Real Lesbians 4: Azteca Loves Heather Review

"Real lesbians..."Real sopping orgasms" ...that sounds like it has potential.

 The Basics

-Real Lesbians 4-Azteca Loves Heather
-Genre: Lesbian action intended for Hetro Males
- 5 scenes, 10 Girls

Overall Value- $10.00

The Run Down

Or maybe not...I was again under whelmed by the Real Lesbians series, I was really hoping this would be better. Most of these girls are nothing more than bi-curious and looking to make some money and it shows. Some of the scenes are hot but I contest the true lesbianism of it, and certainly don't buy the real orgasms crap.

This is also not a feature DVD as it appears to be, it is a poorly put together compilation. Each scene ends abruptly and goes directly into the  storyboard entry for the next scene. So essentially what you have here is a compilation of crap from the (1 million strong) Dirty Debutantes series with a new title that has almost nothing to do with what it actually is. Nice way to scam your customers guys.

My unsolicited advice,: get some pride in your work, stop exploiting girls and stop contributing to the porn industries bad name.

Kelton & Cherry Rain
excerpt from
More Dirty Debutantes 167

Starts with two rather bored looking girls laying on a bed, the cameraman who I dubbed "Mr. Freak" is discussing with them how small his cock is as one of the girls wipes his cum off her breast. (O.K, already feeling a little ill)
We move on to him giving the girls directions on how to touch one another, to kiss etc. (I thought these were real lesbians, I don't think they would need instruction if they were). Lots of giggling, the camera is all over the place, the mics too hot, it's just really a pretty pathetic scene. Theres the expected kissing, nippy play which progresses to pussy licking and fingering and the use of a vibe. No orgasms that I could see, and the scene cuts out abruptly to the next stroyboard intro to...

Onika & Emanuelle
excerpt from More Dirty Debutantes 197

These two seemed a bit more comfortable and it really helped the scene. There was some kissing, pussy licking and finger fucking for both and some 69. Again no orgasms to be seen and an abrupt cut to...

Julie Ryan & Cherry Rain
excerpt from More Dirty Debutantes 198

This starts with Julie stripping down and fingering herself on a couch, after a while she adds a vibe and then in comes Cherry. They make out and rub each other, etc. etc. you get the idea, Cherry fake cums then Mr. Freak presents them with a strap on.  Cherry fucks  Julie Missionary then flips over and fucks her Doggie and they finish with Reverse Cowgirl. Cut to...

Heather Oaks & Azteca
excerpt from More Dirty Debutantes 216

They kiss, do some pussy licking then the strap on appears and Azteca gets it Missionary. The scene ends rather disturbingly with Mr. Freak asking "So, did you have fun?" "Beats plucken' chickens." This made me want to smack Mr. Freak, and judging from the incredulous, oh yeah, that's funny look on Azteca's face she was thinking along the same lines.  And finally we have...

Felicia & Cherry Rain

This scene had some heat to it. It was obvious Felicia was experienced and the nurturing, educational air she took on was rather erotic. Unfortunately Mr. Freak could not close his mouth, keep his hands to himself or stay out of the shots so it was kind of spoiled. There's the standard, rubbing, licking, and some ass licking for some spice. Felicia makes Cherry cum with a clit licking, finger fucking move then puts on a strap on and fucks her Missionary and Doggie before Cherry hops on to ride Cowgirl for a while.

      
 What I liked

-Some of the scenes had some heat. For example, Onika/Onelia & Emanuelle and Felicia & Cherry Rain.

-Most of the girls were attractive, clean and healthy looking, with no piercings or tattoos.

What I didn't like

-Cherry Rain was in most of the scenes, why didn't they name the DVD "Cherry Rain loves a bunch of anonymous chicks we found on the street."?

-In the DVD storyboard entry the name is Onika, on the DVD it's Onilea, which is it? (it's the little things that make it a quality production folks)

-What the hell's with your comments to Azteca Mr. Freak? "So, did you have fun?"..."Beats plucking chickens, ha ha."
Wow, could you be a little prouder of yourself for exploiting that girl? That fact that you didn't bother to edit your comment, or the look on her face speaks volumes about you as a person.

-Stay the hell out of the shots! I don't want to see your ugly, saggy, hairy body hangen' over the girls as their getting it on. It turns me OFF!

-Take a course in production will you please. I get so tired of being distracted by shadows, background noise, lack of editing. I ,mean come on, how cheap can you be. You sneeze in the middle of a scene and don't edit it?

-Are you lazy or cheap or both? You have to shoot your stills while you're rolling film?

Menu

• Play Movie
• Previews-
  3
• Photo Gallery-
  10 Stills
• New Machine-
  Website, street addresses and phone

Pretty slim for a menu and no special features at all.

My Overall Impression

I think you get the idea...I'll say no more. 2 of 5 tingly pussies.

Have fun, be safe.
Luna