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European Bukkake
Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 12/17/2000 by Charlie
Starring: Monica, Daniella
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Film length: 85mins DVD features: Single sided, chapter stops at the start and middle of each scene. AV Quality: The picture quality is very good. There is background music throughout. Director: Not listed Stars: Daniella, Lillian, Monica Review: The disk cover states a run time of 3 hours. What you get is 85 minutes for the main feature and the remainder made up of 'bonus' scenes. These are a compilation of scenes of varying quality with some recognisable faces such as Elena, Anastasia Blue, Lisa Harper and Inari Vachs. There's a bit of anal action and some good facials. Unfortunately some scenes are victim to bad editing and end suddenly after the cum shot. It's evident these scenes should run on longer. There are 3 scenes each featuring one girl and a whole bunch of guys.
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Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 25, The
Release date: 12/11/2000
Reviewed on: 12/16/2000 by Kobiata
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Jamie Lee, Regan Starr, Zarina, Rikki Lixxx, Michele Raven, Aurora, Nina Whett, Brandy Nash, Lena Ramon, Taryn McKinney, Maya Soto, Kiki Daire, Barbi Blazer
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: The Blowjob Adventures of Dr.
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Anabolic Cum Shots 3
Release date: 11/13/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/2000 by SPUNKY
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Brittany Andrews, Peter North, Rachel Love, Kyle Stone, Missy, Christi Lake, Johnni Black, Ashlyn Gere, Anna Malle, Domonique Simone, Kristara Barrington, Mickey G., Alicia Rio, Danyel Cheeks, Herschel Savage, Jerry Pike
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: The review of this film by LaNIKITA2000 on 11/16/00 does a better job of giving a detailed review of the movie. I thought the movie was good but not quite as good as LaNIKITA2000. I like Private's Cum Shot deLuxe 2 better because the women are prettier than those in this DVD. Although some of the scenes in this DVD are nastier than those in cum shot deluxe 2. My favorite scene on this DVD is the next to last scene with Chloe and Tricia. This scene is worth the purchase price. Unlike LaNIKITA2000, I like nasty scenes from time to time.
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Barlow Affairs, The (Wicked)
Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/2000 by Diville
Starring: Randy West, Porsche Lynn, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, Selena Steele, Teri Weigel, Missy Warner, Vinnie La Marea
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Starring: Teri Weigel, Selena Steele, Porsche Lynn, Angel Kelly, Missy Warner, Buck Adams, Randy West, Marc Wallice, Vinnie La Marena Directed By: F.J. Lincoln Wicked Pictures should be applauded for digging through their archives and giving older movies their deserved DVD transfers. The Barlow Affairs is one such title, and even though it's new digital existence gives me great hope for the future, I just don't think it's the best movie Wicked has in its catalogue. It's not a terrible movie, but considering it stars Teri Weigel and Selena Steele, you just expect more. If you think of porn years as dog years, then this movie was made a very long time ago. Here, Weigel is not far removed from her days as a Playboy Playmate. I still think she looks great, but in this movie she appears free from the hardened edges that a decade of porn and stripping on the road can give a woman. Yet, she doesn't bring the heat like she does in other performances.
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I Swallow 5
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/9/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Nick East, Brian Surewood, Annie Anderson, Steve Taylor [I], Juliana, Monique, Guy DiSilva, Rodney Moore, Steve Austin, Eve Eden, Anne Howe, Annika LaRue, China
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: If you think that volume five of Rodney Moore's I SWALLOW series is just more of the same work from the King of Cream, then you would be only partially correct. After thoroughly enthralling and grossing out the viewer with some incredibly nasty swallowing in the first two I SWALLOW videos, this latest edition is comparatively routine and lackluster.  Even with five full length scenes, and one quickie swallow saved as a coda to the program, this is my least favorite edition of this specialty series, and thus, a disappointment. Don't get me wrong:  the sexual performaces are still first rate, with all the women sucking and fucking like they were participants in a freaky sexual Olympics.  In particular, dirty-blonde Julianna Sterling and Monique throw their bodies and souls into a opening scene mini-gangbang which seems to run on pure kinetic energy.  And China Lee is sexy as hell as a coy participant in Rodney Moore's goofy role-playing.
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Forever Young (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/5/2000 by Mike Sweetser
Starring: Asia Carrera, Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Tina Tyler, Brooke Waters, Valeria, Alex Dane, Hyapatia Lee
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Austin Ellison
Review brief: About the best way to describe this DVD would be decent. The plot is middling-to-decent - to impress his wife (Asia's role in the movie), the main character has a special operation to reverse his age. Hence the title of the DVD. Interesting, no? Not really, no. The movie becomes nothing more past that than him trying to prove to Asia that he deserves the gift of youth. This would be serviceable if the sex was good, but unfortunately, it too is merely decent. The action is there, the moves are there, the grunts and moans are there, but there's just something missing. The majority of the scenes just seem to lack heat and chemistry. The effort's just not there, and it shows. The final scene nearly makes up for the movie's shortcoming, as an orgy breaks out at a party and everybody turns it up a notch. Oral, anal, two-on- one, three-on-one, everything gets displayed here, and it all works. The last part is a three- way, which the main guy (I told you I'm horrible with names :) pulls Asia away from, complaining about her having some fun.
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Nina Hartley's Guide to Anal Sex
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 11/29/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: John Decker, Anna Malle, Nina Hartley, Hank Armstrong
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pros: Educational porn, Anna Malle's legs Cons: poor sound takes away from the educational factor, only two chicks, bad choice of shots Juvenile remark: She said "rectum"! I admire educational porn and try to stay open to the fact that it it will not meet the intensity and variety of other porn. But, I found myself rather dissappointed with this one. The DVD starts out being educational but that does not consume enough time to make it worth while. So, mini-orgy footage is shown to make it more worth your while. Educational part: The educational part is pieced together. There is a scene where Nina Hartley fingers Anna Malle's ass and of course let us know what we need to know about penetrating asses--"The anus never lies". The audio is not well balanced. If you set the volume so that you can hear what is being said you will wake the neighbors once Anna starts to moan. Although, it was nice seeing Anna wiggle around on fingers. Another scene is just with Nina and some diagrams outside.
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First Class Male (Route 69 Entertainment)
Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/27/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Sweet Williams, Max Grand, Eric Scott, Carlos Cruz, Danny Edwards, Marco DiSalvo, Brandon Steele
Studio: Route 69
Directed by: Logan Michaels
Review brief: As a rule, I usually stay as far away as possible from anything distributed by Sunshine Films, but there was something about hunky cover boy Marco DiSalvo that made me make an exception in this case. The first scene is by far the weakest. Two young, scrawny, unattractive boys (Daniel Edwards and Brandon Steele) go at it in the mailroom. After some basic sucking action, Daniel fucks Brandon on his back and doggie style. It took a tremendous about of self control not to fast forward through this scene. It ends with a couple of really nice cum shots, though. Just when I was starting to think I wasted another 15 dollars, Marco graces the screen. He doesnt look quite as defined as he does on the cover, but he does have some serious screen presence. In this scene hes paired with Eric Scott, who is rather sexy himself (in a rugged older-man sort of way). Eric spends some quality time sucking on Marcos tamale, which, once hard, is quite a beauty.
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Pirate Video Deluxe 6: Double Confusion
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/25/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Nicole Thompson, Katalin, Vanessa Freeman, Caroline Cage, Harmony Grant, Dru Barrymore, Nikky Blond
Studio: Private
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: The Plot: Wow! Just think of the possibilities behind not just Confusion, but Double Confusion! Think of the possible outcomes of mistaking a mainstream actress for a porn actress! Think of the fun watching people mistake a porn actress for a mainstream actress! Think of the potential! Think how much fun Double Confusion is going to be! Now think again. This plot sucks elephant hemorrhoids. We start with our "mainstream" actress being invited to the Cannes Film Festival. The same guy who invites her to the festival also invites a porn star that specializes in master/slave porn movies. As you can guess, the guy who is supposed to pick up the porn star at the airport picks up the wrong one. Hey, I can fully sympathize.
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Girls off Duty
Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/23/2000 by astroknight
Starring: T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Tony Tedeschi, Isis Nile, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Joey Silvera, Maeva, Melanie Moore, Sarah Jane Hamilton
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sarh Jane Hamilton, Tiffany Millions, Kaitlyn Ashley, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Maeva, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: I expected one of the typical early to mid 1990s pornos with some pretty decent sex and almost no plot. Initial Reaction: Its a movie that almost everybody has already seen, on one form or another. Unfortunately, the sex is average at best with the exception of Sarah Jane Hamiltons one scene. Audio / Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud.
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Afternooners
Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/23/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Bo Richards, Dean Heddon, Jimmy Metz, Chris Rutherford
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: Fox Studios is finally doing something that I have been pushing for for a while releasing older 80s films on DVD. The first I got my hands on is Afternooners, which is clearly marketing its pre-condom nature on the cover. Afternooners has 4 features, the first three of which are marked as being from 1982. Things start out with a little piece called The Runner. Actually it is a very long piece this scene drags on for a half an hour! Anyway, some big beefy guy is standing naked in front of his window when a runner jogs by. He is invited up, and quickly gets down on his knees to service the beefy guys wiener. The beefy guy has a beautiful one, and it is a good thing, too, since we get to watch the runner suck on it for 20 minutes. After what seems like ages, the runner cums, but then continues to suck off the beefy guy. Eventually, the runner gets fucked up the ass doggy style (bareback, of course). Unfortunately, they stay in this position for far too long before the runner shoots 4 huge geyser shots of cum.
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Jenna's Built For Speed
Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 11/19/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Felecia, Serenity, Melissa Hill, Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Jameson, Nadia
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Directed by Brad Armstrong Starring Jenna Jameson, Felecia, Serenity, Jill Kelly, Melissa Hill, Brittany Andrews... Running Time : 77 minutes (6 scenes) Review : Now, I don't have anything against all-girl scenes (or movies) : The Shayla LaVeaux scene in 'Shock' (with Sunset Thomas) was a great piece of work, and I love Nikki Dial's writhing and moaning in her sapphic trysts (watch 'Bonnie&Clyde' for that one). Brad Armstrong is a good director, too, as he has demonstrated with 'Dream Quest' or the all- girl 'Hell on Heels' released some time ago. Jenna Jameson is definitely a star, and has one of the greates bodies to grace porn (or mainstream)... While one could think that all 3 united would make for a perfect DVD, the result is disappointing, and surprisingly cheaply made too.. one has to wonder what audience should buy this DVD, since 'Hell on Heels' is a superior all- girl flick, while plot lovers won't pick this one up anyway.
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Perverted Older Asians
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/18/2000 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Helicopter Man, Marisu Kamishiro, Ayane Nakayama, Kazuchika Oku, Joe Ohshima
Studio: Samurai
Review brief: TITLE: Perverted Older Asians Studio: Samurai Directed: Tanaka Starring: Female: Marisu Kamijo, Miho Yuki, Ayane Nakayama, Sanae, Kanae Yoshida, Male: Joe Ohsima, Meatball, Rocky Ishibashi, Helicopter Man, Kazuchika Oku, Jiro Itsuki Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review: Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good.
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Barely Legal 2 (Hustler)
Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/13/2000 by Muscle
Starring: Kyle Stone, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], Teri Starr, Blair Segal, Joel Lawrence, Anna, Gia, Kristi, Jane Lixx, Lindsey, Tristen
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury, Clive McLean
Review brief: My overall view: The film is seriuosly lacking in acting ability or should I say directorial ability. Fellow Briton Mr. Clive Mclean is obviously a stalwart of the adult industry and perhaps because of that it seems like there is a lack of effort in making this episode of Barely Legal. For example, the plot revolving around the stepbrother and stepsister or stepfather and stepdaughter fuck scenes are just so lame. They were used incessantly in Barely Legal 1 and there surely must be another million plots they could try and use! The voice overs, where the girls are explaining how they lost their 'virginity' are pathetic. There is no emotion at all - as the topical joke goes "Why did the woman hang up on Al Gore?" "Because she thought it was a dial tone!" This is very relevant here, as the girls talk in such a monotonous way. Again, you expect more from Hustler.
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South Beach Heat
Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 11/12/2000 by ken
Starring: Paul Morgan, Alex Powers, Dax Kelly, J.T. Sloan, Dino Dimarco, Tony Cummings, Anthony DeMarco
Studio: IMD
Directed by: Phil St. John
Review brief: South Beach Heat Directed by Philip St. John Cast: Paul Morgan, J.T. Sloan, Dino Dimarco, Tony Cummings, Alex Powers, Dax Kelly, Hunter Ash, Antonio De Marco, Tony Reno, Michael Rivera, Scott York, Tony Brandon and Michael Chads. This is another release by Philip St John whose Skateboard Sliders got some rave reviews. One trouble about Tribal Pulse releases is that their DVD image quality is very disappointing to a lot fans who have every reason to complain about it. Transferring analogue VHS signals to DVD digital format is a daunting task that requires huge investment in both hardware and software, plus the computer professionals with fine skills of encoding and authorizing. Its a serious professional job that are now being contracted and done by not so qualified workshops as we all witnessed from a couple of studios such as Sunshine, Centaur Films and Tribal Pulse. This movie is not a match to the hip hop skateboarder.
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Asian Bombshells 5 (Sunshine)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by Mr. Bates
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Kyle Stone, Kitty Yung, Sahara Sands, Nici Sterling, Alek Dane, Angelina, Cumisha Amado, Suzi Suzuki, Gabrielle Satomi, Shannon Star, Connie Yung
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: As you can see by the numbers, this is a pretty average DVD. Aside from a few scenes which are pretty hot, the only redeeming quality of this release is that it's 4 hours long. Asia Carrera, Tricia Yen, and Kitty Yung are the only big-name girls in this thing and their scenes are pretty good (except hot Kitty Yung gets it on with a chunky white chick instead of a big cock...disappointing!). The rest are pretty much FOB amateurs that you'll probably never see again! And the video quality is nothing to brag about. It's the same thing you're used to seeing on video, except in DVD format. There are no special features to speak of. All you can do is skip from one scene to the next. In fact, the chapters aren't even separated correctly... if you skip to "chapter 2" you'll land in the middle of a scene. This DVD definitely has it's highs and numerous lows.
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World Sex Tour 2
Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/2/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Francesco Malcom, Coralie, Angelique, Suzy Cat, Mylena, Raffaela Anderson, Evil Eve, Gaia Borromeo
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: THIS DVD HAS 6 SCENES PLUS A CUM SHOT RECAP. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 5(WOW!), THE SCENES ARE RATED AS FOLLOWS: SCENE 1 - 2.0 ( THE ATTRACTIVE LADY IN THIS SCENE LOOKS SCARED AND NOT THRILLED AT ALL ABOUT DOING THIS SCENE) SCENE 2 - 2.5 ( IF YOU LIKE BIG FAKE TITS, YOU WILL LIKE THIS SCENE MORE THAN I DO!) SCENE 3 - 3.5 (NICE LOOKING GIRL, BUT THE SCENE WAS TOO SHORT!) SCENE 4 - 3 ( TWO GIRLS, ONE IS BUTT UGLY. HOWEVER, THE ONE REDEAMING PART TO THIS SCENE IS AT THE VERY END. ONE OF THE MALE PERFORMERS HAS CUM INSIDE ONE OF THE GIRLS AND THE OTHER GIRL SUCKS THE CUM FROM HER PUSSY!) SCENE 5 - 3.5 ( NICE LOOKING GIRL, BUT VERY LITTLE HEAT!) SCENE 6 - 3.5 ( NICE SCENE BUT LACKING HEAT!) THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT TO THIS DVD IS THE LACK OF SEXUAL HEAT.
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Heavy Equipment
Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Kurt Williams, Al Parker, Roger, Steve Tracy, Chris Adams, Jennifer Cashoty, Christopher Christy, Tim Christy, Adam Neumar, David Warfield
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Tom DeSimone
Review brief: Ah, the 70s. The pre-Golden age of porn. Back when mustaches were mandatory and the films were grainier than my ass crack after a trip to the beach. Caballero digs WAY back into the vaults and re-releases Heavy Equipment on DVD. Was it worth the effort? Uh, hmm, err it depends. First things first, the picture quality is awful. I mean really, really bad. The video is very grainy, and the lighting is extremely dark in a few places. It isnt mentioned anywhere on the DVD, but I could swear that this was filmed in 3D. There are many places where you can see the standard red-blue double image required for 3D. This seems to happen most frequently when projectiles are coming straight at the screen. Penises, hands, dumbells, things like that. I dont have 3D glasses, though, so I cant confirm anything. If this wasnt done intentionally, then the picture quality is even worse that I thought. Our story (thats right, there is a story here!) starts out with our hero, the geeky Chester, working at an adult bookstore.
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Blue Matrix
Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 10/21/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 8/06/99 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, and Cheyenne Collins Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, and bios of Jill, Salena, and Taylor. It's nothing you haven't seen on any other Adam & Eve DVD. Audio Quality: A little under average. Most of the dialogue is clear, but there's a lot of bad dubbing in the sex scenes. Video Quality: Very good. Music: The music is well balanced through most of the movie, however it is slightly overpowering in a few spots. Initial Expectations: An average release. The movie looks like it could be interesting, but Adam & Eve haven't been putting much into their releases beyond a great transfer. Initial Reaction: About what I expected.
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Bad Penny (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 10/19/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. (the cover states 87 minutes, but that includes a 2 minute political message) Production Date: 5/30/99 Director: Bob Chinn Cast: Nina Hartley, Tina Tyler, Shaena Steel, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, Billy Glide, and James Bonn Extras: Hot Shot, Photo Gallery, Trailers, and Bios of a few of the cast members. Audio Quality: Pretty good. Video Quality: Better than average. Music: Normal porno music. Nothing that stands out. Initial Expectations: Fairly high since it's part of Adam & Eve's Premium Collection, as well as having Nina Hartley and Tina Tyler in it. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: I guess Penny (Nina Hartley) and Roger (James Bonn) are on vacation. They stop in a ghost town so that Roger can drain the weasel. While he's relieving himself, Shade (Tony Tedeschi who you know has to be a tough dude with a name like Shade), a homeless guy walks by and doesn't want to go any further.
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Pure Masturbations
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/14/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Tara
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Starring: Dee, Rebecca Lord, Jessica Darlin, Avalon, Olivia del Rio, Coralie, Tara Foster, Suzi, and two more Pros: chicks masturbating, good loooking girls Cons: features? what features?, no identification of which girl you are watching, music will put ya to sleep, dubbed orgasms This DVD is probably improperly titled. To me, PURE MASTURBATIONS would make me feel that the DVD was filled with masturbation scenes so raw that you would think it was happening in your room. Not so. Of course you do get to see women masurbate. And I would say that I do find 9 of the 10 girls to be attractive. But, each scene is overrun by the music. One song is a clear rip off of Santana and others would make a really good sedative(I am so turned on....Im getting sleepy). Imagine a porno with Kenny G or that song from Arthur(something about a moon in New York City). Also, the womens orgasms are clearly dubbed and that is distracting. Cum on folks. Im not asking for much. I wanna hear them breathe. I wanna hear them moan.
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Pure Bliss
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 10/14/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Ian Daniels, Temptress, Monique DeMoan, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Starring : Temptress, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Herschel Savage, Devin Wolf... Director : Bud Lee Review: The name Bud Lee, while not that familiar to modern porn-lovers, is synonym to relatively solid, low-budget features with a certain amount of story to them. And this is exactly what we get here : A forgettable but entertaining movie with really beautiful girls this time, and a screenplay by Raven Touchstone who always tries to explore the female mind, though it works only once in a while, with the approriate actors and directors to pull it off (eg. Paul Thomas). Temptress is a writer of short stories who tells us of her emotionally-unsatisfying life (a warning to those who can't stand this sort of plot : this is VERY romance-novel-ey), of her many men, and of Richard -->you guessed it, the only man who ever understood her.
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Eros
Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels, Missy, Temptress, Randy Spears, Tye, Brad Armstrong, Cheyenne Silver, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Lexington Steele, Halli Aston, Mickey G.
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Mickey G.
Review brief: Starring : Missy, Stephanie Swift, Halli Ashton, Temptress, Cheyenne Silver, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Brick Majors, Randy Speras, Ian Daniels et al. Written, produced and directed by : Missy & Mickey G Story synopsis : 'Eros' is a very pretty movie (notice the difference between pretty and beautiful) that obviously is a labor of love for actress Missy and her then-husband Mickey G. They already co- directed the 1997 feature 'Heart & Soul' but this isn't really a sequel, but rather a similar flick that will please people who liked the first one. The athmosphere is somehow similar to the new-age romance novels that some poeple might read (though the sex isn't necessarily vanilla because of that). Missy is a woman who dreams of a new star in the sky when she's having sex with her lover (Brad Armstrong), and it turns out that this star really exists. She even has a telescope in her bedroom, dreaming away about the far reaches of space.
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Kelly the Coed 2: Initiation Night
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Sabrina Johnson, McKenna, Kristen, Jay Ashley, Gwen Summers, Herschel Savage
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Don't waste your money. Kelly the Coed (1) is much better than this one. It looked like everyone was just going through the paces with this one. If you bought the first one, don't waste your money on this one.
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Mask (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Sierra, Lene Hefner, Brittany O'Connell, Lacy Rose
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Lene' Hefner, Lacy Rose, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Nick East, Steven St. Croix Extras: The typical Vivid Wave extras. Previews, bios, 'interactive' sex, and AVN highlights. It's the same extras as the other Wave DVDs. Audio Quality: Average. There are a couple of spots that seem like they may have been dubbed, but it's not overly noticeable. There are also a few places where the sound seems to lose its depth, which probably added to my feeling of parts being dubbed. Video Quality: The picture shows a lot of grain, but I think that comes more from the original than the transfer. Music: The music comes and goes throughout the movie, but since it seems to be on purpose, it isn't too bad. When the music does stop, it seems to be the end of the song and you have some of the sounds of the people. Initial Expectations: Paul Thomas normally does a pretty good porno without much plot but with some average to better than average sex.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 12/17/2000 by Charlie
Starring: Monica, Daniella
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Film length: 85mins DVD features: Single sided, chapter stops at the start and middle of each scene. AV Quality: The picture quality is very good. There is background music throughout. Director: Not listed Stars: Daniella, Lillian, Monica Review: The disk cover states a run time of 3 hours. What you get is 85 minutes for the main feature and the remainder made up of 'bonus' scenes. These are a compilation of scenes of varying quality with some recognisable faces such as Elena, Anastasia Blue, Lisa Harper and Inari Vachs. There's a bit of anal action and some good facials. Unfortunately some scenes are victim to bad editing and end suddenly after the cum shot. It's evident these scenes should run on longer. There are 3 scenes each featuring one girl and a whole bunch of guys.
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Release date: 12/11/2000
Reviewed on: 12/16/2000 by Kobiata
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Jamie Lee, Regan Starr, Zarina, Rikki Lixxx, Michele Raven, Aurora, Nina Whett, Brandy Nash, Lena Ramon, Taryn McKinney, Maya Soto, Kiki Daire, Barbi Blazer
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: The Blowjob Adventures of Dr.
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Release date: 11/13/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/2000 by SPUNKY
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Brittany Andrews, Peter North, Rachel Love, Kyle Stone, Missy, Christi Lake, Johnni Black, Ashlyn Gere, Anna Malle, Domonique Simone, Kristara Barrington, Mickey G., Alicia Rio, Danyel Cheeks, Herschel Savage, Jerry Pike
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: The review of this film by LaNIKITA2000 on 11/16/00 does a better job of giving a detailed review of the movie. I thought the movie was good but not quite as good as LaNIKITA2000. I like Private's Cum Shot deLuxe 2 better because the women are prettier than those in this DVD. Although some of the scenes in this DVD are nastier than those in cum shot deluxe 2. My favorite scene on this DVD is the next to last scene with Chloe and Tricia. This scene is worth the purchase price. Unlike LaNIKITA2000, I like nasty scenes from time to time.
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Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/2000 by Diville
Starring: Randy West, Porsche Lynn, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, Selena Steele, Teri Weigel, Missy Warner, Vinnie La Marea
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Starring: Teri Weigel, Selena Steele, Porsche Lynn, Angel Kelly, Missy Warner, Buck Adams, Randy West, Marc Wallice, Vinnie La Marena Directed By: F.J. Lincoln Wicked Pictures should be applauded for digging through their archives and giving older movies their deserved DVD transfers. The Barlow Affairs is one such title, and even though it's new digital existence gives me great hope for the future, I just don't think it's the best movie Wicked has in its catalogue. It's not a terrible movie, but considering it stars Teri Weigel and Selena Steele, you just expect more. If you think of porn years as dog years, then this movie was made a very long time ago. Here, Weigel is not far removed from her days as a Playboy Playmate. I still think she looks great, but in this movie she appears free from the hardened edges that a decade of porn and stripping on the road can give a woman. Yet, she doesn't bring the heat like she does in other performances.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/9/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Nick East, Brian Surewood, Annie Anderson, Steve Taylor [I], Juliana, Monique, Guy DiSilva, Rodney Moore, Steve Austin, Eve Eden, Anne Howe, Annika LaRue, China
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: If you think that volume five of Rodney Moore's I SWALLOW series is just more of the same work from the King of Cream, then you would be only partially correct. After thoroughly enthralling and grossing out the viewer with some incredibly nasty swallowing in the first two I SWALLOW videos, this latest edition is comparatively routine and lackluster.  Even with five full length scenes, and one quickie swallow saved as a coda to the program, this is my least favorite edition of this specialty series, and thus, a disappointment. Don't get me wrong:  the sexual performaces are still first rate, with all the women sucking and fucking like they were participants in a freaky sexual Olympics.  In particular, dirty-blonde Julianna Sterling and Monique throw their bodies and souls into a opening scene mini-gangbang which seems to run on pure kinetic energy.  And China Lee is sexy as hell as a coy participant in Rodney Moore's goofy role-playing.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/5/2000 by Mike Sweetser
Starring: Asia Carrera, Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Tina Tyler, Brooke Waters, Valeria, Alex Dane, Hyapatia Lee
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Austin Ellison
Review brief: About the best way to describe this DVD would be decent. The plot is middling-to-decent - to impress his wife (Asia's role in the movie), the main character has a special operation to reverse his age. Hence the title of the DVD. Interesting, no? Not really, no. The movie becomes nothing more past that than him trying to prove to Asia that he deserves the gift of youth. This would be serviceable if the sex was good, but unfortunately, it too is merely decent. The action is there, the moves are there, the grunts and moans are there, but there's just something missing. The majority of the scenes just seem to lack heat and chemistry. The effort's just not there, and it shows. The final scene nearly makes up for the movie's shortcoming, as an orgy breaks out at a party and everybody turns it up a notch. Oral, anal, two-on- one, three-on-one, everything gets displayed here, and it all works. The last part is a three- way, which the main guy (I told you I'm horrible with names :) pulls Asia away from, complaining about her having some fun.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 11/29/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: John Decker, Anna Malle, Nina Hartley, Hank Armstrong
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pros: Educational porn, Anna Malle's legs Cons: poor sound takes away from the educational factor, only two chicks, bad choice of shots Juvenile remark: She said "rectum"! I admire educational porn and try to stay open to the fact that it it will not meet the intensity and variety of other porn. But, I found myself rather dissappointed with this one. The DVD starts out being educational but that does not consume enough time to make it worth while. So, mini-orgy footage is shown to make it more worth your while. Educational part: The educational part is pieced together. There is a scene where Nina Hartley fingers Anna Malle's ass and of course let us know what we need to know about penetrating asses--"The anus never lies". The audio is not well balanced. If you set the volume so that you can hear what is being said you will wake the neighbors once Anna starts to moan. Although, it was nice seeing Anna wiggle around on fingers. Another scene is just with Nina and some diagrams outside.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/27/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Sweet Williams, Max Grand, Eric Scott, Carlos Cruz, Danny Edwards, Marco DiSalvo, Brandon Steele
Studio: Route 69
Directed by: Logan Michaels
Review brief: As a rule, I usually stay as far away as possible from anything distributed by Sunshine Films, but there was something about hunky cover boy Marco DiSalvo that made me make an exception in this case. The first scene is by far the weakest. Two young, scrawny, unattractive boys (Daniel Edwards and Brandon Steele) go at it in the mailroom. After some basic sucking action, Daniel fucks Brandon on his back and doggie style. It took a tremendous about of self control not to fast forward through this scene. It ends with a couple of really nice cum shots, though. Just when I was starting to think I wasted another 15 dollars, Marco graces the screen. He doesnt look quite as defined as he does on the cover, but he does have some serious screen presence. In this scene hes paired with Eric Scott, who is rather sexy himself (in a rugged older-man sort of way). Eric spends some quality time sucking on Marcos tamale, which, once hard, is quite a beauty.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/25/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Nicole Thompson, Katalin, Vanessa Freeman, Caroline Cage, Harmony Grant, Dru Barrymore, Nikky Blond
Studio: Private
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: The Plot: Wow! Just think of the possibilities behind not just Confusion, but Double Confusion! Think of the possible outcomes of mistaking a mainstream actress for a porn actress! Think of the fun watching people mistake a porn actress for a mainstream actress! Think of the potential! Think how much fun Double Confusion is going to be! Now think again. This plot sucks elephant hemorrhoids. We start with our "mainstream" actress being invited to the Cannes Film Festival. The same guy who invites her to the festival also invites a porn star that specializes in master/slave porn movies. As you can guess, the guy who is supposed to pick up the porn star at the airport picks up the wrong one. Hey, I can fully sympathize.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/23/2000 by astroknight
Starring: T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Tony Tedeschi, Isis Nile, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Joey Silvera, Maeva, Melanie Moore, Sarah Jane Hamilton
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sarh Jane Hamilton, Tiffany Millions, Kaitlyn Ashley, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Maeva, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: I expected one of the typical early to mid 1990s pornos with some pretty decent sex and almost no plot. Initial Reaction: Its a movie that almost everybody has already seen, on one form or another. Unfortunately, the sex is average at best with the exception of Sarah Jane Hamiltons one scene. Audio / Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/23/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Bo Richards, Dean Heddon, Jimmy Metz, Chris Rutherford
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: Fox Studios is finally doing something that I have been pushing for for a while releasing older 80s films on DVD. The first I got my hands on is Afternooners, which is clearly marketing its pre-condom nature on the cover. Afternooners has 4 features, the first three of which are marked as being from 1982. Things start out with a little piece called The Runner. Actually it is a very long piece this scene drags on for a half an hour! Anyway, some big beefy guy is standing naked in front of his window when a runner jogs by. He is invited up, and quickly gets down on his knees to service the beefy guys wiener. The beefy guy has a beautiful one, and it is a good thing, too, since we get to watch the runner suck on it for 20 minutes. After what seems like ages, the runner cums, but then continues to suck off the beefy guy. Eventually, the runner gets fucked up the ass doggy style (bareback, of course). Unfortunately, they stay in this position for far too long before the runner shoots 4 huge geyser shots of cum.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 11/19/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Felecia, Serenity, Melissa Hill, Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Jameson, Nadia
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Directed by Brad Armstrong Starring Jenna Jameson, Felecia, Serenity, Jill Kelly, Melissa Hill, Brittany Andrews... Running Time : 77 minutes (6 scenes) Review : Now, I don't have anything against all-girl scenes (or movies) : The Shayla LaVeaux scene in 'Shock' (with Sunset Thomas) was a great piece of work, and I love Nikki Dial's writhing and moaning in her sapphic trysts (watch 'Bonnie&Clyde' for that one). Brad Armstrong is a good director, too, as he has demonstrated with 'Dream Quest' or the all- girl 'Hell on Heels' released some time ago. Jenna Jameson is definitely a star, and has one of the greates bodies to grace porn (or mainstream)... While one could think that all 3 united would make for a perfect DVD, the result is disappointing, and surprisingly cheaply made too.. one has to wonder what audience should buy this DVD, since 'Hell on Heels' is a superior all- girl flick, while plot lovers won't pick this one up anyway.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/18/2000 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Helicopter Man, Marisu Kamishiro, Ayane Nakayama, Kazuchika Oku, Joe Ohshima
Studio: Samurai
Review brief: TITLE: Perverted Older Asians Studio: Samurai Directed: Tanaka Starring: Female: Marisu Kamijo, Miho Yuki, Ayane Nakayama, Sanae, Kanae Yoshida, Male: Joe Ohsima, Meatball, Rocky Ishibashi, Helicopter Man, Kazuchika Oku, Jiro Itsuki Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review: Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/13/2000 by Muscle
Starring: Kyle Stone, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], Teri Starr, Blair Segal, Joel Lawrence, Anna, Gia, Kristi, Jane Lixx, Lindsey, Tristen
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury, Clive McLean
Review brief: My overall view: The film is seriuosly lacking in acting ability or should I say directorial ability. Fellow Briton Mr. Clive Mclean is obviously a stalwart of the adult industry and perhaps because of that it seems like there is a lack of effort in making this episode of Barely Legal. For example, the plot revolving around the stepbrother and stepsister or stepfather and stepdaughter fuck scenes are just so lame. They were used incessantly in Barely Legal 1 and there surely must be another million plots they could try and use! The voice overs, where the girls are explaining how they lost their 'virginity' are pathetic. There is no emotion at all - as the topical joke goes "Why did the woman hang up on Al Gore?" "Because she thought it was a dial tone!" This is very relevant here, as the girls talk in such a monotonous way. Again, you expect more from Hustler.
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Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 11/12/2000 by ken
Starring: Paul Morgan, Alex Powers, Dax Kelly, J.T. Sloan, Dino Dimarco, Tony Cummings, Anthony DeMarco
Studio: IMD
Directed by: Phil St. John
Review brief: South Beach Heat Directed by Philip St. John Cast: Paul Morgan, J.T. Sloan, Dino Dimarco, Tony Cummings, Alex Powers, Dax Kelly, Hunter Ash, Antonio De Marco, Tony Reno, Michael Rivera, Scott York, Tony Brandon and Michael Chads. This is another release by Philip St John whose Skateboard Sliders got some rave reviews. One trouble about Tribal Pulse releases is that their DVD image quality is very disappointing to a lot fans who have every reason to complain about it. Transferring analogue VHS signals to DVD digital format is a daunting task that requires huge investment in both hardware and software, plus the computer professionals with fine skills of encoding and authorizing. Its a serious professional job that are now being contracted and done by not so qualified workshops as we all witnessed from a couple of studios such as Sunshine, Centaur Films and Tribal Pulse. This movie is not a match to the hip hop skateboarder.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by Mr. Bates
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Kyle Stone, Kitty Yung, Sahara Sands, Nici Sterling, Alek Dane, Angelina, Cumisha Amado, Suzi Suzuki, Gabrielle Satomi, Shannon Star, Connie Yung
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: As you can see by the numbers, this is a pretty average DVD. Aside from a few scenes which are pretty hot, the only redeeming quality of this release is that it's 4 hours long. Asia Carrera, Tricia Yen, and Kitty Yung are the only big-name girls in this thing and their scenes are pretty good (except hot Kitty Yung gets it on with a chunky white chick instead of a big cock...disappointing!). The rest are pretty much FOB amateurs that you'll probably never see again! And the video quality is nothing to brag about. It's the same thing you're used to seeing on video, except in DVD format. There are no special features to speak of. All you can do is skip from one scene to the next. In fact, the chapters aren't even separated correctly... if you skip to "chapter 2" you'll land in the middle of a scene. This DVD definitely has it's highs and numerous lows.
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Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/2/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Francesco Malcom, Coralie, Angelique, Suzy Cat, Mylena, Raffaela Anderson, Evil Eve, Gaia Borromeo
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: THIS DVD HAS 6 SCENES PLUS A CUM SHOT RECAP. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 5(WOW!), THE SCENES ARE RATED AS FOLLOWS: SCENE 1 - 2.0 ( THE ATTRACTIVE LADY IN THIS SCENE LOOKS SCARED AND NOT THRILLED AT ALL ABOUT DOING THIS SCENE) SCENE 2 - 2.5 ( IF YOU LIKE BIG FAKE TITS, YOU WILL LIKE THIS SCENE MORE THAN I DO!) SCENE 3 - 3.5 (NICE LOOKING GIRL, BUT THE SCENE WAS TOO SHORT!) SCENE 4 - 3 ( TWO GIRLS, ONE IS BUTT UGLY. HOWEVER, THE ONE REDEAMING PART TO THIS SCENE IS AT THE VERY END. ONE OF THE MALE PERFORMERS HAS CUM INSIDE ONE OF THE GIRLS AND THE OTHER GIRL SUCKS THE CUM FROM HER PUSSY!) SCENE 5 - 3.5 ( NICE LOOKING GIRL, BUT VERY LITTLE HEAT!) SCENE 6 - 3.5 ( NICE SCENE BUT LACKING HEAT!) THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT TO THIS DVD IS THE LACK OF SEXUAL HEAT.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Kurt Williams, Al Parker, Roger, Steve Tracy, Chris Adams, Jennifer Cashoty, Christopher Christy, Tim Christy, Adam Neumar, David Warfield
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Tom DeSimone
Review brief: Ah, the 70s. The pre-Golden age of porn. Back when mustaches were mandatory and the films were grainier than my ass crack after a trip to the beach. Caballero digs WAY back into the vaults and re-releases Heavy Equipment on DVD. Was it worth the effort? Uh, hmm, err it depends. First things first, the picture quality is awful. I mean really, really bad. The video is very grainy, and the lighting is extremely dark in a few places. It isnt mentioned anywhere on the DVD, but I could swear that this was filmed in 3D. There are many places where you can see the standard red-blue double image required for 3D. This seems to happen most frequently when projectiles are coming straight at the screen. Penises, hands, dumbells, things like that. I dont have 3D glasses, though, so I cant confirm anything. If this wasnt done intentionally, then the picture quality is even worse that I thought. Our story (thats right, there is a story here!) starts out with our hero, the geeky Chester, working at an adult bookstore.
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Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 10/21/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 8/06/99 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, and Cheyenne Collins Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, and bios of Jill, Salena, and Taylor. It's nothing you haven't seen on any other Adam & Eve DVD. Audio Quality: A little under average. Most of the dialogue is clear, but there's a lot of bad dubbing in the sex scenes. Video Quality: Very good. Music: The music is well balanced through most of the movie, however it is slightly overpowering in a few spots. Initial Expectations: An average release. The movie looks like it could be interesting, but Adam & Eve haven't been putting much into their releases beyond a great transfer. Initial Reaction: About what I expected.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 10/19/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. (the cover states 87 minutes, but that includes a 2 minute political message) Production Date: 5/30/99 Director: Bob Chinn Cast: Nina Hartley, Tina Tyler, Shaena Steel, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, Billy Glide, and James Bonn Extras: Hot Shot, Photo Gallery, Trailers, and Bios of a few of the cast members. Audio Quality: Pretty good. Video Quality: Better than average. Music: Normal porno music. Nothing that stands out. Initial Expectations: Fairly high since it's part of Adam & Eve's Premium Collection, as well as having Nina Hartley and Tina Tyler in it. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: I guess Penny (Nina Hartley) and Roger (James Bonn) are on vacation. They stop in a ghost town so that Roger can drain the weasel. While he's relieving himself, Shade (Tony Tedeschi who you know has to be a tough dude with a name like Shade), a homeless guy walks by and doesn't want to go any further.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/14/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Tara
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Starring: Dee, Rebecca Lord, Jessica Darlin, Avalon, Olivia del Rio, Coralie, Tara Foster, Suzi, and two more Pros: chicks masturbating, good loooking girls Cons: features? what features?, no identification of which girl you are watching, music will put ya to sleep, dubbed orgasms This DVD is probably improperly titled. To me, PURE MASTURBATIONS would make me feel that the DVD was filled with masturbation scenes so raw that you would think it was happening in your room. Not so. Of course you do get to see women masurbate. And I would say that I do find 9 of the 10 girls to be attractive. But, each scene is overrun by the music. One song is a clear rip off of Santana and others would make a really good sedative(I am so turned on....Im getting sleepy). Imagine a porno with Kenny G or that song from Arthur(something about a moon in New York City). Also, the womens orgasms are clearly dubbed and that is distracting. Cum on folks. Im not asking for much. I wanna hear them breathe. I wanna hear them moan.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 10/14/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Ian Daniels, Temptress, Monique DeMoan, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Starring : Temptress, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Herschel Savage, Devin Wolf... Director : Bud Lee Review: The name Bud Lee, while not that familiar to modern porn-lovers, is synonym to relatively solid, low-budget features with a certain amount of story to them. And this is exactly what we get here : A forgettable but entertaining movie with really beautiful girls this time, and a screenplay by Raven Touchstone who always tries to explore the female mind, though it works only once in a while, with the approriate actors and directors to pull it off (eg. Paul Thomas). Temptress is a writer of short stories who tells us of her emotionally-unsatisfying life (a warning to those who can't stand this sort of plot : this is VERY romance-novel-ey), of her many men, and of Richard -->you guessed it, the only man who ever understood her.
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Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels, Missy, Temptress, Randy Spears, Tye, Brad Armstrong, Cheyenne Silver, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Lexington Steele, Halli Aston, Mickey G.
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Mickey G.
Review brief: Starring : Missy, Stephanie Swift, Halli Ashton, Temptress, Cheyenne Silver, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Brick Majors, Randy Speras, Ian Daniels et al. Written, produced and directed by : Missy & Mickey G Story synopsis : 'Eros' is a very pretty movie (notice the difference between pretty and beautiful) that obviously is a labor of love for actress Missy and her then-husband Mickey G. They already co- directed the 1997 feature 'Heart & Soul' but this isn't really a sequel, but rather a similar flick that will please people who liked the first one. The athmosphere is somehow similar to the new-age romance novels that some poeple might read (though the sex isn't necessarily vanilla because of that). Missy is a woman who dreams of a new star in the sky when she's having sex with her lover (Brad Armstrong), and it turns out that this star really exists. She even has a telescope in her bedroom, dreaming away about the far reaches of space.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Sabrina Johnson, McKenna, Kristen, Jay Ashley, Gwen Summers, Herschel Savage
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Don't waste your money. Kelly the Coed (1) is much better than this one. It looked like everyone was just going through the paces with this one. If you bought the first one, don't waste your money on this one.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Sierra, Lene Hefner, Brittany O'Connell, Lacy Rose
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Lene' Hefner, Lacy Rose, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Nick East, Steven St. Croix Extras: The typical Vivid Wave extras. Previews, bios, 'interactive' sex, and AVN highlights. It's the same extras as the other Wave DVDs. Audio Quality: Average. There are a couple of spots that seem like they may have been dubbed, but it's not overly noticeable. There are also a few places where the sound seems to lose its depth, which probably added to my feeling of parts being dubbed. Video Quality: The picture shows a lot of grain, but I think that comes more from the original than the transfer. Music: The music comes and goes throughout the movie, but since it seems to be on purpose, it isn't too bad. When the music does stop, it seems to be the end of the song and you have some of the sounds of the people. Initial Expectations: Paul Thomas normally does a pretty good porno without much plot but with some average to better than average sex.
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