Reviews of New Machine Movies (195 - page 2)
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Phyllisha Anne, Zana, Melanie Jagger, Jasmine Lynn, Cynara Fox
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Eli Cross
Release date: 12/29/2003
Wet Inc. 2 review summaries:
Coyote22's
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: We have here a Hardline/New Machine Release. This has the lovely Melanie Jagger pictured on the cover showing off her wonderful, sexy, luscious, hot, hard on giving ass! I am looking foreword to seeing her, I just hope its a good scene and one that I havent seen! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was better than vhs but the lighting was horrible. The audio was okay as well and I really didnt have much in the way of a complaint. THEMES: Oral, Rimming (m/f, f/f), Anal, Toys, PTM, PTOGM, ATM, ATOGM, Lesbian EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Previews, About Hardline HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like: anal, atms, a [read the full review]
review from 4/18/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: We have here a Hardline/New Machine Release. This has the lovely Melanie Jagger pictured on the cover showing off her wonderful, sexy, luscious, hot, hard on giving ass! I am looking foreword to seeing her, I just hope its a good scene and one that I havent seen! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was better than vhs but the lighting was horrible. The audio was okay as well and I really didnt have much in the way of a complaint. THEMES: Oral, Rimming (m/f, f/f), Anal, Toys, PTM, PTOGM, ATM, ATOGM, Lesbian EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Previews, About Hardline HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like: anal, atms, a [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nikki Dial, Venus, Bridgette Belle, Christy Lee, Christie Lee, Nina Rae
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 12/28/2003
Real Masturbation 8 review summaries:
jayo's
Real Masturbation Volume 8 This is the first video of this series that I've seen, so I can't compare it to any of the others in the series. Female masturbation is one of my favorite things. There's something indescribably wonderful of watching pretty girls get themselves off, so this is a DVD series I was eagerly looking forward to. So much of porn is fake--girls who start moaning and thrashing the as soon as the guy just looks at her, carrying on as if they're going to lose consciousness when they're probably really thinking about what to get for dinner. I wanted real. I was ready for real. This DVD is a collection of seven girls in seven solo scenes. All these scenes appear to have been lifted from other titles. The first girl, Bridgette, comes from Up and Cummers, another girl is from the Dirty Debutants series, and so on. Frankly I don't care as long as they get good stuff. The strength about this DVD is that there's a lot of variation. [read the full review]
review from 9/2/2005:
Real Masturbation Volume 8 This is the first video of this series that I've seen, so I can't compare it to any of the others in the series. Female masturbation is one of my favorite things. There's something indescribably wonderful of watching pretty girls get themselves off, so this is a DVD series I was eagerly looking forward to. So much of porn is fake--girls who start moaning and thrashing the as soon as the guy just looks at her, carrying on as if they're going to lose consciousness when they're probably really thinking about what to get for dinner. I wanted real. I was ready for real. This DVD is a collection of seven girls in seven solo scenes. All these scenes appear to have been lifted from other titles. The first girl, Bridgette, comes from Up and Cummers, another girl is from the Dirty Debutants series, and so on. Frankly I don't care as long as they get good stuff. The strength about this DVD is that there's a lot of variation. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Mandy Bright, Alexis Malone, Melody Sweet, Nautica Thorn
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 12/28/2003
Previews: Previews
Please Cum Inside Me 16 (New Machine) review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
A quick & dirty compilation review. I didn't realise Please Cum Inside Me was a compilation series with scenes taken mostly from Randy West's Up & Cummers series. Supposedly the creampie finish is to cover up Randy's weak dribbles due to his advancing age. Maybe he should hang it up now that he doesn't seem to be keeping himself in the same shape. I got the movie based on the box covers since they're all girls that I like. Melody Sweet & Trent Tesero from U&C 111 Alexis Malone & Randy West from U&C 112 Mandy Bright & Randy from U&C 113 Nautica Thorn & Chris Toms from U&C 116 Overall, I think the movie was good. Melody scene was nice. Alexis' was highlighted by some peeing at the beginning. Mandy gave up the butt but went with a vaginal creampie. Nautica Thorn's scene was interesting in that she fingered her ass during the tease when she doesn't do anal in movies. I didn't have any preference between the scenes. [read the full review]
review from 8/31/2004:
A quick & dirty compilation review. I didn't realise Please Cum Inside Me was a compilation series with scenes taken mostly from Randy West's Up & Cummers series. Supposedly the creampie finish is to cover up Randy's weak dribbles due to his advancing age. Maybe he should hang it up now that he doesn't seem to be keeping himself in the same shape. I got the movie based on the box covers since they're all girls that I like. Melody Sweet & Trent Tesero from U&C 111 Alexis Malone & Randy West from U&C 112 Mandy Bright & Randy from U&C 113 Nautica Thorn & Chris Toms from U&C 116 Overall, I think the movie was good. Melody scene was nice. Alexis' was highlighted by some peeing at the beginning. Mandy gave up the butt but went with a vaginal creampie. Nautica Thorn's scene was interesting in that she fingered her ass during the tease when she doesn't do anal in movies. I didn't have any preference between the scenes. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Taylor Moore, Luna, Monica Mayhem
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 12/23/2003
Taylor St Claire Exposed review summaries:
Kelly's
Title: Taylor St. Claire Exposed Company: New Machine Length: 1 hour and 47 minutes (107 minutes) Production Date(s): August 2003 Release Date: December 17, 2003 Director: Randy West The Abridged Version: If you are to believe the biography of Taylor St. Claire provided in the supplementary material on the DVD of Taylor St. Claire Exposed, then it would appear that she graced the hardcore scene only briefly from 1995 to 1996. Sadly, she mostly did solo scenes, never letting an erect cock get anywhere near her. Her Elizabeth Taylor-like face and Christy Canyon-like chest promised much, much more. In fact, many believed she was going to be the next big superstar of the industry, which made it all the more depressing when she ditched the scene and returned to modeling in 1996. The amazing thing about that reality is that if that were true then this compilation would only be one scene long. For those of you who dont know, the biography used here is taken from www.excaliburfilms.com and in the transfer the geniuses at New Machine never bothered to update it. [read the full review]
review from 4/4/2004:
Title: Taylor St. Claire Exposed Company: New Machine Length: 1 hour and 47 minutes (107 minutes) Production Date(s): August 2003 Release Date: December 17, 2003 Director: Randy West The Abridged Version: If you are to believe the biography of Taylor St. Claire provided in the supplementary material on the DVD of Taylor St. Claire Exposed, then it would appear that she graced the hardcore scene only briefly from 1995 to 1996. Sadly, she mostly did solo scenes, never letting an erect cock get anywhere near her. Her Elizabeth Taylor-like face and Christy Canyon-like chest promised much, much more. In fact, many believed she was going to be the next big superstar of the industry, which made it all the more depressing when she ditched the scene and returned to modeling in 1996. The amazing thing about that reality is that if that were true then this compilation would only be one scene long. For those of you who dont know, the biography used here is taken from www.excaliburfilms.com and in the transfer the geniuses at New Machine never bothered to update it. [read the full review]
Fresh and Natural 3 (New Machine) review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Fresh and Natural #3 is a New Machine compilation. There are some big names (Lea DeMae, Stephanie Swift, Jenna Haze) offered here, but this is hardly representative of their best work. Of course, when a scene is snipped from any of the Dirty Debutantes or Real Naturals or Global Warming series, you have to figure it will be average, at best. This comp has the nerve to offer two scenes (the first two) which were culled from other compilations. How desperate is New Machine to put product on the shelves? The New Machine people still do not pay much attention to detail. The two scenes mentioned above could have been labeled with the titles from the original features instead of the comps. [read the full review]
review from 12/29/2004:
Fresh and Natural #3 is a New Machine compilation. There are some big names (Lea DeMae, Stephanie Swift, Jenna Haze) offered here, but this is hardly representative of their best work. Of course, when a scene is snipped from any of the Dirty Debutantes or Real Naturals or Global Warming series, you have to figure it will be average, at best. This comp has the nerve to offer two scenes (the first two) which were culled from other compilations. How desperate is New Machine to put product on the shelves? The New Machine people still do not pay much attention to detail. The two scenes mentioned above could have been labeled with the titles from the original features instead of the comps. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Ron Jeremy, Nikki Grand, Holli Woods, Erik Everhard, Pantera, Belladonna, Monica Sweetheart
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 10/21/2003
Previews: Previews
Please Cum Inside Me 14 (New Machine) review summaries:
Linus'
Please Cum Inside Me 14 The Quickie Rundown: This one is a compilation of other discs, and mostly from the "Up and Cummers" series, and it's billed as a "Best of" kind of thing. Personally I found the creampies to be frustrating. For me, the quantity of semen and the drainage and cum play are the key parts to a good creampie, so keep that in mind compared to your own criteria when you read my comments on this area. There is very little cream in these pies, and then in the scenes where there is another guy, they finish with a oral shot usually, and that only further is a downer in a movie that is supposed to be about cumming in the girl. There is an upside, and that is that there is some decent sex, and Monica and Bella shine in thier scenes. A photo gallery and some previews are it for extras, and there are a few other issues. and generally I guess I can't put this one much past the average barrier, there are just too many things that I thought should have been done better. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2005:
Please Cum Inside Me 14 The Quickie Rundown: This one is a compilation of other discs, and mostly from the "Up and Cummers" series, and it's billed as a "Best of" kind of thing. Personally I found the creampies to be frustrating. For me, the quantity of semen and the drainage and cum play are the key parts to a good creampie, so keep that in mind compared to your own criteria when you read my comments on this area. There is very little cream in these pies, and then in the scenes where there is another guy, they finish with a oral shot usually, and that only further is a downer in a movie that is supposed to be about cumming in the girl. There is an upside, and that is that there is some decent sex, and Monica and Bella shine in thier scenes. A photo gallery and some previews are it for extras, and there are a few other issues. and generally I guess I can't put this one much past the average barrier, there are just too many things that I thought should have been done better. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Misty Rain, Leanni Lei, Chloe, Charlie, Isis Nile, Shane, Shelbee Myne, Felony, Shakira, Faith Angel, Ninalyn
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 10/1/2003
Shane & Friends (New Machine) review summaries:
MD James'
Title: Shane & Friends Released by: New Machine Shane & Friends is yet another compellation sampler from the folks at New Machine, which takes a scene from a variety of other New Machine releases, puts them all together, takes two scenes with one girl, puts them up front, and THAT becomes your "star" attraction. And with previous reviews for videos featuring Tera Patrick and Sunrise Adams, I was somewhat satisfied with the results. Sure I wish there could have been more, but what they did offer was still worth getting. Sadly, I cant say the same for this one featuring Shane. For starters, we have Shane in "Seymore and Shane on the Loose", where we have Shane, an unknown blonde girl, and TT Boy. TT is naked, the unknown blonde has got on a body stocking and sucking his cock and Shane is still fully dressed! What the fuck? Well, at least she doesnt mind getting a few sucks in, even if shes still dressed. [read the full review]
review from 11/20/2004:
Title: Shane & Friends Released by: New Machine Shane & Friends is yet another compellation sampler from the folks at New Machine, which takes a scene from a variety of other New Machine releases, puts them all together, takes two scenes with one girl, puts them up front, and THAT becomes your "star" attraction. And with previous reviews for videos featuring Tera Patrick and Sunrise Adams, I was somewhat satisfied with the results. Sure I wish there could have been more, but what they did offer was still worth getting. Sadly, I cant say the same for this one featuring Shane. For starters, we have Shane in "Seymore and Shane on the Loose", where we have Shane, an unknown blonde girl, and TT Boy. TT is naked, the unknown blonde has got on a body stocking and sucking his cock and Shane is still fully dressed! What the fuck? Well, at least she doesnt mind getting a few sucks in, even if shes still dressed. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Phyllisha Anne, Wesley Pipes, Charlese LaMour, Sledge Hammer, Dru Berrymore, Julie Night
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Alex Sanders
Release date: 9/25/2003
Make My Butt Cum review summaries:
DreamWeaver's
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: New Machine Make My Butt Cum General Summary Theme Anal sex theme. The cover reads "Watch hubby Alex, friend Billy and his 10 inch cock take Casey Pink apart in her first double vagina/double anal. 19 year old Julie Night gets double teamed in a double anal interracial sexathon. Jessica, a hot strawberry blonde, loves 12" black cocks and delightfully accepts one in her back door..." Expectations My expectations are not set high as I'm usually disappointed when I venture out from the studios I trust to deliver the goods. [read the full review]
review from 11/12/2003:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: New Machine Make My Butt Cum General Summary Theme Anal sex theme. The cover reads "Watch hubby Alex, friend Billy and his 10 inch cock take Casey Pink apart in her first double vagina/double anal. 19 year old Julie Night gets double teamed in a double anal interracial sexathon. Jessica, a hot strawberry blonde, loves 12" black cocks and delightfully accepts one in her back door..." Expectations My expectations are not set high as I'm usually disappointed when I venture out from the studios I trust to deliver the goods. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Cameron, Domineko, Ashley Blue, Billy Banks, Maggie Star, Katarina McKenna, Daisy Marie
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Alex Sanders
Release date: 9/22/2003
Younger The Better 5, The (New Machine) review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Younger the Better #5 would have been better if the girls had been younger. Or prettier. Or sexier. Or more enthusiastic. Unfortunately, they werent, and were left with more average porn. Each scene starts off with the girls doing a long semi-strip. Im talking four or five minutes of the girls basically doing a lap dance for us. The sex action is a welcome relief from this tedious tease. Cameron Cain is first, and she takes on the director, Alex Sanders. Shes an average-looking girl with stringy blonde hair. They fondle each other for a few minutes before the sucking and fucking begin. They go through only a couple boring positions before she finishes him with a handjob. Yawn! Cute brunette Maggie Star is next. She has a terrific natural body, huge eyes, a great smile, and a short haircut. She gives a fantastic blowjob, but the black dude (Domineko?) she tangles with cant fuck to save his life. During reverse cowgirl, he slips out at least ten times. He does some hair-pulling and choking, but it still takes him forever to finish. [read the full review]
review from 5/9/2004:
Younger the Better #5 would have been better if the girls had been younger. Or prettier. Or sexier. Or more enthusiastic. Unfortunately, they werent, and were left with more average porn. Each scene starts off with the girls doing a long semi-strip. Im talking four or five minutes of the girls basically doing a lap dance for us. The sex action is a welcome relief from this tedious tease. Cameron Cain is first, and she takes on the director, Alex Sanders. Shes an average-looking girl with stringy blonde hair. They fondle each other for a few minutes before the sucking and fucking begin. They go through only a couple boring positions before she finishes him with a handjob. Yawn! Cute brunette Maggie Star is next. She has a terrific natural body, huge eyes, a great smile, and a short haircut. She gives a fantastic blowjob, but the black dude (Domineko?) she tangles with cant fuck to save his life. During reverse cowgirl, he slips out at least ten times. He does some hair-pulling and choking, but it still takes him forever to finish. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Margaret, Andrea, Tera Patrick, Syren, Svetlana, Gauge, Amy Akatani, China Lew, Krista Allen, Cherry Rain, Carmen Diego, Virgina Fox
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 9/12/2003
Tera & Friends review summaries:
MD James'
Title: Tera & Friends Released by: New Machine Did you ever wonder what Tera Patrick was like before she became a big star in the industry? Before she went on Playboy TV, and before she had her dispute with a certain company, and before she came back with larger breasts than she was born with? Well apparently the folks at New Machine were wondering the same thing. So they pulled some of their archived footage and they came up with "Tera & Friends". Theres no real plot or story when it comes to this video. In fact, theres usually nothing except the participants and one cameraman. This is just pure sex taken from a variety of pro-am series such as "Up and Cummers" and "Dirty Debutantes". As such, we only know the names of the ladies involved, not the men. However, since were dealing with "Up and Cummers" and "Dirty Debutantes", then we know that some of the men involved will be Randy West and Ed Powers, respectively. Okay, enough dancing around lets get to the action. First up we have Tera with Randy from "Up and Cummers 8". [read the full review]
review from 3/17/2004:
Title: Tera & Friends Released by: New Machine Did you ever wonder what Tera Patrick was like before she became a big star in the industry? Before she went on Playboy TV, and before she had her dispute with a certain company, and before she came back with larger breasts than she was born with? Well apparently the folks at New Machine were wondering the same thing. So they pulled some of their archived footage and they came up with "Tera & Friends". Theres no real plot or story when it comes to this video. In fact, theres usually nothing except the participants and one cameraman. This is just pure sex taken from a variety of pro-am series such as "Up and Cummers" and "Dirty Debutantes". As such, we only know the names of the ladies involved, not the men. However, since were dealing with "Up and Cummers" and "Dirty Debutantes", then we know that some of the men involved will be Randy West and Ed Powers, respectively. Okay, enough dancing around lets get to the action. First up we have Tera with Randy from "Up and Cummers 8". [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Gina Foxxx, Jewel De'Nyle, Belladonna, Jamie Lynn
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 9/4/2003
Belladonna Exposed review summaries:
Violet Blue (SGPC)'s
Okay, let me first say that I am a big Bella fan. I love to watch her fuck -- and while some of her stuff goes way too far for me to enjoy sexually, some of her performances have been pivotal for me (Fashionistas, Evil Pink). And she shines in this DVD -- the three scenes she's in (only two have sex)! Talk about bait-and-switch marketing. Yes, I can tell there are other women on the DVD, but if you're touting a Belladonna video, for Bella fans to buy, make it almost all Bella, not like this. Weak! I don't want to see a tiny bit of Bella and then many scenes of Randy West (mullet king) and Ed Powers fucking detached "amateurs" (though Jewel was good). In fact, I never want to see any man with a mullet in my porn. Ever. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2005:
Okay, let me first say that I am a big Bella fan. I love to watch her fuck -- and while some of her stuff goes way too far for me to enjoy sexually, some of her performances have been pivotal for me (Fashionistas, Evil Pink). And she shines in this DVD -- the three scenes she's in (only two have sex)! Talk about bait-and-switch marketing. Yes, I can tell there are other women on the DVD, but if you're touting a Belladonna video, for Bella fans to buy, make it almost all Bella, not like this. Weak! I don't want to see a tiny bit of Bella and then many scenes of Randy West (mullet king) and Ed Powers fucking detached "amateurs" (though Jewel was good). In fact, I never want to see any man with a mullet in my porn. Ever. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Felecia, Katie Gold, Cheyenne Silver, Chandler, Anastasia, Jenna Jameson, Paisley Hunter, Kianna, Lena Ramon, Briana Banks, Cherry Rain, Tyler Lane, Sunrise Adams
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 8/16/2003
Fresh & Natural 2 (New Machine) review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Fresh and Natural 2 By New Machine Staring Devin Felicia Katie Gold Tyler Lane Paisley Hunter Jenna Jameson Kianna Cherry Rain Sunrise Adams Jennifer Jade Highlights Facials Anal G/G w/toys The Basics -Fresh and Natural #2 -New Machine- Runtime-1hour 27 minutes Compliance Statement Overall Value- $11.00The Run Down This is a compilation young womyn getting nasty for the camera. With Gonzo style sex and marginal production quality. There's some anal, lots of oral and a variety of vanilla sex. The girls are average as well as the sex. [read the full review]
review from 9/2/2003:
Fresh and Natural 2 By New Machine Staring Devin Felicia Katie Gold Tyler Lane Paisley Hunter Jenna Jameson Kianna Cherry Rain Sunrise Adams Jennifer Jade Highlights Facials Anal G/G w/toys The Basics -Fresh and Natural #2 -New Machine- Runtime-1hour 27 minutes Compliance Statement Overall Value- $11.00The Run Down This is a compilation young womyn getting nasty for the camera. With Gonzo style sex and marginal production quality. There's some anal, lots of oral and a variety of vanilla sex. The girls are average as well as the sex. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Jay Ashley, Amber Woods, Belladonna, Kiwi, Ramona
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 8/16/2003
Up and Cummers 109 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
Suck the Cum Right out of It! Im not a big fan of Randy Wests Up and Cummers series, although my boyfriend is. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2003:
Suck the Cum Right out of It! Im not a big fan of Randy Wests Up and Cummers series, although my boyfriend is. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy [I] (ambiguous), Celeste, Autumn Haze, Jassie
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 7/27/2003
Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes 37 review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Id given up on all Ed Powers productions for several years, preferring oral surgery to sitting through Eds crappy flicks. But Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes #37 fell into my lap the other day and I figured Id give Ed another chance. Big mistake! The box cover states that there is less editing than my other tapes. Why not come out and tell the truth, Ed. You made a crappy movie and didnt think even a little snipping would help it. Instead, he leaves in all the junk we dont want to see unless were watching the Behind the Scenes bonus feature on a DVD, which is what this atrocity reminded me of. Jassie and Randy Redwood are a real-life couple and claim this will be their first threeway. Autumn Haze, a brunette who sort of resembles Faith Adams in the face, is the not-so-lucky girl. After ten minutes of Autumn and Jassie lezzing it out (including some toy play), Randy jumps in. Soon Ed joins the action. There are a couple internal cum shots by Randy, a torso splattering on Autumn by Ed, and a overly-long masturbation scene with Randy and Jassie that ends with a facial. [read the full review]
review from 4/30/2004:
Id given up on all Ed Powers productions for several years, preferring oral surgery to sitting through Eds crappy flicks. But Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes #37 fell into my lap the other day and I figured Id give Ed another chance. Big mistake! The box cover states that there is less editing than my other tapes. Why not come out and tell the truth, Ed. You made a crappy movie and didnt think even a little snipping would help it. Instead, he leaves in all the junk we dont want to see unless were watching the Behind the Scenes bonus feature on a DVD, which is what this atrocity reminded me of. Jassie and Randy Redwood are a real-life couple and claim this will be their first threeway. Autumn Haze, a brunette who sort of resembles Faith Adams in the face, is the not-so-lucky girl. After ten minutes of Autumn and Jassie lezzing it out (including some toy play), Randy jumps in. Soon Ed joins the action. There are a couple internal cum shots by Randy, a torso splattering on Autumn by Ed, and a overly-long masturbation scene with Randy and Jassie that ends with a facial. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jade, Taylor Moore, Victoria Andrews, Mai Hoshino
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 7/27/2003
Asia Carrera Exposed (New Machine) review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Asia Carrera Exposed By New Machine Staring Asia Carrera Taylor Moore Victoria Andrews Jade & Mai Hoshino Highlights Oral G/G External Pop Shots The Basics -Asia Carrera Exposed-Genre: Straight - 6 1/2 Scenes -Compliance StatementOverall Value- $8.00 Dearest readers, Please forgive the poor quality of vid caps, I know they're normally a favorite but I did my best with what I had to work with. The Run Down Compilation DVD with 6 1/2 scenes with Asia being in 3 1/2 of them. [read the full review]
review from 9/12/2003:
Asia Carrera Exposed By New Machine Staring Asia Carrera Taylor Moore Victoria Andrews Jade & Mai Hoshino Highlights Oral G/G External Pop Shots The Basics -Asia Carrera Exposed-Genre: Straight - 6 1/2 Scenes -Compliance StatementOverall Value- $8.00 Dearest readers, Please forgive the poor quality of vid caps, I know they're normally a favorite but I did my best with what I had to work with. The Run Down Compilation DVD with 6 1/2 scenes with Asia being in 3 1/2 of them. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Timea, Ursula, Nikita Denise, Adara Star, Fujiko Kano
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 7/15/2003
Nikita Denise Exposed review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Nikita Denise Exposed By New Machine Staring Nikita Denise Ursula & Michelle Fujiko Timea Highlights 2 G/G scene's Gonzo filming The Basics -Nikita Denise Exposed-Genre: Straight - New MachineOverall Value- $9.00The Run Down It's a compilation, no wait not really. It's a home movie, no wait, not really. It's a Nikita DVD, no wait, it's not that either. It's an assortment of 6 scenes with 4 of them featuring Nikita herself with poor production value and pretty girls. From Dirty Debutantes 127 Start right in with a close up of Nikita blowing Ed "Fugly" Powers. He fucks her Dog, Reverse Cowgirl and slips it in her ass while hes there. [read the full review]
review from 8/14/2003:
Nikita Denise Exposed By New Machine Staring Nikita Denise Ursula & Michelle Fujiko Timea Highlights 2 G/G scene's Gonzo filming The Basics -Nikita Denise Exposed-Genre: Straight - New MachineOverall Value- $9.00The Run Down It's a compilation, no wait not really. It's a home movie, no wait, not really. It's a Nikita DVD, no wait, it's not that either. It's an assortment of 6 scenes with 4 of them featuring Nikita herself with poor production value and pretty girls. From Dirty Debutantes 127 Start right in with a close up of Nikita blowing Ed "Fugly" Powers. He fucks her Dog, Reverse Cowgirl and slips it in her ass while hes there. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Trent Tesoro, Crissy Moran, Jake Ryan, Kila Lynn, Melody Sweet, D.J. Raver
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Release date: 7/15/2003
Previews: Previews
Up & Cummers 111 review summaries:
sweet dave's
When you've reached sequel number 111, you're obvilously doing something right. The Up and Cummer series is certainly in that vein, even if I wonder if #111 is really the best the series has to offer. There are just three girls in the title, Melody Sweet, Crissy Moran and Kila Lynn, but the three girls give enough of a performance to make the title worth the price by themselves. Melody Sweet is a beautiful brunette with sultry exotic looks and an even better body. However, she lacks any sense of passion and chemistry with either her partner, Trent Cocker, or the camera, directed by legend Randy West. I'm not sure exactly if she takes things too seriously or if she is merely pretending to be playful, and doing so poorly, but the way she seems to roll her eyes to nearly everything that's said to her is a reall turn-off. I'd like to see her in a film where she isn't asked anything questions; where the directing is more forceful and direct. She shows a bit more enthusiasm when taking Randy in a POV BJ, and she looks adorable covered in his cum. [read the full review]
review from 8/24/2003:
When you've reached sequel number 111, you're obvilously doing something right. The Up and Cummer series is certainly in that vein, even if I wonder if #111 is really the best the series has to offer. There are just three girls in the title, Melody Sweet, Crissy Moran and Kila Lynn, but the three girls give enough of a performance to make the title worth the price by themselves. Melody Sweet is a beautiful brunette with sultry exotic looks and an even better body. However, she lacks any sense of passion and chemistry with either her partner, Trent Cocker, or the camera, directed by legend Randy West. I'm not sure exactly if she takes things too seriously or if she is merely pretending to be playful, and doing so poorly, but the way she seems to roll her eyes to nearly everything that's said to her is a reall turn-off. I'd like to see her in a film where she isn't asked anything questions; where the directing is more forceful and direct. She shows a bit more enthusiasm when taking Randy in a POV BJ, and she looks adorable covered in his cum. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Miajah, Heidi Dalton, Mario, August, Jassie, Randy Redwood, Kaylee, Jenna Haze
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 7/13/2003
Please Cum Inside Me 8 (New Machine) review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Please! Cum Inside Me 8 By Evil Angel Staring Jassie RandyRedwood Jenna Haze Kaylee Mario Miajah August Heidi Dalton Highlights U get 1 guess.. Cream pies! The Basics -Please! Cum Inside Me 8-Genre: Straight/Cream Pie- 6 scenes -Compliance StatementOverall Value- $14.75The Run Down Cream pies galore, along with some oral, anal and vanilla sex. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2003:
Please! Cum Inside Me 8 By Evil Angel Staring Jassie RandyRedwood Jenna Haze Kaylee Mario Miajah August Heidi Dalton Highlights U get 1 guess.. Cream pies! The Basics -Please! Cum Inside Me 8-Genre: Straight/Cream Pie- 6 scenes -Compliance StatementOverall Value- $14.75The Run Down Cream pies galore, along with some oral, anal and vanilla sex. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tatiana, Allison, Nadia Moore, Aya, Morgan, Skylar, Monica Lopez, Cherry Rain, Misty Parks, Taya
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 7/3/2003
Fresh and Natural (New Machine) review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Fresh and Natural ByNew Machine Staring Tiffany Mason Morgan Tatiana Skylar Nadia Moore Allyson Monica Lopez Misty Parks Cherry Rain Highlights Young Womyn DP Anal 1 G/G Scene 1 Solo Scene The Basics -Fresh and Natural-Genre: Straight- 8 ScenesOverall Value- $12.00The Run Down Young girls, taking it Anal, DP and every which way from Sunday. Menu Chapters- 8 action captures Play Movie- Runtime 3 Hours 50 Minutes Photo Gallery- A whole whopping 10 pictures; manual navigation stills Previews- 4 New Machine *NOTE: I call Ed Powers Mr. Fugly (as in Fucking Ugly) so when you see Fugly read...Ed Powers. Tiffany Mason from Up & Cummers 95 Tiffany has long dark, straight hair, dark eyes and tight bod with perky breasts. She has a cute face but its a little angular and her makeup job accentuates that. Tiffanys got her ass in the air showing her treats as Randy West asks her about preferences and what shes tried. She sits down and spreads her legs and her pussy for the camera and then plays with herself a bit so he can whip his dick out and jack [read the full review]
review from 8/14/2003:
Fresh and Natural ByNew Machine Staring Tiffany Mason Morgan Tatiana Skylar Nadia Moore Allyson Monica Lopez Misty Parks Cherry Rain Highlights Young Womyn DP Anal 1 G/G Scene 1 Solo Scene The Basics -Fresh and Natural-Genre: Straight- 8 ScenesOverall Value- $12.00The Run Down Young girls, taking it Anal, DP and every which way from Sunday. Menu Chapters- 8 action captures Play Movie- Runtime 3 Hours 50 Minutes Photo Gallery- A whole whopping 10 pictures; manual navigation stills Previews- 4 New Machine *NOTE: I call Ed Powers Mr. Fugly (as in Fucking Ugly) so when you see Fugly read...Ed Powers. Tiffany Mason from Up & Cummers 95 Tiffany has long dark, straight hair, dark eyes and tight bod with perky breasts. She has a cute face but its a little angular and her makeup job accentuates that. Tiffanys got her ass in the air showing her treats as Randy West asks her about preferences and what shes tried. She sits down and spreads her legs and her pussy for the camera and then plays with herself a bit so he can whip his dick out and jack [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Summer, J.J. Michaels, Domino, Lana Rose, Abbey Andrew
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 6/11/2003
Up & Cummers 105 review summaries:
lindi's
Description Randy West interviews neophyte girls before shooting each scene. General Impression This series is a good one for getting to know the girls and their natural responses. Randy takes things slow, and I mean slow, but the viewer gets to see the girls get warmed up. I got a real kick out of the first two scenes, making this my favorite so far of the ones I've seen in this series. Sex This scene had me smiling all through. There's something about Lana Rose - she's reserved, but she's still warm and engaging. She's a wholesome girl-next-door, with nice hair and great eyes and smile. She has the kind of face you wouldn't mind waking up to every morning. She also seems genuinely sweet, and without artifice. And she likes sex. It was nice watching her reactions as Randy went down on her. She fingers herself with her eyes closed as he fucks her in mish and her boobs keep time -- flip, flop. But not for long, as Randy just has to cum in her pussy. [read the full review]
review from 12/9/2003:
Description Randy West interviews neophyte girls before shooting each scene. General Impression This series is a good one for getting to know the girls and their natural responses. Randy takes things slow, and I mean slow, but the viewer gets to see the girls get warmed up. I got a real kick out of the first two scenes, making this my favorite so far of the ones I've seen in this series. Sex This scene had me smiling all through. There's something about Lana Rose - she's reserved, but she's still warm and engaging. She's a wholesome girl-next-door, with nice hair and great eyes and smile. She has the kind of face you wouldn't mind waking up to every morning. She also seems genuinely sweet, and without artifice. And she likes sex. It was nice watching her reactions as Randy went down on her. She fingers herself with her eyes closed as he fucks her in mish and her boobs keep time -- flip, flop. But not for long, as Randy just has to cum in her pussy. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leanni Lei, Kylie Ireland, Michaela Adkins, Nadia Moore, Jenna Haze
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 6/5/2003
Young Buns 6 (New Machine) review summaries:
Coyote22's
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: We have another New Machine compilation video. I have to say there are some hotties lined up here and I hope there are some good sex scenes. So without further a due VIDEO/AUDIO: Both the audio and video were mixed going from poor to worse. THEMES: Oral, Anal, Rimming (m/f) EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Previews HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like: anal, atms, atms, atogm, ptogm, rimming (f/f,m/f), spitting, kissing, choking, gapes, titty fucking, low amount of toy usage, dps, girl on girl, eye contact, ass worship, female ejaculation, 2 on 1 (f/f/g), and intensity. What I dont like: excessive toy [read the full review]
review from 4/17/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: We have another New Machine compilation video. I have to say there are some hotties lined up here and I hope there are some good sex scenes. So without further a due VIDEO/AUDIO: Both the audio and video were mixed going from poor to worse. THEMES: Oral, Anal, Rimming (m/f) EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Previews HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like: anal, atms, atms, atogm, ptogm, rimming (f/f,m/f), spitting, kissing, choking, gapes, titty fucking, low amount of toy usage, dps, girl on girl, eye contact, ass worship, female ejaculation, 2 on 1 (f/f/g), and intensity. What I dont like: excessive toy [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy Spears, Randy West, Jonathan Morgan, Nikki Dial, Mona Lisa, Meekah, Ted Wilson, Christine Appleigh, Alyssa Jarreau
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Release date: 6/4/2003
Elvis Slept Here review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 66 min. (including four min. of fun credits) Production Date: 1992 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Nikki Dial, Alyssa Jarreau, Christine Appleigh, Meekah, Mona Lisa, Jonathan Morgan, Ted Wilson, Randy Leatherface West, and Randy Spears Initial Expectations: Something about this one seems like it could be fun, but something else scares me. Initial Reaction: Its funny, but not that hot. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Elvis who want lukewarm porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hot and heavy porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly good. Its nicely balanced, free from background noises, and doesnt have any noticeable dubbing. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music is extremely amusing, but a little on the loud side. [read the full review]
review from 8/26/2003:
Running Time: 66 min. (including four min. of fun credits) Production Date: 1992 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Nikki Dial, Alyssa Jarreau, Christine Appleigh, Meekah, Mona Lisa, Jonathan Morgan, Ted Wilson, Randy Leatherface West, and Randy Spears Initial Expectations: Something about this one seems like it could be fun, but something else scares me. Initial Reaction: Its funny, but not that hot. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Elvis who want lukewarm porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hot and heavy porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly good. Its nicely balanced, free from background noises, and doesnt have any noticeable dubbing. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music is extremely amusing, but a little on the loud side. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy West, Nakita Kash, Lexington Steele, Sunny, Lee Stone, Tommi Rose, Taya
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 5/27/2003
Previews: Previews
Up & Cummers 104 review summaries:
lindi's
Description Randy West interviews neophyte girls before shooting each scene. General Impression This series is a good one for getting to know the girls and their natural responses - and the girls are relaxed and playful. In this movie, the girls also get to cum, and that's worth something! The sex scenes take their time, with a long warm up, position changes, and other low-key stuff that might be edited out in other series. It slows things down, but you get to see real reactions, people talking to each other rather than the camera, and even some little goof-ups. A couple of the girls have moments during their scenes when the sex gets a little overwhelming, and they brace against the guy to stop him while they catch their breath. It's kind of nice to see that left in. Mostly, it's like peeking in on the neighbors having sex. Sex Randy interviews Sunny, a self-assured girl with short blonde hair. She's been doing g-g scenes, and it's been two months since she had sex with a guy. [read the full review]
review from 12/7/2003:
Description Randy West interviews neophyte girls before shooting each scene. General Impression This series is a good one for getting to know the girls and their natural responses - and the girls are relaxed and playful. In this movie, the girls also get to cum, and that's worth something! The sex scenes take their time, with a long warm up, position changes, and other low-key stuff that might be edited out in other series. It slows things down, but you get to see real reactions, people talking to each other rather than the camera, and even some little goof-ups. A couple of the girls have moments during their scenes when the sex gets a little overwhelming, and they brace against the guy to stop him while they catch their breath. It's kind of nice to see that left in. Mostly, it's like peeking in on the neighbors having sex. Sex Randy interviews Sunny, a self-assured girl with short blonde hair. She's been doing g-g scenes, and it's been two months since she had sex with a guy. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Anita Dark, Philippe Soine, Andrea Nobili, Stefania Sartori
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Release date: 5/20/2003
Shameless (New Machine) review summaries:
oreb's
Shameless New Machine Feature, European Starring:Anita Dark, Stefania Sartori, Maria Ratti, Phillipe Soine, and Andrea Nobil Directed By:? Running Time:Feature: 77 minutes, Total: 83 minutes RATING: 4.69/10 FEATURE This is a foreign feature with only three scenes. The movie was made in 1996 so the video isn't great and neither is the audio. The women are all attractive but sometimes their performances are a little lacklustre. The scenes are all long, averaging over twenty minutes each, which I like. I wouldn't buy this unless you love these women though because I'm sure there are better DVDs out there where the women did a better job. SCENE 1: Anita Dark, Maria Ratti The scene starts with what I think is Italian commentary over a photoshoot in which Anita and a guy are the models and Maria is the photographer. There is a crazy looking dog on a dresser and it just stays there throughout the scene. Anita is wearing a black, see-through body suit top and black stockings. [read the full review]
review from 8/31/2003:
Shameless New Machine Feature, European Starring:Anita Dark, Stefania Sartori, Maria Ratti, Phillipe Soine, and Andrea Nobil Directed By:? Running Time:Feature: 77 minutes, Total: 83 minutes RATING: 4.69/10 FEATURE This is a foreign feature with only three scenes. The movie was made in 1996 so the video isn't great and neither is the audio. The women are all attractive but sometimes their performances are a little lacklustre. The scenes are all long, averaging over twenty minutes each, which I like. I wouldn't buy this unless you love these women though because I'm sure there are better DVDs out there where the women did a better job. SCENE 1: Anita Dark, Maria Ratti The scene starts with what I think is Italian commentary over a photoshoot in which Anita and a guy are the models and Maria is the photographer. There is a crazy looking dog on a dresser and it just stays there throughout the scene. Anita is wearing a black, see-through body suit top and black stockings. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Veronica, Jay Ashley, Domino, Taylor Rain, Ramona, Malorie Marx, Mariah Cherry
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Alex Sanders
Release date: 5/15/2003
Younger the Better 2 (New Machine) review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
The Younger the Better 2 ByNew Machine-Hardline Staring Mallerie Marx Ramona Domino Taylor Rain Mariah Cherry Veronica Highlights Facials Young womyn Vanilla Sex The Basics -The Younger the Better 2-Genre: Straight- 5 Scenes Overall Value- $17.00The Run Down Each scene starts with a little interview, then a slo-mo strip to show the treats in store, and then moves into sex. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is an actual into to this DVD. It has a couple moments of each of the girls, laughing and playing followed by a part of their scene set to a classy upbeat jazz soundtrack. [read the full review]
review from 7/25/2003:
The Younger the Better 2 ByNew Machine-Hardline Staring Mallerie Marx Ramona Domino Taylor Rain Mariah Cherry Veronica Highlights Facials Young womyn Vanilla Sex The Basics -The Younger the Better 2-Genre: Straight- 5 Scenes Overall Value- $17.00The Run Down Each scene starts with a little interview, then a slo-mo strip to show the treats in store, and then moves into sex. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is an actual into to this DVD. It has a couple moments of each of the girls, laughing and playing followed by a part of their scene set to a classy upbeat jazz soundtrack. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jade, Charmane Star, Sabrine Maui
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 4/13/2003
Sabrine Maui Exposed review summaries:
Nat Hocken's
Ed Powers got a piece of Sabrine Maui before Randy West did, but Randy got to cum on her face; poor Ed has to settle for his signature buzz-kill: emptying his condom on her tits. Sometimes, I guess, you pay a price for being first. Sabrine Maui Exposed features the pretty, young starlet in three scenes. Eds, from More Dirty Debutantes 208, comes first, followed by Randys, from Up and Cummers 102. Ed gets her back again in the third scene, from Real Naturals 18, but this time she gives herself to Cherry Rain and Justin Time (a kid who never fails to put the boy in boy/girl). The best thing about the first two scenes is Sabrine herself. Shes very vocal and appears quite confident in front of the camera. Ed lets her masturbate with a dildo up to the moment she announces shes cumming, then he steps in and has his condomed way with her. Randy, too, must use a condom, but he gets his facial anyway. Randys trouble is holding it: his scene is much short than Eds. The third scene is the one I was looking forward to. [read the full review]
review from 8/25/2003:
Ed Powers got a piece of Sabrine Maui before Randy West did, but Randy got to cum on her face; poor Ed has to settle for his signature buzz-kill: emptying his condom on her tits. Sometimes, I guess, you pay a price for being first. Sabrine Maui Exposed features the pretty, young starlet in three scenes. Eds, from More Dirty Debutantes 208, comes first, followed by Randys, from Up and Cummers 102. Ed gets her back again in the third scene, from Real Naturals 18, but this time she gives herself to Cherry Rain and Justin Time (a kid who never fails to put the boy in boy/girl). The best thing about the first two scenes is Sabrine herself. Shes very vocal and appears quite confident in front of the camera. Ed lets her masturbate with a dildo up to the moment she announces shes cumming, then he steps in and has his condomed way with her. Randy, too, must use a condom, but he gets his facial anyway. Randys trouble is holding it: his scene is much short than Eds. The third scene is the one I was looking forward to. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leanni Lei, Toni James, Gauge, Faith Angel
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 4/11/2003
Gauge Exposed review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Gauge Exposed ByNew MachineStaring Gauge Mojo Leanni Lei Faith Toni James Highlights Facials Anal Gonzo The Basics -Gauge Exposed, from the NMP Exposure Series-Genre: Straight-5 Scenes, 3 with GaugeOverall Value- $8.00 *Please note, all video captures have been enhanced and sharpened from the original capture so that they are easier to view.The Run Down This is supposed to be a feature film on Gauge right? Then why are only 3 of 5 of the scenes with her? Doesn't make a lot of sense to me. [read the full review]
review from 7/23/2003:
Gauge Exposed ByNew MachineStaring Gauge Mojo Leanni Lei Faith Toni James Highlights Facials Anal Gonzo The Basics -Gauge Exposed, from the NMP Exposure Series-Genre: Straight-5 Scenes, 3 with GaugeOverall Value- $8.00 *Please note, all video captures have been enhanced and sharpened from the original capture so that they are easier to view.The Run Down This is supposed to be a feature film on Gauge right? Then why are only 3 of 5 of the scenes with her? Doesn't make a lot of sense to me. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Gauge, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Bridget Powers
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 4/10/2003
Half-Pint Honies review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 2 / 25 / 2003 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Gauge, Bridget Powers, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Twigget, Mojo, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im really not sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: I almost fell asleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of midgets and Ed Powers style Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants something new Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Ed Powers, the technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio has a frequent whisper in the background, and if there are any background noises youre going to hear them. Surprisingly, however, the audio is balanced pretty well. The video is pretty close to VHS quality. It has a soft feel and a little pixelation, a fair amount of camera shake, and you frequently get to see Eds helpers and the camera. Surprisingly, the lighting is pretty good. Music: None Disc Complaints / Misleading Advertising: The cover for this DVD is horrible, and almost misleading. [read the full review]
review from 5/2/2003:
Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 2 / 25 / 2003 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Gauge, Bridget Powers, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Twigget, Mojo, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im really not sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: I almost fell asleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of midgets and Ed Powers style Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants something new Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Ed Powers, the technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio has a frequent whisper in the background, and if there are any background noises youre going to hear them. Surprisingly, however, the audio is balanced pretty well. The video is pretty close to VHS quality. It has a soft feel and a little pixelation, a fair amount of camera shake, and you frequently get to see Eds helpers and the camera. Surprisingly, the lighting is pretty good. Music: None Disc Complaints / Misleading Advertising: The cover for this DVD is horrible, and almost misleading. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Steve Hatcher, Mr. Marcus, Mocha, Jay Ashley, Cheyne Collins, Aurora Snow, Flick Shagwell, Angel Long, Juliana Kincaid
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Eli Cross
Release date: 4/2/2003
Wet Inc. 1 review summaries:
sweet dave's
Wet Inc. Is a film that, for New Machine at least, has strikingly good production value, and oh yes, the sex in this all-sex feature is quite good as well. Aurora Snow presents herself in a gym as a nicely fit young girl, and Jay Ashley shows everyone just what she's fit for. The sex is very strong and very good. The highlight of the scene is the anal doggie followed by Aurora's blushing ATM. Allysin Chains and Mocha are two lovely young girls who thoroughly enjoy one another. The high point of this girl/girl scene is when Allysin rides mocha's ass within a strap-on missionary-style while driving while stroking Mocha's pussy with another dildo. As both girls gush, they examplify what it means to be wet. Ashley Long finds herself in bed with Cheyenne Collins and Mr. Marcus, who quickly double penetrates her slender young blonde, and Ashley displays that she can easily handle at least two men. She almost seems to thirst for more. Juliana Kincaid, a slender blonde, proudly states that this is her last movie before her small breasts become inflated up to a C cup. [read the full review]
review from 8/24/2003:
Wet Inc. Is a film that, for New Machine at least, has strikingly good production value, and oh yes, the sex in this all-sex feature is quite good as well. Aurora Snow presents herself in a gym as a nicely fit young girl, and Jay Ashley shows everyone just what she's fit for. The sex is very strong and very good. The highlight of the scene is the anal doggie followed by Aurora's blushing ATM. Allysin Chains and Mocha are two lovely young girls who thoroughly enjoy one another. The high point of this girl/girl scene is when Allysin rides mocha's ass within a strap-on missionary-style while driving while stroking Mocha's pussy with another dildo. As both girls gush, they examplify what it means to be wet. Ashley Long finds herself in bed with Cheyenne Collins and Mr. Marcus, who quickly double penetrates her slender young blonde, and Ashley displays that she can easily handle at least two men. She almost seems to thirst for more. Juliana Kincaid, a slender blonde, proudly states that this is her last movie before her small breasts become inflated up to a C cup. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley, Lee Stone, Summer Storm, Sabrine Maui, Fiona Cheeks, Taylor Lynn, Hunter Young, Allison Wyte
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Alex Sanders
Release date: 4/2/2003
Younger the Better 1 (New Machine) review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Younger the Better By New Machine Publishing-Hardline Staring Hunter Young Taylor Lynn Sabrine Maui Lee Stone Summer Storm Allison Wyte Jay Ashley Fiona Cheeks Highlights Vanilla Sex Facials The Basics -Younger the Better-Genre: Straight- 5 ScenesOverall Value- $9.00The Run Down Each scene starts with a montage of different angles and pics of each girl in action then moves into sex. [read the full review]
review from 8/12/2003:
Younger the Better By New Machine Publishing-Hardline Staring Hunter Young Taylor Lynn Sabrine Maui Lee Stone Summer Storm Allison Wyte Jay Ashley Fiona Cheeks Highlights Vanilla Sex Facials The Basics -Younger the Better-Genre: Straight- 5 ScenesOverall Value- $9.00The Run Down Each scene starts with a montage of different angles and pics of each girl in action then moves into sex. [read the full review]
Wicked Wish, The review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 73 min. (the IAFD listing for Wicked Wishclaims a running time of 80 min., so Im not sure if this movies been edited from its original form or not) Production Date: 1993 Director: Frank Marino Cast: Kiss, Nicole London, Sierra, Randy West, Steve Drake, and Tom Chapman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Although this one has some nice female talent, New Machines DVDs have been so lackluster that I cant really get much hope up here. Initial Reaction: I should have wished for something else. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a broken remote The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: For the age of the movie, the technical aspects arent too bad. Early nineties movies are well known for having some of the worst technical aspects around, this ones pretty representative. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but there are a few minor balance problems. Music: The music is a little on the loud side and a lot on the cheesy and repetitive side. [read the full review]
review from 12/17/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 73 min. (the IAFD listing for Wicked Wishclaims a running time of 80 min., so Im not sure if this movies been edited from its original form or not) Production Date: 1993 Director: Frank Marino Cast: Kiss, Nicole London, Sierra, Randy West, Steve Drake, and Tom Chapman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Although this one has some nice female talent, New Machines DVDs have been so lackluster that I cant really get much hope up here. Initial Reaction: I should have wished for something else. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a broken remote The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: For the age of the movie, the technical aspects arent too bad. Early nineties movies are well known for having some of the worst technical aspects around, this ones pretty representative. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but there are a few minor balance problems. Music: The music is a little on the loud side and a lot on the cheesy and repetitive side. [read the full review]
(zero stars)(0.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nikita Denise
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 3/25/2003
Maximum Sex: Nikita Denise review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 28 min. (cover claims 125 min., and the only way to get to that number is to add up the time of all the angles in the extras ) Production Date: 3 / 2002 Director: None listed (for good reason) Cast: Nikita Denise and Nikko Night (I think) Initial Expectations: After reading Flashs review, Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: If theres such a thing as purgatory, I think I just got about twenty years off my sentence for watching this one. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loses a very large bet. Who Should Avoid It: The tougher question is who shouldnt avoid it who possibly can. Audio /Video Quality: I cant really say anything about the audio on the main feature, as there isnt really any. Its all a music track, which really annoys me as theres nothing overly artistic to the scene. As I watched the movie, the only reason I thought it was this way was because it was cheaper and easier than editing a real audio track. Id be hard pressed to come up with a single word to describe the video quality of Maximum Sex. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 8/24/2003:Running Time: 28 min. (cover claims 125 min., and the only way to get to that number is to add up the time of all the angles in the extras ) Production Date: 3 / 2002 Director: None listed (for good reason) Cast: Nikita Denise and Nikko Night (I think) Initial Expectations: After reading Flashs review, Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: If theres such a thing as purgatory, I think I just got about twenty years off my sentence for watching this one. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loses a very large bet. Who Should Avoid It: The tougher question is who shouldnt avoid it who possibly can. Audio /Video Quality: I cant really say anything about the audio on the main feature, as there isnt really any. Its all a music track, which really annoys me as theres nothing overly artistic to the scene. As I watched the movie, the only reason I thought it was this way was because it was cheaper and easier than editing a real audio track. Id be hard pressed to come up with a single word to describe the video quality of Maximum Sex. [read the full review]
Flash's
I can't recommend this disc to anyone and it is the second one ever that I have reviewed which has received the coveted zero star overall rating. I can't even recommend this disc to fans of Nikita Denise. Save your money and go for another title, you certainly can't do worse. If a friend offers you this title for free, I'd pass on the title and question whether the person truly is your friend. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 6/22/2003:I can't recommend this disc to anyone and it is the second one ever that I have reviewed which has received the coveted zero star overall rating. I can't even recommend this disc to fans of Nikita Denise. Save your money and go for another title, you certainly can't do worse. If a friend offers you this title for free, I'd pass on the title and question whether the person truly is your friend. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Faceless, Jennifer, Emanuel, Cherry Rain
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 3/19/2003
Dirty Debutantes 175 review summaries:
Flash's
As far as Ed Powers films go this one is on the better side. This still leaves the film miles from most of the competition but viewers that like Ed's films will be pleased with it. If you don't like Ed's work, then this won't be the film for you, but if you enjoy his work or are a devoted fan of one of the stars, you might want to check this one out. [read the full review]
review from 6/29/2003:
As far as Ed Powers films go this one is on the better side. This still leaves the film miles from most of the competition but viewers that like Ed's films will be pleased with it. If you don't like Ed's work, then this won't be the film for you, but if you enjoy his work or are a devoted fan of one of the stars, you might want to check this one out. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Rebecca Bardoux, Randy West, Celeste, Kelly O'Dell, Woody Long, Sierra
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Frank Marino
Release date: 3/19/2003
Warm Pink review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Frank Marino Cast: Kelly ODell, Celeste, Rebecca Bardoux, Sierra, Randy West, Tom Byron, and Woody Long Initial Expectations: I know I shouldnt have high expectations for this one, but with this cast I cant help it! Initial Reaction: Its everything I hoped for rather than everything I expected. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a fun and light fuck flick Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex, implanted women, or something on the serious side Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but it does crackle badly in several spots. Theres also a little dubbing, but thankfully very little. The video shows a little grain, but isnt nearly as bad as most pornos Ive seen from this time period. Its nicely lit, but the picture flickers to darkness and heavily shaded areas many times through the movie. The first scene also has some problems with the edges and the picture looking like it sticks to it. [read the full review]
review from 8/25/2003:
Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Frank Marino Cast: Kelly ODell, Celeste, Rebecca Bardoux, Sierra, Randy West, Tom Byron, and Woody Long Initial Expectations: I know I shouldnt have high expectations for this one, but with this cast I cant help it! Initial Reaction: Its everything I hoped for rather than everything I expected. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a fun and light fuck flick Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex, implanted women, or something on the serious side Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but it does crackle badly in several spots. Theres also a little dubbing, but thankfully very little. The video shows a little grain, but isnt nearly as bad as most pornos Ive seen from this time period. Its nicely lit, but the picture flickers to darkness and heavily shaded areas many times through the movie. The first scene also has some problems with the edges and the picture looking like it sticks to it. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Felecia, Emmanuelle, Azteca, Cherry Rain, Kelton, Julie Ryan, Onika, Heather Oaks
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 2/21/2003
Real Lesbians 4: Azteca Loves Heather review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Real Lesbians 4- Azteca Loves Heather ByNew MachineStaring Kelton & Cherry Rain Onika or Onilea & Emanuelle Julie Ryan & Cherry Rain Felicia & Cherry Rain Highlights Girl on Girl At First Glance "Real lesbians..."Real sopping orgasms" ...that sounds like it has potential. The Basics -Real Lesbians 4-Azteca Loves Heather-Genre: Lesbian action intended for Hetro Males - 5 scenes, 10 GirlsOverall Value- $10.00The Run Down Or maybe not...I was again under whelmed by the Real Lesbians series, I was really hoping this would be better. Most of these girls are nothing more than bi-curious and looking to make some money and it shows. [read the full review]
review from 7/8/2003:
Real Lesbians 4- Azteca Loves Heather ByNew MachineStaring Kelton & Cherry Rain Onika or Onilea & Emanuelle Julie Ryan & Cherry Rain Felicia & Cherry Rain Highlights Girl on Girl At First Glance "Real lesbians..."Real sopping orgasms" ...that sounds like it has potential. The Basics -Real Lesbians 4-Azteca Loves Heather-Genre: Lesbian action intended for Hetro Males - 5 scenes, 10 GirlsOverall Value- $10.00The Run Down Or maybe not...I was again under whelmed by the Real Lesbians series, I was really hoping this would be better. Most of these girls are nothing more than bi-curious and looking to make some money and it shows. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Christina, Jerry Butler, Makala, Toni Chase
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 2/20/2003
Raging Hormones (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 1988 Director: None given Cast: Christina Appeleigh, Makala, Toni Chase, Jerry Butler, Jonathan Morgan, and Steve Drake Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to relive late eighties porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a hot or fun porno Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. On the plus side, there arent any background noises, its decently balanced, and it synchs well with the video rather than relying on a lot of dubbing. Unfortunately there are a more than a few comments from the crew that are more than noticeable as well as plenty of noise from the still cameras. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music shows why most everybody in the known world makes fun of porn music. [read the full review]
review from 8/24/2003:
Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 1988 Director: None given Cast: Christina Appeleigh, Makala, Toni Chase, Jerry Butler, Jonathan Morgan, and Steve Drake Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to relive late eighties porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a hot or fun porno Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. On the plus side, there arent any background noises, its decently balanced, and it synchs well with the video rather than relying on a lot of dubbing. Unfortunately there are a more than a few comments from the crew that are more than noticeable as well as plenty of noise from the still cameras. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music shows why most everybody in the known world makes fun of porn music. [read the full review]
Learning the Ropes 4 (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 67 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Frank and Ona Zee Cast: Frank and Ona Zee Initial Expectations: Most bondage features havent done much for me, but theres so few that take on a bit of an educational slant that Im a little curious about this one. Initial Reaction: Its very different from what I expected, in a very good way! Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about bondage but whos nervous about it Who Should Avoid It: Anybody heavily into bondage Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced, but there is a small hiss in the background. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: Surprisingly, the main menu has a clip of the movie, which gives a decent first impression. Not surprisingly, there isnt a chapter menu. The Feature: The Learning the Ropes series is hosted by real life couple Ona and Frank Zee. [read the full review]
review from 8/28/2003:
Running Time: 67 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Frank and Ona Zee Cast: Frank and Ona Zee Initial Expectations: Most bondage features havent done much for me, but theres so few that take on a bit of an educational slant that Im a little curious about this one. Initial Reaction: Its very different from what I expected, in a very good way! Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about bondage but whos nervous about it Who Should Avoid It: Anybody heavily into bondage Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced, but there is a small hiss in the background. The video shows a fair amount of grain, with the picture looking about like a second generation VHS copy. Music: None Menus: Surprisingly, the main menu has a clip of the movie, which gives a decent first impression. Not surprisingly, there isnt a chapter menu. The Feature: The Learning the Ropes series is hosted by real life couple Ona and Frank Zee. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Nikki Dial, Ember, Nika DeVita, Lieng Lu, Ted Wilson, Gina Diamond
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 1/17/2003
Nikki Dial Exposed review summaries:
Nat Hocken's
Nikki Dial Exposed begins with a smiling, engaging, and very young Nikki in a scene from Ed Powers Dirty Debutantes 23. Even Ed, nearing 40, looks comically youthful. The scene, though standard Powers fare, is, thankfully, not one in which Ed takes a sexual role; the closest he comes to making love to Nikki is licking her juices off the dildo shes just finished using. Typically sloppy, the scene begins with a dog whining in the background, a little dog we eventually see nosing up to Nikki on the sofa; at one point the telephone rings. It takes a girl with a certain star power to fight through this nonsense and emerge with her aplomb intact, and Nikki does it, delivering a short, but effective masturbation performance along the way. One could wish that movies like this were made with loving care by people who genuinely respected their featured talent. But this is porn, and one could as successfully wish for accurate movie titles, coherent storylines, or directors who understand the difference between fucking and eroticism. [read the full review]
review from 3/18/2003:
Nikki Dial Exposed begins with a smiling, engaging, and very young Nikki in a scene from Ed Powers Dirty Debutantes 23. Even Ed, nearing 40, looks comically youthful. The scene, though standard Powers fare, is, thankfully, not one in which Ed takes a sexual role; the closest he comes to making love to Nikki is licking her juices off the dildo shes just finished using. Typically sloppy, the scene begins with a dog whining in the background, a little dog we eventually see nosing up to Nikki on the sofa; at one point the telephone rings. It takes a girl with a certain star power to fight through this nonsense and emerge with her aplomb intact, and Nikki does it, delivering a short, but effective masturbation performance along the way. One could wish that movies like this were made with loving care by people who genuinely respected their featured talent. But this is porn, and one could as successfully wish for accurate movie titles, coherent storylines, or directors who understand the difference between fucking and eroticism. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Misty Rain, Yvonne, Chandler, Shawnee Cates, Tabatha Cash, Cherry Rain, Wildberry, Winter Rose, Heather Oaks, Andrea Wolfe
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 1/8/2003
Real Lesbians 3: Tabitha Loves Shawnee review summaries:
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Real Lesbians 3-Tabitha Loves ShawneeByNew Machine Randy West ProductionsStarlet'sAndrea WolfChandlerMisty RainYvonneWildberry&Winter Rosealso not listed but presentCherry RainHeather OaksTabitha CashShawnee Cates PenisesMr. PeteBrian PumperBrett RockmanJoel LawrenceBrian Surewood HighlightsNatural BoobsBJ'sMessy FacialsVanilla SexMale Pleasure Oriented SexMMF 3somes At First Glance Real lesbians, how can I go wrong?! The Basics -Real Lesbians 3-Genre: Lesbian- 5 chaptersOverall Value- $8.00The Run Down Well for the most part, yes, I am convinced they were real lesbians. Now the claim of "real sopping orgasms!" on the cover...that's another story. [read the full review]
review from 3/9/2003:
Real Lesbians 3-Tabitha Loves ShawneeByNew Machine Randy West ProductionsStarlet'sAndrea WolfChandlerMisty RainYvonneWildberry&Winter Rosealso not listed but presentCherry RainHeather OaksTabitha CashShawnee Cates PenisesMr. PeteBrian PumperBrett RockmanJoel LawrenceBrian Surewood HighlightsNatural BoobsBJ'sMessy FacialsVanilla SexMale Pleasure Oriented SexMMF 3somes At First Glance Real lesbians, how can I go wrong?! The Basics -Real Lesbians 3-Genre: Lesbian- 5 chaptersOverall Value- $8.00The Run Down Well for the most part, yes, I am convinced they were real lesbians. Now the claim of "real sopping orgasms!" on the cover...that's another story. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Felecia, Linda Thoren, Bridgette, Rayveness, Monty, Melina
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 12/30/2002
Felicia Exposed review summaries:
Nat Hocken's
On display in the New Machine compilation Felicia Exposed is a six-scene selection of Felicias work with 4-Play and Evil Angel directors Ed Powers and Randy West. So right away you know what youre in for: six straight cheesy motel/bedroom sets, low-budget production values, a bunch of third-tier lookers, one-camera shoots, and a lot of cross talk with the director/cameraman. Of course, after a list like that, Im supposed to say, And lots of great sex!to punch it up with a little twist, you know. But Im not going to do that; not because its expected, but because it isnt true. Ed and Randy make films on the cheap and sometimes they work. A film like this gives you an idea why. In addition to the revolving door that constantly brings in new girls, there are those little interviews that begin each scene and which give the viewer a slight sense of who hes looking at. The formula succeeds because, in a porno sense, these young girls arent generally very experienced and dont have a lot to say: one scene is about all we need. [read the full review]
review from 2/10/2003:
On display in the New Machine compilation Felicia Exposed is a six-scene selection of Felicias work with 4-Play and Evil Angel directors Ed Powers and Randy West. So right away you know what youre in for: six straight cheesy motel/bedroom sets, low-budget production values, a bunch of third-tier lookers, one-camera shoots, and a lot of cross talk with the director/cameraman. Of course, after a list like that, Im supposed to say, And lots of great sex!to punch it up with a little twist, you know. But Im not going to do that; not because its expected, but because it isnt true. Ed and Randy make films on the cheap and sometimes they work. A film like this gives you an idea why. In addition to the revolving door that constantly brings in new girls, there are those little interviews that begin each scene and which give the viewer a slight sense of who hes looking at. The formula succeeds because, in a porno sense, these young girls arent generally very experienced and dont have a lot to say: one scene is about all we need. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Nikki Sinn, Missy, Alex Sanders, Lana Sands, Anna Malle, Heather Lee, Valeria, Ona Zee, Tera Heart, Dallas (ambiguous), Emily Hill, Hank Armstrong, Eric Edwards, Cal Jammer
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Release date: 12/30/2002
Best of Sex Academy, The review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 12 / 21 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Missy, Anna Malle, Nikki Sinn, Lana Sands, Dallas, Tera Heart, Heather Lee, Ona Zee, Valeria, Emily Hill, Alex Sanders, Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Hank Armstrong, Cal Jammer, and Eric Edwards Initial Expectations: I havent heard of this series before, but the female talent here made me feel the need to check it out. Initial Reaction: Its a nice introduction to the series, but leaves a lot to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about the Sex Academy series Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting sex with more than just chemistry Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in and a few areas which are obviously dubbed. The video, however, varies quite a bit and leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain. [read the full review]
review from 8/27/2003:
Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 12 / 21 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Missy, Anna Malle, Nikki Sinn, Lana Sands, Dallas, Tera Heart, Heather Lee, Ona Zee, Valeria, Emily Hill, Alex Sanders, Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Hank Armstrong, Cal Jammer, and Eric Edwards Initial Expectations: I havent heard of this series before, but the female talent here made me feel the need to check it out. Initial Reaction: Its a nice introduction to the series, but leaves a lot to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about the Sex Academy series Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting sex with more than just chemistry Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in and a few areas which are obviously dubbed. The video, however, varies quite a bit and leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Amber Smith, Felix Vicious, Kendra Lynn, Michelle Michaels
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 12/24/2002
More Dirty Debutantes 225 review summaries:
Flash's
Even if you are a fan of Ed Powers films, you'll probably find that this one is below the quality of the original entries. The sex scenes are all very formulaic and each volume is starting to look the same now, at least in the beginning there was a variance to the films. Fan of Ed Powers or not, I'd pass on this volume and pick up something else unless you are a fan of one of the stars present in it. [read the full review]
review from 6/23/2003:
Even if you are a fan of Ed Powers films, you'll probably find that this one is below the quality of the original entries. The sex scenes are all very formulaic and each volume is starting to look the same now, at least in the beginning there was a variance to the films. Fan of Ed Powers or not, I'd pass on this volume and pick up something else unless you are a fan of one of the stars present in it. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Erica, Marcelo, Angel Cummings, Kitty Di Vine, Redda Lacey, Ivan Andros
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Release date: 12/15/2002
Scorched (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 11 / 28 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Crystal Gold, Kirsty Waay, Melissa Monet, Rayveness, Alec Metro, Steve Drake, Sean Ryder, and Tony Montana in sexual roles and Ona Zee and E Z Ryder in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: For some reason Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: Its easily forgotten. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Melissa Monet Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels unique in any way Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in. The video, however, leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain. Granted, the movie is from the mid nineties, but Ive seen classic pornos with less grain than this. Theres also a fair amount of camera shake through the feature. Music: The keeps a slight soft rock feel throughout the movie, but does bring in a few other styles. [read the full review]
review from 8/27/2003:
Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 11 / 28 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Crystal Gold, Kirsty Waay, Melissa Monet, Rayveness, Alec Metro, Steve Drake, Sean Ryder, and Tony Montana in sexual roles and Ona Zee and E Z Ryder in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: For some reason Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: Its easily forgotten. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Melissa Monet Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels unique in any way Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in. The video, however, leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain. Granted, the movie is from the mid nineties, but Ive seen classic pornos with less grain than this. Theres also a fair amount of camera shake through the feature. Music: The keeps a slight soft rock feel throughout the movie, but does bring in a few other styles. [read the full review]
(2.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Cassie, Michelle, Petra, Helena, Kitty Monroe, Kody, Sabrine Maui
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 12/12/2002
Real Masturbation 2 review summaries:
JustAGuyOnline's
Depending on your perspective, the Real Masturbation series from New Machine is either very worthwhile or a big waste of time. Theres probably not going to be a lot of middle ground here. On the positive side, you get a nice collection of girls, some of whom may be long lost favorites. Indeed, thats exactly what drew me to Volume 2 of this series. Theres a nice scene here featuring blonde hotties Michelle and Cassie, who are supposedly sisters. They did a few videos in the late 1990s, including scenes with both Ed Powers and Randy West for the Dirty Debutantes and Up N Cummers series. And thats sort of where the negative side starts. If you dont like Uncle Ed and Uncle Randy, you probably wont care for these videos too much. Admittedly, Eds camera work and production values can be, uh, not good. But in general, its a treat to see some cuties taking care of themselves. Scene 1: The title screen for this scene says that its Helena and Petra from Dirty Debs 117. I wouldnt know which one of them was which anyway, but theres only one girl shown here. [read the full review]
review from 4/5/2005:
Depending on your perspective, the Real Masturbation series from New Machine is either very worthwhile or a big waste of time. Theres probably not going to be a lot of middle ground here. On the positive side, you get a nice collection of girls, some of whom may be long lost favorites. Indeed, thats exactly what drew me to Volume 2 of this series. Theres a nice scene here featuring blonde hotties Michelle and Cassie, who are supposedly sisters. They did a few videos in the late 1990s, including scenes with both Ed Powers and Randy West for the Dirty Debutantes and Up N Cummers series. And thats sort of where the negative side starts. If you dont like Uncle Ed and Uncle Randy, you probably wont care for these videos too much. Admittedly, Eds camera work and production values can be, uh, not good. But in general, its a treat to see some cuties taking care of themselves. Scene 1: The title screen for this scene says that its Helena and Petra from Dirty Debs 117. I wouldnt know which one of them was which anyway, but theres only one girl shown here. [read the full review]
-lunacy-'s
Real Masturbation Vol 2 By New Machine Staring Kody Cassie Helena Petra Sabrine Michelle Taylor St. Clair Highlights The Basics -Real Masturbation Vol 2-Genre: Straight/Masturbation - 5 Scenes -Compliance Statement (None available on DVD) Overall Value- $7.00 Dearest Readers, Sorry about the poor quality vid caps, I enhanced them as much as I could. The Run Down Well, it's another compilation of old crap from Ed Powers. [read the full review]
review from 10/4/2003:
Real Masturbation Vol 2 By New Machine Staring Kody Cassie Helena Petra Sabrine Michelle Taylor St. Clair Highlights The Basics -Real Masturbation Vol 2-Genre: Straight/Masturbation - 5 Scenes -Compliance Statement (None available on DVD) Overall Value- $7.00 Dearest Readers, Sorry about the poor quality vid caps, I enhanced them as much as I could. The Run Down Well, it's another compilation of old crap from Ed Powers. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Randy Spears, Danielle Rogers, Lynn Lemay, Cheri Taylor, Alice Springs
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Release date: 12/9/2002
One Night Stand with Danielle Rogers review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Danielle Rogers, Sheri Taylor, Alice Springs, Lynn LeMay, Randy Spears, Tomy Byron, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Early nineties porn often leaves a lot to be desired for me, but with Danielle and Randy here Im willing to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: This one night stand should have been put to bed much earlier. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting good technical aspects or a lot of hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio has a decent balance, but theres a loud hum in the background at some points. The video has a fair amount of grain and lousy lighting. It looks pretty close to a second generation VHS copy. Music: Its the typical loud and cheesy music that made porn in the early nineties so easy to make fun of. Menus: The main menu has a small clip of the movie. There is no chapter menu, which makes the DVD feel really cheap. The Feature: Randy Spears is having a mid-life crisis. [read the full review]
review from 1/19/2003:
Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Danielle Rogers, Sheri Taylor, Alice Springs, Lynn LeMay, Randy Spears, Tomy Byron, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Early nineties porn often leaves a lot to be desired for me, but with Danielle and Randy here Im willing to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: This one night stand should have been put to bed much earlier. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting good technical aspects or a lot of hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio has a decent balance, but theres a loud hum in the background at some points. The video has a fair amount of grain and lousy lighting. It looks pretty close to a second generation VHS copy. Music: Its the typical loud and cheesy music that made porn in the early nineties so easy to make fun of. Menus: The main menu has a small clip of the movie. There is no chapter menu, which makes the DVD feel really cheap. The Feature: Randy Spears is having a mid-life crisis. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Melody, Charmane Star, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 12/3/2002
Dirty Dirty Debutantes 18 review summaries:
Flash's
As far as Ed Powers films go, you can do better and worse than this entry. The girls don't look as good as usual and Ed is the only male in the film. If you are a devoted fan of Ed Powers or one of the stars, you might want to pick this one up, otherwise I'd pass. [read the full review]
review from 6/29/2003:
As far as Ed Powers films go, you can do better and worse than this entry. The girls don't look as good as usual and Ed is the only male in the film. If you are a devoted fan of Ed Powers or one of the stars, you might want to pick this one up, otherwise I'd pass. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy West, Monique, Jeanie Rivers, Briana Banks, Kylie Wilde
Studio: New Machine
Release date: 11/25/2002
Briana Banks Exposed review summaries:
Nat Hocken's
As I understand it, the appeal of Ed Powersthe man, not so much the filmmakeris that hes a kind of everyman with whom the viewer can identify. Watching him make it with pretty, young girls gives hope to the poor slob with a more common physique than all those buffed up porn stars. Be that as it may, Ed Powers does less than nothing for me--less, because I lose all interest in a scene when he makes an appearance before the camera. He exudes that creepy dirty-old-man odor that even today wafts up unpleasantly from the sweaty underbelly of porn. Which isnt to say that Powers, when he stays behind the camera, doesnt occasionally capture a little lightning. Both sides of Ed Powers are on display in Briana Banks Exposed. Briana is featured in three scenes and her unfortunate willingness to screw Powers ensures that he will appear in each as a performer. The middle scene, however, starts differently, with Powers encouraging Briana to let his cameragirl touch her pussy. [read the full review]
review from 3/27/2003:
As I understand it, the appeal of Ed Powersthe man, not so much the filmmakeris that hes a kind of everyman with whom the viewer can identify. Watching him make it with pretty, young girls gives hope to the poor slob with a more common physique than all those buffed up porn stars. Be that as it may, Ed Powers does less than nothing for me--less, because I lose all interest in a scene when he makes an appearance before the camera. He exudes that creepy dirty-old-man odor that even today wafts up unpleasantly from the sweaty underbelly of porn. Which isnt to say that Powers, when he stays behind the camera, doesnt occasionally capture a little lightning. Both sides of Ed Powers are on display in Briana Banks Exposed. Briana is featured in three scenes and her unfortunate willingness to screw Powers ensures that he will appear in each as a performer. The middle scene, however, starts differently, with Powers encouraging Briana to let his cameragirl touch her pussy. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, Cherry Rain, Kelton, Vivanica
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 11/4/2002
Dirty Debutantes 167 review summaries:
Flash's
If you are not a fan of Ed Powers movies, this is not going to be the one that makes you into a fan. If you haven't seen an Ed Powers film yet, try Dirty Debutantes 164 as that is the best film by him that I have seen yet. If you are a fan of the series, you'll probably want to pick up this title as it is above average for him and the video quality is in good shape. [read the full review]
review from 6/23/2003:
If you are not a fan of Ed Powers movies, this is not going to be the one that makes you into a fan. If you haven't seen an Ed Powers film yet, try Dirty Debutantes 164 as that is the best film by him that I have seen yet. If you are a fan of the series, you'll probably want to pick up this title as it is above average for him and the video quality is in good shape. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Ed Powers, Elena, Halli Aston, Blake Powers, Darian Laquoix
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Release date: 11/4/2002
Dirty Dirty Debutantes 14 review summaries:
Flash's
If you are a fan of Ed Powers films, this one is in great shape on the disc so you'll probably want to pick this title up. As always, the women look nice but there is still the problem of Ed's presence. Fans of Kelsey Hart and fans of amateur sex may want to pick up this disc as well, but I'd recommend giving the film a rental before purchasing. Fans of nasty sex, porn with a plot and porn with high production values will want to skip this title. [read the full review]
review from 11/30/2002:
If you are a fan of Ed Powers films, this one is in great shape on the disc so you'll probably want to pick this title up. As always, the women look nice but there is still the problem of Ed's presence. Fans of Kelsey Hart and fans of amateur sex may want to pick up this disc as well, but I'd recommend giving the film a rental before purchasing. Fans of nasty sex, porn with a plot and porn with high production values will want to skip this title. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Randy West, Tom Chapman, Teri Diver, Angela Summers, Jamie Lee, Tonisha Mills, J.B.
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Release date: 10/17/2002
Titty Slickers review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 70 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Angela Summers, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Jamie Lee, Randy West, T. T. Boy, Tom Chapman, and J.B. in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I remember watching this a long time ago and kind of enjoying it. Im hoping I enjoy it just as much here. Initial Reaction: Its not perfect, but it is pretty hot and a lot of fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some brainless but fun fucking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants high technical aspects or all natural women Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad, especially for the age of the feature. Its a little off balance at times, but not too bad. The video is a little grainy and fuzzy, and also has a few bleeding colors and ghosting. Theyre definite problems, but since I dont remember the original VHS being much better, Im guessing New Machine is dealing the best they can with what they have. Music: The music is a bit loud, but fun and a little different. [read the full review]
review from 11/1/2002:
Running Time: 70 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Angela Summers, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Jamie Lee, Randy West, T. T. Boy, Tom Chapman, and J.B. in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I remember watching this a long time ago and kind of enjoying it. Im hoping I enjoy it just as much here. Initial Reaction: Its not perfect, but it is pretty hot and a lot of fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some brainless but fun fucking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants high technical aspects or all natural women Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad, especially for the age of the feature. Its a little off balance at times, but not too bad. The video is a little grainy and fuzzy, and also has a few bleeding colors and ghosting. Theyre definite problems, but since I dont remember the original VHS being much better, Im guessing New Machine is dealing the best they can with what they have. Music: The music is a bit loud, but fun and a little different. [read the full review]
