Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 27)
Release date: 10/25/2001
Reviewed on: 4/21/2003
Studio: Sunshine
Starring: Jay Richards, Tyler Morgan, Rob Walker, Vincent DeMarco, Scott Williams, Dustin Jeffreys, Cody Marshall, Alex Turner, Michel Mattel, Blacke Andrews, Bryon Rogers
Directed by: Robert Prion
Review brief: There are two reasons I generally avoid Robert Prions films: Vincent DeMarco and Jay Richards. Prion apparently cannot make a film without them and I find both to be less than attractive. Vincent resembles a greasy street hustler (his fingernails bitten down to the quick is another minus) and Jay (Prions LTC) is too fat, too hairy, and too old to appear in films of this type. Although he is probably a very nice man, I have never read a review where the reviewer didnt wish Jay wasnt in it. Nevertheless, Prions films capture good old-fashioned dirty sex and provide a nice change from the pretty boys on the west coast or the muscular gods in our European films. I picked this one up for Michel Mattel, a handsome Canadian who has appeared in such films as Alex & Bruno and some great films from Falcon, Lucas Entertainment, and Studio 2000 and whom I like immensely. He appears in the final scene with Cody Marshall and his big dick (Michel has a big one, too.). But there are other fine scenes here too.
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Release date: 4/23/2003
Reviewed on: 4/19/2003
Studio: Kristen Bjorn
Directed by: Kristen Bjorn
Review brief: I saw most of the Bjorn films when they were on VHS, but a few of themsuch as this oneescaped my attention. This was the first film in Bjorns Australian Trilogy, which may be why it doesnt equal the other two (Manly Beach being my favorite). However, even if this isnt major Bjorn, its still a fine film and one that Bjorn fans will be glad to find on DVD. It links to the earlier Brazilian films by having Arturo Ramirez, a Brazilian sailor, arrive in Sydney. (Oh, you have a dirty mind, its a place.) Skip Simmons, a cute fuzzy bloke that Bjorn tells us in his book slept with a teddy bear, spies Arturo on the docks. The next thing we know they are making out. Arturo cums shortly after Skip begins sucking him, but this is Bjorn and we know these guys are going to cum several more times before the scene is over. Sure enough as they engage in a 69, Skip cums while Arturo is chewing on his balls and Arturo cums again with Skips mouth on the side of his dick. Skip cums again while Arturo is eating his ass. Arturo boffs him in the missionary position before Skip straddles his cock.
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Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/13/2003
Studio: MSR Releasing
Starring: Jeremy Steele, York Powers, Lex Kyler, Dick Tracy, Damian Steele, Deacon Frost, Walt Waters, Rhett O'Hara, Derek Dewars, John Carlos, Michael Gomez, Michael Knight [II] (gay)
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: The subtitle is Billy Bobs Jack-off Party. Billy Bob is seen setting up for the eventputting sheets on the furniture, setting out magazines and lube, etc. Cousin Jesse arrives early, pops on a straight video and pops out his cock. Cousin Jesse has coal black hair on his head and above his cut cock. Five oclock shadow gives a rugged manliness to his face. He (nor any other of these dudes) removes his shirt so I can tell about his torso. The white t-shirt suggests a good firm, slim body. His cock is average. The frequent cuts to the video he is watching showing flopping tits and a cock going into snatch may be a bit off-putting for most gay viewers. The sounds coming from the TV was enough to let us know it was a straight videothe sound of a moaning porn bitch in heat. Jesse cums and we cut back to the video to see the cock deposit some spoo on the cunt hair. Earl and Jeff arrive. Jesse has vanished but the porn tape is still playing. A woman is sucking several dicks. She is doing it very badly. Jeff is built like a beer-guzzling red neck.
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Release date: 1/28/2003
Reviewed on: 4/12/2003
Studio: Thor Productions
Starring: Derek Cameron, Jason McCain, Gregg Rockwell, Paul Johnson, Robert Harvey
Directed by: Thor Stephens
Review brief: After a montage of views of San Francisco the camera stops on the most beautiful sight of all: Derek Cameron lying bareass on the grass at Lands End. If you dont know Derek, he has light brown hair streaked with blond like a surfer; his face is movie-star handsome; he has a nicely muscled body flecked with soft hairs; possesses a more than average dick; is blessed with a bubble-butt; and even has nice feet. In short, he is the definition of the adjectives sexy and desirable. Upon awakening, Derek encounters Ben Archer. Ben has a bushy moustache and the body of a lumberjack. Derek goes down on Bens timber. Derek is one of the best practitioners of the fine art of fellatio (he once deep-throated Jeff Stryker) and he shows his skill here with Ben. Derek is only momentarily distracted by a leather-clad figure with an exposed cock that appears to be stalking him. Ben is unaware of this and is so pleased with Dereks ministrations that he returns the favors.
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Release date: 1/6/2002
Reviewed on: 4/6/2003
Studio: Manzworld
Review brief: I really sneer at compilations even though some of them offer some pretty good scenes. I never buy them, but often a kindly seller sends me one as a freebie along with a purchase. On a lazy Saturday I will slip one of these comp-vids into the DVD player and give it a look. In MY COCK YOUR MOUTH we have only 6 scenes, which is about 15 less than normal. They are as follows: 1. A chunky (i.e. going to fat) bear surprises a slender young thief and is soon letting the thief have access to the family jewels. Chunky also shows interest in the thiefs equipment. He does indeed have a nice jimmy even if it never gets stiff. Then, as in all crime capers, the thief gets it in the end. 2. Another Beauty & the Beast scene follows. Here we have another pasta-loving bear and a slender young bear. Young bear is very sexy. Pasta Bear goes after Pretty Bears noodle, which remains limp. Pretty Bear has better luck on Pasta Bears ziti. He is a good fellationist (No, he doesnt collect stamps) and he could noodle around with me any day.
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Release date: 8/9/2001
Reviewed on: 4/6/2003
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Starring: Peter Wilder, Chaz Carlton, Vince Bandero, Sunny Markham, Talvin Demachio, Jason Branch, Tony Acosta, Tommy Saxx, Kyle Bradford
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Wrestling is not only interesting to gays, but also provides homoerotic stimulation to millions of redneck closet cases. I used to be a fanwhen they wrestledbut nowadays when they spend the time ruining their vocal chords by screaming and growling into microphones and theres hardly any activity in the ring (and the guys are mainly trolls) I no longer watch. So, I was anxious to see The Cockpit Club hoping it would provide some of that old time fun I used to have. It turned out to be a disappointment. The guys are good-looking, it has a plotclichéd but thereyet the sex is bland, bland, bland. The most interesting thing about the film is that it stars Kyle Bradford who became famous when Kyle claimed to have had sex with the worlds biggest box-office star, a statement Kyle made with his eyes wide shut. This proved to be a risky businessand probably a mission impossible, toowhen Kyle found himself being sued by the hunky dude. When we meet Kyle, he is a bouncer in a club. The action begins when Kyle and his lover, Tommy Saxx make-out in the clubs downstairs.
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Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 4/3/2003
Studio: XTC
Starring: Sebastian Cruz, Leaf Hendrickson, Dee Campatelli, Allan Jennings, Zack Green, Lee Jordan, Jay Roc, Michael Ash
Review brief: Dee Campetelli and Jay Roc are seated on a sofa watching a football game on which Jay has placed a big bet when the reception conks out. They call a repairman, Allen Jennings, who needs to be paid $50 before installing the new cable box. The boys have no money and offer their services. Dee is a very young brunet who is cute in a goofy sort of way. Jay is blond (his pubes are black) rather desirable despite some acne scars. Allan iswell, Allan is s-e-x-y! He has a few days growth of hair on his face and plenty of hair on his balls. Dee begins by sucking Allans cock and it goes from soft to hard in short order. A stark naked Jay now scrambles across the back of the sofa to offer his already stiff dick to Allan. Allanit must be notedis a super sucker. He further demonstrates his oral skills by blowing both boys simultaneously. Allan then bottoms for Jay while continuing to demonstrate his sucking ability on Dee. Dee cums on his face. Jay continues to fuck the sexy dude in a mission position during which Allan shoots. Jay follows suit.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Starring: Hall Ross, Anthony Mengetti, Ted Lowe, Frank Sterling, Billy Boulders, Dave Davison
Review brief: There was a terrible old joke I heard in high school: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can. I guess something similar could be said about the guys in this film about sucking their own dicks. I guess weve all tried it at one time or another. Most of us dont succeed. When I was in high school auto-fellatio to me was getting a blowjob in a car. This DVD begins with Chad Donovan in a sling. Someone releases him and he goes and sits in a swing, leans over and licks the head of his dick. Sometimes he manages to get the head passed his lips, but its mainly just licking. Chad has an unfair advantage because he has a very big dick and he doesnt t have to bend over very far to get it. After much too long a time, he wends his way back to the sling where he continues licking the glans in an inverted position, eventually dropping a load into his mouth. The lighting in this scene is really bad and much of the activity is hidden in dark shadows. What did they think they were making? Film noir? Next up we have someone in a cage.
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Release date: 1/30/2003
Reviewed on: 3/28/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Dennis Lincoln, Dominique, Ryan Block, Ricky Parker, Rolf, Duke Johnson, Cougar Cash
Review brief: This is a DVD release of an earlier VHS film from HIS Studios. I missed it then, so Im glad to catch it now. It contains a good mix of interracial dudes who are hot and like sex. Its a clichéd opening with a big black stud wearing only a posing strap that we know is going to eventually take out a big dick and stroke it to climax. But long before he will shoot, we segue right into our first scene. Two guysone of whom is Ryan Blockare moving into a new pad. Ryan is a big muscular beige-skinned hunk; his roomie is dark brown. Ryan goes down on his pal, and goes absolutely ape when the guy sucks on his nipples. Finally Ryan gets what he wanted all along, his buddys hot butt. Our black stud is now out and wanking as we move onto another of the clichés for introducing scenes. Cougar Cash, Dennis Lincoln and a black guy who is unknown to me are in a pool hall. A guy enters and the unknown goes off to play a game of pool with him as Cougar and Dennis gossip and introduce the next scene. Two escaping consone white and one blackhave taken refuge in a barn.
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Release date: 12/14/2002
Reviewed on: 3/28/2003
Studio: Kristen Bjorn
Review brief: For many years Kristen Bjorn stood alone in creating high-class porn with luscious foreign men of incredible beauty. Nowadays he has stiff competition from Lucas Kazan, Borbely, Herve Handsome, William Higgins, and Bjorns own right-hand man, The Bear. Nevertheless, a new Bjorn film is a noteworthy event. It is all here: the incredible men, the multiple orgasms per scene, the no-hands cum shots, the superior photography. It is undeniably, unmistakably Bjorn. Yet aside from a couple of the guys licking up their own cum, this film breaks no new ground. And thats the problem. Weve seen it all before, and weve seen him do it better. Dont get me wrong; its a great film. Bjorn can do no less. Its just not one of his major ones. The premise, as the title states, is that of men who dream of hot sexual encounters. The first dreamer is a hunk by the name of Andres Duranza. He awakens (or does he) to walk downstairspreceded by a marvelous erection. (Stiff dicks generally lead the way for the men in Bjorns films.
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Release date: 3/6/2003
Reviewed on: 3/23/2003
Studio: Big Blue Productions
Starring: Troy Michaels, Blue Blake, Matt Sizemore, Robert Harvey
Directed by: Blue Blake
Review brief: Hes a lumberjack and hes OK, He sleeps all night and he fucks all day. My apologies to Monty Python. Would that this clunkerobviously shot in one afternoonwas as amusing as Michael Palins lumberjack of song and story. There is some prime grade-A beef here but they arent very active. These weary jacks just lumber. When boss Blue Blake brings the lumberjacks their mail, he informs them that the women who were supposed to arrive will not come for 6 months so they will draw straws for someone to become camp bitch. Big burly Duke Miller is the loser (or if you prefer, winner). For twenty minutes the others pass before a kneeling Duke to get their cocks sucked. (no one cums.) Duke then lies on a table as former blond twink Troy Michaels eats his ass to prepare him for the big events. Others relieve Troy in eating Dukes ass. This goes on for another twenty minutes. (no one cums) We cut to Duke leaning over a woodpile being fucked by the most gruesome of the gang. When this troll cums, Duke is laid on the grass for another to fuck him. Then everyone jacks off on Duke.
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Release date: 3/22/2003
Reviewed on: 3/22/2003
Studio: All Worlds Video
Review brief: The cover tells us: A young mans research into ancient mythology awakens the sexual sprits of the Mojave Sand Gods. When we start the film itself however, up pops the word montage and a definition of same. Then we have a montage as images flow rapidly, lapping over one another in double-exposure. When the montage stops we find a naked Trent Austin blowing the muscular Brad Rock. Now Trent Austin is my favorite twink. (I have variously referred to him as the love of my life and more accurately as the lust of my life.) I find him impish, adorable, and he has a big dick. Brad Rock is an appropriate moniker for this hunk. Built like the proverbial brick shithouse, heunlike most muscular guyshas a dick to match. Of course Trent cant swallow something that big (only Matt Summers could do that) but he certainly does have fun with it and when he changes position to give the hunk a five-star rim job, he drives Brad crazy. That little red tongue just darts right in there. All the while Trents big cock is rock hard. Brad must be incurably straight not to partake of that mothwatering morsel.
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Release date: 12/24/2002
Reviewed on: 3/21/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Vince Rockland, Ryan Block, Dallas Taylor, Wolff, Chris Yeager, Eric Stone, Peter Bishop, Johnny Ringo
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Review brief: It was a clever notion to make a gay version of A Streetcar Named Desire. But thats as far as it got here. This is the DVD release of an earlier HIS Video. I dont know why they put it on DVD. Well, actually, I do know. It was to make a buck. Now, as I said a gay version of Streetcar could have been a real hoot. But this one is just Ho-Hum. And the performances, well, to call the acting atrocious, is to compliment it. We begin with Blanche (or rather Blaine) arriving to visit his brother and his lover Stan. Blaine as played by Chris Yeager should more appropriately have been named Bland as this guy has all the verve and personality of a parking meter. This is just one of the many flaws in this misfire, but its an important one. Blanche is fascinating, she is a slut, shes got spunk and nervous energy. Yeagers Blaine is uninteresting, passionless, lazy, indifferent, and the only spunk he has pops out of his dick. Peter Bishop as his brother is perfect casting. (Not for the role but for being Yeagers brother. Yawn.) and Vince Rockland is Stan. Now I was something of a fan of Vince.
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Release date: 3/7/2003
Reviewed on: 3/21/2003
Studio: South American Pictures
Starring: Alan Dais
Review brief: MACHO MEN is another of those films that make us want to vacation in South America. It not only has Macho men but it also has some cute young guys to service them, giving us a little something for every taste. The DVD is interactive in that a menu appears in the down left corner enabling us to jump to the action that suits us most. There are five choices: 1. Oral 2. Sex 3. Cum Shot 4. Hide menu 5. Menu I assume that the distinction between oral and sex follows the Clinton assertion that blowjobs are not sex. One can of course, just ignore the menu and watch the film as you would any other, following the action from its beginning to the end and then the cum shots. A solo scene with a muscular guy in a Santa hat and g-string starts us off. He removes the cock-confinement to reveal a really big one. Unfortunately when theyre this big they never get hardjust swell a bit. He tries vainly but. Theres no cum shot.
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Release date: 12/14/2002
Reviewed on: 3/16/2003
Studio: All Worlds Video
Starring: Chad Knight, Chad Savage, Antonio Madiera, Lance Landers, Jeremy Jordan, Brad Benton, Clint Fox, Jason Hawke, Devlin
Review brief: We hear the closing music to yet another episode of I Love Lucy. Two twinks seated on a sofa have been watching the show. They turn to one another. Twink One: Im hungry. Twink Two: Im horny. Both together: Clucks! This establishes the delightful premise of this film, a restaurant that specializes in chicken. Not the kind with feathers, but the kind with dicks. Not the kind that lay eggs, but the kind that just lay. We see the familiar restaurant with its revolving bucket, but logo says Clucks. Gavin Braun, a cute blond twink, drives up to the take-out window and orders some chicken. He is handed a tray with a bottle of lube. Wheres my chicken? he inquires. The waitress points, and there on the seat beside him is a naked Brad Benton. (Who could ask for anything more?) They never get out of the parking lot. These twinks are all over the car, and all over each other. Gavin has found some chicken that not only he can eat, but that also eats back. This scorching encounter ends with Brad bottoming for the blond twink. Ty Parks and Clint Fox decide to eat in the restaurant.
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Release date: 4/5/2003
Reviewed on: 3/16/2003
Studio: Sarava Productions
Directed by: Lucas Kazan
Review brief: Filmed entirely in Sicily, Saravas A SICILIAN TALE directed by Lucas Kazan and produced by Kristen Bjorn is nothing short of superb. It is based on the famous "Cavalleria Rusticana by Giovanni Verga that I remember having to translate in second-year Italian. It was also the basis of the celebrated opera by Mascagni. In this work a peasant girl Santuzza discovers that her lover Turiddu is playing around with a married woman called Lola. Confronting her lover with his unfaithfulness, she is laughed at and scorned. In revenge she tells Lolas husband Alfio of the affair, whereupon Alfio challenges Turiddu to a duel and kills him. In Kazans all-male version, Santuzza becomes Santo and Lola becomes Luca. The beautiful Federico Bulsara plays Santo; Turiddu is the handsome Vilem Cage; Alfio is sexy Lucas Foz; and Luca is played by Alexander (Sasha) Byazrov.
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Release date: 3/15/2003
Reviewed on: 3/14/2003
Studio: Latin Connection
Review brief: Tex and Sevyn the two Latinos who open this dreary film are both excessively unattractive. They suck their limp dicks to no avail. Theres a bit of unpleasant rimming from one of them and they both jackoff. My advice: skip the scene. In the second scene Alexis and Maxx decided not to use condoms as the blurb before their scene tells us. Although these guys are better looking that the first two (something that was not hard at all to achieve) the sexregardless of the fact that they are not using condomsis only average at best. Both cum shots are repeated. T-Bone and Erik in scene three are the best lookers on the DVD. Their scene begins on a sofa. There is some conversation but we can understand what they are saying because the sound is awful. I assume its little more than Hi, there! Howve you been? Lets fuck. Because thats what they do. The final scene takes place in a locker room with Pothead and Danny. One of them has rotten teeth (Pothead?); the other is flabby (Danny?). As in each of the other scenes these guys have major erection problems.
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Release date: 7/24/2002
Reviewed on: 3/13/2003
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Zak Spears
Directed by: Jim Steel
Review brief: Bo Summers has a crush on his boss Zak Spears, a successful lawyer in a prestigious law firm. He is jacking off dreaming of his boss when Zak summons him into his office to watch a video of Zaks appearance on the Butch Limbo show Straight from the Hip. Bo is a well-built yummy blond. Zak is a young bear. Bo asks Zak to show him the secret of Zak's success with the ladies. I cant, Zak tells him, Were both guys. But he gives in to pride at his prowess and begins to show Bo his technique. When Bo responds, Zak abruptly calls the lesson off. Later Zak watches as two cleaning men, Tanner Reeves and Karl Redford, lay about on the job. Karl is a slender blond Aussie that I have always found fiendishly sexy. Tanner aint bad either. Tanner tells Karl that even though he is a married man he often goes down to the pier and gets a guy to blow him because guys do it best. Karl says he has never experienced such a thing. If you tell anybody about this, Ill cut your balls off! Tanner threatens before going down on Karls cock. Karls in heaven. This is a two-way street, Tanner tells Karl.
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Release date: 2/11/2002
Reviewed on: 3/13/2003
Studio: Studio 2000
Starring: Christian Fox, Sunny Markham, Adam Rom, Jake Andrews, Todd Stevens, Alan Reeves, Tony Cameron, Chris Ramsey, Kevin Wolf, Karl Bruno, Tom Winston
Review brief: Its Sonny Markhams twenty-first birthday, and his friend Adam Rom takes him out to dinner and then to Chicagos Mans Country. Sonny is a hefty blond bodybuilder with a godlike gym-built physique; Adam is a cute young twink with curly dark hair. Sonny is reluctant to go into a gay place, but Adamwho obviously has designs on Sonnypersuades him. Adams plan begins to have effect when they encounter Chris Ramsey giving head to Tony Cameron in the showers. Since Tony is in ecstasy, Sonny wonders what a blowjob feels like and asks Adam if he will oblige. Naturally this is what Adam has been hoping for and he chows down on Sonnys dick. Sonny likes it! He shoots his load not merely over Adams face, but into his mouth. After he has shot his load he places his still dripping cock between Adams lips! Returning to the shower, they find Tony is now screwing Chris. Yup, Sonny wants to try that too. Once again Adam is only too willing to oblige, and Sonny fucks him in a variety of positions. Well, Sonny has enjoyed this so much that he gets himself a club membership.
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Release date: 6/11/2001
Reviewed on: 3/13/2003
Studio: Kristen Bjorn
Starring: Kristen Bjorn
Review brief: In the exotic setting of Rio de Janeiro, studly Sergio Calucci spies a handsome surfer and invites him home. As they stop at a traffic light, another masculine hunk revs his motorcycle up beside them and shows them how long his stretchable foreskin is. Naturally he is invited to accompany Sergio and his new friend. When they arrive at Sergios everyone sucks, and Sergio bottoms for both guys. The first guy uses a rubber; the second one doesnt. Nor do these hunks (Luciano Pereira, Braulio Duarte & Sergio Callucci) hesitate in licking skuzzy cocks. Everybody cums at least three times. We get a touch of the famous Rio Carnaval as a bearded guy picks up a guy with five-oclock shadow. (Erico Ventania & Renato Soares) They go in for some sucking, rimming and fucking with Shadow getting fucked twice: once in a bed and once in a window. Both of them ejaculate frequently. Beautiful shots of the carnaval parade with the participants in elaborate costumes precede the coupling of two of the parade performers: a hunk with some zesty black blood and a youthful smooth-chested beauty.
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Release date: 2/17/2003
Reviewed on: 3/12/2003
Studio: Overthere
Starring: Donovan
Review brief: As Ive noted in earlier reviews there are an awful lot of barebacking DVDs coming (cumming?) onto the market these days. The guys featured in many of these are so young that they have probably never experienced the A.I.D.S. scare orlike smokers when it comes to lung cancer and emphysemabelieve STDs are something that happens only to others and not to them. More likely it is unscrupulous pornographers that are lying to these young kids about the danger of unprotected sex to make these films. They may also be encouraging the population at large to throw away their condoms. So, having expressed my reservations, lets take a look at TAKIN IT RAW: ROOM FOR TWO from Tipo Sesso International. There are only four guys: Chris Jacobs, a skinny twink with a pierced tongue; Josh Cummings [ha], a bleached blond with a slightly curved dick; Donovan, the big face on the cover who also has the biggest dick; and Jason Davidson, a good-looking slim brunet who is my favorite of the bunch. The action begins with some good old fashioned fellatio. The kids pair off for this.
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Release date: 3/13/2003
Reviewed on: 3/12/2003
Studio: Blue Pictures
Review brief: More and more films are popping up these days wherein the participants do not wear condoms. For many of these films the sex is not improved by going bareback, but is just as mediocremaybe even more sothan if condoms had been used. There are, of course, exceptions. BAREBACK BOYS CLUB is most definitely one of those exceptions. It is very, very hot! The guys are all young, cute or handsome, they appear to be enjoying the sex, and they all have nice stiff uncut cocks. In the first scene we are introduced to two twinks who are playing cards. An older guy sends them to their room. They undress down to their briefs and lie on separate twin beds. One of the twinks tells his friend about witnessing a blowjob in the shower. They decide to try this and before long they have escalated into fucking. Each fucks the other bareback. They then cum on one anothers faces. After the cocks have shot their loads the spunk-faced recipients suck on the spent cocks. This establishes a pattern that all the scenes will follow.
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Release date: 3/8/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003
Studio: Daddy Oohhh
Review brief: After spending a great part of my life in big cities and then returning to the country, I discovered just how slowly things move in the country. The speed limit may be 55, but the locals poke along at 35; cashiers in checkout lanes hold long conversations with the patrons. So I suppose the slow leisurely pace of COUNTRY TIME, COUNTRY FINE is appropriate, but it doesnt make for stimulating viewing. There are only three persons in the cast. Jeff Baron, a gorgeous hunk of man with graying hair, black eyebrows, a small goatee, a light dusting of hair on a perfect chest, a pierced ear, nipple, and navel; and a brown-skinned cock. The type of daddy twinks would die for. Then we have Brett Collins, who has appeared in films from major studios such as ORAL EXAM and PLEDGES. Finally, we have Cody Scott whose somewhat emaciated face seems rather at odds on a fleshy body. When we join these three they are playing the local game of Seattleopoly. They play it for ten frigging minutes before there is any horseplay.
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Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003
Studio: Private Man
Starring: Dave, Tony, Cherry, George, Ronny, Micky, Nicola, Antony, Cherry Poppens
Review brief: PRICK-A-PORTER is a clever take on the fashion trades prêt-a-porter (ready to wear). Robert le Foc (haha) is a designer who needs to make a comeback so he approaches Jean-Claude Penisse (hoho) the man who can make it all possible. The drawback is that Jean-Claude is Roberts former lover whom Robert jilted. Robert is played by Renato Bellagio (a man of many names who is using yet another one here) while Jean-Claude is played by the popular Janos Volt (also using another name here). Janos is looking hotter than ever before. He has shaved his chest in order to show off his new bodthe result of many hours and much hard work in the gym. I was never truly a fan until now. But, wow! Jean-Claudes new lover is a handsome blond assistant that is also familiar with body-sculpting. A nice threesome is the result. Now Jean-Claude decides to give Robert his fashion show, but has a fiendish plan to ruin it. He adds Viagra to the juice the models are to drink before going on stage. The result is some action designed to alleviate these stiff dicks.
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Release date: 3/8/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003
Studio: Blue Pictures
Review brief: GAMES MEN PLAY is a 1979 pre-condom flick that has been transferred to DVD. The guys are mostly seventies gay clones with mustaches and beards. It begins with a gang member in a leather jacket picking up a hustler who takes him to a T-room. When they arrive the gang member refuses to pay the hustler and orders him to give him a blowjob. He then rims the hustler and fucks him. Afterward, the gang member sucks off the hustler and eats his cum. Sounds good, huh? Well the camera work is really poor and the lighting is worse. The lighting would be too dark even for film noir. Shadows hide cocks going into mouth and asses. What is worse is the antiquated disco music of women singing. Imagine sucking someones cock while women are wailing away on the soundtrack. Boy, does that distract one. And coupled with the bad lighting. Scene two. Two guys sharing a joint decide to share something else. As soon as the sex starts so does the singing.
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