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Boxcover for Last Tango (Ultimate)
Last Tango (Ultimate)

Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/20/2000 by Diville

Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Michael J. Cox, Alexandra Silk, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Mia Ciccero, Erika Lockett
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Thomas Paine

Review brief: Starring: Alexandra Silk, Asia Carrera, Mia Ciccero, Ericka Lockett, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Michael J. Cox, John Decker Directed By: Thomas Paine Porn translations of mainstream movies are almost always parodies. Why? Because it's downright silly to think you can rip off a good movie, turn it into porn, and still take yourself seriously. That's exactly the case of The Last Tango, however, which is "inspired" by The Last Tango in Paris, the classic Bernardo Bertolucci movie where Marlon Brando famously (and sadly) seduces Maria Schneider into a sexual affair. Ah, but porn is about sex, and not plot, right? So, why does it matter? It matters because it's a wasted effort and if you're a mainstream movie buff, then you end up feeling like a Led Zeppelin fan when Puff Daddy covered Kashmir. If you count yourself among Alexandra Silk's fans, you not only would have good reason to do so (she has great energy), but you'd also be hard pressed to find a DVD that displays her as much as this one.
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Uomo Italiano

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/14/2000 by ken

Starring: Dario De Concini, Rene Forenzi, Mauro, Gianni Palermo, Roberto Reggiani, Dr. Schpeunz
Studio: Heatwave


Review brief: Cast: Roberto Reggiani, Dario de Concini, Mauro, Gianni Palermo, Rene Forenzi. This is truly an all-Italian ensemble. We saw a couple of dvd movies released by Italian director Lukas Kazan such as Hotel Italia and Journey to Italy. Uomo Italiano however is nowhere close to the high quality attained by those titles. I can only say that its a genuine effort by the director although the movie failed in many areas due to the directors lack of experience and amateurish actors he recruited. All the dialogues are in English, but some actors are fluent in English, some can barely utter a few words. The plot is made up roughly. A psychologist tries to solve his patients relationship problems. Everyone comes up to the appointment with his personal story from which we are presented with different episodes of sex scenes.
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Babes Illustrated 1

Release date: 5/16/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Draken

Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Kim Chambers, Vixxen, Lynn Lemay, Linda Licks
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Harold Lime

Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie shows some women in bikinis and summarizes the plot saying it is about a bikini contest. It goes on to say how the girls will use all of their weapons to sway the judges. None of the photos are explicit, so one doesn't know what type of action to expect. The Main Event This movie has a totally female cast, just right when you are wanting some female/female action. These women get down to business, in one scene using a chair for an interesting position. A strap-on dildo gets quite a workout in the opening scene. The artful way she used the strap- on made me wonder if she didn't have a bit of penis envy. She handled it about as good as any of the guys in a porno movie. Of couse, in a chick only flick, there's going to be a lot of fingering. Not just one finger, or even two, but eight of them at once in one scene, wow! This was followed up by some tit on clit action, something I haven't seen before. This led into some toe in twat action, also quite unexpected and strangely erotic.
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Boxcover for Thrust (Ultimate)
Thrust (Ultimate)

Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000 by Principal Skinner

Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Johnni Black, Timber, Shawn Ricks, Jon Decker
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine

Review brief: Who can resist Stacy Valentine? Blonde, dangerously curvy, fresh-faced and cute as hell, this babe is a wet dream (and well-fed) Barbie doll come to life, which is not unusual in porn, but Stacy definitely has a charm which will work on even the most ardent brunette fans (such as myself). Although when it comes to fair-haired girls, women like Ginger Lynn, Juli Ashton and Shayla LaVeux float my boat moreso than the common bleached blonde sex dolls, but Ms. Valentine is simply irresistable to me. She gives blowjobs with a rhythmic, sensuous passion and looks just plain sexy while getting fucked. Well, as it turns out, she is really the only redeeming feature in Adam & Eve's THRUST, yet another strictly plain vanilla, straightforward porn movie shot several years ago, which is only average at best. The plot (more like a theme, actually) involves sex within a military setting, so you get lines like "Drop your bombs all over my face..." which will have you rolling your eyes instead of indulging in other physical activities.
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Sexy Nurses 2 (Metro)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000 by astroknight

Starring: Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland, Randy West, Kristina West, Celeste, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Trinity Lane
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln

Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying.
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Glory Holes of L.A.

Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by ken

Starring: Peter Wilder, Paul Morgan, Paul Carrigan, Steve Pierce, Doug Jeffries, Justin Woods, Brad Davis [I], Matt Bradshaw, Keith Hanson, Sean Martinez
Studio: Oh Man
Directed by: Bianco Piagi

Review brief: The cast: Matt Bradshaw, Steve Peirce, Brad Davis, Peter Wilder, Paul Morgan, Paul Carrigan, Justin Woods, Doug Jeffery, Sean Martinez and Keith Hanson. As a sister sequel of Glory Holes of San Francisco, this one is a lot disappointing. If you expect the holes in LA as glorious as in San Francisco, think again. In general, this sequel lacks the intense sexual energy as you feel in the prequel. The cast is weaker. You have to admit that Marcus Iron and Blake Harper are both shining stars in the GHSF. However, Matt Bradshaw and Steve Pierce is certainly not even a close match in GHLA. Neither is anyone in this movie that can lift you up to a higher level. The music is also annoyingly incompatible in the background. That said, nevertheless for people who are really into glory holes, this may still be a movie to fulfill their fantasy. First Scene: Steve went into a sex club. There is this area surround by walls of glory holes. He started immediately sucking on the cocks that sprout out of those holes.
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Boxcover for Habits Of The Heart
Habits Of The Heart

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by Principal Skinner

Starring: Aja, John Decker, Billy Glide, Peter North, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Raylene, J.R. Carrington
Studio: Ultimate


Review brief: HABITS OF THE HEART is a straightforward, five scene, no frills porn video which is absolutely average in terms of both content and value. Porn superstar STACY VALENTINE, popularly known from her acclaimed interactive disc from VCA called CHASING STACY, appears in three of the sex scenes on the disc, and is prominently displayed on the cover jacket. Obviously, this video is meant to appeal to her hardcore fans, allowing them to view some "older" [as in age of the videos, where she is obviously younger] Stacy appearances before she became a VCA contract girl. The one really big advantage to getting DVDs of her earlier work is that there are usually no condoms intruding in on the action, and sometimes, a healthy oral/facial is always a possibility. Although I enjoy watching the very curvy, blonde, blue-eyed Stacy in action, I was far more interested in seeing gorgeous Raylene and the legendary Aja in action.
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Boxcover for Tattoo (Adam & Eve)
Tattoo (Adam & Eve)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by DeathIncarnate

Starring: John Decker, Alyssa Allure, Chloe, Ariana, Charlie, Dick Nasty, Angelica Sin, Emily, Kiss, Frank Towers, Porsch Lynn, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Rick Blaine

Review brief: Directed by Rick Blaine Starring Ariana, Chloe, John Decker, Herschel Savage et al. Review : 'Tattoo' is definitely the best of the batch of DVDs I have reviewed in the last week or so.. not only is it shot on film, but the overall quality of the production (special effects, acting, sets etc.) is, if not spectacular, at least above average.
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Boxcover for Candida Royalle's Eyes of Desire
Candida Royalle's Eyes of Desire

Release date: 7/10/2000
Reviewed on: 8/31/2000 by DeathIncarnate

Starring: Tom Byron, Missy, Chloe, Tony Tedeschi, Sharon Mitchell, Mickey G., Herschel Savage
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Candida Royalle

Review brief: Directed by Candida Royalle Production date 1 / 98 Starring Missy, Tony Tedeschi, Miss Sharon Mitchell, Herschel Savage, Mickey G, Chloe and Tom Byron One note beforehand : Raincoaters avert your eyes! As is to be expected, this new release (of an older video) from Royalle's Femme line of couples (and woman-) friendly products is the kind of gentle sex flick one might try to lure his girlfriend into porn viewing. Since there is a substantial plot to the movie, I digress from my usual synopsis/sex scene listing/conclusion review formula to describe the way the movie unfolds from start to finish. Review : After the (hokey-looking) Femme logo, we are treated to soft music and Missy examining a set of photographs she apparently took for a New York ad firm (yes folks, she's a renowned photographer allright) when Sharon Mitchell as her best friend enters the scene. You see, it's Miss Mitchell's house where Missy seems to find peace, even though she feels a "deep longing" for something she can't put her finger on.
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Boxcover for White Angel
White Angel

Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 8/29/2000 by astroknight

Starring: Brick Majors, Ruby, Julian, Leanni Lei, Stacy Valentine, Charlie, Kimberly Jade, Candy Apples, Laura Palmer, J.J. Michaels, Flower, John West, Paris Blue, Reyna Via, Kalani, Herschel Savage
Studio: Metro
Directed by: James Avalon

Review brief: Running Time: 1:20 Director: James Avalon Cast: Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Ruby, Candy Apples, Laura Palmer, Leanni Lei, Kimberly Jade, Charlie, Flower, Paris Blue, Kalani, Reyna Via, Lucia, Mark Davis, Michael J. Cox, Hershel Savage, Julian, Brick Majors, John West, Anthony Crane, J. J. Michaels, and Chucky Video Quality: Average. Nothing great, but nothing that stands out as being bad either. Please note that I watched this on my ten year old Sanyo 20" TV, so I can't be too objective about the video quality. Audio Quality: Average. Once again, nothing special, but everything syncs well with the video. Extras: Photo Gallery, Bios of the stars, 'multiple angles', trailers, and web link. There are an amazing number of trailers included and there are cast bios on almost every person in the movie. The 'multiple angles' is the typical Vivid style where they take you to another point in the scene rather than a different angle. In a few cases, you did switch to a different point of view, but not often.
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Boxcover for Machismo
Machismo

Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/14/2000 by ken

Starring: Sweet Williams, Hawk McAllistar, Valentino Rey, Max Grand, Raphael, Alex Wilcox
Studio: Heatwave


Review brief: The title says it all: Latin Call Boy. So this movie is really for Latino fans. But any diehard fans of such veteran performers as Max Grand, Hawk McAllister, Alex Wilcox and Sweet Williams, may enjoy the movie too. Cast: Max Grand, Hawk McAllister, Alex Wilcox, Sweet Williams, Raphael and Valentino Rey. The Plot: Sweet Williams is obsessed with a Latino callboy. They met once before and its time to call again. The call boy arrived soon and they quickly start the steamy hot sex. Sweet greedily swallow the boys massive meat and the boy also returned the favor. It proved that both actors are very versatile; the ensuing flip-flop scene is hot. To be honest I never really think Sweet Williams is handsome or in great shape, neither is the Latino boy. But they are really into the stuff they were doing and somehow made the scene work. Next we saw another obsession running wild between Alex Wilcox and Latino callboys younger brother. Alex is a fairly new star but has already been in countless movies.
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Boxcover for I Swallow Two
I Swallow Two

Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 8/8/2000 by Principal Skinner

Starring: Natasha, Jessica Jewel, Shanna McCullough, Obsession, Caroline Pierce, Lexington Steele, Jenny, Candy, Red, Byron Long, Don Fernando, Rodney Moore, Jade Marcela, Tawni Lyons, Brooke Lynn, Wolf Savage
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore

Review brief: I SWALLOW 2 is a continuation of the sensuously romantic, plot-heavy anthology series, starring the most beautiful Vivid Girls in the most tender and passionate scenes ever filmed for home video...not. Actually, this video is the second in the "ewww...gross!" series made by the infamous Rodney Moore. When it comes to porno, the sexual envelope is constantly pushed to bring jaded viewers different visuals in which to enjoy the experience. Naturally, more "unusual" types of sexual behavior are subject to local laws and community standards, but as far as I know, there have been no limitations as to how the male orgasm can be shown before the camera. Certainly, titles like DOWN THE HATCH, or A CUM SUCKING WHORE NAMED..., and of course I SWALLOW are centered on the art of swallowing, so the subject matter says it all; if you are content with money shots which land on a girl's face, chest or butt, then these movies may be bit extreme.
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Boxcover for Debauchery 6
Debauchery 6

Release date: 6/22/2000
Reviewed on: 8/6/2000 by Peeping Tom

Starring: David Perry, Bob, Michelle, Kelly, Christina, Yves Baillat, Camilla, Robert Rosenberg, Lucy, Lolo, Kamil Klein, Nicole Taylor, Jean-Pierre Armand
Studio: Diabolic


Review brief: Themes: European women, gaping anuses, group sex, facials, and double penetration. Overview: I don't consider myself much of a "raincoater". (Well, not an indiscriminate one, at least.) While I enjoy depictions of raunchy sex as much as the next street corner pervert, I confess that this DVD, while meeting my base expectations, left me disappointed for the most part. With a title like "Debauchery 6", I was anticipating a couple of hours' worth of nasty, raunchy sex, with enthusiastic, attractive-to- moderately attractive women, with an emphasis on anal sex and facials. Well...the anals and facials were there, but the women weren't as attractive as I'd hoped, and the sex suffered from both a numbing repetitiveness and a lack of heat. In typing up this review, I've discovered how difficult it is to describe the sex in this DVD.
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Boxcover for Lesbian Cheerleader Squad
Lesbian Cheerleader Squad

Release date: 5/25/2000
Reviewed on: 8/5/2000 by Snowman872

Starring: Denee Dreams, Ashley Heart, Cat, Gina Rae, Leah Lauren, Brianna Coates, Stacey Sweet, Kelly Cox
Studio: Avalon
Directed by: Jim Gunn

Review brief: Snowman's Raincoat Reviews - the lowdown on adult dvd & videos - -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Lesbian Cheerleader Squad #01 (DVD) Starlets: Gina Rae - Brunette with short hair. Sort of butch and talks dirty. Leah Lauren - Blond girl. Denee Dreams - Young girl with Brown/Reddish hair. Brianna Coates - Dirty blond, straight hair. Pear shaped rack. Big rose tattoo on backside. Ashley Heart - Very cute brunette with short hair. Best of the bunch. Fun to watch! Stacey Sweet - Blond with nice rack. Looks good from front, but has huge tattoo on her ass. Kelly Cox - Blond girl. Cat - Blond with wavy hair. Tattoo above waist.
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Boxcover for Silk Stockings: The Black Widow (Heatwave / Horizon)
Silk Stockings: The Black Widow (Heatwave / Horizon)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/11/2000 by Draken

Starring: Tom Byron, Bobby Vitale, Steven St. Croix, Tiffany Mynx, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Tiffany Million, Barbara Doll, Olivia, Jenna Jameson, Jordan Lee, E.Z. Ryder, Nicole Lace
Studio: Heatwave


Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case of this DVD yields few clues as to what lies within. All the viewer has to go on is the title of the event, and a listing of the extras. There is not summary of the plot to be found. Also, the photos on the case are non- explicit, so the viewer has no idea what to expect. The Main Event I was mislead by the name of this movie. I expected the typical Black Widow theme, woman mates and then kills her mate. In truth, she never kills anyone. The plot is weak at best, and at times doesn't make much sense. They wrap up the lose ends during the final scene, but there just isn't much there. The guys playing the cops give poor performances, making it obvious they weren't hired for their line delivery. The movie has seven scenes in all, a mix of female/female, male/female, and a foursome where three are females. Of all the actors, Jenna Jameson gives an eager performance, but the rest of the women seem to be a bit flat and uninterested. I found my interest drifting during the movie.
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Boxcover for Nineteen College Girls Video Magazine 26 (Digital Sin)
Nineteen College Girls Video Magazine 26 (Digital Sin)

Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 6/13/2000 by Draken

Starring: Brandon Iron, Rod Fontana, Teri Starr, Allison Kilgore, Naughtia Childs, Mark Vega, Lance Romance, Summer Day (aka Sadie Thompson)
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Don Marque

Review brief: Overall, I found this disc to be a bit distrubing. There are four mini plots within, which have no connection to each other. Each one touches on a subject that is either taboo or borderline taboo depending on how one sees the scene.The disc starts off with a feature called "The Cartel". First we see text which describes the scene, much like the opening of the Star Wars films. I had a bit of trouble reading it as is flew by on the screen quite fast. There is also a fair amount to read, so expect to rewind a bit and try again. That or figure a leadin to a porno isn't necessary and not to worry about it. The scene opens with two drug dealers trying to agree on a price for a drug shipment. Unable to agree on a price, one of the guys brings in a 19 year old to aid in the dealings. She is told this is for a business deal and to do her job. Sounds a bit like prostitution to me. The acting in this scene seems a bit forced and unconvincing. I also had a hard time believing she is 19.
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Boxcover for Raw 2 (Vivid)
Raw 2 (Vivid)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/11/2000 by Evil_Rip

Starring: Nick East, Bobby Vitale, Kobe Tai, Mitchel Gant, Don Fernando, Papillion, China Lee, Becca Chow, Kim Chi
Studio: Vivid Raw
Directed by: Marc Wallice

Review brief: TITLE: Raw #2 Studio: Vivid Raw Directed: Marc Wallace Starring: Papillion, China Lee, Kobe Tai, Kim Chi, Becca Chow, Bobby Vitale, Nick East, Mitchell, Gant Running Time: :90 Format: Double Sided DVD DVD Features: Chapter Menu's, Previews, "Interactive Game" First Impression: I use to have the VCD of this movie. This is one of the First DVDs I purchased. I remember reading the horror stories of Vivid editing their movies and I was worried that this would have been edited too. Well Plot: What plot? Likes: Kobe Tai and Becca Chow. I like Becca Chows accent. Scenes: Well there are Six Scenes. There is even a Scene on the DVD that wasnt on my VCD! Hey how about that as a plus! Kobe Tai gives a nice performance. Becca Chow has a very cute accent but we when the scene ends we dont see the money shot Dislikes: Video Quality! Man this video quality sucks! Im sorry but my VCD probably had better quality than this. The colors were off the pictures werent crisp. Extras: There is stuff on the other side. Packaging: Came with a mini poster.
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Boxcover for Sweet Revenge (Vivid Wave)
Sweet Revenge (Vivid Wave)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/1/2000 by Darkmage

Starring: Bobby Vitale, Kaitlyn Ashley, Steven St. Croix, Melissa Hill, Sahara Sands, Mia Ciccero, Madelyn Knight
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Toni English

Review brief: The Plot: One thing you can always count on with Vivid, youre going to have a plot. So what if Sweet Revenge isnt exactly an original name for a film? Who cares if the jilted girlfriend gets even plot theme has been done before? Who cares if the set-up for the sex scenes is about as original as the backbeat in a Vanilla Ice song? Okay, I do. But Im weird. I actually like some plot in my porn. I also like vinegar on my french fries. Cope. Our story begins with Michael and Lorna (Steven St. Croix and Mia Ciccero) having sex. Wow, what an original way to start a porn movie. Anyhow, after making the beast with two backs (and four legs, two hands and a face biting the pillow), the phone rings. What is this? Could our intrepid male lead be cheating on his girlfriend? Could that be her on the phone, inquiring of her friend for the whereabouts of her boyfriend? Noooooooo That would be too obvious! The phone caller is indeed Michaels girlfriend Jenny (Melissa Hill) on the phone, wondering where her boyfriend is at such a late hour.
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North Pole 6

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/16/2000 by LaNIKITA2000

Starring: Peter North, John Strong, Katie June, Jewel De'Nyle, Amber Michaels, Steve Jagger, Dante', Bonita Saint
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North

Review brief: Title: North Pole 6 Studio: Digital Sin DVD/ New Sensations Director: Peter North Production Year: 1999 Talent: Katie June, Jewel De'Nyle, Bonita Saint, Amber Michaels, Elena, and Charlie Length: 1 hr 17 min DVD Layout: Single-sided single layer Scene One: Jewel De'Nyle and Katie June with Peter North After the ladies walk down some stairs, Peter accompanies them to the bedroom. Jewel and Katie make out while he watches. Katie undresses him and grabs his cock for some sucking. Jewel talks some trash to North while Katie gets him hard. They soon are on the bed taking turns sucking his cock. Katies looks so hot sucking cock. After this, Peter slams his latex covered cock into her pussy. Lots of moaning occurs after each quick thrust. Now, with his condom off he taps Jewel's pussy. While he fucks Jewel, Jewel finger fucks Katie. Some acrobatic sex occurs between Jewel and Katie. Peter fucks Jewel cowgirl vaginal style while licking Katie's pussy. They urge him to cum. North's voluminous cum covers Katie's tits and Jewel's chin. To end the scene, Jewel does some post-cum sucking.
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Perfect Smiles

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/13/2000 by Principal Skinner

Starring: Jill Kelly, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Julie Meadows, Shayla LaVeaux, Daisy Chain, Chaz Vincent, Tabitha Stevens, Chandler, Chennin Blanc, Charmane, Renee LaRue, Maya Divine, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday

Review brief: Porn Historian Jim Holliday attaches his name to yet another all-star, wall-to-wall sex release from VCA in the heavily-promoted "Perfect Smiles" DVD. When it comes to his videos, you definitely get your bang for the buck with a roster of current adult superstars and quality production. This DVD is loaded with supplementary material including a "Behind The Scenes" featurette, interviews, and other extras, all of which are a nice and thoughtful touch. Featuring top talent like Tiffany Mynx, Jill Kelly, Shayla LaVeux, Felicia and many up and comers, there is no doubt that Jim Holliday and VCA do not cheat on giving the consumer what they want on a little silver platter. However, as the old adage goes, quantity does not mean quality. The problem with this feature is that Jim Holliday directs it with almost no imagination whatsoever. The sex scenes are straightforward, well-shot and well-composed, but boring.
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Boxcover for Pretty Peaches 3: The Quest (VCA)
Pretty Peaches 3: The Quest (VCA)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/13/2000 by Principal Skinner

Starring: Tianna, Eric Price, Mike Horner, Victoria Paris, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Keisha, Marc Wallice, Lynn Lemay, Tracey Adams, Rachel Ryan, Fefe, Don Fernando, Tami Monroe, Jon Martin, Richard Pacheco, Fifi Bardot, Vicki Blair, Gene Carrera, Priscilla Love
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alex deRenzy

Review brief: Directed by Alex De Renzy, "Pretty Peaches 3" garnered much in the way of critical and popular acclaim when it was first released back in 1989. Now, over a decade later, the video holds up only middlingly well despite it's "classic' status. I am not at all sure if today's "XXX-Generation" (those who maintain a steady diet of Max Hardcore and Sodomania) videos will have the patience for it. Shot on film, the DVD is much sharper and has better colors than its original VHS incarnation. For an old-timer like me, it was great to see actresses like Rachel Ryan, Victoria Paris, Tianna and Keisha back in action, although their best work has yet to hit DVD.The movie follows Keisha "on a quest for spritual enlightenment," but her encounters are more physical than anything else. Despite the fashion period of that time, Keisha looks great in just about every scene she's in. However, for whatever reason, Director De Renzy has chosen to mute her sexual performance and the results are disappointing.
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Raunch 9

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/5/2000 by dvdcollector

Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Shelby Stevens, Alex Sanders, Julia Ann, Diva, Woody Long, Vixxen, Laurie Cameron, Aaron Colt
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln

Review brief: I bought this movie pretty cheap at a local computer/electronic store. Julia Ann, someone that I wasn't too familiar with was on the cover and she looks pretty slutty (hot). The backcover says Celeste was suppose to be in this film but she was not. This was a big disappointment. The firm and huge breast on Julia Ann makes up for this disappointment though. The plot goes something like Julia Ann first gets fucked real badly by her personal trainer (what a lucky guy). She then pays the dude for the fucking-training. Then it moves on to some dike scene and a scene where hot Julia rubs her twat. Atleast we get to see this performer three times throughout this five scene cheap porn. I am not sure how old this film is, but those tits on Julia is once again fabulous. Only one other chick has huge tits in this film and the rest are all just flats.
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Watcher 3, The (Vivid Raw)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/18/2000 by Darkmage

Starring: Bobby Vitale, Pat Myne, McKayla, Envy, Violet Love, Kaylynn, Keri, Jade Marcela, Mirage
Studio: Vivid Raw
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: The Plot: What plot? It's a gonzo, so by definition we have no plot. There is this theme of someone with a handheld video camera peeking in windows and watching people have sex. It kind of runs like this: we start with a view from the handheld camera which apparently only shoots in black & white, and with a flashing "[REC]" in red in the corner. I suppose we are to believe that we are watching this through the viewfinder. We watch as our perverted cameraman approaches and films the characters in the scene getting within striking distance. At that point, we cut to a more traditional porno angle, and in color. Every now and then we cut back to the long shot from the "black and white" camera, just to remind you that someone is watching. The cameraman will duck around a bit, trying not to be seen, to add realism. Uh-huh. Sure. I'll admit it right now, I'm not a really big fan of gonzo. In fact, this is my first review of a gonzo film. Since I always include a plot section, I am a bit at a loss for what to say here. Let me just say that I miss my porn plot. Sigh.
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Silk Stockings (Digital Playground)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2000 by Darkmage

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Shay Sweet, Mark, Kelsey Heart, Claudia Chase, Emily Jewel, Allysin Chaynes, C.K. Blade, Ian Daniels
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Alexandra Silk

Review brief: The Plot: First, let me say that they did a good job on the opening credit sequence. I just wish it carried throughout the film. Alexandra Silk is writing a book about fetishes, and today she's researching stockings. This is really just an excuse to show us lots long legs in sheer stockings, and of people having sex with stockings. The format is very simple to understand: Alexandra is shown doing something mundane and you can hear her say something about stockings that is supposed to be insightful. We then cut to some completely unrelated venue, where two people have sex to some lousy synthoporn music. Simple, but effective. The Cast: Starring Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Emily Jewel, Kelsey Hart, C.K. Blade, Allysin Chaynes, Claudia Chase, Ian Daniels, Billy Glide and Mark. Pretty average porn stars, in my opinion. Unfortunately, I don't know enough about porn stars to recognize most of them on sight, so I had to guess who was performing in what scene. Allysin Chaynes and Alexandra Silk were easy to pick out, but that's about it.
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Boxcover for Climax Shots 4: Jacked In The Box
Climax Shots 4: Jacked In The Box

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/26/2000 by Evil_Rip

Starring: Bunny Bleu, Bobbi Lee, Mila, Alyssa Allure, Marilyn Martyn
Studio: Metro


Review brief: Climax Shots #4: Jacked in the box Starring: Marilyn Martyn, Bunny Bleu, Mila, Bobbi Lee, and Alyssa Allure The video quality is very inconsistent. The audio quality varies as well. The choice of music for some of the scenes is interesting. Scene one: 4/10 This has to be one of the silliest scenes in the movie. The premise is a girl goes out onto the balcony while her boyfriend is practicing his golf swings. One of his golf balls hits her in the pussy. The do some stuff. The scene ends with her jerking him into her mouth. Thing is I didnt see any cum. The girl has nice big breasts but her face is a little off. Scene two: 5/10 Just an average scene. A couple in a kitchen that get it on. The guy eats her out for a bit before plugging her. The guy spanks her while she rides him. You can see the slap marks on her behind. Scene ends in an anal facial. Scene three: 6/10 Two ugly guys and a hot slutty looking girl. This is a very interesting scene some of the angles are from below a glass table. There are some DPs. And the first time Ive seen a double blowjob. It was totally nasty.
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