Zazel (1 DVD Release) Review
Metro
Studio: Metro
Category: Feature film
Directed by: Philip Mond
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Released on: 4/24/2000
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Reviewed by JB on 2/11/2001
Frankly, I don't know what film the rest of these
reviewers watched. I don't watch porns for the
sound, or the plot, or the special effects. I
watch them to get aroused... and that's where
this film is lacking.
Sure, the women are quite attactive, but I can see naked attractive women on late night Cinemax. In short, we we're most looking for in this film is what it lacks... torrid, unabashed, uninterrupted sex. Most of the sex is very cold, artsy, and staged (rather than "hot" and spontaneous) with far too many special effects, cuts, and other BS mixed in. And, there's too much masturbation and lesbian sex... not enough of the good stuff (male-female). Moreover, to top it off, the main gal (Sasha) doesn't do anything other than get herself off (I don't buy that it's her in the very, very brief tiger sex scene).
While other reviewers might use terms like Stylish, Incredible, Different, Artist, "a visual feast", etc., I'd be most likely to use the terms Boring, Unending, Repetitive, and so forth. Sure, there were a few highlights mixed in (mostly ruined by special effects like the flames or by using "black & white" rather than color), but that doesn't justify the waste of so many hot women.
Perhaps I'm reviewing it a bit on the low side, because it isn't aweful, just uninspiring (and boring, as one of the other reviewers said)... but perhaps that is necessary given all of the overly high ratings that others have posted.
There are better films out there, don't bother with this one unless you are a cult fan of one of the starlets in Zazel.
Sure, the women are quite attactive, but I can see naked attractive women on late night Cinemax. In short, we we're most looking for in this film is what it lacks... torrid, unabashed, uninterrupted sex. Most of the sex is very cold, artsy, and staged (rather than "hot" and spontaneous) with far too many special effects, cuts, and other BS mixed in. And, there's too much masturbation and lesbian sex... not enough of the good stuff (male-female). Moreover, to top it off, the main gal (Sasha) doesn't do anything other than get herself off (I don't buy that it's her in the very, very brief tiger sex scene).
While other reviewers might use terms like Stylish, Incredible, Different, Artist, "a visual feast", etc., I'd be most likely to use the terms Boring, Unending, Repetitive, and so forth. Sure, there were a few highlights mixed in (mostly ruined by special effects like the flames or by using "black & white" rather than color), but that doesn't justify the waste of so many hot women.
Perhaps I'm reviewing it a bit on the low side, because it isn't aweful, just uninspiring (and boring, as one of the other reviewers said)... but perhaps that is necessary given all of the overly high ratings that others have posted.
There are better films out there, don't bother with this one unless you are a cult fan of one of the starlets in Zazel.
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