Shane & Friends (New Machine) Review

Title: Shane & Friends
Released by: New Machine

Shane & Friends is yet another compellation sampler from the folks at New Machine, which takes a scene from a variety of other New Machine releases, puts them all together, takes two scenes with one girl, puts them up front, and THAT becomes your "star" attraction. And with previous reviews for videos featuring Tera Patrick and Sunrise Adams, I was somewhat satisfied with the results. Sure I wish there could have been more, but what they did offer was still worth getting.

Sadly, I can’t say the same for this one featuring Shane.

For starters, we have Shane in "Seymore and Shane on the Loose", where we have Shane, an unknown blonde girl, and TT Boy. TT is naked, the unknown blonde has got on a body stocking and sucking his cock… and Shane is still fully dressed! What the fuck? Well, at least she doesn’t mind getting a few sucks in, even if she’s still dressed. The body stocking gets torn in the crotch so she can climb on and screw for a while, or at least until Shane gets her jeans off, and then it’s her turn for some missionary sex. Shane flips over for some doggie action and she finally takes her shirt off. While she’s at it, she finger-fucks and sucks the other girl. Then TT changes girls, and then does it again, until finally he jerks himself off between the two blondes.

Our second Shane scene is from "Seymore and Shane do Ireland"… or in this case Kylie Ireland. Well, actually it’s Shane doing Kylie while she’s blindfolded and on the sex swing. Little bit of finger-fucking and licking, and then Seymore gets involved, finger-fucking Kylie for a while until Shane gets her strap-on and fucks Kylie for a while. When Kylie gets more than her fill, she gets to play with herself while Shane gives Seymore a nice blowjob to get his rocks off. Sorry, but I have to give a big WTF for that one. It’s nice to see Kylie in action, but this was supposed to be about Shane, and we don’t get to see too much of her in this one!

Next up is Chloe from "Raw Sex 6", and she’s already into the sex part. Again, WTF, guys? We’re ALREADY into the sex? Well, anyway, she’s bare-naked and bend over a couch, getting fucked doggie-style by Randy West. This goes for a while before they take a quick breather to change positions. She gets on the couch, and he fucks her missionary-style. This goes on for a while, and he doesn’t just fuck Chloe, he fucks her WELL. (Now why couldn’t they show something like this with Shane?) They take a break while Chloe warms up her ass for him. So OF COURSE he’s going to fuck her there! First OVER the couch, then ON the couch, with her face-down, and then with her face-up, and then she sucks him off for a finish in and around her mouth.

Our next set comes from "Up and Cummers 26", and it’s an all-girl threesome featuring Misty Rain and narrated by Randy. Basically it’s a whole set full of pussy-licking, finger-fucking, dildo-fucking, and all three girls get off at least once.

Well Randy comes back for some more action, this time in front of the camera with Leanni Lei and Faith Angel from "Up and Cummers 59". Again, we’re at it with the action already in progress as both girls are busy sucking and kissing certain parts of Randy’s anatomy. Nothing like a little blowjob lesson, huh? Well they take turns sucking his cock, and eventually move it to the bed, where Leanni guides Randy’s tool into Faith’s pussy, and she really gives her all in it. Randy then says it’s time for Faith to trade places with Leanni, so they do, much to Randy’s pleasure. She rides him while fingering her ass. Apparently she was getting that ready for him as well. She changes holes, and soon she’s riding him in anal cowgirl. She really goes at it in this position until she gets herself off. Then they change positions so she’s on her side, and he keeps drilling her until she climaxes… and then it just… ends there. What the fuck guys? Did he cum in her ass or what? Par for the course, I suppose.

Next up… well, more Randy… this time with Ninalyn in "Up and Cummers 114". Ninalyn is already naked and sucking on Randy’s cock. She gets up, lays down on the bed, and Randy enters her in missionary position. He flips her leg over for a while, then takes a breather before resuming in doggie position. Another break, they change places, and now she’s riding him in cowgirl position. She flips around goes at it again in reverse-cowgirl. They change positions again, and they go at it with her leg flopped over for a while before he pulls out his cock and he cums in and around her mouth. A whole lot better than the previous scene.

Well that’s enough of Randy, don’t you think? Time to shuffle things up a bit. We have Felony from "Up and Cummers 88" and she like her meat dark. Mr. Marcus is more than happy to oblige. So once again we start with Felony sucking on – and testing her gag reflex on – his cock. She climbs on top to do some reverse-cowgirl, and she really rides him. They take a break, change places, and he does her doggie-style. She looks like she’s really into it, which is reminiscent of Chloe, and that’s definitely a plus in this reviewer’s eyes. They take another break, and she slowly eases her ass on his cock in reverse-cowgirl position. Another break, and they change places yet again so he can enter her ass from missionary position. Finally we end with her sucking him off and swallowing. Now THAT was a good scene!

Well we’re back with Randy again… you know, New Machine should have called this video "Randy & Friends", because this seems to be all about him! Did they already use up all of the stuff from Ed Powers and Seymore Butts? Anyway, this time we see Randy’s dick getting self-pleasured while Shakira jills herself off from "Up and Cummers 61". It would be a pretty good foreplay to some tit-fucking if we didn’t have to see Randy’s cock in the middle of it all, but I guess Randy wanted this to be a POV scene. So we have some titty-fucking, some oral action, and then we see Randy jerk-off into a dive-bomb pop shot on her body. This one was a big waste of time and DVD space. What the fuck, guys?

Well time for another break from Randy as we go to another girl-girl scene. This one features Charlie and Shelbee Myne from "I Love Lesbians 6", and we start out with Charlie giving a little jackrabbit action on Shelbee. Oh, wait, Randy is still there… but this time he’s narrating. So after Shelbee gets hers, it’s time to return the favor with Charlie. Little jackrabbit and pocket rocket action there, then they break out the double-dong for some mutual fucking. They get each other off, they kiss, and that’s it. Just a quick breather.

The next girl up is Isis Nile, and no she’s NOT fucking Randy! Instead she’s putting the moves on Joey Silvera from "Girls on Duty". She gives him a little tongue action, then goes a little further until she starts sucking on his cock. A very nice way to ease into the blowjob! We cut to her getting it doggie-style for a while, before he sits down and then it becomes reverse-cowgirl. They trade places, and he bangs her in missionary on the couch, and then we finish with a pop-shot across her beautiful boobs.

Well I guess we gotta wrap this up with Randy, don’t we? Yeah, we’ve come this far with a mostly-Randy video, might as well end with one as well. Only this time it’s with Julie Meadow from "Up and Cummers 59", and he brought some help. Hershel Savage has joined him in giving Julie some personal attention. They each take turns making sure she gets fucked in every way possible short of double-penetration. Hershel ends with a pop shot across her ass, and Randy finishes with a pop shot in her mouth. She doesn’t swallow it, though. It just drips on down… kind of like this video.

In terms of bonus features, we have the "choose your girl" feature, a quick and limited photo gallery, eight full trailers (including three from Randy’s "Up and Cummers" series), a static ad for New Machine Video, and a "bonus girls" feature without any credits to them. The first girl is naked and getting double-penetrated by two guys (one of them being Randy of course). They go at it with her in reverse-cowgirl, then they change positions and she continues in cowgirl position. They break, and she finishes one guy with a pussy shot from missionary and then Randy jerks off into her mouth. Then we have another scene where a girl is tit-fucking Randy cock until he cums all over her neck and cleavage. Basically it’s another WTF scene. Then we have Ed Powers (Hey Ed, where the hell were you all this time?) who’s banging a cute blonde girl from doggie position. They switch to missionary, and another naked girl joins in for some foreplay and masturbation. Then it’s the other girl’s turn for some missionary action, and he finishes it with a pop shot over her pussy, and that pretty much ends it for the bonus round.

Now the question that this reviewer has is WHY were these bonus shots not in the main feature when they were FAR more appealing than some of the other stuff that DID make the cut? They should have at least gotten some credits so we would know where these scenes were from.

All in all this was a disappointing compellation video from New Machine. The choice of scenes for their feature talent was disappointing as well as some of the other scenes that were selected to be featured as the "& Friends" part. They should have applied a little more variety in scenes as to not feature Randy West in back-to-back scenes. As such, the only people I would really recommend this video for would be fans of Randy West, because it was really all about him.