Crash of the Titans Review

Reviewed by Netguy  on  2/19/2002

If you’re into bodybuilders than I’m sure Blue Blakes “Crash of the Titans” won’t dissapoint you. The box cover states that Blue’s fascination with “straight” bodybuilders continues and that each scene contains at least one competition level bodybuilder. This seems to be true as they are all pretty big boys that’s for sure! The film and sound quality are great and the dvd also sports a “bloopers” section in addition to the regular features.

The story unfolds like a spoof of “America’s Most Wanted”, although this time its “Hollywood’s Greatest Villian’s” and narrated by Blue himself. He tells the story of the Titan brothers and there fall into despair.

Highlights include Rico Dulce, as one of the Titan brothers, and an eager Hans Ebson. It’s hot watching the young, Euro looking Hans work over musclebound Rico. Rico fucks Hans tight ass and there are some great penetration shots.

In between scenes Blue tells the story of the Titan boys and how their weakness was boys and what leads to their downfall.

Vincenzo Titan, yes, its his real name, and Dave Nelson pair off after playing a bit of catch with a football. Plenty of sucking and a bit of 69 action. Dave works Vincenzo’s ass over with his tongue and then while Dave is getting fucked he shoots a load that reaches his neck! It’s quite hot. Afterwards Vincenzo cums on Dave’s leg.

Blue tells us not only were the Titan men and their toys attractive but even the guys that work for them were. Thus we find Thor in a solo moment who is washing the Titan’s cars. He’s a huge, blonde muscleman that strokes his cock for the camera and works himself up into a frenzy before shooting his wad on the driveway.

It continues with the Titan brothers picking up notorious party boy Rocky. They both sit on the couch and play with themselves while Rocky is on the floor taunting his ass at them. The brothers stand and Rocky sucks both of them. Rico fucks Rocky while Vincenzo his mouth with his raging hard on. Rocky shoots his wad and the two brothers stand over him and spray him with cum. In all their partying Rocky come to find out has overdosed and the two brothers dispose of the body. Little did they know that someone had caught them on tape and was going to the police with it.

Which brings us to the always popular Tom Katt. Tom arrives at the police station and there he is greeted by Tony Valentino. In return for the tape Tony wants some favors. And does he get some! Tony says quite a bit of corny, dirty talk to Tom and he makes Tom suck his cock. Tony also fucks Tom’s ass like there’s no tomorrow! He pounds away in a fit of fury. When he’s done he does shoot a pretty nice load all over Tom’s big, hairy chest.

The story ends when instead of being caught the one Titan brother commits suicide we’re told and the other one has left the country. So in the final scene we see Rico somewhere in the tropics and his servant Giovanni Corleone is sucking his throbbing cock and then has his ass fucked. Giovanni also sits on it and rides it up and down. They both get off and shoot their wads respectively.

A really well done production with some great suck and fuck action and a halfway decent story. Fans of bodybuilders will really enjoy this one! Big muscles, big cocks, and tight asses!