Asia Carrera Exposed (New Machine) Review

The Basics

-Asia Carrera Exposed
-Genre: Straight
- 6 1/2 Scenes
-Compliance Statement

Overall Value- $8.00

Dearest readers,
Please forgive the poor quality of vid caps, I know they're normally a favorite but I did my best with what I had to work with.

The Run Down

Compilation DVD with 6 1/2 scenes with Asia being in 3 1/2 of them. Marginal quality production, O.K to good sex, O.K to good looking womyn.

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• Play Movie-
  Runtime: 2 Hours 6 Minutes, breaks down to 1 hour 26 minutes of compilation and then 40 of a drawn out scene with Azteca and Hai.
• Asia Carrera Bio-
  Single page, static
• Chapters Selection-
  7 action captures
• Photo Gallery-
  20 stills, manual navigation
• About New Machine
• Previews-
  6
  

Asia Carrera & Taylor Moore
from Raw Sex 5

Asia and Taylor are sitting on the couch together in their bras and panties chatting with Randy. The girls make out and Taylor kneels down so she can pay attention to those beautiful breasts of Asia's and rub her pussy through her panties. Taylor slides those panties aside and finally pulls them off so she can get serious and buries her face in Asia's kitty. With some hardcore licking and finger fucking she brings her to orgasm. A good deed can't go unpunished so Asia takes her turn at Taylor's box with her tongue then brings a dildo into the picture for a little extra fun. Taylor gets the cock from behind in Dog then the girls go at it Scissors with their long hair flying every which way. Taylor has a big orgasm from that and decides it's time to get at Asia's ass. She leans in and gives her a solid ass licking before sticking a dildo in her ass. (Taylor has to go get the clit vibe so Randy holds the vibe in Asia's ass for a minute.) With a vibe in her ass and one on her clit Asia has a fantastic orgasm

*Marginal lighting and sound was foggy.

Heat 3 1/2
Looks-
Asia 4
Taylor 3 3/4

Asia & ?
from Tongue in Cheek

This scene takes place in a room with pink walls, a fuchsia carpet and red lighting. There's no furniture just a mat atop some carpet and a poster on the wall. Asia is looking fine in a pair of very torn, holey jeans. She's having a heated kiss and caress session with her partner. He slides her jeans off to get at her muff and gives her some oral loving before she slides down and sucks him off. They slide into a sweaty passionate Cowgirl and from there into Missionary where he pulls out and cums on her belly.

*Poor lighting, horrible music

Heat 4
Looks 3 1/2

Asia & Victoria Andrews(?)
from New Positions

The girls are in a garden, on a stone bench in the evening and are making out. The girls go down on one another and that's that.

Heat 3
Looks-
Asia- 4
Victoria 3

Asia & ?
from Titty Bar 2

Ms. X and Asia are sunning beside the pool. Ms. X is considering quitting the stripping biz cause she's had a bad sex experience. Asia decides she just needs a womyns touch so she goes over to console her. She kisses and licks her friends oh so fake boobs. Ms.X sits up so she can play with Asia's titties too and then has Asia lay down on the lounge chair on her stomach so she can lick at her pussy from behind. The she rolls her over, pushes her bikini bottoms aside and licks her pussy and rubs at her clit until she cums. Asia takes on a bit of a dominant attitude and shoves her onto the chair and rips her swimsuit off so she can eat her out as she rubs her own pussy. The girls do some pussy grinding and have a very nice tandem orgasm.

*Maybe it's just me but I don't think I'd tan in cowboy boots.
*This would have been good if I could hear them better, I had to crank it up to 70 from 52 to hear.

Heat 3
Looks-
Asia 4
Ms. X 3

Victoria Andrews
from Hookers of Hollywood

Victoria and her partner slip off one another's clothes off and she slides down his body to suck him off. Then she stands over him so he can lap at her pussy and finger her. She spoils him with some more oral then slides him in Cowgirl then takes him Missionary and Dog before he shoots his load on her ass.

*Yet another terrible selection of music with dubbed over sex sounds.

Heat 3 1/2
Looks 3

Jade & Ed "Fugly" Powers
from Dirty Debutantes 79

This opens with Ed sitting on the bed with Jade and rubbing her tits while talking with someone off camera as Jade looks completely uninterested. Ed moves in and plays with her pussy, hamming for the camera the whole time. He eats her out a bit before rolling her into Dog so her can fuck her. They go into Missionary with her legs in the air and Ed panting open mouthed like a dog then pulls out to shoot on her stomach.

*Why did you put your glasses on to fuck Ed?
*Again, it was nearly impossible to hear what was being said.
*There were quite a few camera glitches and editing errors in this scene. This was the worst scene as far as quality I've seen from Ed Powers to date.
*Jade needs to shave her armpits.

Heat 2 1/2
Looks 3

Mai Hoshino & Azteca(?)
from Dirty Debutantes 188

The girls kiss and play with each others boobies then finally make the move to the pussies. Mai's panties get pushed aside and her friend finger fucks her then Mai goes down on her. After what feels like forever the girls switch places and Mai gets her pussy eaten and some vibe play. She kind of bites her fingers and looks weepy and I'm not sure but I think that was supposed to pass for an orgasm. Cut to Mai and Azteca taking turns on Ed's cock. One sucks his dick while the other sucks his balls which we see from a POV shot. Mai fucks Ed in Dog then Reverse Cowgirl, meanwhile Azteca has taken the camera and is shooting them. She gives the camera back long enough to fuck Ed "Fugly" Reverse Cowgirl then he's back in Mai, this time in Mission. He pulls out and does the leaping slide to her face so he can cum on her cheek. And just in case you missed it, we get an instant replay of the pop shot from camera 2 as well.

As with most womyn when Ed fucks them, Mai is looking everywhere but at him and closing her eyes looking as though she's trying very hard to imagine being somewhere else.

*Shadows, Ed getting in the scene with his handheld camera, the girls being distracted by the people walking around as they get it on.
*Mai sounds like s squeaky toy.

Heat 2 1/2
Looks
Mai 3 (toooo thin)
Unnamed Girl 2 3/4

What I liked

-Seeing Asia as she evolved into who she is now was interesting.

What I didn't like

-It sure would have been nice to know who I was watching. If some of the girls are going to be named, all of them need to be.

-The lighting was terrible and the audio no better! Crap crap crap.

-It just seems like a Exposed DVD should be all about that person. The extra scenes throw in for filler look like exactly that.

-This was the worst collection of soundtracks I have ever heard. It went from cheesy to cheesiest in the span of 5 scenes.

My Overall Impression

I'm not impressed.
There were some serious production issues here, poor lighting, sound and camera work. In combination with little to no attention to the details (like letting viewers know who their watching) this was just really a poor production. I have not been overly impressed with the Exposed series in general but I was hoping since it was Asia I would enjoy it more.

2 1/2 of 5 disappointed labias'.

This review is dedicated to my friend Cookie.
Have fun, be safe.
Luna