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Studio: Rodnievision

Category:  Feature film

Directed by: Rodney Moore

Starring: Kelly Wells, Veronica Rayne, Darryl Hanah, Amber Rayne, Natasha Nice, Heidi Mayne

Released on: 3/17/2008

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Reviewed by barrettman  on  4/30/2008

Synopsis
Rodney Moore gives us 5 scenes of 'legal/court' themed liasons . Penal code punani present include : Veronica Rayne, Kelly Wells, & Darryl Hanah . Onto da ( "I am the Law" ? ) sex .

Scene 1
Darryl Hanah with Jack Fountain All Vaginal . Dominant/Submissive Schtuppage . Natasha sues Darryl for giving hubby Jack more than just an hour of Dom/Sub service, unaware that Jack was party initiating the 'happy ending' . Fountain is restrained whilst being whipped & also Fellated by 'mistress' Darryl . Doggy, missionary, p2m/oral, more doggy dicking, cowgirl & reverse cowgirl rideage, p2m/oral . Darryl sucks & strokes shaft until Jack jizzes upon her face .

Scene 2
Veronica Rayne with Natasha Nice and Jack Vegas. BJ Only . Baliff Vegas eats Judge Veronica, and is then rewarded with double oral weenie lovin' from Veronica & Natasha . Ultimately, Jack jerks his joystick to jizz onto the jumbo juggs of Natasha . Veronica licks up/off the liquid love & shares it with Ms Nice .

Scene 3
Kelly Wells with Seth Dickens and Scott Lyons. BJ Only . 'Entrapped Prostitute' Kelly services Attorney Seth & Vice-Cop Scott. 22 minutes of double oral & double weenie strokeage, for her labors, Kelly is treated to two servings of testicular tartar .

Scene 4
Heidi Mayne with Mentally Ill Dude. All Vaginal . Oral, missionary, reverse cowgirl, standing doggy, more mish . Dude launches his load of lingam liquid onto Heidi's face .

Scene 5
Amber Rayne with Cris Johnson and Rocco Reed. BJ Only . Set-up here is that Amber blows her-Ex(Cris) & his Attorney(Rocco) to gain favorable terms for her divorce....unaware that in the preceeding scene, her Attorney(Heidi) has fucked the divorce court Judge(Mentally Ill), to acheive the same result . 20 minutes of double oral & hand weenie lovin'.....ending with each filling Amber's mouth with their man-milk . Amber shares & swaps the milky treat with her masturbating Attorney, Heidi .

The DVD
Decent sound visuals . No extras . Nil . Nein . Nyet . Nada . Zip . Zilch . Zero . Zoso . ( oops ) 5 scenes @ 1 : 52 minutes .

Notes/Opinions
Hmm . I know Rodney likes to shoot oral-only scenes, fair enough . But while 1 or MAYBE 2 per is aiiight, 3 is just excessive & unnessecary . To me, not seeing Natsha doin' the nasty deprives us the sight of beholding her big breastesses go 'bouncy bouncy ' as she's being boinked . Boo . The real unfathomable aspect here is how Kelly ( fuckin' ) Wells is ONLY utilized here in an oral only scene . That's like owning a Cobra 427 and keeping it undriven in a garage . Fucking silly really . I'd pass . peace, barrettman .



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