Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 30)
What the Wife Doesn't Know
Release date: 9/9/2002
Reviewed on: 11/19/2002
Studio: Street Corner Studios
Starring: Jack Reilly, Todd Mitchell, Cody Tyler, Taylor Lee [II] (male), Ben Shaw, Julio Velasquez, Jason Reeves, Zak Pierce
Directed by: Blade Thompson
Review brief: Ive never really understood the fascination gays have for straight men. I guess its just the notion of getting forbidden fruit, (or I guess I really should say forbidden non-fruit.) because should you ever get one, hes virtually guaranteed to be a lousy lay. The premise here is of straight men trying other men for the first time. Of course these guys are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road and it doesnt take a wizard to tell that. First up are Ben Shaw and Cody Tyler whom we see tooling around on their motorcycles. Cody guides Ben into a deserted garage and tells him he has always wondered what I would be like with another cyclist. Well, would you believe Ben says that he has wondered the same thing? And with that, Cody goes down on Bens dick. Cody is a beefy, dirty-blond with a pierced tongue. It really is the biggest ball bearing I have seen in a tonguethe size of a marble. Ben is extremely white with raven hair. It appears that he has never been exposed to direct sunlight. He also chews his nails down to the quick.
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Release date: 9/9/2002
Reviewed on: 11/19/2002
Studio: Street Corner Studios
Starring: Jack Reilly, Todd Mitchell, Cody Tyler, Taylor Lee [II] (male), Ben Shaw, Julio Velasquez, Jason Reeves, Zak Pierce
Directed by: Blade Thompson
Review brief: Ive never really understood the fascination gays have for straight men. I guess its just the notion of getting forbidden fruit, (or I guess I really should say forbidden non-fruit.) because should you ever get one, hes virtually guaranteed to be a lousy lay. The premise here is of straight men trying other men for the first time. Of course these guys are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road and it doesnt take a wizard to tell that. First up are Ben Shaw and Cody Tyler whom we see tooling around on their motorcycles. Cody guides Ben into a deserted garage and tells him he has always wondered what I would be like with another cyclist. Well, would you believe Ben says that he has wondered the same thing? And with that, Cody goes down on Bens dick. Cody is a beefy, dirty-blond with a pierced tongue. It really is the biggest ball bearing I have seen in a tonguethe size of a marble. Ben is extremely white with raven hair. It appears that he has never been exposed to direct sunlight. He also chews his nails down to the quick.
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Fresh Flesh (Legend)
Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 11/14/2002
Studio: Legend
Starring: Chris Ryder, Jonathan Winters, Tyson Rexx
Review brief: There are a number of videos on the market these days wherein amateur performers are lured into being filmed having sex. Money is the primary object with a touch of exhibitionism thrown in. Often the person behind these films is someone who uses them as opportunities to have sex with as many guys as possible and preserve the records of their conquests. Usually they are people who could not get these guys any other way and we end up watching a hard core version of beauty and the beast. Jonathan Winters the spider to the flies in this film is not bad looking. He is a balding guy in his thirties and he has big uncut dick. However in order to be the dominant stud in every scene one has to be either extremely handsome, have a winning personality, or be an exciting sexual performer. As observed he is no great beauty. He has the personality of a rutabaga, and his sexual performance is like watching Pa Kettle amble over cow dung.
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Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 11/14/2002
Studio: Legend
Starring: Chris Ryder, Jonathan Winters, Tyson Rexx
Review brief: There are a number of videos on the market these days wherein amateur performers are lured into being filmed having sex. Money is the primary object with a touch of exhibitionism thrown in. Often the person behind these films is someone who uses them as opportunities to have sex with as many guys as possible and preserve the records of their conquests. Usually they are people who could not get these guys any other way and we end up watching a hard core version of beauty and the beast. Jonathan Winters the spider to the flies in this film is not bad looking. He is a balding guy in his thirties and he has big uncut dick. However in order to be the dominant stud in every scene one has to be either extremely handsome, have a winning personality, or be an exciting sexual performer. As observed he is no great beauty. He has the personality of a rutabaga, and his sexual performance is like watching Pa Kettle amble over cow dung.
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Finish Me Off
Release date: 5/9/2002
Reviewed on: 11/12/2002
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Troy Michaels, Jon Galt, Jeremy Jordan, Brad Benton, Matt Summers, Evan Taylor, Marco Paris, Julian Pierce
Review brief: Has it ever occurred to you when watching a porn flick that after watching the guys suck and fuck, just lying beside one another and jacking off was an anti-climax? To me it always seemed to imply Well you did your best to bring me off, but you failed and so its back to the old hand. It must have seemed that way to Chi Chi LaRue; too because in this film the prolific directrix extraordinaire has decided that in this film the guys would give one another a helping hand. Unfortunately Patrick Allen introduces the scenes in the guise of Dr. No-wank-alone. This adds nothing to the film, but does indeed detract considerably from it. The main problem is that there is no variation with Allens appearances. It is the same old, same old boring, badly written dialogue. If we saw him in various stages of undress or fondling some hunk or getting gradually higher, it might be more interesting. But I think it would be even better just to let the scenes follow without this irritating interruption. And pretty good scenes they are. First up (literally) are Julian Pierce and Travis Reed.
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Release date: 5/9/2002
Reviewed on: 11/12/2002
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Troy Michaels, Jon Galt, Jeremy Jordan, Brad Benton, Matt Summers, Evan Taylor, Marco Paris, Julian Pierce
Review brief: Has it ever occurred to you when watching a porn flick that after watching the guys suck and fuck, just lying beside one another and jacking off was an anti-climax? To me it always seemed to imply Well you did your best to bring me off, but you failed and so its back to the old hand. It must have seemed that way to Chi Chi LaRue; too because in this film the prolific directrix extraordinaire has decided that in this film the guys would give one another a helping hand. Unfortunately Patrick Allen introduces the scenes in the guise of Dr. No-wank-alone. This adds nothing to the film, but does indeed detract considerably from it. The main problem is that there is no variation with Allens appearances. It is the same old, same old boring, badly written dialogue. If we saw him in various stages of undress or fondling some hunk or getting gradually higher, it might be more interesting. But I think it would be even better just to let the scenes follow without this irritating interruption. And pretty good scenes they are. First up (literally) are Julian Pierce and Travis Reed.
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Hunter, The (Heatwave)
Release date: 7/24/2002
Reviewed on: 11/9/2002
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Tony, Wolfgang, Bernard, Andres
Review brief: What a weird little film! It is definitely not a pud-pounder, but I have to admit it is erotic. It begins with two guys whom we shall call Weiss und Schwarz walking in the great outdoors jabbering away in German. They seem to be having some kind of argument as the white guy occasionally pushes the black guy. Soon they are rolling around in the grass in a playful wrestling bout. At this point a fairly fat guy, Plump, comes onto the scene with a cartoon of eggs. He is mesmerized by the horseplay and begins to get aroused. Weiss und Schwarz are now getting naked. They rub their bodies together and the black guy pretends to fuck the white guy. Plump, or Blimpy-Pie as I shall now call him has dropped his drawers and is now stroking his putz. He has tried to make it appear bigger by shaving his pubes but it still seems miniscule under that sagging belly. Hes really not as unattractive as it sounds. He has a rather sweet face and would be a chubby chasers dream. Meanwhile Weiss und Schwarz have started to suck some cock.
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Release date: 7/24/2002
Reviewed on: 11/9/2002
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Tony, Wolfgang, Bernard, Andres
Review brief: What a weird little film! It is definitely not a pud-pounder, but I have to admit it is erotic. It begins with two guys whom we shall call Weiss und Schwarz walking in the great outdoors jabbering away in German. They seem to be having some kind of argument as the white guy occasionally pushes the black guy. Soon they are rolling around in the grass in a playful wrestling bout. At this point a fairly fat guy, Plump, comes onto the scene with a cartoon of eggs. He is mesmerized by the horseplay and begins to get aroused. Weiss und Schwarz are now getting naked. They rub their bodies together and the black guy pretends to fuck the white guy. Plump, or Blimpy-Pie as I shall now call him has dropped his drawers and is now stroking his putz. He has tried to make it appear bigger by shaving his pubes but it still seems miniscule under that sagging belly. Hes really not as unattractive as it sounds. He has a rather sweet face and would be a chubby chasers dream. Meanwhile Weiss und Schwarz have started to suck some cock.
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Slave Workshop Hamburg
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002
Studio: Close Up Prod.
Review brief: Someday Im going to find an S & M film that is a true S & M film and not a fake, boring S & M for sissies. The hype on the cover sounds hot for this one, but its as tame as something from Disney. All pissing on the slave is faked and there is absolutely no sense of danger. Titan has things in their films that really make this one look stupid. The DVD transfer sucks. THE PLOT: A young German lad with a nice body and a guiche reads an ad for a slave. This makes him so hot he jacks off. Having answered the ad he is told to go to the train station get in the back of a white van, take off all his clothes and put them in a garbage bag, place a mask over his head and affix a pair of handcuffs. He is then driven to a deserted garage where over the next several days, he is forced to lick his master's boots for ten seconds and suck his large uncut cock for all of fifteen seconds. The rest of the time he is just strung up, or chained to a urinal and left there. The sum total of this slaves trials is to have a scrungy guy fill his mouth with beer and spit it on him.
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Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002
Studio: Close Up Prod.
Review brief: Someday Im going to find an S & M film that is a true S & M film and not a fake, boring S & M for sissies. The hype on the cover sounds hot for this one, but its as tame as something from Disney. All pissing on the slave is faked and there is absolutely no sense of danger. Titan has things in their films that really make this one look stupid. The DVD transfer sucks. THE PLOT: A young German lad with a nice body and a guiche reads an ad for a slave. This makes him so hot he jacks off. Having answered the ad he is told to go to the train station get in the back of a white van, take off all his clothes and put them in a garbage bag, place a mask over his head and affix a pair of handcuffs. He is then driven to a deserted garage where over the next several days, he is forced to lick his master's boots for ten seconds and suck his large uncut cock for all of fifteen seconds. The rest of the time he is just strung up, or chained to a urinal and left there. The sum total of this slaves trials is to have a scrungy guy fill his mouth with beer and spit it on him.
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Alpine Passion
Release date: 10/23/2002
Reviewed on: 10/27/2002
Studio: Ikarus
Starring: Tony Montana
Review brief: Do you like beautiful scenery? Do you like gorgeous guys? Do you like looking at gorgeous guys in beautiful scenery? Do you like watching gorgeous guys having incredible sex in beautiful scenery? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions then Alpine Passion is an absolute must for your collection. This is the second five-star rating Ive given in a row, but I assure you I am not getting soft. I was very, very hard during this film and Im hard now just thinking about it. After panning over the snow-covered Alps we come to a magnificent chalet. Entering through a skylight we discover three hunks making out in a Jacuzzi. They are the butler Pascal Bruno, a slender sexy guy with a pierced eyebrow; and two muscular guests at the chalet, Tony Montana and Adam Skala. Both are giving Pascals cock some serious attention. Tony is a real hunk. No, he is not an American. He is one of those awesome Czechsas is his partner in lust, Adam.
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Release date: 10/23/2002
Reviewed on: 10/27/2002
Studio: Ikarus
Starring: Tony Montana
Review brief: Do you like beautiful scenery? Do you like gorgeous guys? Do you like looking at gorgeous guys in beautiful scenery? Do you like watching gorgeous guys having incredible sex in beautiful scenery? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions then Alpine Passion is an absolute must for your collection. This is the second five-star rating Ive given in a row, but I assure you I am not getting soft. I was very, very hard during this film and Im hard now just thinking about it. After panning over the snow-covered Alps we come to a magnificent chalet. Entering through a skylight we discover three hunks making out in a Jacuzzi. They are the butler Pascal Bruno, a slender sexy guy with a pierced eyebrow; and two muscular guests at the chalet, Tony Montana and Adam Skala. Both are giving Pascals cock some serious attention. Tony is a real hunk. No, he is not an American. He is one of those awesome Czechsas is his partner in lust, Adam.
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White Trash (MSR)
Release date: 8/25/2002
Reviewed on: 10/25/2002
Studio: MSR Releasing
Starring: Clay Maverick, Chad Johnson, Rod Barry, Anthony Shaw
Review brief: Wey-ul sit yurself right down cheer on this upturned cracker barrel, take a swig from the jug, bite off a chaw of terbaccy, and get yer peckers out. Cause Im a-gonna tell yall about a real fun pitcher show. Its called White Trash and I swear it reminds me somthin fierce about our neighbors over thar in Possum Holler. It starts out when Luther (done to a turn by a real man hunk calls hisself Trent Cougar) wont go with his wife Earline to the karaoke finals at the saloon. Course the real reason he aint goin' is cause her nephew Jeremiah has come round and Luther knows what good cocksuckin that boy does. When Earline leaves with her frien Kitty, she tells her son, Amos (its really Rod Barry a play-actin. An I mus say Rods lookin like his ole self here which is pretty damn good. Yes siree.) Anyway she tells Amos to not let Jeremiah eat em outta house n home Cause thet boyll put anythin in his mouth. And sure as shootin hes got Luthers great big pecker in it as she speaks.
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Release date: 8/25/2002
Reviewed on: 10/25/2002
Studio: MSR Releasing
Starring: Clay Maverick, Chad Johnson, Rod Barry, Anthony Shaw
Review brief: Wey-ul sit yurself right down cheer on this upturned cracker barrel, take a swig from the jug, bite off a chaw of terbaccy, and get yer peckers out. Cause Im a-gonna tell yall about a real fun pitcher show. Its called White Trash and I swear it reminds me somthin fierce about our neighbors over thar in Possum Holler. It starts out when Luther (done to a turn by a real man hunk calls hisself Trent Cougar) wont go with his wife Earline to the karaoke finals at the saloon. Course the real reason he aint goin' is cause her nephew Jeremiah has come round and Luther knows what good cocksuckin that boy does. When Earline leaves with her frien Kitty, she tells her son, Amos (its really Rod Barry a play-actin. An I mus say Rods lookin like his ole self here which is pretty damn good. Yes siree.) Anyway she tells Amos to not let Jeremiah eat em outta house n home Cause thet boyll put anythin in his mouth. And sure as shootin hes got Luthers great big pecker in it as she speaks.
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Citi Boyz: Stud Pups In Heat
Release date: 9/2/2002
Reviewed on: 10/23/2002
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: Citi Boyzs specialty is to produce films featuring what are known as barely-legal boys. The performers range in age from 18-21 and somewell actually, mostlook to be much younger. In watching their films I feel I am preparing to become a dirty old man. But, to be truthful, the guys are definitely cute little buggers. The young cast is obviously what sells the flick, but there are problems. One is that guys this young are not very experienced and so dont do a very good job sucking and fucking. Another problem with this particular DVD is the arrangement of the scenes. It starts with two solos, then two suck and fuck scenes, and ends with a suck only. It would seem that it should be the suck only; then a solo; then a suck fuck; then the other solo, and end with the best suck and fuck. Especially since the suck-only is such a letdown. The guys are also not used to performing in front of a camera and so have erection problems. This makes the title stud and in heat something of a misnomer. In all cases the bottoms (all of the bottoms were blond) were the best performers.
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Release date: 9/2/2002
Reviewed on: 10/23/2002
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: Citi Boyzs specialty is to produce films featuring what are known as barely-legal boys. The performers range in age from 18-21 and somewell actually, mostlook to be much younger. In watching their films I feel I am preparing to become a dirty old man. But, to be truthful, the guys are definitely cute little buggers. The young cast is obviously what sells the flick, but there are problems. One is that guys this young are not very experienced and so dont do a very good job sucking and fucking. Another problem with this particular DVD is the arrangement of the scenes. It starts with two solos, then two suck and fuck scenes, and ends with a suck only. It would seem that it should be the suck only; then a solo; then a suck fuck; then the other solo, and end with the best suck and fuck. Especially since the suck-only is such a letdown. The guys are also not used to performing in front of a camera and so have erection problems. This makes the title stud and in heat something of a misnomer. In all cases the bottoms (all of the bottoms were blond) were the best performers.
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Latino Playmates
Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2002
Studio: Bacchus
Starring: Tony Cortez, T-Spoon, Toney Amoure, Josh La Roussa, Rickee Reno, Joey Rico
Review brief: This one was really made on the cheap. There are only three scenes. The sound is terrible and the performers inaudible. The guys are less than average looking. The sex is mundane and uninteresting. A flash camera pops off during the action with the photographer instructing the actors: "Look at me." Hold it." Totally uncaring about us, the viewers. A cat in a hat in scene one has a long dick, a black in the second scene has a thick dick. Everyone else has little dicks and limp dicks.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2002
Studio: Bacchus
Starring: Tony Cortez, T-Spoon, Toney Amoure, Josh La Roussa, Rickee Reno, Joey Rico
Review brief: This one was really made on the cheap. There are only three scenes. The sound is terrible and the performers inaudible. The guys are less than average looking. The sex is mundane and uninteresting. A flash camera pops off during the action with the photographer instructing the actors: "Look at me." Hold it." Totally uncaring about us, the viewers. A cat in a hat in scene one has a long dick, a black in the second scene has a thick dick. Everyone else has little dicks and limp dicks.
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Behind The Curtain: The Making of Moscow
Release date: 10/21/2002
Reviewed on: 10/20/2002
Studio: Sarava Productions
Review brief: So you want to make a porn film? Of course you could just set up a camera and photograph two models fucking--as many of the porn directors do, OR you could get really serious about it and aim for something higher. Such as getting a plot, scouting out a location, getting the best looking hunks available, hiring the best cameramen and technicians, and having enough resources and patience to shoot a scene twenty or more times in order to get exactly what you want. The latter is what Kristen Bjorns camera man and right-hand man, The Bear, chose to do in his exceptional film Moscow: The Power of Submission. It sounds like making a Hollywood film, doesnt it? And indeed it is. Behind the Curtain is a documentary about the making of this Russian epic. Oh, a documentary, you say unenthusiastically, thinking it will be boring. Well, guess again, Horatio. Even if you are not interested in film making, Im sure you are interested in seeing magnificent specimens of manhood parading around nude and getting instructions on how to suck and fuck.
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Release date: 10/21/2002
Reviewed on: 10/20/2002
Studio: Sarava Productions
Review brief: So you want to make a porn film? Of course you could just set up a camera and photograph two models fucking--as many of the porn directors do, OR you could get really serious about it and aim for something higher. Such as getting a plot, scouting out a location, getting the best looking hunks available, hiring the best cameramen and technicians, and having enough resources and patience to shoot a scene twenty or more times in order to get exactly what you want. The latter is what Kristen Bjorns camera man and right-hand man, The Bear, chose to do in his exceptional film Moscow: The Power of Submission. It sounds like making a Hollywood film, doesnt it? And indeed it is. Behind the Curtain is a documentary about the making of this Russian epic. Oh, a documentary, you say unenthusiastically, thinking it will be boring. Well, guess again, Horatio. Even if you are not interested in film making, Im sure you are interested in seeing magnificent specimens of manhood parading around nude and getting instructions on how to suck and fuck.
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Rebound (Overthere)
Release date: 7/31/2001
Reviewed on: 10/19/2002
Studio: Overthere
Starring: Cory Stevens, Mitch Ray, Nic Andrews
Review brief: Attention all hawks, chicken is on the menu. As soon as they reached their eighteenth birthday these kiddies decided to go into porn. None of the guys is identified, but I recognize Sebastian Cole from PUMP PARTY and it is he who induced me to buy this little oddity. As might be expected with guys this young, they are not overly experienced in performing for the camera. They are constantly casting glances at the camera, and the director can be heard telling them what to do: Take off his pants, Dont be afraid, ride his dick. The kids can be forgiven for their inexperience; the director cannot! Nor can one forgive the fact that people can be seen moving behind the scenes. Having just watched Kristen Bjorns splendid documentary, Behind the Scenes where we witness the true pro at work only makes this indifferent piece of porn-for-the bucks more annoying. The beginning is promising. The two blonds that can be seen in an embrace on the cover are the participants. The cute one with the bowl cut has a rather long dick. His buddy does his best to suck it.
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Release date: 7/31/2001
Reviewed on: 10/19/2002
Studio: Overthere
Starring: Cory Stevens, Mitch Ray, Nic Andrews
Review brief: Attention all hawks, chicken is on the menu. As soon as they reached their eighteenth birthday these kiddies decided to go into porn. None of the guys is identified, but I recognize Sebastian Cole from PUMP PARTY and it is he who induced me to buy this little oddity. As might be expected with guys this young, they are not overly experienced in performing for the camera. They are constantly casting glances at the camera, and the director can be heard telling them what to do: Take off his pants, Dont be afraid, ride his dick. The kids can be forgiven for their inexperience; the director cannot! Nor can one forgive the fact that people can be seen moving behind the scenes. Having just watched Kristen Bjorns splendid documentary, Behind the Scenes where we witness the true pro at work only makes this indifferent piece of porn-for-the bucks more annoying. The beginning is promising. The two blonds that can be seen in an embrace on the cover are the participants. The cute one with the bowl cut has a rather long dick. His buddy does his best to suck it.
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ManPlay 4
Release date: 8/15/2002
Reviewed on: 10/19/2002
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Mark, Luke Sabre, Michael, Daniel, Billy, Sean, Diego, Tony Scalia, Sean Paris, Nicholas, Wyatt, Cesar, Luke Bronson, Michael Johnson, David Chelsea, Rhett, Rhet Hengst, Fire Fly, Cesar Leon
Review brief: With Titan we can expect real men and rough sex. The performers are not handsome per se, but they exude masculinity. These butch numbers suck dick as though they are trying to suction it off, and fuck as though they are driving rivets. MANPLAY 04 is nowhere near as good as the great Titan features. The guys here appear to be Titan's second or third string players; and this a sort of audition tape. Not only are these guys not handsome but, to my mind, not very desirable. All are daddy types with hairy chests, most have balding heads, and a few have gall bladder scars and other blemishes. In short, these are the kind of ordinary guys you might find making out in the backroom of your local gay bar not on the set of a porn film. Supporting the idea that this is some sort of audition is the fact that we are obviously on a stage set, and that the camera men are often seen moving in for their close-ups in what, I suppose, can be called cinema verite.
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Release date: 8/15/2002
Reviewed on: 10/19/2002
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Mark, Luke Sabre, Michael, Daniel, Billy, Sean, Diego, Tony Scalia, Sean Paris, Nicholas, Wyatt, Cesar, Luke Bronson, Michael Johnson, David Chelsea, Rhett, Rhet Hengst, Fire Fly, Cesar Leon
Review brief: With Titan we can expect real men and rough sex. The performers are not handsome per se, but they exude masculinity. These butch numbers suck dick as though they are trying to suction it off, and fuck as though they are driving rivets. MANPLAY 04 is nowhere near as good as the great Titan features. The guys here appear to be Titan's second or third string players; and this a sort of audition tape. Not only are these guys not handsome but, to my mind, not very desirable. All are daddy types with hairy chests, most have balding heads, and a few have gall bladder scars and other blemishes. In short, these are the kind of ordinary guys you might find making out in the backroom of your local gay bar not on the set of a porn film. Supporting the idea that this is some sort of audition is the fact that we are obviously on a stage set, and that the camera men are often seen moving in for their close-ups in what, I suppose, can be called cinema verite.
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Switched
Release date: 6/3/2002
Reviewed on: 10/15/2002
Studio: GAI Studios
Starring: Klevin Kline
Review brief: Although Kevin Kline and Joey Tribiany are two of the most beautiful twinks on the planet, this film is an absolute mess. It is so taken with being arty that it forgets it is basically a fuck film. The plot (which one can discern only by reading the back jacket) makes no sense. There is a beginning and a middle but no end. It appears to be the birth of an entrely new genre. Like Theatre of the Absurd, this is Porn of the Absurd. The child however is stillborn. A young twink kills his girlfriend who comes back as a man (Kevin Kline). Mysterious characters pop in and out like characters in "Bewitched". There is even a devil who appears over a copulating couple and jacks off. The couple (Kevin and Joey) do not cum. There is a love of angle shots and other artsy gimmicks. The acting is awful, the dialogue ludicrous, the sex is passionless, or too gimmicky (A guy gets a mouthful of water then puts a cock in his mouth letting the water cascade down the dick, a threesome cavorts on an exercise machine) the film is horribly dubbed.
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Release date: 6/3/2002
Reviewed on: 10/15/2002
Studio: GAI Studios
Starring: Klevin Kline
Review brief: Although Kevin Kline and Joey Tribiany are two of the most beautiful twinks on the planet, this film is an absolute mess. It is so taken with being arty that it forgets it is basically a fuck film. The plot (which one can discern only by reading the back jacket) makes no sense. There is a beginning and a middle but no end. It appears to be the birth of an entrely new genre. Like Theatre of the Absurd, this is Porn of the Absurd. The child however is stillborn. A young twink kills his girlfriend who comes back as a man (Kevin Kline). Mysterious characters pop in and out like characters in "Bewitched". There is even a devil who appears over a copulating couple and jacks off. The couple (Kevin and Joey) do not cum. There is a love of angle shots and other artsy gimmicks. The acting is awful, the dialogue ludicrous, the sex is passionless, or too gimmicky (A guy gets a mouthful of water then puts a cock in his mouth letting the water cascade down the dick, a threesome cavorts on an exercise machine) the film is horribly dubbed.
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Oral Exams
Release date: 9/16/2002
Reviewed on: 10/13/2002
Studio: Rascal Video
Starring: Hans Ebson, Robert Kirk, Chad Hunt, Danny Chance, Michaelangelo, Risi, Matt Summers, Marco Paris, Brett Collins, Victor Rios, Rick Hollander
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: High school student Matt Summers loves to suck dick; and, knowing the janitor Chad Hunt has the biggest one around, arranges to meet Chad in the Mens Room. When Matt arrives, Chad is already naked and waiting. Now even soft Chad has a bigand I mean BIGcock. Getting down on his knees, Matt starts on just the head and then goes farther and farther down untilMY GOD, HES DEEP-THROATED THE WHOLE THING! I hadnt seen anything like that since watching Cleo, my pet Boa Constrictor, swallow a rat. Chad grabs Matts head and makes him continue to swallow it all. When Chad asks to see Matts butt, he drops his pants to reveal a cute hairy bum that just begs to be fucked. Chad rubs his huge cock on the butt, but doesnt do more because this is a lesson in fellatio. So, Matt returns to deep-throating the monster. This time he sits on the toilet seat and Chad stands to face-fuck him all the way to the pubes. I swear you can see Chads enormous cock moving in Matts throat! Matts own huge cock is stiffly plastered to his stomach through it all. Finally, Chad can hold off no longer and cums.
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Release date: 9/16/2002
Reviewed on: 10/13/2002
Studio: Rascal Video
Starring: Hans Ebson, Robert Kirk, Chad Hunt, Danny Chance, Michaelangelo, Risi, Matt Summers, Marco Paris, Brett Collins, Victor Rios, Rick Hollander
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: High school student Matt Summers loves to suck dick; and, knowing the janitor Chad Hunt has the biggest one around, arranges to meet Chad in the Mens Room. When Matt arrives, Chad is already naked and waiting. Now even soft Chad has a bigand I mean BIGcock. Getting down on his knees, Matt starts on just the head and then goes farther and farther down untilMY GOD, HES DEEP-THROATED THE WHOLE THING! I hadnt seen anything like that since watching Cleo, my pet Boa Constrictor, swallow a rat. Chad grabs Matts head and makes him continue to swallow it all. When Chad asks to see Matts butt, he drops his pants to reveal a cute hairy bum that just begs to be fucked. Chad rubs his huge cock on the butt, but doesnt do more because this is a lesson in fellatio. So, Matt returns to deep-throating the monster. This time he sits on the toilet seat and Chad stands to face-fuck him all the way to the pubes. I swear you can see Chads enormous cock moving in Matts throat! Matts own huge cock is stiffly plastered to his stomach through it all. Finally, Chad can hold off no longer and cums.
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Steele Ranger
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 10/12/2002
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Paul Carrigan, Doug Jeffries, Sam Crockett, Chris Steele, Haus Weston, Patrick Allen, Jeremy Tucker, Eric Scott, Shane Bailey, Kyle Kennedy, Shane Rockford
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Park Ranger Chris Steele not only has a big prickhe is one. We first see him bawling out two subordinates, Haus Weston and Sam Crockett for smoking in the woods. He then proceeds to harass three campers, Doug Jeffries, Jeremy Tucker, and Shane Bailey. He turns off their boom box; berates Jeremy for pissing in the open (Chris then goes and does the same thing himself); and finding the three jerking off to girlie magazines, calls them perverts and orders one of them to suck his cock. Shane rushes unhesitatingly to do so. Whether this is because Chi Chi told him to or because hes coming out of the closet is hard to tell. I think possibly the latter because the other two exchange something like a who-would-have-thunk-it glance. Shane is certainly not a novice. Chris then gets the others in on the action by going down on each in turn. Chris says it is getting dark (which is obviously news to the lighting man) so they move indoors to continue the action. Shane then sits on Chris face. Jeremy fucks Shane as Doug fucks Jeremy. Jeremy then sits on Chris cock.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 10/12/2002
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Paul Carrigan, Doug Jeffries, Sam Crockett, Chris Steele, Haus Weston, Patrick Allen, Jeremy Tucker, Eric Scott, Shane Bailey, Kyle Kennedy, Shane Rockford
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Park Ranger Chris Steele not only has a big prickhe is one. We first see him bawling out two subordinates, Haus Weston and Sam Crockett for smoking in the woods. He then proceeds to harass three campers, Doug Jeffries, Jeremy Tucker, and Shane Bailey. He turns off their boom box; berates Jeremy for pissing in the open (Chris then goes and does the same thing himself); and finding the three jerking off to girlie magazines, calls them perverts and orders one of them to suck his cock. Shane rushes unhesitatingly to do so. Whether this is because Chi Chi told him to or because hes coming out of the closet is hard to tell. I think possibly the latter because the other two exchange something like a who-would-have-thunk-it glance. Shane is certainly not a novice. Chris then gets the others in on the action by going down on each in turn. Chris says it is getting dark (which is obviously news to the lighting man) so they move indoors to continue the action. Shane then sits on Chris face. Jeremy fucks Shane as Doug fucks Jeremy. Jeremy then sits on Chris cock.
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Big Brother's Watching
Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 10/7/2002
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Review brief: The film opens with a parody of the Bond films. Instead of a female, however, we have a male dancing sinuously in highly colored negatives to Bond-like music. Jacob Hayes and his cohort, Junior, are spying on soldiers under their command. Jacob seems much too young for an officer, but hes such a cute little twink who cares. The first group for Big Brother to watch is Jason Hawke, Jeremy Tucker, and Max Grand. They stroll through the woods, strip, and piss in a stream. Jason then proceeds to use his pierced tongue on Maxs grand cock while Jeremy goes to work on Jasons uncut boner. Then Jeremy fucks Jason who continues to suck on Max. There are some terrific camera angles at the beginning of the scene, but these soon devolve into spending too much time in close-ups and not enough on who is fucking whom. An anonymous cock going into an anonymous ass is nowhere near as exciting as seeing Max Grand fuck Jason Hawke. If held too long, close-ups become clinical instead of erotic. Here are three beautiful men having sex amidst beautiful scenery, but its actually boring.
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Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 10/7/2002
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Review brief: The film opens with a parody of the Bond films. Instead of a female, however, we have a male dancing sinuously in highly colored negatives to Bond-like music. Jacob Hayes and his cohort, Junior, are spying on soldiers under their command. Jacob seems much too young for an officer, but hes such a cute little twink who cares. The first group for Big Brother to watch is Jason Hawke, Jeremy Tucker, and Max Grand. They stroll through the woods, strip, and piss in a stream. Jason then proceeds to use his pierced tongue on Maxs grand cock while Jeremy goes to work on Jasons uncut boner. Then Jeremy fucks Jason who continues to suck on Max. There are some terrific camera angles at the beginning of the scene, but these soon devolve into spending too much time in close-ups and not enough on who is fucking whom. An anonymous cock going into an anonymous ass is nowhere near as exciting as seeing Max Grand fuck Jason Hawke. If held too long, close-ups become clinical instead of erotic. Here are three beautiful men having sex amidst beautiful scenery, but its actually boring.
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Working Hard (SEVP)
Release date: 7/31/2002
Reviewed on: 10/5/2002
Studio: SEVP
Starring: T.J. (ambiguous), Max, Jonny, Dima, Oren, Luise, Rommy, Klio
Review brief: A handsome young blond, working in an adult store, decides to take a break from his labors by licking the picture of a buxom slut on a video box. He is interrupted by an adorable little brunet twink who is not a day over 18. They speak in heavily accented English with Russian accents: You are up. No. Yeahs, you are. Our little brunet opens the blonds pants and we discover that he is right. The blondes dick is indeed up. The sweet little brunet sucks it. When its the brunets time to get sucked, the pants come down and WOWthis little twink has a monster dick. Its not that its long, but its incredibly thick, and so heavy it arcs out and hangs down like a faucet. The blond youth goes down on it as best he can. Next thing we know, the brunet is inserting blue balls into the blonds butt. (These are the only blue balls these guys will ever have.) In, out, in, out; first you see em; then you dont. The brunet then fucks the blond bareback.
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Release date: 7/31/2002
Reviewed on: 10/5/2002
Studio: SEVP
Starring: T.J. (ambiguous), Max, Jonny, Dima, Oren, Luise, Rommy, Klio
Review brief: A handsome young blond, working in an adult store, decides to take a break from his labors by licking the picture of a buxom slut on a video box. He is interrupted by an adorable little brunet twink who is not a day over 18. They speak in heavily accented English with Russian accents: You are up. No. Yeahs, you are. Our little brunet opens the blonds pants and we discover that he is right. The blondes dick is indeed up. The sweet little brunet sucks it. When its the brunets time to get sucked, the pants come down and WOWthis little twink has a monster dick. Its not that its long, but its incredibly thick, and so heavy it arcs out and hangs down like a faucet. The blond youth goes down on it as best he can. Next thing we know, the brunet is inserting blue balls into the blonds butt. (These are the only blue balls these guys will ever have.) In, out, in, out; first you see em; then you dont. The brunet then fucks the blond bareback.
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Doin' Time 2069 2
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 10/2/2002
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Carlos, Romeo Castillo, C.O. Lopez, Eric Armani, Jose Vazquez, Junior Mac, M. Vic Mann, Julio Nieves, Popi Chulo, Dani Danello, Julio Pelos
Review brief: If you are tired of twinks, and Euro studs, and traditional porn stars with their shaved balls and assholes then this film just may be for you. The guys range from very desirable to ones I would flee from if I met them in a dark alley. So, mixing the good with the not so good, Ive rated the guys here as average. Of course, these guys are definitely anything but average when it comes to their dicksgreat brown beauties with a surplus of foreskin. (But there was a guy I glimpsed in a shower who had a dick that would have made two of Jeff Strykers who I kept waiting for and never saw again. Damn!) The hottest sex, sadly, is in solo masturbation scenes. There are a couple of pretty good oral only scenes (and some not so good); there is a fairly good threesome with a guy skewered on cocks fore and aft; and a not so good threesome which maybe bareback (but that doesnt help it). In other words, the sex scenes are very uneven ranging from hot to lukewarm. On the technical side, however, they have gone all out on this one.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 10/2/2002
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Carlos, Romeo Castillo, C.O. Lopez, Eric Armani, Jose Vazquez, Junior Mac, M. Vic Mann, Julio Nieves, Popi Chulo, Dani Danello, Julio Pelos
Review brief: If you are tired of twinks, and Euro studs, and traditional porn stars with their shaved balls and assholes then this film just may be for you. The guys range from very desirable to ones I would flee from if I met them in a dark alley. So, mixing the good with the not so good, Ive rated the guys here as average. Of course, these guys are definitely anything but average when it comes to their dicksgreat brown beauties with a surplus of foreskin. (But there was a guy I glimpsed in a shower who had a dick that would have made two of Jeff Strykers who I kept waiting for and never saw again. Damn!) The hottest sex, sadly, is in solo masturbation scenes. There are a couple of pretty good oral only scenes (and some not so good); there is a fairly good threesome with a guy skewered on cocks fore and aft; and a not so good threesome which maybe bareback (but that doesnt help it). In other words, the sex scenes are very uneven ranging from hot to lukewarm. On the technical side, however, they have gone all out on this one.
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Schoolmates 3: Youthful Indiscretions
Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 9/30/2002
Studio: BigDickFactory
Starring: Justin Slater, Steve Vanila, Butch Love, Adrian Cross, Donnnie Ross, Hot Dog, John Schut, Paul Brasil, Shane Romano, Shye Gunn
Directed by: John Boy Harden
Review brief: Back the pre-condom days when most of us werent even born, Toby Ross specialized in hot flicks featuring young guys with big dicks. Most of these films are now regarded as classics. Well, Toby is still at it. Hes still showcasing young guys with big dicks. And, I do not doubt that many of these will be regarded as classics, too. SCHOOLMATES 3: YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS will probably be among them. Led by BigDikFactorys favorite star, Justin Slater this film is filled with beautiful slender young guys of the type the old men in the bathhouses used to refer to as honey boys, and all have very big dicks. The setting for this one is college (but the way these guys look it could just as easily be high school). Justin is our narrator and appears in two scenes. Justin is very cute. There is not a milligram of fat on his body, and he has a cock that would not be out of place on a small pony--made to look even larger by the removal of most of his pubic hair. In the first scene Donnie Ross, a dark haired twink, is lying on the bed jacking off to the Adam Gay Video Directory.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 9/30/2002
Studio: BigDickFactory
Starring: Justin Slater, Steve Vanila, Butch Love, Adrian Cross, Donnnie Ross, Hot Dog, John Schut, Paul Brasil, Shane Romano, Shye Gunn
Directed by: John Boy Harden
Review brief: Back the pre-condom days when most of us werent even born, Toby Ross specialized in hot flicks featuring young guys with big dicks. Most of these films are now regarded as classics. Well, Toby is still at it. Hes still showcasing young guys with big dicks. And, I do not doubt that many of these will be regarded as classics, too. SCHOOLMATES 3: YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS will probably be among them. Led by BigDikFactorys favorite star, Justin Slater this film is filled with beautiful slender young guys of the type the old men in the bathhouses used to refer to as honey boys, and all have very big dicks. The setting for this one is college (but the way these guys look it could just as easily be high school). Justin is our narrator and appears in two scenes. Justin is very cute. There is not a milligram of fat on his body, and he has a cock that would not be out of place on a small pony--made to look even larger by the removal of most of his pubic hair. In the first scene Donnie Ross, a dark haired twink, is lying on the bed jacking off to the Adam Gay Video Directory.
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Male.Cum
Release date: 4/3/2002
Reviewed on: 9/29/2002
Studio: All Worlds Video
Starring: James Perry, Michael Brandon, Tigger, Kurt Summers, Frankie Nation, Troy Walker
Directed by: Rafael
Review brief: Although I ended up liking this film, the opening considerably teed me off. One of the great advantages of DVDs, I always thought, was that I didnt have to wade though half-a-dozen commercials or previews of coming attractions before getting to the film. However, I was presented here not with the beginning of the film, but with an ad for All Worlds Resort, promising me a swell time with scads of gorgeous hunks should I go there. But when two guests strolled by in the first scene which took place at this supposed Valhalla, they were two sad looking fatties with nary a hunk between them. Then, to add insult to injury, the action is all centered on Dirk Yates live action web site making the whole film something of an All Worlds commercial. As the film opens, Tigger is watching this web site. Super hung Frank Nation is seen on the web cam arriving at the pool. He is ogled by Kurt Summers, a hot guy that one would certainly make the trip to the resort to be with. (Fat chance. Pun intended.) Both guys are graduates of the Dirk Yates Academy of Straight Marine Pud Pullers.
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Release date: 4/3/2002
Reviewed on: 9/29/2002
Studio: All Worlds Video
Starring: James Perry, Michael Brandon, Tigger, Kurt Summers, Frankie Nation, Troy Walker
Directed by: Rafael
Review brief: Although I ended up liking this film, the opening considerably teed me off. One of the great advantages of DVDs, I always thought, was that I didnt have to wade though half-a-dozen commercials or previews of coming attractions before getting to the film. However, I was presented here not with the beginning of the film, but with an ad for All Worlds Resort, promising me a swell time with scads of gorgeous hunks should I go there. But when two guests strolled by in the first scene which took place at this supposed Valhalla, they were two sad looking fatties with nary a hunk between them. Then, to add insult to injury, the action is all centered on Dirk Yates live action web site making the whole film something of an All Worlds commercial. As the film opens, Tigger is watching this web site. Super hung Frank Nation is seen on the web cam arriving at the pool. He is ogled by Kurt Summers, a hot guy that one would certainly make the trip to the resort to be with. (Fat chance. Pun intended.) Both guys are graduates of the Dirk Yates Academy of Straight Marine Pud Pullers.
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Frat House Frenzy
Release date: 8/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/27/2002
Studio: XTC
Starring: Marc Anthony
Review brief: This exercise in fraternity hazing takes place in an adult toy store run by frat member Leaf Hendrickson. Though why it takes place in this setting is beyond me since no one uses any of the toys to be found there. Well, in the second scene hunky Gino Pizano does use a suction dingy on his tits--with no effect whatsoever--so again, why the toy store? It opens with Ken Griffen selecting an inflatable dildo and taking it into the mens room. So, here I was all in anticipation to see him shove it up his wazoo and pump that bulb. But all he does is sit on the toilet seat and gently push the dildo up the leg of his shorts--something that was about as erotic as a knee pat from a kindly uncle. Leaf, spying on him, joins him (thank goodness) and gets Ken to suck him. Leaf is the attractive guy with the swimmers build on the cover. Fortunately Leaf is not content to just be a recipient and goes to work on Kens cock and keester. Even without the dildo being used its a pretty good scene.
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Release date: 8/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/27/2002
Studio: XTC
Starring: Marc Anthony
Review brief: This exercise in fraternity hazing takes place in an adult toy store run by frat member Leaf Hendrickson. Though why it takes place in this setting is beyond me since no one uses any of the toys to be found there. Well, in the second scene hunky Gino Pizano does use a suction dingy on his tits--with no effect whatsoever--so again, why the toy store? It opens with Ken Griffen selecting an inflatable dildo and taking it into the mens room. So, here I was all in anticipation to see him shove it up his wazoo and pump that bulb. But all he does is sit on the toilet seat and gently push the dildo up the leg of his shorts--something that was about as erotic as a knee pat from a kindly uncle. Leaf, spying on him, joins him (thank goodness) and gets Ken to suck him. Leaf is the attractive guy with the swimmers build on the cover. Fortunately Leaf is not content to just be a recipient and goes to work on Kens cock and keester. Even without the dildo being used its a pretty good scene.
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Weekend @ My Brothers
Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 9/22/2002
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Duncan Valentine, Johnny Thrust, Josh Evers, Dean O'Connor, Sandy Sloane, Shane Lancourt, Jason Avans
Review brief: On his way to visit his brother, Sandy Sloane picks up his cousin Johnny Thrust who taunts him about being a virgin. Arriving at their destination they let themselves into the house. Hearing noises from a downstairs bedroom, they peep in on a ménage a trois. Who these three guys are and what they are doing in the house is never explained, and since the sex is downright boring I also wonder why this scene is included in the film. The most attractive of them, Shane Lancourt, has a nice build and a beautiful hairy chest. If he ever achieved an erection in the scene it might have had more merit, but he seems as disinterested in the proceedings as I am. So I have nothing to do but wonder like The Sundance Kid, Who are these guys? Oh, well. Sandy and Johnny are sharing the same bedroom and we know Sandy is going to lose his cherry. Both lie on the bed clad only in their boxers. Johnny watches a bit of TV; Sandy goes to sleep. Johnny finds Sandys cock sticking out of his boxers more interesting than anything hes watching on TV (who wouldnt) so he goes down on it.
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Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 9/22/2002
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Duncan Valentine, Johnny Thrust, Josh Evers, Dean O'Connor, Sandy Sloane, Shane Lancourt, Jason Avans
Review brief: On his way to visit his brother, Sandy Sloane picks up his cousin Johnny Thrust who taunts him about being a virgin. Arriving at their destination they let themselves into the house. Hearing noises from a downstairs bedroom, they peep in on a ménage a trois. Who these three guys are and what they are doing in the house is never explained, and since the sex is downright boring I also wonder why this scene is included in the film. The most attractive of them, Shane Lancourt, has a nice build and a beautiful hairy chest. If he ever achieved an erection in the scene it might have had more merit, but he seems as disinterested in the proceedings as I am. So I have nothing to do but wonder like The Sundance Kid, Who are these guys? Oh, well. Sandy and Johnny are sharing the same bedroom and we know Sandy is going to lose his cherry. Both lie on the bed clad only in their boxers. Johnny watches a bit of TV; Sandy goes to sleep. Johnny finds Sandys cock sticking out of his boxers more interesting than anything hes watching on TV (who wouldnt) so he goes down on it.
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Rafael 1
Release date: 6/11/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2002
Studio: French Connection
Review brief: This film is about as Italian as sauerkraut. Oh, sure the scenery is Italian, but theres nary an Italian guy to be seen. So if Italian men are your fantasy you wont find them here. There are lots of Germans though. And I, for one, find Germans rather attractive with their big uncut schwanzes and their zest for sex. Gufa, the German studio, decided to take a group of young Germans to Italy, film them having sex, and then release it as three films now known in the American market as The Italian Trilogy. The first one is called Rafael (the one reviewed here), the second Leonardo, etc. There is neither a Rafael nor a Leonardo to be found, so why these stupid names? This is obviously the work of some American Klugscheißer. The real title of the series is CASA DEL CAZZI or HOUSE OF COCKS. Personally, I like that better; and its not trying to put one over on us as the American distributor is.
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Release date: 6/11/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2002
Studio: French Connection
Review brief: This film is about as Italian as sauerkraut. Oh, sure the scenery is Italian, but theres nary an Italian guy to be seen. So if Italian men are your fantasy you wont find them here. There are lots of Germans though. And I, for one, find Germans rather attractive with their big uncut schwanzes and their zest for sex. Gufa, the German studio, decided to take a group of young Germans to Italy, film them having sex, and then release it as three films now known in the American market as The Italian Trilogy. The first one is called Rafael (the one reviewed here), the second Leonardo, etc. There is neither a Rafael nor a Leonardo to be found, so why these stupid names? This is obviously the work of some American Klugscheißer. The real title of the series is CASA DEL CAZZI or HOUSE OF COCKS. Personally, I like that better; and its not trying to put one over on us as the American distributor is.
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Aqua
Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 9/15/2002
Studio: GAI Studios
Starring: Rocky, Stonie, Danny Lopez
Review brief: Water, water everywhere To play in, not to drink. Water, water, everywhere And nary a dick doth shrink. This is the first film I have seen from Gai Studios and their director/writer/producer Ginetto di Masola, but you can be certain it will not be the last. This film is perfect! I have complained in past reviews about directors who dont show us entry shots, and actors who have sex in sox and shoes. There are none of these inhibitions here. Cocks are seen piercing asscheeks on their initial entry, and the guys are bareassed naked when they make out. The sex is consistently scorching in each of the five scenes, something that very, very rarely occurs. Yes, five scenes; not the usual four. The guys go at one another not as though they are being paid to do so, but because they love to do so and are really turned on by their partners and the situation. The direction is top-notch. The cinematography is super.
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Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 9/15/2002
Studio: GAI Studios
Starring: Rocky, Stonie, Danny Lopez
Review brief: Water, water everywhere To play in, not to drink. Water, water, everywhere And nary a dick doth shrink. This is the first film I have seen from Gai Studios and their director/writer/producer Ginetto di Masola, but you can be certain it will not be the last. This film is perfect! I have complained in past reviews about directors who dont show us entry shots, and actors who have sex in sox and shoes. There are none of these inhibitions here. Cocks are seen piercing asscheeks on their initial entry, and the guys are bareassed naked when they make out. The sex is consistently scorching in each of the five scenes, something that very, very rarely occurs. Yes, five scenes; not the usual four. The guys go at one another not as though they are being paid to do so, but because they love to do so and are really turned on by their partners and the situation. The direction is top-notch. The cinematography is super.
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Man-Driller
Release date: 8/23/2002
Reviewed on: 9/14/2002
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Roberto Giorgio, Fred Goldsmith, Janos Volt, Leslie Manzel, Ken Spencer, Antal Posza, Randy Jones, Jonathan Collins, Andreas Harris, Sergio Foster, Claudio Antonelli, Jack Laurel, Daniel Paxton, Paul Skeritt, Luciano Endino, Tony Magera, Soto Donovan, Eddie Shulz, Arthur Roth
Directed by: Csaba Borbely
Review brief: This is another in the series of films directed by Csaba Borbely crammed with Hungarian beauties. The guys in these films are absolutely incredible. It's like watching Greek statues fuck. The premise is that these guys are in the military and the scenes are separated by rather inept military endeavors: marching, etc. But when they remove those uniforms, you will definitely sit up and take notice. We start right off the bat with an orgy. It's followed by two threesome scenes and concludes with yet another orgy. I find one on one much hotter myself, and the sex here seems more forced than enjoyed but just looking at these guys will get one off. In scene two we find Antal Pozsa a big blond with an enormous dick.....really, really big. He has appeared in Herve Handsome's films (most notably in Fire Pump) under another name but he is unmistakable. It takes two to service him here, and rightly so. If these guys arent gay, they certainly give great performances. Although the sex is not overly passionate it is not inhibited and the guys are gorgeous.
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Release date: 8/23/2002
Reviewed on: 9/14/2002
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Roberto Giorgio, Fred Goldsmith, Janos Volt, Leslie Manzel, Ken Spencer, Antal Posza, Randy Jones, Jonathan Collins, Andreas Harris, Sergio Foster, Claudio Antonelli, Jack Laurel, Daniel Paxton, Paul Skeritt, Luciano Endino, Tony Magera, Soto Donovan, Eddie Shulz, Arthur Roth
Directed by: Csaba Borbely
Review brief: This is another in the series of films directed by Csaba Borbely crammed with Hungarian beauties. The guys in these films are absolutely incredible. It's like watching Greek statues fuck. The premise is that these guys are in the military and the scenes are separated by rather inept military endeavors: marching, etc. But when they remove those uniforms, you will definitely sit up and take notice. We start right off the bat with an orgy. It's followed by two threesome scenes and concludes with yet another orgy. I find one on one much hotter myself, and the sex here seems more forced than enjoyed but just looking at these guys will get one off. In scene two we find Antal Pozsa a big blond with an enormous dick.....really, really big. He has appeared in Herve Handsome's films (most notably in Fire Pump) under another name but he is unmistakable. It takes two to service him here, and rightly so. If these guys arent gay, they certainly give great performances. Although the sex is not overly passionate it is not inhibited and the guys are gorgeous.
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