All in the Family (LBO) Review
LBO
Studio: LBO
Category: Classic , Fauxcest , Feature film
Directed by: Bobby Hollander
Starring: Tom Byron, Kristara Barrington, Rick Savage, Kevin James, Robin Cannes, Jennifer Noxt, Lorimarr
Released on: 3/16/2008
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Reviewed by fu_q on 9/19/2015
**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film released at www.pornstarclassics.com. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**
Review:
If nothing else, the mid-80s film "All in the Family", from VCR / LBO and Bobby Hollander, certainly lives up to its namesake. Indeed, as one might expect, it's an incest-themed production that doesn't pull many punches and that delivers on its purported premise...fucking in the family. Unlike the genre today, which has made a huge resurgence as of late, this older film presents the sex without any of the "step-" qualifiers and, instead, simply goes in straight for the kill. This is how it was done in the 80s, but it does manage to elicit a certain level of shock when viewed in a more modern context. Regardless, it's clear all the way along that this is fantasy material and that no one is truly related and that certainly all of the participants are of age. Regardless, it's all still super-creepy and will likely(?) have a very limited appeal to a contemporary audience.
In terms of the sex, Scene One offers up perhaps the most normal sequence of the film, with Kristara Barrington helping out her hubby, Kevin James, after he's been out and she's been battling with her daughter over her behavior. The two relieve some stress with Kristara sucking and jerking her guy on the sofa until he pops under the steady rhythm of her hands.
In Scene Two, a mother, Robin Cannes, invites her onscreen daughter's boyfriend, Tom Byron, over to watch an Erica Boyer porn tape on the television. Robin uses her womanly charms to seduce the young lad, making frequent reference to what he does with her daughter, Jennifer Noxt. Before long, her top is down, her loose-fitting, yellow skirt is hiked up, and the two are going at it. Ms. Cannes' thin frame looks stunning taking a dick--which she does in all manner of positions--and she then sucks and jerks a spurting load out of Tom.
Scene Three finds Rick Savage happening upon his onscreen granddaughter (and Kristara's onscreen daughter), Lorimarr, with her denim skirt hiked up (sans panties) on the sofa. She's giving her bush a trim, and it isn't long before gramps turns the whole thing into a sex lesson, much to his pervy delight. They move through some oral and finger work, and he ultimately penetrates her, giving her a dirty dicking along the way. As messed up as the theme is here--and it is messed up--the sex is still hot, and Lorimarr ultimately takes a dose of geezer goo on her ass after riding Rick into submission. (It should be noted that the screen plays a bit dark at points in this sequence.)
In Scene Four, Kristara Barrington has a candlelit encounter with her daughter's friend (and Robin Cannes' onscreen daughter), Jennifer Noxt. Both she and her husband have been hot for the little trollop since the beginning of the flick, and it's Kristara who makes it across her finish line first. A dark-lit (too dark) girl-on-girl affair featuring fingers, tongues, vibrators, and dildos (including a couple of the toys in Noxt's bum) follows, as the two pleasure one another with passion. This one would have been better had there not been an occasional screen obstruction and had the lighting been better.
Scene Five puts the "all" in "all in the family" with a full-on orgy. "Grandpa" Rick Savage pounds out Robin Cannes (Noxt's onscreen mom), whilst the remainder of the crew, boyfriend (Tom Byron) and girlfriend (Jennifer Noxt) and the onscreen mother (Kristara Barrington), daughter (Lorimarr), and father (Kevin James) trio, all get down to business. Ultimately, James pops on Jennifer's backside out of doggie, Tom unloads on Lorimarr's chest out of missionary, and Rick does the same for Robin.
In all, this flick lives up to its name in a way that isn't really done anymore. In so doing, its content falls well into the creepy side of adult fare, and this will likely(?) limit the production's appeal to modern audiences. While it's not necessarily a bad film, it's probably not one that most people will enjoy due to its themes.
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Review:
If nothing else, the mid-80s film "All in the Family", from VCR / LBO and Bobby Hollander, certainly lives up to its namesake. Indeed, as one might expect, it's an incest-themed production that doesn't pull many punches and that delivers on its purported premise...fucking in the family. Unlike the genre today, which has made a huge resurgence as of late, this older film presents the sex without any of the "step-" qualifiers and, instead, simply goes in straight for the kill. This is how it was done in the 80s, but it does manage to elicit a certain level of shock when viewed in a more modern context. Regardless, it's clear all the way along that this is fantasy material and that no one is truly related and that certainly all of the participants are of age. Regardless, it's all still super-creepy and will likely(?) have a very limited appeal to a contemporary audience.
In terms of the sex, Scene One offers up perhaps the most normal sequence of the film, with Kristara Barrington helping out her hubby, Kevin James, after he's been out and she's been battling with her daughter over her behavior. The two relieve some stress with Kristara sucking and jerking her guy on the sofa until he pops under the steady rhythm of her hands.
In Scene Two, a mother, Robin Cannes, invites her onscreen daughter's boyfriend, Tom Byron, over to watch an Erica Boyer porn tape on the television. Robin uses her womanly charms to seduce the young lad, making frequent reference to what he does with her daughter, Jennifer Noxt. Before long, her top is down, her loose-fitting, yellow skirt is hiked up, and the two are going at it. Ms. Cannes' thin frame looks stunning taking a dick--which she does in all manner of positions--and she then sucks and jerks a spurting load out of Tom.
Scene Three finds Rick Savage happening upon his onscreen granddaughter (and Kristara's onscreen daughter), Lorimarr, with her denim skirt hiked up (sans panties) on the sofa. She's giving her bush a trim, and it isn't long before gramps turns the whole thing into a sex lesson, much to his pervy delight. They move through some oral and finger work, and he ultimately penetrates her, giving her a dirty dicking along the way. As messed up as the theme is here--and it is messed up--the sex is still hot, and Lorimarr ultimately takes a dose of geezer goo on her ass after riding Rick into submission. (It should be noted that the screen plays a bit dark at points in this sequence.)
In Scene Four, Kristara Barrington has a candlelit encounter with her daughter's friend (and Robin Cannes' onscreen daughter), Jennifer Noxt. Both she and her husband have been hot for the little trollop since the beginning of the flick, and it's Kristara who makes it across her finish line first. A dark-lit (too dark) girl-on-girl affair featuring fingers, tongues, vibrators, and dildos (including a couple of the toys in Noxt's bum) follows, as the two pleasure one another with passion. This one would have been better had there not been an occasional screen obstruction and had the lighting been better.
Scene Five puts the "all" in "all in the family" with a full-on orgy. "Grandpa" Rick Savage pounds out Robin Cannes (Noxt's onscreen mom), whilst the remainder of the crew, boyfriend (Tom Byron) and girlfriend (Jennifer Noxt) and the onscreen mother (Kristara Barrington), daughter (Lorimarr), and father (Kevin James) trio, all get down to business. Ultimately, James pops on Jennifer's backside out of doggie, Tom unloads on Lorimarr's chest out of missionary, and Rick does the same for Robin.
In all, this flick lives up to its name in a way that isn't really done anymore. In so doing, its content falls well into the creepy side of adult fare, and this will likely(?) limit the production's appeal to modern audiences. While it's not necessarily a bad film, it's probably not one that most people will enjoy due to its themes.
Check out the FSC anti-piracy PSA.
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