Real Masturbation 2 Review

Reviewed by JustAGuyOnline  on  4/5/2005

Depending on your perspective, the Real Masturbation series from New Machine is either very worthwhile or a big waste of time. There’s probably not going to be a lot of middle ground here. On the positive side, you get a nice collection of girls, some of whom may be long lost favorites. Indeed, that’s exactly what drew me to Volume 2 of this series. There’s a nice scene here featuring blonde hotties Michelle and Cassie, who are supposedly sisters. They did a few videos in the late 1990s, including scenes with both Ed Powers and Randy West for the Dirty Debutantes and Up N Cummers series. And that’s sort of where the negative side starts. If you don’t like Uncle Ed and Uncle Randy, you probably won’t care for these videos too much. Admittedly, Ed’s camera work and production values can be, uh, not good. But in general, it’s a treat to see some cuties taking care of themselves.

Scene 1: The title screen for this scene says that it’s Helena and Petra from Dirty Debs 117. I wouldn’t know which one of them was which anyway, but there’s only one girl shown here. She’s blonde with an average looking face and a nice body. She looks very sensual as she fingers herself and rubs her tits.

Scene 2: This time, we get a big name, Taylor St. Clair, in a scene from Up N Cummers 19. The brown-haired, big-titted hottie takes off her bra to show off her great tits and then fingers her clit with Randy West giving us a nice closeup with his camera. She plays with herself using a silver vibrator, teasing her clit before poking it into her pussy. The damn buzzing from the vibrator gets annoying, but she looks good as she gets off, laying on her back and then in a doggy position. Randy jerks himself off at the end as she continues to play with herself.

Scene 3: Kody is a cute chick who appeared in Dirt Debs 208. She’s got a very tight body and short light brown hair. Poor Uncle Ed has completely abandoned the idea of having someone run the camera for him, and he could use some help, quite frankly. Something is seriously fucked up with the lighting in this scene, as it looks all washed out. She plays with herself with an interesting looking and very loud vibrating toy. There’s way too much footage of Ed rubbing her tits as she plays, but the camera isn’t showing you what’s going on between her legs. Ed, buddy, we love you, but you need to have a camera guy.

Scene 4: This one is the highlight of the disc – Cassie and Michelle from Randy West’s Real Female Masturbation 3. Quite simply, these girls are both incredible. They both only did a handful of work in the biz, but that work isn’t to be missed. They didn’t always generate a lot of heat in their scenes, but they are both such incredible eye candy – especially Cassie – that you can excuse them. Blonde, perfect natural C cups, pretty smiles, great bodies. There’s nothing not to like. They each finger their clits as they lay side by side, and then each takes a pocket rocket and gets off. Remember, they say they’re sisters, so as much as we’d all like to see them in a hot and heavy 69, it ain’t gonna happen. Cassie uses a vibrator and the pocket rocket at the same time and Michelle jams a vibrating toy into her ass. Bottom line, you won’t want to miss this scene.

Scene 5: It’s another big name, as Sabrine Maui gets herself off in another visit to Dirty Debs 208. Again, just like Kody’s scene from the same movie, the color is all washed out. But Sabrine is a great looking girl who is from some type of Asian background. She looks hot as she focuses on her clit with a pocket rocket. She looks like she enjoys herself pretty well as she uses two toys simultaneously on herself. She bucks her hips and moans as she stuffs a dildo into her pussy. At the end, Ed dives in head first and licks and fingers her, and we get a couple seconds of her starting to suck his cock before everything comes to a close. Bad cut there at the end.

Of Note: The DVD includes trailers for six other New Machine releases and a photo gallery. The run time of the main feature is an hour and 25 minutes. The scenes don’t include any interview material, they just cut straight to the action, which is good, but it would be nice to see a little teasing or stripping. As noted, some of the scenes here are not of very high picture and sound quality. The two Dirty Debs 208 scenes look awful, and the Taylor St. Clair scene shows the limitations of the original source material.

Buy it if: You like Cassie and Michelle (and you should like them) or Sabrine Maui or Taylor St. Clair. Production values aside, there are some really hot girls here and if you haven’t seen any of these scenes before, this is a good place to catch them all in the same place.