Gauge Exposed Review
New MachineCast
Studio: New Machine
Category: Compilation
Starring: Leanni Lei, Toni James, Gauge, Faith Angel
Released on: 4/11/2003
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The Basics -Gauge Exposed, from the NMP Exposure Series *Please note, all video captures have been enhanced and sharpened
from the original capture so that they are easier to view. This is supposed to be a feature film on Gauge right? Then why are only 3 of 5 of the scenes with her? Doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Anyway, this is just your basic gonzo style, low budget, poor quality production with facials, anal and a couple 3somes. Menu
Gauge & Mojo We meet Gauge and Mojo in their initial interview with Ed and Seymore. They both sound very backwater, uneducated which to me, is a turn off right there. Anyway, we endure 6 minutes of "chat" with them and then Seymore has Gauge masturbate for the camera, she obviously is uncomfortable so the heat factor is about a 1. He hands her a huge athletic massager which she plays with for about 1 second before the scene cuts abruptly to her blowing Mojo. There is certainly some passion between the two of them which is nice to see but with the camera jiggling all over the place, the mic being too hot so you hear every rustle of the sheets and Seymore having to remind Mojo to call Gauge, Gauge, not Elizabeth it's a pretty dull scene. There's the standard oral, some anal and mission and then he cums on/in her mouth. Mojo goes down on her and basicly the whole process begins all over again, but this time fucking her pussy, not her ass. They do it Mission, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, you get the idea...He gives her another facial, and then just in case you missed it, the pop shot is repeated from the B camera perspective. *Condom used by Seymore Heat 2 1/2 Gauge, Mojo & Ed Powers This is the same stuff, just add one cock and a camera being passed around. Gauge blows Ed as Mojo fucks her, she takes the camera to get the gonzo shot, then Mojo takes the camera, and so on and so on. Again, maddening to watch. Things finish with a double blow job which turns into a double jack off as Gauge waits and waits (this is where some editing would come in handy) with her mouth hanging open and they both cum on her face. Heat 2 1/2 Gauge & Mojo It's old hat by now, they strip, hop on the bed and Gauge goes right into a blow job for Mojo. Back to the same ol' same ol' Dog Anal, Reverse Cowgirl Anal...blah blah...is this just the first scene all over again? Mojo cums in her mouth and for a little comic relief Gauge blows bubbles with his cum. And oh, don't forget to repeat the pop shot from the B angle. ZZZZzzzzz Leanni Lei & Faith with Randy West Who knows who's who...? Their laying on the bed beside one another as Randy licks them in turn and then they give him a double blow job. The girls hop on his cock one and then the other for some Cowgirl, then the Asian gal takes him Anal. There is no finish to the scene, no pop shot, it just kind of fades out. *Condom used *And what does this have to do with Gauge? Heat 2 1/2 Toni James with Randy West Toni's a good looking but too thin blonde that we meet as she's jacking Randy off with her feet. Things quickly progress to oral for him and a hand job as she licks his ass. She blows him some more, titty fucks him then CUT we're doing Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl and she cums. CUT and we're in Doggie, then Mission and she sucks him off to an orgasm in her mouth. She shows him his cum all over her tongue and then she swallows. Heat 3 -I'd like to see more of Toni, she's hot but I'd rather it wasn't with Randy or Ed. *Condom Used *And again, what does this have to do with Gauge?
-Um, well, not much. What I didn't like -This was maddening to watch, the camera was all over the place, half to time too close to see anything, the other half bouncing around as Ed climbed on the bed with them. -Stop with the cut and splice shit! Damn I hate that. One second we're seeing a B.J the next we're mid-sex. -What did this take all of 2 hours for you to throw together? It shows. The quality is crap, from the audio to the video, from the fact that it's supposed to be a feature DVD and has only 3 of 5 scenes with the featured girl to the bare bones menus. When you put out crap like this you damage your reputation, and thus future sales. Figure it out. -I wasn't that impressed with Gauge. Yeah, she's petite and she's nasty but what else? She's just average looking in the face, and in unenthusiastic about sex. -Oh and Gauge, dump that boy. He's a controlling prick that's trying to use your body to make money. "Who's your Daddy" who the hell actully says that, let alone during sex. Wise up girlfriend. My Overall Impression I'm not impressed. My recommendation...skip it. 2 of 5 pre-cummy cocks.
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