Jock-A-Holics Review
Pacific Sun
Studio: Pacific Sun
Category: Gay
Starring: Randy White, Aaron Austin, Steve Gibson, Phil Bradley, Jason Andrews, Erik Houston
Released on: 1/14/2001
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 1/28/2001
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Hello, my name is joeblow69, and I am a Jock-A-
Holic. It has been 5 days since I sniffed my
last jock. Most people don’t understand the call
of the jockstrap. Those of us afflicted with
this disease can’t even walk down the jockstrap
aisle at Kmart without getting a boner! Early signs of Jock-A-Holism are simple to identify: wearing a strap under everyday clothes, jacking off in your strap, and continuing to wear your strap without ever washing it. As the disease progress, you will find yourself sniffing other people’s jocks. If you are lucky, they’ll still be wearing them. Eric Houston displays the most severe symptom of advanced Jock-A-Holism: collection. Hidden in his bedroom dresser are about 50 small plastic baggies filled with other men’s jockstraps. In another drawer are an additional 50 empty baggies for porn stars’ jockstraps he wants to collect. Those afflicted with this disease will find a way to be around their beloved supporters all day long, and Eric is no exception – he works at an underwear store. Jason Andrews is the wide-eyed innocent boy who comes into Eric’s store looking for a jock. Eric finds him the right strap, and sends him into the back room to try it on. Eric’s store is all about customer service, so he heads back to make sure that the jockstrap fits correctly. Jason is a little apprehensive about another man seeing him so naked, but Eric is very persistent. He slowly runs his fingers under Jason’s jock to make sure things aren’t too tight. It’s a perfect fit! Eric is starting to feel a little overdressed, so he takes off his clothes to reveal a jockstrap of his own. Jason is in awe, and quickly starts munching on it. Eric turns around and Jason starts lapping on his hole. Ahhh… there is no better sight than an ass getting eaten out while it’s framed in a jockstrap! After some more foreplay, they get down to business, and Eric stuffs that big tool of his up Jason’s tight ass. They fuck in a few different positions, then Eric uploads all over Jason’s strap. When they’re done, Eric takes a marker and puts a little symbol on Jason’s new jockstrap… as a memento of their time together. Keep your eye on that jock; it gets quite a bit of action in this movie. The next day, Jason wears his new jockstrap to the field where he and his brother (Steve Gibson) practice some football moves. The two take a break behind the bleachers to take a leak, where they eye each other’s cocks up. That quickly leads to watching each other masturbate, which leads to sucking each other’s dicks, and finally, a hot flip-flop fuck session. Of course the jockstraps are prevalent here, as they get licked, sucked, rubbed, chewed on, and cum on. Jason gives his sweaty jock to his brother, who wears it back to the locker room for a quick shower. He meets up with hunky Phil Bradley, who’s snatching some of the football player’s jocks for the notorious jockstrap collector, Erik Houston. Steve heads back to the shower, giving Phil some time to play with Steve’s smelly supporter. By the time Steve gets back, Phil is jerking off furiously with Steve’s jock in hand. Steve isn’t mad in the least, and decides to feed Phil is beefsteak. After some more oral action, Phil asks, “Can I wear your jockstrap while you fuck me??” HELL YA!! Damn, Phil looks hot bouncing up and down on Steve’s cock! Seems Steve’s ass needs some attention too, and Phil is just the guy to give it to him. This is a great scene. What more can you ask for? Two buff, built guys getting all sweaty in a locker room while wearing jockstraps? The next scene is back at Erik Houston’s house. Erik puts on a jockstrap and masturbates in front of 2 cameras. As far as solo scenes go, this one is all right, but it seems to drag on a little too long. Back at the locker room, Phil meets up with his swimming buddy Aaron Austin. Apparently, Aaron needs a little help getting shaved down for a swim meet. Phil lathers up Aaron’s legs, chest, and arms and gets them all nice and smooth. Even though it looks a little fake (Aaron was already smooth) it is still very erotic. Aaron explains how he was offered a job in a gay porno movie, but before he accepts, he needs to get his balls shaved. Phil obliges, but does a pretty crappy job. Aaron is getting real nervous about the job, though, since he’s never been with a man before. (yeah, right!) Practice makes perfect, they always say, so Aaron convinces Phil to help him out with the basics. “Do you think I’ll have to suck dick?”, Aaron asks? Yep, probably. “Do you think I’ll have to eat ass?” Probably. “Do you think I’ll have to get fucked?” Probably. So the two take their time and hit all the highlights of hot man-to-man sex. God Damn, Phil is one sexy motherfucker. (Please come back to gay porn, Phil, PLEASE!??!) Once they are done, Aaron grabs the sweaty jockstrap (which is looking pretty darn crusty by now) and leaves for the porno set. We don’t get to see the scene that Aaron filmed, but his costar (the skanky Randy White) convinces Aaron to go to a jockstrap competition later that night. At the bar, the two guys shake their little booties, and strip down to their straps to show off their stuff. Things get interesting for the talent portion of the competition. They take off their jocks and start doing a live sex show in front of about 30 people! After some initial oral play, they put their jocks back on and head on over to the pool table for some serious action. And who should show up but the head Jock- A-Holic himself, Erik Houston! While Randy and Aaron 69 on the pool table, Erik sneaks up behind Randy and plugs him in the ass. Then the two flip over and Aaron’s ass gets a taste of Erik’s meat. Finally, Erik rolls over and gets fucked by both Aaron and Randy. Cum flies everywhere, then Erik leaves, taking all the jockstraps with him (including Aaron’s crusty strap, which was the same jockstrap Erik gave to Jason in the beginning of the movie!) It’s a cute way to end a movie… It reminds me of the old saying, If you love something set it free, if it loves you it return some day. The video quality is pretty good, and the extras aren’t bad either. There’s the standard picture gallery, contact info, and previews for Barnstorm, The Olympians, The Unlawful, and Thunderballs. I do have a major beef with the number of chapters, though. There are six scenes, but only 5 chapters! 5 chapters in a two- hour movie! That’s nuts! Especially considering the last chapter stop is at 1 hour and 10 minutes. If you want to skip to the last scene, you have to fast-forward through scene 5 first! Any fans of jockstraps will eat this one up. Even those who haven’t been initiated in the joys of the strap will be hooked after watching this. It only looses a few points for the dull solo scene, the inclusion of the icky Randy White, and having only 5 chapters. Otherwise, this flick is jockstrap heaven. 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