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Shrink Wrapped Review

Metro

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Reviewed by Porn_Guru  on  5/4/2002
Cast:

Alexa Ray, Cheyenne Silver, Charlie, Mattie Le'Mae, Chocolate, Dee, Bridgette Kerkove, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone, Brandon Iron, Chris Cannon, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis & Ron Jeremy

My thoughts on the movie:

This was decent movie...OTHER than the dumb ass circus music. The sex , for the most part was good and fun, except for the last 2 scenes, but you will hear more on this in the scene breakdown. The FREAKIN MUSIC SUCKED!!! I mean only like 2 times can u hear ANY sex, and is VERY VERY muffeled due to the music, and with it being CARNIVAL TYPE MUSIC, it makes it three times as bad....

Scene Breakdown:

Scene 1: James and Charlie Angel play together in this scene. This scene was coo, nothing out of the ordinary here, but what makes the scene one of the better ones is how Charlie talks to you as she works James over.

Scene 2: In this Scene Cheyenne and Herscel hook up. Im a fan of Herschel, and I liked this scene alot, now I like Cheyenne when she DONT TALK (I just dont like the chicks voice)....but I did ultimatly LIKE this scene. Very good scene, my second favorite.

Scene 3: In this one, Blair and Even bang. The set up to this one is ODD as all hell...BUT the sex is decent, and BOTH seem to be into the scene quite a bit.

Scene 4: In this scene Alexa takes on both Chris and Brandon. This scne is GREAT, one of the BEST I have seen Alexa do. Good sex, all three looked to have fun, and a little good chemistry thrown in, if ya see this scene you'll see it ;)

Scene 5: Here is where Bridgette and Tina start having fun but 'ol Ron pops in..LOL. This is one of the scenes i was NOT fond of, I like Ron and the 2 girls were OK, but NONE of them seemed to have ANYY fun what-so-ever. Ron had to HOLD his dick to stick it it, Tina seemed to be asleep at points, and Brigette kept lookin off into the distance and at the camera man, when she wasnt.

P.S.: This is PRE-Implant Bridgette, I think her tits look ALOT better here, since the Implants they look all messed up.

Scene 6A: This scene has chocolate and Brian Surewood working together, but also has the 6B scene goin on at the same time. Ill post my WHOLE scene complaints here, and just post the sex complaints for the B scene below. This was a decent scene, heh the Devil get-up was cool, and Brian fit the bill. Altho nothing great or new in the scene, was a coo scene to watch and have in the movie. However, the music here FREAKIN SUCKED! and was killin me!!!!!, I actually had to MUTE the fakkin TV, the music, the screams, and the Devil laughing was enough to mek me wanna kill myself....

Scene 6B: This scene wasnt bad but again was over shadowed a bit by the FREAKIN HORRID MUSIC AND LAUGHING!!!!!!!! Anyway, Mattie Le'Mae, Dee, and Mark Davis hook up here. Sex was coo, and Mark's "Devil Pimp" get up was a nice touch, and the setting was a good layout



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