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Up 'n Coming
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/13/2000 by Draken
Starring: Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, Lisa De Leeuw, Richard Pacheco, Cody Nicole, Lili Marlene, Brandy, Tina Marie, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Steve Douglas, John Lazar, Clay Tanning, Ferris Weal, Donna Capris, Monique Gabrielle, Winston Cleet, Margaret Raines
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case notes this is a classic porn release, and briefly describes the plot. Most of the space on the back is used to list the extras included on the disc, and what a list it is, right down to the Dolby 5.1 sound. I don't have a Dolby 5.1 setup, so I can't comment on this. Too bad the case tells one how to find the bonus photos, half of the fun would have been searching around the various menus looking for the hidden tag. The Main Event This is a golden classis from the early days of Porn. It was produced in the early 1980's and stars the one and only Marilyn Chambers. She brings her own energy to any movie she stars in, which is just as hot now as it was the day she shot it. This movie is no exception. There are eight scenes total, with Marilyn appearing in a majority of those. Many of the scenes show actions we take for granted today, but were virtually unheard of back then.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/13/2000 by Draken
Starring: Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, Lisa De Leeuw, Richard Pacheco, Cody Nicole, Lili Marlene, Brandy, Tina Marie, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Steve Douglas, John Lazar, Clay Tanning, Ferris Weal, Donna Capris, Monique Gabrielle, Winston Cleet, Margaret Raines
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case notes this is a classic porn release, and briefly describes the plot. Most of the space on the back is used to list the extras included on the disc, and what a list it is, right down to the Dolby 5.1 sound. I don't have a Dolby 5.1 setup, so I can't comment on this. Too bad the case tells one how to find the bonus photos, half of the fun would have been searching around the various menus looking for the hidden tag. The Main Event This is a golden classis from the early days of Porn. It was produced in the early 1980's and stars the one and only Marilyn Chambers. She brings her own energy to any movie she stars in, which is just as hot now as it was the day she shot it. This movie is no exception. There are eight scenes total, with Marilyn appearing in a majority of those. Many of the scenes show actions we take for granted today, but were virtually unheard of back then.
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Booty Talk 8
Release date: 8/31/2000
Reviewed on: 9/13/2000 by Ritch
Starring: Obsession, Diana, Shawna, Mocha, Mariah, Pebbles
Studio: West Coast Productions
Review brief: BOOTY TALK 8: Banging Dat Azz CAST Female: - Obsession, Mariah, Mocha, Pebbles, Shawna, Hawaiian Baby, Leiani Male: - Mr Marcus, Jake Steed, Tony Eveready, Ron Gold, Wesley Pipes, Jack Napier INFO Length: - 138 minutes Video Quality: - Very good Audio Quality: - Very good Music: - Good pounding rap soundtrack by Madball Tony EXTRAS Interactive menu Chapter index Photo gallery (30 pictures) Trailers (Booty Talk 2, Booty Talk 4, Booty Talk 5) Obsession interview OTHER INFO Studio: - West Coast Productions Director: - Spunky Booty Talk web site: - www.bootytalk.com THEMES AND SEX Gonzo, Black sex, anal sex, big asses, bubble butts, athletic babes, blowjobs, facial cumshots, striptease GIRL DESCRIPTIONS (In order of attractiveness) Obsession (BJ, Vaginal, Anal, Tit cumshot): - Very attractive face, athletic body and nice shapely ass. Pebbles (BJ, Vaginal, Anal, Facial): - Cute face with rounded figure and a huge gorgeous ass. Leiani (BJ, Vaginal, Anal, facial): - Athletic body, nice bubble butt. Hawaiian Baby (BJ, Vaginal, Facial): - Athletic body wit
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Release date: 8/31/2000
Reviewed on: 9/13/2000 by Ritch
Starring: Obsession, Diana, Shawna, Mocha, Mariah, Pebbles
Studio: West Coast Productions
Review brief: BOOTY TALK 8: Banging Dat Azz CAST Female: - Obsession, Mariah, Mocha, Pebbles, Shawna, Hawaiian Baby, Leiani Male: - Mr Marcus, Jake Steed, Tony Eveready, Ron Gold, Wesley Pipes, Jack Napier INFO Length: - 138 minutes Video Quality: - Very good Audio Quality: - Very good Music: - Good pounding rap soundtrack by Madball Tony EXTRAS Interactive menu Chapter index Photo gallery (30 pictures) Trailers (Booty Talk 2, Booty Talk 4, Booty Talk 5) Obsession interview OTHER INFO Studio: - West Coast Productions Director: - Spunky Booty Talk web site: - www.bootytalk.com THEMES AND SEX Gonzo, Black sex, anal sex, big asses, bubble butts, athletic babes, blowjobs, facial cumshots, striptease GIRL DESCRIPTIONS (In order of attractiveness) Obsession (BJ, Vaginal, Anal, Tit cumshot): - Very attractive face, athletic body and nice shapely ass. Pebbles (BJ, Vaginal, Anal, Facial): - Cute face with rounded figure and a huge gorgeous ass. Leiani (BJ, Vaginal, Anal, facial): - Athletic body, nice bubble butt. Hawaiian Baby (BJ, Vaginal, Facial): - Athletic body wit
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Up and Cummers 68
Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/12/2000 by Diville
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Randy West, Mary Jane, Vanessa, Julian St. Jox, Bunny Luv, Amy Atakani, Amythiest
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Bunny Luv, Jessica Darlin, Allysin Chaynes, Vanessa, Mary Jane, Amythiest, Amy Atakani, Randy West, Julian St. Jox, D.J.X. Directed By: Randy West Up & Cummers, as a series, is pretty much a mixed bag and volume 68 serves as a good example of what it does well and what it doesn't do so well. I've always liked the "first time on camera" conceit of pro-am features. At the very least, they save us from typical scripted porn posturing and show us something we haven't seen before. That's pretty much the foundation Randy West's long running series was built on. This is presented well with a relatively clear picture and very sharp sound. But there's a downside to all this. Honest and sincere fucking doesn't always translate into good fucking. Let me explain. Volume 68 is broken into four segments. Of the four, only two are worth the price of admission. The first segment, for instance, is easily the best.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/12/2000 by Diville
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Randy West, Mary Jane, Vanessa, Julian St. Jox, Bunny Luv, Amy Atakani, Amythiest
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Bunny Luv, Jessica Darlin, Allysin Chaynes, Vanessa, Mary Jane, Amythiest, Amy Atakani, Randy West, Julian St. Jox, D.J.X. Directed By: Randy West Up & Cummers, as a series, is pretty much a mixed bag and volume 68 serves as a good example of what it does well and what it doesn't do so well. I've always liked the "first time on camera" conceit of pro-am features. At the very least, they save us from typical scripted porn posturing and show us something we haven't seen before. That's pretty much the foundation Randy West's long running series was built on. This is presented well with a relatively clear picture and very sharp sound. But there's a downside to all this. Honest and sincere fucking doesn't always translate into good fucking. Let me explain. Volume 68 is broken into four segments. Of the four, only two are worth the price of admission. The first segment, for instance, is easily the best.
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Sean Michaels Rocks That Ass 5
Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 9/12/2000 by Ritch
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Guy DiSilva, Lee, Bronze, Alana, Anastasia Romanov, Gina Vice, Ms. Kitty, Veronica Caine
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: This is the only film of the Rocks That Ass series I have seen so far and I found the content impressive, with Sean Michaels involved you know that the product is usually going to be of high quality. One issue I would like to mention before continuing is the dvd framerate, I did notice some very noticeable slowdown in performance every now and again. This doesnt make the dvd hard to watch, but it doesnt help viewing pleasure either. Fortunately this problem has no baring on the quality of porn contained on this dvd, as I explain below.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 9/12/2000 by Ritch
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Guy DiSilva, Lee, Bronze, Alana, Anastasia Romanov, Gina Vice, Ms. Kitty, Veronica Caine
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: This is the only film of the Rocks That Ass series I have seen so far and I found the content impressive, with Sean Michaels involved you know that the product is usually going to be of high quality. One issue I would like to mention before continuing is the dvd framerate, I did notice some very noticeable slowdown in performance every now and again. This doesnt make the dvd hard to watch, but it doesnt help viewing pleasure either. Fortunately this problem has no baring on the quality of porn contained on this dvd, as I explain below.
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Fire And Ice (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 7/14/2000
Reviewed on: 9/12/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Charlie, Tera Patrick, Keri Windsor, Vivian Valentine, Alexa Rae, jessica drake, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Keri Windsor, Tara Patrick, Alexa Rae, Vivian Valentine, Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Charlie, Evan Stone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, and Brandon Iron Extras: Bios, Photo Gallery, Future Release, 'Hot Shot' link to the climax on each scene, and a 13 minute Behind the Scenes with Sydnee, Evan, and Keri. I really enjoyed the Behind the Scenes. It gave a nice feel to the cast as real people rather than people that you just enjoy watching having sex. Audio Quality: Dolby Surround. I suppose it stands to reason that if a company goes as far as to have Dolby Surround sound, they're going to pay attention to it so that it's good. As always, there are a couple small problems, but nothing that interfered with my enjoyment of the film. One scene showed some obvious dubbing. Video Quality: Above average. Most of the film is very clear, however there are a couple spots that are a little grainy but that's it. Music: Composed by Saint.
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Release date: 7/14/2000
Reviewed on: 9/12/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Charlie, Tera Patrick, Keri Windsor, Vivian Valentine, Alexa Rae, jessica drake, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Keri Windsor, Tara Patrick, Alexa Rae, Vivian Valentine, Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Charlie, Evan Stone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, and Brandon Iron Extras: Bios, Photo Gallery, Future Release, 'Hot Shot' link to the climax on each scene, and a 13 minute Behind the Scenes with Sydnee, Evan, and Keri. I really enjoyed the Behind the Scenes. It gave a nice feel to the cast as real people rather than people that you just enjoy watching having sex. Audio Quality: Dolby Surround. I suppose it stands to reason that if a company goes as far as to have Dolby Surround sound, they're going to pay attention to it so that it's good. As always, there are a couple small problems, but nothing that interfered with my enjoyment of the film. One scene showed some obvious dubbing. Video Quality: Above average. Most of the film is very clear, however there are a couple spots that are a little grainy but that's it. Music: Composed by Saint.
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Co-Ed Cocksuckers (Zane)
Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 9/11/2000 by Charlie
Studio: Zane
Review brief: Film length: 195mins DVD features: Each of the 34 scenes are chapter stopped at the start of each scene and just before the cumshots. My player had a few problems with the chapter stops on this disc. Sometimes it would miss out the second chapters of a scene and jump to the start of the next scene. This disc consists of two films, Co-ed Cocksuckers #4 & 5. The packaging makes no mention of this but it is printed on the DVD graphics.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 9/11/2000 by Charlie
Studio: Zane
Review brief: Film length: 195mins DVD features: Each of the 34 scenes are chapter stopped at the start of each scene and just before the cumshots. My player had a few problems with the chapter stops on this disc. Sometimes it would miss out the second chapters of a scene and jump to the start of the next scene. This disc consists of two films, Co-ed Cocksuckers #4 & 5. The packaging makes no mention of this but it is printed on the DVD graphics.
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Shane's World 19: Tropical Paradise
Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 9/11/2000 by Kate
Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyenne Silver, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Charmane Star, Vivian Valentine, Sterling
Studio: Odyssey
Review brief: My favorite DVD extra has always been candid footage: interviews, behind the scenes, bloopers, anything to put the filming in context, in context of real people. Shanes World from start to finish is just that. Its more real than Real World (though using many of the same techniques) and far more intimate. If you care at all to get to know the people who are screwing their brains out for your viewing pleasure then jump into Shanes World. Shanes World 19 is my first adventure with Shane so I cant compare it to previous excursions. Cast obviously makes the movie I doubt anyone would care about the personal lives of people who annoy them. 19 has an enjoyable cast, a nice mix of pretty faces, lean bodies, and personalities with depth.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 9/11/2000 by Kate
Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyenne Silver, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Charmane Star, Vivian Valentine, Sterling
Studio: Odyssey
Review brief: My favorite DVD extra has always been candid footage: interviews, behind the scenes, bloopers, anything to put the filming in context, in context of real people. Shanes World from start to finish is just that. Its more real than Real World (though using many of the same techniques) and far more intimate. If you care at all to get to know the people who are screwing their brains out for your viewing pleasure then jump into Shanes World. Shanes World 19 is my first adventure with Shane so I cant compare it to previous excursions. Cast obviously makes the movie I doubt anyone would care about the personal lives of people who annoy them. 19 has an enjoyable cast, a nice mix of pretty faces, lean bodies, and personalities with depth.
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Sean Michaels Rocks That Ass 4
Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Devient
Starring: Sean Michaels, Felecia, Mark Davis, Danielle Rogers, Sierra, Violet Love, Bronze, Daneille Rogers, Lauryl Canyon
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Rock That Ass # 4 - DVD Reviewed by: Devient on 9/9/00 Sean Michael is one of those porn stars that I never do get bored watching. Why? First thing is Sean does knows how to treat the women. He always eats the girls out probably cause he likes doing it, or that how it seems. Also his long E.T. fingers he can do some serious one finger probing as he down there. Secondly we all probably know that he does have this 11' inch anaconda that seems to glide into these women like butter. Wow! I still can't get over how he can put his long member in these girls asses and they enjoy it so much, truly amazing. CHAPTER 1: SIERRA black chick with a tight body and big mams: Sean and his partner in crime Mark Davis are sneaking around a Med Lab until they get caught by Sierra. Next thing we see is Sean & Mark are tied up and captive by one girl, LOL (wow she must have skills). Sierra then begins to taunt them by showing them her huge tits, and rubbing up against them.
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Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Devient
Starring: Sean Michaels, Felecia, Mark Davis, Danielle Rogers, Sierra, Violet Love, Bronze, Daneille Rogers, Lauryl Canyon
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Rock That Ass # 4 - DVD Reviewed by: Devient on 9/9/00 Sean Michael is one of those porn stars that I never do get bored watching. Why? First thing is Sean does knows how to treat the women. He always eats the girls out probably cause he likes doing it, or that how it seems. Also his long E.T. fingers he can do some serious one finger probing as he down there. Secondly we all probably know that he does have this 11' inch anaconda that seems to glide into these women like butter. Wow! I still can't get over how he can put his long member in these girls asses and they enjoy it so much, truly amazing. CHAPTER 1: SIERRA black chick with a tight body and big mams: Sean and his partner in crime Mark Davis are sneaking around a Med Lab until they get caught by Sierra. Next thing we see is Sean & Mark are tied up and captive by one girl, LOL (wow she must have skills). Sierra then begins to taunt them by showing them her huge tits, and rubbing up against them.
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North Pole 8
Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Diville
Starring: Peter North, Chris Cannon, Silvia, Erik Everhard, Jewel De'Nyle, Chris Charming, Jade Marcela, Harmony Grant, Aspen Brock, Rob Scott, Veronica Caine
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: North Pole #8 Directed by Peter North Starring: Sylvia, Jewel De'Nyle, Barrett Moore, Aspen Brock, Harmony Grant, Jade Marcella, Peter North, Eric Everhard, Rob Scott, Chris Cannon, Chris Charming. This is Peter North's eighth entry in his North Pole series, which does a pretty good job of straddling the fence between hardcore gonzo and couples oriented vignettes. Instead of grubby guys trying to prove to the camera how "hardcore" they really are, Peter instead opts for well appointed locations, very pretty girls, and shots that steer away from strictly gynecological close ups. At the same time, however, you still get facials, anal, strap ons, and all the other things that make a hardcore video hardcore. There is some above average sex on this disc, but you won't find much in the way of extras. There are a handful of trailers for other titles which are well put together, but that's about it. Everything is professionally constructed, on the other hand. The picture is sharp, the sound is clear, and the menus work.
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Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Diville
Starring: Peter North, Chris Cannon, Silvia, Erik Everhard, Jewel De'Nyle, Chris Charming, Jade Marcela, Harmony Grant, Aspen Brock, Rob Scott, Veronica Caine
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: North Pole #8 Directed by Peter North Starring: Sylvia, Jewel De'Nyle, Barrett Moore, Aspen Brock, Harmony Grant, Jade Marcella, Peter North, Eric Everhard, Rob Scott, Chris Cannon, Chris Charming. This is Peter North's eighth entry in his North Pole series, which does a pretty good job of straddling the fence between hardcore gonzo and couples oriented vignettes. Instead of grubby guys trying to prove to the camera how "hardcore" they really are, Peter instead opts for well appointed locations, very pretty girls, and shots that steer away from strictly gynecological close ups. At the same time, however, you still get facials, anal, strap ons, and all the other things that make a hardcore video hardcore. There is some above average sex on this disc, but you won't find much in the way of extras. There are a handful of trailers for other titles which are well put together, but that's about it. Everything is professionally constructed, on the other hand. The picture is sharp, the sound is clear, and the menus work.
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Babes Illustrated 1
Release date: 5/16/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Draken
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Kim Chambers, Vixxen, Lynn Lemay, Linda Licks
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Harold Lime
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie shows some women in bikinis and summarizes the plot saying it is about a bikini contest. It goes on to say how the girls will use all of their weapons to sway the judges. None of the photos are explicit, so one doesn't know what type of action to expect. The Main Event This movie has a totally female cast, just right when you are wanting some female/female action. These women get down to business, in one scene using a chair for an interesting position. A strap-on dildo gets quite a workout in the opening scene. The artful way she used the strap- on made me wonder if she didn't have a bit of penis envy. She handled it about as good as any of the guys in a porno movie. Of couse, in a chick only flick, there's going to be a lot of fingering. Not just one finger, or even two, but eight of them at once in one scene, wow! This was followed up by some tit on clit action, something I haven't seen before. This led into some toe in twat action, also quite unexpected and strangely erotic.
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Release date: 5/16/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Draken
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Kim Chambers, Vixxen, Lynn Lemay, Linda Licks
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Harold Lime
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie shows some women in bikinis and summarizes the plot saying it is about a bikini contest. It goes on to say how the girls will use all of their weapons to sway the judges. None of the photos are explicit, so one doesn't know what type of action to expect. The Main Event This movie has a totally female cast, just right when you are wanting some female/female action. These women get down to business, in one scene using a chair for an interesting position. A strap-on dildo gets quite a workout in the opening scene. The artful way she used the strap- on made me wonder if she didn't have a bit of penis envy. She handled it about as good as any of the guys in a porno movie. Of couse, in a chick only flick, there's going to be a lot of fingering. Not just one finger, or even two, but eight of them at once in one scene, wow! This was followed up by some tit on clit action, something I haven't seen before. This led into some toe in twat action, also quite unexpected and strangely erotic.
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Finally Legal 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Draken
Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Vanity, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Mc Kayla, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie doesn't give away too much. There are a few photos on the back that show some of the hardcore action, including a three-way. It mentions the women who star in it, but otherwise, that is about it. The Main Event As one might expect, this is a montage of scenes, without any type of plotline to hook them all together. For the most part, the women look young, and inexperienced. Take for example the first scene. The girl tries to deep throat the guy, but looks like she is either in pain or very uncomfortable. More experienced women know how to make this look enjoyable, even if it isn't. Overall there are six scenes in this feature, including the three-way shown on the case. Most of the scenes are in excess of 18 minutes, good lenghty action. I was surprised by the lack of money shots in some of these scenes. In the first scene, the guy comes inside of the girl then withdrawls.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Draken
Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Vanity, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Mc Kayla, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie doesn't give away too much. There are a few photos on the back that show some of the hardcore action, including a three-way. It mentions the women who star in it, but otherwise, that is about it. The Main Event As one might expect, this is a montage of scenes, without any type of plotline to hook them all together. For the most part, the women look young, and inexperienced. Take for example the first scene. The girl tries to deep throat the guy, but looks like she is either in pain or very uncomfortable. More experienced women know how to make this look enjoyable, even if it isn't. Overall there are six scenes in this feature, including the three-way shown on the case. Most of the scenes are in excess of 18 minutes, good lenghty action. I was surprised by the lack of money shots in some of these scenes. In the first scene, the guy comes inside of the girl then withdrawls.
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Freaks & Geeks
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Morrigan
Starring: Tom Chapman, Candy Apples, Brunno, Anaconda, Burger, Jonah
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Morrigan
Starring: Tom Chapman, Candy Apples, Brunno, Anaconda, Burger, Jonah
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.
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Nineteen College Girls Video Magazine 25 (Digital Sin)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Roy L. Shaft, Kurious, Selena Del Ray, Jeremy Irons, Julie West, Tanya French, Herschel Savage
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Don Marque
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Director: Don Marque Cast: Kurious, Vivian Valentine, Selena Del Ray, Julie West, Herschel Savage, Roy L. Shaft, and Jeremy Irons Extras: Trailers and Photo Gallery Audio Quality: Average. Some parts are pretty good, others show signs of echoing. Video Quality: Excellent. One of the clearest pictures I've seen in adult films. Music: Pretty average. There are a few spots where it doesn't seem to really fit, but overall it isn't too bad. It also balances fairly well in most of the movie. Initial Expectations: Nineteen College Girls #28 was a lot better than what I would have expected it to be, so I was expecting another really fun porno with really good looking young girls and not much plot. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: Perhaps my expectations were raised too high for 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 25' after watching 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 28' a few weeks ago. Like the rest of the series, 'Nineteen College Girls Vol.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Roy L. Shaft, Kurious, Selena Del Ray, Jeremy Irons, Julie West, Tanya French, Herschel Savage
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Don Marque
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Director: Don Marque Cast: Kurious, Vivian Valentine, Selena Del Ray, Julie West, Herschel Savage, Roy L. Shaft, and Jeremy Irons Extras: Trailers and Photo Gallery Audio Quality: Average. Some parts are pretty good, others show signs of echoing. Video Quality: Excellent. One of the clearest pictures I've seen in adult films. Music: Pretty average. There are a few spots where it doesn't seem to really fit, but overall it isn't too bad. It also balances fairly well in most of the movie. Initial Expectations: Nineteen College Girls #28 was a lot better than what I would have expected it to be, so I was expecting another really fun porno with really good looking young girls and not much plot. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: Perhaps my expectations were raised too high for 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 25' after watching 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 28' a few weeks ago. Like the rest of the series, 'Nineteen College Girls Vol.
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Cum Cocktail
Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Charlie
Studio: Video Team
Review brief: Film length: 77mins DVD features: This disc is very basic and does not have any chapter stops. Extras are limited to a slide show with 11 screen shots and adverts for an internet sex site. AV Quality: Thankfully this German sourced film has its original soundtrack and no English is spoken at any time. No attempt has been made to give it a kung-fu film dub job. There is no music at all to detract from the action. The picture quality is not bad for a cheap production, I would say better than VHS. Review: There is a lack of European sourced material on DVD available in the US at the moment so when this title appeared I thought I would check it out. The film is by Puaka Vision of Germany and distributed by Video Team. With a title like 'Cum Cocktail' and looking at the front cover you will probably think, as I did this film features girls drinking cum from glasses. Well you will be disappointed, there are no cum cocktails served in this film and there is not a lot of cum swallowing either.
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Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Charlie
Studio: Video Team
Review brief: Film length: 77mins DVD features: This disc is very basic and does not have any chapter stops. Extras are limited to a slide show with 11 screen shots and adverts for an internet sex site. AV Quality: Thankfully this German sourced film has its original soundtrack and no English is spoken at any time. No attempt has been made to give it a kung-fu film dub job. There is no music at all to detract from the action. The picture quality is not bad for a cheap production, I would say better than VHS. Review: There is a lack of European sourced material on DVD available in the US at the moment so when this title appeared I thought I would check it out. The film is by Puaka Vision of Germany and distributed by Video Team. With a title like 'Cum Cocktail' and looking at the front cover you will probably think, as I did this film features girls drinking cum from glasses. Well you will be disappointed, there are no cum cocktails served in this film and there is not a lot of cum swallowing either.
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Thrust (Ultimate)
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Johnni Black, Timber, Shawn Ricks, Jon Decker
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Who can resist Stacy Valentine? Blonde, dangerously curvy, fresh-faced and cute as hell, this babe is a wet dream (and well-fed) Barbie doll come to life, which is not unusual in porn, but Stacy definitely has a charm which will work on even the most ardent brunette fans (such as myself). Although when it comes to fair-haired girls, women like Ginger Lynn, Juli Ashton and Shayla LaVeux float my boat moreso than the common bleached blonde sex dolls, but Ms. Valentine is simply irresistable to me. She gives blowjobs with a rhythmic, sensuous passion and looks just plain sexy while getting fucked. Well, as it turns out, she is really the only redeeming feature in Adam & Eve's THRUST, yet another strictly plain vanilla, straightforward porn movie shot several years ago, which is only average at best. The plot (more like a theme, actually) involves sex within a military setting, so you get lines like "Drop your bombs all over my face..." which will have you rolling your eyes instead of indulging in other physical activities.
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Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Johnni Black, Timber, Shawn Ricks, Jon Decker
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Who can resist Stacy Valentine? Blonde, dangerously curvy, fresh-faced and cute as hell, this babe is a wet dream (and well-fed) Barbie doll come to life, which is not unusual in porn, but Stacy definitely has a charm which will work on even the most ardent brunette fans (such as myself). Although when it comes to fair-haired girls, women like Ginger Lynn, Juli Ashton and Shayla LaVeux float my boat moreso than the common bleached blonde sex dolls, but Ms. Valentine is simply irresistable to me. She gives blowjobs with a rhythmic, sensuous passion and looks just plain sexy while getting fucked. Well, as it turns out, she is really the only redeeming feature in Adam & Eve's THRUST, yet another strictly plain vanilla, straightforward porn movie shot several years ago, which is only average at best. The plot (more like a theme, actually) involves sex within a military setting, so you get lines like "Drop your bombs all over my face..." which will have you rolling your eyes instead of indulging in other physical activities.
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Sexy Nurses 2 (Metro)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland, Randy West, Kristina West, Celeste, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Trinity Lane
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland, Randy West, Kristina West, Celeste, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Trinity Lane
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying.
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Wildflower
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/6/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Nick East, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Devin Wolf, Peris Bleau, Tylene, Mickey Taylor, Bo Dean
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 97 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Devon Wolf, Jill Kelly, Stacy Valentine, Paris Bleu, Nick East, T. J. Heart, Julie Meadows, Mickey Taylor, Bo Dean, Tylene, Chris Cannon, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, Previews, and Slide Show Audio Quality: Dolby Surround, so it's pretty good. There's a moment or two when you hear some background noise, but overall it's very good. Video Quality: Average. The picture is pretty good for most of it, but there's a couple spots where the picture gets really grainy. Music: Light classical for a lot of it. The music blends extremely well with most of the movie so that it isn't even really noticeable. The places when I thought to pay attention to the music it fit perfectly. Initial Expectations: I've heard that this is a great couples film. I think that Asia is one of the best adult actresses out there right now, but Adam & Eve hasn't had many high quality DVDs out there.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/6/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Nick East, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Devin Wolf, Peris Bleau, Tylene, Mickey Taylor, Bo Dean
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 97 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Devon Wolf, Jill Kelly, Stacy Valentine, Paris Bleu, Nick East, T. J. Heart, Julie Meadows, Mickey Taylor, Bo Dean, Tylene, Chris Cannon, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, Previews, and Slide Show Audio Quality: Dolby Surround, so it's pretty good. There's a moment or two when you hear some background noise, but overall it's very good. Video Quality: Average. The picture is pretty good for most of it, but there's a couple spots where the picture gets really grainy. Music: Light classical for a lot of it. The music blends extremely well with most of the movie so that it isn't even really noticeable. The places when I thought to pay attention to the music it fit perfectly. Initial Expectations: I've heard that this is a great couples film. I think that Asia is one of the best adult actresses out there right now, but Adam & Eve hasn't had many high quality DVDs out there.
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Glory Holes of L.A.
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by ken
Starring: Peter Wilder, Paul Morgan, Paul Carrigan, Steve Pierce, Doug Jeffries, Justin Woods, Brad Davis [I], Matt Bradshaw, Keith Hanson, Sean Martinez
Studio: Oh Man
Directed by: Bianco Piagi
Review brief: The cast: Matt Bradshaw, Steve Peirce, Brad Davis, Peter Wilder, Paul Morgan, Paul Carrigan, Justin Woods, Doug Jeffery, Sean Martinez and Keith Hanson. As a sister sequel of Glory Holes of San Francisco, this one is a lot disappointing. If you expect the holes in LA as glorious as in San Francisco, think again. In general, this sequel lacks the intense sexual energy as you feel in the prequel. The cast is weaker. You have to admit that Marcus Iron and Blake Harper are both shining stars in the GHSF. However, Matt Bradshaw and Steve Pierce is certainly not even a close match in GHLA. Neither is anyone in this movie that can lift you up to a higher level. The music is also annoyingly incompatible in the background. That said, nevertheless for people who are really into glory holes, this may still be a movie to fulfill their fantasy. First Scene: Steve went into a sex club. There is this area surround by walls of glory holes. He started immediately sucking on the cocks that sprout out of those holes.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by ken
Starring: Peter Wilder, Paul Morgan, Paul Carrigan, Steve Pierce, Doug Jeffries, Justin Woods, Brad Davis [I], Matt Bradshaw, Keith Hanson, Sean Martinez
Studio: Oh Man
Directed by: Bianco Piagi
Review brief: The cast: Matt Bradshaw, Steve Peirce, Brad Davis, Peter Wilder, Paul Morgan, Paul Carrigan, Justin Woods, Doug Jeffery, Sean Martinez and Keith Hanson. As a sister sequel of Glory Holes of San Francisco, this one is a lot disappointing. If you expect the holes in LA as glorious as in San Francisco, think again. In general, this sequel lacks the intense sexual energy as you feel in the prequel. The cast is weaker. You have to admit that Marcus Iron and Blake Harper are both shining stars in the GHSF. However, Matt Bradshaw and Steve Pierce is certainly not even a close match in GHLA. Neither is anyone in this movie that can lift you up to a higher level. The music is also annoyingly incompatible in the background. That said, nevertheless for people who are really into glory holes, this may still be a movie to fulfill their fantasy. First Scene: Steve went into a sex club. There is this area surround by walls of glory holes. He started immediately sucking on the cocks that sprout out of those holes.
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Habits Of The Heart
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Aja, John Decker, Billy Glide, Peter North, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Raylene, J.R. Carrington
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: HABITS OF THE HEART is a straightforward, five scene, no frills porn video which is absolutely average in terms of both content and value. Porn superstar STACY VALENTINE, popularly known from her acclaimed interactive disc from VCA called CHASING STACY, appears in three of the sex scenes on the disc, and is prominently displayed on the cover jacket. Obviously, this video is meant to appeal to her hardcore fans, allowing them to view some "older" [as in age of the videos, where she is obviously younger] Stacy appearances before she became a VCA contract girl. The one really big advantage to getting DVDs of her earlier work is that there are usually no condoms intruding in on the action, and sometimes, a healthy oral/facial is always a possibility. Although I enjoy watching the very curvy, blonde, blue-eyed Stacy in action, I was far more interested in seeing gorgeous Raylene and the legendary Aja in action.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Aja, John Decker, Billy Glide, Peter North, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Raylene, J.R. Carrington
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: HABITS OF THE HEART is a straightforward, five scene, no frills porn video which is absolutely average in terms of both content and value. Porn superstar STACY VALENTINE, popularly known from her acclaimed interactive disc from VCA called CHASING STACY, appears in three of the sex scenes on the disc, and is prominently displayed on the cover jacket. Obviously, this video is meant to appeal to her hardcore fans, allowing them to view some "older" [as in age of the videos, where she is obviously younger] Stacy appearances before she became a VCA contract girl. The one really big advantage to getting DVDs of her earlier work is that there are usually no condoms intruding in on the action, and sometimes, a healthy oral/facial is always a possibility. Although I enjoy watching the very curvy, blonde, blue-eyed Stacy in action, I was far more interested in seeing gorgeous Raylene and the legendary Aja in action.
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Heart & Soul
Release date: 6/29/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Missy, Alex Sanders, Johnni Black, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Jacklyn Lick, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Mickey G.
Review brief: Running Time: 1:19 Director: Missy Cast: Missy, Ruby, Jacklyn Lick, Nici Sterling, Stephanie Swift, Johnny Black, Alexandra Silk, Jill Kelly, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, John Decker, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and commentary by Missy and Mickey G. The audio bios are some of the best I've seen and cover the entire cast. Audio Quality: During the sex scenes, the audio is great. During the lead ins, however, Missy's voice is so soft and quiet that I could barely understand anything she said. Video Quality: With the exception of the first scene, the picture is very clear with little sign of any pixelation. The first scene has several sequences that look like they were recorded on a poor digital camcorder. The pixelation is awful! The quality reminded me of still pictures taken with a bad digital camera. Music: Very good. It matched the many moods of the various scenes. Initial Expectations: Item #1 - Wicked has some of the highest quality DVDs out there.
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Release date: 6/29/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Missy, Alex Sanders, Johnni Black, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Jacklyn Lick, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Mickey G.
Review brief: Running Time: 1:19 Director: Missy Cast: Missy, Ruby, Jacklyn Lick, Nici Sterling, Stephanie Swift, Johnny Black, Alexandra Silk, Jill Kelly, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, John Decker, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and commentary by Missy and Mickey G. The audio bios are some of the best I've seen and cover the entire cast. Audio Quality: During the sex scenes, the audio is great. During the lead ins, however, Missy's voice is so soft and quiet that I could barely understand anything she said. Video Quality: With the exception of the first scene, the picture is very clear with little sign of any pixelation. The first scene has several sequences that look like they were recorded on a poor digital camcorder. The pixelation is awful! The quality reminded me of still pictures taken with a bad digital camera. Music: Very good. It matched the many moods of the various scenes. Initial Expectations: Item #1 - Wicked has some of the highest quality DVDs out there.
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Miss Jackie's Full Service Salon
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mia Smiles, Eva, Jack Hammer, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Keri Windsor, Eric Masterson, Maya Divine
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 1:24 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Keri Windsor, Ginger Paige, Mia Smiles, Tracey Love, Maya Divine, Eva, Mark Davis, Brick Majors, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, and Eric Masterson Extras: A few bios, slideshow, and 12 previews Audio Quality: Dolby surround. The audio is very well done. There aren't really any noticeable problems with the audio. Video Quality: Also very good. There are very few signs of pixelation. Music: Mostly well done, except for part of the scene with Eva and Keri Windsor. The music starts good, but when things start to get hot, it switches to a hard jazz that immediately made me wonder "What the hell is this?" Initial Expectations: I had fairly high hopes for Miss Jackie. I enjoy the borderline mainstream / fetish movies (such as Vivid's 'Extreme Sex' series) as they can nicely break some of the monotony of many mainstream adult films.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mia Smiles, Eva, Jack Hammer, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Keri Windsor, Eric Masterson, Maya Divine
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 1:24 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Keri Windsor, Ginger Paige, Mia Smiles, Tracey Love, Maya Divine, Eva, Mark Davis, Brick Majors, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, and Eric Masterson Extras: A few bios, slideshow, and 12 previews Audio Quality: Dolby surround. The audio is very well done. There aren't really any noticeable problems with the audio. Video Quality: Also very good. There are very few signs of pixelation. Music: Mostly well done, except for part of the scene with Eva and Keri Windsor. The music starts good, but when things start to get hot, it switches to a hard jazz that immediately made me wonder "What the hell is this?" Initial Expectations: I had fairly high hopes for Miss Jackie. I enjoy the borderline mainstream / fetish movies (such as Vivid's 'Extreme Sex' series) as they can nicely break some of the monotony of many mainstream adult films.
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Tattoo (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: John Decker, Alyssa Allure, Chloe, Ariana, Charlie, Dick Nasty, Angelica Sin, Emily, Kiss, Frank Towers, Porsch Lynn, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Rick Blaine
Review brief: Directed by Rick Blaine Starring Ariana, Chloe, John Decker, Herschel Savage et al. Review : 'Tattoo' is definitely the best of the batch of DVDs I have reviewed in the last week or so.. not only is it shot on film, but the overall quality of the production (special effects, acting, sets etc.) is, if not spectacular, at least above average.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: John Decker, Alyssa Allure, Chloe, Ariana, Charlie, Dick Nasty, Angelica Sin, Emily, Kiss, Frank Towers, Porsch Lynn, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Rick Blaine
Review brief: Directed by Rick Blaine Starring Ariana, Chloe, John Decker, Herschel Savage et al. Review : 'Tattoo' is definitely the best of the batch of DVDs I have reviewed in the last week or so.. not only is it shot on film, but the overall quality of the production (special effects, acting, sets etc.) is, if not spectacular, at least above average.
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Nina Hartley's Advanced Guide to Oral Sex
Release date: 5/27/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nina Hartley, Malitia, Militia, Mandy Frost, Mandi Frost, Mike Majors
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Most "How to..." sex videos are nothing more than a flimsy excuse to show some hardcore sex scenes with a little bit of commentary so as to avoid the "porn" categorization. This is not to say that such videos can't be informative, but obvious discussions on the art of lovemaking are usually peppered with obvious suggestions like, "Take your time. Be sensitive to your partner's needs. Enjoy the experience..." (Well, duh!). So, after noting the title of this feature, I braced myself for a methodically boring instructional video of sorts, with some graphic but sterilized scenes of oral sex. In other words, I thought I would be bored to death. However, the legendary Nina Hartley makes this video enjoyable, and yes, educational as well.
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Release date: 5/27/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nina Hartley, Malitia, Militia, Mandy Frost, Mandi Frost, Mike Majors
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Most "How to..." sex videos are nothing more than a flimsy excuse to show some hardcore sex scenes with a little bit of commentary so as to avoid the "porn" categorization. This is not to say that such videos can't be informative, but obvious discussions on the art of lovemaking are usually peppered with obvious suggestions like, "Take your time. Be sensitive to your partner's needs. Enjoy the experience..." (Well, duh!). So, after noting the title of this feature, I braced myself for a methodically boring instructional video of sorts, with some graphic but sterilized scenes of oral sex. In other words, I thought I would be bored to death. However, the legendary Nina Hartley makes this video enjoyable, and yes, educational as well.
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Ultimate Pictures Tells... The Naked Truth
Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/3/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Directed by Nick Orleans Production date 3 / 98 Starring Ashton Moore, Azlea Antistia, Shay Sweet, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels et al. Nick Orleans gained critical and public recognition with his 1999 film 'Search for the Snow Leopard' and has indeed been active since 1993 (his 1994 feature films 'Virtual Sex' and 'Erotique Optique' are good variations on the Ninn/Blake pictures), so I was interested to see on of his smaller movies, moreso since this one introduced Ashton Moore to the XXX-business. She has a very pretty face and a nice body, though the heat of her performances is no match for Jenna or Chloe... I was all the more disappointed that this was such a bland sex flick, not even the visual style was anything to behold, contrary to what one might expect.. Review : The 'naked truths' one learns from watching this video are the following : -You can only stuff your breasts with a limited amount of silicone, after which it starts to look ridiculous -Don't shoot facial cumshot scenes if the woman is not into it.
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Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/3/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Directed by Nick Orleans Production date 3 / 98 Starring Ashton Moore, Azlea Antistia, Shay Sweet, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels et al. Nick Orleans gained critical and public recognition with his 1999 film 'Search for the Snow Leopard' and has indeed been active since 1993 (his 1994 feature films 'Virtual Sex' and 'Erotique Optique' are good variations on the Ninn/Blake pictures), so I was interested to see on of his smaller movies, moreso since this one introduced Ashton Moore to the XXX-business. She has a very pretty face and a nice body, though the heat of her performances is no match for Jenna or Chloe... I was all the more disappointed that this was such a bland sex flick, not even the visual style was anything to behold, contrary to what one might expect.. Review : The 'naked truths' one learns from watching this video are the following : -You can only stuff your breasts with a limited amount of silicone, after which it starts to look ridiculous -Don't shoot facial cumshot scenes if the woman is not into it.
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Covergirl (Wicked Pictures)
Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 9/2/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Debi Diamond, Chasey Lain, Heather Lee, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Krysti Lynn, Nicole London, Kelly Nichols
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Directed by Wesley Emerson Starring Chasey Lain, Debi Diamond, Nicole London, Krysti Lynn, Heather Lee, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice et al. Review : Wicked Pictures releases quality DVDs every month, the latest being 'Hell on Heels', Brad Armstrong's all-girl feature starring Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Considering this, I wonder why they bothered with this unremarkable 1994 video starring the "most beautiful (but dull) woman in porn" Chasey Lain.. She stars (appropriately) as a supermodel, and a photo-shoot for an ad campaign is the first scene we are treated with in this movie. As she follows the directions of the photographer we get to see her nice legs, spellbinding eyes and big breasts.
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Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 9/2/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Debi Diamond, Chasey Lain, Heather Lee, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Krysti Lynn, Nicole London, Kelly Nichols
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Directed by Wesley Emerson Starring Chasey Lain, Debi Diamond, Nicole London, Krysti Lynn, Heather Lee, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice et al. Review : Wicked Pictures releases quality DVDs every month, the latest being 'Hell on Heels', Brad Armstrong's all-girl feature starring Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Considering this, I wonder why they bothered with this unremarkable 1994 video starring the "most beautiful (but dull) woman in porn" Chasey Lain.. She stars (appropriately) as a supermodel, and a photo-shoot for an ad campaign is the first scene we are treated with in this movie. As she follows the directions of the photographer we get to see her nice legs, spellbinding eyes and big breasts.
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