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Superfuckers: The Analsexplosion
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Eva, David Perry, Victoria, Katja Love, Dayana Kill, Judith Fox, Emeche, Claudia Jamsson, Alain Deloin, Karl Ben, Pierre Woodman, Tamara N-Joy, Suzanna Wienold, Bob Terminator, Dori, Paul Kreese, Milos Csaba, Kristina Nemeth, Robert Mester, Brandy Trickle, Brigitta Fazelas, John Striker
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Title: Superfuckers 1 Studio: Private DVD       DVD Production Date: 02/2000 Director: Pierre Woodman Talent: Dayana Kill, Brigitta (I), Claudia Jamsson, Victoria, Tamara, Kristina, Eva, Brigitta (II), Judith Fox, Anna, Dorka, Suzanna Wenold, Emeche, and Gabriella Length: 2 hours 55 minutes DVD Format: Dual Layer Single Sided Dayana Kill, a hot redhead, introduces us to the premiere installment of Pierre Woodman's Superfuckers 1. A cool montage then follows. Scene One: Brigitta Brigitta is HOT! She has mid-length brunette hair and a beautiful. She spreads her legs for Pierre Woodman. The director tells her to take off her white panties so it will be easier to play with herself. Mr. Woodman captures her in a first POV so one could imagine his/her hand playing with her pussy. The lady has a nice pussy that has not been overused. Pierre continues to finger her pussy vigorously which causes her to moan. Now, she is on all fours on the bed to show her beautiful ass to the camera. She gyrates her ass if there were a dick under her.
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Trigger
Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Inari Vachs, Eric Price, Temptress, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Cheyenne Silver, Lauren Montgomery, Jade Marcela, Anastasia Romanov, Alexa Rae, Kamila, Dani Sexton, Michael Raven, Jon Yuma, Herschel Savage
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Starring : Eric Price, Herschel Savage, Tyce Buné, Chris Cannon, Alexa Rae, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Lauren Montgomery et al. Director/Producer/Screenwriter : Nic Cramer Running Time : 90 minutes Story Synopsis : The whole film is set in the near future, where it is possible to record one's experiences on disc due to a grid you place over your head. If you've seen the mainstream film 'Strange Days' (actually, one of my favourite sci-fi flicks) you more or less know what's going on. For the uninitiated, Nic Cramer is a director who obviously thinks he can reunite the combined talents of Stanley Kubrick, James Cameron and Coppola in his work (Actually, his films all suck but that's just my opinion), and thus bringing us a steady stream of Hollywood rip-offs such as 'Penetrator 2: Grudge Day' or 'Clockwork Orgy', a preview of which is on the DVD. In this one, Eric Price plays a hustler who deals with the 'trigger' discs (for that's what they are called) who are in fact illegal.
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Private Black Label 4: Indecency 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/6/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Gabrielle, David Perry, Gyonggi, Alain Deloin, Richard Langin, Lydia Inga, Philippe Soine, Suzan Nielsen, Andy Youngman, Bagheera, Kata Lynn, Notacha, Eva Roberts, J.P.X., Laslo Gipsy
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Title: Indecency 2 Studio: Private DVD       DVD Production Date: 01/2000 Director: Pierre Woodman Talent: Kata Lynn (aka Caroline and Caroline Cage), Gabriella, Suzan Nielsen, Gyonguy, Michelle St. Clair, Bagheera, Eva Roberts, Natacha, Inga, and Lydia, Length: 2 hours 27 minutes DVD Format: Dual Layer Single Sided In the previous installment [READ MY REVIEW OF INDECENCY 1], Isabelle found her husband cheating on him. While walking on the beach at night, she contemplates the millionaire's proposal. She walks to the Copacabana hotel and encounters the millionaire, Howard Nelson. She agrees to the proposal of 1 million dollars in cash for 48 hours of her time if and only if her friend-lawyer, Julie Kudit, goes over the formal contract in order to close the deal. Bruno looks pissed off at himself since he cheated on his wife. He goes to a cafe where he encounters two young ladies. One is black and the other is tanned. They chat him up and are obviously into him. He tells them about his present situation.
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Femme 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/5/2000 by dyssident
Starring: Inari Vachs, Chloe, Dee [II] (classic female), Liza Harper, Charlie, Raylene, India, Katie Gold, Flower, Petra
Studio: Vivid Raw
Review brief: This film was great.. This movie is all girl on girl (hence the title).. Lots of rubbing,, lapping and dildoing.. Chloe and Raylene are two of my favorites.. Raylene has a massive orgasm at the hands of Chloe and Charlie that looks great.. And of course Chloe nearly pops a vein cumming over and over.. If you love girl on girl action with lots of women getting off,, this movie is for you..
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Smells Like...Sex
Release date: 9/28/2000
Reviewed on: 10/5/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Vouyer, Lana Sands, Nici Sterling, Jon Dough, Marilyn Star, Jenna Jameson, Wilde Oscar
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 11 / 95 Director: Steve Perry Cast: Jenna Jameson, Juli Ashton, Jon Dough, Kylie Ireland, Shayla LaVeaux, Marc Davis, Nici Sterling, Marilyn Star, Tom Byron, Felicia, Lana Sands, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Voyeur, and Wilde Oscar Extras: Photo Gallery, Bios, and 3 trailers. For VCA, this DVD is lacking. Audio Quality: Very good, with the exception of a couple scenes being dubbed. Juli Ashton's first scene is dubbed really bad. Video Quality: Very good except for a couple spots. In the final cumshot, the picture loses a lot of it's color and gets almost a bluish tinge. Music: There isn't music in every scene. When there is music, it's well balanced and fits the mood of the scene. Initial Expectations: Let's see. Jenna, Kylie, and Nici. Three of my favorite female performers. All in one movie on a VCA DVD.
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Titman's Pool Party 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/5/2000 by Diville
Starring: Jill Kelly, Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, T.T. Boy, Brandon Iron, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jessica Jewel, Tony Tedeschi, Dee [II] (classic female), Phyllisha Anne, Tye, Vince Vouyer, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Nakita Kash, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Houston, Melanie Stone, McKayla, Candi Daze, Malitia, Vanity, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Renee LaRue, Shelbee Myne, Cassady
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Starring: Melanie Stone, Claudia Chase, Wendi Knight, Houston, Renee LeRue, Alexandra Nice, Jill Kelly, Tye, Shelbee Myne, Jessica Jewel, Dee, Candi Daze, McKayla, Tabitha Stevens, Malitia, Cassady, Nikita Kash, Vanity, Lola, Elle DeVine, Phylisha Anne, Ron Jeremy, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, T.T. Boy, Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeshi Over the past couple of years more and more orgy videos have been hitting the market. For those who haven't been initiated, don't go confusing the orgy with the gangbang. Gangbangs are a bunch of horndogs teaming up on one person, while the orgy is a bunch of horndogs teaming up with each other. Somehow, these get togethers almost always take place around a pool (and never in my living room). Also, it's not surprising to find in one of these titles a cutaway shot of Ron Jeremy eating a sandwich.
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Brat Force
Release date: 7/3/2000
Reviewed on: 10/3/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Aja, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, Julianne James, Sasha Taylor, Nina De Ponca, Rene Morgan
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: pre - Nov. 1990 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Julianne James, Aja, Nina De Ponca, Sasha Taylor, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, & Paul Thomas (in a non - sex role) Extras: Bios, previews, interactive sex, and AVN Awards footage on the movie side. The second side contains three scenes each of anal, threesomes, and outdoor sex. It also has 2 scenes each from Lene', Dyanna Lauren, and Gina Fine. Gina? Oh, Vivid must mean Jeanne Fine. The scenes aren't too bad. They're normal Vivid quality. It also has the Vivid Bonus Disc - read bonus disc review here. Audio Quality: Choice between dolby surround and Dolby 5.1. The sound is pretty good, but it's also pretty obviously dubbed in a lot of places. Video Quality: Very grainy, but 'Brat Force' was filmed in the late 1980s, so it's not bad for the age. Music: I'm not sure, but I think the music was done by Merv and the Mellowtones. I've heard better stuff on elevators.
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8 To 4
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/2/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Juliet Anderson, Jesse Eastern, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Jesse Adams, Tigr, Lee Carroll, Michael Scott, James Price, Jason DeWitt
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 80 min. Production Date: Approx. 1980 Director: Louis Lewis Cast: Annette Haven, Lisa DeLeeux, Loni Sanders, Veronica Hart, Lee Carrol, Juliet Anderson, Herschel Savage, Paul Thomas, Jessie Adams, Chelsea McClane, Don Hart (Mike Horner), Jim Price, Michael Scott, and Jason DeWitt Extras: Photo Gallery, list of upcoming titles, and scene index Audio Quality: There's a little echo here and there and some of the dialogue is kind of hard to hear, but it's still pretty good. Video Quality: Much better than one would expect of a twenty year old porno. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Typical of early eighties porn. It's fairly well balanced, but there are a few spots where it's overpowering. Initial Expectations: '8 to 4' is one of the first pornos I can every remember watching, so I was hoping for a good treatment. Initial Reaction: Great transfer, but not much for extras.
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Backseat Driver 9 (Metro)
Release date: 4/28/2000
Reviewed on: 9/30/2000 by Diville
Starring: Brick Majors, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Caroline, Amber Michaels, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cherry, Brigette, Veronica Caine
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Starring: Wendi Knight, Lola, Bridgette Kerkove, Amber Michaels, Caroline, Barrett Moore, Stric-9 (Cherry Mirage), Mark Davis, Alex Sanders, Vince Voyeur, Brick Majors, Tice Bune. I'm not at all sure that a clear and official delineation between "gonzo" and "wall-to-wall" has ever been made, so let's just go ahead and call this a wall-to-wall hardcore DVD. There's no impish director behind the camera going on about how much he likes butts, or pussies, or tits. And there's no downtime between scenes with the talent proving either how normal they are, or how cool they can be. And you're not going to find any pre-coital interviews with the girls. Instead, you're given six very hardcore anal scenes, and that's it. No filler. Of course, I see that as a good thing. Each of these scenes is preceded with about a minute worth of tease from the girls, then we cut directly to the sex. The first of which features Amber Michaels in one-on-one action with Alex Sanders.
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Dream Quest
Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/28/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Felecia, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Brad Armstrong, Stephanie Swift, Teri Starr, Alexa, Jenna Jameson, Amber Michaels, Devin Wolf, Anthony Crane, jessica drake, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Review brief: The Plot: Wow, can life get any more rough than what Steve (Devin Wolf) has to go through? Check this out: here you are, sitting in classic convertible at a drive-in movie next to your date, Sarah (Jenna Jameson!) There is a guy in the next car getting a blowjob and Sarah is more interesting in eating popcorn than fooling around with you! Oh, the humanity! Sarah convinces Steve to take her home, whereupon she sits on her bed and bemoans the fact that romance is gone, fantasy is dying and there just aren't any good stories left anymore. Well, faster than you can say "Porn Fairy", two slender and winged members of the fairer sex pop through her mirror and ask for her help. You see, fantasy is dying, and the two fairies, Spring and Autumn (Stephanie Swift and Felecia), have located their savior in Sarah (apparently having used some mystical mental power roughly equivalent to that which causes women to go the bathroom in groups of thirty).
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Pussyman Takes Hollywood
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/28/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Nikki Sinn, Caressa Savage, Summer Knight, Kristina St. James, Holli Woods, Davia Ardell, Victoria Basque, Eve Bianco, Lucy Cooper
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: Running Time: 133 min. Production Year: 1998 Director: David Christopher Cast: Jill Kelly, Nikki Sinn, Caressa Savage, Davia Ardell, Summer Knight, Kristina St. James, Holli Woods, Victoria Basque, Eve Bianco, Lucy Cooper, Dave Hardman, Vince Voyeur, Marc Wallice, Nick East, Rick Masters, Zebra Boy, and Peter North Audio Quality: Less than average, which is normal for gonzo, but this is even lower than normal gonzo. Video Quality: Pretty average for gonzo. Some grain here and their and some focusing problems. Music: None during the sex. A little here and there through the movie. Initial Expectations: Pretty high. There's not many people who are known for putting out really good gonzo. Since Pussyman's been around for quite a while, I figure he probably knows what he's doing. Initial Reaction: Wow. Summer Knight, not Pussyman. Disc Problems: The disc is a flipper! Half way through the movie, you have to turn it over to finish it.
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Kelly the Coed 2: Initiation Night
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Sabrina Johnson, McKenna, Kristen, Jay Ashley, Gwen Summers, Herschel Savage
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Don't waste your money. Kelly the Coed (1) is much better than this one. It looked like everyone was just going through the paces with this one. If you bought the first one, don't waste your money on this one.
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Mask (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Sierra, Lene Hefner, Brittany O'Connell, Lacy Rose
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Lene' Hefner, Lacy Rose, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Nick East, Steven St. Croix Extras: The typical Vivid Wave extras. Previews, bios, 'interactive' sex, and AVN highlights. It's the same extras as the other Wave DVDs. Audio Quality: Average. There are a couple of spots that seem like they may have been dubbed, but it's not overly noticeable. There are also a few places where the sound seems to lose its depth, which probably added to my feeling of parts being dubbed. Video Quality: The picture shows a lot of grain, but I think that comes more from the original than the transfer. Music: The music comes and goes throughout the movie, but since it seems to be on purpose, it isn't too bad. When the music does stop, it seems to be the end of the song and you have some of the sounds of the people. Initial Expectations: Paul Thomas normally does a pretty good porno without much plot but with some average to better than average sex.
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Hand Job Hunnies
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by Diville
Starring: Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], McKayla, Heaven Leigh, Emilia, Damien Michaels, Chennin Blanc, Violet Love, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Todd Alexander, Adam Wilde, Natasha Blake, Jennifer Leigh, Devon Shire, Shelbee Myne, Amia Moore, Andre Madness, Kristin, Mariah Milano
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Starring: Amia More, Chenin Blanc, Devon Shire, Emilia, Heaven Leigh, Jennifer Leigh, Kristen, Lola, Mariah, McKayla,Natasha Blake, Shelbee Myne, Violet Love, Cheyenne Silver, Wendi Knight Directed By: Michael Adams Ever feel like something different? Of course you do; we all do. How else can you explain the success of vinegar flavored potato chips and the Chrysler PT Cruiser? The same sense of adventure (or, maybe boredom) that brought us these slightly different products, brings us Hand Job Hunnies. That's right, a DVD with nothing but hand jobs. The Citizen Kane of jack-off flicks. Actually, it's the only wall to wall boy/girl masturbation movie I've seen, but that's not to say it can't be a classic. Well, before we go any further understand that Hand Job Hunnies is not exactly a classic, but it is pretty good. I've never understood why some pursue the hand job like the rest of us might work toward something along the lines of actual sex...or free hockey tickets. After all, we can give ourselves hand jobs.
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Flashpoint (Wicked)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/25/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Once in a long while we get a movie like Flashpoint. In fact, the last time we got a movie like Flashpoint, it was called Backdraft and it only had one sex scene on top of a fire engine. (All movies about fire fighters need a sex scene on a fire engine) Someone decided that what the adult industry needed was a movie with the plot quality of Backdraft and the sexual heat of Conquest. Lo and behold, Flashpoint is created upon the forge of horny Jenna fans everywhere! The Plot:Most porn movies start with a sex scene inside of two minutes. The theory is that you want to grab the audience's dick and get its attention. This actually works. Trust me, if you grab anyone's dick you have their complete attention. However, this movie starts with a group of firefighters responding to automobile accident. As they work to extract the crash victim, the damaged engine catches on fire and the car explodes, killing both the accident victim and one of the firefighters. During the funeral, Jenna is interrupted by one of her coworkers (Lt.
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Conquest (Digital Playground)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/25/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Missy, Kia, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Sahara Sands, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Julie Rage, Claudio, Jenna Jameson, Alex Dane, Sean Rider
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: The Plot: Yep, not every great movie makes a whole hell of a lot of sense. Conquest is a good example. Our lovely tale of lust and torn bodices starts with a hanging. John "Dutch" is about to die for his crimes as a pirate. Sentenced to hang by his neck until dead (Does anyone just hang by the neck until uncomfortable?), John is rescued at the last second by his Captain, his fellow crewmen and the timely intervention of a chick with big tits. Naturally, no good deed goes unpunished, and we are treated to watching the crown prince (hilariously overplayed to perfection by somebody who deserved more credit) rant & rave about "Blackheart", our hero. Speaking of our hero, he and his crew are resting in the Batcave before setting sail. Captain Steubing receives a navigation chart and instructions to meet up with the rest of his crew at an uncharted island. Instead of thwacking the guy over the head for giving him a chart and instructions for an uncharted island, he wanders off to brood over the loss of his family.
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Centerfold (VCA)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/23/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Nick East, T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Marc Wallice, Francesca Le, Hyapatia Lee, Sandra Stone, Victor Lamour
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Title: Centerfold Studio: VCA Classics DVD Director: Bud Lee Production Date: ? Talent: Hyapatia Lee, Porsche Lynn, Francesca Lei, and Sandra Stone Length: 1 hour 24 minutes Scene One: Erika Estrada and a guy Kris (Hyapathia Lee) is a famous and bitchy hardcore still photographer. She sets the rules for fucking for the porn talent. She orders the male talent to take off Tara's (Francesca Lei) bra. From the starts, this is the best acting for a porn movie. Kris takes several pictures of them having sex. The guy begins to lick the model's clit. Kris asks the dude how she tastes. She does not believe that she tastes good so he French kisses the dude. It turns out that he was right. Kris returns to her job behind the camera. The photographer directs him to stop eating her out and commands her to suck his dick. Tara takes the dude's towel off so she can sucking away. Kris criticizes her technique and tells her to "get it down your throat." Like a good model she is, she obeys the photographer's commands.
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Freshman Fantasies 4
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/23/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Emily Jewel, Alex Sanders, Teri Starr, Mickey, Alice, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Jessica Darlin, Jenna, Michael J., Pete
Studio: Digital Playground
Review brief: Title: Freshman Fantasies 4 Studio: Digital Playground Director: Professor Mike Production Date: 10/16/1997 Talent: Jessica Darling, Emily, Jenna, Alice, Tyler Pete, and Teri Starr Length: 2 hours 3 minutes Scene One: Cruzin for Cock Professor Mike introduces us to Jessica Darling, a 21-year-old bleach blonde. She discusses her fantasy is to be driving around until she picks up a stranger from the street. While they continue to talk about her fantasy, images of Jessica masturbating as well as sucking cock appear on the screen. Professor Mike makes her fantasy a reality by driving around until Mike bumps into his friend, Alex. Mike offers Alex a ride in his car. Jessica reveals her breasts hidden by a tight bra. The Professor tells her to put her bra back on. After she does, she sucks Alex's cock in the back seat of the car. Mike pulls into his driveway and the sex continues in the backyard. Jessica and Alex kiss for a brief moment until she goes down on him. Jessica sucks cock like a skilled tactician.
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Ultimate Erotic Fantasy, The
Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Misty Rain, Felecia, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Debi Diamond, Steve Drake, Paula Price, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Jenna Jameson, Aaron Colt, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Metro's ULTIMATE EROTIC FANTASY is simply a compilation of scenes from Ultimate's line of films, directed by Andrew Blake doppelganger Cameron Grant. There is no doubt that each and every scene on this disc is well-photographed, imaginative, and absolutely hot as hell when it comes to sex, but this is to be expected when you consider the source material. The overall presentation, however, is somewhat lacking and greatly undermines the superb content. The DVD "boxcover" looks pretty generic when it comes to beauty and design. In fact, the model posing next to the car on the packaging is not one I readily recognize (although I am guessing that it's Jenteal), and seems to be taken from another video not directed by Grant. Furthermore, not all the stills found on the back of the DVD cover (or incorporated in the photo gallery) are from scenes in this feature, although they are clearly taken from other works by the director.
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69th Parallel
Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, T. J. Heart, Kylie Ireland, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands, Taylor Moore, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, and Randy Spears Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and previews. Your typical Adam & Eve extras, although the bios weren't nearly as good as some of their others. They don't even show a picture of the person in the bio. Audio Quality: Although Hi - Fi sound, I thought it was pretty poor. There was very little depth to the sound, there was a lot of background noise and wind noise, and almost every scene was dubbed. Video Quality: Average to slightly better than average. There's a little grain, but that was probably from the original filming. Music: Not bad, but it was very repetitive. There were a couple of spots where the music would end and then the same song would start up again. It wouldn't be bad if it wasn't noticeable, but I noticed.
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Car Wash Angels 2
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/21/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Running Time: 155 min. Director: Jim Holliday Cast: Jill Kelly, Felecia, Chloe, Inari Vachs, Sydnee Steele, Temptress, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Tabitha Stevens, Julie Meadows, Barrett Moore, Allysin Chaynes, Serenity, Bobbi Bliss, Renee La Rue, Tracy Love, Violet Jade, Salena Del Rey. Anita Cannibal, Chaz Vincent, Daisy Chain, Angela Summers, Katalyn, Brooke Hunter, Victoria Evans, Cleo Nichole, Niki Prince, Olivia Parrish, Julian, Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy, & Devin Wolf Extras: Bios, trailers, virtual tour (4 min), multiple angles, behind the scenes (6 min) , & photo gallery. Unfortunately, the multiple angles aren't always true multiple angles, as the cover suggests. I was a little disappointed with the bios also. The virtual tour is a tour of the VCA DVD, which was a nice little commercial. The behind the scenes was fun. It gave a good feel to Holliday's movies and a nice look at a lot of the stars. Audio Quality: Very good.
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Last Tango (Ultimate)
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/20/2000 by Diville
Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Michael J. Cox, Alexandra Silk, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Mia Ciccero, Erika Lockett
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Starring: Alexandra Silk, Asia Carrera, Mia Ciccero, Ericka Lockett, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Michael J. Cox, John Decker Directed By: Thomas Paine Porn translations of mainstream movies are almost always parodies. Why? Because it's downright silly to think you can rip off a good movie, turn it into porn, and still take yourself seriously. That's exactly the case of The Last Tango, however, which is "inspired" by The Last Tango in Paris, the classic Bernardo Bertolucci movie where Marlon Brando famously (and sadly) seduces Maria Schneider into a sexual affair. Ah, but porn is about sex, and not plot, right? So, why does it matter? It matters because it's a wasted effort and if you're a mainstream movie buff, then you end up feeling like a Led Zeppelin fan when Puff Daddy covered Kashmir. If you count yourself among Alexandra Silk's fans, you not only would have good reason to do so (she has great energy), but you'd also be hard pressed to find a DVD that displays her as much as this one.
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Cool Devices, Operations:1-4
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/20/2000 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 22 minutes per device Director: Various Cast: Japanese animation. Extras: Photo Gallery, Concept Art Audio Quality: Very good Video Quality: Very good Music: Almost none. Initial Expectations: I have heard a lot of really good things about Japanese erotica, so I expected a well made adult feature. I had also heard that a lot of people thought that it was quite sick, so I was a little uneasy about some of what I might find. Initial Reaction: Yep. That was different. Extremely well made, but not your usual porn. Review: At some point, I think almost everybody who watches American porn starts to get bored with it in some way or another and look for something different. One of the things I've heard a lot about that seemed like a good place to look for something different was Japanese erotica. Not really knowing much about it, 'Cool Devices' seemed like as good a place to try as any other.
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Up And Cummers 11
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/18/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Randy West, Jenna Jameson, Krysti Lynn, Vanity, Silka
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Although I am far less of a Jenna Jameson fan than the general porn public (my tastes lean towards women like Inari Vachs, Leena, Vicca, Ginger Lynn and Rebecca Lords), I can't deny that she has a lot of appeal, both visually and sexually. I originally purchased UP AND CUMMERS Number 10 on the strength of Jenna's slow and steady, but white hot scene with Kylie Ireland, where their tag-team encounter with Randy West was just to good to pass-up. Now, Jenna flies solo in a straight scene with Mr. West, prefaced by a photo session posing sequence which has a lot of tease and plenty of build up to the main action. Needless to say, Jenna truly shows herself to be a magnetic and sexy performer and I've finally come to understand what all her hype is about. When she is treated to extended pussy eating, she actually seems to enjoy it, and remains playful and fun- loving throughout her scene. She is one of the few actresses who kisses deeply and with passion, as opposed to just simple flicks of the tongue like too many other porn women.
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Rear Arrangers, The
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/18/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Nick East, Felecia, Ursula Moore, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Earl Slate, Nici Sterling, Sheila Stone, Wilde Oscar, Kristin
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Francois Clousot
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. Director: Francois Clousot Cast: Nici Sterling, Wilde Oscar, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Voyeur, Felicia, Ursula Moore, Sheila Stone, Kristin, Michael J. Cox, Tyce Bune, NicK East, and Earl Slate Extras: Trailers, better than average bios, typical bad multi - angles, and fantasy scene with Shayla (the box says Shayla and Nici, but I never found any scene with Nici). The fantasy scene is 3 choices of what you want Shayla to do. It's far from great. Audio Quality: Average. Nothing special, but nothing that stands out as being bad. Video Quality: Slightly better than average. Music: Fit the scenes and mood very good. Initial Expectations: It has to be better than the 'Avengers' movie that came out in 1998. I think Nici should do great in her role as Mrs. Peel, but I'm unsure about Wilde Oscar as Steep. I also expected some pretty heavy anal action. Initial Reaction: Fun! It made me realize again how bad the 'Avengers' movie from a few years ago was.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Eva, David Perry, Victoria, Katja Love, Dayana Kill, Judith Fox, Emeche, Claudia Jamsson, Alain Deloin, Karl Ben, Pierre Woodman, Tamara N-Joy, Suzanna Wienold, Bob Terminator, Dori, Paul Kreese, Milos Csaba, Kristina Nemeth, Robert Mester, Brandy Trickle, Brigitta Fazelas, John Striker
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Title: Superfuckers 1 Studio: Private DVD       DVD Production Date: 02/2000 Director: Pierre Woodman Talent: Dayana Kill, Brigitta (I), Claudia Jamsson, Victoria, Tamara, Kristina, Eva, Brigitta (II), Judith Fox, Anna, Dorka, Suzanna Wenold, Emeche, and Gabriella Length: 2 hours 55 minutes DVD Format: Dual Layer Single Sided Dayana Kill, a hot redhead, introduces us to the premiere installment of Pierre Woodman's Superfuckers 1. A cool montage then follows. Scene One: Brigitta Brigitta is HOT! She has mid-length brunette hair and a beautiful. She spreads her legs for Pierre Woodman. The director tells her to take off her white panties so it will be easier to play with herself. Mr. Woodman captures her in a first POV so one could imagine his/her hand playing with her pussy. The lady has a nice pussy that has not been overused. Pierre continues to finger her pussy vigorously which causes her to moan. Now, she is on all fours on the bed to show her beautiful ass to the camera. She gyrates her ass if there were a dick under her.
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Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Inari Vachs, Eric Price, Temptress, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Cheyenne Silver, Lauren Montgomery, Jade Marcela, Anastasia Romanov, Alexa Rae, Kamila, Dani Sexton, Michael Raven, Jon Yuma, Herschel Savage
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Starring : Eric Price, Herschel Savage, Tyce Buné, Chris Cannon, Alexa Rae, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Lauren Montgomery et al. Director/Producer/Screenwriter : Nic Cramer Running Time : 90 minutes Story Synopsis : The whole film is set in the near future, where it is possible to record one's experiences on disc due to a grid you place over your head. If you've seen the mainstream film 'Strange Days' (actually, one of my favourite sci-fi flicks) you more or less know what's going on. For the uninitiated, Nic Cramer is a director who obviously thinks he can reunite the combined talents of Stanley Kubrick, James Cameron and Coppola in his work (Actually, his films all suck but that's just my opinion), and thus bringing us a steady stream of Hollywood rip-offs such as 'Penetrator 2: Grudge Day' or 'Clockwork Orgy', a preview of which is on the DVD. In this one, Eric Price plays a hustler who deals with the 'trigger' discs (for that's what they are called) who are in fact illegal.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/6/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Gabrielle, David Perry, Gyonggi, Alain Deloin, Richard Langin, Lydia Inga, Philippe Soine, Suzan Nielsen, Andy Youngman, Bagheera, Kata Lynn, Notacha, Eva Roberts, J.P.X., Laslo Gipsy
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Title: Indecency 2 Studio: Private DVD       DVD Production Date: 01/2000 Director: Pierre Woodman Talent: Kata Lynn (aka Caroline and Caroline Cage), Gabriella, Suzan Nielsen, Gyonguy, Michelle St. Clair, Bagheera, Eva Roberts, Natacha, Inga, and Lydia, Length: 2 hours 27 minutes DVD Format: Dual Layer Single Sided In the previous installment [READ MY REVIEW OF INDECENCY 1], Isabelle found her husband cheating on him. While walking on the beach at night, she contemplates the millionaire's proposal. She walks to the Copacabana hotel and encounters the millionaire, Howard Nelson. She agrees to the proposal of 1 million dollars in cash for 48 hours of her time if and only if her friend-lawyer, Julie Kudit, goes over the formal contract in order to close the deal. Bruno looks pissed off at himself since he cheated on his wife. He goes to a cafe where he encounters two young ladies. One is black and the other is tanned. They chat him up and are obviously into him. He tells them about his present situation.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/5/2000 by dyssident
Starring: Inari Vachs, Chloe, Dee [II] (classic female), Liza Harper, Charlie, Raylene, India, Katie Gold, Flower, Petra
Studio: Vivid Raw
Review brief: This film was great.. This movie is all girl on girl (hence the title).. Lots of rubbing,, lapping and dildoing.. Chloe and Raylene are two of my favorites.. Raylene has a massive orgasm at the hands of Chloe and Charlie that looks great.. And of course Chloe nearly pops a vein cumming over and over.. If you love girl on girl action with lots of women getting off,, this movie is for you..
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Release date: 9/28/2000
Reviewed on: 10/5/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Vouyer, Lana Sands, Nici Sterling, Jon Dough, Marilyn Star, Jenna Jameson, Wilde Oscar
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 11 / 95 Director: Steve Perry Cast: Jenna Jameson, Juli Ashton, Jon Dough, Kylie Ireland, Shayla LaVeaux, Marc Davis, Nici Sterling, Marilyn Star, Tom Byron, Felicia, Lana Sands, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Voyeur, and Wilde Oscar Extras: Photo Gallery, Bios, and 3 trailers. For VCA, this DVD is lacking. Audio Quality: Very good, with the exception of a couple scenes being dubbed. Juli Ashton's first scene is dubbed really bad. Video Quality: Very good except for a couple spots. In the final cumshot, the picture loses a lot of it's color and gets almost a bluish tinge. Music: There isn't music in every scene. When there is music, it's well balanced and fits the mood of the scene. Initial Expectations: Let's see. Jenna, Kylie, and Nici. Three of my favorite female performers. All in one movie on a VCA DVD.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/5/2000 by Diville
Starring: Jill Kelly, Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, T.T. Boy, Brandon Iron, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jessica Jewel, Tony Tedeschi, Dee [II] (classic female), Phyllisha Anne, Tye, Vince Vouyer, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Nakita Kash, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Houston, Melanie Stone, McKayla, Candi Daze, Malitia, Vanity, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Renee LaRue, Shelbee Myne, Cassady
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Starring: Melanie Stone, Claudia Chase, Wendi Knight, Houston, Renee LeRue, Alexandra Nice, Jill Kelly, Tye, Shelbee Myne, Jessica Jewel, Dee, Candi Daze, McKayla, Tabitha Stevens, Malitia, Cassady, Nikita Kash, Vanity, Lola, Elle DeVine, Phylisha Anne, Ron Jeremy, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, T.T. Boy, Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeshi Over the past couple of years more and more orgy videos have been hitting the market. For those who haven't been initiated, don't go confusing the orgy with the gangbang. Gangbangs are a bunch of horndogs teaming up on one person, while the orgy is a bunch of horndogs teaming up with each other. Somehow, these get togethers almost always take place around a pool (and never in my living room). Also, it's not surprising to find in one of these titles a cutaway shot of Ron Jeremy eating a sandwich.
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Release date: 7/3/2000
Reviewed on: 10/3/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Aja, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, Julianne James, Sasha Taylor, Nina De Ponca, Rene Morgan
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: pre - Nov. 1990 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Julianne James, Aja, Nina De Ponca, Sasha Taylor, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, & Paul Thomas (in a non - sex role) Extras: Bios, previews, interactive sex, and AVN Awards footage on the movie side. The second side contains three scenes each of anal, threesomes, and outdoor sex. It also has 2 scenes each from Lene', Dyanna Lauren, and Gina Fine. Gina? Oh, Vivid must mean Jeanne Fine. The scenes aren't too bad. They're normal Vivid quality. It also has the Vivid Bonus Disc - read bonus disc review here. Audio Quality: Choice between dolby surround and Dolby 5.1. The sound is pretty good, but it's also pretty obviously dubbed in a lot of places. Video Quality: Very grainy, but 'Brat Force' was filmed in the late 1980s, so it's not bad for the age. Music: I'm not sure, but I think the music was done by Merv and the Mellowtones. I've heard better stuff on elevators.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/2/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Juliet Anderson, Jesse Eastern, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Jesse Adams, Tigr, Lee Carroll, Michael Scott, James Price, Jason DeWitt
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 80 min. Production Date: Approx. 1980 Director: Louis Lewis Cast: Annette Haven, Lisa DeLeeux, Loni Sanders, Veronica Hart, Lee Carrol, Juliet Anderson, Herschel Savage, Paul Thomas, Jessie Adams, Chelsea McClane, Don Hart (Mike Horner), Jim Price, Michael Scott, and Jason DeWitt Extras: Photo Gallery, list of upcoming titles, and scene index Audio Quality: There's a little echo here and there and some of the dialogue is kind of hard to hear, but it's still pretty good. Video Quality: Much better than one would expect of a twenty year old porno. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Typical of early eighties porn. It's fairly well balanced, but there are a few spots where it's overpowering. Initial Expectations: '8 to 4' is one of the first pornos I can every remember watching, so I was hoping for a good treatment. Initial Reaction: Great transfer, but not much for extras.
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Release date: 4/28/2000
Reviewed on: 9/30/2000 by Diville
Starring: Brick Majors, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Caroline, Amber Michaels, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cherry, Brigette, Veronica Caine
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Starring: Wendi Knight, Lola, Bridgette Kerkove, Amber Michaels, Caroline, Barrett Moore, Stric-9 (Cherry Mirage), Mark Davis, Alex Sanders, Vince Voyeur, Brick Majors, Tice Bune. I'm not at all sure that a clear and official delineation between "gonzo" and "wall-to-wall" has ever been made, so let's just go ahead and call this a wall-to-wall hardcore DVD. There's no impish director behind the camera going on about how much he likes butts, or pussies, or tits. And there's no downtime between scenes with the talent proving either how normal they are, or how cool they can be. And you're not going to find any pre-coital interviews with the girls. Instead, you're given six very hardcore anal scenes, and that's it. No filler. Of course, I see that as a good thing. Each of these scenes is preceded with about a minute worth of tease from the girls, then we cut directly to the sex. The first of which features Amber Michaels in one-on-one action with Alex Sanders.
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Release date: 6/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/28/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Felecia, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Brad Armstrong, Stephanie Swift, Teri Starr, Alexa, Jenna Jameson, Amber Michaels, Devin Wolf, Anthony Crane, jessica drake, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Review brief: The Plot: Wow, can life get any more rough than what Steve (Devin Wolf) has to go through? Check this out: here you are, sitting in classic convertible at a drive-in movie next to your date, Sarah (Jenna Jameson!) There is a guy in the next car getting a blowjob and Sarah is more interesting in eating popcorn than fooling around with you! Oh, the humanity! Sarah convinces Steve to take her home, whereupon she sits on her bed and bemoans the fact that romance is gone, fantasy is dying and there just aren't any good stories left anymore. Well, faster than you can say "Porn Fairy", two slender and winged members of the fairer sex pop through her mirror and ask for her help. You see, fantasy is dying, and the two fairies, Spring and Autumn (Stephanie Swift and Felecia), have located their savior in Sarah (apparently having used some mystical mental power roughly equivalent to that which causes women to go the bathroom in groups of thirty).
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/28/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Nikki Sinn, Caressa Savage, Summer Knight, Kristina St. James, Holli Woods, Davia Ardell, Victoria Basque, Eve Bianco, Lucy Cooper
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: Running Time: 133 min. Production Year: 1998 Director: David Christopher Cast: Jill Kelly, Nikki Sinn, Caressa Savage, Davia Ardell, Summer Knight, Kristina St. James, Holli Woods, Victoria Basque, Eve Bianco, Lucy Cooper, Dave Hardman, Vince Voyeur, Marc Wallice, Nick East, Rick Masters, Zebra Boy, and Peter North Audio Quality: Less than average, which is normal for gonzo, but this is even lower than normal gonzo. Video Quality: Pretty average for gonzo. Some grain here and their and some focusing problems. Music: None during the sex. A little here and there through the movie. Initial Expectations: Pretty high. There's not many people who are known for putting out really good gonzo. Since Pussyman's been around for quite a while, I figure he probably knows what he's doing. Initial Reaction: Wow. Summer Knight, not Pussyman. Disc Problems: The disc is a flipper! Half way through the movie, you have to turn it over to finish it.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Sabrina Johnson, McKenna, Kristen, Jay Ashley, Gwen Summers, Herschel Savage
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Don't waste your money. Kelly the Coed (1) is much better than this one. It looked like everyone was just going through the paces with this one. If you bought the first one, don't waste your money on this one.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Sierra, Lene Hefner, Brittany O'Connell, Lacy Rose
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Lene' Hefner, Lacy Rose, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Nick East, Steven St. Croix Extras: The typical Vivid Wave extras. Previews, bios, 'interactive' sex, and AVN highlights. It's the same extras as the other Wave DVDs. Audio Quality: Average. There are a couple of spots that seem like they may have been dubbed, but it's not overly noticeable. There are also a few places where the sound seems to lose its depth, which probably added to my feeling of parts being dubbed. Video Quality: The picture shows a lot of grain, but I think that comes more from the original than the transfer. Music: The music comes and goes throughout the movie, but since it seems to be on purpose, it isn't too bad. When the music does stop, it seems to be the end of the song and you have some of the sounds of the people. Initial Expectations: Paul Thomas normally does a pretty good porno without much plot but with some average to better than average sex.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000 by Diville
Starring: Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], McKayla, Heaven Leigh, Emilia, Damien Michaels, Chennin Blanc, Violet Love, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Todd Alexander, Adam Wilde, Natasha Blake, Jennifer Leigh, Devon Shire, Shelbee Myne, Amia Moore, Andre Madness, Kristin, Mariah Milano
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Starring: Amia More, Chenin Blanc, Devon Shire, Emilia, Heaven Leigh, Jennifer Leigh, Kristen, Lola, Mariah, McKayla,Natasha Blake, Shelbee Myne, Violet Love, Cheyenne Silver, Wendi Knight Directed By: Michael Adams Ever feel like something different? Of course you do; we all do. How else can you explain the success of vinegar flavored potato chips and the Chrysler PT Cruiser? The same sense of adventure (or, maybe boredom) that brought us these slightly different products, brings us Hand Job Hunnies. That's right, a DVD with nothing but hand jobs. The Citizen Kane of jack-off flicks. Actually, it's the only wall to wall boy/girl masturbation movie I've seen, but that's not to say it can't be a classic. Well, before we go any further understand that Hand Job Hunnies is not exactly a classic, but it is pretty good. I've never understood why some pursue the hand job like the rest of us might work toward something along the lines of actual sex...or free hockey tickets. After all, we can give ourselves hand jobs.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/25/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Once in a long while we get a movie like Flashpoint. In fact, the last time we got a movie like Flashpoint, it was called Backdraft and it only had one sex scene on top of a fire engine. (All movies about fire fighters need a sex scene on a fire engine) Someone decided that what the adult industry needed was a movie with the plot quality of Backdraft and the sexual heat of Conquest. Lo and behold, Flashpoint is created upon the forge of horny Jenna fans everywhere! The Plot:Most porn movies start with a sex scene inside of two minutes. The theory is that you want to grab the audience's dick and get its attention. This actually works. Trust me, if you grab anyone's dick you have their complete attention. However, this movie starts with a group of firefighters responding to automobile accident. As they work to extract the crash victim, the damaged engine catches on fire and the car explodes, killing both the accident victim and one of the firefighters. During the funeral, Jenna is interrupted by one of her coworkers (Lt.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/25/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Missy, Kia, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Sahara Sands, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Julie Rage, Claudio, Jenna Jameson, Alex Dane, Sean Rider
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: The Plot: Yep, not every great movie makes a whole hell of a lot of sense. Conquest is a good example. Our lovely tale of lust and torn bodices starts with a hanging. John "Dutch" is about to die for his crimes as a pirate. Sentenced to hang by his neck until dead (Does anyone just hang by the neck until uncomfortable?), John is rescued at the last second by his Captain, his fellow crewmen and the timely intervention of a chick with big tits. Naturally, no good deed goes unpunished, and we are treated to watching the crown prince (hilariously overplayed to perfection by somebody who deserved more credit) rant & rave about "Blackheart", our hero. Speaking of our hero, he and his crew are resting in the Batcave before setting sail. Captain Steubing receives a navigation chart and instructions to meet up with the rest of his crew at an uncharted island. Instead of thwacking the guy over the head for giving him a chart and instructions for an uncharted island, he wanders off to brood over the loss of his family.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/23/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Nick East, T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Marc Wallice, Francesca Le, Hyapatia Lee, Sandra Stone, Victor Lamour
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Title: Centerfold Studio: VCA Classics DVD Director: Bud Lee Production Date: ? Talent: Hyapatia Lee, Porsche Lynn, Francesca Lei, and Sandra Stone Length: 1 hour 24 minutes Scene One: Erika Estrada and a guy Kris (Hyapathia Lee) is a famous and bitchy hardcore still photographer. She sets the rules for fucking for the porn talent. She orders the male talent to take off Tara's (Francesca Lei) bra. From the starts, this is the best acting for a porn movie. Kris takes several pictures of them having sex. The guy begins to lick the model's clit. Kris asks the dude how she tastes. She does not believe that she tastes good so he French kisses the dude. It turns out that he was right. Kris returns to her job behind the camera. The photographer directs him to stop eating her out and commands her to suck his dick. Tara takes the dude's towel off so she can sucking away. Kris criticizes her technique and tells her to "get it down your throat." Like a good model she is, she obeys the photographer's commands.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/23/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Emily Jewel, Alex Sanders, Teri Starr, Mickey, Alice, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Jessica Darlin, Jenna, Michael J., Pete
Studio: Digital Playground
Review brief: Title: Freshman Fantasies 4 Studio: Digital Playground Director: Professor Mike Production Date: 10/16/1997 Talent: Jessica Darling, Emily, Jenna, Alice, Tyler Pete, and Teri Starr Length: 2 hours 3 minutes Scene One: Cruzin for Cock Professor Mike introduces us to Jessica Darling, a 21-year-old bleach blonde. She discusses her fantasy is to be driving around until she picks up a stranger from the street. While they continue to talk about her fantasy, images of Jessica masturbating as well as sucking cock appear on the screen. Professor Mike makes her fantasy a reality by driving around until Mike bumps into his friend, Alex. Mike offers Alex a ride in his car. Jessica reveals her breasts hidden by a tight bra. The Professor tells her to put her bra back on. After she does, she sucks Alex's cock in the back seat of the car. Mike pulls into his driveway and the sex continues in the backyard. Jessica and Alex kiss for a brief moment until she goes down on him. Jessica sucks cock like a skilled tactician.
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Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Misty Rain, Felecia, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Debi Diamond, Steve Drake, Paula Price, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Jenna Jameson, Aaron Colt, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Metro's ULTIMATE EROTIC FANTASY is simply a compilation of scenes from Ultimate's line of films, directed by Andrew Blake doppelganger Cameron Grant. There is no doubt that each and every scene on this disc is well-photographed, imaginative, and absolutely hot as hell when it comes to sex, but this is to be expected when you consider the source material. The overall presentation, however, is somewhat lacking and greatly undermines the superb content. The DVD "boxcover" looks pretty generic when it comes to beauty and design. In fact, the model posing next to the car on the packaging is not one I readily recognize (although I am guessing that it's Jenteal), and seems to be taken from another video not directed by Grant. Furthermore, not all the stills found on the back of the DVD cover (or incorporated in the photo gallery) are from scenes in this feature, although they are clearly taken from other works by the director.
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Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, T. J. Heart, Kylie Ireland, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands, Taylor Moore, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, and Randy Spears Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and previews. Your typical Adam & Eve extras, although the bios weren't nearly as good as some of their others. They don't even show a picture of the person in the bio. Audio Quality: Although Hi - Fi sound, I thought it was pretty poor. There was very little depth to the sound, there was a lot of background noise and wind noise, and almost every scene was dubbed. Video Quality: Average to slightly better than average. There's a little grain, but that was probably from the original filming. Music: Not bad, but it was very repetitive. There were a couple of spots where the music would end and then the same song would start up again. It wouldn't be bad if it wasn't noticeable, but I noticed.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/21/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Running Time: 155 min. Director: Jim Holliday Cast: Jill Kelly, Felecia, Chloe, Inari Vachs, Sydnee Steele, Temptress, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Tabitha Stevens, Julie Meadows, Barrett Moore, Allysin Chaynes, Serenity, Bobbi Bliss, Renee La Rue, Tracy Love, Violet Jade, Salena Del Rey. Anita Cannibal, Chaz Vincent, Daisy Chain, Angela Summers, Katalyn, Brooke Hunter, Victoria Evans, Cleo Nichole, Niki Prince, Olivia Parrish, Julian, Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy, & Devin Wolf Extras: Bios, trailers, virtual tour (4 min), multiple angles, behind the scenes (6 min) , & photo gallery. Unfortunately, the multiple angles aren't always true multiple angles, as the cover suggests. I was a little disappointed with the bios also. The virtual tour is a tour of the VCA DVD, which was a nice little commercial. The behind the scenes was fun. It gave a good feel to Holliday's movies and a nice look at a lot of the stars. Audio Quality: Very good.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/20/2000 by Diville
Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Michael J. Cox, Alexandra Silk, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Mia Ciccero, Erika Lockett
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Starring: Alexandra Silk, Asia Carrera, Mia Ciccero, Ericka Lockett, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Michael J. Cox, John Decker Directed By: Thomas Paine Porn translations of mainstream movies are almost always parodies. Why? Because it's downright silly to think you can rip off a good movie, turn it into porn, and still take yourself seriously. That's exactly the case of The Last Tango, however, which is "inspired" by The Last Tango in Paris, the classic Bernardo Bertolucci movie where Marlon Brando famously (and sadly) seduces Maria Schneider into a sexual affair. Ah, but porn is about sex, and not plot, right? So, why does it matter? It matters because it's a wasted effort and if you're a mainstream movie buff, then you end up feeling like a Led Zeppelin fan when Puff Daddy covered Kashmir. If you count yourself among Alexandra Silk's fans, you not only would have good reason to do so (she has great energy), but you'd also be hard pressed to find a DVD that displays her as much as this one.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/20/2000 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 22 minutes per device Director: Various Cast: Japanese animation. Extras: Photo Gallery, Concept Art Audio Quality: Very good Video Quality: Very good Music: Almost none. Initial Expectations: I have heard a lot of really good things about Japanese erotica, so I expected a well made adult feature. I had also heard that a lot of people thought that it was quite sick, so I was a little uneasy about some of what I might find. Initial Reaction: Yep. That was different. Extremely well made, but not your usual porn. Review: At some point, I think almost everybody who watches American porn starts to get bored with it in some way or another and look for something different. One of the things I've heard a lot about that seemed like a good place to look for something different was Japanese erotica. Not really knowing much about it, 'Cool Devices' seemed like as good a place to try as any other.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/18/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Randy West, Jenna Jameson, Krysti Lynn, Vanity, Silka
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Although I am far less of a Jenna Jameson fan than the general porn public (my tastes lean towards women like Inari Vachs, Leena, Vicca, Ginger Lynn and Rebecca Lords), I can't deny that she has a lot of appeal, both visually and sexually. I originally purchased UP AND CUMMERS Number 10 on the strength of Jenna's slow and steady, but white hot scene with Kylie Ireland, where their tag-team encounter with Randy West was just to good to pass-up. Now, Jenna flies solo in a straight scene with Mr. West, prefaced by a photo session posing sequence which has a lot of tease and plenty of build up to the main action. Needless to say, Jenna truly shows herself to be a magnetic and sexy performer and I've finally come to understand what all her hype is about. When she is treated to extended pussy eating, she actually seems to enjoy it, and remains playful and fun- loving throughout her scene. She is one of the few actresses who kisses deeply and with passion, as opposed to just simple flicks of the tongue like too many other porn women.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/18/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Nick East, Felecia, Ursula Moore, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Earl Slate, Nici Sterling, Sheila Stone, Wilde Oscar, Kristin
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Francois Clousot
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. Director: Francois Clousot Cast: Nici Sterling, Wilde Oscar, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Voyeur, Felicia, Ursula Moore, Sheila Stone, Kristin, Michael J. Cox, Tyce Bune, NicK East, and Earl Slate Extras: Trailers, better than average bios, typical bad multi - angles, and fantasy scene with Shayla (the box says Shayla and Nici, but I never found any scene with Nici). The fantasy scene is 3 choices of what you want Shayla to do. It's far from great. Audio Quality: Average. Nothing special, but nothing that stands out as being bad. Video Quality: Slightly better than average. Music: Fit the scenes and mood very good. Initial Expectations: It has to be better than the 'Avengers' movie that came out in 1998. I think Nici should do great in her role as Mrs. Peel, but I'm unsure about Wilde Oscar as Steep. I also expected some pretty heavy anal action. Initial Reaction: Fun! It made me realize again how bad the 'Avengers' movie from a few years ago was.
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