Farm Boys (High Octane) Review
High Octane
Studio: High Octane
Category: Gay
Starring: Bertalan Kesmarki, Adam Gosett, Attila G, Attila H, Balazs T, David W, Gabor M, Gabriela F, Imre T, Laszlo S, Otto H, Peter T, Robert A, Tunde B, Viktor H, Zoltan A, Zsolt A
Released on: 1/14/2001
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 2/5/2001
It seems like there haven’t been many “out on the
farm” porno flicks lately. Maybe it’s hard to
find someone willing to turn their farm into a
writhing den of scalding gay lust. Or maybe the
bottoms just got sick of picking hay out of their
asses. Anyway, High Octane is here to fill the
void, but not with your run-of-the-mill L.A.
pretty-boy farm boys… these are grade A Eastern
European prime beef farm boys.
Imre T is the star of the show, and in the first couple minutes of the movie, he is dumped off at his uncle’s farm as punishment for doing poorly in school. His aunt shows him around a little bit, and then starts to come on to him. Imre, realizing this is a GAY porno, turns her down, and starts up on his chores.
Imre starts to tell us about the time he saw three of the farm hands (Attila A, Laszlo S, and Attila G) spying on his aunt while she sunbathed. The guys quickly whip out their cocks, and Attila A gets to work sucking them off. Hunky doesn’t even begin to describe these guys, although poor Attila A has some nasty scars on his forehead. Looks he got ran over by a tractor or something. He may be damaged goods, but he keeps that nice thick cock of his as hard as a rock when he gets fucked by one Attila after the other. This is a pretty hot scene, but it seemed to drag in places. If they could have cut out a few minutes, it would have been perfect.
Next up, Attila H takes a break from milking the cows to get it on with his buddy Peter T. After some very extended sucking, Attila finally strips naked, revealing one hell of a huge chest. Pecs-a- hoy! Attila lowers himself down on top of Peter’s big erection and goes for a nice little ride. God, I love to see buns that luscious get penetrated! I just wish they could have gotten a little farther away from the cows before they started going at it. I can’t even have sex with my cat watching… I can’t image trying to stay focused with a hungry heifer staring you down.
The third scene just goes to show you, you can’t have a three-way in a barn without someone sneaking in and spying on you. Robert A, Otto H, and Balazs T get busy on a big pile of wheat, while hunky Zoltan watches in the background and beats his extra long meat. (hey, that rhymed!) This scene just doesn’t work for me. The three way is rather dull, by the numbers, and it is very predictable who bottoms (Balazs). Maybe if Zoltan would have joined the action, and the guys were a little more versatile this one could have had potential.
In the next scene, we finally get to see the star, Imre, in action. Imre and his buddy catch his cousin (Gabor M), his cousin’s girlfriend, and an incredibly hunky guy (Viktor H) having a very hot three-way. That’s right, just when you thought it was safe to watch gay porn, “THERE’S PUSSY IN MY PORNO!!!” After a little bi-action, the girlfriend realizes she isn’t really needed, and leaves the guys to their own devices. What could have been a really hot 4some turns into two decent 2somes. Viktor fucks Gabor while Zsolt K fucks Imre. Nice, but I could have done without seeing the girlfriend masturbate in the background. She looked so sad back there all by herself. Someone give that poor girl a wiener!
Scene 5 is another bi scene, luckily this one is over pretty quick. Imre’s aunt gives Imre and David W blowjobs. There’s no female nudity here, so it’s not too bad. I wonder, though… what are all these women doing trying to coerce these unsuspecting men into such devious acts? Shouldn’t they be back in the kitchen baking muffins or something? ;-)
For the big finale, Imre meets up with his uncle, Bertalan K, out by some more cows. I have to admit, I have a thing for older guys, and Bertalan is one of the sexiest older guys I’ve ever seen. He’s very built, has salt and pepper hair, and reminds me of a cross between the late great Jon Vincent and Greg Louganis. Normally, I would frown on having sex with your uncle, but for Bertalan, I would definitely make an exception. It’s a great scene, unfortunately marred by a psychotic cow. This heifer must be suffering from mad-cow disease, because once Imre starts riding his uncle’s big schlong, he just goes nuts. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ! I guess this adds to the realism, but I really think they should have cut that out.
Overall, the video quality is pretty good, but there are a few problems with white-out. Some of the scenes are shot out in the sunlight, and the sky tends to turn a very bright white. You’ll probably have to squint more than one.
Where High Octane really dropped the ball is with the extras. The only extra Farm Boys has is a picture gallery. I’ve said it before, and I will say it again, picture galleries are useless. I really don’t see the point. I would have loved to see some behind the scenes stuff. A preview or two wouldn’t have killed them either. For some reason the DVD label looks sick as well. The colors are really faded, and the image is overly stretched to fit the DVD. When I first opened it, I thought I accidently bought a pirated copy!
Farm Boys delivers just what you would expect: 15 hot guys (well 14… Balazs is kind of a dork) having sex out on the farm. The locales are beautiful, the muscles rippling, but the sex, for the most part, is lacking. Each position goes on for just a few minutes more than need be. It’s a little depressing. If only we could send it back to the editing room… if they shortened up the sex scenes a tad, and chopped out the chicks and cows, Farm Boys could have been a contender.
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Imre T is the star of the show, and in the first couple minutes of the movie, he is dumped off at his uncle’s farm as punishment for doing poorly in school. His aunt shows him around a little bit, and then starts to come on to him. Imre, realizing this is a GAY porno, turns her down, and starts up on his chores.
Imre starts to tell us about the time he saw three of the farm hands (Attila A, Laszlo S, and Attila G) spying on his aunt while she sunbathed. The guys quickly whip out their cocks, and Attila A gets to work sucking them off. Hunky doesn’t even begin to describe these guys, although poor Attila A has some nasty scars on his forehead. Looks he got ran over by a tractor or something. He may be damaged goods, but he keeps that nice thick cock of his as hard as a rock when he gets fucked by one Attila after the other. This is a pretty hot scene, but it seemed to drag in places. If they could have cut out a few minutes, it would have been perfect.
Next up, Attila H takes a break from milking the cows to get it on with his buddy Peter T. After some very extended sucking, Attila finally strips naked, revealing one hell of a huge chest. Pecs-a- hoy! Attila lowers himself down on top of Peter’s big erection and goes for a nice little ride. God, I love to see buns that luscious get penetrated! I just wish they could have gotten a little farther away from the cows before they started going at it. I can’t even have sex with my cat watching… I can’t image trying to stay focused with a hungry heifer staring you down.
The third scene just goes to show you, you can’t have a three-way in a barn without someone sneaking in and spying on you. Robert A, Otto H, and Balazs T get busy on a big pile of wheat, while hunky Zoltan watches in the background and beats his extra long meat. (hey, that rhymed!) This scene just doesn’t work for me. The three way is rather dull, by the numbers, and it is very predictable who bottoms (Balazs). Maybe if Zoltan would have joined the action, and the guys were a little more versatile this one could have had potential.
In the next scene, we finally get to see the star, Imre, in action. Imre and his buddy catch his cousin (Gabor M), his cousin’s girlfriend, and an incredibly hunky guy (Viktor H) having a very hot three-way. That’s right, just when you thought it was safe to watch gay porn, “THERE’S PUSSY IN MY PORNO!!!” After a little bi-action, the girlfriend realizes she isn’t really needed, and leaves the guys to their own devices. What could have been a really hot 4some turns into two decent 2somes. Viktor fucks Gabor while Zsolt K fucks Imre. Nice, but I could have done without seeing the girlfriend masturbate in the background. She looked so sad back there all by herself. Someone give that poor girl a wiener!
Scene 5 is another bi scene, luckily this one is over pretty quick. Imre’s aunt gives Imre and David W blowjobs. There’s no female nudity here, so it’s not too bad. I wonder, though… what are all these women doing trying to coerce these unsuspecting men into such devious acts? Shouldn’t they be back in the kitchen baking muffins or something? ;-)
For the big finale, Imre meets up with his uncle, Bertalan K, out by some more cows. I have to admit, I have a thing for older guys, and Bertalan is one of the sexiest older guys I’ve ever seen. He’s very built, has salt and pepper hair, and reminds me of a cross between the late great Jon Vincent and Greg Louganis. Normally, I would frown on having sex with your uncle, but for Bertalan, I would definitely make an exception. It’s a great scene, unfortunately marred by a psychotic cow. This heifer must be suffering from mad-cow disease, because once Imre starts riding his uncle’s big schlong, he just goes nuts. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ! I guess this adds to the realism, but I really think they should have cut that out.
Overall, the video quality is pretty good, but there are a few problems with white-out. Some of the scenes are shot out in the sunlight, and the sky tends to turn a very bright white. You’ll probably have to squint more than one.
Where High Octane really dropped the ball is with the extras. The only extra Farm Boys has is a picture gallery. I’ve said it before, and I will say it again, picture galleries are useless. I really don’t see the point. I would have loved to see some behind the scenes stuff. A preview or two wouldn’t have killed them either. For some reason the DVD label looks sick as well. The colors are really faded, and the image is overly stretched to fit the DVD. When I first opened it, I thought I accidently bought a pirated copy!
Farm Boys delivers just what you would expect: 15 hot guys (well 14… Balazs is kind of a dork) having sex out on the farm. The locales are beautiful, the muscles rippling, but the sex, for the most part, is lacking. Each position goes on for just a few minutes more than need be. It’s a little depressing. If only we could send it back to the editing room… if they shortened up the sex scenes a tad, and chopped out the chicks and cows, Farm Boys could have been a contender.
Send questions, comments, and love letters to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com.
click here for screenshots
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