35: Sex & Lies In The Caribbean review summaries:
Faunus'
review from 4/25/2008:
The thirty-sixth installment of one of Privates flagship lines. With this movie you watch the most beautiful girls get fucked against a backdrop of sun, sand, and ocean waves. A worthy addition to anyones library. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Private Movies 43: The Sexual Exhibitionists
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Julie Silver, Simone Peach, Vanessa Mae, Sarah Twain, Natalli DiAngelo, Jennifer Love, Keana Moire
Studio: Private
Directed by: Moire Candy
Release date: 3/5/2008
Previews: Previews
Private Movies 43: The Sexual Exhibitionists review summaries:
Faunus'
review from 4/7/2008:
The plot centers around a group of girls who get off by setting up elaborate games to tease a guy they found on the internet. Being a Private film, the girls are all top notch, but the rest of the movie seems to be lacking. The first scene is a solo scene with Vanessa May that is shot so that it looks like you are looking at it through the computer. The cutting back and forth was too distracting to give it any real heat. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Texas Vibrator Massacre, The
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Rob Rotten, Seth Dickens, Jamie Elle, Roxy Deville, Jack Vegas, Eric Swiss, Ruby Knox, Daisy Tanks, Bella Lynn
Directed by: Rob Rotten
Release date: 3/4/2008
Previews: Previews
Texas Vibrator Massacre, The review summaries:
classix comment's
review from 12/21/2008:
Another horror porn, but done seriously this time. A bland but sometimes bloody remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but with absolutely no style or substance. We do get a bunch of punks though. But WHO CARES? [read the full review]
DAF1740's
review from 9/15/2008:
Death, gore, and hardcore sex: what more could you ask for! The girls look great and the sex is hot in this horror-porn remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A must see. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Seductress (Gourmet)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Dee, Lisa De Leeuw, Rock Steadie, Big Red, Kathy Harcourt, Lee Carroll, Yvette Cole, Richard Laidlaw, Lazzlo Landani, Damon Christian, Cory Marjon, Richard Reynolds, Sean Bruce, Lee Jansen, Larry Price
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 3/4/2008
Seductress (Gourmet) review summaries:
fu_q's
review from 2/18/2017:
It's all about blackmail and boffing when an unhappy housewife, Lisa DeLeeuw, hires a shady, photographer/hooker pair to set up her hubby sexually. Of course, the entire affair quickly blows out of control and spreads when DeLeeuw's husband's identity as a power-player on the local fire committee is discovered. Such is the case in "Seductress", an overall-good, 1981 release from Gourmet Video and director Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Tasty (Wicked)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, August, Kylie Wilde, Barrett Blade, Nautica Thorn, Austin Kincaid, Kirsten Price, Marco Banderas, Cassandra Cruz
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 3/4/2008
Previews: Previews
Tasty (Wicked) review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 3/21/2008:
Fluffy features fare with Jessica Drake as the Tasty temptress . Anal lovin' ? Well, sorta....Jessica and Kirsten each dildo their dirtboxes . Good call for Jessica fans, since she's in 4 of the disks' 6 scenes . Nice pick for couples viewage . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Dark City
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Ben English, Dirty Harry, Victoria Sin, Marie Luv, Karlie Montana, Jay Lassiter, Tee Reel, Maya Hills, Ava Rose, Faith Leon, Paulina James, Ashlyn Page
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Ethan Kane
Release date: 3/3/2008
Previews: Previews
Dark City review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 5/13/2008:
Ok fans feature time! Ava Rose stars as a trouble wife who enlists Tommy Gunns help to get out of a bad marriage to a mobster type- Ron Jeremy! Lots of dialogue and some good voice overs help move the story along. Sexwise the best scenes come early on with Tommy Gunn first fucking Marie Luv and then Ava-- ass in cowgirl is to die for! There is a fine extras disc too for this package and they do a good job with the look and costumes for this. A good rental for Ava fans. [read the full review]
barrettman's
review from 4/27/2008:
Stylish & sexy, Ava Rose is a dreamy dame playing a deadly game . Crime & sex are the currency traded here, yes, even some anal lovin'. An excellent couples feature that BOTH sexes can/will enjoy . Good stuff. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Taking Memphis
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Claudio Meloni, Alana Evans, L.T., Trina Michaels, Alec Knight, Alexis Silver, Derrick Pierce, Misti Love, Penna Piererra, Mikey Cannon
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Vanessa Blue
Release date: 3/3/2008
Previews: Previews
Taking Memphis review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 4/5/2008:
Plot-driven feature fare with Alana Evans as a cop, determined to get her man....or woman . Anal sex ? Umm, noooooo . Sexy beauties ? Most definitely.....Alexis Silver, Misti Love, Trina Michaels...yum . If you likey couples fare, give 'Memphis' a look-see . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Angel Face (VCX)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Christian XXX, Jada Fire, Eva Angelina, Jenny Hendrix, Dakoda Brookes, Marie McCray
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Roy Karch
Release date: 3/3/2008
Previews: Previews
Angel Face (VCX) review summaries:
Flash's
review from 3/9/2008:
After over a decade with no new feature releases VCX, Ltd returns to the feature film market with Angel Face, their collaboration with Roy Karch and introduces us to newcomer, and sure to be rising star, Marie McCray. While not the best film to come from the studio, Angel Face is enjoyable and shows promise of VCX returning to the adult feature film industry. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Barbara Dare Devours Men
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Peter North, Scott Irish, Randy West, Barbara Dare, Nina Hartley, Erica Boyer, Billy Dee, Nikki Knights, Shone Taylor, Herschel Savage, Jeanne Fine
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 2/26/2008
Previews: Previews
Barbara Dare Devours Men review summaries:
fu_q's
review from 3/5/2016:
With her village ravaged and her virgin sister taken captive for the purposes of marriage to an evil king, the beautiful barbarian queen, Barbara Dare, must overcome all manner of obstacle on her quest to get her unsoiled sibling back and to seek revenge for her peoples' losses. Such is the case in "Barbara Dare Devours Men", an overall-good, 1987 production from Robert McCallum and Gourmet Video. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jenna Loves Diamonds
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Randy Spears, Jenna Jameson, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Aurora Snow, Cherry Rain, Dru Berrymore, Ashley Marie, Kendall Karlson
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Michael Zen
Release date: 2/26/2008
Previews: Previews
Jenna Loves Diamonds review summaries:
Gentleman Jon's
review from 4/16/2008:
This movie can be arousing, but it is probably not going to change the minds of people who don't think they like movies from Club Jenna and similar companies. But on the other hand, if you like Jenna Jameson and/or features from companies like Club Jenna, then you might want to give this a look. Especially if you like Jenna's girl/girl scenes, or want to see more Cherry Rain. [read the full review]
Anthony's
review from 4/14/2008:
Here is the synopsis. Jenna Jameson plays Laura Pendleton a Insurance Investigator. Jenna tracks a cat burglar who steals diamonds. Under hypnosis Jenna finds out that she is just like the cat burglar that she is chasing. She finds out that she is no different than the cat burglar. Overall I would say that is was a good movie with some pretty hot scenes. Jenna looks as good as ever. If you are a Jenna Jameson fan they this is a must buy. [read the full review]
FridayTC's
review from 4/4/2008:
Club Jenna's newest release starring Jenna Jameson. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teenage Cruisers (Raunchy Tonk)
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Holmes, William Margold, Christine DeShaffer, Rick Cassidy, Lynne Margulies, Tony Conn, Rollin' Colin Winsky, Jerry Sikorski, Mabel Joy, Larry Conn, Laszlo Oslips, Tracy Hanfuss, Joe Barr, Victor Rainbow, Jeanette Dilger, Anita Rangoon, Bernie Margulies, John Galt, Johnny Legend, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Raunchy Tonk
Directed by: Johnny Legend, Tom Denucci
Release date: 2/26/2008
Teenage Cruisers (Raunchy Tonk) review summaries:
Flash's
review from 11/27/2015:
Young, Hot N' Nasty Teenage Cruisers is an oddball of a film. It tries very hard to be a rockabilly nostalgia film, but ultimately is a failure. Faked cum shots, loops inserted into the story, missed comedy, and a general failure of a direction for the film pull it down. Raunchy Tonk has made some poor mistakes with the presentation of the film, utilizing a video master, altering the credits, and making the disc non-anamorphic widescreen. Raunchy Tonk did go all the way on the special features for the disc. [read the full review]
classix comments'
review from 4/10/2008:
When non-X Rated filmmakers/personalities get involved in hardcore films, the results are more than often strange, if not somewhat tedious. But here, rockabilly personality and general cult icon Johnny Legend's underground hit Teenage Cruisers is a happy exception to the rule. Let's hope this DVD is as good as the film itself. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Naughty Co-Ed Caper, The
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John West, Reno, Shy Love, Jack Venice, Memphis Monroe, Bree Olson, Kylee Reese, Dane Cross
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 2/22/2008
Previews: Previews
Naughty Co-Ed Caper, The review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 5/4/2008:
Ok it's Bree Olson fans and she's in two scenes plus you have lots of naked time with her in this one, more than the previous movie. The gist of the story has Bree and Kylee down on their luck financially and they go through some trouble to make ends meet. Factor in also Memphis Monroe and Shy Love in the sex dept and you have some good stuff to check out. A rental for sure. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Bree's College Daze
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, T.J. Cummings, Sammie Rhodes, Kelly Wells, Maya Hills, Lorena Sanchez, Bree Olson
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Andre Madness
Release date: 2/11/2008
Previews: Previews
Bree's College Daze review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 3/17/2008:
Sexy schoolgirl Bree has a sexy way of earning her books & tuition fees for College courses.......computer/cam sex ! Anal lovin' ? Of course, does Bree ever disappoint ? Good feature film for couples that won't bore horny dudes . [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 2/22/2008:
Here we have the second contract flick from Miss Bree Olson since signing with Adam & Eve. She's in college and the dean's curious as to how she paid off her loan so soon so he puts career college student Steven St. Croix on the case to find out and if he does it means a degree and the college is rid of him which is another goal of the dean,lol. We get the answer early on as to how she did it, a website and camshows of sex!! Of the five scenes here two are with Bree and I was curious as to why her second scene wasn't the finale since she's the star of the dvd but it's a small quibble. You also get a good g/g scene with Sammie Rhodes and Kelly 'fuckin' Wells and Lorena Sanchez along with Maya Hills do solid 1-1 scenes so it's a rental for sure for Bree fans, there is anal in the scene Bree does with Brandon Iron so that was good. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Refinements in Love
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rene Bond, John Hart, Brigitte Maier, Liz Renay, Ric Lutze, William Howard, Carlos Tobalina, Ron Darby, Anita de Moulin, Susan Harbor, Rose Monroe, George Bernard Sands, Michael James, Nora Weiternik, Fran Spector, Linda Vroom, James E. Myers, Devon Mayer, Jim Mayer, Jim [IV] (classic), Carmen Oliviera, Maria Tobalina
Directed by: Carlos Tobalina
Release date: 2/3/2008
Refinements in Love review summaries:
Flash's
review from 5/10/2016:
Refinements in Love is a hard film to recommend or to suggest passing on. It is one of the early adult films that is made to appear like a documentary, despite all of the documentary footage being fake. It is one of the more coherent efforts from Carlos Tobalina, but it still suffers from his haphazard nature of putting together his films. While there are some amusing moments and some nice sex scenes, the film also runs too long for what it is trying to do. Impulse Pictures has done a good job with this release with a nice looking, albeit cropped picture, but it does have some issues with the color. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Not Another Porn Movie (Adam & Eve)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl, Jade Jolie, January Darling
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 1/31/2008
Previews: Previews
Not Another Porn Movie (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 2/29/2008:
The comedic stylings of multi-talented Joanna Angel are on full display here . A dead-nails on spoof of the inanity of the porn biz . Oh, and there's even here sex too, lol . Anal lovin' ? Duh, it's a Joanna Angel flick . Great & funny extras to boot . Highly recommended . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Bad Luck Betties, The
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mary Jane, John West, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Paige Richards, Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Tommy Pistol, Pinky Lee, Bianca Dagger
Studio: Vivid Alt
Directed by: Winky Tiki
Release date: 1/30/2008
Previews: Previews
Bad Luck Betties, The review summaries:
Zorge's
review from 8/31/2008:
Bad Luck Betties is a very entertaining film from Winkytiki, with a vibe that builds off of his earlier Rebelle Rousers (Kimberly Kane even makes a cameo here as her character from that movie.) The style has a very rockabilly, b-movie feel, with great effects meticulously pieced together by the director. The outfits and set-ups here work tremendously and make for a really fun vibe. On top of it, the original soundtrack perfectly fits the movie. There's just enough story to follow and keep things intriguing, but it never gets overburdened with details. [read the full review]
Boxcover for San Francisco Grindhouse Triple Feature: Wendy's Naughty Night
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Annette Haven, Linda Wong, Paul Scharf, Candida Royalle, Nan Johnson, Celeste Laymore, Vicky Lovelace, Bob Migliette, Warren St. Thomas, Lee Warneky, Raymond Warren, Louise Thompson, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Nick Philips
Release date: 1/23/2008
San Francisco Grindhouse Triple Feature: Wendy's Naughty Night review summaries:
Classix Comment's
review from 2/7/2008:
After Hours Cinema has just provided us with a triple feature consisting of two Nick Phillips films and a genuine obscurity, Easy Alice. I've never been much of a Phillips fan, but I know nothing about these so I'm ever hopeful. Easy Alice is another story. [read the full review]