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Pool Party (Sinthetic)
Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by Draken
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Sinthetic Stars: Not Listed on Case Pre Viewing Expectations The case shows some explict stills from the movie around a pool, and in a bedroom. There is no writeup of the plot, nor is there a listing of the stars in the movie. The only person listed on the case is Andrew Blake, the director. The Main Event First scene starts off with a woman sunning by the pool. Up comes a pizza delivery guy with her pizza. She asks him to help her with some suntan oil, and it progresses into sex. Probably one of the most overused and predictable plot elements used in porn movies today. The next scene opens with a clothed woman saying she is from the Czech Republic, she is 21, she is on vactation, she loves America, and she wants to show us her body. She does a seductive strip tease, then starts to play with herself on a chaise lounger. Suddenly, a dildo appears, and she starts to go to town with it. Apparently she's really getting into the mood, as she seems quite startled when another woman shows up.
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Confessions of Hollywood Housewives
Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by Draken
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Ruby, Julian, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, J.J. Michaels, Melanie Stone, Shyla Foxxx, Anthony Crane, Herschel
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Cal Vista Stars: Shyla Foxx, Melanie Stone, John Decker, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, Nick East, Dave Hardman, Ruby, JJ Michaels, Anthony Crane, Herschel, and Julian Pre Viewing Expectations Non-explicit photos shows us some shots of the movie. There is a write up which gives us a brief synopsis of the plot. A list of the stars and the included extras are also mentioned. The Main Event The wife of a soap opera producer is feeling a bored, and has dreams of doing the pool guy (how original). The producer gets some side action from his secretary in his office. The secretary has a pretty convincing orgasm before they try some anal action. The scene concludes with him giving her a facial. When the ratings of her husband's show starts to drop, his wife wanting to protect his job (and her standard of living), and three other bored housewives decide to "research" sex in order to spice up the script of the soap opera.
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Fuck My Ass...See Me Squirt
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by snowman872
Starring: Jade Marcela
Studio: Good Fuck
Review brief: Fuck My Ass, See Me Squirt Starlets: Jade Marcela - Awesome Indonesian beauty with insatiable sexual appetite. Raincoater favorite. Unfortunately, this is one of her weakest scenes ever! "A" List! * Category: Compilation (with one or possibly more original scenes) * Director Unknown - Various * Themes anal sex, squirting (pussy cum - not pissing) * Production or Street Date 06.2000 (dop) * Released By Good Fuck Productions * Available Formats DVD (unknown whether a VHS version exists) * Running Time 88 minutes * Source and Price Paid eBay auction (winning bid 9.95) * Box Cover Quote "... tinkle tinkle little porn star." DVD Features: Jump to Scenes, Photo Shoots, DVD- DVD/ROM, IBM/MAC Compatible, Non Regional Coding, Dolby Sound (Some of these features did not work on my player -- read notes below!). TOTAL SCORE Overall GPA 1.9 (C-) Total Raincoat Points 164 Avg.
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Loves of Laure, The (L'Amour de Laure)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Erika Bella, Laure Sainclair, Mike Foster, Regina, John Walton, Andrew Youngman, Anita Blond, Kristina Swarcz, Vivienne, Donisz, Ferencz, Dina Pearl, Illana Moore, Jean-Yves Le Castel
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Christophe Clark Producer: Marc Dorcel (I know that I normally don't mention producers, but Marc Dorcel is the leader in Euro porn from what I understand, so it seems worth noting.) Cast: Laure Sainclair, Anita Blond, Erika Bella, Vivienne, Regina, Illana Moore, Dina Pearl, Donisz, Kristina Swarcz, Jean- Yves Le Castel, Andy Youngman, Zsolt Walton, and Ferenc Extras: Photo Gallery and bios of Laure, Anita, and Vivienne. 'The Loves of Laure' also has the original French language track along with dubbing in English, Spanish, German, and Italian and Portuguese, Danish, and Swedish subtitles. Audio Quality: The French (original language) track is very clear and synchs very well with the video. Since I don't speak French this wasn't too important to me, but it does show attention to technical details.
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Flavor Of Men, The
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Peter Wilder, Chance Caldwell, Max Grand, Kurt Stefano, Steve O'Donnell, Bryan Kidd, Sam Crockett
Studio: Oh Man
Review brief: On the cover of The Flavor of Mens DVD is an extreme close up of Sam Crocketts six pack, with the tempting question, Wanna Taste? If only I could! The movie starts out with Steve ODonnell taking a shower after a short workout. Delivery boy Bryan Kidd stops by and quickly strips down and joins him. There is nothing quite like the sight of two guys making out in the shower. I dont know why we dont see this more often. Anyway, after getting each other squeaky clean in the shower, they retire up to Steves room for some more intense action. Just as Steve is planting his face in Bryans ass, Sam Crockett interrupts them. Sam is looking for his friend Kurt Stefano. Sam isnt about to walk away from these two, though, and joins them for some hot 3way oral action. Suddenly, Sam decides he wants to save his cum for Kurt, and takes off, leaving Bryan and Steve alone to finish things up.
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All Star
Release date: 10/30/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by Oneloa
Starring: Alex Sanders, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Rebecca Lord, Envy, Lisa Belle, Sadie Sexton, Rocki Roads, Bonita Saint
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Overview Finally, a movie made for DVD! It was only a matter of time before this was to happen. The only differences with this movie compared to a movie captured on video or film are picture quality, sound quality and true multiple angles. I know that a lot of people aren't fans of this, but you have to give credit where credit is do. All of my complaints with multiple angles in the past have been corrected in this movie. First, there's no icon on the screen at all. The multi- angles are throughout the entire movie for the whole scene. Both angles are great. The colors and brightness match. The angles are real-time. Meaning that you see the exact moment in the film, just a different angle. This is the way I think we all envisioned it to be in the first place... all movies until now have failed at it. The only other movie I thought that had good multi-angles was the solo scene in Rocki Roads' Wet Dreams. Ok ok... I'm done talking about the multiple angles... for now.
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Barely Legal 2 (Hustler)
Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Kyle Stone, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], Teri Starr, Blair Segal, Joel Lawrence, Anna, Gia, Kristi, Jane Lixx, Lindsey, Tristen
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury, Clive McLean
Review brief: There are five scenes to this DVD. I will rate the scenes on a scale of 1 to 5 (Hot!). In first two scenes each girl has a peeing scene. Scene 1 - Girl/Boy scene. This scene has some good footage of her riding her bicycle with glimpses of her panties. This scene is rated 4.5. Scene 2 - Girl(Cheyenne Silver)/Boy scene. This was the best scene of the movie because Cheyenne is the best looking of the women in this movie. Her role in this scene is a babysitter and the guy is supposedly the father of the children she is babysitting. This scene is rated a 4. Scene 3 - Girl/Girl scene. This scene was to short with very little heat. This scene is rated a 2.5. Scene 4 - Girl/Girl/Boy scene. The girls are dressed as cheerleaders. I give the girls credit for acting enthused about the sex. This scene is rated a 3.5. Scene 5 - Girl/Girl/Boy Scene. This scene is rated a 3. Overall, this movie did not provide much heat. The two best scenes are the first two. There is a slide show and a movie preview.
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Pure Sex 2 (Sinthetic)
Release date: 8/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Coralie, Sheila, Lea Martin, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: TITLE: Pure Sex #2 Studio: Sinthetic Director: Francois Clousot Date of Release: August 2000 Talent: Rebecca Lord, Lea Martine, Coralie, Avalon, Sheilia, and Dru Barrymore Length: 1 hour 14 minutes Format: Single-sided single layer "The Garden of Love"Â with Lea Martini, Rebecca Lord, and a guy Lea Martini is a bleach blonde lady with a nice body. The pool dude tries to put the moves on her but she tells him to go away. Magically, Rebecca appears and Lea is excited. Rebecca helps her get out of her two piece swimsuit. Rebecca is lucky since she has the opportunity to suck on Lea's nice breasts. Next, Rebecca licks Lea's pussy. Great close-up of Lea's pussy by the Frenchman. Lea can barely hold herself together while she gets pleasured. Lea is ready for Bruno, the pool dude. Rebecca in her nice tight body provides the catalyst for getting Lea and Bruno together. However, she has to have fun with Bruno first. She takes his cock and begins sucking on it. This is completely incredible. Rebecca knows how to tease the cock.
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I Love Lesbians Three
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Charlie, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 137 min. Production Date: 1/20/98 Director: Randy West Cast: Stacy Valentine, Missy, Charlie, Misty Rain, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle, and, of course, Randy West and several of his friends Extras: Photo Gallery and 7 trailers. The cover claims 360 degree real multiple orgasms and moving menus. The moving menus are menus with scenes form the feature. The 360 degree real multiple orgasms does NOT mean multiple angles. Audio Quality: Uneven. It ends up pretty average, but the dialogue is a mixed bag. Sometimes the dialogue is really good, other times it's barely understandable it's so quiet. Video Quality: Typical gonzo quality, which is to say okay at best. Music: None. Initial Expectations: With both Missy and Stacy Valentine here, I had some pretty good expectations. That is, until I saw Randy West. Initial Reaction: Despite having Randy West, it's better than I expected.
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Private Gold 36: Sex Therapy
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Diana, Melanie, Justine, Rob Terminator, Gili Sky, Philippe Soine, Suzan Nielsen, Magdelana, Mario, Veronica Stark, My Lee, Mony, Agness Grimaldi, James Brossman
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: As usual, Private brings to this DVD a good looking bunch of women. The camera work is good and the DVD is clean and grisp. Some of the women seem to be enjoying themselves more than the other women in this movie. However, this DVD is still "good porn". There are your typical DVD extras from Private on this disc.
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My Plaything: Stacy Valentine
Release date: 6/21/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by Diville
Starring: Stacy Valentine
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine I just had sex with Stacy Valentine, or so I've been led to believe. Of course, watching a DVD "sex simulator" is not the real thing, close to the real thing, or a good substitution for the real thing. But, if you're one of the multitudes like myself who are in lust with Stacy Valentine, you'll be happy to take what you can get. What you get with Digital Sin's My Plaything: Stacy Valentine is a well constructed, crystal clear, ultra sexy two hours of porn. That's not to say that this production is without it's faults; virtual sex titles have their limitations. Still, short of having Stacy sweat all over you herself (and there's no denying the girl's got some overactive pores), this may be as good as you'll ever get. It's more accurate to call a title like this a high tech masturbation aid than a sex simulator. Sex is visceral; DVD is not, even when it's this technically perfect.
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My Plaything: Tera Patrick
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by Diville
Starring: Tera Patrick
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Starring: Tera Patrick Is there any wonder why Tera Patrick has risen so quickly from modeling obscurity to porn superstardom? Just look at her. She's so popular because she's so pretty. It's that simple. She's so pretty that it's off putting. Intimidating. To see her is to wonder what it would it feel to have sex with a woman who looks like her. I suspect it might feel a little something like humping the Holy Grail--a warm, sexy, big breasted, exotic looking Holy Grail. Unfortunately, I'll never get to know for sure. My Plaything: Tera Patrick, on the other hand, promises that I can come real close to finding out in the privacy of my own living room. Let's just say I liked this DVD, but I still don't know what it feels like to have sex with her. While Tera Patrick might be the Holy Grail of sexual conquests, we've got a long way to go before we're ever fooled into thinking we're having sex with a beautiful woman when we're not. To be fair, it's not Digital Sin's intention to trick us.
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Chasing Stacy
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by Diville
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Peter North, Stacy Valentine, Holly Hummer
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Wit Maverick
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine Director: Wit Maverick Should I ever be struck by a bus and live, chances are the first thing I'll say upon being revived will be, "Forget about me! How's Stacy Valentine?" To put it mildly, I'm a fan. And why shouldn't I be? She's a got super heroine's body, a sweet and wild attitude, and she willingly does all those things I secretly want women to be doing. Unfortunately, she's never done those things to me. VCA, however, puts itself in the position of being my personal Mr. Rourke as their Chasing Stacy DVD suggests my fantasy might come true after all. I have to admit, considering they don't know just how perverse or elaborate my fantasies can be, they've done a fantastic job. As a virtual sex title, Chasing Stacy gets the job done, and done well. But it's more than just a "sex simulation." It's a game, and a mini greatest hits compilation, as well.
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Pure Bliss
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 11/4/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Temptress, Monique DeMoan, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 7 / 30 / 99 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Temptress, Anna Malle, Cheyenne Silver, Monique DeMoan, Devon Wolfe, Jon Dough, Joel Lawrence, Ian Daniels, and Dale DaBone Extras: Previews, photo gallery, and bios of a few of the cast members. The extras are pretty typical of Adam & Eve's previous releases. Audio Quality: Very uneven. I found myself constantly working the volume on my TV. There's also a few spots which seem obviously dubbed and a few that seem dubbed but aren't that noticeable. Video Quality: Good. Music: The music is soft and romantic through most of the movie. It's also well balanced with the rest of the audio. Initial Expectations: With Raven Touchstone writing, Bud Lee directing, and Temptress and Anna Malle in the cast this seems like a sure winner. Initial Reaction: Pretty average.
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First Time 5 (Dolphin)
Release date: 7/10/2000
Reviewed on: 11/4/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Andrew, Roman, Artem, Ilia, Yuris, Artems, Yanis, Edmond, Temas, Konstantin
Studio: Dolphin
Directed by: Alex Clark
Review brief: Anyone who has watched a lot of porn, knows what is it like when you accidentally pick up a movie that really rubs you the wrong way. You know what I mean the kind that makes you want to swear off porn forever? This, my friends, is exactly that movie. An hour and 40 minutes of the most god-awful porn I have ever seen. First off, the boys in this flick are just down right unattractive. I believe most of them are from Russia. They seem to range from age 18 to 20, but are all, for the most part, boney, scrawny, pimply, and in desperate need of a tan. There is 1 cute guy that I found in this movie, and Dolphin International was wise enough to put him on the cover of the DVD. The first scene is a mess. One of the stars of this scene has some small red bumps on his lips that look kind of like herpes. There is no way I would let this boy near my cock! As with the entire film, the sex is very generic.
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North Pole 11
Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by VCArules
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Peter North, April, Misty, Erik Everhard, Isabella, Sophie Evans, Nichole, Craven Moorehead, Toni Ribas
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Ahhhh....Peter North's "North Pole" series I love porn! I think this one was probably Peter's best yet. This one stars Tera Patrick, April, and Kelsey Heart as the highlights for me. Tera's scene was trully awesome. I was hoping for Peter with Tera, but still Erik Everhart was not dissapionting at all.
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North Pole 9
Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by Diville
Starring: Peter North, Chris Cannon, Chennin Blanc, Jewel De'Nyle, Chris Charming, Cheyne Collins
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Starring: Jessica Drake, Jewel De'Nyle, Envy, Charmaine Star, Cherri Doll, Elizabeth X, Chennin Blanc, Peter North, Chris Charming, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Richi Rich Directed By: Peter North The fact that Peter North's cum shot could put out an eye or cause some other disfiguring injury has not hampered his ability to cast beautiful women for his North Pole DVDs. Jewel De'Nyle, who is rarely far from his side, is beautiful enough on her own to raise the quality of the productions. And yet, he goes above the call of duty with volume 9 by offering other hot young women like cover girl Jessica Drake. And North, himself, is also quite a draw. I know male stars aren't responsible for selling adult videos, but North is the exception. The size of his fan base is comparable to that of most women in the industry, and it certainly has been as long lasting as most.
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Pure Sex 2 (Sinthetic)
Release date: 8/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Coralie, Sheila, Lea Martin, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: IF YOU ARE A REBECCA LORD FAN, THEN THIS IS A MUST DVD. OVERALL, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PRETTY GOOD DVD AS FAR AS SEXUAL HEAT AND THE PLAYERS INVOLVED. I HAVE TWO BIG DISAPPOINTMENTS: 1ST: REBECCA IS NOT IN EVERY SCENE 2ND: SINTHETIC DOES A POOR JOB WITH THEIR DVD FORMAT; IT IS HARD TO GET TO THE FINAL SCENE WITH REBECCA AND TWO GUYS. THE EXTRAS ARE PATHETIC.
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Asian Bombshells 5 (Sunshine)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by Mr. Bates
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Kyle Stone, Kitty Yung, Sahara Sands, Nici Sterling, Alek Dane, Angelina, Cumisha Amado, Suzi Suzuki, Gabrielle Satomi, Shannon Star, Connie Yung
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: As you can see by the numbers, this is a pretty average DVD. Aside from a few scenes which are pretty hot, the only redeeming quality of this release is that it's 4 hours long. Asia Carrera, Tricia Yen, and Kitty Yung are the only big-name girls in this thing and their scenes are pretty good (except hot Kitty Yung gets it on with a chunky white chick instead of a big cock...disappointing!). The rest are pretty much FOB amateurs that you'll probably never see again! And the video quality is nothing to brag about. It's the same thing you're used to seeing on video, except in DVD format. There are no special features to speak of. All you can do is skip from one scene to the next. In fact, the chapters aren't even separated correctly... if you skip to "chapter 2" you'll land in the middle of a scene. This DVD definitely has it's highs and numerous lows.
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World Sex Tour 2
Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/2/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Francesco Malcom, Coralie, Angelique, Suzy Cat, Mylena, Raffaela Anderson, Evil Eve, Gaia Borromeo
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: THIS DVD HAS 6 SCENES PLUS A CUM SHOT RECAP. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 5(WOW!), THE SCENES ARE RATED AS FOLLOWS: SCENE 1 - 2.0 ( THE ATTRACTIVE LADY IN THIS SCENE LOOKS SCARED AND NOT THRILLED AT ALL ABOUT DOING THIS SCENE) SCENE 2 - 2.5 ( IF YOU LIKE BIG FAKE TITS, YOU WILL LIKE THIS SCENE MORE THAN I DO!) SCENE 3 - 3.5 (NICE LOOKING GIRL, BUT THE SCENE WAS TOO SHORT!) SCENE 4 - 3 ( TWO GIRLS, ONE IS BUTT UGLY. HOWEVER, THE ONE REDEAMING PART TO THIS SCENE IS AT THE VERY END. ONE OF THE MALE PERFORMERS HAS CUM INSIDE ONE OF THE GIRLS AND THE OTHER GIRL SUCKS THE CUM FROM HER PUSSY!) SCENE 5 - 3.5 ( NICE LOOKING GIRL, BUT VERY LITTLE HEAT!) SCENE 6 - 3.5 ( NICE SCENE BUT LACKING HEAT!) THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT TO THIS DVD IS THE LACK OF SEXUAL HEAT.
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Czech Point
Release date: 5/17/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Thomas Lloyd, Nick Savage, Chris Steele, Michael Brandon, Geoff Ashton, Ales Hanak, Steve Harper, Jan Novak, Pavel Novotny
Studio: Studio 2000
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Now is the time, brothers and sisters, to bow down to the deity of your choice, and thank him/her for the glory that is the Czech Republic. There are only two Czech men in this flick, but man oh man, are they GORGEOUS! Ales Hanak and Pavel Novotny are truly works of art. They both have bulging pecs, huge cocks, bronze tans, and best of all, dont speak a word of English. The two Czechs are visiting Chris Steeles military base to get some hands on experience in how the US military is run. Chris knows a good thing when he sees it, and arranges for some alone time with Pavel. He quickly gets Pavel undressed and on his back so he can ram his tongue right up the Czechs crack. The two then trade blow jobs before Chris throws Pavels legs up in the air for a good old-fashion ass ramming. Chris is a little more tender with Pavel than I would have been, but maybe Pavel isnt used to getting fucked, and needed special attention.
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New Breed (Pleasure)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2000 by Diville
Starring: Leanna Heart, Leanni Lei, Harley Raine, Jules Jordan, Devon, Deanna Star, Joey Hammer
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Starring: Devon, Leanna Hart, Leanni Lei, Deeanna, Harley Raine, Joey Hammer, Jules Jordan Directed by: Jules Jordan It's really hard to pass up a porn bargain, and Pleasure Prdouction's New Breed is definitely a bargain. Despite the fact this DVD is as good as just about any wall-to-wall offering out there, you can often find copies at discounted prices. Whatever your favorite retailer is asking for it though, it's money well spent. New Breed, shot in east coast high rise apartments and hotel suites, escapes the familiar look of the traditional porn valley studio shoot. In it, director Jules Jordan has put together six unconnected scenes with five eager women. Among them are pre-Vivid contract girl Devon (billed here as Devin Striker), Leanni Lei, and Leanna Hart. There's a lot of talent here for the porn watching novice to discover. I've had a soft spot in my heart for Devon since I first saw her. She inspires in me the same kind of lust Candie Evans once did when I first started watching these kinds of movies.
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Double Feature!
Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 10/31/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Ian Daniels, Sana Fey, Serenity, Ursula Moore, Randy Spears, Shanna McCullough, Kary Evers, Stephanie Swift, Mickey G., Jewel De'Nyle, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: What do you get when you mix Godzilla with Bodzilla ? How about Frankenstein with FrankenHooker? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes with Assault of the Killer Bimbos? If you are really really lucky, you get something close to Double Feature!, Jonathan Morgan's masterpiece of campy horror, alien invaders and well-endowed monsters (If you are unlucky, you get crap starring Matthew Broderick and a CGI lizard). The Plot: Oh, how I love porn with a plot! Stupid plot, dumb plot, fun plot, I don't care. Just give me something that shows that our intrepid cast members have more talent than an inflatable doll. Stupid plot, dumb plot, fun plot, Double Feature! gives you all that and more. You see, there is a reason it is called Double Feature! as in there are no less than two separate (kind of) movies on this disc.
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Up and Cummers 31
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/31/2000 by Diville
Starring: Stacy Valentine, Bridgette, Mahogany, Alexia, Shane Tyler
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine, Shane Tyler, Alexia, Mahogany, Bridgette Belle, Randy West, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, DJX Directed By: Randy West Stacy Valentine is really a special piece of work. All those curves. All that enthusiasm. All that sweat. Really, it's as if she's been genetically engineered to fuck for our entertainment. I'm sure she's also a very nice girl, and I suspect she'd be fun to talk to about things other than sex, but until she pays me a visit to engage in polite dinner conversation, I'm going to think of her in sexual terms. Besides, how fun is it to fantasize about conversation? Up & Cummers 31 is all about Stacy Valentine. There are three other scenes on the disc, but they're really irrelevant. Stacy is the star of the show. Randy West was lucky enough to get Stacy for his long running pro-am series before she hit the porn big time, as he has been fortunate to do with other starlets. After all, that is the purpose of his line.
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America's 10 Most Wanted 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Diville
Starring: Claudia Chase, Leanni Lei, Alex Sanders, Olivia del Rio, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Teri Starr, Shawnee, Alice, Toni James, Frank Towers, Margo Stevens, Christian Todd, Sadie Sexton, Colt Steel
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: Tom Stone
Review brief: Starring: Alice, Avalon, Claudia Chase, Leanni Lei, Margo Stevens, Olivia delRio, Shawnee, Sadie Sexton, Teri Starr, Toni James, Alex Sanders, Colt Steele, Steve Drake, Vince Voyeur Directed By: Tom Stone America's Ten Most Wanted 2 is top of the line porn...on paper. That is to say that there's nothing about this production that should leave you wanting more, and yet it does. There are 10 scenes with 10 beautiful women here, and the sex takes place in some very attractive locations. Still, after watching this DVD I was left asking myself, "Is that it?" Filmed in and around a well appointed mansion, America's Ten Most wanted 2 is a collection of unconnected sex scenes. There's no unifying plot or principle. What these scenes have in common is that the female talent is introduced by name, measurements, and some sort of meaningless superlative (i.e., most sensual, most enchanting, etc.). From there, we follow the girls via steady-cam as they walk across lawns or down hallways to meet their appointed partners.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by Draken
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Sinthetic Stars: Not Listed on Case Pre Viewing Expectations The case shows some explict stills from the movie around a pool, and in a bedroom. There is no writeup of the plot, nor is there a listing of the stars in the movie. The only person listed on the case is Andrew Blake, the director. The Main Event First scene starts off with a woman sunning by the pool. Up comes a pizza delivery guy with her pizza. She asks him to help her with some suntan oil, and it progresses into sex. Probably one of the most overused and predictable plot elements used in porn movies today. The next scene opens with a clothed woman saying she is from the Czech Republic, she is 21, she is on vactation, she loves America, and she wants to show us her body. She does a seductive strip tease, then starts to play with herself on a chaise lounger. Suddenly, a dildo appears, and she starts to go to town with it. Apparently she's really getting into the mood, as she seems quite startled when another woman shows up.
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Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by Draken
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Ruby, Julian, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, J.J. Michaels, Melanie Stone, Shyla Foxxx, Anthony Crane, Herschel
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Cal Vista Stars: Shyla Foxx, Melanie Stone, John Decker, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, Nick East, Dave Hardman, Ruby, JJ Michaels, Anthony Crane, Herschel, and Julian Pre Viewing Expectations Non-explicit photos shows us some shots of the movie. There is a write up which gives us a brief synopsis of the plot. A list of the stars and the included extras are also mentioned. The Main Event The wife of a soap opera producer is feeling a bored, and has dreams of doing the pool guy (how original). The producer gets some side action from his secretary in his office. The secretary has a pretty convincing orgasm before they try some anal action. The scene concludes with him giving her a facial. When the ratings of her husband's show starts to drop, his wife wanting to protect his job (and her standard of living), and three other bored housewives decide to "research" sex in order to spice up the script of the soap opera.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by snowman872
Starring: Jade Marcela
Studio: Good Fuck
Review brief: Fuck My Ass, See Me Squirt Starlets: Jade Marcela - Awesome Indonesian beauty with insatiable sexual appetite. Raincoater favorite. Unfortunately, this is one of her weakest scenes ever! "A" List! * Category: Compilation (with one or possibly more original scenes) * Director Unknown - Various * Themes anal sex, squirting (pussy cum - not pissing) * Production or Street Date 06.2000 (dop) * Released By Good Fuck Productions * Available Formats DVD (unknown whether a VHS version exists) * Running Time 88 minutes * Source and Price Paid eBay auction (winning bid 9.95) * Box Cover Quote "... tinkle tinkle little porn star." DVD Features: Jump to Scenes, Photo Shoots, DVD- DVD/ROM, IBM/MAC Compatible, Non Regional Coding, Dolby Sound (Some of these features did not work on my player -- read notes below!). TOTAL SCORE Overall GPA 1.9 (C-) Total Raincoat Points 164 Avg.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Erika Bella, Laure Sainclair, Mike Foster, Regina, John Walton, Andrew Youngman, Anita Blond, Kristina Swarcz, Vivienne, Donisz, Ferencz, Dina Pearl, Illana Moore, Jean-Yves Le Castel
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Christophe Clark Producer: Marc Dorcel (I know that I normally don't mention producers, but Marc Dorcel is the leader in Euro porn from what I understand, so it seems worth noting.) Cast: Laure Sainclair, Anita Blond, Erika Bella, Vivienne, Regina, Illana Moore, Dina Pearl, Donisz, Kristina Swarcz, Jean- Yves Le Castel, Andy Youngman, Zsolt Walton, and Ferenc Extras: Photo Gallery and bios of Laure, Anita, and Vivienne. 'The Loves of Laure' also has the original French language track along with dubbing in English, Spanish, German, and Italian and Portuguese, Danish, and Swedish subtitles. Audio Quality: The French (original language) track is very clear and synchs very well with the video. Since I don't speak French this wasn't too important to me, but it does show attention to technical details.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Peter Wilder, Chance Caldwell, Max Grand, Kurt Stefano, Steve O'Donnell, Bryan Kidd, Sam Crockett
Studio: Oh Man
Review brief: On the cover of The Flavor of Mens DVD is an extreme close up of Sam Crocketts six pack, with the tempting question, Wanna Taste? If only I could! The movie starts out with Steve ODonnell taking a shower after a short workout. Delivery boy Bryan Kidd stops by and quickly strips down and joins him. There is nothing quite like the sight of two guys making out in the shower. I dont know why we dont see this more often. Anyway, after getting each other squeaky clean in the shower, they retire up to Steves room for some more intense action. Just as Steve is planting his face in Bryans ass, Sam Crockett interrupts them. Sam is looking for his friend Kurt Stefano. Sam isnt about to walk away from these two, though, and joins them for some hot 3way oral action. Suddenly, Sam decides he wants to save his cum for Kurt, and takes off, leaving Bryan and Steve alone to finish things up.
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Release date: 10/30/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by Oneloa
Starring: Alex Sanders, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Rebecca Lord, Envy, Lisa Belle, Sadie Sexton, Rocki Roads, Bonita Saint
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Overview Finally, a movie made for DVD! It was only a matter of time before this was to happen. The only differences with this movie compared to a movie captured on video or film are picture quality, sound quality and true multiple angles. I know that a lot of people aren't fans of this, but you have to give credit where credit is do. All of my complaints with multiple angles in the past have been corrected in this movie. First, there's no icon on the screen at all. The multi- angles are throughout the entire movie for the whole scene. Both angles are great. The colors and brightness match. The angles are real-time. Meaning that you see the exact moment in the film, just a different angle. This is the way I think we all envisioned it to be in the first place... all movies until now have failed at it. The only other movie I thought that had good multi-angles was the solo scene in Rocki Roads' Wet Dreams. Ok ok... I'm done talking about the multiple angles... for now.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Kyle Stone, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Taylor [I], Teri Starr, Blair Segal, Joel Lawrence, Anna, Gia, Kristi, Jane Lixx, Lindsey, Tristen
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury, Clive McLean
Review brief: There are five scenes to this DVD. I will rate the scenes on a scale of 1 to 5 (Hot!). In first two scenes each girl has a peeing scene. Scene 1 - Girl/Boy scene. This scene has some good footage of her riding her bicycle with glimpses of her panties. This scene is rated 4.5. Scene 2 - Girl(Cheyenne Silver)/Boy scene. This was the best scene of the movie because Cheyenne is the best looking of the women in this movie. Her role in this scene is a babysitter and the guy is supposedly the father of the children she is babysitting. This scene is rated a 4. Scene 3 - Girl/Girl scene. This scene was to short with very little heat. This scene is rated a 2.5. Scene 4 - Girl/Girl/Boy scene. The girls are dressed as cheerleaders. I give the girls credit for acting enthused about the sex. This scene is rated a 3.5. Scene 5 - Girl/Girl/Boy Scene. This scene is rated a 3. Overall, this movie did not provide much heat. The two best scenes are the first two. There is a slide show and a movie preview.
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Release date: 8/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/9/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Coralie, Sheila, Lea Martin, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: TITLE: Pure Sex #2 Studio: Sinthetic Director: Francois Clousot Date of Release: August 2000 Talent: Rebecca Lord, Lea Martine, Coralie, Avalon, Sheilia, and Dru Barrymore Length: 1 hour 14 minutes Format: Single-sided single layer "The Garden of Love"Â with Lea Martini, Rebecca Lord, and a guy Lea Martini is a bleach blonde lady with a nice body. The pool dude tries to put the moves on her but she tells him to go away. Magically, Rebecca appears and Lea is excited. Rebecca helps her get out of her two piece swimsuit. Rebecca is lucky since she has the opportunity to suck on Lea's nice breasts. Next, Rebecca licks Lea's pussy. Great close-up of Lea's pussy by the Frenchman. Lea can barely hold herself together while she gets pleasured. Lea is ready for Bruno, the pool dude. Rebecca in her nice tight body provides the catalyst for getting Lea and Bruno together. However, she has to have fun with Bruno first. She takes his cock and begins sucking on it. This is completely incredible. Rebecca knows how to tease the cock.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Charlie, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 137 min. Production Date: 1/20/98 Director: Randy West Cast: Stacy Valentine, Missy, Charlie, Misty Rain, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle, and, of course, Randy West and several of his friends Extras: Photo Gallery and 7 trailers. The cover claims 360 degree real multiple orgasms and moving menus. The moving menus are menus with scenes form the feature. The 360 degree real multiple orgasms does NOT mean multiple angles. Audio Quality: Uneven. It ends up pretty average, but the dialogue is a mixed bag. Sometimes the dialogue is really good, other times it's barely understandable it's so quiet. Video Quality: Typical gonzo quality, which is to say okay at best. Music: None. Initial Expectations: With both Missy and Stacy Valentine here, I had some pretty good expectations. That is, until I saw Randy West. Initial Reaction: Despite having Randy West, it's better than I expected.
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Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Diana, Melanie, Justine, Rob Terminator, Gili Sky, Philippe Soine, Suzan Nielsen, Magdelana, Mario, Veronica Stark, My Lee, Mony, Agness Grimaldi, James Brossman
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: As usual, Private brings to this DVD a good looking bunch of women. The camera work is good and the DVD is clean and grisp. Some of the women seem to be enjoying themselves more than the other women in this movie. However, this DVD is still "good porn". There are your typical DVD extras from Private on this disc.
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Release date: 6/21/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by Diville
Starring: Stacy Valentine
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine I just had sex with Stacy Valentine, or so I've been led to believe. Of course, watching a DVD "sex simulator" is not the real thing, close to the real thing, or a good substitution for the real thing. But, if you're one of the multitudes like myself who are in lust with Stacy Valentine, you'll be happy to take what you can get. What you get with Digital Sin's My Plaything: Stacy Valentine is a well constructed, crystal clear, ultra sexy two hours of porn. That's not to say that this production is without it's faults; virtual sex titles have their limitations. Still, short of having Stacy sweat all over you herself (and there's no denying the girl's got some overactive pores), this may be as good as you'll ever get. It's more accurate to call a title like this a high tech masturbation aid than a sex simulator. Sex is visceral; DVD is not, even when it's this technically perfect.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by Diville
Starring: Tera Patrick
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Starring: Tera Patrick Is there any wonder why Tera Patrick has risen so quickly from modeling obscurity to porn superstardom? Just look at her. She's so popular because she's so pretty. It's that simple. She's so pretty that it's off putting. Intimidating. To see her is to wonder what it would it feel to have sex with a woman who looks like her. I suspect it might feel a little something like humping the Holy Grail--a warm, sexy, big breasted, exotic looking Holy Grail. Unfortunately, I'll never get to know for sure. My Plaything: Tera Patrick, on the other hand, promises that I can come real close to finding out in the privacy of my own living room. Let's just say I liked this DVD, but I still don't know what it feels like to have sex with her. While Tera Patrick might be the Holy Grail of sexual conquests, we've got a long way to go before we're ever fooled into thinking we're having sex with a beautiful woman when we're not. To be fair, it's not Digital Sin's intention to trick us.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by Diville
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Peter North, Stacy Valentine, Holly Hummer
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Wit Maverick
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine Director: Wit Maverick Should I ever be struck by a bus and live, chances are the first thing I'll say upon being revived will be, "Forget about me! How's Stacy Valentine?" To put it mildly, I'm a fan. And why shouldn't I be? She's a got super heroine's body, a sweet and wild attitude, and she willingly does all those things I secretly want women to be doing. Unfortunately, she's never done those things to me. VCA, however, puts itself in the position of being my personal Mr. Rourke as their Chasing Stacy DVD suggests my fantasy might come true after all. I have to admit, considering they don't know just how perverse or elaborate my fantasies can be, they've done a fantastic job. As a virtual sex title, Chasing Stacy gets the job done, and done well. But it's more than just a "sex simulation." It's a game, and a mini greatest hits compilation, as well.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 11/4/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Temptress, Monique DeMoan, Cheyenne Silver, Anna Malle, Jon Dough, Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 7 / 30 / 99 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Temptress, Anna Malle, Cheyenne Silver, Monique DeMoan, Devon Wolfe, Jon Dough, Joel Lawrence, Ian Daniels, and Dale DaBone Extras: Previews, photo gallery, and bios of a few of the cast members. The extras are pretty typical of Adam & Eve's previous releases. Audio Quality: Very uneven. I found myself constantly working the volume on my TV. There's also a few spots which seem obviously dubbed and a few that seem dubbed but aren't that noticeable. Video Quality: Good. Music: The music is soft and romantic through most of the movie. It's also well balanced with the rest of the audio. Initial Expectations: With Raven Touchstone writing, Bud Lee directing, and Temptress and Anna Malle in the cast this seems like a sure winner. Initial Reaction: Pretty average.
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Release date: 7/10/2000
Reviewed on: 11/4/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Andrew, Roman, Artem, Ilia, Yuris, Artems, Yanis, Edmond, Temas, Konstantin
Studio: Dolphin
Directed by: Alex Clark
Review brief: Anyone who has watched a lot of porn, knows what is it like when you accidentally pick up a movie that really rubs you the wrong way. You know what I mean the kind that makes you want to swear off porn forever? This, my friends, is exactly that movie. An hour and 40 minutes of the most god-awful porn I have ever seen. First off, the boys in this flick are just down right unattractive. I believe most of them are from Russia. They seem to range from age 18 to 20, but are all, for the most part, boney, scrawny, pimply, and in desperate need of a tan. There is 1 cute guy that I found in this movie, and Dolphin International was wise enough to put him on the cover of the DVD. The first scene is a mess. One of the stars of this scene has some small red bumps on his lips that look kind of like herpes. There is no way I would let this boy near my cock! As with the entire film, the sex is very generic.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by VCArules
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Peter North, April, Misty, Erik Everhard, Isabella, Sophie Evans, Nichole, Craven Moorehead, Toni Ribas
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Ahhhh....Peter North's "North Pole" series I love porn! I think this one was probably Peter's best yet. This one stars Tera Patrick, April, and Kelsey Heart as the highlights for me. Tera's scene was trully awesome. I was hoping for Peter with Tera, but still Erik Everhart was not dissapionting at all.
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Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by Diville
Starring: Peter North, Chris Cannon, Chennin Blanc, Jewel De'Nyle, Chris Charming, Cheyne Collins
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Starring: Jessica Drake, Jewel De'Nyle, Envy, Charmaine Star, Cherri Doll, Elizabeth X, Chennin Blanc, Peter North, Chris Charming, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Richi Rich Directed By: Peter North The fact that Peter North's cum shot could put out an eye or cause some other disfiguring injury has not hampered his ability to cast beautiful women for his North Pole DVDs. Jewel De'Nyle, who is rarely far from his side, is beautiful enough on her own to raise the quality of the productions. And yet, he goes above the call of duty with volume 9 by offering other hot young women like cover girl Jessica Drake. And North, himself, is also quite a draw. I know male stars aren't responsible for selling adult videos, but North is the exception. The size of his fan base is comparable to that of most women in the industry, and it certainly has been as long lasting as most.
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Release date: 8/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Rebecca Lord, Avalon, Coralie, Sheila, Lea Martin, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: IF YOU ARE A REBECCA LORD FAN, THEN THIS IS A MUST DVD. OVERALL, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PRETTY GOOD DVD AS FAR AS SEXUAL HEAT AND THE PLAYERS INVOLVED. I HAVE TWO BIG DISAPPOINTMENTS: 1ST: REBECCA IS NOT IN EVERY SCENE 2ND: SINTHETIC DOES A POOR JOB WITH THEIR DVD FORMAT; IT IS HARD TO GET TO THE FINAL SCENE WITH REBECCA AND TWO GUYS. THE EXTRAS ARE PATHETIC.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2000 by Mr. Bates
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Kyle Stone, Kitty Yung, Sahara Sands, Nici Sterling, Alek Dane, Angelina, Cumisha Amado, Suzi Suzuki, Gabrielle Satomi, Shannon Star, Connie Yung
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: As you can see by the numbers, this is a pretty average DVD. Aside from a few scenes which are pretty hot, the only redeeming quality of this release is that it's 4 hours long. Asia Carrera, Tricia Yen, and Kitty Yung are the only big-name girls in this thing and their scenes are pretty good (except hot Kitty Yung gets it on with a chunky white chick instead of a big cock...disappointing!). The rest are pretty much FOB amateurs that you'll probably never see again! And the video quality is nothing to brag about. It's the same thing you're used to seeing on video, except in DVD format. There are no special features to speak of. All you can do is skip from one scene to the next. In fact, the chapters aren't even separated correctly... if you skip to "chapter 2" you'll land in the middle of a scene. This DVD definitely has it's highs and numerous lows.
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Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/2/2000 by BIG BOB
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Francesco Malcom, Coralie, Angelique, Suzy Cat, Mylena, Raffaela Anderson, Evil Eve, Gaia Borromeo
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: THIS DVD HAS 6 SCENES PLUS A CUM SHOT RECAP. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 5(WOW!), THE SCENES ARE RATED AS FOLLOWS: SCENE 1 - 2.0 ( THE ATTRACTIVE LADY IN THIS SCENE LOOKS SCARED AND NOT THRILLED AT ALL ABOUT DOING THIS SCENE) SCENE 2 - 2.5 ( IF YOU LIKE BIG FAKE TITS, YOU WILL LIKE THIS SCENE MORE THAN I DO!) SCENE 3 - 3.5 (NICE LOOKING GIRL, BUT THE SCENE WAS TOO SHORT!) SCENE 4 - 3 ( TWO GIRLS, ONE IS BUTT UGLY. HOWEVER, THE ONE REDEAMING PART TO THIS SCENE IS AT THE VERY END. ONE OF THE MALE PERFORMERS HAS CUM INSIDE ONE OF THE GIRLS AND THE OTHER GIRL SUCKS THE CUM FROM HER PUSSY!) SCENE 5 - 3.5 ( NICE LOOKING GIRL, BUT VERY LITTLE HEAT!) SCENE 6 - 3.5 ( NICE SCENE BUT LACKING HEAT!) THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT TO THIS DVD IS THE LACK OF SEXUAL HEAT.
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Release date: 5/17/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Thomas Lloyd, Nick Savage, Chris Steele, Michael Brandon, Geoff Ashton, Ales Hanak, Steve Harper, Jan Novak, Pavel Novotny
Studio: Studio 2000
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Now is the time, brothers and sisters, to bow down to the deity of your choice, and thank him/her for the glory that is the Czech Republic. There are only two Czech men in this flick, but man oh man, are they GORGEOUS! Ales Hanak and Pavel Novotny are truly works of art. They both have bulging pecs, huge cocks, bronze tans, and best of all, dont speak a word of English. The two Czechs are visiting Chris Steeles military base to get some hands on experience in how the US military is run. Chris knows a good thing when he sees it, and arranges for some alone time with Pavel. He quickly gets Pavel undressed and on his back so he can ram his tongue right up the Czechs crack. The two then trade blow jobs before Chris throws Pavels legs up in the air for a good old-fashion ass ramming. Chris is a little more tender with Pavel than I would have been, but maybe Pavel isnt used to getting fucked, and needed special attention.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2000 by Diville
Starring: Leanna Heart, Leanni Lei, Harley Raine, Jules Jordan, Devon, Deanna Star, Joey Hammer
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Starring: Devon, Leanna Hart, Leanni Lei, Deeanna, Harley Raine, Joey Hammer, Jules Jordan Directed by: Jules Jordan It's really hard to pass up a porn bargain, and Pleasure Prdouction's New Breed is definitely a bargain. Despite the fact this DVD is as good as just about any wall-to-wall offering out there, you can often find copies at discounted prices. Whatever your favorite retailer is asking for it though, it's money well spent. New Breed, shot in east coast high rise apartments and hotel suites, escapes the familiar look of the traditional porn valley studio shoot. In it, director Jules Jordan has put together six unconnected scenes with five eager women. Among them are pre-Vivid contract girl Devon (billed here as Devin Striker), Leanni Lei, and Leanna Hart. There's a lot of talent here for the porn watching novice to discover. I've had a soft spot in my heart for Devon since I first saw her. She inspires in me the same kind of lust Candie Evans once did when I first started watching these kinds of movies.
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Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 10/31/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Ian Daniels, Sana Fey, Serenity, Ursula Moore, Randy Spears, Shanna McCullough, Kary Evers, Stephanie Swift, Mickey G., Jewel De'Nyle, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: What do you get when you mix Godzilla with Bodzilla ? How about Frankenstein with FrankenHooker? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes with Assault of the Killer Bimbos? If you are really really lucky, you get something close to Double Feature!, Jonathan Morgan's masterpiece of campy horror, alien invaders and well-endowed monsters (If you are unlucky, you get crap starring Matthew Broderick and a CGI lizard). The Plot: Oh, how I love porn with a plot! Stupid plot, dumb plot, fun plot, I don't care. Just give me something that shows that our intrepid cast members have more talent than an inflatable doll. Stupid plot, dumb plot, fun plot, Double Feature! gives you all that and more. You see, there is a reason it is called Double Feature! as in there are no less than two separate (kind of) movies on this disc.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/31/2000 by Diville
Starring: Stacy Valentine, Bridgette, Mahogany, Alexia, Shane Tyler
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine, Shane Tyler, Alexia, Mahogany, Bridgette Belle, Randy West, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, DJX Directed By: Randy West Stacy Valentine is really a special piece of work. All those curves. All that enthusiasm. All that sweat. Really, it's as if she's been genetically engineered to fuck for our entertainment. I'm sure she's also a very nice girl, and I suspect she'd be fun to talk to about things other than sex, but until she pays me a visit to engage in polite dinner conversation, I'm going to think of her in sexual terms. Besides, how fun is it to fantasize about conversation? Up & Cummers 31 is all about Stacy Valentine. There are three other scenes on the disc, but they're really irrelevant. Stacy is the star of the show. Randy West was lucky enough to get Stacy for his long running pro-am series before she hit the porn big time, as he has been fortunate to do with other starlets. After all, that is the purpose of his line.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Diville
Starring: Claudia Chase, Leanni Lei, Alex Sanders, Olivia del Rio, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Teri Starr, Shawnee, Alice, Toni James, Frank Towers, Margo Stevens, Christian Todd, Sadie Sexton, Colt Steel
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: Tom Stone
Review brief: Starring: Alice, Avalon, Claudia Chase, Leanni Lei, Margo Stevens, Olivia delRio, Shawnee, Sadie Sexton, Teri Starr, Toni James, Alex Sanders, Colt Steele, Steve Drake, Vince Voyeur Directed By: Tom Stone America's Ten Most Wanted 2 is top of the line porn...on paper. That is to say that there's nothing about this production that should leave you wanting more, and yet it does. There are 10 scenes with 10 beautiful women here, and the sex takes place in some very attractive locations. Still, after watching this DVD I was left asking myself, "Is that it?" Filmed in and around a well appointed mansion, America's Ten Most wanted 2 is a collection of unconnected sex scenes. There's no unifying plot or principle. What these scenes have in common is that the female talent is introduced by name, measurements, and some sort of meaningless superlative (i.e., most sensual, most enchanting, etc.). From there, we follow the girls via steady-cam as they walk across lawns or down hallways to meet their appointed partners.
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