Paige Shagwell P.I.: Lust At Sea Review

Reviewed by -lunacy-  on  5/2/2002

What did I think of this DVD? Well, let me break it down for you like this:

Disturbing Themes-
Bad boob jobs and or tattoos and piercing’s.
Facials
Horrible acting, weak scripting (if you’re gonna do it, do it right)
What plot? It’s so hard to follow I had to read the DVD cover to figure out what the story was supposed to be.
Passionless sex and lipstick lesbians
Cock sucking 3 times longer than any clit licking in M/F scenes.
Only 1 penetration shot

Pathetic Extras-

DVD cover lists Star Biographies.
There is one biography (if you wanna call it that) on Paige. It’s one whopping sentence long and tells you nothing ore than she is a stable gal with cute face, nice tits etc..oh and of course you can also see her in...
The cover also lists a Photo Gallery.
Didn’t see one of these. Did they mean the slideshow perhaps?
Chapter Selection-
Well there is a chapter selection option, but it only lists the first 5 scenes and the DVD has 6.
But there’s plenty of advertising-
Here’s our website, and you can call our phone sex line, oh and we also have these DVD’s available. Sorry guys, I think the space could have been better used.

Being that there was no cast list to speak of I cannot really name particular actors and point out their strong and weak points. The one I did recognize was Kendall Jackson and I must say she has some potential. She’s believable and I think very sexy. However the womyn in the 5th scene (Lita Chase??) needs to sue whoever did her breasts. I kid you not when I tell you I gasped when I saw them. They look like over-inflated balloons.

Overall, it was O.K, but certainly not anything I would watch again. It was so passionless and awkward it wasn’t even worth masturbating to. The sound was good, the camera work was O.K, although feet flying up into the shot got tiresome after awhile and I really would have liked to have seen some penetration shots. The acting as I mentioned was less than marginal. My thought on this is that if you know she has no acting ability, please don’t give her lines.

Just my 2 cents,
Luna