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Real Masturbation 2 Review

New Machine

Real Masturbation 2 at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: New Machine

Category:  Masturbation

Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Cassie, Michelle, Petra, Helena, Kitty Monroe, Kody, Sabrine Maui

Released on: 12/12/2002

-lunacy-'s ratings for this movie:
Overall Rating
Female Looks
Male Looks n/a
Sex
Plot/Acting n/a
Extras
A/V Quality
Rating Scale
Reviewed by -lunacy-  on  10/4/2003

Real Masturbation
Vol 2

By
New Machine

Staring
Kody
Cassie
Helena
Petra
Sabrine
Michelle
Taylor St. Clair



Highlights

The Basics

-Real Masturbation Vol 2
-Genre: Straight/Masturbation
- 5 Scenes

-Compliance Statement (None available on DVD)


Overall Value- $7.00

Dearest Readers,
Sorry about the poor quality vid caps, I enhanced them as much as I could.


The Run Down

Well, it's another compilation of old crap from Ed Powers. The audio and video suck, the girls are just O.K looking and the sex is lukewarm at best.

Menu

  • Play Movie-
    Runtime 1 Hour 25 Minutes
  • Photo Gallery-
    10 Stills
  • Previews

Helena and Petra
from Dirty Debutantes 117

A skeletal Helena is fondling and fingering herself on the bed as the audio and visual focus in and out and back again. With no explanation she leaves the room then comes back wearing a necklace and fresh makeup and resumes her jollyless jollying on the bed, this time bringing her asshole into the action. From the title intro of the scene I thought this was a G/G scene, is this supposed to be a second girl? Ugh, I'm always confused when I watch Ed Fugly Power's work. Anyway, this goes on for way to long, the audios hot then it's mute, the camera man's in the shot, the girls silent, keeps sneaking peeks at the camera and doesn't even attept a fake orgasm. Well that was a waste of 14 minutes of my life.

Heat 2
Looks 2

Taylor St Clair
from Up and Cumming 19

Ed's taking to Taylor as he shoots her, she slips off her bra and then her panties for him then licks her own nipples and caresses herself for the camera. She shows him the 2 new toys she's bought but has never played with one before so he has to "show" her how. Taylor 's a quick study thought and it's not long before she's got it buried in her box and Ed takes advantage of the moment to jack himself to orgasm. And of course, being true to his nature of male dominated thinking, the scene ends there.

*Oh yuck, there's stains on the bedspread.

Heat 2 1/2
Looks 2 3/4

Kody
from Dirty Debutantes 208

This scene opens with Ed pawing Kody on the bed as she tries not to look disgusted. Finally he gets the hell out of the shot and Kody rubs her pussy for awhile. Ed has to get his ugly mug in the shot again and gives her a vibe to play with then again, he can't leave it alone and starts kissing her neck and rubbing her as she plays with herself. By this time she's got a dildo in her twat and a vibe on her clit. Ed gets down between her legs like he's gonna eat her out and the scene ends. Again, no orgasm.

Heat 2
Looks 3

Michelle & Casie
from Real Female Masturbation 3

The girls are laying nude side by side and spread their pussies and show their asses for the camera. When Ed shuts up the get busy playing with themselves and one after the other bring their vibes in on the fun. Michelle cums first and feeling out done Casie has one shortly after. The girls just keep going and adding more toys to the fun and then Michelle slides a vibe in her ass and has a fake orgasm as fast as she can so she can get it out again. This really became more a competition for the attention of the camera and a game of who could make the most creative "cumming" sounds.

*Why didn't the bit of Casey talking about her first experience with a guy on camera being a bad one?
*I would far prefer if there are 2 womyn that they be engaged with one another, not competing.

Heat 3
Looks
Michelle 3
Casie 2

Sabrine Maui
from
Dirty Debutantes 208

Sabrine's showing her stuff to the camera and Ed joins her on the bed so he can kiss and fondle her a bit before he goes back to his camera. He hands Sabrine a vibe which she wastes no time in getting on her clit. A dildo appears from an off camera hand and she plunges that in her puss as she continues to work her clit with the vibe. She has a long drawn out moan fest with those then again Ed can't stay out of the picture and buries his face in her treasure and fingers her. And the DVD ends with a clip of her sucking is cock.

*Don't worry Ed, nobody noticed that you're wearing a different shirt when you re-enter the scene.

Heat 2 1/2
Looks 3

What I liked

-.........

What I didn't like

-The main menu has action captures of each girl. The idea is nice but the video is grainy and freezes in transitions.

-Pretty slim pickens' as far as extras.

-The link for photo gallery takes you to previews and vice versa. Shoddy work guys.

-In bold yellow font on the cover "100% Real Sopping Orgasms", to which I say... "Where?!"

-Crappy audio and even worse video all the way through.

-Yet again no mention on the cover that this is a compilation. Can you say false advertising?

My Overall Impression

Typical Ed Powers crap, no attention to quality anything and typical New Machine thrown together production with no extras to speak of.

2 of 5 grimacing girls.


Have fun, be safe.
Luna



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