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More Dirty Debutantes 127
Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Draken
Starring: Ed Powers, Nikita, Samantha, Trisha, Samantha Rivers
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Production Information Studio: New Machine Stars: Samantha, Nikita, Trisha, Samantha Rivers, Ed Powers Pre Viewing Expectations What a captivating image on the front of the case. A beautiful brunette, with come-hither eyes and a nice set of hooters. Once I stopped staring, I noticed the sticker saying "Multi Angle", and a tag line saying "There's always a FIRST in every box!". All of the thumbnail photos on the back compliment the one on the front, further prompting me to stop reading the case and to start watching the movie. The Main Event First up, Samantha, a 21 year old blonde bombshell. The scene starts out with an interview between her and Ed Powers. Through this, we find out her age, and that she is the first for this movie. While she has done some masturbating on film, and did some lesbian movies, this will be the first time she's has sex with a man and had it captured on film. To Ed's disappointment (ok, ok, mine too) she isn't a virgin. After the interview, Ed asks her to play with herself.
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Surveillance Sex (Gen XXX / Sinthetic)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Draken
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: Production Info Studio: Sinthetic Stars: Unlisted Pre Viewing Expectations The case pushes the voyeristic side of this feature. It shows grainy photos of women and couples, and says it is digitally enhanced. It mentions hidden cameras, and that it is banned in 36 countries. It goes on to say "the next generation of voyeurism has arrived. The Main Event The first (non-sexual) scene shows a bunch of commando-type people running through a house setting up some hidden cameras in a bathroom. They clear out, and we hit the first solo scene. It is a woman in a shower, the same one which the cameras were planted. This is a quick scene, with just highlights and cut scenes of the shower. We then jump to the first M/F scene, it is of a couple in bed, with the footage shot through the window and from a hidden camera in the air vent. Part way thorugh this scene we see an extreme close-up, from an angle that can't be from the window or the air vent.
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Asian Sex Super Stars
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Shawnee, Kalani, Miki Lee, Kanako, Kaoru
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Pros: Asian Chicks, the chicks all had attractive qualities and they all look quite different so you have some variety Cons: are these people trying not to wake the neighbors?, do they think we will be fooled if they change the color of the back drop?, lackluster production effort In a word: Yawn I must confess from time to time I have a thing for Asian chicks(may have something to do with all those Godzilla movies I watched as a kid), but that probably does not make me an expert on Asian porn. So some of the things I found to be boring may be what other people want to see. Mainly, the chicks in this movie were way too recessive. The whole time through the DVD I thought they were trying not to wake the neighbors. Don't get me wrong, most of them would probably be good in bed, but there is a difference between good in bed and good on screen. At least one of the scenes gave the impression of intimacy between the two partners, but it wasn't incredibly exciting to watch.
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Cuffed
Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Dave Nelson, Mark Slade, Brad King, Tommy Lord, Ben Damon, Jens Hammer, Rob Lance, George Bastien
Studio: Studio 2000
Directed by: Derek Kent
Review brief: Cuffed! is the first DVD release of Mark Slade, who recently made the switch to gay porn from straight, where he was known as Frank Towers. Apparently, he starred in over 200 straight movies before he realized that he could make a ton more money in gay porn. Oh well, their loss is our gain! Mark has a great body, not to mention a very thick cock and some big hairy balls. The question is, will he be able to turn up the heat with another man? Cuffed! starts out with a very nice extreme close- up of Rob Lance drooling all over Marks cock. Unfortunately, Mark doesnt reciprocate much in this scene. As soon as Rob finishes his spit- shine job, Mark bends him over and starts plowing away. This is probably the weakest scene, as Mark doesnt seem to into the sex here. I think that he prefers his meat a little younger, as we will see in scene 5. Just as the two have finished getting dressed, Robs son Tommy Lord comes home.
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Heavy Equipment
Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Kurt Williams, Al Parker, Roger, Steve Tracy, Chris Adams, Jennifer Cashoty, Christopher Christy, Tim Christy, Adam Neumar, David Warfield
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Tom DeSimone
Review brief: Ah, the 70s. The pre-Golden age of porn. Back when mustaches were mandatory and the films were grainier than my ass crack after a trip to the beach. Caballero digs WAY back into the vaults and re-releases Heavy Equipment on DVD. Was it worth the effort? Uh, hmm, err it depends. First things first, the picture quality is awful. I mean really, really bad. The video is very grainy, and the lighting is extremely dark in a few places. It isnt mentioned anywhere on the DVD, but I could swear that this was filmed in 3D. There are many places where you can see the standard red-blue double image required for 3D. This seems to happen most frequently when projectiles are coming straight at the screen. Penises, hands, dumbells, things like that. I dont have 3D glasses, though, so I cant confirm anything. If this wasnt done intentionally, then the picture quality is even worse that I thought. Our story (thats right, there is a story here!) starts out with our hero, the geeky Chester, working at an adult bookstore.
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Private: Cumshot de Luxe 2
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Anita Blond, Monique Covet, Kate More, Katja Kean, Tabatha Cash, Gabriella Bond, Laura Angel, Cassandra Wild, Suzan Nielsen, Lydia, Kata Lynn, Inga
Studio: Private
Review brief: GREAT COMPLIATION!!! I HAD GOTTEN THE FIRST ONE AND WAS NOT DISAPOINTED WITH IT. IN MY OPINION THE SECOND IS BETTER. GOOD LOOKING GIRLS WITH A LOT OF GREAT CUM SHOTS.
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Global Warming Debutantes 12
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by Diville
Starring: Ed Powers, Faceless Fan, Jake Steed, Anita, Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Szilvia, Kat, Michelle St. Clair
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Michelle (Veronica), Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Nicoletta, Sylvia, Kat, Ed Powers, Jake Steed, Faceless Fan Director: Ed Powers One of the side effects of being an adult performer is that you open yourself up to a very unique and strange kind of criticism. Where most entertainers are evaluated on their ability to act, sing, or dance, those who perform in adult movies are always judged by the way they look, have sex, and by how much they're willing to do on screen. Girls are often discounted for not doing the things we would never ask of our wives in personal life, and men are vilified if the volume of their ejaculations aren't up to acceptable levels. And then, there's Ed Powers, who is criticized for his age, the way he looks, the size of his penis, the paleness of his skin, and the awkwardness of his rap with women. Yet, I like the little fella. His Dirty Debutantes series is one of the most successful series ever, and it's been copied many times over. The formula is simple, though.
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Carnal Secrets
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by Diville
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Brandon Iron, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Chris Cannon, Dee [II] (classic female), Obsession, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Bunny Luv
Studio: Knob Ryder
Review brief: Starring: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Dee, Obsession, Bunny Love, Halli Aston, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Eric Price, Erik Everhard, Chris Cannon, Brick Majors, Brandon Irons Directed By: Father John Occasionally you'll run across a parody of porno movies in mainstream entertainment. When this happens you usually find some cliched set-up, like a horny pizza delivery boy, or something like that. Invariably, I think to myself, "I know porn acting is bad, but it's not that bad." Well, after watching Carnal Secrets, I've come to learn that it really is that bad. At least, it can be. My first impression of Carnal Secrets was so poor that I made myself reconsider out of a sense of fairness. In fact, you are now reading the second review of it that I've written. Only I have seen the first draft, and it's been erased. It's important to be fair, I believe, because the folks who made Carnal Secrets really did intend to make a good movie. They empoly locations, elaborate lighting, costumes and a really hot cast.
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Bare Bitch Project, The
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Dave Hardman, Raquel DeVine, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Stephanie Swift, Blair Segal, Regan Starr, Nancy Vee, Nancy Lee, Herschel Savage, Raquel DeVinne
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Big Bubs
Review brief: Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: 9 / 16 / 1999 Director: Big Bubs Cast: Stephanie Swift, Alexandra Nice, Raquel DeVinne, Regan Starr, Nancy Lee, Blair Segal, Chris Cannon, Herschel Savage, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Tyce Bune, and John Strong Initial Expectations: Although the cover should have made me expect nothing, with a title like The Bare Bitch Project, I couldn't help but have some hope. Initial Reaction: It's about what I should have expected or a little better. Who Should Watch It : Major fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a better than average movie Audio /Video Quality: The audio was very good and very well synched with the video. Surprisingly, the video quality was excellent. Music: Typical. It was quietly in the background and never intruded on the sex. The Feature: I started to get a bad feeling about The Bare Bitch Project before either the movie or the initial menu came up.
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Taboo 5 (Metro)
Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by Diville
Starring: Amber Lynn, Porsche Lynn, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Buck Adams, Billy Dee, Karen Summer, Kevin James, Lorrie Lovett, Shone Taylor, Colleen Brennan, Jonathon Younger
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: Starring: Amber Lynn, Colleen Brennan, Porsche Lynn, Karen Summer, Lorrie Lovett, Shone Taylor, Jamie Gillis, Joey Silvera, Kevin James Johnathan Younger, Billy Dee. Directed By: Kirdy Stevens There are only a handful of adult films which can easily be called classics. Among them is Kirdy Stevens' Taboo. Despite the modern day Max Hardcores, Rob Blacks, and the other multitudes of directors who dispatch "extreme hardcore" to your local smut shop, Stevens' tales of consentual incest are as controversial now as the day he shot them. In fact, the Taboo series continues on, though it has left its incestuous subject matter far behind. Once though, incest porn was a strange little niche market and it wasn't uncommon to find stories of fathers getting it on with their teenage daughters, teenage sons seducing their mothers, or siblings exploring sexuality together. Does this make you uneasy? Queasy even? Well, I think it's supposed to...a little. Sometime after Taboo 5 this series eliminated the incest angle.
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Things Change 3
Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/23/2000 by Diville
Starring: Claudia Chase, Sana Fey, Nikki Sinn, Misty Rain, Mark Davis, Inari Vachs, Tony Tedeschi, Mia Smiles, Katie Gold, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous)
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Starring: Misty Rain, Wendi Knight, Claudia Chase, Inari Vachs, Nikki Sinn, Katie Gold, Lola, Sana Fey, Mark Davis, and Tony Tedeschi Directed By: Michael Zen Here's a confession...with one caveat: I've never been a fan of girl/girl sex action in adult movies. Most often I get the feeling that the women in these scenes aren't really into each other, and I'm never completely sure what they're building toward. They go down on each other, coo exhaustedly in each other's laps, and the scene is over. Two women together is supposed to be every man's fantasy, but it's never been mine. Now, about that caveat--when the girls are genuinely into each other, and they're kissing and enthusiastically grinding their bodies together with no regard for the camera, I start to feel a little something. Of all the lesbian scenes I've watched, only a small handful ever really excited me. The best I've seen, though, was Deidre Holland and Nikki Dial in Things Change: My First Time.
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Secret Agent 69
Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Julian, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Daisy Chain, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillion Day, Dominic, Veronica Caine
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Father John
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 6/23/99, 9/12/99, 3/12/00 Director: Father John Cast: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Charlene Aspen, Brigette Kerkove, Barrett Moore, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Daisy Chain, Marc Davis, Julian, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, and Dominic Initial Expectations: I've never seen a Knob / Ryder release, so I didn't really know what to expect. Some of the cast is recognizable, but the lack of extras doesn't give me a lot of hope. Initial Reaction: The movie is almost okay, but the DVD as a whole is greatly lacking. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for really cheap porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that looked like it was made by somebody with at least a double digit IQ Audio /Video Quality: There's a few spots with some dubbing, but they're not overly noticeable. There's a lot of grain to the picture. It doesn't really detract that much from the movie as the camera work leaves a lot to be desired.
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Tag Team (Atomic / Titan Media)
Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 10/22/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Anthony Gallo, Josh Perez, Trenton Comeaux, York Powers, Eduardo, Jason Branch, Nick Cannon, Paul Dawson, Joe Serrano
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Bruce Cam
Review brief: Its nice to know there are some studios you can always count on for quality porn. I have yet to be disappointed by a Titan DVD, and this one is no exception. Following in the Titan tradition, there are no twinkie boys here. Titan has jam- packed this DVD with older, maturer guys, who, for the most part, are REALLY into their scenes. There are no young gay-for-pay studs who look like they would rather be having a root canal than being fucked here. The Coachs Instruction York Powers (the coach) is teaching Anthony Gallo, Nick Cannon and Trenton Comeaux some new wrestling moves. After a little bit of rolling around on the mat, they strip down and get right to the main event: fucking the hell out of Trenton. Anthony and York takes turns on top, while Nick just stands at the sidelines and watches (apparently Nick must have been having some major wood problems, as he doesnt do much in this scene at all). Anthony looks like he has eaten 1 to many HO-HOs, but he makes up for it with his passion for his work.
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Blue Matrix
Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 10/21/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 8/06/99 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, and Cheyenne Collins Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, and bios of Jill, Salena, and Taylor. It's nothing you haven't seen on any other Adam & Eve DVD. Audio Quality: A little under average. Most of the dialogue is clear, but there's a lot of bad dubbing in the sex scenes. Video Quality: Very good. Music: The music is well balanced through most of the movie, however it is slightly overpowering in a few spots. Initial Expectations: An average release. The movie looks like it could be interesting, but Adam & Eve haven't been putting much into their releases beyond a great transfer. Initial Reaction: About what I expected.
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Pornogothic
Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 10/21/2000 by Diville
Starring: Asia Carrera, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Missy, Serenity, Alex Sanders, Shanna McCullough, Brad Armstrong, Azlea, Katie Gold, Rebecca Lord, Stephanie Swift, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., John West, Dave Cummings, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Starring: Serenity, Asia Carrera, Shanna McCullough, Missy, Katie Gold, Stephanie Swift, Syndee Steele, Azlea Ansitia, Rebecca Lord, Brad Armstrong, Alex Sanders, John West, Mickey G., Ian Daniels, Dave Cummings, Steve Hatcher, and Jonathan Morgan Directed By: Jonathan Morgan At the time I'm writing this, Halloween is just over a week away, and I'm thinking to myself that Pornogothic isn't such a bad gift for the forward thinking adult trick or treater. If you haven't gotten around to reading this until the winter or summer, then you can also feel comfortable knowing that Christmas and Independence Day aren't such bad occasions to watch it either. In fact, any excuse you can conjure is as good as any to watch well made porn. Pornogothic is one of those rare movies that balance plot with sex, and actually pays attention to the details. Keep in mind that this is still porn, and it's restrained by a pornographic budget.
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More Dirty Debutantes 100
Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Ed Powers, Mimi Miyagi, Shane, Tabatha Cash, Bonita, Kayla, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated.
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Naughty College School Girls 3
Release date: 9/12/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000 by VCArules
Starring: Eric Price, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Tasha Hunter, Karina, Mariah Wind, Karinna
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Stars : Jewel De'Nyle, Mariah Wind, Tasha Hunter, Karinna, Lexington Steele, Chris Charming (my fav guy), Nacho Vidal and Eric Price This movie had everything a little anal, a facial at the end of every scene, and oh yes Jewel one of my favorite porn stars. Jewel's scene was probably one of the best of the series. To see her suck some cock was just great everything she did was awesome. Also Mariah Wind's scene was very great she talked dirty through out the scene it was great. Unlike NCSG #1-2, #3 only has 4 scenes, #1-2 had 5 scenes.
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Bad Penny (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 10/19/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. (the cover states 87 minutes, but that includes a 2 minute political message) Production Date: 5/30/99 Director: Bob Chinn Cast: Nina Hartley, Tina Tyler, Shaena Steel, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, Billy Glide, and James Bonn Extras: Hot Shot, Photo Gallery, Trailers, and Bios of a few of the cast members. Audio Quality: Pretty good. Video Quality: Better than average. Music: Normal porno music. Nothing that stands out. Initial Expectations: Fairly high since it's part of Adam & Eve's Premium Collection, as well as having Nina Hartley and Tina Tyler in it. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: I guess Penny (Nina Hartley) and Roger (James Bonn) are on vacation. They stop in a ghost town so that Roger can drain the weasel. While he's relieving himself, Shade (Tony Tedeschi who you know has to be a tough dude with a name like Shade), a homeless guy walks by and doesn't want to go any further.
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Naughty College School Girls 2 (Digital Sin)
Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 10/18/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Harley Raine, Chris Cannon, McKayla, Erik Everhard, Chris Charming, Gia, Jack Napier, Aspen Brock, Clarissa
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1999 Director: Nic Andrews is listed as the Director of Photography Cast: Tabitha Taylor, McKayla, Harley Raine, Gia, Clarissa, Eric Everhard, Chris Cannon, Chris Charming, and Jack Napier Extras: Photo gallery and trailers. The photo gallery is the typical quality you find on most DVDs, which unfortunately isn't up to Digital Sin's normal quality. Audio Quality: The scenes have good audio quality, but it's nothing special. Video Quality: Very good. The picture is very clear, which seems normal for Digital Sin's releases. Music: The only music is during a little lead in section for each girl. It's extremely poorly balanced. There's a small interview with the girls during the lead in that can barely be heard under the music.
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Thai Me Up
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/18/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Julian, Brooke Ashley, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Anna, Jessica James, Kimi Gee, Flora, Gail
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Okay, picture this in your mind: You are a porn director. You have until noon tomorrow to come up with the script you will be using to shoot your next film. It is now 10 PM. You haven't started writing yet, but you have finished your third can of Jolt cola. As a last-ditch effort to inspire the creative juices, you bring out the big guns: You make a pot of coffee strong enough to bench press a Doberman and use it to wash down a couple Vivarin. Your fingers vibrating at roughly two times the speed of sound, you manage to watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective with your finger firmly on the fast forward button. And you are so wired that you understand every word in the zip-squeal of sound coming from your protesting speakers. Having done your research, you begin to write... This humble scenario must have been the inspiration behind the plot for Thai Me Up.
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Trying it on for Size
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/17/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Gianfranco, Adam Wilde, Sonny Markham, Johnny Hanson, Carl Erik, Nic Collins, Buck Phillips
Studio: Studio 2000
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: I was looking forward to this one for a long time. I had seen some pics on the internet of Sonny Markham fucking Gianfranco, and immediately put this on my "must buy" list. Unfortunately, I was a little disappointed. The movie starts out with Sonny Markham's boyfriend, Buck Phillips, leaving town for the weekend. Buck reminds Sonny that a bunch of people will be stopping by to do some photo shoots, and tells him to keep his dick in his pants. Good luck... Scene 1 has Johnny Hanson modeling underwear next to a convertible. Adam Wilde is helping out on the set, and the two decide to get busy during a break. This is the fist time I have seen Johnny in action, and all I can say, is WOW! Johnny has a HUGE head on his very thick cock. Very red, and very engorged. Had Johnny been paired up with an attractive partner, this scene could have been a scorcher (sorry Adam!) The scene is pretty good, though, and Johnny does cum twice. In the next scene, Sonny gets roped into being a replacement for a missing model.
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Blowjob Fantasies 11
Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/17/2000 by VCArules
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Brick Majors, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Eric Price, Obsession, Chaz Vincent, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Houston, Envy, Kianna Bradley, Midori, Eric Masterson, Norman Bates, Anastasia Blue, Charlene Aspen, Ronnie Cox, Charlie Angel, Alexis Amore, Sabrina Tyler, Maya Divine
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Stars : Houston, Sabrina Tyler, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Julie Meadows, Midori, Charlie, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Shauna Edwards, Maya Devine, Kianna, & Chaz The great thing about Metro's BJF series is that there is no music going over the women's noises such as sucking, slurping, talking noises. I have enjoyed almost everyone that Metro has put out in this series. If you are a fan of oral its a great movie and its 2hrs long. You get 13 total BJ's one scene has 2 women in it, and alot of close- ups on the women's mouth sucking the dick. I really love how you can't see the guys face's, and there are some great dicks in this movie! I must voice my opinoin and say Julie Meadows is gonna be one of the greatest stars to ever grace the jizz bizz. Maya Devine also has a great scene in this one.
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River Patrol
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/16/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: York Powers, Sean Rider, Max Holden, Cliff Parker, Rusty Samuels, Tom Turrell
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: River Patrol starts out with Chris Parker canoeing down the river, looking for trespassers. He gets a little bored, and decides to take some time out for a some good ol' fashion masterbation. This is not one of your better ideas, especially when your boss is the very butch and very strict York Powers. York catches Chris beating his salami on the job and decides to teach him a lesson. He throws Chris down on the ground and holds him there with his foot. He then proceeds to piss all over Chris's chest! This gets Chris so turned on, he lets go a turrent of piss himself! (I usually don't approve of watersports, but Chris was very naughty, and he deserved it!) York then pushes Chris around like a three dollar whore before forcing Chris to suck his dick. York slaps Chris upside the head many times with his engorged cock before cuming all over Chris's chest. Damn! The two then head back to headquarters, so York can continue to teach Chris a lesson. They go at it outdoors in a really cool outdoor shower.
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Sportsmen
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 10/16/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Frank Gun, Atilla Acs, Robert Antoni, Zoltan Beni, Tibor Chalupa, Tibor Cseh-Szakal, Karoly Feher, Gyorgy Furst, Krisztian Gyuleszi, Attila Hogyes, Tamas Novak, Robert Pagoni, Gyorgy Schiff, Balazs Szabo, Istvan Szekelyi, Akos Takacs, Peter Zoltan, Nicholas Kiss
Studio: High Octane
Directed by: Herve Handsome
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> MMMM... euro men! Sportsmen starts out with a blond built-like-a-truck-sex-god getting a blowjob in a locker room. What a hottie! Unfortunately, he just gets blown and then leaves. I would have loved to see some anal action here, but oh well, we get plenty of that in the rest of the movie. In the second scene the blower from scene 1 gets joined by 3 more hunky rugby players. Didn't do a lot for me, but the guys certainly are attractive enough. They do the standard suck/fuck in a few different positions, then end with 3 taking turns fucking the 4th. Scene 3 takes place in the same locker room. A very ruggedly built romainian is a photographer doing a shoot of 5 rugby players. The photo shoot quickly turns erotic, and we end up with a nice 6-way. Actually, it is really 3 2-ways, as the guys pick a partner, and stick to him.
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Sex, Lies, & The President
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/16/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Leanna Heart, Sana Fey, Felecia, Mark Davis, Tye, Vince Vouyer, Taylor Moore, Jonathan Morgan, Amber
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: March 19 - 20, 1988 Director: Francois Clousot Cast: Felicia, Taylor Moore, Sana Fey, Tina Tyler, LeeAnna Heart, Tye, Amber, Marc Davis, Vince Voyeur, Tom Byron, Ian Daniels, and Jonathan Morgan Extras: Behind the Scenes (32 min.), slide show, bios, outtakes, trailers, and web access. The bios are pretty standard, but the behind the scenes are a lot of fun. There are two scenes that we get to see the inner workings of: the final scene between Jonathan, Tina, and LeeAnna and the threesome between Vince, Ian, and Taylor. The behind the scenes of Vince, Ian, and Taylor's scene didn't really add too much for me, but the Jonathan, Tina, and LeeAnna's behind the scenes was great. It does a great job of showing the cast as real people and how much fun everybody was having on the set. Audio Quality: Good. Most of the movie is excellent, but the scenes where the spies check in with the 'Evil One' are bad. Video Quality: Very good. Music: Acoustic and, dare I say, tender.
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Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Draken
Starring: Ed Powers, Nikita, Samantha, Trisha, Samantha Rivers
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Production Information Studio: New Machine Stars: Samantha, Nikita, Trisha, Samantha Rivers, Ed Powers Pre Viewing Expectations What a captivating image on the front of the case. A beautiful brunette, with come-hither eyes and a nice set of hooters. Once I stopped staring, I noticed the sticker saying "Multi Angle", and a tag line saying "There's always a FIRST in every box!". All of the thumbnail photos on the back compliment the one on the front, further prompting me to stop reading the case and to start watching the movie. The Main Event First up, Samantha, a 21 year old blonde bombshell. The scene starts out with an interview between her and Ed Powers. Through this, we find out her age, and that she is the first for this movie. While she has done some masturbating on film, and did some lesbian movies, this will be the first time she's has sex with a man and had it captured on film. To Ed's disappointment (ok, ok, mine too) she isn't a virgin. After the interview, Ed asks her to play with herself.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Draken
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: Production Info Studio: Sinthetic Stars: Unlisted Pre Viewing Expectations The case pushes the voyeristic side of this feature. It shows grainy photos of women and couples, and says it is digitally enhanced. It mentions hidden cameras, and that it is banned in 36 countries. It goes on to say "the next generation of voyeurism has arrived. The Main Event The first (non-sexual) scene shows a bunch of commando-type people running through a house setting up some hidden cameras in a bathroom. They clear out, and we hit the first solo scene. It is a woman in a shower, the same one which the cameras were planted. This is a quick scene, with just highlights and cut scenes of the shower. We then jump to the first M/F scene, it is of a couple in bed, with the footage shot through the window and from a hidden camera in the air vent. Part way thorugh this scene we see an extreme close-up, from an angle that can't be from the window or the air vent.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Shawnee, Kalani, Miki Lee, Kanako, Kaoru
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Pros: Asian Chicks, the chicks all had attractive qualities and they all look quite different so you have some variety Cons: are these people trying not to wake the neighbors?, do they think we will be fooled if they change the color of the back drop?, lackluster production effort In a word: Yawn I must confess from time to time I have a thing for Asian chicks(may have something to do with all those Godzilla movies I watched as a kid), but that probably does not make me an expert on Asian porn. So some of the things I found to be boring may be what other people want to see. Mainly, the chicks in this movie were way too recessive. The whole time through the DVD I thought they were trying not to wake the neighbors. Don't get me wrong, most of them would probably be good in bed, but there is a difference between good in bed and good on screen. At least one of the scenes gave the impression of intimacy between the two partners, but it wasn't incredibly exciting to watch.
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Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Dave Nelson, Mark Slade, Brad King, Tommy Lord, Ben Damon, Jens Hammer, Rob Lance, George Bastien
Studio: Studio 2000
Directed by: Derek Kent
Review brief: Cuffed! is the first DVD release of Mark Slade, who recently made the switch to gay porn from straight, where he was known as Frank Towers. Apparently, he starred in over 200 straight movies before he realized that he could make a ton more money in gay porn. Oh well, their loss is our gain! Mark has a great body, not to mention a very thick cock and some big hairy balls. The question is, will he be able to turn up the heat with another man? Cuffed! starts out with a very nice extreme close- up of Rob Lance drooling all over Marks cock. Unfortunately, Mark doesnt reciprocate much in this scene. As soon as Rob finishes his spit- shine job, Mark bends him over and starts plowing away. This is probably the weakest scene, as Mark doesnt seem to into the sex here. I think that he prefers his meat a little younger, as we will see in scene 5. Just as the two have finished getting dressed, Robs son Tommy Lord comes home.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Kurt Williams, Al Parker, Roger, Steve Tracy, Chris Adams, Jennifer Cashoty, Christopher Christy, Tim Christy, Adam Neumar, David Warfield
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Tom DeSimone
Review brief: Ah, the 70s. The pre-Golden age of porn. Back when mustaches were mandatory and the films were grainier than my ass crack after a trip to the beach. Caballero digs WAY back into the vaults and re-releases Heavy Equipment on DVD. Was it worth the effort? Uh, hmm, err it depends. First things first, the picture quality is awful. I mean really, really bad. The video is very grainy, and the lighting is extremely dark in a few places. It isnt mentioned anywhere on the DVD, but I could swear that this was filmed in 3D. There are many places where you can see the standard red-blue double image required for 3D. This seems to happen most frequently when projectiles are coming straight at the screen. Penises, hands, dumbells, things like that. I dont have 3D glasses, though, so I cant confirm anything. If this wasnt done intentionally, then the picture quality is even worse that I thought. Our story (thats right, there is a story here!) starts out with our hero, the geeky Chester, working at an adult bookstore.
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Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Anita Blond, Monique Covet, Kate More, Katja Kean, Tabatha Cash, Gabriella Bond, Laura Angel, Cassandra Wild, Suzan Nielsen, Lydia, Kata Lynn, Inga
Studio: Private
Review brief: GREAT COMPLIATION!!! I HAD GOTTEN THE FIRST ONE AND WAS NOT DISAPOINTED WITH IT. IN MY OPINION THE SECOND IS BETTER. GOOD LOOKING GIRLS WITH A LOT OF GREAT CUM SHOTS.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by Diville
Starring: Ed Powers, Faceless Fan, Jake Steed, Anita, Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Szilvia, Kat, Michelle St. Clair
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Michelle (Veronica), Ursula, Leila, Jennifer, Nicoletta, Sylvia, Kat, Ed Powers, Jake Steed, Faceless Fan Director: Ed Powers One of the side effects of being an adult performer is that you open yourself up to a very unique and strange kind of criticism. Where most entertainers are evaluated on their ability to act, sing, or dance, those who perform in adult movies are always judged by the way they look, have sex, and by how much they're willing to do on screen. Girls are often discounted for not doing the things we would never ask of our wives in personal life, and men are vilified if the volume of their ejaculations aren't up to acceptable levels. And then, there's Ed Powers, who is criticized for his age, the way he looks, the size of his penis, the paleness of his skin, and the awkwardness of his rap with women. Yet, I like the little fella. His Dirty Debutantes series is one of the most successful series ever, and it's been copied many times over. The formula is simple, though.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by Diville
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Brandon Iron, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Chris Cannon, Dee [II] (classic female), Obsession, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Bunny Luv
Studio: Knob Ryder
Review brief: Starring: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Dee, Obsession, Bunny Love, Halli Aston, Vivian Valentine, Bonita Saint, Eric Price, Erik Everhard, Chris Cannon, Brick Majors, Brandon Irons Directed By: Father John Occasionally you'll run across a parody of porno movies in mainstream entertainment. When this happens you usually find some cliched set-up, like a horny pizza delivery boy, or something like that. Invariably, I think to myself, "I know porn acting is bad, but it's not that bad." Well, after watching Carnal Secrets, I've come to learn that it really is that bad. At least, it can be. My first impression of Carnal Secrets was so poor that I made myself reconsider out of a sense of fairness. In fact, you are now reading the second review of it that I've written. Only I have seen the first draft, and it's been erased. It's important to be fair, I believe, because the folks who made Carnal Secrets really did intend to make a good movie. They empoly locations, elaborate lighting, costumes and a really hot cast.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Dave Hardman, Raquel DeVine, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Stephanie Swift, Blair Segal, Regan Starr, Nancy Vee, Nancy Lee, Herschel Savage, Raquel DeVinne
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Big Bubs
Review brief: Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: 9 / 16 / 1999 Director: Big Bubs Cast: Stephanie Swift, Alexandra Nice, Raquel DeVinne, Regan Starr, Nancy Lee, Blair Segal, Chris Cannon, Herschel Savage, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Tyce Bune, and John Strong Initial Expectations: Although the cover should have made me expect nothing, with a title like The Bare Bitch Project, I couldn't help but have some hope. Initial Reaction: It's about what I should have expected or a little better. Who Should Watch It : Major fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a better than average movie Audio /Video Quality: The audio was very good and very well synched with the video. Surprisingly, the video quality was excellent. Music: Typical. It was quietly in the background and never intruded on the sex. The Feature: I started to get a bad feeling about The Bare Bitch Project before either the movie or the initial menu came up.
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Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by Diville
Starring: Amber Lynn, Porsche Lynn, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Buck Adams, Billy Dee, Karen Summer, Kevin James, Lorrie Lovett, Shone Taylor, Colleen Brennan, Jonathon Younger
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: Starring: Amber Lynn, Colleen Brennan, Porsche Lynn, Karen Summer, Lorrie Lovett, Shone Taylor, Jamie Gillis, Joey Silvera, Kevin James Johnathan Younger, Billy Dee. Directed By: Kirdy Stevens There are only a handful of adult films which can easily be called classics. Among them is Kirdy Stevens' Taboo. Despite the modern day Max Hardcores, Rob Blacks, and the other multitudes of directors who dispatch "extreme hardcore" to your local smut shop, Stevens' tales of consentual incest are as controversial now as the day he shot them. In fact, the Taboo series continues on, though it has left its incestuous subject matter far behind. Once though, incest porn was a strange little niche market and it wasn't uncommon to find stories of fathers getting it on with their teenage daughters, teenage sons seducing their mothers, or siblings exploring sexuality together. Does this make you uneasy? Queasy even? Well, I think it's supposed to...a little. Sometime after Taboo 5 this series eliminated the incest angle.
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Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/23/2000 by Diville
Starring: Claudia Chase, Sana Fey, Nikki Sinn, Misty Rain, Mark Davis, Inari Vachs, Tony Tedeschi, Mia Smiles, Katie Gold, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous)
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Starring: Misty Rain, Wendi Knight, Claudia Chase, Inari Vachs, Nikki Sinn, Katie Gold, Lola, Sana Fey, Mark Davis, and Tony Tedeschi Directed By: Michael Zen Here's a confession...with one caveat: I've never been a fan of girl/girl sex action in adult movies. Most often I get the feeling that the women in these scenes aren't really into each other, and I'm never completely sure what they're building toward. They go down on each other, coo exhaustedly in each other's laps, and the scene is over. Two women together is supposed to be every man's fantasy, but it's never been mine. Now, about that caveat--when the girls are genuinely into each other, and they're kissing and enthusiastically grinding their bodies together with no regard for the camera, I start to feel a little something. Of all the lesbian scenes I've watched, only a small handful ever really excited me. The best I've seen, though, was Deidre Holland and Nikki Dial in Things Change: My First Time.
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Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Julian, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Daisy Chain, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillion Day, Dominic, Veronica Caine
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Father John
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 6/23/99, 9/12/99, 3/12/00 Director: Father John Cast: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Charlene Aspen, Brigette Kerkove, Barrett Moore, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Daisy Chain, Marc Davis, Julian, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, and Dominic Initial Expectations: I've never seen a Knob / Ryder release, so I didn't really know what to expect. Some of the cast is recognizable, but the lack of extras doesn't give me a lot of hope. Initial Reaction: The movie is almost okay, but the DVD as a whole is greatly lacking. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for really cheap porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that looked like it was made by somebody with at least a double digit IQ Audio /Video Quality: There's a few spots with some dubbing, but they're not overly noticeable. There's a lot of grain to the picture. It doesn't really detract that much from the movie as the camera work leaves a lot to be desired.
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Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 10/22/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Anthony Gallo, Josh Perez, Trenton Comeaux, York Powers, Eduardo, Jason Branch, Nick Cannon, Paul Dawson, Joe Serrano
Studio: Titan Media
Directed by: Bruce Cam
Review brief: Its nice to know there are some studios you can always count on for quality porn. I have yet to be disappointed by a Titan DVD, and this one is no exception. Following in the Titan tradition, there are no twinkie boys here. Titan has jam- packed this DVD with older, maturer guys, who, for the most part, are REALLY into their scenes. There are no young gay-for-pay studs who look like they would rather be having a root canal than being fucked here. The Coachs Instruction York Powers (the coach) is teaching Anthony Gallo, Nick Cannon and Trenton Comeaux some new wrestling moves. After a little bit of rolling around on the mat, they strip down and get right to the main event: fucking the hell out of Trenton. Anthony and York takes turns on top, while Nick just stands at the sidelines and watches (apparently Nick must have been having some major wood problems, as he doesnt do much in this scene at all). Anthony looks like he has eaten 1 to many HO-HOs, but he makes up for it with his passion for his work.
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Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 10/21/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 8/06/99 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, and Cheyenne Collins Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, and bios of Jill, Salena, and Taylor. It's nothing you haven't seen on any other Adam & Eve DVD. Audio Quality: A little under average. Most of the dialogue is clear, but there's a lot of bad dubbing in the sex scenes. Video Quality: Very good. Music: The music is well balanced through most of the movie, however it is slightly overpowering in a few spots. Initial Expectations: An average release. The movie looks like it could be interesting, but Adam & Eve haven't been putting much into their releases beyond a great transfer. Initial Reaction: About what I expected.
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Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 10/21/2000 by Diville
Starring: Asia Carrera, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Missy, Serenity, Alex Sanders, Shanna McCullough, Brad Armstrong, Azlea, Katie Gold, Rebecca Lord, Stephanie Swift, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., John West, Dave Cummings, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Starring: Serenity, Asia Carrera, Shanna McCullough, Missy, Katie Gold, Stephanie Swift, Syndee Steele, Azlea Ansitia, Rebecca Lord, Brad Armstrong, Alex Sanders, John West, Mickey G., Ian Daniels, Dave Cummings, Steve Hatcher, and Jonathan Morgan Directed By: Jonathan Morgan At the time I'm writing this, Halloween is just over a week away, and I'm thinking to myself that Pornogothic isn't such a bad gift for the forward thinking adult trick or treater. If you haven't gotten around to reading this until the winter or summer, then you can also feel comfortable knowing that Christmas and Independence Day aren't such bad occasions to watch it either. In fact, any excuse you can conjure is as good as any to watch well made porn. Pornogothic is one of those rare movies that balance plot with sex, and actually pays attention to the details. Keep in mind that this is still porn, and it's restrained by a pornographic budget.
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Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Ed Powers, Mimi Miyagi, Shane, Tabatha Cash, Bonita, Kayla, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated.
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Release date: 9/12/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000 by VCArules
Starring: Eric Price, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Tasha Hunter, Karina, Mariah Wind, Karinna
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Stars : Jewel De'Nyle, Mariah Wind, Tasha Hunter, Karinna, Lexington Steele, Chris Charming (my fav guy), Nacho Vidal and Eric Price This movie had everything a little anal, a facial at the end of every scene, and oh yes Jewel one of my favorite porn stars. Jewel's scene was probably one of the best of the series. To see her suck some cock was just great everything she did was awesome. Also Mariah Wind's scene was very great she talked dirty through out the scene it was great. Unlike NCSG #1-2, #3 only has 4 scenes, #1-2 had 5 scenes.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 10/19/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. (the cover states 87 minutes, but that includes a 2 minute political message) Production Date: 5/30/99 Director: Bob Chinn Cast: Nina Hartley, Tina Tyler, Shaena Steel, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, Billy Glide, and James Bonn Extras: Hot Shot, Photo Gallery, Trailers, and Bios of a few of the cast members. Audio Quality: Pretty good. Video Quality: Better than average. Music: Normal porno music. Nothing that stands out. Initial Expectations: Fairly high since it's part of Adam & Eve's Premium Collection, as well as having Nina Hartley and Tina Tyler in it. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: I guess Penny (Nina Hartley) and Roger (James Bonn) are on vacation. They stop in a ghost town so that Roger can drain the weasel. While he's relieving himself, Shade (Tony Tedeschi who you know has to be a tough dude with a name like Shade), a homeless guy walks by and doesn't want to go any further.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 10/18/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Harley Raine, Chris Cannon, McKayla, Erik Everhard, Chris Charming, Gia, Jack Napier, Aspen Brock, Clarissa
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1999 Director: Nic Andrews is listed as the Director of Photography Cast: Tabitha Taylor, McKayla, Harley Raine, Gia, Clarissa, Eric Everhard, Chris Cannon, Chris Charming, and Jack Napier Extras: Photo gallery and trailers. The photo gallery is the typical quality you find on most DVDs, which unfortunately isn't up to Digital Sin's normal quality. Audio Quality: The scenes have good audio quality, but it's nothing special. Video Quality: Very good. The picture is very clear, which seems normal for Digital Sin's releases. Music: The only music is during a little lead in section for each girl. It's extremely poorly balanced. There's a small interview with the girls during the lead in that can barely be heard under the music.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/18/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Julian, Brooke Ashley, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Anna, Jessica James, Kimi Gee, Flora, Gail
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Okay, picture this in your mind: You are a porn director. You have until noon tomorrow to come up with the script you will be using to shoot your next film. It is now 10 PM. You haven't started writing yet, but you have finished your third can of Jolt cola. As a last-ditch effort to inspire the creative juices, you bring out the big guns: You make a pot of coffee strong enough to bench press a Doberman and use it to wash down a couple Vivarin. Your fingers vibrating at roughly two times the speed of sound, you manage to watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective with your finger firmly on the fast forward button. And you are so wired that you understand every word in the zip-squeal of sound coming from your protesting speakers. Having done your research, you begin to write... This humble scenario must have been the inspiration behind the plot for Thai Me Up.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/17/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Gianfranco, Adam Wilde, Sonny Markham, Johnny Hanson, Carl Erik, Nic Collins, Buck Phillips
Studio: Studio 2000
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: I was looking forward to this one for a long time. I had seen some pics on the internet of Sonny Markham fucking Gianfranco, and immediately put this on my "must buy" list. Unfortunately, I was a little disappointed. The movie starts out with Sonny Markham's boyfriend, Buck Phillips, leaving town for the weekend. Buck reminds Sonny that a bunch of people will be stopping by to do some photo shoots, and tells him to keep his dick in his pants. Good luck... Scene 1 has Johnny Hanson modeling underwear next to a convertible. Adam Wilde is helping out on the set, and the two decide to get busy during a break. This is the fist time I have seen Johnny in action, and all I can say, is WOW! Johnny has a HUGE head on his very thick cock. Very red, and very engorged. Had Johnny been paired up with an attractive partner, this scene could have been a scorcher (sorry Adam!) The scene is pretty good, though, and Johnny does cum twice. In the next scene, Sonny gets roped into being a replacement for a missing model.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/17/2000 by VCArules
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Brick Majors, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Eric Price, Obsession, Chaz Vincent, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Houston, Envy, Kianna Bradley, Midori, Eric Masterson, Norman Bates, Anastasia Blue, Charlene Aspen, Ronnie Cox, Charlie Angel, Alexis Amore, Sabrina Tyler, Maya Divine
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Stars : Houston, Sabrina Tyler, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Julie Meadows, Midori, Charlie, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Shauna Edwards, Maya Devine, Kianna, & Chaz The great thing about Metro's BJF series is that there is no music going over the women's noises such as sucking, slurping, talking noises. I have enjoyed almost everyone that Metro has put out in this series. If you are a fan of oral its a great movie and its 2hrs long. You get 13 total BJ's one scene has 2 women in it, and alot of close- ups on the women's mouth sucking the dick. I really love how you can't see the guys face's, and there are some great dicks in this movie! I must voice my opinoin and say Julie Meadows is gonna be one of the greatest stars to ever grace the jizz bizz. Maya Devine also has a great scene in this one.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/16/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: York Powers, Sean Rider, Max Holden, Cliff Parker, Rusty Samuels, Tom Turrell
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: River Patrol starts out with Chris Parker canoeing down the river, looking for trespassers. He gets a little bored, and decides to take some time out for a some good ol' fashion masterbation. This is not one of your better ideas, especially when your boss is the very butch and very strict York Powers. York catches Chris beating his salami on the job and decides to teach him a lesson. He throws Chris down on the ground and holds him there with his foot. He then proceeds to piss all over Chris's chest! This gets Chris so turned on, he lets go a turrent of piss himself! (I usually don't approve of watersports, but Chris was very naughty, and he deserved it!) York then pushes Chris around like a three dollar whore before forcing Chris to suck his dick. York slaps Chris upside the head many times with his engorged cock before cuming all over Chris's chest. Damn! The two then head back to headquarters, so York can continue to teach Chris a lesson. They go at it outdoors in a really cool outdoor shower.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 10/16/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Frank Gun, Atilla Acs, Robert Antoni, Zoltan Beni, Tibor Chalupa, Tibor Cseh-Szakal, Karoly Feher, Gyorgy Furst, Krisztian Gyuleszi, Attila Hogyes, Tamas Novak, Robert Pagoni, Gyorgy Schiff, Balazs Szabo, Istvan Szekelyi, Akos Takacs, Peter Zoltan, Nicholas Kiss
Studio: High Octane
Directed by: Herve Handsome
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> MMMM... euro men! Sportsmen starts out with a blond built-like-a-truck-sex-god getting a blowjob in a locker room. What a hottie! Unfortunately, he just gets blown and then leaves. I would have loved to see some anal action here, but oh well, we get plenty of that in the rest of the movie. In the second scene the blower from scene 1 gets joined by 3 more hunky rugby players. Didn't do a lot for me, but the guys certainly are attractive enough. They do the standard suck/fuck in a few different positions, then end with 3 taking turns fucking the 4th. Scene 3 takes place in the same locker room. A very ruggedly built romainian is a photographer doing a shoot of 5 rugby players. The photo shoot quickly turns erotic, and we end up with a nice 6-way. Actually, it is really 3 2-ways, as the guys pick a partner, and stick to him.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/16/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Leanna Heart, Sana Fey, Felecia, Mark Davis, Tye, Vince Vouyer, Taylor Moore, Jonathan Morgan, Amber
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: March 19 - 20, 1988 Director: Francois Clousot Cast: Felicia, Taylor Moore, Sana Fey, Tina Tyler, LeeAnna Heart, Tye, Amber, Marc Davis, Vince Voyeur, Tom Byron, Ian Daniels, and Jonathan Morgan Extras: Behind the Scenes (32 min.), slide show, bios, outtakes, trailers, and web access. The bios are pretty standard, but the behind the scenes are a lot of fun. There are two scenes that we get to see the inner workings of: the final scene between Jonathan, Tina, and LeeAnna and the threesome between Vince, Ian, and Taylor. The behind the scenes of Vince, Ian, and Taylor's scene didn't really add too much for me, but the Jonathan, Tina, and LeeAnna's behind the scenes was great. It does a great job of showing the cast as real people and how much fun everybody was having on the set. Audio Quality: Good. Most of the movie is excellent, but the scenes where the spies check in with the 'Evil One' are bad. Video Quality: Very good. Music: Acoustic and, dare I say, tender.
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