Mrs. Behavin' Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/8/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 86 min.

Production Date: 7 / 30 / 2005, 10 / 10 / 2005

Director: Celeste

Cast: Janine, Brooke Haven, Jelena Jensen, Sara Stone, Sophia Santi, Dexter Dizzle, Erik Everhard, Mandingo, Nick Jacobs, and Scott Nails

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Janine seems to be making a very nice comeback. I’m looking forward in seeing what she and Celeste can do together.

Initial Reaction: It's another winner from Celeste.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants their porn on the artistic side

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see Janine in a no-condom interracial scene or two wants their porn straightforward where they can hear the performers

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As with all Celeste movies, the technical aspects are on the artistic side of things. The audio is limited to music, while the video is treated to a few filters. There's very nice use of lighting and just a touch of grain in places. The video is frequently slowed down slightly, and never has any jerkiness or fast pans or zooms.

Music: The music is very well done, which it pretty much has to be taking up all of the audio. It goes from sexy instrumentals to vocals, and helps with the feeling of the scenes in every case.

False Advertising: The front cover strongly proclaims Janine's First Interracial and No Condom Scene” , yet there's clearly a condom visible on Dexter during her opening scene. Personally I don't care if they're there or not, but I know a lot of others do. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score for this claim.

Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends a few stills with a bit of animation. The chapter menu is very generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature

Celeste takes a bit of a timeless journey for this excursion. Although there's no plot, much of the movie revolves around Janine and those in her house. At the same time, the styles revolve largely around the seventies with knee high white athletic socks with colored bands were wore by the guys along with short athletic shorts and tank tops while the ladies frequently wear classy dresses.

Scene 1 - Janine, Dexter Dizzle, and Mandingo

Janine starts things out looking smoking hot in a leopard print dress with a gold belt in a kitchen with a half dressed Dexter on one side of her and a half dressed Mandingo on the other. She runs her hands around the guys and kisses them as they return the favor to her. After sucking her tits a bit they pick her up so Dexter can eat her in midair before setting her back so she can suck Mandingo's massive meat at the same time. They let her back up to fuck her as she sits on the edge of the counter, and keep it up as she lies back to suck some more cock. She lets the guys take her from behind next, before going back for a bit more missionary work. Finally Janine gets down to suck and stroke both guys to one average facial and one slow dribbly facial that she goes after lustily.

This is a pretty hot scene. Yes, it has the softer artistic feel that Celeste is known for, but at the same time you can see that Janine is really into the action. Although I enjoyed the scene very much as is, there's a part of me that really would have liked to have seen it full speed, edited together like a gonzo scene would have been. My only real problem with this scene was seeing the stark white condom donut when the cover claimed it was a no condom scene.

Scene 2 - Jelena Jensen

Smoking hot brunette Jelena is next, who hangs out of a black button down shirt with small pink stripes as she picks up clothes around the house. She can't resist giving one of the pairs of underwear a sniff as she picks it up, and even runs it around her fantastic rack. She puts on a red pair and wraps a turquoise pair around her tits before playing with herself a little stronger,

This is a very hot scene. Robby D.'s camera completely eats up Jelena's fantastic body, and Celeste's eye for style makes it come across with a great artistic touch that worked very well for me and gave the scene a kind of timeless feel. The slow pace seems great for the scene, and draws out the tease very well. This scene was very nice.

Scene 3 - Sara Stone and Nick Jacobs

Sara and Nick start things out studying with Sarah in a black tank and shorts with red outlines and Nick in dark blue athletic pants and a white wifebeater. After playing around with a couple little notes, they fool around on the couch. Nick backs off and is awed by Sara's tits when she lifts up her top. He kisses them a bit before she kisses him on the mouth and then moves down to kiss his cock through his pants. They pull his pants out of the way so she can suck his cock before she sits back and lets him reciprocate. Nick lets Sara bounce on his cock reverse cowgirl style before spooning her with her wearing only her sexy red shoes and him wearing only his white knee high athletic socks with yellow bands. Finally Sara gets down to take a great facial as her mom, Janine, watches from the next room with a drink. Janine feels a little randy from watching Nick and Sara and heads out to wash the windows. She breaks out her tits and and ass and rubs them against the window without realizing that Nick's inside watching her and rubbing his cock where she can't see him.

This is a great scene! Sarah looks fantastic, and looks to have some very nice chemistry with Nick. They move things along nicely, and although the ending threw me a bit by moving to Janine and her drink, I ended up liking the scene all the more because of it. It adds some great tension, and even plays well off the opening. The scene could have ended several places during the ending segment, and I'm darn glad it was stretched out as far as it did. This is a smoking hot scene, and one of my favorites in the movie.

Scene 4 - Janine and Erik Everhard

Janine times a stroll downstairs in her animal print robe and dress just right to catch Erik coming in to see Scott wearing only a tank, a pair of gym shorts, and athletic shoes and socks. She admires him while taking a couple more drinks before coming into the library where Erik's waiting with a football and sliding off her robe for him. The ball falls to the ground as they kiss and caress each other before Janine lets Erik work her over with his tongue and fingers. She attacks him with her mouth and hand before climbing up to ride him cowgirl style, and shortly afterwards turns around for a reverse cowgirl ride. Finally, Janine lies back and lets Erik fuck her tits until he unleashes a huge load over most of her face.

This is another great scene. Janine works the tease very well to start the scene out and quickly establishes some great chemistry with Erik. Even without hearing them you can feel how strong things are between them, and you can really find out how well he was working her over in the behind the scenes. The scene moves along very nicely with the tease not just being worked well but for a very nice amount of time. This is yet another very nicely done scene.

Scene 5 - Sophia Santi

Smoking hot brunette Sophia starts her scene at the base of a staircase dusting the banister wearing only a short dark dress and some white panties. Her dress comes up to show off the panties for a bit before she slides them down to let her ass breathe. Her dress comes off soon after so she can easily take care of herself sitting back on the staircase as the camera moves all around her. She lightly diddles herself, and after a bit the camera fades away.

This is a nice little scene. It's all about the glamor, and for that Sophia's fantastic. She looks great and works the tease nicely with the panties and dress. There's nothing of any real substance here, but it is a nice bit of eye candy.

Scene 6 - Brooke Haven and Scott Nails

Scott, wearing white pants and a bright green athletic zip up sweatshirt, counts out a little money that he lays on the table for busty blonde Brooke, who's looking mighty fine in her tight red dress and waist length white fur coat. As soon as she finishes counting it she drops her coat and gives Scott a nice tease with her ass. She follows it up with a titty tease before letting him suck them and then moves down to suck Scott's schlong. Brooke bends over to let Scott tongue her chocolate starfish before lying back and letting him spoon her bald beaver. They also get in a bit of reverse cowgirl for Brooke's snatch before Scott slides it back into her shitpussy. Finally Scott unleashes a great pop over Brooke's face and tits.

This is another very likable scene. Brooke looks great, and I love her tease at the start of the scene after counting her money. She and Scott seem to have pretty good chemistry, and once again I was able to get into the scene without the artistic effects getting in the way. They did hold the scene back a little here, but it was livable. The biggest problem with this scene for me was how quick the anal was. Even with those problems, I really enjoyed this scene.

Scene 7 - Janine and Scott Nails

Janine starts out the final scene in a classy black dress with sexy shoes once again enjoying a drink. She rubs the drink around her pussy and tits before taking a hint from the phone book and letting her fingers do the walking. She quickly fantasizes about sitting on somebody's face, but when she makes her way by the bedroom she finds Scott lying back and stroking himself with a gym sock. He tries covering it up when she walks in, but she pushes him back on the bed and then crawls over him to the other side of the bed. She guides his hand back to his cock and has him give it a few strokes as she watches before sitting on his lap and letting him check out her ass as he strokes. Janine finally pulls off the sock and pulls down Scott's shorts to stroke him before losing her bra and letting him have a nice taste of her big fat titties. She keeps stripping down and lies back for him to eat her before returning the favor with an enthusiastic blowjob. Janine lies back for Scott to fuck her missionary style before getting on all fours for a little doggie fucking and then riding Scott reverse cowgirl style. They spoon a bit as well before Scott unloads on Janine's asshole. She rubs it around and then slides a pair of fingers in her ass while Scott continues to drip cum. Finally, Janine brings her fingers up to lick his cum and her ass off her fingers.

This is easily the biggest and best scene in the movie. Unlike most Celeste scenes, which normally run about ten minutes, this one lasts over twenty. It nicely starts out with Janine's masturbation, and takes its time as it works through Scott's masturbation and the tease between them. I love Janine's little smiles as she watches Scott, and the pace worked great for me. I can't help but wish that more of Celeste's scenes were done like this one, as it finishes the movie up on a very high note.

Mrs. Behavin' is a pretty typical Celeste movie. For anybody who's seen some of Celeste's work, that's probably going to say it all as her style either works for people or it doesn't. I'll admit right off that she took a couple movies to grow on me, but since then I've been looking forward to everything she does. I really like here eye for the outfits and how well she sets up the scenes without allowing any dialogue between the performers. Yes, I'm one of those people who needs to hear the performers 95% of the time, but that 5% I don't is reserved just for people who work their magic as well as Celeste does. This one works all the better because Janine does those little teasing looks better than almost any ten performers put together. Every one of her scenes here is a winner, and the only scene that didn't do a lot for me was Sophia Santi's just because it was so limited. Sara Stone's scene might be my favorite, but much of that credit goes to Janine as well for adding on one heck of a great cap on the end of the scene. If I had to make a complaint about this Celeste experience, I'd have to say that the scenes seem a little inconsistent for their timing. Sophia's tease seemed a bit short while the final scene between Janine and Scott Nails was over twice the length of the average scene. That gave the movie a bit of a weird pace at times, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Janine's interracial scene might be the main draw for Mrs. Behavin', but Celeste makes the rest of the movie well worth sticking around for and rarely lets the pace drop.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Mrs. Behavin', Island Fever 3, Story of J, Loaded, Forbidden Tales, Pirates, Rush, as well as series such as Jack's Playground, Virtual Sex With, and Jack's Teen America. The photo gallery includes about four dozen very nice looking snapshots and full screen photos which you can either watch at your own pace or as a three and a half minute plus photo gallery. Tex bios with a photo are included for Janine and Sophia Santi. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, a bonus sex scene, and contact information.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly ten minutes. Celeste gives a quick word on her movies before it moves on to Jelena Jensen and Robby D. to talk about her scene. Janine is next, who has a quick word about the last movie and trailer before Erik Everhard prepares for his scene and has a bit of fun with Janine. There's a bit more fun with Janine and Erik before it moves on to Nick Jacobs and Sara Stone for a few words. Sophia Santi is next, who talks about doing whatever DP wants her to, although she's only done girls so far. She gives a nice little foot fetish tease with a banana and talks about her first time with a girl and the trip to porn. Brooke Haven talks about her scene, her tits, and loving the anal. Finally, there's a bit of Janine taking on Dexter and Mandingo. It's a nice little behind the scenes featurette that gives a good look at the entire cast. It has some nice personality and plenty of fun as well. This is a very enjoyable featurette.

Bonus Scene - Janine and Sophia Santi

Janine and Sophia start things out in a pool playing around each other. They make their way to the edge where they each pop mostly out of the pool for a moment before Sophia lays back out of the pool to let Janine tongue her while still in the pool. Janine continues to tongue Sophia as she lies on her stomach, and even slides a finger into her as she climbs up to straddle her ass. Janine takes care of Sophia from below next, and the scene fades out as she comes up and lays Sophia back to kiss her.

This is an okay little bonus scene. I love the playful feeling between the girls, and the chemistry quickly comes out between them. The problem with the scene for me was how limited it was. At only six minutes with Janine only giving and never receiving, this seemed like only about half of a scene. Granted, it's a good half of a scene, but it's still half a scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, interracial, masturbation (both female and male), voyeurism, titty fucking, rimming (male > female), and anal

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Between Janine and Dexter Dizzle; Janine and Erik Everhard

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Digital Playground’s bigger releases can be found online for between about $18 and $28 with a few stores offering them for under $20. I'd aim low here, or if you haven't seen any of Celeste's movies, rent this one first. It's a pretty typical Celeste movie, which means that people will probably either love it or hate it due to the artistic way it handles sex. The technical aspects are handled very well, and there's some very nice effort put into the extras. This is a nicely done DVD.

Note to Digital Playground: It was very nice to see you include a few extras here. In the future, however, please watch your cover claims a bit more closely. I know you know that condoms are a touchy issue for many people, and those people are still going to consider a scene where one guy wears a condom and another guy doesn't to be a condom scene no matter how hot the scene is.

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