Private Movies 44: Fuck TV Review

Reviewed by Comet Man  on  4/14/2008

This is an amusing spoof of all the trivia game shows nowadays. The twist is that the winner gets to "Win Your Dream" sex scene and audience members get to have sex on stage. Add Private's beautiful European women and you get an interesting movie.

Scene 1
They catch up with Cindy Dollar (a pretty blond with a navel/tongue piercings and earing a red bikini) who was the winner last week. Her fantasy was to have sex with two men on a yacht in the meditteranean.
Her clothes don't last long as the men take her top off and lick her pussy. She then sucks on one guy while the other guy fingers her and licks her. She gets spooned by one guy while sucking another before the guys swap places. She rides RCG while sucking a guy then rides CG while sucking a guy, then gets CG anal while sucking a guy, then doggy anal while sucking a guy. The guy jerks off in her mouth while the other guy jerks off on her butt before sticking it back in.

There was a mirror that kept reflecting on her for part of the scene.
Nice scene because Cindy always seems to be busy enjoying herself while being ploughed.

Scene 2
They visit a winner from the season who's at the top of a stairwell in a mansion. A blond girl (I think it's Rose who's also a hostess on the show) with a few odd white dots on her chest skin wearing a black vinyl corset and black vinyl thigh high boot/stockings comes up the stairs. The guy licks her for a while before doing her for a longggg time in standing doggy. She kneels down and sucks him for a while then goes back to standing doggy, then does cowgirl, then RCG (nice sexy look at her legs in the vinyl stockings/heels), then kneels over his face while he licks her while he jerks off onto himself (yep, weird), then licks his flacid penis.

Rose looks like she's enjoying herself and seems to moan without overdoing it but the weird white dots (paler skin than the rest of her) were distracting.

Scene 3
The audience fantasy segment where an audience member gets to use a remote to choose from a random set of people to have sex with. The audience member is Angel Dark, a brunette with the most fabulous natural breasts. She sits on a couch on stage with a sweater and black pants on. A bald guy that she chose sits on the couch and they get into it. He pulls her shirt up and sucks on her breasts, then she pulls his penis out of his pants (no underwear) and sucks on it. He pulls off her pants (her shoes disappear too unfortunately) and fingers/locks her. She then foot jobs him for a little while before getting on for rabbit cowgirl sex. Then they do missionary with the guy holding his shirt up with his mouth (? yeah, weird); he ploughs her pretty hard. Then they do spoon at high speed, then RCG anal (rabbit speed too...I'm amazed she can do that in anal), then anal spoon, then anal doggy before he jerks off on her breasts before she sucks him a bit and then he leaves while she's still squatting there massaging her breasts and licking the sperm off.

Good heat in scene (Angel Dark always seems to enjoy herself) but too much focus on the guy's face.

Scene 4
Another fantasy they fulfilled. Two pretty blonds are wearing black stockings/garters and high heels. The one wearing a black necklace (Keana Moire?) is leading the blindfolded one (Jennifer Love?) into a clearing where a guy is waiting on a lounge chair. The girls start off in the other loung chair and lick each others breast before the girl with the necklace puts on a face dildo. and the other blond sits on her face while she plays with herself. The guy comes over to get sucked before the girl sits on him in cowgirl and bounces along pretty well while the guy wears the face dildo and the girl w/ the black necklace sits on him. The girl switches to RCG and yanks on the guy's chain while bouncing on him, then she gets off and deep throats him until he comes.

Kinky scene...hated the mascara on the girl w/ the black necklace, but it was great that the guy made the guy come instead of him jerking off. Claudia looks hot and classy at the same time in this scene.

Scene 5
Vanessa May (a pretty brazilian, and Claudia Rossi (probably my favorite Private brunette) end up being tied so they both get to fulfill their fantasies. Vanessa's fantasy is to have sex with two sex clave guys at the pool. They carry her out to the lounge chair. She's wearing weird peacock mascara (same as the first girl in the previous scene so they probably got a discount :-) and a blue leather halter one piece with a hole that shows her stomach. She pulls their penises out and sucks on them while she's sitting down, then gets up for doggy after the guy pulls aside her bottom (she's still wearing heels and the swimsuit). The guy licks her ass, then gives her anal doggy while she continues sucking on the other guy. She then does RCG anal on the lounge chair padding on the ground while sucking on a guy, then RCG DP, then RCG anal again (the guy does really deep strokes), then CG, then CG DP, then they jerk off in her mouth and sucks on them a little.

Scene 6
Claudia's fantasy is to have sex in a moving limo (you actually see the street go by in the windows). Claudia is in a sexy black dress and dressed for a night out on the town. The guy is in a business suit and sucking on her toes as we join them. Claudia then whips his out and sucks on it; she tries to deepthroat him but he's too big. He pulls her panties aside and licks/fingers her, then takes off his pants as she takes off her panties and sucks him some more. She rides him RCG with one foot on a chair and the other on the bar (limos aren't big enough :-), then does CG but doesn't seem to take all of the guy in, then missionary with one leg up before the guy jerks off on her stomach.

This seemed like a natural sex scene where both of them seemed to enjoy themselves; there wasn't any rabbit sex.

Extras:
Trailers (Sex Bites, Sexual Exhibitionists, Private Life of Lady Mai, Ibiza Sex Party 4, Tropical Top Model, Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds), cast profiles (which include a link to the scene the actress is in)

Other Comments:
Can't skip past the FBI anti-piracy warning and it jumps directly into the Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds trailer.
They should include a list of all cast members including the ones that weren't in any sex scenes (I really wanted to know who played "Fiona" on the show because she looked a little like Stacey Kiebler with her chin cleft).

The host was pretty horrible as an actor...he spoke way too slowly and his lip/eyebrow pierces were horrible to look at. The girls on the show unfortunately had too strong an accent (all the Q&A was in English).

Instead of commercials, there are trailers for Private's movies (Private Life of Angel Dark, Sexual Adventures of Little Red, MILK, commercial for Private's web site, ).

Private movies have been a bit bland lately. It's nice to see them trying different things and this was more creative, though there's still too much of the guys jerking off instead of the girls helping them.