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Real Lesbians 3: Tabitha Loves Shawnee Review

New Machine

-lunacy-'s ratings for this movie:
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Reviewed by -lunacy-  on  3/9/2003


Real Lesbians 3-Tabitha Loves Shawnee

By
New Machine

Randy West Productions

Starlet's
Andrea Wolf
Chandler
Misty Rain
Yvonne
Wildberry
&
Winter Rose
also not listed but present
Cherry Rain
Heather Oaks
Tabitha Cash
Shawnee Cates

Penises
Mr. Pete
Brian Pumper
Brett Rockman
Joel Lawrence
Brian Surewood

Highlights
Natural Boobs
BJ's
Messy Facials
Vanilla Sex
Male Pleasure Oriented Sex
MMF 3somes

 

 

At First Glance

Real lesbians, how can I go wrong?!

The Basics

-Real Lesbians 3
-Genre: Lesbian
- 5 chapters

Overall Value- $8.00

The Run Down

     Well for the most part, yes, I am convinced they were real lesbians. Now the claim of "real sopping orgasms!" on the cover...that's another story.

     Rather than following my standard review pattern of giving an overall rating I've opted to break this down by scenes to make it a little easier to see what you are getting into if you're interested in buying this DVD.

Scene 1
Cherry Rain & Heather Oaks
from
More Dirty Debutantes 217

The scene opens with an average looks blonde holding a camera while a fairly good looking brunette fingers her and licks her tits. We continue on in this vein thru pussy licking, finger fucking and all the standards.

It's  about a 3 of 5 on the heat scale but the crew is taking photos in the middle of the scene which I found very distracting. The blonde says she's gonna cum 2ce, but I don't think she ever actually did.

This is a good scene overall despite the mediocre looks and the poor production value, this is no lipstick lesbian crap, they are actually kissing and getting into the pussy licking.

Heat 3 of 5
Looks 6 of 10
 

Scene 2
Yvonne & Misty Rain
from
Up & Cummers 6

This scene starts with 2 womyn standing in high heels and short skirts with their asses in the air. This had a rather gonzoish feel to it, Randy West directs them what to do and unfortunately we get to hear all about his hard on and his heavy breathing. The scene also has a very amateurish feel to it, you can even hear the film rolling in the background. The womyn turn around and sit on the couch and start stroking their pussies (rather unenthusiastically I must say) and we still haven't seen their faces. Finally 8 minutes into the scene the camera pans to include their faces in the shot. (I could have gone without) So they sit beside each other stroking one another's pussies, careful to remain facing the camera (oh yeah, that looks natural) and the scene ends with them getting up from the couch and leaving the room to "go to bed". And that's it. Wow, great finish.

Heat 2 of 5
Looks 3 of 5

Scene 3
Andrea Wolf & Chandler
from
Up & Cummers 38

Now here we have something worthwhile. A nice looking blonde and brunette that have obviously been together before and enjoy their sexuality. We have some licking, some kissing and even a little playtime with the Rabbit and a clit stimulator.

This ladies are truly into it, they are laughing and having a great time and it shows. This jacks the heat right up there and even adds this scene to my personal list of best lesbian scenes I've ever seen. Woo hoo, we move into pussy grinding with a finger up the ass and 69 for the finishing touch.

Heat 6 of 5
Looks 7 of 10
 

Scene 4
Wildberry & Winter Rose
from
More Dirty Debutantes 191

Well here's shy, homely, un-enthusiastic Wildberry sitting on the bed fully clothed. We chat with her for what feels like eons about how she's never been with a girl before, blah blah blah. In comes Winter Rose, the experienced who proceeds to climb up on a soap box and bore us with her theory of how all men, like women fantasize about gay sex. 20 years later, they make out. Can you really call it making out though? Wildberry just sits there all stiff while Winter Rose tries to make out with her. Thankfully the scene ends there...it was getting painful to watch.

Scene 5
Tabitha Cash & Shawnee Cates
from
More Dirty Debutantes 23

Scene opens with a rather butch looking womyn sitting on a bed in her bra and underwear.  From no where a long haired beauty comes in and starts licking her breast. Oh, and here comes another for the other breast. Oh well, we're just starting to get over the shock when here comes a third...why it's a pussy pile!

We flash into a 2 on 2 and 2 on 2 pussy play, a little 69 action and then out comes the strap on. This is pretty hot, I like strap ons. Girl number 1 doggies girl number 2 with the strap on while girl 3 and 4 lick girl 2's nippies. Confused yet? Me too, I really wish I knew who was who but being that only 2 names are listed in the scene intro and none of them is Tabitha as listed on the DVD cover art, I've given up.

Anyway, into reverse cowgirl on the strap on and the scene ends rather abruptly here.
Well, that was...fun.

Heat 3 1/2 of 5
Looks 3 of 5

Menu

  • Play
  • Previews
    6
  • Photo Gallery
    Slim, 10 production stills
  • New Machine
    A street address and www address

Pretty slim pickens, seems as though they were just trying to fill disk space.

My Overall Impression

   
Another foul case of false advertising which really pisses me off. Oh hey, we forgot to mention it's a compilation, oh and half the girls in here are not listed, oh and one of the main starlet's billed isn't in it at all.

     The DVD itself is marginal quality, the lighting was flakey, the cover art deceptive, the menu is meager and although some of the scenes held their own overall I was under whelmed. It's O.K if you're looking for "real lesbian action" and just something to jack off to, but as something to add to the collection...I'd have to pass.

Have fun, be safe.
Luna



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