Private Gold 49: Exotic Illusions Review

Reviewed by Nutty Buddy  on  6/24/2002

Title: Exotic Illusions
Cast: Yasmine (Yasmin Fitzgerald), Sunny Blue, Marta, Noemie, Kristina, Kristina, Denisa, Erika, Katalin, Lena, Michelle, James Brossman, Ian Scott, JPX, Pascal St James, Chris Mountain, Bob Terminator, Alberto Rey, Karl Ben
Studio: Private
Director: Pierre Woodman
Action: Straight, Anal, Double Penetration, Lesbian, Toys

Exotic Illusions 1 & 2 seemed pretty tamed compared to Pierre’s Pyramid Trilogy & Indecency 1 & 2. I liked all 5 of those a lot but this is so tamed, even the hottest chick (Yasmine) doesn’t have any real penetration in either parts. Come to think of it, in Superfuckers #9 Yasmine doesn’t have any sex either. I don’t know what is going on with that situation but all & all I was disappointed with this.

Scene 1 Yasmin Fitzgerald & A Guy/Erika & A Guy: The “sex” starts off in Seychelles hotel with Yasmine & her boyfriend. Yasmine is a gorgeous, tall, dark haired Hungarian girl with great screen presence. She’s wearing a white mini skirt & high heels, straddling her man on the bed. I was almost sure I was going to love this but James Brossman(star of the movie) has a flashback in the room next to them. In his memoir is a short red head named Erika with big breasts. Erika is basically Plain Jane & not worth cutting Yasmine out of the picture. He eats out Erika on the bed & then fucks her missionary. She rides him cowgirl & gets fucked missionary again. Erika then bounces boringly on his cock reverse cowgirl until he pulls out. He was laying down so that made for a bad facial but nice post cum head. It wrongfully switches back to Yasmine getting some soft porn action doggystyle. She rides him reverse cowgirl too but NO sign of penetration. 1

Scene 2 Marta & A Guy: This scene takes place on a beautiful Seychelles beach. James ends up following blonde Marta there & stripping with her. She gives him a decent blowjob to start & then gets fucked doggystyle. Marta gets fucked cowgirl & then takes it up the ass reverse cowgirl & spoon. She does a little A2M & then takes it up the ass doggystyle. She does more A2M & takes a hefty cumshot in her mouth. She seems to swallow most of it & sucks him off afterwords. 2 ½

Scene 3 Kristina & Three Guys: I liked this scene because Kristina is a hot brunette & gets captured well by Pierre. Kristina doesn’t wear anything during the action & starts off by sucking two guys off & riding one cowgirl, very hot. She gets fucked spoon style & doggystyle while sucking two cocks at all times. She then takes it in the ass reverse cowgirl & receives a DP in a cowgirl position. There’s a lot of good shots of her face & the smooth flowing DP. It switches to Kristina on her back being fucked missionary(vaginal) while jerking off two guys. The first guy pulls out & cums on her pussy & the other two drop big loads all over her face. Kristina does a lot of good sucking afterwords & the movie continues on. 3 ½

Scene 4 Sunny Blue & Yasmine: I waited till the 01:30:00 mark to see Yasmine take on blonde Sunny Blue over a big rock. She prances around in skimpy outfits for a hour & a half, accompanied by two guys at all times, but NO real sex. Any other time I would’ve thought she was getting tag teamed but no, a lesbian scene. She is very hot but I’m not into lesbianism. If you like them, you’ll probably like this.

Scene 5 Lisa Pinelli, Kristina, Erika, Katalin, Denisa, Sunny Blue & Four Guys: The Kristina (Hustler Video 4, Bitches 1, Superfuckers 9) in this scene is blonde & isn’t the Kristina in the third scene. She’s naturally the hottest chick in this scene but doesn’t do much for it. Lisa Pinelli is a pretty brunette I’ve seen in KOVI’s Eternal Love & Evil Angel stuff. She’s hot too & both sport bathing suites. I wasn’t familiar with the other girls but brunette Erika & Sunny Blue looked good. I didn’t really care for blonde Denisa or Katalin though. Surprisingly none of the women wear any article of clothing during the sex & get down on some meditation mats. Erika, Denisa, Lisa & Sunny Blue have anal sex & Kristina & Sunny do all that sweet lesbian stuff also. All the ladies receive facials & all aims well but nothing really great. 2 1/2

Scene 6 Noemie & Two Guys: Noemie is a hot blonde that gets fucked by a mini waterfall. She doesn’t wear any clothes & starts by blowing two guys, very hot. She then goes at it doggystyle, reverse cowgirl & spoon style pretty aggressively. She sucks the other guy off while being spoon fucked & then gives more great head while being fucked cowgirl, very hot. Luckily Noemi takes a hot DP to add something to this movie. Pierre picked a nice location & nicely included that with hot sex. Noemie receives another DP in a reverse cowgirl position, briefly before getting splashed with two loads. She sucks them off with no hands & it fades to Yasmine with two guys, AGAIN. It also previews her with James Brossman in pt 2 but that’s a different story . 5

Sum it Up: Off the strength of good feature films & other things I’ve seen of Pierre’s, I have to say this lacked. Not for the locations, production value or good looking women but just the sex. I seriously never thought of catching a hint of soft porn in a Pierre Woodman flick, big let down. The story is a knock off from “The Beach” with Leonardo De Caprio & Virginie Leyoden. All the critics crapped on that movie but I thought it was decent, it had the worst ending though. Virginie Leyoden is somebody I want to see go at it on camera. She would’ve did a lot more justice than Yasmin. The soft porn tease at the end baffled me, I didn’t get it at all. Yasmin does take on another girl so I'm considering Lesbian fans but this fan wasn't satisfied.

The Extras include the basics: Scene Selection, Language Menu, Subtitle Menu, Exotic Illusion’s Trailer, Cast info, Photo Book, Production Notes & previews for

Powerslave, Sex at Work, Colette’s Kinky Desires, Matador 7: Avalanche, Without Limits

As far as the women & sex goes, this bored me. Most were very attractive & do all those things I like. They were hot but either looked nervous, bored or pressured but that’s excluding both Kristinas, Noemie, Lisa & Yasmin Fitzgerald of course. I liked the 1st Kristina’s scene & Noemie’s scene but that just isn’t enough, for me at least. I’ve never caught soft porn angles in a Pierre Woodman movie before & I really hope it doesn’t happen again.