Crash of the Titans Review
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Studio: IMD
Category: Gay
Starring: Thor, Rocky, Dave Nelson, Tom Katt, Hans Ebson, Rico Dulce, Giovani Corleone, Vincenzo Titan, Tony Valentino
Released on: 12/14/2001
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 4/11/2002
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Director: Blue Blake Cast: Rico Dulce, Vencenzo Titan, Tony Valentino, Thor, Tom Katt, Rocky, Dave Nelson, Hans Ebson, Giovani Corleone Story: Blue Blake tells the story of the rise and fall of the fabulously wealthy Titan brothers. Scene One The back of the DVD promises one competition level bodybuilder in each scene, and you’ll noticed right away in the first scene that they weren’t exaggerating in the least. Titan brother (Rico Dulce) is huge! We get to watch Rico work out in a jockstrap for a bit before Hans runs over and starts kissing him all over. I don’t know why Hans keeps showing up in so many pornos lately. He doesn’t really do anything for me, though I suppose someone out there must dig him. Too bad Rico is so damn passive in this scene. He gets his dick sucked, his ass licked, then fucks Hans with this look on his face like he’d rather be washing dishes or something. Still, this scene isn’t a total loss. Rico’s big bubble butt looks awesome packed away in that jockstrap! Scene Two Next up, the other Titan brother (Vincenzo Titan) makes out with one of his football buddies (Dave Nelson). Unlike his brother, this Titan isn’t afraid to suck some dick (though he isn’t particularly good at it). The way Vincenzo gets his ass eaten out, you’d think he’d be bottoming for sure in this scene… unfortunately, once the fucking starts, he plays TOP only. (Too bad, he really seemed to like Dave’s tongue up his ass. I bet he would have LOVED to get a nice stiff cock up there!) Still, Vincenzo is a fairly enthusiastic top, and the sex is pretty decent. Scene Three Why oh why would they put the most gorgeous guy in the entire flick in a solo scene? My god, Thor is one hell of a hunk! He even bends over for us, while wearing skimpy little underwear! Yummy! His cock is impressive, but his cumshot is a little weak. Scene Four Lucky party boy Rocky gets double-teamed by both Titan brothers in scene 4. I’ve never seen Rocky in action before, and was impressed by his ability to get both the Titan boys’ big dicks in his mouth at once. However, when it comes to rimming, he’s a complete wuss. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such obvious fake rimming in my entire life. He licks around the asshole, but he never actually makes tongue to ass contact. There are some parts where he’s flicking his tongue around and it’s obvious it’s a good ½ inch away from the browneye! WEAK! Geez, if you’re going to have your face in someone’s ass, you might was well shove your tongue right in there and lick it like a man! The rest of the scene is not bad, with Rocky getting stuffed with cock from both ends. The whole fake rimming thing kinda ruined this one for me, though. Scene Five Ok, this cop just needs to shut up. Tom Katt is sitting here doing his best to slurp down on the cop’s dick, and he’s going on and on about how he’s going to demand more blowjobs during police lineups. Continuously calling Tom his “Fag Bitch” is a real turn off as well. I’m not offended by it, it just sounds really stupid coming from this scrawny guy. Finally we get to see a big bodybuilder bottom, but you can see Tom bottom in any number of films. The cop gives Tom a nice hearty fucking, but unfortunately can’t keep his mouth shut. “Let me get a good grip on these big fat ankles of yours!” Is that supposed to be erotic? Ok, so this scene has some big flaws, but for some reason I still enjoyed it. Tom looks great with that thick layer of fur, and that annoying cop has a great cumshot. Scene Six Hmmm… well at least the final scene has guys in Speedos! Other than that, this scene is rather run-of-the-mill. Giovani Corlesone slurps on Rico’s dick for a while, then hops on and gets fucked cowboy style. Overall it’s not bad, I guess. Audio/Visual Quality The picture looks ok for the most part, but there are some slight “ghosting” problems here and there. The music is decent, but the theme song is embarrassingly bad. Extras There are about 5 minutes of behind the scenes footage, a hardcore gallery, and 3 “descriptions” of other Blue Blake productions. Why couldn’t they include actual trailers instead of just descriptions? Final Word I’ve come to expect a lot from Blue Blake, but unfortunately, Crash of the Titans just doesn’t measure up. The story seems like it was tacked on at the last minute, and was pretty weak. Sure, these bodybuilders have great big muscles, but great big muscles don’t help generate any heat. The lack of passion in this flick is disturbing. That being said, if you’re a sucker for bodybuilders, it probably won’t matter to you that they are all just going through the motions. There’s plenty of bulging pecs to admire, so if that’s all you need, Crash of the Titans is worth checking out. Running Time: 108 minutes Send questions, and comments to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com. |
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